Raising Children

Jeff reflects on the differences of raising kids when he was young to the way it is now. For more Jeff Foxworthy comedy clips, visit: www.jefffoxwort...

[@badkittie23]

I was born in 1985. We had the swing set. With my three little sisters, we tipped it over all the time. My shortest sister, managed to break it when she was trying to tip it over by herself. She wasn't even 2 foot tall, with wild curls, and a napoleon complex at 4 years old. When it tipped over, the top of it snapped in half. My sister wasn't even hurt. The grounding and butt woopin we all got seemed worth it. We did have a chemistry set and a iron on patch kit(we all learned to use an iron without burning ourselves). We would run around our small neighborhood, once cartoons finished, for hours. We played at the creak, rode bikes down the big hills with no helmet or padding, played in the woods, and had massive hide-n-seek and red rover games with the local kids. We would come home when the sun started to set, sometimes bruised or wet, but satisfied from a fun day. We now live in a world that isn't safe.

[@claytonhess5512]

It's hard to believe that this all happened almost 20 years ago and it's still great.

[@stoneymacgyver7803]

Definitely. Jeff and the rest of the gang will be quite funny due to how so many can either relate or simply enjoy the concept of each story possibly.

[@irenes8689]

That impression of a kid having a tantrum in the store was on point. LOL 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@tootsiedawn2016]

He wasn't screaming quite loud enough though!

[@asherikamichaela8425]

@@tootsiedawn2016 I doubt he could have. 😂🤣 Kids seem to have a volume setting that's all their own. My earliest recollection is from when I wasn't yet two years old and my baby sister had gotten colic. The wall-shaking shrieking still echoes in my memory to this day. 😅 Talk about a real brown note.

[@dragondancer1814]

AshErika Michaela What little kids can’t say in syllables, they make up for in decibels! And that’s just when they’re talking NORMALLY! A little kid screaming is right up there with the firehouse siren!

[@Lycan4]

One thing I love about my grandmother, she did not tolerate crap like that. It didn't matter if there were witnesses, cameras, or a cop right next to her. If you threw a tantrum like that, you're getting dragged to your feet by your hair, and she'll beat the shit out of you with the first hard object she grabbed. I never, not once, threw a tantrum like that, because I feared this woman by the time I was allowed into the store with her. Then, my brother was born when I was nine, and raised away from her so never built up that level of fear before-hand, and I got to see her beat the shit out of him with one of the mops that was on-sale. My only reaction was "... Boys are stupid."

[@maryelisabethstewart9824]

The way he rolls over!😄😂

[@charlesmerrill7931]

I can easily remember every single thing he talked about. It's so completely different today.

[@chrisrmorriscm]

I can remember my best friend growing up and I playing house darts. We would both set up the "scoring rings" on opposite sides of the house and then HURL the darts over the house trying to score on the other person.

[@graxjpg]

I was born in 98, and my oldest siblings were quite older. I came after seatbelts, but we did stay in an off minivan with the windows down while my mom went to the post office etc. can you imagine bringing 5 homeschool kids into the post office?

[@gamestosi9260]

Born in 04 but I know every damn thing he was talking about from the swing set to the toys to riding in the trunk.. when we were kids we didnt care if we got hurt it was just something that happened then we got back up and started goofing off again hell we even made games out with the swing set where 3 or 4 people would run in front of the the guys swinging and if you got kicked then you traded seats

[@NehnBellanaris]

My family had a mini-van, so I was the one on the floor. Lost a tooth the two times my dad slammed on the brakes. Also had a friend that had that kind of swing set, swung on it long enough that it ended up falling backwards.

[@Poloco65]

Born in 65 lived everything he talked about and then some LOL miss those days

[@mariac.2697]

First time I have laughed out loud so hard, wearing headphones in a very private place. I got looks and a request to leave. Man, I have 3 kids, I couldn't help myself!

[@katrin896]

I'm 30 years old and we used to have a swing set like that in our garden. My parent's garden is huge, and at one point there is a small hill. The swing set would sit on top of that hill. We used to put a mattress at the bottom, then swing as high as we could until the swing almost reached the tipping point, and then we would throw ourselves down flying and try to hit the mattress below. We got a point if we did. We almost never did and it resulted in a lot of cuts and bruises (but never any broken bones). Today our parents would probably be arrested for child endangerment, but back then they didn't blink an eye and we had loads of fun!

