r/Unexpected | Shells in the pistol...

[@tayloradams3993]

3:17 that was a part of a tiktok trend of parents throwing fits like their toddlers do and seeing how the toddler reacts. Most- if not all- of the toddlers I've seen it this trend react by trying to help and it's precious.

[@DrJekyll51]

The girl telling the iguana no has the same energy as the one girl telling the bear to get away from her kayak

[@coucou-wr7ft]

Omg yes

[@Wastedwu]

she sounds like Cath form Worst premade ever

[@joblesschris1400]

why are you doing this bear???

[@ARC12505]

Also where can I find this video it's absolutely hilarious

[@DrJekyll51]

@@ARC12505 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eGTUmXh_j6efjpo

[@isabrom5295]

2:52 children have a problem with seeing others as a person who has feelings too, I guess the dad wanted to teach the child to respect others with acting like a child so that the child was able to understand the situation properly

[@JJ-tc5tt]

Yess it was very painful to watch them not noticing the whole point

[@zemorph42]

I know some adults have that problem, too.

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

lumo being interrogated over a small metal ball he found on the ground and kept because he thought it looked cool as an adult is a massive mood

[@lunatic-k5209]

A personality of a raven

[@vonreign5982]

Or crow

[@lunatic-k5209]

@@vonreign5982 in all honesty I forget how spell crow that why I said raven instead

[@theearningcurve9684]

@@lunatic-k5209 This is also a valid mood

[@endarus6053]

crows and ravens are very similar. Ravens are bigger i think.

[@npc6817]

"Shut it woman, we're cooking pancakes" absolute chad

[@FDG323]

12:21

[@cardinalchaos2278]

That man has priorities.

[@juliaportes6603]

8:00 The lizard you were looking for is the Comodo dragon, known for their nasty saliva, that acts as a "sedative" that causes infections on it's prey. Fun fact: they always hunt in groups and are nutorious for being territorial almost 2 feet little devils, hunting from deer to livestock

[@The_Stumbler]

Nah, it's the bearded dragon, the komodo doesn't live on an island with the tourists warned to not go near enclosures, the bearded are feared for their cuteness and by crickets.

[@mr.morning8869]

Yeah uh, if the 2 feet was a measurement of length.... HAVE YOU SEEN ONE?! They can grow to over 10 feet

[@mr.morning8869]

They are not "little devils" As they are taller than the tallest human by a lot

[@The_Stumbler]

@@mr.morning8869 they're 2 foot tall, 10 feet long

[@mr.morning8869]

@@The_Stumbler but usually lizards are measured from tip of snout to vent, not feet to spine

[@bonogiamboni4830]

"If God didn't want me to shoot a shotgun round out of a desert eagle he wouldn't have made the diameters match"

[@EmeraldSpencer]

13:43 This clip cuts the part where the dog locks itself into its crate because it knows it's being obnoxious.

[@Gyrhoe]

3:18 it was unexpected because the dad just threw a tantrum so the kid gave him back his thing. Ya know. Like a dad would do if a kid threw a tantrum...

[@DE0.01]

"shotgun in the face can be applied in a verity of tough situations, for instance, watch how quickly it cures insubordination" "Simons! grab me a glass, I'm making orange juice!"

[@gothic-eraknight1586]

Yes sarge

[@drbright9115]

Here's a orange now kill me

[@iamarizonaball2642]

Me making an explosive shotgun: Everybody else at the gun store:

[@DE0.01]

@@iamarizonaball2642 they have shells for that: HE slugs and "dragon's breath" or magnesium shot.

[@KestrelDC]

Yeah, a lot of the big lizards like that (at least wild ones, might be able to manage that for domesticated pet ones through like diet IDK for sure) do have some nasty stuff in their saliva. Komodo dragons legit use it for hunting. If they get in one bite, they know their prey won't last long and they don't have to try as hard or use as much energy now, just gotta keep track of the prey until it drops. Also, I've held iguanas a couple times, one of which happened because I was petting him and he literally fucking leaped into my arms (one of those animals that LOVES attention) and nestled into my shoulder lmao, so glad I've been lucky enough to never have any bite me so far! Knock on wood!

