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[@shaun5328]

Nordern and his clan should have a face-off with the ZF clan on CSGO

[@thedenseone6443]

That would be some top-tier shit

[@noahgettheboat5261]

Oh yes

[@AStaff-gh4vo]

Liked your comment - we must make this idea as visible as possible

[@jdreyes3745]

Cue Edberg murdering everyone...regardless of side

[@ollycooper8842]

Is that fair if so they should do a flash bang only round

[@Jmcgee1125]

That crosshair exists somewhere between "stupid" and "good." Read: It's terrible.

[@applehack97]

that crosshair is good for smoke lineups, not so much for aiming tho

[@julianviefers6703]

@@applehack97 its just getting used to, any crosshair can work for if you know how to use it

[@Jmcgee1125]

@@julianviefers6703 Try my thicc boi Alpha Crosshair. cl_crosshairthickness 10 (iirc)

[@doggo00]

@@julianviefers6703 then go use crosshair 0 in the console

[@thatguybrody4819]

there is the let the hand of stalin guide your shot crosshair. no lines, just the words across your screen.

[@happygrunt4789]

"Do you think people get medals for not disarming bombs?" Yes, it's called a purple heart.

[@cheezdoza5552]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@sneakysnek2185]

Maybe a bronze star.

[@shiny3380]

Also, if it's disarmed improperly its suddenly not their problem anymore

[@dekkuboboo8486]

Horace: "someone gave me a boomerang for christmas but i dont want it" Herbert: "why dont you throw it away?" Horace: "ive been trying to for the last fortnight"

[@necchirivas1536]

i just learned what means fortnight! i feel so proud of myself

[@jukki10]

@@necchirivas1536 I just googled fortnight and my mind has been blown

[@slycooper1001]

2 weeks

[@Arvidus89]

Me: "These guys keep screaming, insulting and shooting each other every other second. Are they really friends?" Video: 8:30 Me: "Yeah, they're friends"

[@kyleingalls4826]

That’s why I love playing games on Xbox because you meet random people who can just mess around and have fun like that

[@dipity7827]

I see Nordern's crew and ZF went to the same school of aiming.

[@valhallastiger2960]

Whats that pray and spray

[@13owl]

Especially that flashbang class

[@ardantop132na6]

Spray control!

[@buffman7253]

Nordern crew is part of the ZF

[@oddacity5883]

You can’t play braindead when you have no brain

[@MotiPlays]

Random neighbour goes BRRRRRRRTTTTT

[@OVH_Schultz]

Must be a Romanian in the morning or late in the evening. Maybe even a Bulgarian.

[@Tuttle86]

It sounded like an A10 was firing its GAU next to you.

[@razvy6949]

@@OVH_Schultz Yep

[@Tony-pm5xo]

There are latitude lines shorter than your crosshair. Jesus...

[@kyleingalls4826]

The worst part is the crosshairs changes almost every clip!

[@jamesharding3459]

Technically latitude 90* north and 90* are of exactly zero length, but point taken.

[@applehack97]

-mom, can we have ZF Clan? +we already have ZF Clan at home *ZF Clan at home:*

[@cheezdoza5552]

This makes perfect sense holy shit

[@draconicreconcile]

"Nyetflix" Send her to the gulag.

[@eatingyourselfalive]

this is top notch quarantine videos honestly the replayability is insane on each one of your videos and I'm pretty sure i've rewatched your entire arma antics series at least 5 times god bless you hope you're safe

[@bridge2far927]

Search up sovietwomble

[@eatingyourselfalive]

@@bridge2far927 Ah trust me I've already watched those several hundred times

[@bridge2far927]

@@eatingyourselfalive ok dad

[@Al_Pantalone]

Nordern: *throws a flashbang* Also Nordern: "Lemme get a good look at tha... oh dammit not again!"

[@Starcatplays]

I have the best victory Screech.

[@sybrensirp1]

i agree

[@masonwolf1934]

Facts.

