Ralphie May shares the one secret every man needs to hear for a successful relationship

[@thesnakeman8006]

To whoever runs this KZbin channel,DON'T EVER take this down. if you can, please upload more footage from ralphie's stand up specials and maybe some of his tv appearances as well,but please don't take this channel away from us, because if you do, you're taking away one of the funniest legendary comedians of the modern era and just putting his legacy on a shelf somewhere,and that is just all kinds of wrong in my opinion

[@charlesquintana8540]

He is

[@apete620]

It’s nice to see him again I miss him like I miss Robin Williams. Thank you for keeping the laughter alive.

[@alexgomez-rc5nt]

For real he brightens my day

[@shytweeker8661]

Why is it so sad that he's so right! Patience ladies...that's the key. Ur request will not be ignored, just not always completed on your time schedule! Love y'all!

[@nickmardo7487]

Only the brights stars burn out to fast but his energy is always with us! One ❤️

[@GeorgeD1965]

if he wasn't so big, he would still be around

[@Torrque]

This isn’t about being a bright star. His young death is about poor bodily health and excessive obesity. Love him, yes. For sure! But our bodies are finite resources that succumb to poor self-care.

[@bradyk2231]

I still really miss him. He left the world a better place than when he came into it.

[@BWowed]

I saw ralph many times. He was gigantic and always talked about his weight killing him. It's a damn shame he didn't listen to himself

[@danielk613]

Three comedians I constantly come back to, for their unbridled wisdom and take on how the world works. I recommend them all if you’ve never had the pleasure. First is Ralphie, second is Robin Williams and lastly is George Carlin. Rest in Peace legends

[@dirkfrazier9779]

The 2nd time I've watched Ralphie, Robin Williams, and George Carlin are a given, but I also like Johnie Carson and a host of others he had on his show. While my memory defys me, reading the comment above tells me Ralphie has passed too... Don Rickles, Dean Martin, and Johnathon Winters, Jim Belushi, Dan Akroyed, plus so many others along the way. Good comedians are a rare breed, Richard Pryer, and so many in between. It's like comedians (good ones) have a target on their back!

[@dirkfrazier9779]

Steve Martin, Marty Short, the list goes on and I've only scratched the surface!

[@jonas2431]

Love all those I also like Billy connelly

[@dirtboy123100]

RIP Ralphie may miss you. we need more comedians like you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Netta6038]

Man I miss this guy thank u for keeping his page up he will never be forgotten ❤❤❤

[@tylerkinley268]

You don't need to ask an 'oldtimer' about marriage. I'm in my 30s, was married, and I'll tell ya; he's right. Marriage is A LOT of compromise. Things will NOT go your way all the time. If you can both compromise, you can have a long happy life. If not, well, good luck. That piddly everyday crap? Just let it go, it ain't worth it. Hopefully you married her cause you REALLY love her, so just remember that. If not, your gonna end up arguing one day and thinking 'why am I with you'; if you don't really love the person you may think that and not have an answer. When that happens, you got alot of thinking to do.

[@blueyes5369]

God bless you, sweet man, I love your comedy shows. May you rest in peace. Oklahoma misses u

[@dalekaye5605]

I just found this guy on here shame he is gone..great comedian love all his videos n clips

[@gloriahausman3525]

Funny & clever is how I’d describe this great comedian who left this world so young! Keep a healthy weight is Ralphie’s message to us.

[@jthin2081]

He's absolutely on point about this which is why my stubborn ass is still single.

[@NotSurE-ix1qq]

My happiness is directly linked to not being told I'm wrong when I AM right.

[@oldmanfromoc7684]

We can be right or we can be happy! Truer words were never said!

[@williambrandondavis6897]

@@oldmanfromoc7684If you had a spine you could be happy and not married. lol! You are a beta sucker so you are willing to negotiate.

[@isaiahgillett2573]

And snuck in a valuable message to women while giving his advice to men.

[@oldmanfromoc7684]

Yeah! Don't sweat the petty shit. Pet the sweaty shit, lol.

[@theirishman8356]

Ralphie was so underrated. I do miss his comedy.

[@888greennugs]

I watched him when he got started on Last Comic Standing. He smoked the competition. He has always been one of my favorites. Im still sad hes gone. RIP Ralphie Mae!

[@ruebenlaumer3663]

Has to or have been the funniest dude in the world,, RIP sir god bless you and your family 😢😢❤❤

[@KimPend]

A man I never met and cried like he was a family member when he passed. RIP Ralphie

[@jason1463]

Absolutely true words

[@Iamhallucinatingnow]

He signed everyone's shirt or got their picture taken with him after the 2 shows I saw him in! Rest easy friend!

[@Juan-wj6nu]

Always hilarious!!

[@3516C]

It was a pleasure growing up when his specials came out.

[@promaster1351]

believe it or not...i had ralphie as a defensive driving teacher at comedy showcase many years ago before he became famous......he made it funny getting a ticket and having to come and hear him teach............so sad hes gone.....