[@justinmyslive4108]

We weren't pussies back then

[@LynxSouth]

My sister's oldest hadn't thrown tantrums by himself, but when his little brother did, he joined in. My sister lay down in the grocery store aisle and threw a fit, too, until her boys stopped and looked at her. She got up, they got up, and they never threw another tantrum.

[@shannonobrien-kelley39]

When my oldest nephew was 2-3 yrs., old he threw what he thought was a tantrum fit. My sister laid down on the floor flaying around and screaming she then said to him " Now that's a tantrum!"

[@elizabethmacey1989]

Shannon O'Brien-Kelley 😂😂😆 oh my God why didn't I think of that when my nephew was little?! I am totally using that when I have kids.

[@astroflight6571]

My child tried that once only. I headed for the door saying "Bye" without looking back. I have never known him to move so fast. We were in the car and on the way back home. He never did it again.

[@tylerbuckley7409]

Lmao

[@dragonsherlock9875]

My mom did that with me.

[@danbytp]

Now thay's funny!🤣

[@wingmanalive]

Good times. No helmets required riding your bike, riding homemade gocarts down the street with no brakes, running barefoot in the yard, gone on Saturdays for 6+ hours to God knows where after the cartoons of course, Friday night at the drive in, riding in the back of my Dad's pickup truck, the tv going dark after midnight with the national anthem played, ect. Times were simpler back then. You could trust the news and sleep with your doors unlocked. You knew everyone in your neighborhood and they knew you. If your dog ran loose someone would bring him back and penny candy actually cost only $.01. I could go on for hours about growing up in the 70's and how it's so foreign to today's generation, if they would take 3 seconds to look up from their phone to listen.

[@SonofTuscon99]

I love hearing these stories about people growing up back then! #oldsoul

[@bradmccullough1437]

And by the grace of God we survived. I'll be 56 in August.

[@seameology]

I remember a trip with my aunt and uncle. My cousin and I rode in the camper on the back of the truck. We loved laying down, looking out the window in the bed over the cab. It was much more fun and comfortable than sqeezing everyone in the cab. No back seats in that pickup.

[@cn2746]

When I was a young kid the back window in our massive Hudson was my space on long trips. The whole backseat was mine too. It was like having a whole room! Good stories. Carol

[@susanschmitt115]

Brilliant! Hell I remember riding in the back of the family pickup.

[@MehIgotnothing]

Same, those were good times.

[@aaaaaaaaaacccccccccc2588]

Those were the good old days!

[@deborahisaacs5541]

He is the best, hilarious. Can't stop laughing

[@parakeet8157]

I work @ a Meijer. Some kid started this high pitched screaming! guy walking by says" They outta shut that kid up."

[@eligebrown8998]

The first time i heard of Jeff Foxworthy i saw a cd and bought it. I hadnt laughed that hard in forever.

[@gillyvand9442]

Ah, the good old days😊

[@HSOP-OFFICIAL]

I was born in 2002 but growing up poor with parents who loved the old AND the new I can relate to literally EVERYTHING he says, lol. The swing set especially, I remember swinging on that thing so hard that I'd do a jump and run just as it fell over and then my daddy would yell and complain. As he was setting it up again! And he was a builder! He had sement coming out of his ears and tools to open a danm shop!😂 I used to fucking play with stuff that could take off my toe if I aimed wrong! And he had a table saw right next to my sand box! Yet I was the kind kid you could take to a saw mill, chop-shop, bar, or junkyard, ignore me for a hour, and I'd come back without a scratch!🤣

[@georgewaddill7952]

We used to have contests to see who could get the legs the highest without turning the swing set over.....until Dad staked the legs down.

[@CamaroAmx]

George Waddill we did the same but we stopped when it felt like it was gonna tip over, and it came real close a bunch of times. You knew not to go any higher if you saw over the roof of our one story rancher in mid air. We still have it after nearly 60 years and it still ain’t staked down. Legs are a little bent near the ground though.

