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[@scientistsquid5675]

P has but one weakness and that it becomes silent its behind its crushes N, S, and T. P likes N’s skirts, S’s curves and T’s rack.

[@KubickQ]

pppp pppppppp pp ppppppppp pppp pppp p pp ppppp Translation: That weakness is nullified when only P is there

[@FerreTrip]

Don't forget how it cooperates when H is right after to it to become a completely different letter. What kind of relationship is that? Who's in control? Is P pressuring H, or is H harassing P?

[@coruscaregames]

@@FerreTrip nah they're just working together to create something different

[@idkfu2781]

Translation: P ppp ppp ppp pppppppp ppp pppp pp pppppppp pppppp ppp pppppp ppp ppppppp Pp Pp ppp Pp P ppppp Ppp ppppppp Ppp pppppp ppp Ppp ppppp

[@KubickQ]

@@idkfu2781 there is no shift on a p keyboard, right? I guess there wouldn’t be space either Or backspace

[@achaoticneutralpaladin7713]

That Game Changers was one of the best episodes I've watched. It's hilarious!

[@zacheryschmidt2611]

I’ve never seen or heard of it until today

[@ShyDigi]

OMG A FELLOW GAME CHANGERS ENJOYER

[@ShyDigi]

It’s also pretty much customer service in a nut shell

[@zacheryschmidt2611]

@@ShyDigi never heard of that one either

[@ShyDigi]

@@zacheryschmidt2611 no. I mean the industry. Not a show lmao

[@trashman11]

The butter in coffee is for whats called a Bulletproof coffee. But thats not even the worst part. Its got actual oil in it, and then put into a blender. I was on a keto diet and hated it.

[@Nyghtking]

is it better or worse then just drinking it black?

[@trashman11]

@@Nyghtking i personally hate both. But to me Bulletproof is worse because on top of the already nasty bitter taste it also feels greasy and feels like you drank crude oil.

[@fiend-off-the-grid]

@@trashman11 not if you make it right, if done properly it should result in a creamy texture, not an oily one. You probably didn't get a proper emulsion with it. It also might be worse if your butter has canola oil. Certain ingredients can help it, like a TINY amount of xanthan gum(used in most Starbucks drinks, use like an 1/8 of a teaspoon). also, including some heavy cream can also help, though it ups the carb count a bit(if it's heavy whipping cream, you probably won't need the gum, as heavy whipping cream is just heavy cream with stabilizers)

[@trashman11]

@@fiend-off-the-grid yah your probably right, im no expert when it comes to making coffee. Although i dont like bitter coffee. I normally take mine full of sugar and cream. In the end its comes more down to personal taste.

[@fiend-off-the-grid]

@@trashman11 yeah, I don't like black coffee either. Also, we usually include the sweet Keto Chow mixes when we do ours, and maybe some Whole Earth sweetener(name of the brand, it's just a blend of monkfruit extract and erythritol, not very expensive)

[@bulletproofwhale5869]

*Me, recognizing Game Changers and Lost Pause in the video* THE WORLDS ARE COLLIDING!

[@Ph4ntomSp1rit]

Ma boi Noble

[@MiguelHernandez-hn2cp]

@@Ph4ntomSp1rit You mean, Maibigbutt Noble

[@HazeEmry]

Nahh that's Nux 👀

[@enderborn6860]

eyyyyy we got cultured folk here nice

[@catvanbrian9470]

@@MiguelHernandez-hn2cp nep nep nep nep neep. Nep nep nep nep neep

[@filipthunell8631]

3:30 thats why you need to check who it is before shooting. the guy in the clip did and nobody was hurt thanks to it

[@dylandreisbach1986]

3:40w That is a guy who thinks before he shoots, which is the right thing to do. Some people don't know how to do that.

[@-Destiny-54]

2:30 poor lost pause. Poor noble

[@hunterasbury6529]

One time my family held a surprise birthday party for me. My brother jumped out from behind the sofa and started to say “hap-“ and I just punched him square in the nose.

[@HuugTuub]

And then everybody clapped Edit: clapped you*

[@IMINYOURWALLS..]

@@HuugTuub 🦆🦇🦂🦎🐊🐅🐫🐃🦬🦏🦛🦒🐆🦌🐏🦩🦃🦘🐐🦙🐄

[@daisyjoy242]

Seeing lost pause in this, video gives me life

[@spugnoxngubcux9801]

Lost Pause? In my Kalbus?