[@tinymittensdesign]

Fun Komodo Dragon fact! For a while it was thought they killed their prey with their nasty saliva, but it turns out they do have venom! They have 6 glands, 3 on each side of their snout!

[@christophsouthwell7518]

Fun Fact! Don't put your finger on a belt sander, it will move you arm in the direction of the sander and be an all around unpleasant experience.

[@kisukebomb3750]

So, uh, I did this a few years back. The belt not only pulls your hand, but grabs you and pulls you toward it. Might just have been the way I was using the sander, but I almost lost my thumb to it. o this day, my friends joke about that time i high-fived a belt sander

[@luiswaverly5632]

@@kisukebomb3750 The belt must consume. Is your hand okay though

[@kisukebomb3750]

@@luiswaverly5632 yeah, got really lucky with it. Can't say the same for that sander though

[@Milkza8510]

Ah yes, the small ball bearing we all want to pick up for no reason.

[@Milkza8510]

Reject modenrarity, return to collecting anything of interest.

[@Snippe475]

crow vibes

[@finnthephrog]

@@tiredazalways We are just crows with rights and anxiety.

[@RandmAnimal]

I mean theyre fun to play with

[@unoriginalegg9899]

@@Milkza8510 Did a crow write this???

[@bazookallamaproductions5280]

1:41 that vocal technique is called "fry scream" if you wanna learn it. used in bands like arch enemy, eluveitie, or motionless in white. chris leipe has a good tutorial if you want

[@mmyr8ado.360]

That or someone bought/made a death whistle which were used by the Aztecs

[@fox_4740]

can we just have a recording of zen just going "hehehe" like he did with the golf baby one

[@SilverSaiyanAce]

And even more unexpected is commenting a third part on another person's comment For context I made a comment asking if you wanted to see something really unexpected And commented the other half (or now third) of the comment on the first comment.

[@pneudles3689]

I think you might mean Lumo

[@WilliamPertzer]

Lumo was the one going heheheh

[@Wastedwu]

I did it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqepi52larWafZI

[@AndriasNewt]

@@Wastedwu ye we all needed that thank you

[@kerricaine]

the cops running from the cemetery just like "who you gonna call? SOMEONE ELSE!"

[@darth_avocado2406]

3:12 love how you guys still didnt get it context: the dad was eating bread, child takes it, dad acts the kid having a tantrum act, child gives back bread

[@jwalster9412]

"I got a ball bearing, I found on the ground in my pocket, because I thought it was cool." Relatable.

[@blademaster2390]

Correct.

[@Zoten001]

"Go back to the cop car and get a State-Issued Silver Sword." AKA going Full Witcher.

[@technothewarrior3397]

Exactly mate, exactly...

[@riversider2506]

She's dressed up for a tennis match but she's playing golf whilst wearing sandals, with her baby positioned directly behind her as she swings her Golf Club ⛳.. Very safe, noooooice👌

[@bestpiss]

2:52 the dad had a temper tantrum like you would expect a child to have.

[@titanavenger3371]

Lumo is like a crow with rights. When you find shinny thing you take it.

[@Game_Erica]

12:35 I love the way the man says: "Hiljaa nyt nainen" (Shut it woman) for no good reason. I simply wish to speak in that tone of voice about everything lol

[@LeivenFrestea]

This man is a big Chad, Prioritizing Important Stuff before Girlfriend

[@gregbarnes4083]

Where is this clip from originally does anyone know? Had me laughing for a solid minute

[@Game_Erica]

@@gregbarnes4083 After a LOT of digging, I found that it's from a Finnish movie called 'Sininen viikko' (Blue week) from 1954

[@gregbarnes4083]

@@Game_Erica Thank you so much!!