[@hadmatter9240]

@@CamaroAmx I met your sister once. You're a lot prettier.

[@CamaroAmx]

Dark Matter cute. I’m an only child.

[@M90thYou]

We tried to be going over the top when it tipped to have max hight. Too much. Very difficult to do. Also if you successfully made it over the top when tipping you want to be going backwards. If you didn’t make it high enough to go over you wanted to be facing forwards.

[@iminpurgatory6124]

I liked the station wagon that had the backseat in the very back that faced backwards with no seats belts. My Big brother couldn't ride backwards because it made him sick. So it was all mine.

[@mircat28]

You're lucky that car never crashed into anything or you'd have required 17 facial reconstruction surgeries. You have to know that somebody did or they'd still have those kind of seats.

[@carlaaustin7223]

4 kids, 3 others, plus parents riding in a country squire station wagon going to church. We didn't have seatbelts in 70s.

[@deadlysword1000]

What a wuss. No wonder kids today are such a mess. They are constantly being coddled and not taught how to survive in this tough world of ours. Toughen up wimp!

[@mrsignguy1000]

"Vista Cruiser", the land yacht station wagon that could go through whatever it hit! Great times riding in those rear seats waving at the vehicles coming up behind us.

[@marionedwaqrds4688]

Parents have forgotten how to say, NO and meaning it. I have taken my grandchildren hand in hand out of the store.

[@dawngraves2247]

Not only that when we do we can also get lectured on doing it. Happened to me when my oldest was like 3-4 years old. She was carrying on about something and I got mad and told her no. We this lady that was also at the park got mad at me and told me how I needed to ‘control’ myself. My favourite thing was to tell my girls I would break there fingers if they touched anything at the grocery store 🤣🤣 they knew I wouldn’t but the looks from other people.

[@michaeldougfir9807]

Thank you. A clean and funny presentation.

[@mikepeterson764]

I had that swing set, we found out that one kid can get the legs out of the ground but six can knock that thing over.

[@Kethubim2323]

Still one of the funniest men alive, right next to Bill Engval. Those two men can make me cry with laughter every time. No need to be crude, exaggerated, impolite, cuss, gross, or sexual in order to get a laugh. Just smart guys who knew what real people thought was funny.

[@marcialefebvre5365]

Love those two men!

[@vernonharden]

Sadly it seems to be a dying art on how to do comedy without resorting to such language.

[@barbara.hagofsky166]

The lack of car seats was so true.

[@AdelbertMeek-mt1ml]

Such good memories of my childhood.😹😹😹😹

[@thedoc2102]

My parents bought me a lead molding set, pouring hot melted lead into molds to make toy soldiers.

[@dwightstewart7181]

Oh, yeah. I had woodburning kits, molds for rubber insects, chemistry sets, electronics kits, an atomic energy lab (radium, uranium, geiger counter, etc), a bee farm, model rockets (engines, etc), power tool sets (drills, saws, etc), oil painting, pellet rifles, and more. My parents encouraged knowledge, adventure, and creativity. Suspect most of these would be banned as kid's toys today.

[@Tandemfun10]

I had the ACME Little Bastard Sling shot..

[@tylerbuckley7409]

The fun dangerous stuff we got as kids from bb guns to science chemical sets I remember my dad made my car seat using a left over baby high chair and two that were like hooks over the bench seat in the ford sedan well what he did was screw the seat to the hooked shape poles and kept the food tray as the seat belt to hold me in the seat. Then that became my brothers car seat and moms lap became me car seat lol

[@dwightstewart7181]

brent clarke .. LOL. I hope your parents weren't trying to tell you something.

[@dwightstewart7181]

Tyler Buckley .. I'm the oldest and only my youngest sister ever rode in a car seat. The other two in between either rode in mom's lap or were, on longer trips, tucked into the backseat with baby blankets and coats so they wouldn't roll off the seat.