[@TheGoldenJay637]

*_It's more likely than you think :)_*

[@cynthiablackthorn]

@@spugnoxngubcux9801 Nobel will be everywhere he will infect all

[@daisyjoy242]

@@cynthiablackthorn yes

[@carlsjolund2379]

I have not seen supper much of Game Changers, but what I have seen is absolute gold. I love the one where Brendan has to dramatize the riddle “why is six afraid of seven”. Brendan is also just honestly one of the most objectively funny people on yt.

[@carlsjolund2379]

Also, Isn’t/wasn’t the show like a offshoot of College Humor?

[@kythca]

08:31 - You don't know who Zach King is??? You should look him up asap. He was on vine, now on youtube. He's amazing!

[@WilliamTheRailwayTako]

That last one, never tempt Zeus. Just don't.

[@sundalosketch4769]

In the words of the last unfortunate challenger.. "Strike me down Zeus! You don't have the ba-"

[@davidmartin5483]

2:30 Lost Pause 🤣🤣🤣 That is really a fun comunety

[@perciusmandate]

Apparently putting butter in your coffee is a traditional thing in Ethiopia and other areas of Africa

[@GoblinLord]

interesting culture facts

[@nigoulenoblehiboux9812]

I wasn't expecting noble to be part of this video.

[@mattwhaley1865]

Is Zen and Lumo breaking up? The lack of content with them both in them, is concerning

[@dovahfruit9503]

I thought there was more content with them recently

[@gilldominicmendoza5202]

It's scheduling probably. They're both busy on there own channels and project

[@mattwhaley1865]

@@gilldominicmendoza5202 that's honestly understandable. I'm just joking a little bit. Hopefully their schedules can align again so we can get more vids with them together. Definitely great chemistry

[@SmoothBrainStuff]

Wanna know what's unexpected? How many lemons Lumo.

[@FattyMachine3000]

What?

[@zayrthemenace7989]

@@FattyMachine3000 You'll get it someday, buddy-

[@FattyMachine3000]

@@zayrthemenace7989 id rather know right now Never mind i just searched it up

[@AndriasNewt]

@@FattyMachine3000 tell me lad

[@zayrthemenace7989]

@@FattyMachine3000 Great! Welcome to the *how many lemons, Lumo?* club!

[@crystals-r2551]

* sees buttered coffee * Me: "Palmer, is that you?"

[@KnekoKcat]

Oh boy. A lost pause clip. Didn't expect that.

[@AndGoatz04]

"Who's that pokemon?" It's clefairy! "It's pikachu!" *_FUU-_*

[@violetpencil9614]

3:01 Is that Noble from lost pause is on this channel of all things?!!!!

[@spurcalluth6300]

7:23, comedy has peaked.

[@notagoat281]

7:44 Yeah, you can also tell that's not helium because the balloon isn't floating.

[@Capedmagician]

seeing noble in a kalbus vid was so strange

[@Tues48]

1:36 when I was keto I did it with tea, and not just butter, I also added coconut oil

[@davidmartin5483]

You know probably the worst thing that could happen if you throw a surprise party outside of america is that the perso who the party is for will be dissapointed.

[@hungrymusicwolf]

The most unexpected thing for me this video was seeing noble (lost pause) at 2:30

[@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs]

I wanted to hear Lumo's reaction to the thumbnail.

[@morganitegem5581]

the guy was quick to draw his weapon and just as quick to put it back, I love that

[@Totalinternalreflection]

It’s only a matter of time before the lemon files are exposed.

[@sarcasticallysatiricalshit5864]

That drifting carriage had to have been driven by the main character...

[@hazelmaple]

The helium one had me wheezing

[@blackwing1362]

Probably had him wheezing too

[@DepressedCrow]

3:18 he was quick on the draw with that

[@apolloandwarrior_3229]

1:40 this one guy went to Finland in search of Cloudberries and he tried coffee that you soak a cube of Finnish cheese in

[@laurenhodges6411]

Buttered coffee is DELIGHTFUL, though! Especially blended until frothy!

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

Fr tho?

[@Tues48]

@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice butter tea is good too

[@damienknapp1667]

Hell

[@Oddity2994]

7:20 Classic vine

[@anerdwithaswitch9686]

Trust me, the horse-drawn buggy one is just another day in southern PA

[@sarahgray430]

I prefer hot buttered rum over butter in coffee. The reason why people do it is because fat is actually a much healthier source of energy than sugar (the primary source of energy in "energy drinks", which are basically overpriced soft drinks) and when you're doing strenuous activities out of doors in the winter (whether working or leisure activities like skiing or skating) you really need the energy to stay warm. In fact, the Finns won an important battle during the Winter War not by force of arms but by offering to feed their hungry and ill-equipped foes.

