Random Jokes | Stand Up Comedy by Karunesh Talwar

These are jokes I had never planned to upload, but because we're all in quarantine , I thought aapko yeh de deta hoon. Sound aur video quality thodi upar-neeche hai, sorry about that.
I upload new content daily on Instagram, follow me @karuneshtalwar
Video Production - Nanak Bhatia, Abhishek Bhutwani (ClassClown)
Sound Recording, Mixing and Mastering - Sohaill Gandhi
Artist Management - Savinay Shetty, Nayantara Kumar (Misfits Inc.)
Venue - Canvas Laugh Club, the Habitat
Written and performed by Karunesh Talwar

[@KaruneshTalwar]

Guys, thank you so much for watching! Mera plan nahi tha inn jokes ko upload karne ka, par Coronavirus ki vajah se pata nahi kab main agla video shoot karke daal paaun. Waise bhi bohat time ho gaya tha channel pe naya content daale hue. Toh maine socha ki pehle ke shows se kuch unreleased jokes daal doon. Hope you guys enjoy this :)

[@yashshrivastava1648]

Samosa

[@mohammadfaizanhashmi4213]

Who is the most stupid PM of the world

[@haniyyahnajeebuddin2493]

Bro, kitne baar ek hi baat bologe. We get it, tum nahin daalne waale the lekin virus ne majboor kardiya. We love your humour, so it doesn't matter what order it is or what category it comes under. Waking up to this, is in itself happiness. Thank you for making us laugh in such times.

[@boysoverr]

Bhot achha kia ☺️ ham v bor ho rhe hai 😂

[@writabanchakraborty8792]

Great content and great effort Boss. Kam se kam meeting k beech beech me hass lunga :-D

[@thewintersoldier7]

His jokes are really sharp and cuts deep just like his surname.

[@mayesh007]

Epic 😂😂

[@bunkleyy]

Lol

[@farazsayyed3968]

Kaatil comment 🤘❤

[@986manav]

I feel obliged to like your commentt

[@murlidharsinghsardar8942]

Jabbardast

[@prachis4913]

Why isnt anyone talking about his SINGING SKILLS??? You sir, are so multi talented !!!

[@dibyendudas4607]

Bang on👌

[@iamkrishanggupta]

Binod

[@tanishajhanji4780]

@@iamkrishanggupta he bhagwaan😂😂

[@iamkrishanggupta]

@@tanishajhanji4780 Tanisha if you want to pls watch some of my dubsmashes too. They are on my channel

[@sahilsawant9193]

he was in a band ig?

[@ishandraws8884]

Also elon musk :- sends tesla in space😂😭 Seriously, love that guy

[@jb.senpai9254]

He is a legend.🔥

[@mayankjain4364]

I really like your women empowerment jokes..have deep meaning and its still the reality of all houses..:)

[@twinklearora3110]

It's good atleast some men understand this reality while majority are in denial.

[@VinodKumar-ov6jd]

Toxix indian masculinity:(

[@ironicmanas5449]

@@VinodKumar-ov6jd लूल

[@cerciaslytherin6845]

Right!! I think he's the only male comic who does those. Mostly comics just make fun of their hypothetical girlfriends 😂

[@29subhra]

It is the reality agreed.

[@adityagt38]

These artists are such good people. A lot of them are releasing content online that they didn't actually plan on releasing anytime soon, just to help us cope with the situation in a better way. Thank you so much, man! Much love! :)♥️

[@Explorer_indy89]

Stop assuming stuff dude

[@sarthakkhurana4530]

@@Explorer_indy89 well no doubt he is humble and a great artist but on the other side they are capitalising this situation which is right in each and every way

[@randomguy1897]

@@sarthakkhurana4530 vada pao

[@sarthakkhurana4530]

@@randomguy1897 Kanda bhajiya pav🌚

[@ViratNimesh]

Aditya Gupta very right bhai!

[@Divyesh_Sinha]

When his random jokes are better than most stand up shows😂

[@rabiyadav2604]

I think giving personal opinions all the time is not stand-up. This is my personal opinion. He and every one should try different ways.

[@suman5525]

All r equally funny

[@ChiragMalik4]

@@rabiyadav2604 sabhi jokes personal opinion aur past experiences pe hi hote hai. Bina personal opinion ke joke kaise banayega?

[@rabiyadav2604]

@@ChiragMalik4 joke ke liye criticism jruri ho gya h bhai inke liye. Jinke liye criticism base nhi h wo sare comedian inse bahot upar h

[@KPLChannel]

@@suman5525 🔥 obviously bro Nice opinion Kher guys please can i get 1 subscribe Thanks 🔥💐👍

[@morbid.69]

Man, i just woke up right now and saw this. Best start of the day.