[@MrsJamison904]

So funny...especially the swing set

[@Dragontamer135]

Rachel Jamison ikr

[@thecowboy9698]

Rachel Jamison - I was a kid in the 90s, yet I can totally relate to the thing about the swingset. My parents did the EXACT same thing. I can vividly remember those legs coming up off the ground as swung on it. DAMN GOOD MEMORIES! :-)

[@winonamassingill7895]

What makes these jokes so funny is that anyone who is listening to them and that has kids knows, exactly what he’s talking about. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bonniekimble4749]

Used to sleep in the back window of my dad's Hudson all the way from Ohio to South Carolina. We were left in the car all the time while our parents shopped. We never felt like we weren't safe though . Used to sail on my bike as I was chased by a dog up the hill and by a bull coming down the other side. Good times!

[@danteeightsix9069]

So true. I've had my share of experience riding in the trunk space of an assortment of vehicles.

[@Freedomgrant23]

Omg

[@ThePatriots010304]

2004, I was 13 years old playing in a Babe Ruth game and my grandfather gave me a Mike’s Hard Lemonade to drink because I forgot my water bottle. Here I am drinking it throughout the game and nobody said a thing lol.

[@kathymonahan8024]

I loved the swing sets that did that. It was fun. My big thing was crazy stuff on horseback. We used to hunt and chase rabbits on horseback. So much fun. Now I’d be happy to ride at all.

[@sandmtnirishred]

I always thought rocking the swing set was half the fun. My brother and I practiced one of us rocking it by swinging while the other (normally my brother)walked across the top main beam! Mom came out screaming when she finally caught is doing it and it distracted Ray.... Four stitches, sprained knee, amazing posterior bruise and a mild concussion. Mom had a migraine; SHUT UP! I gota hickory switch taken to my posterior. I objected to being punished for Ray being that stupid. Two weeks of dishes added on to that.

[@carlaaustin6054]

So did I. Try swinging as high as you can.

[@M90thYou]

The best is seeing how high you can go with it rocking. Obviously you reach the highest point when it falls over but you always try to get high enough that you were over the top on the back swing. Then you could land on your feet.

[@Music-lx1tf]

, way back in 1957 we drove all the way from Milwaukee Wisconsin down to Montgomery Alabama Highway Old Highway 41 we had 6 people in a car and I would take a child and you cannot imagine my sleeping on the back deck of that car four on the floor over the hump believe me it was a hell of a trip I still remember to this day

[@susanhowell6838]

Good old days we were tougher than they are now

[@victorjeffers1993]

Funny though I was raised in the era he's talking about when there was no car seats or seat belt laws we are still here !

[@Freedomgrant23]

I dont rememeber wearing mine either

[@sBaby-pd2lf]

Love this guy 😂

[@shirleyford104]

A Mercury with back windshield that goes up and down. My two sisters and me. Sitting half in, half out. And we got grown damn-it.

[@mrs_mg9277]

Me sat in the back of a pickup truck as my cousin drove down a bumpty country road...

[@mircat28]

Say a prayer for the one who didnt get to grow up. It never ceases to amaze me how people think if nothing happened to them it never happened to anybody. But it did...that's why there is a law to not allow it.

[@BigAl1976]

I remember moving often when I was a lot younger and the family vehicle was a 1977 (I think) Ford Econoline van. Had just the driver's seat, shotgun seat, and bench seat behind the first two seats, and lots of empty space behind that. My folks (well, Dad mostly) constructed a bed of sorts in the back and more often than not, me and my sister would ride back there and read books, play games, whatever just to pass the time. Same again with the next Ford Econoline van (bought in late 1983 or early 1984, don't remember). And tantrums in the store...strictly verboten right there. Throw a tantrum in public...that's a paddlin'. Dad had no compunctions about using the belt, and Mom would rely on the wooden spoon - not to mention the both of them could really yell if necessary (Dad could probably out-shout a USMC drill instructor back in the day - at least before he went through a procedure where a lot of smoking-related gunk was scraped off his vocal chords and Mom had to take up double duty on yelling while he recovered from it). Child Protective Services? Pfft.

[@cheryllowe9375]

I remember those swing sets!

[@lindagrace9746]

My brother would lean out the window of the car and say "zow" when a car went by, and "rhooooom" when a truck went by.

[@denisehedden13]

I love this Man he's so funny and creative!

