Eminem ft. A Friend - Lose Your Bank

Alright.
I have to read this.
This is a very controversial topic, a lot of people talked about this.
"You didn't deserve any loot. All you do is kill players way lower level than you. Why don't you grow some balls and fight your own level players?"
Killing skillers in Lumbridge in Deadman Mode.
What? You had 34 hp? That's quite low.
I fucked up some people here, you know.
Too much information about me told.
People say you shouldn't kill people in Lumbridge.
Ok! Ok! I can see where you're coming from.
What if I told you that it's your responsibility to not die?
You go to a safe zone to train!
Can you tell me why would anyone go chop trees with 20 hp?
That's quite low.
You know, you kill them. Then they come back.
Then they tell you how they fucked your mom or something...
What if I told you that a Dragon dagger UP YOUR ASS is what's going to happen?
Like...
I'm just doing my job! I'm PKing in Deadman Mode.
In a server where you're supposed to kill other people...
[CHORUS]
It's fucking DEADMAN MODE! You're supposed to kill people.
So don't tell me that you keep dying killing goblins in Lumbridge.
Get some hp. Get some armour... if you have it.
If you don't, it's still fine!
How about instead of that 20 hp...
...how about you get it to 60?
How about you get it to 60? (60)
[CHORUS ENDS]
That's MUCH lower chance of dying.
We're playing Deadman Mode. Keep in mind!
5x more experience!
Very, very fast experience!
The hp most likely is going to save you
combined with food!
Don't just take empty inventory spaces when you go chop trees.
It's always nice to chop those 28 slots... BUT!
Your job is to protect yourself.
AND keep in mind: we're playing Deadman Mode.
I don't wanna be losing my shit.
I don't wanna be losing my shit, shit.
People say you shouldn't kill people in Lumbridge.
Ok! I can see where you're coming from.
See, the problem is that...
You need some armour! You need some food!
You need to grow some balls to kill some players lower level than you!
[CHORUS]
It's fucking DEADMAN MODE! You're supposed to kill people.
So don't tell me that you keep dying killing goblins in Lumbridge.
Get some hp. Get some armour... if you have it.
If you don't, it's still fine!
How about instead of that 20 hp...
...how about you get it to 60?
How about you get it to 60? (60)
[CHORUS ENDS]
I never blamed the guy. Oh, no!
Even though he probably swapped gold and uuuuhhhhhhhhhhh...
...has clan members to help him and stuff like that.
I did nothing like that! You know what I did?
I was like...
Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck. (Oh!)
Shit, shit, fuck, fuck.
Shit. Fuck.
My escape route is not working. It's not working, I...
I cannot lockpick this shit! Ok?
So, I'm learning from this. I'm learning from the situation, ok?
Umm, maybe next time don't be an idiot and PK with a coif.
What if this guy appears? Take better gear. Take more defenses.
You saw that door close?
That means if he had team, somebody closing the door over and over... I would've probably died, you know?
That's how you learn! You don't blame the guy who's...
Who's...
...PKing.
You're supposed to PK.
No, you don't do that. Uhh, maybe take some brews next time.
Maybe drop the axes and don't eat food for a Mithril axe, you know.
That's a stupid idea to do that.
What I'm trying to say is if you die, it is YOUR fault.
I hope that this didn't sound too harsh.
It's just, yesterday I was reading some comments, uhh...
I was going through my older videos.
This... this video was like...
[CHORUS]
It's fucking DEADMAN MODE! You're supposed to kill people.
So don't tell me that you keep dying killing goblins in Lumbridge.
Get some hp. Get some armour... if you have it.
If you don't, it's still fine!
How about instead of that 20 hp...
...how about you get it to 60?
How about you get it to 60?
It's fucking DEADMAN MODE! You're supposed to kill people.
So don't tell me that you keep dying killing goblins in Lumbridge.
Get some hp. Get some armour... if you have it.
If you don't, it's still fine!
How about instead of that 20 hp...
...how about you get it to 60?
How about you get it to 60? (60)
[CHORUS ENDS]
Yes!
How about you get it to 60?
Alright guys, thank you for watching this video.
I'm gonna go to play some single player RuneScape and goodbye.
Byee~

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[@k7alim]

I still come back to this, such a masterpiece

[@VanBurenOfficial]

This is art

[@nicksacco5041]