[@shubhi4147]

Seriously!

[@pep8221]

@@shubhi4147 can we go on a date?

[@pep8221]

@Prashant Sharma How many fathers you have Prashant?

[@morbid.69]

Yo wait, guys what about a threesome? Im a guy tbh xD jk jk jk

[@theagnitaacharya4217]

Even I just woke up rit now N watching this sipping coffee. 😎

[@LumberingJuggernaut]

That Himesh observation was such a sharp and clever bit!

[@Vineet0k]

1:00 I've made it guys

[@pidli_si_batien]

😂😂😂

[@payaldhauria5483]

Good for you dude... doing great!!😂

[@thunderzagario7215]

*I've won, but at what cost*

[@geek7227]

*"Chilla rha hai, isko aata hoga kuch."* Indian mindset in a nutshell.

[@shubhamsemwalvns]

The former was the most educated PM ever

[@suryansh0075]

@@shubhamsemwalvns idiot

[@adithyaramesh5634]

@@suryansh0075 vada pav

[@mjpieee]

@@suryansh0075 Idli

[@logan7816]

😂

[@shrutid.lawate5139]

I love how you went from himesh to politics. 😂

[@kvs1678]

shruti lawate XX Sc ah hjijrffjj

[@shivamshukla6539]

Wada pav

[@alokbaluni8760]

That's why it's *Random*

[@vivekdwivedi7929]

Samosa and chatni...😜

[@Manoeuvrey]

Content ki kami

[@leenamadan2682]

Please make this a thing where we respond to trolls with 'vada pao' 😂

[@SchoolOfStoics]

This should become the new trend reply to trolls using random n weird words

[@chetanbsonawane]

True it needs to trend

[@ishpreetdang0]

Vada pao

[@Nobody1991]

Bhadwa Pao

[@vardhman]

Definitely

[@sushmitabehera4143]

He always look beach ready 😂

[@Akhaada]

Imagine Sanjeev, and Vineet being real friends..

[@ABHIJITKUMARPANDEY]

This is why I'm paying for internet ♥️♥️♥️

[@varunkebooks]

Awesome. How do we pay him

[@faizanadib06]

Get a life dude

[@ABHIJITKUMARPANDEY]

@@varunkebooks we give him support and watching. We're the audience he can earn because KZbin has money he has audience

[@ripudamansharma5990]

internshala.com/the-grand-summer-internship-fair?

[@notaweeb4177]

@@faizanadib06 yeah sure, work during lockdown

[@shashankshekharsingh1564]

I think we should Clap for him too 😂😂

[@nitinthakur6569]

Thaali bajao bhai k liye😂

[@Ayush-tf6pt]

Go karuna go!

[@TEXAS2459]

N for him we shd do 10 mins clap

[@TEXAS2459]

@@Ayush-tf6pt looollll

[@shivm6092]

Too Baja le taliya comment me kyo hag raha h

[@wahidrejuan1153]

" wo dusra earth bana raha hey, sim card nehi" 🤣🤣🤣 You Are Great bro... Big Fan

[@SahilStillSings]

Himesh piece was the best. 😂 Didn't think that man still had so much more to give.

[@komalsharmapc]

What a wonderful stand up comedian ! We need more like him who can actually deliver a positive message through stand up comedy and speeches

[@srikarreddy1751]

I was cutting onions. While listening to this... My parents were confused... Seeing me laughing with tears in my eyes.. Big fan man❤️... Great writing

[@nafisaali6094]

This comment got me, i dont even kno why😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ameeeen1310]

Since you git 69 likes I'm not gonna like your comment ......if you know you know 😁

[@amritchandra1613]

This was really an Aston Martin made out of Bentley performance.

[@motar4555]

Loved that car man😍😍😍😍

[@Cookingwithpratibhaaaaa]

I was just repeated it..and see what i saw😂😂😂

[@sumit44676]

"Letna" is the option right now.

[@varunkebooks]

When u realize your normal life was called quarantine.