[@Game_Erica]

@@gregbarnes4083 no problem dude!

[@Ch1l1C0nCarnag3]

That first clip wouldn't have just ended once she pulled out the medal. The TSA wouldn't have a detector go off and then leave it as soon as you show a single item that would set it off. They're still gonna give you the full hand scan in case you have anything else. Imagine if all you had to do was show them something benign, and they don't bother checking you to find out you're actually carrying a butcher's knife.

[@satibel]

Probably just put the medal in a bin, and go through again.

[@dramspringfeald]

Lol, as a near 340lb on/off security, I can EASILY catch up and get through the gold medalist, the problem is, once you get this much meat moving, it doesn't stop easy.

[@theguylivinginyourwalls]

If you aim well, then that's really the problem of the guy you're chasing, isn't it? :)

[@dramspringfeald]

@@theguylivinginyourwalls they're standing there confused and looking around panicked... Get ready to ride the lightning

[@npc6817]

@@dramspringfeald you need jesus

[@AceOfBlackjack]

@@npc6817 and he’ll talckle him too! Get Oprah!

[@cogbait]

@@AceOfBlackjack not even Oprah is safe from his wrath

[@falkii]

12:06 If your nails were even long enough you run the risk of the fibres in your nail fraying, it wouldn't be a very clean cut, might just end up splitting/cracking the nail. Used to use bandsaws, saw an idiot I knew try with their long ass nails, immediate regret. Interesting to watch, but don't envy them having to fix their nails.

[@tunkiyo]

You all missed the best part of the last video the dog puts himself in the crate and closes the door, he knew he made his owner upset and sits there with a big goofy smile

[@PliskinYT]

The officers running and tripping reminded me of the scene from GTA V where trevor runs out of the bank with the shotgun saying he has hostages

[@ragegaming1653]

3:08 They missed the point, What the dad did was Act like the toddler when they have something taken away, I don't think it was because it hurt, but because he started crying like ababy and the child freaked out for a bit and then acted like an adult giving them it back and then patting them

[@journey9641]

10:55 What happened here? Who are they getting angry at?

[@dustinm2717]

Yeah same I'm confused too and would also like the answer to what happened (i don't watch enough sports to have any clue what just happened)

[@brendangardner2352]

They asked for a moment of silence and someone called out called out I think

[@misternikolas8611]

Apparently, they were having a moment of silence for a fan that died and someone shouted "Scotty's in the box" which made them angry. Also heard the parents of that fan were also there.

[@jameskarg3240]

@@misternikolas8611 Yeah, dont matter WHERE in the world one is held: A moment of silence is one of VERY few things humans generally agree IS sacred.

[@saharafortner4177]

Kamodo Dragon, not a Bearded Dragon. I have one of those, it’s like being bitten by a large mouth bass.

[@ChrissieBear]

Komodo Dragons have actual venom.

[@FirstLast-cc6cv]

Iguanas can really be assholes. My sister had one a few years ago that was 99% hatred and it'd walk around, looking for opportunities to piss her off. If he was out while she was cleaning his tank, he'd just casually walk up to you and tailwhip your ankle. His unnofficial name was asshat

[@mattwhaley1865]

Love Zen's new logo

[@TheFoodGuideOfL]

I frickin love these duo videos. They're great, so thanks for another one!

[@Zuion_Art]

The one with his face match with wallpaper in the phone is at least my favorite slap sport ever

[@ianhowick]

Bacitracin is where we get the star wars term Bacta. Basically you get immersed in a giant tank of antibiotic ointment to heal.

[@NBDYSPCL]

Can someone tell me how Lumo manages to sound like all three game grumps at the same time?

[@KaoKacique]

0:29 "I genuinely thought I was about to watch a (...) TSA agent about to to run this woman over" That's the thing, judging by her flag, it is the TSA equivalent from a way saner country

[@dom5905]

Either these two need to stop being so relatable or I need to go see a doctor

[@JoshSweetvale]

Aren't flare guns basically shotgun pistols that fire slugs? The slugs being f l a r e s ?

