Ranboo Parent Simulator 2023

[@toxicowl4648]

Ranboo replaced his demon child for a robot without hesitation

[@redtherad4748]

I would too

[@Critter_Knitter.]

Nah I would keep the kis

[@Critter_Knitter.]

Kid

[@BirbLover_2008]

*they (not to be rude but they go by they/them now :P )

[@thestarsarenice]

@@BirbLover_2008 it's actually he/they! :)

[@HeisenbergFam]

Cant believe Ranboo got pregnant and became a great mom

[@demetriam2408]

Mpreg 🗿

[@Zack_...]

Babysitter

[@staceyandjose]

So proud of them!🎉❤

[@ShrillTouchedGrass]

@@demetriam2408STOP LMFAO

[@freyasobsession]

​@@demetriam2408NO

[@greenaxolotl413]

Ranboo: *attempts to put baby in oven* *Gets distracted by key and acts like thats what he was doing all along*

[@ariasfave]

😭

[@weeksauce11]

Every SANE person:Reads the book Ranboo:”I’m gonna be rapping the demons out of this baby!-“ Also Ranboo:”NEVERMIND-“

[@greenaxolotl413]

Ranboo Parenting 101: "Babies should not have demons in them"

[@ariasfave]

agreed

[@toastie4305]

tru tho

[@lolalovescats9065]

Ranboo: *Throwing raw eggs on the baby's bottle* "You may have the power of the dark arts, but you don't have the power of a good immune system yet." 😂

[@lolalovescats9065]

24:13

[@colapop7369]

never thought ranboo would become a parent but here we are

[@lovely_bee5]

Well, if we take Micheal as an exception yes.

[@ryn_who8916]

Well there's a first for everything 😅

[@lovely_bee5]

@@ryn_who8916 🤣🤣🤣

[@Hannahh.P]

But hes gay whats going on 😭😭

[@Ekko_3kk0]

Gay

[@jonkthebonker]

i imagine ranboo looking after tommy with that start ''today were looking after a demon baby!''

[@emilytomaszewski9497]

As someone who was once a nanny, this is quite accurate.

[@Hijackyu82]

You had to babysit demon children??!!

[@Zleevee]

Yeah pretty much

[@AliciaLopez-k3r]

I love when he starts the video he says “hi chat!” Brings us joy😊

[@xxskyxx5371]

IKK It makes me so happy he always does the wee gasp then hi chat :)

[@madsniper2782]

someone says it i get a little disappointed when they don’t go „*breath intensely* hi chat“

[@pandamc5741]

Honestly love it

[@VeronicanChoco]

24:40 "hey heyyy guess who- " 😊 *slams door* "alright dude" 💀

[@americano_joah-joah]

49:45 *DAYMN* “bro chill”

[@americano_joah-joah]

50:40 *”there he goes, alright, there he goes, ok”*

[@llleau]

Here is a collection of timestamps of the chapters in the game and some other stuff 0:00:55 Ranboo has a talk to chat about mentioning them in other peoples streams 0:05:10 Game starts - sheep - 0:05:40 Night One 0:11:03 Night Two 0:16:03 Night Three - rabbit - 0:25:31 Pickmans Madness 0:36:19 The Exit 0:48:22 trying to fix the lag 0:48:52 The Exit (again) 0:49:58 trying to fix the lag again 0:50:38 The Exit (continued) - cat- 0:55:55 Curiosity 1:08:50 The Laboratory 1:28:05 Worlds Collide 1:40:29 Thanks For Playing

[@monkeylady8150]

ive used this comment like 48 times by now

[@Aech529]

This is probably one of the most helpful comments I've ever seen on a KZbin video.

[@0-0Ashhole0-0]

Tysm

[@Kenjimiyazawas63rdcow]

Ty :D

[@PanicPrince]

If some of you don’t understand: the game uses the lovecraftian horror being the King in Yellow (it’s really interesting and it makes me really happy seeing all of the lore, like carcosa and etc

[@Dream_Kitty_Local]

Never thought I'd see Ranboo playing The Baby In Yellow, but here we are.

[@PK_Stars]

when he yelled at chat to stop being cringe it had me DYING xD

[@Lethologica_Cassidy]

When he said taking care of a demon baby i instantly knew what game he will be playing Edit: WHY DID THIS GET 56 LIKES? I've never gotten that many!

[@gargles5270]

47:11 it never fails to make me laugh when ranboo pauses in the middle of speaking because something strange just happened in the game he’s playing

[@Chara_Dreemurr999]

Night 1,2 and 3 are the sheep because we do what we’re told. Pickman and exit are the rabbit because we run away. Curiosity,laboratory and collisions are the cat because they brought us to a beautiful place and we destroyed it. The books tell us the story before we experience it.