[@rishi_1003]

@@varunkebooks **chuckles in introvert**

[@manavladdha3033]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate his intelligence. I watch a lot of standups and haven't come across any comic who has better delivery and content than you.. amazing 👏

[@Shome2049]

*This was the time when ONLY talented stand up comedians were popular.*

[@mohammadrayyanmohsin8910]

Isi saal ki hai

[@differentangle1]

Yeh woh aadmi hain jo present mein nostalgia mein zee raha hain

[@mohammadrayyanmohsin8910]

@@differentangle1 Ha ha lol

[@MonsoonBags]

@@differentangle1 yehi baate toh baad me yaad aayegi

[@sohanbijwar3532]

@@MonsoonBags abey jeene toh de Palo Ko pehle. Pal ke bich mai tu bolta rehta hai

[@VinitTibrewal]

KZbin recommends this video. KZbin: Was this a good recommendation? Me: Absolutely! You're are a rockstar, Karunesh!

[@federerdada]

4:36 Bro only thing that came to my mind was " Bina hand sanitize/wash ke haath mooh mein daala"😲 Very funny jokes btw #Corona

[@mecss8910]

Shukar hai gay joke suna ne ke baad sirf haath mooh mein daala :D

[@KPLChannel]

@@mecss8910 😂 Obviously bro video purane h Kher guys please can i get 1 subscribe Thanks 🔥💐👍

[@vivipyt]

You just relaxed my mind in this situation, with such intelligent and crisp jokes!! Thank you Karunesh!😁

[@vinayakpraveen2980]

"chila rha hai isse aata hoga kuchh" OH MY GODDD that was soooo funnyyyyyy!!!

[@ombakpriy]

7:51 he was like " hun" we were like nahi 🤣🤣

[@poorvap1995]

That himesh reshamiya bit was awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️

[@daniyalpathan3525]

Dude if these are random jokes then i want a complete series of these jokes🙌🙌. Loved it 😅😂😂😂

[@whatwelookitsmiracle6023]

Karunesh Talwar is like a kid who was never let to express his opinions and so he keep making notes of it all, always, every bollywood movie, every family function he was that left out kid who was always quietly observing, and then bamm! Paap ka ghada fhuut gya..

[@vikasarora1009]

Aisa Kya bura lag gaya 😁😀😁😂

[@HimadriRoy23011997]

@@vikasarora1009 Vada Pav 😆

[@HimadriRoy23011997]

Vada Pav 😆

[@vikasarora1009]

@@HimadriRoy23011997 😁😀😁😁👏👏👍

[@manjunathbg9728]

Dude this is ultimate. I laughed at every single joke. 😆

[@kritimishra2950]

That amitabh ji one nd prime minister one😂😂..man u can turn a crying person laughing😂😂🤣👍👍

[@prodbynasir]

Whenever i ask my frnds to plan a trip they be like:-Bhaai kasol chate hai phukenge maza aayega😂

[@Dhhu333]

Bhai ek baar hash brownie kha ke dekh waha ke, duniya palat jayegi

[@prodbynasir]

@OTAY OTAY 😂

[@KishoreDayani]

mazaa aa gaya 😁

[@naginfinity9748]

*The only comment you have written* Noticed!

[@gokulg9474]

Vada paav

[@veerratha947]

Did u guys observe the starting declaration, he said Stay home stay safe let jaao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashmitatripathy07]

Himesh part was just amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NidzShah-ps6kr]

The Himesh bit though 😂😂😂 I just died at that

[@aviatorxpert]

4:27 probably the last time you had put your finger in your mouth without sanitizing your hand 😁

[@chillndie]

Kannav Gautam that time no one even knows what the fcuk is Corona ? 😂

[@aviatorxpert]

@@chillndie exactly 😁

[@mumbaidental]

Really great work ,I loved it.

[@shreyasshelke317]

Sir is it compulsory to have salt in every toothpaste

[@thors_hammer]

2:25 Usi sim card se tera views aa rha hai.

[@Dhhu333]

Baat to pate ki hai bhai tu ne

[@pradyumnamohapatra5357]

Vadapav

[@sarthakkhurana4530]

Desh bhakti wildin 🤯

[@jahnulahon7614]

Vada Pav

[@lokeshchandak3660]

Sambhar Wada!!1!

[@sitwithsethia8533]

You completely nailed it. Laughed hilariously😂

[@aayushdixit7529]

Now Elon Musk is also making sim card🤣🤣

[@RahulSharma-vp1fv]

"Vada Pav" Best Random Response Ever 😂

[@scream9401]

9:14 that laughing sound was most funniest part

[@anveegsinha4120]

I feel sorry for any viewer named vineet😂

[@singhash508]

See Likes 69* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jimmyhopkins5145]

Binod

[@720subscriberswithrandomvi6]

@@jimmyhopkins5145 बिनोद

[@raazsoni8309]

binod

[@edwingames4543]

Bara pao

[@kshitijshrivastava8730]

Oh man! As soon as I saw this template with "1day ago", I was like "Are bhai aagya apna 😍". Died laughing seeing him at 4AM. One of the standards of comedian. 👌😂😂

[@prachiagarwal2936]

I just love you man. The only comedian in India who makes sense and still makes us laugh. Lots of love to you.