[@ccrum32]

Yes.

[@rebel6301]

Now, that thumbnail. That's because the desert eagle handgun is (usually) chambered in .50 AE, which is just a downsized .50 BMG if you think about it. 12 gauge shotgun shells are the same diameter. Therefore, you might actually be able to fire a shotgun shell out of a deagle but it would probably ruin your gun.

[@rebel6301]

@Aditya Chavarkar yes

[@rebel6301]

@chrisily yes, that too.

[@rabbitsteew]

that cockatoo wasn't even mimicking, they just scream sometimes.

[@alexs6746]

Dude the cemetery one gave me chills and made my eyes water

[@deathkitsune6839]

2:06 im sorry, but i know this was just a prank by their friends but, EVERYONE DRIVING BY DOESN'T KNOW THIS AND JUST IGNORES IT!!!

[@zipperozicvideodump]

humanity, simply put, is just terrible

[@arandomsystemglitch2398]

The shotgun shells in the pistol I mean if it works it works the enemy wouldn't expect a shotgun blast from close range

[@timothystull9681]

To better explain, When the baby took the food from his father, his father threw a tantrum the same way a baby would to see a reaction.

[@FeenickzVR]

11:29 who's death was being disrespected? I have a small phone and can't tell what happened, it just looked like everyone randomly started yelling

[@oldally8869]

i dont know, someone yelled something and they started screaming, but i dont know what they yelled

[@togiisuperheavytank]

11:07 I have the same helmet and goggles as that dude

[@chaoticidiot1813]

9:10 that bird has power

[@s.r4206]

0:29 She secretly has 8 concealed guns

[@TheAbsol7448]

Unrelated, but I saw someone wearing a utility kilt at work today! I remember you talking about utility kilts in a previous episode.

[@Asper_A_Goose]

The kid taking out the bread from his dad. The dad went on a childish tantrum and the kid gave it back

[@carterkoestel8199]

11:35 AIRSTRIKE INBOUND, 250 METERS FROM YOUR LOCATION.

[@ianhowick]

The existence of Bacitracin implies the existence of Tenitracin, Altitracin, and Sopranitracin

[@seasaltskully2095]

Cooking pancake man has big Ace energy 👌🏼

[@xzayanahenderson2914]

Fun fact! Most bacteria is immune to bacitracin!

[@bulbasaur4512]

*hears death scream at cemetery* The cops: *R U N* Me: ... Am I weak to ghost?

[@HyrannoCraft]

6:14 Lumo You Sir Have Met A Real Aburame, You Should Be Honored To Hav Such A Privilege.

[@AlphaisMIST]

everyone in the minute of silence is just looking around waiting for it to end. we have a moment of silence every year for anzac day and everyone bows there head down with their eyes closed. be respec, be strayan

[@jakevex4198]

Fun fact mountain lions sound exactly like a woman being brutally murdered

[@owngamesgamer4030]

2:50 the kids parent threw a tantrum over the apple to teach a lesson to the kid

[@JameisonAus_YouTube]

0:54 never thought i would relate so much yes this is me yes i have a box of rivet ends yes i collect the *S H I N Y S*

[@hungrymusicwolf]

Did you see that dog run at the end, that dog knew what he was doing xD

[@maceheath]

That bird that speaks cat just is fluent in other animal languages

[@showme2theexit]

The dad was acting like a baby mocking his own child and the man at the beach was already...well you know, so the only thing to tan was his feet and hands.

[@TurboBronco239]

The dad was throwing a "tantrum" to teach a lesson about tantrums to his kid

[@adorimirable]

11:27 looks like a leather stahlhelm style biker helmet, lumo

[@Autismo_the_Impaler]

Did you know Stahlhelms are based off of the world war I/world war II German helmets

[@adorimirable]

@@Autismo_the_Impaler yes, my avatar is wearing a french ww1/ww2 adrian helmet

[@Holpip_]

The secret to making fluffy pancakes is to make the batter more viscose

[@thomanator1000]

On the kid with wasps in the kids ears? My opa actually had a wasp crawl into his ear. The doctor flushed it out with oil.

