Races Tier List

[@wasbaddoog9849]

He got us in the first half, and then he got us again in the second half

[@jeremytitus9519]

I think Thanos had something to say about that

[@thecomplaintbox.8906]

nah, he got us in the first half of the first half, read our emotions, then played along, then plot twisted in the first half of the second half, and then plot twisted the climax. Damn, these whites are really getting out of hand...

[@catedoge3206]

real

[@MrOrthodox13]

not only did he get us, I also get him, completely

[@ligma445]

@@jeremytitus9519 reality if often disappointing

[@realnamehidden1314]

I hate this video. It ended before I could find out which race tastes the best.

[@marutafrfx8910]

never know until you try

[@mac.fk14]

Obviously Indians the amount of different flavours they make maybe Italians too

[@camdrury2501]

@mac.fk14 You like spicy Italian sausage? What?

[@M-CH_]

It's whites. That's why he wouldn't rate them, out of modesty. They taste superior.

[@ChronoXShadow]

@@marutafrfx8910 Exactly! Taste is very subjective. Gotta go out and try it yourself.

[@k2539k]

As an asian, I'm just glad we got an A

[@neetpride5919]

Why? That just means you'll be sought after more by cannibals during the apocalypse.

[@oceans6517]

@@neetpride5919u don’t get the joke do u? Do u get the video?

[@deadsoldiertr]

A stands for good job, and B stands for failure.

[@oceans6517]

@@deadsoldiertr yes

[@JackO_Lantern]

@@deadsoldiertri read this in steven he’s voice🤣

[@Frosty4427]

I was expecting the end joke to be something along the lines of it only being cannibalism if you consider them human

[@jeremytitus9519]

*Harvey:* “It’s only cannibalism if you consider them human” is on the board. *Contestant:* Oh I get it.

[@Bee-eautiful]

@@jeremytitus9519alright steve imma go with "they count?"

[@iftachderazon2051]

Where are the jews?!

[@thewzterminator]

​@@iftachderazon2051slow cooking in oven currently

[@Bebel-fx5sp]

Oh my days. That is brutal. Brutally funny.

[@ELMolliez]

He went balls deep, he stared directly into the algorithm's eye and the algorithm blinked, had to turn its head to admit it was no longer in control. Alex is unchained.

[@sukoshikanatomo]

The algorithm turned its head and coughed

[@aravindsurendran]

You may think so, but this video seems shadow banned. I didn’t get in suggestions like I do.

[@RicardoTorres-vo3bq]

​@@aravindsurendrani did

[@JimmyBoosterCrate]

@@aravindsurendran I did

[@Warlord_Megatron]

@@aravindsurendran i did lmao

[@ronn201]

0:33 "... seeing as how my manager strongly advised against making this video, and that he only lives 15 seconds away ..." And it was exactly 15 seconds from the comma that the manager came running. Man, that attention to detail lmao

[@Idyliss]

Alex is a fuckin genius

[@OhJey]

Wow i didn't even notice that's crazy

[@embargovenom9948]

He needs great timing to pull off that joke, too.

[@nodoubledipping3251]

Holy fuck he actually did it. He read my mind as I was thinking it.

[@ezfnw]

BRO SAME

[@centuryt91]

First time?

[@multigamer313]

Or maybe you thought about it as you were seeing it. 😮

[@chrisreilly1290]

Why were you thinking about cannibalism and racism lol

[@AdrenaLukeYT]

Wait you also think about a race tier list?

[@SBG172]

Alex is completely unhinged and I'm here for it

[@samanyukhanna6269]

Lol i was the 1000th lik(r) yk what I mean

[@stevenmontiel3753]

By far the best content to come out all February

[@cubsfanman-nx6pg]

He alluded in another video that "if you wanna be racist do it on Feb 29" and yeah I think hes warming up

[@random_dragon]

"I don't think cannibalism is cancelable" SICK, that means I can make more videos about being a cannibal

[@elsapochumingo6642]

waiting for the mukbang

[@random_dragon]

@@elsapochumingo6642 LMAO I might do that for Halloween

[@Wertsir]

Careful, my doctor said that eating too much human flesh makes you fat. Like bread.

