Ralph Barbosa & I Make a Baby | Bertcast # 596

[@bigearlz1]

His special is hilarious. This young man has movie star charisma. Just my opinion. I look forward to seeing what he does.

[@r.j.raspatello2739]

i really enjoy Bert more when he is stoned and not drunk....he feels more present and he doesnt interrupt as much, makes for a better pod for sure...it would likely up his game on sets too

[@comedycrackhead]

Sadly agree lol

[@Tomhanksgiving]

I forget where but he said the same thing about himself recently. So true.

[@r.j.raspatello2739]

your girlfriend is smarter than you. You lack awareness my friend. shes too good for you @@FIREB4II

[@nickkueker8175]

He rarely drank on his podcast before so that kinda doesn’t make sense.

[@r.j.raspatello2739]

@@nickkueker8175 it does make sense. He's stoned more often and NOT drinking. So him being STONED as resulted in him making better pods. It's not about him being drunk on or off a pod.

[@iwantmyvanback]

Ralph is so naturally funny. He really has something special. I'm excited to see his future progress

[@MestizoMentality]

Bert and Ralph make a surprisingly good duo lol you can tell they both genuinely crack each other up 😂

[@dreyes114]

Ralph seems so much more comfortable now

[@paulmcleod520]

This is a great one. I'm becoming more and more of a Ralph Barbosa fan.

[@jayrock911]

You can tell Ralph's definitely found his voice on these pods. He's comfortable with Bert and they're able to flow perfectly.

[@SANITIZEDINC]

Ralph is hilarious. His new Netflix special is great

[@FilthyCasual867]

"the only reason I go to my little brothers high school football games is because they sell hot dogs. I don't even want to watch him play" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[@gabrielomar7982]

i died when i heard this

[@Javier-ht5hr]

😂😂😂 he said it so calm too

[@thewilliams8319]

Ive not heard bert laugh that much for a long time. Really good this episode 🎉

[@Freddy1-]

You mean laugh foreals. Cause he’s so annoying when he’s fake which is all the time. I here for Ralph. 😂

[@JoKenFujitsu]

Ralph Barbosa is one of those comedians that’s just going to consistently put out some fire sh8 for decades. Just personality alone kills on podcasts.

[@jjsmomma2456]

Ralph is the future! Great special, man!!!

[@trkddy]

I agree with Ralph's description of Mexican trauma. It's relatable 😢

[@PerspectivePossibilities]

Ralph gets gifted shrooms every pod hes on 🤣

[@ななころび]

Watched Ralphy early in his career. First genuine laughing I had in a really long time. Im here for all of his success!!!

[@trealexander4808]

I'm a new Ralph Barbosa fan! Dude is hilarious!

[@endz4twizz]

Bert yelling “Where you going” at Lee Ann when she was leaving is hilarious to me.

[@JohnnyKnockoutMusic]

My boy right about the McCormick's Mayonesa!! 😂😂😂 If you know, you know lol

[@Imakevids67]

Glad to see him get big, I saw Ralph years ago in Dallas at a small comedy bar

[@olivergomez1513]

One of the best episodes ever… they just fed off each other. ❤awesome Thx Guys

[@williamrichards9882]

Thanks for having Ralph Barboza he is so down to earth. He is my favorite.

[@DanielZeal]

I haven't watched the Bertcast in a while, but I'm definitely not missing this one 🙏🏿

[@vibintbh4793]

i’m definitely missing it 😂😂

[@DanielZeal]

@@vibintbh4793 You've already admitted to me that you watched it...

[@vibintbh4793]

@@DanielZeal no one watched lil bro you’re tweaking off that meth

[@Johnnyyboy22]

“They beat you stupid” had me dying 🤣

[@beneisenberger]

Ralph seems like such a nice person 😌😌

[@tonym6566]

Dam gotta watch this foos special 😂

[@inWestfall]

It's so good!

[@SF_Baygrounds]

It's better than good!

[@wisem65]

Everybodys got to sign this yearbook......He is fucking hilarious

[@madeintexas1213]

I laughed so hard I cried and choked on a granola bar when Ralph made the yearbook joke 😂.

[@stevenpetterson9748]

Crazy! 2 years ago I did local open mics with this dude, now he's on Netflix! Too Cool

[@peeron6829]

hope your time will come too man

[@marcanthonyreyes9075]

Turning 26 Nov 13ths and am Typeb1 diabetic, Ralph is my spirit animal.