[@SonicSpeed0705]

6:21 when Amish people join a drifting competition

[@magicaleevee843]

You know who has an unexpected quirk? Voreman! #Voremangang 3:54 that is probably my favourite clip on the internet.

[@kasamikona]

It's 2021 we got John Kalbus reacting to Noble "Maibigbutt" Pause reacting to the meme and simultaneously becoming the meme

[@44Dragon_G]

4:10 they played us like a fiddle

[@underdrow5572]

As a Christian, I think God caused that lightning on the last vid just to mess with the guy.

[@wikostudio2839]

I feel like god likes to mess with people

[@miab-p6874]

3:37, Canadians don't have guns, which is why we don't have to worry about stuff like this.

[@ChilledBacon]

I believe in God for the sole idea that he likes to screw with humanity at the randomest of times

[@ugwuanyicollins6136]

Wouldn't that make him a demon?

[@ChilledBacon]

@@ugwuanyicollins6136 i mean most of the time it's harmless :)

[@BierBart12]

He is definitely the player in our universal Sims game

[@declanhandley-byrne4335]

5:19 POV: You're Moxxie and you've made it too real

[@ktalas9168]

at 2:27 his face reminded me of the old troll face meme

[@Painfulldarksoul]

Pretty sure that was what it was supposed to be.

[@scarletaugi2591]

GOD I LOVE NOBLE LMAO OKAY THAT CHURCH CHOIR VIDEO IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES

[@ashleyivie7183]

2:38 NOBLE! :D

[@DD-mp1kl]

2:20 that is the signature Joey Wheeler face. NYEH!

[@evilproductionstudios9659]

6:21 best part about that, I searched up the coordinates, it lands in Pennsylvania.

[@Luigicat11]

"and I have no idea of its cultural relevance" It looks like they're trying to replicate the troll face. Y'know, if you're old enough to know about the vintage memes that managed to make it past 2009.

[@DismaeofJae]

Um…..I’m pretty sure the guy with the pew-pew wasn’t drawing a service pew-pew 👀….. but still was quick tho 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@Taro_liam]

Maybe he's a cop... or not

[@DismaeofJae]

@@Taro_liam totally possible lol. I saw that clip a while ago and think it was confirmed he wasn’t but idk. If he is a cop then he fits the American stereotype for cops 🥲🙃

[@thatdamncrow9197]

@@DismaeofJae how would he fit the stereotype

[@DismaeofJae]

@@thatdamncrow9197 pulling a pew-pew on an innocent people 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@thatdamncrow9197]

@@DismaeofJae he just walked into his house and thought there were robbers

[@MouseGoat]

Feel like that was setting the bar to low, granting god permission to exist in case of a natural weather phenomenon happening. like should you not pick something that is impossible, making it clear. His powers should be a far bit stronger than Thor lol

[@jaceritchie7948]

Kid: *sees camera* Kid: *first instinct is to make The Face*

[@Solesteam]

9:55 God does do things like that occasionally. Someone saying "if there's a god then this that and the other" and gen he doesn't this that and the other, perfectly on time. I've heard of many examples of that going on in modern day.

[@AndGoatz04]

That " Every fucking time" had the same tone as the "FUCK YOU" response to 'do you speak english?'

[@auli5786]

The first 2 posts got me audably laughing so much

[@txferretgirl]

the buggy likely belongs to someone from an amish community and it could be 1. a young guy screwing around 2. an actual emergency and they are going to a hospital it isn't always the case but some of them are okay with hospitals in serious situations.

[@LORDOFDORKNESS42]

To be fair to butter coffee, there's such a thing as butter tea. And I've heard it's delicious if made right.

[@kingchange2027]

This channel can always bring up my mood

[@doot_slayer]

6:23 NANII?!! HOSU KARIJI DORIFUTINGU!??

[@RobinHood-qk9fy]

2:30 oh hay it's Noble from Lost Pause

[@vanishl.2693]

6:31 “Arthur I got a plan!!”

[@sketchyinfinity6091]

6:20 Jebidiah come over I can’t. It is improper My parents aren’t home and my skirt is a little too short Jebidiah:

[@aaronalkor]

I actually have a friend who's an atheist. Really smart dude, and has a surplus of fancy suits for some reason. He wore suits for 2 years in a row…at high school. Reason? No idea. Anyways, I'm a Polytheist (Belief in multiple deities). And guess what? We don't clash with each other’s beliefs. It rarely comes in conversation, and we are just nice and kind to one another

[@arthyrgoldengate4599]

The helium part got me lmao

[@lizoliver3021]

you mean the p-board?

