Racing With HarmNone In GTA Online E&E

Today I bring you guys along for some racing in GTA Online.
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst KZbinr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 KZbinr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA KZbinrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs

[@puddleschemes3947]

HarmNone so good at racing you’d think he’s race-ist

[@HarmNone]

Lmfao

[@malijnverlaak8466]

Hahaha

[@itzmemj6229]

The HSW Hakuchu Drag with low grips is op and when Im moving to next gen, Im definitly doing the hsw upgrade. I already have the bike with low grips so yeah....

[@Dr.Think4Yourself]

you keep you low grips after doing a HSW MOD UPGRADE?

[@itzmemj6229]

@@Dr.Think4Yourself i believe so yeah

[@patricklocklear3135]

Yes u do 👍

[@itzmemj6229]

@@patricklocklear3135 nice👌

[@Autobotgta]

@@Dr.Think4Yourself yes you do bro 😎

[@granthenderson687]

Hey ey ey Boyzzz , HarmNone enjoyed this one , would love to see you race the Krieger

[@HarmNone]

Thanks for watching boss! I’ve done another video like this where I use it, definitely one of my favourite cars

[@amenforever2872]

Harmnone is so good at racing that you’d think he’s committing race-ism

[@officerahmo]

Out. GET OUT!

[@michaelfensom9520]

Yea boss love the racing videos 👊🏼

[@HarmNone]

Glad you like em!

[@michaelfensom9520]

@@HarmNone oh and bro that just reminded me of yesterday when I was at work and I was just listening to your Canis Seminole vid at the time and it got to the part when you did the sound test Omg you had me laughing so hard 🤣🔥💯

[@patricklocklear3135]

GOATED RACING 😆

[@HarmNone]

Much love bro

[@Code2142Loco]

You need to go five minutes to max out that RP! Well, that's what I've observed.

[@HarmNone]

It used to be 8 it could’ve changed though

[@Code2142Loco]

@@HarmNone Eight minutes max money, five minutes max RP, is what I'm seeing. Since it's not a lot of cash, I'll cut down the race to a bit over five minutes, so I can get max RP, then run it again - to help rank up a bit faster.

[@airwulf7123]

Thanks HarmNone was me on the 800....just kidding

[@HarmNone]

Hahahaha

[@fluffy5713]

That hackuchou is going nuts, lovely video

[@nathanburns112]

Turning catch up off is a bit strange considering your bike is double the speed if there’s and they wouldn’t even have a chance anyway

[@gwoody4003]

The drag bike handles too well. The preposterous speed w HSW upgrade is correct.... they go like 240mph top speed irl, but you should barely be able to turn it. It should have the turn radius of one of those Donk cars with the 28" wheels that barely fit in the wheel well.

[@richardmann651]

Just wondering, have you thought about using a facecam and do you think you will

[@HarmNone]

Funnily enough I was just having a conversation about this topic, one day probably soon I think I’ll get one

[@antonetteschembri9658]

Awesome

[@HarmNone]

Thanks

[@YoPhilthyBitch]

I'm not sure what lobbies your in but for me and the PS5 version if you go to aimbot lobbies you'll get full races compared to dead free aim lobbies

[@HarmNone]

I’m in auto aim I believe

[@Johnbaneedward]

Another great one boss and can't wait for the next episode and hope u have a good weekend stay safe take it easy

[@redlupo2803]

gotta love some racing content!

[@HarmNone]

Hell yeah!

[@Thugmarlon]

you can actually gain speed from leaning back, not so much as leaning forward tho !

[@HarmNone]

Oh true good call

[@reklaw3603]

if I ever see your name in lobby, I will need a jobby! 😆

[@HarmNone]

Hahahaha

[@tz500h]

make more of these

[@HarmNone]

One day!

[@B-11A1RFORCEGUYOFFICAL]

Hey HarmNone I bought the coil brawler as Trevor and the brakes r so bad like Jesus MA phantom wedge has better brakes I'm wondering everything lol

[@HarmNone]

Dude the brakes are SO BAD on the Brawler

[@B-11A1RFORCEGUYOFFICAL]

@@HarmNone yeah worst breaks I. The game lol

[@greeneyedqt90]

This is current because I looked earlier I didn't see no 4x RP and money on races

[@melissar9370]

It was from last week's update. Weekly update is every Thursday so it's not available anymore

[@ZacharyDarkes]

How's that new mode they added?

[@HarmNone]

Haven’t tried it yet!

[@samuelbarfield6254]

wondering if anyone else has seen this, i just did two races, won the first (custom on) and the second one a the host turned off custom vehicles and then entered the race in his own krieger? Im guessing its a mod but ive never actually seen this done before now

[@HarmNone]

Maybe he was able to select it in the choice menu?

[@samuelbarfield6254]

@@HarmNone alter ego confirmed

[@ry4n_sss7]

Awesome content ❤

[@AnthonyOrSmth]

Not really a racer but the Hakuchou drag seems really fast, although I prefer the tron bike since it looks cooler

[@HarmNone]

It’s incredible fr

[@fightlikabrave]

Man racing and car vehicle physics thats like the game...gotta get into racing esp to b ready for 6.

[@nylezfuller4746]

I’m still debating on if I should buy a PS5 just for this..Strongly debating at this point.

[@incendiarycat8426]

hey boooooooys

[@HarmNone]

Let’s go

[@malijnverlaak8466]

Hi

[@HarmNone]

Hey!

[@Typesover]

do u stream

[@HarmNone]

No but I’m going to soon I believe

[@fightlikabrave]

Dammit man. Id love to race with ya on the ps4(wont get a ps5 quite yet but Ill be there). Im an OG. I have 100's of races created..mostly just clean street circuit series. Racing and BMX crew stuff is basically %95 of what I did in gtao Feel free to msg me or friend me on the network, I just grind solo mostly now lol

[@HarmNone]

I’m only on Xbox as of right now but if I pickup another console we’ll race!

[@fightlikabrave]

@@HarmNone Im on pc too. But I dont play online. I played until I got my 1st garage...then 5mins later it filled up with ambulance s that I couldnt remove.. A very sad noment for gaming history...as Ive been here since atari...