[@amodelbello2794]

I love how ranboo really says shit like, "ok dude" or, "nah its cool dont worry about it" to a literal 1000 year old demon baby-

[@CatoTato]

Not the children!

[@Rosa_Dark_Angel]

Just finished the whole thing, amazing vod! Throwing the baby into the void is a huge mood-

[@Ratsk1n]

Not even 10 minutes in and he already gave the baby 2 concussions. This is going to be great 👍

[@moraelnemr2643]

I just love ranboo's humour.. It's just so funny

[@ariasfave]

I was watching a stream with my friend he made a joke that was terrible and i was laughing crying and she asked what was funny 😭

[@moraelnemr2643]

@@ariasfave lol

[@fish871]

this was actually one of my worst nightmares as a little kid, i was always terrified that my baby brother would turn into a demon

[@whos_avery_]

THE WAY HE GETS SCARED WHEN THAT GAME ACTUALLY STARTS- bless his sweet soul. ALSO JUST FINSIHED WATCHING GL IT WAS REALLY GOOD

[@NotTheBestArtist00]

(1:40:29) Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

[@clkcnasdjhcjibi7236]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

[@meepmorpmix]

@@clkcnasdjhcjibi7236Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

[@ariasfave]

@@meepmorpmixCrazy? I was crazy one. They locked me in a room, a rubber room,a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

[@KiwioftheTropics]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

[@viram3683]

As a babysitter, I can confirm that this game is just a regular Tuesday on the job

[@ariasfave]

2023 ranboo: breaks several plates 2021 ranboo: also breaks several plates

[@Azrael_66666]

he hasn't changed

[@Sunday-Scara]

“I’m gonna be rapping the demons out of this baby” Ranboo 2023

[@ariasfave]

“And the- nope we’re not doing that”

[@CraftyCraft_Bee]

Ranboo: **Plays demon baby game** KZbin: *Five nights at Freddy's*

[@CherryXXCola]

Low-key thought I was going insane when I found out Ranboo got pregnant and had a kid but here we are

[@Molly.may006]

Bro I left for 10 minutes to look after my elderly hamster and when I come back he's fkin brewing potions, gas a man talking to him, there's a robot and the babys on fire...

[@JulietBailey-vh9xi]

Who else loves the "*gasp* Hi chat" at the beginning each stream?

[@victorphtalo]

Ranboo is the best parent ever😂

[@num1ranboofan]

YAAAAAY RANBOO TAKES CARE OF CHAT IN A CHILD FORM

[@Dinomask.owo.]

HELP-

[@num1ranboofan]

@@Dinomask.owo. WDYM HELP-

[@Dinomask.owo.]

@@num1ranboofan I WAS DIEING OF LAUGHTER-

[@num1ranboofan]

@@Dinomask.owo.HHH SORRY

[@AnonymousAnimated]

When he tried to jump off the edge to escape at 45:01 and went back to get the baby I gasped and went "Pitch the baby" 'Cause I thought he would grab the baby and jump off the side with it.

[@DudaBear]

28:20 " guys, stop being CRINGE 👹👹" Chat was talking about the disc war just bc ranboo found a disc 😭💀

[@ariasfave]

“GUYS STOP BEING CREEENGE 👹”

[@Iliketruecrimealot]

Ranboo I think you would be a great parent except for the fact that you would eat sapnaps children

[@NyxStar345]

🤣 ranboo would be a very protective parent I feel.

[@Iliketruecrimealot]

@@NyxStar345 agreed

[@nightshade7636]

Loving the H.P. Lovecraft/Cthulhu references in this game

[@-katbug.]

Anyone gonna talk about the hidden cat in the thumbnail?

[@annadavis7755]

Whoever said Ranboo pulled an Oddyseus is a legend

[@Pebbles0002]

Ranboo attempting to rap will never not be funny

[@axo5495]

Whenever I hear the “gasp hi chat” I feel so happy ☺️

[@samarter7863]

This is literally my job, can’t wait to go back next week and find out the children are demons :)

[@Sylve700]

Oh no Ranboo playing baby in yellow

[@Astro.moondrop]

Ranboo” I GET THE BLUE BIG BALL!” Me:”dirty mind activated”💀💀💀💢💢💢👹👹👹🦆🦆🦆‼️‼️‼️

[@CloudTheAngeloud]

6:48 he’s becoming British! Nappies is the British equivalent to Diapers

[@Gloomy_Vieve]

The game objective says “get a new nappie” pretty sure he was just reading it

[@-katbug.]

