Ralph Barbosa & I Make a Baby | Bertcast # 596

I sit down with comedian, Ralph Barbosa. We talk about what our kids would look like, pocket dogs, touring together, mushroom trips, hot sauce, who would carry our baby and much more!
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Timecodes
0:00 Intro
0:13 Tour Dates
1:18 Mushrooms
4:15 Languages & Accents
10:07 Ralph’s special : Cowabunga
10:52 The Grateful Dead
14:22 Selena
17:57 Ass or Tits
19:55 BBL
23:25 Edible Condoms
37:30 Trauma
56:55 Fully Loaded
1:00:30 Hot Sauce
1:19:45 Ralph being the youngest on Fully Loaded

[@bigearlz1]

His special is hilarious. This young man has movie star charisma. Just my opinion. I look forward to seeing what he does.

[@r.j.raspatello2739]

i really enjoy Bert more when he is stoned and not drunk....he feels more present and he doesnt interrupt as much, makes for a better pod for sure...it would likely up his game on sets too

[@comedycrackhead]

Sadly agree lol

[@Tomhanksgiving]

I forget where but he said the same thing about himself recently. So true.

[@r.j.raspatello2739]

your girlfriend is smarter than you. You lack awareness my friend. shes too good for you @@FIREB4II

[@nickkueker8175]

He rarely drank on his podcast before so that kinda doesn’t make sense.

[@r.j.raspatello2739]

@@nickkueker8175 it does make sense. He's stoned more often and NOT drinking. So him being STONED as resulted in him making better pods. It's not about him being drunk on or off a pod.

[@iwantmyvanback]

Ralph is so naturally funny. He really has something special. I'm excited to see his future progress

[@FilthyCasual867]

"the only reason I go to my little brothers high school football games is because they sell hot dogs. I don't even want to watch him play" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[@gabrielomar7982]

i died when i heard this

[@Javier-ht5hr]

😂😂😂 he said it so calm too

[@dreyes114]

Ralph seems so much more comfortable now

[@ddayfitness]

Bert and Ralph make a surprisingly good duo lol you can tell they both genuinely crack each other up 😂

[@paulmcleod520]

This is a great one. I'm becoming more and more of a Ralph Barbosa fan.

[@thewilliams8319]

Ive not heard bert laugh that much for a long time. Really good this episode 🎉

[@Freddy1-]

You mean laugh foreals. Cause he’s so annoying when he’s fake which is all the time. I here for Ralph. 😂

[@jayrock911]

You can tell Ralph's definitely found his voice on these pods. He's comfortable with Bert and they're able to flow perfectly.

[@tonym6566]

Dam gotta watch this foos special 😂

[@inWestfall]

It's so good!

[@SF_Baygrounds]

It's better than good!

[@SANITIZEDINC]

Ralph is hilarious. His new Netflix special is great

[@dlowPSRTV]

My boy right about the McCormick's Mayonesa!! 😂😂😂 If you know, you know lol

[@jjsmomma2456]

Ralph is the future! Great special, man!!!

[@Johnnyyboy22]

“They beat you stupid” had me dying 🤣

[@trealexander4808]

I'm a new Ralph Barbosa fan! Dude is hilarious!

[@Imakevids67]

Glad to see him get big, I saw Ralph years ago in Dallas at a small comedy bar

[@DanielZeal]

I haven't watched the Bertcast in a while, but I'm definitely not missing this one 🙏🏿

[@vibintbh4793]

i’m definitely missing it 😂😂

[@DanielZeal]

@@vibintbh4793 You've already admitted to me that you watched it...

[@vibintbh4793]

@@DanielZeal no one watched lil bro you’re tweaking off that meth

[@endz4twizz]

Bert yelling “Where you going” at Lee Ann when she was leaving is hilarious to me.

[@madeintexas1213]

I laughed so hard I cried and choked on a granola bar when Ralph made the yearbook joke 😂.

[@brandonhood2825]

I love Bort is talking about a roach blunt is some special new thing😂 bro that's what you smoke when you broke

[@Aaron-fl2iv]

They should just pack a bowl instead.

[@olivergomez1513]

One of the best episodes ever… they just fed off each other. ❤awesome Thx Guys

[@JoKenFujitsu]

Ralph Barbosa is one of those comedians that’s just going to consistently put out some fire sh8 for decades. Just personality alone kills on podcasts.

[@DesmondCleaver]

Watched Ralphy early in his career. First genuine laughing I had in a really long time. Im here for all of his success!!!