[@random_dragon]

@@Wertsir don't worry, you just gotta know what to cook

[@Imjustaguy169]

​@@elsapochumingo6642bro not even funny

[@lphphd5298]

I really love to see Argentina getting represented. Can confirm we taste awful tho.

[@magnus75damkier]

Italians LARPing as the Spanish

[@ginger_nosoul]

Lmao i cant breath right now 😂

[@lucassparks5495]

You can confirm? Hold up!

[@arishubros1878]

Ayo ?? how can u confirm🤔

[@DragonB001]

Yeah we eat to little Vegetables and to much meat

[@SplendidFellow]

KZbin doesn't know what to do with this one, I got asked "What did you think of this video?" I gave it 5 stars for "informative" and "useful."

[@alejrandom6592]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@Cacciatore_Raccoglitore]

I always respond neutre

[@_burningshadow_8010]

"I don't think cannibalism is cancelable" 😂 is crazy

[@BobTheSnail759]

I mean, he hasn't been cancelled yet 🤷‍♀

[@_burningshadow_8010]

@@BobTheSnail759 XD, yeah but obviously mean that if you were to actually encourage cannibalism or eat human flesh you'd probably be in trouble. But it's kinda crazy how people have grown more tolerant to that kind of "clearly wrong" shit than to for example anything regarding *skin color* or *gender*

[@BobTheSnail759]

@@_burningshadow_8010 I was just making a joke. But, yes, I fully agree with you!

[@_burningshadow_8010]

@@BobTheSnail759 yeah I know, XD

[@pokismee]

the manager actually taking 15 seconds was kinda funny

[@ReformedAgnostic]

As he was approaching the punchline, I whispered to myself, "oh, Jesus, here it comes" and I wasn't disappointed. Good bye, Al. Nice knowing you.

[@dontmesswiththeriddim2699]

As an Asian, I'm disappointed I didn't get A+

[@shivamwasp]

Tier list don't have A+, rather have S tier as the top tier. You sure you asian?

[@dontmesswiththeriddim2699]

@@shivamwasp everyone knows that, you sure you got a sense of humour?

[@shivamwasp]

@@dontmesswiththeriddim2699 all right but don't like your own comment

[@Zeus.2459]

@@shivamwasp why not? if you post a comment its because you think its good, and if you think its good you should like it. only insecure self-hating losers don't like their own comments.

[@shivamwasp]

@@Zeus.2459 got it.

[@MLeleven11]

Crazy to imagine that your jokes continue to get better and better. This reminds me of that satire I read in school about how eating babies would help solve a hunger crisis.

[@juanc5149]

A modest proposal, by Johnathan Swift.

[@Kaalabadal1772]

Babies are around 2 kg,it cant even solve a family hunger.

[@juanc5149]

@@Kaalabadal1772 Just gotta eat more of them!

[@RonaldoxSiu]

@@Kaalabadal1772 A 1 month old baby is on average 4.5 kg, that is enough to feed a small family for a week

[@travelingparadise2823]

Eating hungry people is more efficient. The eater and the eater both no longer hungry after.

[@VulgarRage]

I don’t know Alex but the guy is obviously a S tier when it comes to creating funny content while dodging bullets from the KZbin matrix

[@seaweedbrain2933]

Meanwhile my comments keep getting removed, and it keeps pausing my ability to comment. "Free speech" huh?

[@nov3m472]

@@seaweedbrain2933 if you make any factual comment on crime rates and a certain race i wont name, your comment will get deleted and youll get timed out for a day for hate speech. happened to me twice

[@martianproductions997]

@@nov3m472 Same goes the other way though. Cant tell you how many of my comments debunking racist beliefs or attacking racists get removed because of the terms or wording that sets off the algo. Same if you want to point out statistics about another certain race that leads in crimes involving large crowds, schools, and firearms.

[@nov3m472]

@@martianproductions997 comments get deleted all the time, dont ask me why, even when its outside of politics, but the only times when i ever got BANNED was exactly what i stated earlier

[@budlite8413]

@@nov3m47212% of population 50% of crimes

[@shmepdoesthings4856]

This is truly the peak content i subscribed for.