Does he still like in the UK?

[@jellyfish5725]

@@-katbug.he does! he just went to the us for genloss

[@ariasfave]

I-I say nappies 😭

[@FelixIsalittlefruity]

Just from the tittle I know this stream will be pure chaos.

[@blissful_unawareness]

newt really got violated by that booster 💀

[@zz3stranger]

Petition for ranboo to play the game “there is no game: wrong dimension” Write a reply for the algorithm! Edit: write a reply for the algorithm

[@CherryXXCola]

Signed

[@0101-f7o]

SIGNED

[@NyxStar345]

Signed

[@Alphishh]

Signed

[@lajimolala3433]

Signed

[@midnight_Star-tc0]

As soon as I saw this I thought "The Demon Child is back"

[@elizadanner1816]

I wish he would wear a maid outfit with a frog hat with sassy nails

[@joannaferguson2642]

💀

[@ag_isbesttt]

This channel is amazing! Watching ranboos steams are always so funny 😂

[@japbstudios]

1:00:10 Okay, gonna start making some lore notes. Baby is Prince, that much is obvious. I think the Cat is the log man. Newt must be erither the ram or the Rabbit. Wait, Newt had to be the Rabbit because YOU'RE the Sheep. Because the books are read out of order. You're the one who's been caring for him. You're the Sheep. And you've been guided by the Rabbit who is Newt. And log guy is kitty. I recall seeing Mark (Markiplier) play this, but I don't recall the castle section. And in fact, I recall him ending an episode after the black cat jumped into the painting. Did he do the castle part but I just don't recall, or did he never get to it? Also how has there not been a Game Theory on this yet? 1:00:35 Oh, okay, Newt is the bot buddy. So not Rabbit. So who's the Rabbit? 1:06:00 You know, I did find it off that there was a robot in the thumbnail. And people in the comments talking replacing the baby for a robot one. 1:08:00 To be fair, it kinda looks like a bunch of switches like that. 1:09:10 Wait, what if there was a guy named Newt and he became the Rabbit. Them to fill his loneliness log guy made N.E.W.T, because the the note was from Newt, not N.E.W.T, which is also what the subtitles said. Hm... 1:18:45 Wait, seeing that food bowl hit me. Where were other dishes on the floor in that kind of first room area. After getting up the elevator right? Near there at least. So was Cat regular Cat then become also log guy? It is Cat just super smart Cat. And log guy is still log guy? Because notice how one of the masks are missing. He said the dolls resemble himself yes? He's the white mask plague doctor. With the yellow robes. Everyone else is missing. Because their masks remain. 1:19:15 Okay, so she's just a really intelligent Cat. Or the Mother? The Rabbit in the storybook was also refered to with she pronouns. Hm.. 1:25:30 And here we are in garden that the Cat showed to the Prince. 1:25:40 Tearing up the garden just like Princey. 1:27:45 The Doctor. AKA log guy.

[@japbstudios]

1:14:30 You guys think we found the new toilet?

[@japbstudios]

1:15:50 Don't put baby with kitty! Kitty doesn't deserve torture! 1:16:25 Oh that turned out better than I expected.

[@japbstudios]

1:23:10 I like how red and green make cyan. Not blue and green. Red.

[@japbstudios]

1:26:50 I like how he gave you the demon eyes but didn't try to stop you from firing it.

[@japbstudios]

1:29:20 It's yellow! Baby's in yellow!

[@CarterC.]

I got so excited when I realized that they were playing this game 😂

[@Mildlyannoy3d]

“God dam it, god dam it he ate it,” and “Oh god the tostie 4000,” 😂. As well as the British “Cheese tostie,”

[@0-0Ashhole0-0]

Im a babysitter and this is actually pretty accurate

[@Angelic_Dream708]

Ranboo giving birth to a demon child was the last thing i expected but okay whatever works for mr boober

[@angelasalazar8278]

This stream was awesome, newt's death was DEVASTATING

[@PianoTiles4life]

Something about a little gremlin child with a love for music discs seems familiar… 🤔

[@Randm_Mnshine]

26:45 Ranboo desperately trying to not make his words sound wrong made me start dying laughing 😂

[@kizuma2425]

I fully believe Ranboo would be great at Hiccup impressions

[@LlSSY_G]

I need parents

[@-katbug.]

Damn..

[@Felix_Felicis.]