[@vickiehardina8824]

Just heard him for the first time,only imagine what he could ggo into, very talented!!

[@BLAB-it5un]

Ralphie was a true talent and taken way too soon. His mentorship of young comics is worth watching. That said, his commentary on marriage is too real to be just a comedy routine. At some point we need to wake up to how unhealthy and toxic marriage is. The whole "you can be right or you can be happy" is nothing to joke about. Or in order to have sex you must marry and ultimately become "whipped". None of this is right nor healthy. Most men joke about it as a way to deal with the pain of how wrong it all is. And it is no wonder that most marriages fail. Ralphie told it like it is, though, and it is a shame such a bright talent was taken so soon. Remember underneath all the comedy is true and raw sadness and obesity too is a sign of extreme sadness, depression, trauma or all of the above. Despite his incredible talent and success, Ralphie obviously had a short, tortured life.

[@jackperry6269]

yo for real. Why is this funny? Really shouldn't both men and women be coming together and saying let's figure this out so we're both better off?

[@janetcrandall1769]

I also found Ralphie after he passed. RIP a good one is gone. 😢

[@ArtsyFartsyLovers]

Miss you Ralphie 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄💜💜💜💜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tcampbell807]

🍄🤘🤘😆👌

[@sinciti9354]

Yooooooo...... ive loved this joke since I was like 18. But now that im 29 I realize the true genius of this bit. It still applies today. Just change it to video games instead. Insert favorite video game/anime theme for dun nu nu dun nu nu and the joke works perfectly to this day. Multiplayer=no go. Single player you can just pause.

[@oldschooltruckdriver6740]

The best there ever was got to see him live at zanies in Nashville one night he was only scheduled for 45 minutes he give us an hour and a half RIp brother

[@mohammedsiraj2496]

And I’m a truck driver too, but not old school. I love old school though!

[@oldmanfromoc7684]

@@mohammedsiraj2496 Retired driver here l drove coast to coast and border to border 5 million miles,40 years! Love Ralphie May! R.I.P.

[@rickyucuis1882]

I was right and after the divorce, way happier. Turns out you CAN be both.

[@reddragonn1590]

Non-time-dependent chore is REAL 🤣🤣🤣

[@nike80nl]

I can watch this a thousand times 😂

[@nike80nl]

I have seen this bit many times, and its funny as hell 😆😆

[@jakesmith6233]

I will always carry that with me. Rest well Soldier!

[@1cont]

What is he doing sitting on the couch wasting his time watching sports center? We could be talking about my mother. Funny stuff.

[@kendrickkakarot4353]

Lol underrated comedian

[@nike80nl]

This is my favorite clip 👌👌

[@williambrandondavis6897]

Should be re phrased too "You can be wrong or you can be happy" because one will happen often for any man in marriage and the other will only happen for betas. I only need one thing I can not provide for myself and I don't need to get married to get it.

[@nike80nl]

My favorite clip 🥳. The womens add part cracks me up every time 😂

[@Greshah]

The cheer at 2:30???? What are they cheering for? i do not understand, he's indirectly dissing the ladies.

[@chrishartleyjr.5523]

1:35 " you can be whipped or you can self whipped..."

[@carlhicksjr8401]

"If momma not happy, NOBODY happy" -- Sun Tsu, The Art of War, 900 BC 😁

[@MachineGunTell]

Mann r.i.p to one of the greats was one of my favorite

[@jonblaze2091]

RIP you was going to be one of the best of all time

[@laurielarson3281]

I love your perception of life. Ty

[@nopethatswrong79]

The problem is with this. We forgot to mention while you're taking out the garbage. They changed the channel or took over the t. V, and now you're stuck watching what they wanna watch, because you weren't watching it

[@LinChandler]

Why aren’t women ashamed of this characterization? I hear it from most of my guy friends,etc. There must be a ton of truth to it. Why not be a supportive member of the team? Everyone screws up. I want to be with a manly-man...which I can’t have if I keep reducing him to rubble.

[@danstanfield5570]

😍Phil Collins "I don't care anymore"💋

[@cameronkahlo8831]

Bro looks like a character from flushed away

[@TinyGoHomes]

I don’t have a woman, I get too be right and happy 😉

[@ericfontaine2145]

I have not seen or heard everything this man has said but what i have, has all been true. 🙏😂

[@nike80nl]

This is funny every time you Watch it 👌👌

[@claytonhouseholder9633]

Bro,why did you have to leave us?Fuckin LEGEND!

[@bluevoodoo2]

Rip Ralphie

[@treetrain]

women shouldn't cheer that they're always "right", that's like saying, the customer is always right lol hence, I'm single

[@VeganBytes]

There's Fluffy, and then there's DAMNNNN.

[@UncleBenji]

This should be amendatory course in all curriculums!

[@crescentedwards851]

Best👏 Dammn👏 Tivo👏 Commercial👏...