[@crivket1233]

True Words!!!!!!! 👍👍👍👍👍

[@Dragontamer135]

quit squealin my tires!

[@flowerpower8125]

Back in the 60’s and 70’s , in my home town of 900 people, the country folk would come into town on Friday to shop and then go to the bar until closing leaving all of their kids in their car. There was a movie theater so the kids might be able to do that first and then after the movie be stuck waiting in the car.

[@leannsimmons9930]

😂😂😂 omg the store bit killed me

[@janedoe4040]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣oh my god!!!!i swear the swing set thing was me!!!!!!!

[@AngelousSpike]

back when kids got to be kids and parents didnt try to protect them from every single thing that could possible hurt them.

[@thecowboy9698]

Kids need to be exposed to the world, so they learn how to cope and deal in it. Not saying it's wrong to protect kids to some extent, kids absolutely need that, but the point is they still need to experience the world so they can function in it properly.

[@mircat28]

Other than the fact less kids die darn those laws.

[@Payin_Attention]

@@mircat28 - Hi there snowflake...

[@barbaraklarenbach1858]

Love him he has to be seems to have that neck or put me in a big big good mood and laugh a lot cuz most of it is so true about life so so true about it

[@Freedomgrant23]

I love this. It's my favorite. I laugh everytime.

[@Shell3m]

Please put close caption on this. Thank you so much. ❤

[@tparbs]

This is one of my all-time favorite comedy routines! :D

[@macroartist]

I remember being left at a gas station as collateral for a gas can

[@Freedomgrant23]

Omg

[@fishgameandmyhobbies7751]

2:44 This is where my momma grabs me with one hand, puts me on my feet, and beats me with her flip-flop right in front of every body.

[@cn2746]

I remember the flip flop too! Couldn't imagine how strong the hold my mother could use while smacking me. No child services then!!

[@CamaroAmx]

My father would just scream at me (his voice is loud enough that the next town could here him and it still is) and then give me the look to let my know that the belt would be waiting for me when I got home. And it was. At one point we lived 2 doors down from child services and they never paid us a visit.

[@wendyhaun2559]

La CHANCLA!

[@Magnum-qd5mr]

I got the hot wheels track at home, damn that stung,especially with shorts on, spare the rod,spoil the child, that's why most kids are spoiled today, not enuff discipline

[@trueblue5656]

Jeff is a very funny funny man.

[@jediknight38]

When I was a kid, my dad once owned a station wagon. Me, my sister and cousins would all pile up in the back section while the grown-ups sat up front in the front and rear seats. Can't do that anymore unless you want the police to pull you over and child services to come and threaten to take your children away.

[@brandoninglin7566]

0:10-0:18 0:20-1:00 1:09-1:43 2:12-2:55 3:25-3:55 4:10-4:20 is my favorite part of the video

[@annalane134]

my aunt has a swingset that does that lol xD

[@carlaaustin6054]

We stayed in the car sometimes with windows down and we knew not to leave the car and don't speak to strangers. Rules we all knew. Don't beg in the store. Rules we all knew.

[@deachristiancatlady5435]

Truth is sooooo funny!

[@Moore-s5p]

Our grandparents were not criminals or abusive or stupid. The constraints on parents nowadays is absurd and is actually an abuse of government. Can you imagine having your child snatched from you by a cop and fed into the CPS system because he was smart enough to unbuckle? That's the reality for parents of today and the pressure we put on them to create an articfical bubble around them that previous generations never had to do is unrealistic and abusive. Soon anyone who actually remembers what a free and happy childhood was like will be dead. Nowadays you stick them in front of the TV, or else!!! Heaven forbid they are playing outside in your yard!!! Yes, I have heard of parents being arrested for that.

[@mircat28]

Hours unattended in a yard without a fence probably so. It wasn't just because they were outside.

[@Payin_Attention]

Welcome to Cultural Marxism.

[@Ekkaisara]

@@mircat28 shit i used to wander my entire neighborhood unattended when I was ten and I'm only twenty now. When he talked about being left on the car while the parents went to shop, I did that.

[@brianwinters5434]

How true as a father of 3 and a grandfather of 8.

[@designateddoser7651]

Babies have actually died this year from being left in the car when it's hot. It may seem silly, but it's dangerous. And animals have died from the same thing.