27:00 flÆt 👹as FlÃt 👺as you can

[@taemanaku]

RanbooVods its been 3 years where are my children. i havent see. the true sunlight in almost four years save me RanbooVods let me out of youre bunker

[@krietsent]

Can't believe that ranboo is still posting streams from the grave 💔💔💔

[@NyxStar345]

RANBOO IS NOT DEAD 🤣

[@christinaharrington9124]

What the hell do you mean.?!

[@Alive_being]

​@@christinaharrington9124 generation loss Generation loss is a show he started

[@mintqo]

@@NyxStar345ITS A FUCKING JOKE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stitch_saysyiuhavenowifi]

Bro it was fake

[@The_Devil_Child]

I litteraly saw he posted and was like yippee then read the title and was like "wait pause-"

[@kfkenzie9016]

I needed this today. Thanks for uploading today.

[@1ucif3r_h311]

The baby demon switch💀💀💀

[@Smiley_kels]

Ranboo is the best parent ever

[@Crimson_create]

Hi ranbooo! Ranboo is a great guy! Parent to Tommy and Michael he’s great! To baby in yellow.. good luck.

[@Crimson_create]

“YOU TRIED TO SEND MY SOUL TO THE NEVER ENDING CHAMBER OF HELL! YOU TRIED TO PUT ME IN THE GOD DM* MAIL BOX!”

[@lelly_sso_official]

never knew ranboo would be such a great mom ^^ trying to put babies in ovens :DD

[@gizmotheunicorn791]

gets loked in the kitchen calls the child 'it' instead of he or they

[@wilzzyxx]

I was guessing he’s playing baby in yellow cuz of the demon baby thing 💀

[@Chico_Pizza]

47:41 lol I love that part

[@wizzo6969ooo]

When i saw the image for this video, i knew exactly what game ranboo was going to play.

[@NyxStar345]

Same.

[@Max_thebeloved]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed the cat in the tv in the thumbnail.

[@-katbug.]

I SAW IT!

[@EyeliveNur_]

I can imagine ranboo being a dad

[@RoseyEhe]

Are we not gonna talk about that one donation that said “bro pulled an Odysseus”

[@Issy_the_Editor]

1:18:13 Jaw…. *DROPPED*

[@Platom-vq3to]

first stream i completely watched without getting my parents mad

[@Mang0Daisy]

You could say that baby is pretty FIRED up! kekekekeke

[@freakclef]

1:16:58 For everyone’s enjoyment I’m going to leave this here

[@KITTYYYYYYisTHATu]

I love demon babies and cheese toasty makers

[@Gudetama_Gacha]

Who also loves ranboo and watched him for a long time🤚

[@gracieb5944]

🤚

[@MI4UZERZZ_]

🤚

[@L0G4N_W0LV3R1NE]

🤚

[@LavenderPancakesUwU]

🤚🏻

[@mari_isGenLost]

🤚

[@Max28454]

Ranboo? HAH more like mOmBoO (bad joke moment-)

[@PS_Girl_Gamer]

I almost cried when Newt died, he was my Favorite character in this game. Poor Newt but at the same time, this was an awesome game!❤😊

[@americano_joah-joah]

55:24 MY GUY THATS THE WRONG LIGHTT 💀💀💀💀💀

[@Farway_fox]

Ranboo time.

[@Qu1bbl3]

42:36 Avoiding spoilers 😎😎

[@iumityt3905]

5:30 game starts

[@periwink7932]

Thanks so much!

[@erindunn-ot3sb]

This was hilarious 😂 Also, wanted to thank you Ranboo, you and your friends really helped me through a hard time. You will probably never know me, but thank you. Keep being you

[@royallygray]

27:08 i wish i were flat

[@frootysauce]

me fr

[@GOLDFIZHHH]

YEEAAAAAA PARENT SIMULATOR TO DEAL WITH CHAT BETTER 👹👹👹

[@_r3d_hu3d_gh0ul_]

parentboo real

[@Clarke-z1q]

STREAM WAS GREAT!

[@Francine143]

My friend was saying that the dsmp isn’t that great ,so I started spamming gifs i found online and now she wants to block me :)

[@BraceletBliss2]

The baby in the yellow floating in the air before the saying a of curled horns* Me: vecna gotchu?

[@Virosa_aminita]

Just like normal parenting

[@erin.artemis]

(spoliers for the vod) NOOOOOOOO IM SO SAD ABOUT NEWT DD: THE BROKEN HEART ON HIS FINAL PAPER AND THE MESSAGE "Newt is gone" JUST GOT MEEEE- He was the best robot :( They better bring him back in future episodes or I will riot /hj Anyway, peaking of other episodes... this is a really cool game!! I really like where they're going with the lore, and Ican't wait to see more of it!