[@beneisenberger]

Ralph seems like such a nice person 😌😌

[@gusssyv52b21]

My favorite part about this is that even in the description, it’s just Ralph’s instagram in Jesus and Luis’ info😂

[@trkddy]

I agree with Ralph's description of Mexican trauma. It's relatable 😢

[@wisem65]

Everybodys got to sign this yearbook......He is fucking hilarious

[@jackbaggett3650]

I seen Ralph during fully loaded in OKC, he is hilarious. Fully loaded was amazing!

[@williamrichards9882]

Thanks for having Ralph Barboza he is so down to earth. He is my favorite.

[@thatguy2838]

That baby look like smeagol from Lord of the rings 😂😂

[@manuelvelazquez2567]

😂😂😂

[@ghstletter5978]

Bert is so smart, he gets everyone that's new so he can talk about it later about how he put everyone on ☠️☠️☠️

[@renejrzavala]

It’s funny how Bert is so surprised they call him guero that’s what we call my brother

[@ChicanoChef11]

Saw Ralph in Chicago amazing comedian!!

[@breeeque]

I saw him in tucson arizona….. he was so amazing

[@stevenpetterson9748]

Crazy! 2 years ago I did local open mics with this dude, now he's on Netflix! Too Cool

[@peeron6829]

hope your time will come too man

[@charo210]

That bit with being called "Guero" as a kid and having a Tio Juan is spot on. I bet he has a family member who works for Silver Eagle/Budlight.

[@shawnkripplebauer403]

I didn’t listen to this yet but yo this Ralph guys special was hilarious. It’s a must watch.

[@marcanthonyreyes9075]

Turning 26 Nov 13ths and am Typeb1 diabetic, Ralph is my spirit animal.

[@myfrenchbulldogandme]

Ralph is killin it right now.. these 2 are as entertaining as it gets!! Very best 🍻

[@edgardominguez5232]

"Have a Great Summer" 😂😂😂 Best Line on this episode OMFG😂😂😂

[@druclassics3529]

Minnesota loves you Bert Twolves !!!

[@user-ex9st1tx5c]

I laughed out loud during this podcast than prolly any other! Definitely gonna watch his new special when I get home.

[@johndreker1613]

I'm listening to these strange meals at the end and it reminded me of the crazy thing I ate once totally by mistake. I was ordering a cheesesteak once, and I always get it California style, mayo, lettuce, tomato. One time I decided to order their pizza style cheesesteak. I'm ordering on a screen, get to the part to add stuff and someone who works there started talking to me. That's all it took for me to forget I ordered something different. I added extra mayo, lettuce and tomato, then placed the order. So I ended up with a cheesesteak that had tomato sauce, lettuce, tomato and extra mayo, and somehow it was actually really good. I don't even know if I would have tried it if I had another option for something to eat at my house, but I ended up liking it.

[@StroupsWorld]

Ralph's becoming one of my favorite comedians

[@NoSaltNation]

Vote for Ralph, has real Pedro vibes from Napoleon Dynamite 😂

[@txtacos817-3]

Great special 🙌🏼

[@johnathanmunoz4352]

Ralph special is 🔥 💯

[@JoDough]

Loved the special

[@jesusleal1496]

Best fn podcast guys. Had me cracking up the whole time!

[@Jussesco525]

Love this guy Ralph definitely has IT.

[@adamr9215]

There is a Williams Chicken in Grand Prairie Texas. You can tell when you get close because you can’t breath and you get an infection in your eyes. The place literally smells like rotting chicken inside your vehicle, 3 miles away. People that live close to it have serious health problems. I can’t believe anyone can eat that crap. There was one on 820 in Fort Worth and it was the same way, you could smell it on the freeway. I don’t live in that area and more, so I don’t know if they are still opened. I know there were lawsuits against both of them, for making people sick. I wouldn’t eat there.

[@Guerrerofam805]

I worked at subway n when Bert brought up his sub it reminded me of a customer who put the sauce from meatballs on ger tuna!!! A week later a younger female asked for same thing! Turns out it was a pregnancy craving the mom had with her n💁‍♀️ now they both eat it n love it!! Great episode!! 😎🫶🏼🙏🏼

[@PerspectivePossibilities]

Ralph gets gifted shrooms every pod hes on 🤣

[@deemuts419]

I've watched Ralph spacial he is good he killed it....

