Ralph's Gonna Build a Church on That Land - Kino Casino Classics

This is an edit of episode 62 of Kino Casino from 4/26/2023
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In Ralph's ultimate feltening, he proclaims for once an for all that he will build a church on that land.
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[@WalkBesideMe]

9:34 Immortal line

[@ChronoStrife]

The dead, wet brain stare immediately after he says it is perfection!

[@pigriser]

Genuinely one of the greatest moments in the history of the sektur.

[@internetperson9121]

In a parallel universe, Ralph is the pastor of a freshly built church in rural Arkansas

[@pigriser]

I will say one thing, Ralph wasted is far funnier than Rackets wasted

[@WalkBesideMe]

Only when he's hollering. He's insufferable when he's not seething or hollering lol this is a great clip tho

[@Derickleefrederickclips]

This is a top 5 Ralph moment of all time

[@tmdwu5360]

Hard to rank them since there's so many, i would probably put the infamous Gunt image at #1 since it started his downfall. 😂

[@Derickleefrederickclips]

@@tmdwu5360 definitely

[@pancakekidgaming8273]

He's dead serious!

[@tmdwu5360]

@@pancakekidgaming8273 "do i look 5'1 bish" and "its not even hot outside" :D

[@jerkocet]

It's TRUUUUUE

[@gordonramsaysexdwarf7186]

You build that church Ralph, dont give up on the dream, if you build it, they will come, one by one

[@bibifromsenegal3617]

Cmon Ralph, get back on the sauce and pills!!! We need more of this!

[@jerry12314]

This is amazing. I can't get enough of it. I hope Ralph builds that church and Rekieta can be the cult leader. 🤣😂🤣😂

[@stronghold325]

God would smite the House of the Hog if he ever dared to try it

[@Sneedstein]

Some folks say you can still hear a faint hollarin and the shaking of a pill bottle in the bog's night air

[@suad01]

Number One clip channel in The Sektur.

[@thatfrog05]

FROM THE TOP ON DOWN

[@suad01]

@@thatfrog05 And that includes everybody.

[@SpoonSnooper]

9:35 time-stamping this for future use lol

[@chatmod1595]

ty for time stamping , one of the greatest sektor clips eva

[@JCPoetryCourner]

Can you hear his soul dissipate into the ether? Ralph wasn’t the same since 😂😂😂😂

[@pancakekidgaming8273]

It's true. He talks so slow even when he is sober now. Tons of 'but uh' and other filler words.

[@obamabiden]

his soul will not return in full till he builds a church on that land

[@user-uo5rt6fz4j]

Ive been hunting for this full segment for so long, thank you. God bless the goal.

[@KinoCasinoClassics]

No problem

[@BigIndividual]

THE HOUSE OF HOG DONT SCARE. WE GON BUILD THAT CHURCH BISH.

[@kchrules775]

“Whadddo you mean I cn’t order a 19th shot, bartender?”

[@Rickzilla]

Ralph was supposed to build a church on the Bog, but instead he fled to Mexico where he currently resides, homeless and alone.

[@JCPoetryCourner]

This is peak ragepig. The swing song of a felted man

[@TheGM-20XX]

He meant a Church's Chicken, the most busted of the fast food fried chicken chains.

[@JCPoetryCourner]

Wouldn’t that be kino af? Building an awful chicken restaurant on swampland out of sheer spite?

[@DioBrandoWRYYYYYY]

well he is a honorary black man

[@wendycarter735]

We need a debate between Dickers downing 3 cans of THC and xannied out Ralph. High as a kite bloodsports.

[@RealAnimeSucksCopeAndSneed]

Cokeita as moderator.

[@PunishedDante]

Honestly, that could be the only use Ralph will ever have for his talent to holler.

[@TypingChimp1]

Felted.

[@JCPoetryCourner]

It’s totally over, Ralph, shut it down!!

[@lucasparham5068]

This speech is amazing. Top 10 Ralph moments, and that’s saying a lot.

[@rockmusicman21]

Thanks for including the date this aired, i just subscribed to the gumroad and im going to watch this full episode.

[@doravee]

Geez….how melodramatic can Ralph get!?!?!?