[@sagarnino778]

Quarantine just got a whole lot better 🤣

[@NoThing-ec9km]

R u quarantine

[@kapilsurve8638]

@@NoThing-ec9km what do you think that has another meaning 🤨

[@NoThing-ec9km]

@@kapilsurve8638 now a days people use heavy and trending words just for show...

[@mohammedyaqubshaikh4734]

Last one on internet trolls was my favourite 👍👍👍😂😂😂😂 ek number

[@TanmoyNan]

5:27 best joke

[@kathikadas850]

Lol

[@kanakraj7167]

one of my most favourite stand-up comedian Karunesh Talwar 👍👍

[@NickXtreme]

Dude hatsoff to you. New era of Standup. Great Content.👍👍👍👍

[@saurabhkatake1015]

❤️❤️ Quarantine just got better.❤️❤️ I wish his video never ends. Love. Tere liye to Amazon prime liya Bhai Maine.

[@hemanthrajhanish4459]

9:14 did somebody hear that weird laugh ?😂😂

[@animalmasti4991]

Was about to mention that

[@adithyaramesh5634]

@@animalmasti4991 vada pav

[@animalmasti4991]

@@adithyaramesh5634 wt vada pav?

[@animalmasti4991]

Oh the reference!!

[@anshukamath674]

Nice obsv. haan..!! 😂😂.. The most interesting of all the bullshit comments..!!

[@tarkovsky69]

Extremely funny man. You're consistently political which is difficult and spectacular. Your growth seems very different from many other comics, your foundation seems way stronger than others. Lambe race ke ghode lag rahe ho. Very Louis c k (hopefully only in your humour)👌🏽. Keep it up dost!

[@anujsharma1975]

💯 like

[@Executor8]

Consistently political🤔🤔🤔

[@vikramdahiya3431]

I love the way he gave joke delivery. Sudden change in face expressions, Love it dude.

[@tanishajhanji4780]

6:34 aye haaye chi😂😂😂amazing expression man😂😂😂👌👌

[@weirdo221B]

Humare naye Makanmalik...bade sahab!!🤣🤣🤣 Creativity level- Karunesh Talwar🙇‍♀️

[@kadambarisawant5714]

Another good thing which came out of Quarantine ✨✨ ♥️

[@kvs1678]

Kadambari Sawant Baby Palm Tree (Leena)

[@Reyhaang]

Karunesh yar you're the most amazing underdog of stand-up industry you deserve more. You always met the expectations

[@devanshbukharia9979]

I am daignosed with corona and I watched all of his videos and it just made me so happy from inside like I wasnt even suffering from this disease

[@farhanalishahid1]

The laugh at 7:34 makes it even more hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@churnibhattacharyya2462]

Trust me... He's the best comedian out there

[@crashy1112]

Bro check out shridhar v. Hes great too

[@yashraj7007]

How can I trust you? 😂

[@crashy1112]

@@yashraj7007 just check it out🤣

[@cheduptsheringbhutia4895]

Varun Grover, Tanmay Bhatt, Kunal kamra what about these guys

[@Nikhil-l5k2x]

@@cheduptsheringbhutia4895 politics wale chutiye jokes,,,,anubhav singh bassi , abhishek upmanyu ,aakash gupta,best hai.....kyoki neutral hai...

[@vishalahuja2136]

"India ko subtle emotions ki kadar nhi h ....... Right bro... hit a like if u agree

[@adithyaramesh5634]

Vada pav

[@utkarshgoel7348]

“Bas let jaana chahiye” - Kisko pta tha ye Line ek din ADVICE ban jayegi....

[@talwarchouhan2998]

Hey karunesh if we both weren't straight and if I married you i would be call Talwar talwar Ps :- just a joke for your upcoming show 🤣😅😆

[@tusharbathla1959]

😂😂😂😂

[@alokbaluni8760]

How do you know he is straight 😏

[@talwarchouhan2998]

@@alokbaluni8760 ohh sorry bro I forgot It's her choice

[@elclassicogoveend2698]

But if surname goes otherwise, then he will even lose the one he has now 😁

[@maanyashukla326]

@@talwarchouhan2998 haan but sexuality isnt a choice. People dont choose to be gay, they're born as such...