[@deadlysword1000]

I agree, don't never leave your YOUNG children and babies in the car. But Don't be a helicopter parent either.

[@CamaroAmx]

We didn’t. Windows down and no more then 10 minutes. What changed?

[@melissacooper4482]

@@CamaroAmx probably that it's not safe now as it was decades ago.

[@paulc5333]

that's cause folks roll the windows up nowadays... I used to get left for 20 or 30 mins.. a few times when my dad was in the hospital for a couple hours (because kids weren't allowed to visit their parents on weekdays) back in the 70s.

[@dragonjessie]

oh god! i almost choked on my Reese's Pieces! XD

[@Freedomgrant23]

LOL

[@billr.1230]

I rode in the front seat between my mom and dad. My two brothers and my sister rode in the back seat. None of us ever wore seatbelts. We drove that way from Michigan to Colorado as well as other states back in the day. Some years later I bought that car and totaled it out in Arizona. I T-boned a guy who ran a stop sign at 55 mph. Luckily I was wearing my lap belt.

[@michaelderamo1115]

When I was younger I was known for falling asleep in the very back of my mom's station wagon on our way home from the NASCAR races in Dover, DE. And this was only about ten years ago or so.

[@LadyAnuB]

Younger? A moving car is a great place to sleep at any age. Too bad I have to drive my own car. LOL

[@Th4t_guy_]

the chick when hes talkin bout the lingerie and cereal comparison X)

[@jeremykeiser9621]

I think I saw her look down at her boobs

[@3trees4astar]

+Jeremy Keiser she did

[@pmm4177]

I remember standing in the seats as a child, and laying in the back window

[@kermit4800]

lol stand up comedy is underrated

[@robertpayne2717]

About 1960 my dad and aunt took me and my brother to.a funeral in Iowa, he was driving her Station wagon and I was in the back about 4 years old slung me around till I got sick, East Arkansas to south Iowa in less than 8 hours uhmmn

[@pamhershey]

My dad was too lazy and said the swing didn't need segmenting in the ground, we proved him wrong

[@DiabolicalGenius]

Yeah, we had a swing set that did that too when I was a kid. I think it even fell over once, though nobody was hurt. Lawn Darts on the other hand have been banned for a while now. A father who's little girl was killed by one lobbied hard and went balls to the wall to get them taken off the market. He also found out that the statistics about the injuries and deaths they caused had been wildly underestimated. The things had killed thousands and injured more. So yeah. i don't approve of the current practise of wrapping kids in so much cotten wool that they can barely breath, but when it comes to Lawn Darts those things needed to go. Even if they were fun to play with.

[@conniewheeler962]

So funny! I am a country girl! Best times of my life, when I was a kid! Had some bad experiences with some family. Made me a better person! My granny brought me thru it. My granddads. I will never forget them! They are my, dreams, hopes, and, prayers, always! They have given me a firm foundation! They are gone now. They are always with me! Forever! When I am sad, or werry, They are always there for me. Always! I feel so blessed! My guardian angels! I have 4 old puppy dogs. They are my shadows. I love them so much! They keep me from being lonely. I am never alone! My Jesus! Is so great! !!!!! Pray, dream, nothing is impossible! Never, ever, let someone tell you, that all you pray, and dream, won't come true!!! Hold strong to your faith!!! Nobody can take this away from you!!! We are his children! Jesus will protect you forever! Just isn't this a beautiful world? I have been tried many times!!! Everybody knee shall bow, every tongue shall confess! That Jesus Christ is Lord! Amen! Just believe with all your heart! The door is open! Walk through! You will never regret it! HIS LOVE IS FREE! He already bought us! He paid dearly! HIS life! For us! Do you remember when they crucified our Lord! I do! In my dreams, I do! In my heart, I do! In my love, I do! My prayers are to never make me ashamed of him! I would rather die! I know he knows my face, my heart, and soul. He knows just where I am. I am easy to find. I am here. Right where he left me. I dont wait to be found! I am found by my Jesus! Hope I can do him justice! My father owns this world!!!! Without him, there is no world! Would be very sad! My Jesus is the, great, I am! They shall never crucify him again! I love you Jesus! Thank you for loving me! My name is Connie. Sir!