[@ghstletter5978]

Bert is so smart, he gets everyone that's new so he can talk about it later about how he put everyone on ☠️☠️☠️

[@brandonhood2825]

I love Bort is talking about a roach blunt is some special new thing😂 bro that's what you smoke when you broke

[@Aaron-fl2iv]

They should just pack a bowl instead.

[@gusssyv52b21]

My favorite part about this is that even in the description, it’s just Ralph’s instagram in Jesus and Luis’ info😂

[@charo210]

That bit with being called "Guero" as a kid and having a Tio Juan is spot on. I bet he has a family member who works for Silver Eagle/Budlight.

[@StroupsWorld]

Ralph's becoming one of my favorite comedians

[@RIPJohnny247]

Ralph special is 🔥 💯

[@renejrzavala]

It’s funny how Bert is so surprised they call him guero that’s what we call my brother

[@johndreker1613]

I'm listening to these strange meals at the end and it reminded me of the crazy thing I ate once totally by mistake. I was ordering a cheesesteak once, and I always get it California style, mayo, lettuce, tomato. One time I decided to order their pizza style cheesesteak. I'm ordering on a screen, get to the part to add stuff and someone who works there started talking to me. That's all it took for me to forget I ordered something different. I added extra mayo, lettuce and tomato, then placed the order. So I ended up with a cheesesteak that had tomato sauce, lettuce, tomato and extra mayo, and somehow it was actually really good. I don't even know if I would have tried it if I had another option for something to eat at my house, but I ended up liking it.

[@jackbaggett3650]

I seen Ralph during fully loaded in OKC, he is hilarious. Fully loaded was amazing!

[@adamr9215]

There is a Williams Chicken in Grand Prairie Texas. You can tell when you get close because you can’t breath and you get an infection in your eyes. The place literally smells like rotting chicken inside your vehicle, 3 miles away. People that live close to it have serious health problems. I can’t believe anyone can eat that crap. There was one on 820 in Fort Worth and it was the same way, you could smell it on the freeway. I don’t live in that area and more, so I don’t know if they are still opened. I know there were lawsuits against both of them, for making people sick. I wouldn’t eat there.

[@NoSaltNation]

Vote for Ralph, has real Pedro vibes from Napoleon Dynamite 😂

[@edgardominguez5232]

"Have a Great Summer" 😂😂😂 Best Line on this episode OMFG😂😂😂

[@shawnkripplebauer403]

I didn’t listen to this yet but yo this Ralph guys special was hilarious. It’s a must watch.

[@JoseTorres-ce4lv]

@19:45 if the stripper is from Dallas I already know who he’s talking about 😂😂😂

[@ChicanoChef11]

Saw Ralph in Chicago amazing comedian!!

[@Wintersnow889]

I saw him in tucson arizona….. he was so amazing

[@myfrenchbulldogandme]

Ralph is killin it right now.. these 2 are as entertaining as it gets!! Very best 🍻

[@YoungCrezFr3sh]

Amazing pod Bert. Definitely need to bring back Ralph again in the future

[@almartini700]

Yes but insterad of Bert we need Tom. Bert is not a good interviewer

[@txtacos817-3]

Great special 🙌🏼

[@cnczy1036]

Got to see Ralph at the comedy store in Dallas about a week before he blew up (seeing his stuff everywhere online, seeing him on podcasts, clips going viral, Netflix special, etc) and he absolutely killed. Guys hysterical

[@thatguy2838]

That baby look like smeagol from Lord of the rings 😂😂

[@manuelvelazquez2567]

😂😂😂

[@thomasparra18]

"don't ever talk back to your Mom.." that's what's up! We need more of that.. that's us.. AMERICAN MEXICANS ..

[@humantranscendence]

Loved Ralph's Netflix Special. Honestly, a must watch. About this episode though: - You can't make a food joke to Bert cuz he focuses too much on the food and misses the joke 😅 - You absolutely can't trust Whitney Cumming's reasoning for shit... I know she's super successful and shit, but she really is nuts 😅

[@esque19]

Im Asian and supported alpha the first time I saw his act, I see him as next generation big comic and writer

[@LittoMac]

Love this guy Ralph definitely has IT.

[@druclassics3529]

Minnesota loves you Bert Twolves !!!

[@deemuts419]

I've watched Ralph spacial he is good he killed it....

[@Lu_C_fur01]

Ralph is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@jesusleal1496]

Best fn podcast guys. Had me cracking up the whole time!