[@JoseTorres-ce4lv]

@19:45 if the stripper is from Dallas I already know who he’s talking about 😂😂😂

[@YoungCrezFr3sh]

Amazing pod Bert. Definitely need to bring back Ralph again in the future

[@almartini700]

Yes but insterad of Bert we need Tom. Bert is not a good interviewer

[@cnczy1036]

Got to see Ralph at the comedy store in Dallas about a week before he blew up (seeing his stuff everywhere online, seeing him on podcasts, clips going viral, Netflix special, etc) and he absolutely killed. Guys hysterical

[@Lu_C_fur01]

Ralph is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@NtPerro]

Bro I never laughed this hard cooked out drunk and high god bless ya

[@Balboathemycologist]

I’m dead af, the family guy story was funny because I could relate 😂

[@xxxhavocxxx4549]

Dud is creasing up his shoes against the table next to Ralph and that's all I could pay attention too. I hate myself 🤣

[@easyeast2534]

Let's goo put oak Cliff on the map

[@vma862]

18:25 "I could but, not in public" 😂😂😂

[@A.K_DA_TECH]

Just great chemistry here 👏

[@MrEsEeFe]

Just watched Ralphs netflix special and it was hilarious. Also saw him at the fully loaded tour in slc which everyone was hilarious..

[@TheBrokeASSS]

Saw Ralph in okc. He was epic. And also bert was there. 😁

[@drb2k580]

I was there. Bert opened for Ralph.

[@user-zt2vq6uf2h]

@23:25 had me laughing (lol) one of the funniest pods I've seen but see there's more with others and going to watch those... keep grinding both of yall!

[@user-fm6jw2md3h]

Dude, hes going to Winston Salem NC. Its such a small area, but decent place for NC. He needs to come out to Charleston SC

[@EduardoPerez-bo5uh]

Ralph is think there eating all of your food man 😂

[@Terricoloustech]

@27:00 I feel u bruh ... lol that's why I stay tuned in . Gain a vibe 💯

[@aidenvollmers8127]

Timberwolves fan here. LOVE IT

[@Rank-DogFarms]

Burt sitting like a genie.

[@TheCoz27]

ralph is so pure

[@memeworkd]

Favorite pod

[@JoAnna-en6lq]

This was so funny !! 😂

[@wvguydoingme]

Pittsburgh loves you book a show!!

[@jaime7203]

What Bert sang sounds like Ballamos by Enrique Iglesias, which was a big hit at the time, haha

[@Jay-cw5bx]

Cool pod! From ATX

[@sethreidy9338]

Killer ep boys holy fuck, loved this one, thank you!!

[@thomasparra18]

"don't ever talk back to your Mom.." that's what's up! We need more of that.. that's us.. AMERICAN MEXICANS ..

[@carlosescobar3292]

edible condoms had me laughing so hard i started drooling...

[@unstoppabledoris]

The MCCORMICK Mayonessa with Lime is 10/10

[@sm44july]

As a Seattle guy visiting the bay, can confirm La Vic's slapped when I visited Los Gatos. Shit is so good

[@BrandonTeclas]

Once my boi said McCormick I was like “that boi one of mine” lol

[@510purple]

they have a la victorias in hayward ca, too

[@challajuzalei6126]

Y’all really put only Ralph’s info in the description 😂😂😂

[@dlowPSRTV]

Ayeeee I was just thinking about Ralphy! Hope he's still hitting the Tour with you! 🔥🔥🔥

[@306Grows]

Ahahaha that Korean Apollo bit is jokes

[@pobbrett3244]

Here’s a UK spin on Hot Dogs (pigs in blankets) wrap the Frank with bacon then put it on the grill until the bacon is crispy, thank me later.

[@mckennasnickel]

Ralph you know you’re going places

[@alejandromoreno5056]

8:05 😂😂😂😂😂 he ain't lying

[@OrganicGreens]

This is a great podcast. Haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

[@franciscastro951]

That keto meal sounds 🔥!!!

[@chrismooreatyourservice]

I fucking love you guys !! my wife just ask me why are you crying? I said I'm not crying I just ate some hot sauce.🤩😂

[@pizzazzjazz629]

I don't get scared baby 😂❤ my type of man

[@joelbeckwith5379]

Bert, on your Rochester tour date you HAVE to try DogTown. Best dogs in town.

[@Luisgkilo]

When they said zoom out they really meant zoom out 😂😂

[@je__.]

🤣🤣👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌 congrats on the special ralph 🍻🍻🍻

[@itzlogiic9465]

Repping Dallas Texas all day my boy 💙💙

[@Jon-pj7pu]

22:42 E.B.T means Eat Better Today 😂

[@user-bo1gf7bg8v]

Best Bertcast guest