[@incizor1273]

Before the punchline I was thinking ”Man, is he really gonna make us prefer cannibalism over racism…”

[@BrutalAthas]

This channel is legit THE BEST on youtube right know

[@gowthamupsc5044]

Damn! Damn! Damn! This rollercoaster ride turned my boring day to "I'm going to think about this all day" day. Hats off sir❤🎉

[@TripleN4]

I love this video so much. It has honestly enlightened me on how society really takes stuff in the wrong way.

[@hasher22]

As an Asian, we taste good cause we have been marinating in spices since our birth and also we taste healthier. If you're lucky, you might get an Asian with boba, that's dessert

[@Yopop1]

That look at 01:25. That "gottem" look right into the soul of the viewer.

[@botenmaru7]

Congratz on having bigger balls than most comedians out there.

[@kennethmoses4900]

This was like dodging the bullet, only to end up getting hit by the train.

[@Stellarfront]

You broke my try "not to laugh" at the last second

[@wasbaddoog9849]

I swear to God if this isn't race tracks

[@Joey498]

It’s the races races

[@acgeewhiz]

But what if it was Race Wars, like in the early Fast and Furious films?

[@cultureinvasion]

@@acgeewhiz Thats all race war will ever be in my head.

[@matthewkendrick8280]

My English teacher once found a VERY old American textbook that actually ranked the races. If you’re curious they were as follows: white, Asian, black, Pacific Islander, Native American.

[@giulioB__88]

Only ranking, no recipes ?

[@jayceclark6017]

Mans is really gonna just throw us a curveball at the last five seconds 😂

[@pmunoz2008]

Today is my birthday. Thanks, Al, for always delivering when I need you the most.

[@voevodineu]

Asians: *we are at A tier* Asian high expectations dad: *WHY NOT S TIER????*

[@Invocated_Agitator]

So refreshing to watch something like that in 2024

[@LionHeart3.14]

I was anticipating "well I'm not going to eat *people*"

[@ThaDukesStudio]

Love what you’re doing out here, going places no one else dares to anymore.❤

[@arturleperoke3205]

As a Cannibal, I can confirm this rating

[@kze24]

Ethan on Everything fan Scorpionrex is rejoicing.

[@ShepherdXander]

I swear Alex’s are the most unhinged people ever and say the most outlandish stuff I should know I’m one

[@SchmataB]

I found it just now and I'm glad it wasn't Al's last video after all. also that t-shirt :)

[@nonames4995]

Strongly disagree with black people in D tier. Chocolate is amazing

[@MrSexysPizza1]

Being a desi, I promise you that people hate us so, so much.

[@kennard3106]

​@Anthony_Or_YesnoBut not a dark chocolate ass.

[@Paganlol]

This was the best video I have seen, I love it.

[@am69iop]

9/10 video. You should put the completed list at the end of the video. It might be very helpful for lots of people.

[@MyHydralisk]

As a Stellaris player - I approve this video. And obviously S tier would be your lithoids

[@Zacharoni4085]

Suffer not the xeno

[@Zen-zt4uk]

This man pulled a 180 on us, and then did another 180 and gave us whiplash. Truly Al is a comedian of our time

[@khalidshubbar6911]

That was a rollercoaster of emotions.

[@georgexkillernova7226]

The ad at 0:14 is calling me out 😥🤣😂

[@rdcrabbs]

You, sir, just keep upp’ing the ante. And keep us guessing where each punchline is going. Masterfully done. Keep up the great work!

[@sungod9797]

I definitely did think it was going to be about NASCAR and stuff… but honestly idk how he even puts so many twists and 4th wall breaks in 90 seconds lol

[@dudebro420]

Last sentence is so real

[@othniel8993]

1:03 that look lmao

[@mushroomkingwolfie]

Honestly i thought he was gonna say "because they're human"

[@PAPO9609]

Now I'm really interested in the rating you were gonna give us mexicans though

[@Jo_knee_jo]

This is some great content keep up the good work

[@steakthking]

If you got cancelled. Remember we are with you till the end Alex!

[@DavidSmith-rf5je]

Were. Past tense. We were with you to the end.

[@user-up4wj9vi3w]

​@@DavidSmith-rf5jehe got cancelled 💀?

[@theogilbert7695]

truly a 🤖 moment

[@walkingcontradiction223]

That glance at the camera was just awesome.