[@truck-kun941]

They say that food is the key to a man's heart but if anyone can cook well the world is your oyster and you are the pearl.

[@truck-kun941]

If your personality is shit you're a cracked pearl.

[@Guidingsonar]

8:01 komodo dragons are the size toddalers in hight..

[@lechking941]

the wave form of the meat slap is i saw good because its a sharp *THUAP* than nothing, aka thats gonna leave a mark

[@mrmashman8338]

14:55 that will truly be unexpected!

[@vipperblaze8923]

cool tip: don't ever get bit by an emerald tree boa they're not venomous but you will not have a good time thanks for coming to my ted talk

[@charlievu5641]

It wasn’t a tooth hurt it was a dad being like the child when they take the food

[@Zack_Zander]

1:40 Ain’t getting paid enough for this sh*t, XD

[@WedgeStratos]

12:26 reminds me of Sylvester and his weird dancing partner in "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" and that these two will inevitably be in a bedroom dancing whatever in the hell proto-rave music that was they were jiving to in that film.

[@mylittledarkworldjohn4289]

9:35 when you only hear deathmetal

[@sierrakilo1174]

6:30 is hilarious

[@AlexTaco2008]

Me looking at the thumbnail: "ah yes, my latest invention, the anit-wrist, when your enemies think you lost your weapon, but its really a trap!"

[@AceNotAnAttorney]

I'm early so I just wanted to say I love your videos they really brighten up my day

[@sleepyslime7693]

0:54 that my entire list of character trait

[@xenoguy1233]

For some reason that intro made me think of a nightmare scenario of the metal alarm going off and before you even have a chance to check what set it off you just get football tackled and have your skull repeatedly punched in before getting unceremoniously searched. Whether or not they find anything they just slam your head on the floor and walk off with blood on their hands. I hate overactive imagination.

[@fallentatsu3373]

As someone who has been bitten by an iguana multiple times, that shit is painful

[@knightlypoleaxe2501]

9:17 Apparently the original video doesn't have that screeching noise Original Video; kzbin.info/www/bejne/eF7IloGsiqp6es0

[@Whatnoticus]

8:00 NEO.... BAA NAA NAA NAA NAA NAA...SPOREN... BEE DEE DEE! Ooooh, Taco belll taco bel, product placement with taco bell.

[@Heidijackward]

The parrot death scream we all know its true power To give cats fear of that parrot

[@demonic_myst4503]

Birds are the last living decendents of dinosours

[@temosofthecommunistrepubli2637]

The thumbnail is cool.

[@jerrybaker8597]

9:18 SHUT UP KAREN!!!!

[@Gleon115]

For that bird video 1: not a parakeet, that's a cockatoo. I would know I lived with one for 8 years. 2: if you lived with one you would know that's not unexpected. They are batards.

[@ccrum32]

YES!!

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

4:30 fun fact: this wouldn’t work anyways since the skin on your hands and feet can’t tan for the same reason as why it’s paler than the rest of their body Tanning requires melanin too

[@gregbarnes4083]

I need the clip of the Astra launch to be on here for the next r/unexpected

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

12:14 We all know that it has been stolen from I did a Thing.

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

I have that abillity with the ear: l can fold my ear into itself. That girl is only the second person other than myself l've seen who can do it. The other is Ben Fine of Fine Bros.

[@jimyvanloock3510]

The human ear can do THAT?! WHAT?!?!

[@masontheshitter630]

23. ah yes lumo’s weird year

[@Amethyst_Alien]

Lumo and Zen, the best duo.

[@theenduriangamer5509]

12:24 - That's just helltaker.