[@spurcalluth6300]

Pppp ppp pppp. Ppppp!

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

@@spurcalluth6300 ppp pppp pp ppppppp

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

@@spurcalluth6300 ‘’’’ ‘’’’’’

[@lizoliver3021]

@@spurcalluth6300 PPP PP PPPPPPPP PPP PPPPPPPP PPP PPP PPPPPPP

[@hazeltree7738]

*P-ppppp

[@diegomarxweiller1814]

ah yes to not expect thunder when there is rain

[@luminalsaturn2]

… As someone who puts *a little bit* of butter and milk in my coffee if I have no cream, this confuses me. Straight butter is fine if it’s light coffee; but milk and butter just mimics cream by adding the fat back into the milk.

[@RobinRhombus2]

Didn't expect the LostPause cameo but then again I wasn't expecting to expect anything so it doesn't count.

[@umbraanimo7767]

You ever have a rick role you just can’t get mad at? Like I had one that was a optical illusion and you had to line everything up just right to get it to work. That one took real fucking effort to make so I wasn’t even made

[@sssargon8569]

Does anyone have a link to the "if there was a god, there'd be a lightning strike" video?

[@orcaroomeii8019]

YOOOO LOSTPAUSE GOT FEATURED ON KALBUS LETS GOOOOOOO

[@An.Alternate.Account]

*My parents put butter in their coffee, and I'm scared*

[@yandereharem979]

Horse drifting

[@notagoat281]

2:52 Rick Astley's shoe is a Pokemon confirmed.

[@OfficialFaroediverHelldivers]

5:15 *fills spray bottle with Holy Water*

[@therealthatcatstabe360]

omg the one where the girl is trying to guess the color just makes me laugh XD

[@genesis_ink]

my parents love butter in coffee. It isnt really a health thing, (or at least they dont personally do it for health reasons) its just how some people like it i guess. Iv also heard that its traditional in some african countries, but dont quote me on that since im not exactly an expert. I think its nasty, but yet again i also think cream and sugar in coffee is nasty and that seems to be pretty much universally loved by people, so i dont think im allowed to speak for the general population about much of anything..

[@dawshonaragma8263]

2:25 i just see this as the grinch

[@beholdman7158]

2:08 that's the Jim Carrey face, get it right

[@amr2002amrTM]

00:20 that show I can't remember the name but the rules change every episode so it's kinda chaos

[@McBehrer]

Game Changer

[@arceefan99]

6:20 all I hear from this clip is "The British Are COMING THE BRITISH AR....... HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!! we're good"

[@nocturneraider]

That's a sneak peek at the next fast and furious film drifting Amish

[@that_endo]

oh and if you didn't know the background rectangle thing is off by about 11 pixels have a good day

[@mrblakeboy1420]

4:23 i guessed the same as her every time, which is an even lower chance than her getting it wrong

[@stemarabellathecat]

The LostPause one is hilarious

[@Hambrrgr]

You know its a good video if it starts off with a clip from Game Changers

[@jakevex4198]

Yeah the horses probably got spooked

[@acorneroftheinternet4179]

Goddamn, Cinderella mustve been trying to get home in that carrage

[@bazookallamaproductions5280]

10:09 correlation vs causation

[@DabiHadAPoint]

Noble! Good to see him!

[@kirby1781]

That Tik Tok(?) balloon church one feels familiar. Either it was stolen from Vine (swear I saw it in a vine compilation) or very similar idea. Either way I get a sense of deja vu.

[@diablomoko]

Noble is in this with the pikachu one I love noble. Hes frickin great. But I love u too kalbus

[@microwavegoesmhbmhbhmhhmhm5225]

6:21 You've seen Payday 2 but have you seen... *Horse Heist 3?*

[@ServingOthers99]

So is no one concerned that a kid who appears to be maybe 8-10 years old is carrying a pistol? Fuck, man, I don't even have a joke. I'm just very sad. Good episode of course, but that one gave me pause, and even if it was a staged video, don't give a little kid a pistol bro...

[@notagoat281]

1:00 Seriously what is this, I've gotta know! Also, title of next episode: "pppppppppppppppppppppppppppp"

[@takeyiatwitty2216]

It's a collegehumor show call Game Changer. It's a good series and one of the reasons I got Dropout.

[@notagoat281]

@@takeyiatwitty2216 : Thanks.

[@unoriginal2552]

7:55 dude looks like metro man

[@mormornie]

@6:28 Amish Need for Speed, y'all

[@jamesayars591]

6:24 how much horse power do you think that thing has?