[@TheCheshier88]

As much as I love ralph and may I think I would rather be right I shouldn't have to dismiss facts and logics just to keep a woman happy

[@coolesteagles09]

That women’s add line was too fuckin real

[@tobyleeomoh781]

I Love Ralphie May & eddie griffin

[@residentgrey]

Sports gear...EXACTLY what gels well well with Ralphie May...RIGHT?!? Gotta love "relevant ads"? They are free comedy bits!

[@budmartino4202]

You left us too soon 💔 😢

[@crypticjim]

He shows were ok but he was so much funnier live. Two of the best times I've had

[@thewhiterabbit8526]

I see where hes going but again it should never be be right or happy when it comes to important things. If we are talking facts about things not having to do with relationships or opinions tht is no matter To argue. Both sides should ALWAYS admit wrongs but reassure each other that it isnt a bad thing. On top of tht people shouldnt invest in being right its all about compromise. One sided relationships never work. Communication and respecting boundaries is key.

[@aprilwilburn7551]

LMAOOO 🤣😂🤣

[@MarJin727]

don't lie and you're fine,that's the whole secret.

[@UltraSuperDuperFreak]

You CAN be right and happy at the same time ... very easy even ... just dont date . Have it on the side instead when you feel like it. Simple really. Been working just fine the last two decades . yes i get it a joke , but even joke people take seriously because they can relate . Just saying i cant relate :)

[@tamtam3606]

Im already got entertainment coming to the front door

[@JIN7KHOJA]

He happy

[@nestorrfortuna1]

Congratulation brendan for the oscar.!

[@0leander410]

100%. Be the only adult in the relationship, and let the princess-child live in a cloud of delusion.

[@shaehatfield1899]

We dont acknowledge you 🤣🤣🤣

[@anthonybundy5262]

Love Ralphie but I don't approve this message lol. She can get lost 🤣

[@noelr1010]

Same, I'm not about to reduce years of my lives dealing with unnecessary stress. Hell nahh

[@JWnFlorida]

The secret is don't get married and give away half... plus another half of your half.. equals 25% for you.. then pay after that for everything.. if you don't get married you will be happy.

[@craighovey8415]

Nothing says I love you like a contract with the government

[@xJimneyxCricketx]

I love happy..

[@shadowmomochiuchiha6839]

hes not wrong XD rip

[@AntonellaE-z4b]

Omg! Making his eyes roll back as he immerses in bliss, it's a mind-blowing experience, I did what I mentioned last week and the look on his face says it all, I learned the exact moves following Jevie Hindlerg’s advice. After go’ogling her latest it all keeps getting crazier!

Weed and fatness hahahahaha so funny

[@tamtam3606]

Hear comes a peice right now

[@charlescollins2440]

Love how MWTN or whatever that company is thinks that using a guy that is trying to sound like Ryan Reynolds will help them with their adds😂 I still don't know what they're sellin😅

[@alexisnunez6947]

Any women that was worried about you taking out the trash you didn't do your part

[@hylanddilligaf6023]

What are you thinking, that you know where I😊 get it.

[@CaffeinatedFrostbite]

i find it disturbing that we live in a society where we have to agree with people being wrong otherwise the relationship falls apart. Like how immature are women? They are so stuck up they can't handle being wrong and need reality to change around them. It really is disturbing if you think about it.

[@mariangodbout]

I think it's a dynamic, some people (not necessarily men) like the fiery type, they probably like having someone that can take decisions for them and lead the relationship, sometimes it's a guy that embodies a more traditional masculinity, and sometimes it's a woman that is seen as immature but at the end they act the same way, it's just not as socially accepted when it's a woman, but then you don't HAVE to be in that type of relationship, there certainly are both men and women who are more collaborative and these people only work well with someone like them

[@sgtprestonoftheyukon2423]

He was so overweight it's just sad to look at him 😢

[@10933messi]

So you fat shaming him?

[@JohnSmith-zk3kd]

@@10933messi yes its why he died

[@creatorediillusioni]

This sketch is super funny. But also shows how superficial arrogant shallow and ignorant women are… amen to that

[@andreaguice5917]

😂

[@tamtam3606]

And tell her not to use me about your thoughts pissing her off

[@Pennconst101]

RIP

[@Lawncareman27]

I don’t mind taking out the trash

[@reganelona]

almost every trash night my partner jokes babe its your turn to take the trash out knowing full well he is going to do it but he likes to pick (sarcasm) but we both will remember one night he literally forgot and i heard the truck coming and he ran out the door and slid around the corner with the can lmao karma

[@tamtam3606]

Listen could u ask her to get one question out about my movies

[@tamtam3606]

U mean when mr Washington moved into my cave door for the fire and wouldn't bring wood

[@Mark5-m1h]

So much talent wasted. He ate himself to death 😢

[@doublewayne1089]

this guy gonna die young

[@pzarton22]

Yea he did die pretty young

[@Ree-h2f]

Intro was wrong. Aint no happy

[@PhilBert-sh3nk]

Soooo.... don't get married?

[@MelodyMan69]

RALPHIE. STOP EATING.

[@janmoravek820]

fck.. i didnt even know he died?! daamnit----