[@opticalduck2587]

Btw what sound clip did you use for your victory screech?

[@SubZeroMarineMegaMan]

@@opticalduck2587 Predator roar.

[@chloroform1526]

Yes

[@dagger_bg]

yeah the bulgarian space program is still in its early development in several years maybe we will be ready with a proper launch site or at least a blueprint of one

[@oldfrend]

seems to me their space program consists of a pack of c4 and an idiot XD

[@dagger_bg]

don't go so hard on moti

[@nostradamusofgames5508]

1:19 fun fact you DO get a participation medals in the military! such as the "Good Conduct" Medal for being a good little boy for 2 or 3 years of service ^^

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

1:00 nice ace. *_now repeat 664 times just to reach gold rank_*

[@Jaybird_102]

Nice ace

[@purpleserenity137]

"It is all aboard the down rank train." Nodern, you are going to be stuck in Silver status for a long time and somehow, it will be pure luck that you manage to get out of Silver rank. Considering you aced an entire team like it was nothing. XD

[@joshuagriffiths92]

i am more triggered by the inconsistent cross hair than the entire screen cross hair.

[@thatguybrody4819]

the enemy can't predict my shot patterns if not even i know what i'm going to shoot with.

[@Scuggish]

4:30 "Victory screech" (Opens a portal to the underworld)

[@Gojonnogo16]

That nyetflix joke made me laugh... I'm disappointed in myself

[@sarcastic_slob]

I gonna add that joke in My Book "how to annoy your friends/partner 101"

[@Gojonnogo16]

@@sarcastic_slob It actually made my friends laugh too

[@prollins6443]

I thought it sounded like Nep saying it, but I'm not sure

[@gradientleech7636]

Your becoming more like womble every video But im still enjoying it Btw it’s not a bad thing

[@prollins6443]

And my comment will show up about as often as a Soviet Womble video! Nordern does have a better upload schedule.

[@luissantiago5163]

Morning dude. Appreciate another upload. Love the vids

[@leodavis4242]

Ok but that nietflix joke was top tier. That was hilarious. I didn't see it coming at all

[@kaih_the_viewer]

0:55 - 1:04 norden: omai wamo shinderu the entire enemy team: NANI

[@myjunkertravels6897]

That sneeze classifies as Aboose.

[@VonSketcher]

7:18 I don't hear a drill, but something much worse... closing your eyes makes it a lot more worse...

[@kyleingalls4826]

Someone being anally pounded at Mach 4

[@djshag277]

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS NEXT STATİON:ANAL DEVASTATİON

[@lots0bots]

I just got my first gaming pc yesterday and then you upload CS. Perfect timing, I'm gonna use this video as a guide on how to play

[@commanderstorm8874]

Tip use this a do not do guide not a do guide

[@MagicalGeekMV]

I can feel the madness spreading

[@bastianbudiman4875]

That crosshairs provides accuracy stats to at least +9999 points '-')b + nordern grenade skills are remarkable as always XD

[@catweed360]

The flash bang at 8:11 was perfectly time for an ad on my end. The flash gos of and intently an ad for taco Bell starts to play.

[@antonsaiko]

Nordern: barely every gets hit Me: pulverized before I can even see the enemy

[@skelettohnebizeps7120]

4:58 It was nice playing against you m8

[@shadowderpy1671]

Lmao as soon as the flashbang went off so did a google chrome ad and the transition was perfect lmao

[@OtakuGamingsRandomChannel]

I wonder when Womble an Northern will be in one video again o3o

[@legoworris]

Have they been in the same video before?

[@davidallendominden4948]

@@legoworris they've been together in some arma videos from both channels

[@legoworris]

@@davidallendominden4948 cool, do you know wich?

[@davidallendominden4948]

@@legoworris m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/a2qom6qagr6hitE Nordern can be heard at the end m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4CwnmRvgKp0o9U

[@legoworris]

@@davidallendominden4948 Thanks!