[@easyeast2534]

Let's goo put oak Cliff on the map

[@xxxhavocxxx4549]

Dud is creasing up his shoes against the table next to Ralph and that's all I could pay attention too. I hate myself 🤣

[@elevenyc]

Gotta admit I watched it because of Ralph he’s so funny

[@almartini700]

fr and not becaue of Bert. i wish tom had the interview with Ralph

[@JoDough]

Loved the special

[@Pabloisradical]

45 minutes Dirk talks about eugenics and how he wants his future son to have blue eyes because that’s what a perfect boy should have.

[@AmberWecht]

I laughed out loud during this podcast than prolly any other! Definitely gonna watch his new special when I get home.

[@cutway]

Ralph will be one of the greats. Easillyyyyyyyy

[@Guerrerofam805]

I worked at subway n when Bert brought up his sub it reminded me of a customer who put the sauce from meatballs on ger tuna!!! A week later a younger female asked for same thing! Turns out it was a pregnancy craving the mom had with her n💁‍♀️ now they both eat it n love it!! Great episode!! 😎🫶🏼🙏🏼

[@raulramirez4323]

I left my list at home but their out there 😅😂

[@pobbrett3244]

Here’s a UK spin on Hot Dogs (pigs in blankets) wrap the Frank with bacon then put it on the grill until the bacon is crispy, thank me later.

[@jaime7203]

What Bert sang sounds like Ballamos by Enrique Iglesias, which was a big hit at the time, haha

[@mckennasnickel]

Ralph you know you’re going places

[@Tod-sf3jx]

I love u guys Ralph and Bert. .

[@JohnnyKnockoutMusic]

Ayeeee I was just thinking about Ralphy! Hope he's still hitting the Tour with you! 🔥🔥🔥

[@EricCassadore]

@23:25 had me laughing (lol) one of the funniest pods I've seen but see there's more with others and going to watch those... keep grinding both of yall!

[@EduardoPerez-bo5uh]

Ralph is think there eating all of your food man 😂

[@challajuzalei6126]

Y’all really put only Ralph’s info in the description 😂😂😂

[@priinc3ssd]

i loveee Barbosa!! ♥️

[@NtPerro]

Bro I never laughed this hard cooked out drunk and high god bless ya

[@vma862]

18:25 "I could but, not in public" 😂😂😂

[@Rank-DogFarms]

Burt sitting like a genie.

[@sacaiahshawfunny]

“I got a career to protect” is crazy😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@carlosescobar3292]

edible condoms had me laughing so hard i started drooling...

[@RamBunxiousCyphaden]

Y’all should def do a podcast called Ralph and Bert and this is at about the 10 min mark

[@sm44july]

As a Seattle guy visiting the bay, can confirm La Vic's slapped when I visited Los Gatos. Shit is so good

[@Balboathemycologist]

I’m dead af, the family guy story was funny because I could relate 😂

[@daltonpasson285]

Bertttttt!!! You need a #5 Ant Edwards jersey over a KAT one!!

[@alextaryn]

Not Ralph saying "if I was a female I'd need to have some sort of trust in guys" then 1 min later "i dont get scared, whatever happens happens. This is awesome I love having kids" Boyyyyy... Lmfaooo

[@unstoppabledoris]

The MCCORMICK Mayonessa with Lime is 10/10

[@Arcturuseyes]

Enjoy the alco drinks as special treat, that's how i do it, i barely drink these days, it's much better. For your brain and body

[@aidenvollmers8127]

Timberwolves fan here. LOVE IT

[@A.K_DA_TECH]

Just great chemistry here 👏

[@JoeyTexas956]

BERT!! Where can I get that hat? I’ve heard you talk about that site that designs them. Is that one of them? Homie I’m from Texas and currently working in Minnesota! This episode is the SHIT!!!!! Let me know bout that Hat.

[@chrismooreatyourservice]

I fucking love you guys !! my wife just ask me why are you crying? I said I'm not crying I just ate some hot sauce.🤩😂

[@dozi3r]

Jose is Josh. Josue is Joseph

[@mobnrobynn]

Duddddddde yes McCormick limón mayo the f n best the only one I ever get buuuut it's hard to find here in my small town and it is awesome . It actually has the consistency of like industrial mayo it more thick but it's amazing I even use it and mix it with the ranch packet and make limón mayo ranch spread .

[@Ben-b9h1f]

Best Bertcast guest

[@joseiscool31]

I love Ralph

[@JoAnna-en6lq]

This was so funny !! 😂

[@Jay-cw5bx]

Cool pod! From ATX

[@justinbridgez]

people be getting that AD money..its on everyones pod..good for them.

[@Terricoloustech]

@27:00 I feel u bruh ... lol that's why I stay tuned in . Gain a vibe 💯

[@sethreidy9338]

Killer ep boys holy fuck, loved this one, thank you!!