[@Ookami20]

Dude no way Nicaragua got their own shoutout woooo!!!!!! 🇳🇮💙

[@Tygearianus]

The looks into the camera. The "you know" look

[@sergio-179]

He played us 3 times in 1,5 minutes

[@namespaced4437]

also putting black people at D for pp and asians at A for their grades. tons of small things like that

[@jsansdream6860]

That fake out at the end got me

[@youreatowel9705]

I'm eating Mexican right now.

[@abhikalpshekhar]

First person to say , “ Thank god he is a cannibal”

[@mrwolfyman1249]

Things you can't cancel: 1. A Taylor Swift concert 2. Your Netflix subscription 3. AL

[@sil3ntsoldier236]

KZbin’s algorithm is held hostage in the hallway outside that room 💀💀

[@KentuckyBullrat32]

Race tier list Black people -S tier Asian people - S tier Mexican people -S tier White people -SS tier (the goat) French people -F tier

[@geraldmerkowitz4360]

As a non-racist cannibal I assure you that we're the superior race because we simply taste better

[@alZiiHardstylez]

1:03 - Please don't Jim the camera...

[@POOH_LY]

Bro is 7 steps ahead of us.

[@MCproaedificater]

oof, that last line is the kind of whiplash i love in your humour

[@XLauncher]

This video has me feeling like I've run a marathon only to wind up right back where I started.

[@crawdac1ty199]

I love the "I havent felt the touch of a women in 20 years," bit in the ad he showed

[@seroo9119]

Wake up babe, a new race tierlist just dropped

[@nlightning8239]

Al liked this video so much that he couldn't wait for Feb 29

[@ZachACE22]

This guy is one of the best KZbinrs out there

[@GGGyes4764]

Hey I love your channel when you finally start making minecraft content keep making comedy also I watched your every video and I liked each one of them and gosh damn you are so funny! My mom will love this channel!!! Keep going!

[@eestudios1]

Why would you want him to make minecraft content? That's obviously not his kinda' deal.

[@NerfIan77]

This is a masterpiece. Only thing that I'm missing is that you didn’t rank what spices would work best for them

[@bakaky0]

It's been 7 days and not a cancel in sight. This man is a legend

[@Anshulb04]

This was hilarious. 10/10 Ending.

[@ameydhimte5091]

LOL I really did think this is about cannibalism and the fact that people will be more okay with this rather than racism... Lol caught me off guard in the end 😂

[@ThatGiggleshitter]

Finally a video I can sink my teeth into ...

[@peterolbrisch8970]

Now I have to watch we have to celebrate our differences.

[@Proud-in-Ukrainian]

As the wise man said, it's just a matter of taste

[@NoobieSnake]

LOL! The last punchline at the end! 🤣😂

[@keithframe3489]

This channel opens both comment and chat section. A true "freedom of speech" channel.

[@kevinchang1371]

God preserve this beautiful man

[@PotooBurd]

Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!

[@LautaroQ2812]

Argentinians a race of our own. That is the loss of everyone else. We're champions of the world! The Black-D hook was nice.

[@kyze8284]

He walks on thin ice so much he’s learned to just walk on water instead. I still have not predicted a twist yet

[@francescocaterino2694]

No way he did it, the profecy is fulfilled

[@Jolly123123123]

The bases were loaded and he landed a home run right at the end. Praise God.

[@MK7357-mk]

Man, your videos are something else... Keep it up! :)

[@legendmaker_1271]

Never seen a man walk such a thin line to cancellation but I’m here for it 💪

[@Oliversfields7650]

This man’s style of comedy! 👌🏻👨🏻‍🍳

[@Shiestey]

My man is seeing how far he can push KZbin before he gets age restricted and I’m all here for it lmaooo

[@ninex9631]

I thought he was gonna say that "I'm not a cannibal they aren't HUMANS"

[@RGOPodcast]

This is NEXT Level Trolling🤣

[@Missionmoench2]

literally did a spit take at this one. I can't even handle how funny Alex is!

[@joaquincardoso4847]

As an argentinian im glad we were mentioned in one of al's videos

[@lurklingX]

ahhhhhhhhh the twists and turns. got me good on several. LOLLL. ace job, mate.

[@kshitijkumar4081]

That punchline was all I needed from this video. 😂😂