[@jacobbrown7547]

That last joke was so bad my headphone restarted themselves to forget it

[@Kitsune1989]

7:43 that's when you message then back and tell them "it's not cheating if I'm not actually in a relationship with you". It's great for making them do a wtf.

[@reaperking6680]

0:54 The Epic Throw

[@skoto8310]

Why do I feel like whenever you lot play something its a contest to see who manages to be the most oblivious. Aside from Nordern of course, he has no competition in that category.

[@rhino2960]

7:08 HEHEY IT IS VADIM BLYAT! XD

[@mtfe-1139]

Norden is almost like Soviet, they never fail to entrain me.

[@ActuallyHappy]

I am comment

[@lurtztheorc]

Cheater :)

[@tombstonesoda9122]

I am reply

[@daisy-m766]

I am bread

[@Gonroamin]

Grim EoD joke - Guy asks if the EoD gets nervous about being wrong when defusing a bomb. EoD guy shakes his head, 'I'm either right, or it's very suddenly not a problem anymore.'

[@Plasma438]

Love it. Alternative title: Nordern Strike: Salt and Pain

[@HAunderscoreVE]

I felt bad that my reaction time in CS is around 950ms.. but your vid made me feel so much better about that :D

[@quebec__12]

ZF and Nordern's clan would be an epic faceoff

[@icicle_ai9748]

Good morning. Always good to start off the day with a fresh and hot mug of csgo bullshit in the morning. Thank you for this blessing

[@teambrrrt]

Nordern couldn't throw a rock into a lake if his life depended on it.

[@xxrolloutxx1143]

I was having a bad day but this actually made me smile so thanks Nordern

[@richiss]

One antic a day keeps The depression away

[@RalphieRex]

Nordern: CSGO is the most infuriating game ever. League of Legends: Allow me to introduce myself

[@blaidddrwg-ye9dy]

Legit question. What's with the crosshairs? Is it like a modern or in game option for massive green ones cause that better than the white ones for visibility

[@rocket_sensha4337]

Pretty sure its an ingame thing. I seen Other youtubers have used aswell. Many find it awfull while others actually find it usefull to better orientate the vertical axis.

[@oflunar_client7204]

That victory screech sounded like a T-rex or something

[@mikek1240]

'there guun, there left right......!!' classic

[@nicolasnv8422]

HAPPY BIRTH DAY Nordern AND NORWAY!!!!

[@Benjamin-du6kr]

I want you to know I sat through a five minute long anime ad just so you get all the support. Also got the noti 15 minutes ago.

[@Nordern]

It is incredibly appriciated, like genuinely, people watching AD's are the reason i can do this near full time, so thank you!

[@thorhansen1318]

Norden jeg elsker dine videoer, de sjove, geniale og redder min dag, forsæt det gode arbejde 😁

[@repdebt]

>BTR-60 >pug of the *tank* world good job

[@codyharrison8447]

Loved the bad pun at the end

[@willowtherock]

He blinded himself with a flashbang and instantly I got a Google Chrome ad

[@razelcanukbacon1160]

Norden evil laugh is to much😂

[@ericwlezniak2081]

Monster seems like a fun gal.

[@opticalduck2587]

That damn victory screech though

[@yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095]

At this point nordern is just a sovietwomble that posts more

[@JackTheR3aper]

7:15-7:40 ... Is that Vadim making himself a nusiance on a channel other than Boris'?

[@SeanForge]

In the words of the boris,, VADIM BLYAT !!!!!!

[@unknown20005]

1 year later i forgot about this video and nordern gets an ace see i told you guys he can toggle and my god the lag is making my spelling as bad as moti's

[@RAMZAVFX]

Nobody: Sophia: *Daddy pfp*

[@petrchar2852]

This is great, he's like Soviet but less british, more uploads and sometimes actually good in the game.