[@pladampa]

Top form Ralph.

[@sarcofaygo6218]

Tbh this clip should also be on the main clips channel 😂

[@KinoCasinoClassics]

This entire stream was so Kino, I wish I had the time to clip it all

[@Scottish1905]

I can see ralph living in a shrek house in the middle of the swamp .....rekieta toooold me i can keep ma land!!!

[@piratebear3126]

I stopped following Ralph for a while until the Mexico arc started, so I haven’t seen a clip of Ralph this wasted in a hot minute. Legendary Bog Hog moment

[@busski]

this was their best background set its such a w

[@zhernandoz43]

this could be an ad for xanax, but pharmacia is too soy

[@johnnyaverage9694]

DO U UNDERSTAND!?

[@tjstarzz9231]

DEWWW YEWWWWW U N D E R S T A N D?!?!?!!?!!! 😤😤😤😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🐷🐷🐷🐷

[@alex-c7567]

This is classic!

[@mackygee3773]

LOO-LOOK AT ME NOW...

[@Do_It_Now_XD]

I's gonna git dat tax exem'tion, bish. Chris is kang.

[@oregongoldhunter]

You guys are great. Thank you

[@Scottish1905]

Build that church ralph .....selling dr reketamines miracle ellixer that cures all childhood ailments with ralph laying hands on the sick 😇

[@jimhaglund597]

tax freeeeeee!

[@pianomanhere]

Do U UNNERSTAN?

[@andrescampos1278]

It was this day, a meme was born.

[@auxmir1730]

I gon build a chuch bish!

[@BaldurOverlord]

Stand proud Ralph, you can cooked ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

[@wheelgunwally]

KINO

[@user-uo5rt6fz4j]

18:56 ralph carries a heavy weight on his gunt while guarding

[@ipoopmuffins]

My favorite Ralph line has been “I’m serious we’re coming to build a church on that land!” Idk why but it’s so funny to me

[@tjblackmore7863]

We need fat drunk ralph back, Ozempic sober ralph sucks!

[@Jakal_205]

If this was back in the 1800s ralph would be one of those snake oil salesman promising to cure blindness and shit with his dirty swamp water.

[@user-uo5rt6fz4j]

26:01 this is pure regarded dedication

[@SimulatedDumplings]

Suffah English language! 😂

[@DaleDix]

You have to give it to him, no matter how shit it is, the retort is still hanging on by a thread. It's not aborted yet.

[@KinoCasinoClassics]

It's crazy to me that he's even still alive. I will never respect Ralph, but that is one aspect of him that I will always appreciate about him. He is one resilient man, he's lost everything 3 times over and he's still going. To be honest, I think if he just starts hollering again he might be able to buy himself tortas again until the Fed's catch up with him.

[@yehudafinkelstein7504]

Was this when Ralph ended a bender at Dick Masterson's?

[@kwisatzhaderach1458]

Ralph has tiny hands...how could he build a church?

[@80krauser]

If he has such shitty land in Louisiana why doesn't he have homestead exemption on it?

[@KinoCasinoClassics]

'WHAT DO YOU MEAN BISH, THIS HERE LAND FOR MY CHURCH BISH, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DA BISH'

[@80krauser]

@@KinoCasinoClassics I did not consider this. Truly a profound revelation good sir.

[@WalkBesideMe]

We need the OLD RALPHAMALE BACK! Get back on the drugs Ethan and do fire sales and let people call in and start hollering at them. The amount of donations you'd get and people to come back to your show....

[@ThatkidthatpwnsXP]

Doesn't look a "svelte" 180 to me..... How many months does this dude have to live before he toomads himself

[@acsone3546]

It really upset me that PPP and Andy let him claim he was 180 pounds without refuting it when covering the LolCow appearance and also didn’t mention his repulsive loose skin hanging a foot off of his neck

[@naterivers6107]

Well he made it to 2024, but given the sheer amount of zanex this dude pops, his kidneys are going to fail and it's going to be him, all by him self trapped in Mexico with no loved ones around slowly dying from kidney failure.

[@deadpoolguy283]

So he's gonna create Guntology?