"What if I told you a dragon dagger up your ass is what is going to happen" lmao

[@carnsolus]

best line :P

[@nayroy18]

it took 6 years for me to discover this, its brilliant

[@v.m.7859]

A Friend and 5 Karambwan disliked it

[@orphes4989]

A friend probably would have liked it

[@ugot1try]

LMFAO

[@TheNewbOlympics]

best a friend vid so far lmao

[@Ragis123]

+TheNewbOlympics Thanks mate

[@dannyway1111]

Ragis Hey can you upload this somewhere like soundcloud? let me know, thanks. KZbin have blocked it in my country

[@doomlord6510]

this is actually pretty fucking good xD

[@TheSuperGilles]

i don't know how i found this video, but bro this is fucking genius i must say i'm impressed :D

[@Mytosa]

Dunno why im compelled to comment this but im playing my first deadman mode event and killing players in lumbridge is amazing

[@boblob3509]

“You need some armour, you need some food, you need to kill players who are lower level than you” oooooooh what a savage line lol

[@majora2007-joe]

This is the best one I think I've seen so far.

[@MAtTsGamingCorner]

2:36 best part

[@Quizmaster999]

that 60hp line was lit af

[@TheDangered]

vitu hyvä

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saatanan vitun hyvä

[@tomerik112]

torille

[@justinallen9174]

This is fire

[@rip8009]

this is pretty legit haha subbed bub

[@StickyFlickey]

This is divine.

[@BrownayRS]

Well... time to re-watch his Deadman series.

[@ricecooker52]

still a masterpiece

[@Rank1FeederNA]

My favorite song ever!! :P

[@Idontrololol]

this is fkking legit mate hahaha really funny got some swing too

[@tomerik112]

AMAZING

[@Ragis123]

ty

[@w8nbleed5]

speaks the truth

[@germanaciares4459]

LOL, this actually is freaking awesome

[@Pegistmo]

Great video :D

[@Sno6403]

Holy shit this is fantastic ahahahaha

[@Nyx__]

Absolutely perfect!

[@Miroku62]

RIP A FRIEND

[@bwuh8402]

This is so good +1

[@Stiflex]

Woah.

[@wildpkz3]

epic

[@ivootje88]

Legit

[@XaitTV]

best one yet xd

[@dragonwarhammer2009]

straight flames bruv. whens the english version coming out?

[@lolpureful]

noice

[@mathiashansen2855]

woah, how did i miss the A friend rap genre?

[@vuki300]

i was hoping he was gonna say LOSE your bank in the... lala

[@LL-zo8jo]

I wonder if a friend ever sees these videos lmao

[@saladkareem9396]

first time seeing this who is jealous

[@Ragis123]

Shoutout to all the redditors

[@Mytosa]

i am so late to this

[@Precel42]

More like Lose Your Rank

[@PoluxTheking]

LMAOooooo

[@RSIronBase]

amelit of glody

[@KakarotOwns]

Eminem who? Dovydas killed it haha.

[@mehiskortel6435]

nice 666 subs.. Do i break it?

[@danielwilson-adam4117]

I disliked cause there is not enough dislikes on this lmfao

[@SuperVincenot]

XD

[@SuperVincenot]

Gj man

[@freepz4980]

it's gay but it's good

[@k7alim]

Next song "Still Got The HCIM Status"

[@hashimi419]

not really

[@caputmortem2709]

Tori/5

[@justaguy-osrs]

it doesnt even sound correct or good it doesnt go with the song, sounds too forced

[@Ragis123]

You got me good

[@justaguy-osrs]

you tried tho lol

[@54lollo]

git gud

[@dahley9601]

Please don't take these things to serious. Because first of all everybody knows it's near impossible to edit normal speech into a rap song like this in a perfect manner. It would take hours to edit all speech to the right frequencies to make it sound like it's actually been rapped. Second of all you're making yourself look like some 'professional' thinking he knows so much about the subject. Ofcourse you could be a professional, and it would be pretty cool. But if you're gonna correct people, or even worse, judge their work for them, they usually can't appreciate what you say. Just send Mr. Raketti a PM if you're gonna bash on his work for not sounding 'correct' or 'good'. Oh, and welcome to KZbin. People make stuff. It doesn't usually sound perfect, but it's funny as hell. Good job Raketti.

[@Ragis123]

Thanks mate, all good! I sort of gave up towards the end after working on this video for hours. So I'm not fully proud of the video myself. But it doesn't really matter, I did it for fun.