[@fateunknown9]

Me: (hears drilling) VADIM BLYAT!

[@_2nd_Name_Pak_]

In Russia we don't even watch Netflix, we have ivi

[@Abi-chanFictionFan]

Fairly sure that this "victory screech" at 4:31 is actually a Predator roar (Yautja) 😆😆😆

[@Nordern]

It is indeed!

[@Abi-chanFictionFan]

@@Nordern Nailed it ! 😆

[@SnipingMachines]

Wishing you a blessed future 🙏🙏

[@demonicgamer8666]

Nordern should've pressed Ctrl+enter

[@0010SPARROW]

That flash in 8:12 transitioned into an ad for me... They are evolving and I hate it

[@efftohd]

A video without any garbage sponsorships? It's a fucking miracle!

[@FARBerserker]

Nyetflix.... grooaan! XD ^^

[@skyloryunsc]

I see that Mocksybren have the Halo music !! For the UNSC !!! And the Spartan Group Omega !!!!!

[@shileror1203]

*Victory Screech* CALL THE EGZORCIST

[@leadontaste7261]

Me: *russian* Sophia: *NyetFlix* Me: *rofling around*

[@sharon8567]

Modern when you kill the whole team that was very funny 😂😂😂😂

[@khaisinclair2798]

I watched this video while sober, and without sound... Moral of the Story: Nordern's content is much more funny and worthwhile if you view it WITH sound... and while drunk. Edit: Side note, I've never been motivated to play CS:Go, more than seeing that these hijinks can be had.... with friends, and while drunk. MAIN OBJECTIVE: Achieve friends, Also, never had to correct my own typos this much. 9th shot of vodka, GOOOO!!!! =D

[@erikwoodruff5643]

Everyone says Nordern and his friends should face off against Sovietwomble and ZF, but I think two teams made from mixing the two would be better

[@mickmcgovern4814]

"I'm and american. I'm the minority." That probably goes under the list of things he didn't think he would ever say or hear.

[@hartjewellery]

Nordern a programme called primary lock stops your game from minimizing when you flick :]

[@kongen-4649]

this is like watching soviet wombe, but worse.... The comedy is fucking golden

[@immaturedemolitions8220]

The drill sounds like someone letting a loud fart rip

[@dannypeck96]

1:22 thats called a purple heart

[@rhysb7228]

Nordern is like a cross of Fitz and Sovietwomble.

[@theavigeek]

Hey Nordern nice video when you get the chance can you maybe record another war thunder video?

[@atlasdgen]

Nordern plays CSGO like when I play horror games.... Minimizing the game after a jumpscare...

[@RoPoem]

This is really entertaining.

[@blackjack2526]

Finally, an entertainment in these trying times... Well done, my discount-Sovietwomble. Well fuckin' done.

[@commanderpauline2763]

JESUS NORDEN I CAN LANED A PLANE ON THOSE CROSSHAIRS

[@EyeOfJanuary]

Victory screech... *Proceeds to summon satan*

[@kendicus7640]

Nobody : Leviathans in Subnautica : 4:34

[@tom_disagrees451]

I think they also struggle with the bomb defusing They get tempted to mill each other when that happens

[@FMHikari]

Love your crosshair, going to use that from now on lol

[@Nordern]

cl_crosshairsize 9999

[@SneakyShika]

At 8:10 whe he flashes himself. The white screen seamlessly went to a stadia commercial. Almost thought it was a meme

[@rubenhoogendoorn7881]

U should get dual monitors tools so u don’t click out of the game

[@templarknightandweservethe8362]

Victory screech *Predator noises*

[@hmshood319]

How do you even get a crosshair like that, looks pretty good

[@Nordern]

cl_crosshairsize 9999 there's also a setting for the "t" but i can't remember the console command for it

[@hmshood319]

@@Nordern Bloody hell! Instant reply on a 9 month old video from the creator himself. Thanks, I might finally be able to see where I am aiming for once.