[@mircat28]

Get some counseling kiddo. You started off fine but you deteriorated into a babble of religious ranting that had absolutely nothing to do with the topic. I'd say your childhood left you with a whole pile of psychological issues you haven't begun to deal with. Good luck. Don't wait.

[@deadlysword1000]

You might wanna follow your own advice about the counselling. After all there is no safe space in the real world. If you don't toughen up you'll get eaten alive in the real world. Speaking of which, how are you still here?

[@treytm7426]

here's your sign! I'm dying!😂😂😂

[@BrokenOcktive2]

what about now? are you still alive or did you die during this?

[@pamstewart77]

I love the grocery store stroy so true

[@matthewwicker9310]

I flipped a swing set one time. 🤣😂

[@Freedomgrant23]

LOL

[@ianfortuna9385]

I work in a grocery store and this is what I deal with all the time

[@lisasprung4371]

hi jeff i love that part it was so funny and i love it

[@lisaross3256]

Nailed it...

[@joycemoss6205]

enjoying the comments!!!!!

[@abiyahabiyelbetsalel2869]

My kids got good at planting their butts in the corner of back seat standing up in the car, and surfing the motion of the car, and got good at it

[@paulc5333]

I done said it before I'll say it again... I miss lawn darts they were a great toy. Now maybe I was ahead of the curve but I knew from the first time I played with them (age 3 or 4) to always throw them at the hoop that was away from you. And furthermore never to throw one until all the folks (and critters) was behind you.

[@lexyswope]

Mom swerved to miss a car coming like 90 down the middle of a country road in South Dakota . She hit the ditch, the car rolled end for end, the doors flew open, and she and I ended up on our knees in the ditch. My brother ended up (He was asleep) on the back ledge with all the glass gone. Nobody was hurt. What a rush!?That's the way it was described to me because I was asleep too and only 4.🏄‍♂️

[@robertspencer703]

Reminds me 2nd oldest niece

[@Dragontamer135]

This is hilarious.

[@rachaeleigh]

My mom left me and my brother in the car all the time. When we got hot we just opened the door or rolled down the window.. although one time I got in the front seat while she was in the gas station and drove the car back and forth and then parked it. When she got back in the car she told us to be still you're jerking the car. She still doesn't know this and I won't tell her.

[@lindab.716]

Mom had business with phone company. She left us outside. We spent the time throwing rocks into some man's car. He was not happy. We moved from that town when we were 5 and 3.

[@kombo-natkombos4583]

Its funny cause my swing set did the same thing!!!! Lol

[@kathypeebles7001]

Kombo-Nat Kombos,living on military bases, ours were ALWAYS cemented about 4 ft deep!

[@shelbymankey6038]

You could kill an elk with lawn dart!😂😂😂😂

[@paulc5333]

the hard part was getting them to stand still

[@judyweigl9604]

I just saw this, hahaha! I remember traveling from Texas to Arkansas ... in the open trunk of the car. There were five kids, three adults, and one Taurus pulling a trailer. Us kids took turns n the trunk. Not a policeman in sight!

[@dlwatib]

Somehow we turned out all right, but not without a few hospital bills.

[@BluesCluesTheWigglesFTW]

Where is this footage from?

[@robinchopra139]

My mom would take us in but as soon as we started begging would send us back to the car. Often as not she sent my dad out too. He was as bad as we were wanting stuff that wasnt on any shopping list

[@j.b.9895]

You can place an old style metal roller skate halfway down a dark staircase and have a dozen people go down and all miss steeping on the skate and flying to to bottom. Doesn’t make the setup safe

[@ConnCollector]

The audio is too low for me to hear it, and there are no Closed Captions.

[@mykkalynx2877]

My 3 yr old daughter begs like that

[@scottdinges4061]

Lmao being a father of three for the first time I totally relate😂😂😂😂

[@blueeyedbaby210]

He would love the carseats now. Rear facing huge seats for kids up to 50 pounds. Forward harnessed to ATLEAST 65 pounds.

[@dannym454a]

Jarts = fun