[@brothergunns5055]

Mars pe jaake bhi sim card toh use karna parega na. 🌚😂

[@yusraa_ak]

I can feel that keeda on my neck when you sing like him😂

[@vikramdharmi9986]

A moti.... Abe o kali.. A moti.. Woo Hoo🤣🤣

[@omkarnikam4050]

Quarantine day 6... Finally happiest 10 mins😂😂♥️

[@AS_QuickShorts]

I really laughed a lot. Thank you 😊

[@diptangshubej2245]

Him : makes political jokes Twitter account : ah shit here we go again

[@Navyguy]

*if his Unreleased Jokes are this Lit think about what will his Released Jokes be* 👌👍❤

[@mars-uu3bu]

I really liked the gay pride joke hehe I completely agree with him that's the reason that I can't come out to my parents as a gay teen

[@haneul_o384]

I hope you will get the courage one day , I'm a bisexual she/her , and i came out to my parents about it 4 year ago , at that time they ignored me and my dad even hitted me , but i still came out a year ago again to my mum she was shocked but she understood me , she was against it but i said If i liked a girl i will marry her and not come back home if you care that much about your society but i hope you will find your partner

[@tromboner6061]

@@haneul_o384 But it would be tough for you to find a partner of compatible/similar sexual orientation right? What's your plan for it.

[@harshbhatt2481]

You should have attended the Lucknow parade

[@haneul_o384]

@@tromboner6061 hey i know this is late but I'm also a demibisexual and idk if it's just me but i think that the time will tell , i am not keen on dating because of past bad experience's , and also I'm planning to move abroad in a few years, so maybe I'll find someone there but it's that if i don't find it , it's cool as I'm pretty much laidback about romance and relationships .

[@MintyMegha]

Intellectual and mainstream! Was there for your Kolkata show, when the uncle next to me really captured your calm! I am grateful we have you to champion Feminism, amongst other things, while navigating your way through the industry. That, I'm sure isn't easy! Go you! 🌈

[@kvs1678]

Sanjukta Sarkar cat

[@siba79manik]

Vada pav

[@snehaupadhyay9323]

"Bas let Jana chahiye"- is the best thing ever 😂😂

[@Jessicaaah]

The gay and jhumma jokes was best 😂cause some people don't know what's really going around 😂😂🔪

[@aakashrajan]

Coronesh Talwar xD

[@arkadeepmukherjee685]

This man is extremely funny. His sense of humor and delivery is absolutely awesome 🤟😃

[@kamleshelect1985]

You are a blast and I laughed a lot in this serious situation. Tnx for spreading joy.🙏

[@ishikakhatri5603]

damn..this made my day!!1! You're amazing Mr.Talwar :))

[@Shekhar_Khasdeo]

Meaning plz?

[@ashimpradhan327]

Bro you are the best stand up comedian our country has got. Wish to see your live show soon Best for your future.

[@lancedeejay]

I really don’t mind all the cut out jokes especially in these corona times.

[@vishalk.v9772]

I’m not taking sides. Before Jio, YT views from these comics - Approximately 2-3M per video. And post JIO - You know. Don’t know if JIO has disrupted the market, but has definitely helped content creators in terms of leveraging their reach. However, this guy is pure class!! 👌👌👌

[@rohitmehta1216]

medu vada

[@mecss8910]

1:53 - In the midst of greedy billionaires... be someone like TATA... Selfless and always serving the nation in the midst of all odds...

[@poojaaggarwal7485]

His joke is not just a joke but a social message in a very creative way. Hats off to you

[@JovialJinx]

Gosh. Now I realize why funny guys are irresistible! 😍

[@hrishirajsingh8104]

So, he realised he has a KZbin channel.

[@meghnasingh4396]

Sir, you are one of THE MOST clever critiquers I have seen online ! Absolutely hilarious ! Observations are always on point. I have been lucky enough to attend one of your shows and it was amazing.

[@shivanandpatil2753]

When you are too early that you don't see any funny comments in here!

[@sharonrichy777]

Sad, your's is not one of them.

[@dr.animeshjain287]

@@sharonrichy777 ✌🏻

[@lovishgautam5363]

Vada pav

[@dcchand6979]

Man you’re awesome!! The only guy who has real guts to talk about harassment on women.. and off the record topics... other guys rather prefer to abuse and harass! 😝👏🏻

[@anuragkat66]

zabardast bhai, kya awesome comedy karte ho, jitne bhi videos dekhe hain sab m hansi aat hi hai. Superb

[@salonikale5169]

Feeling really better after watching this otherwise I was so bored. Thanks man!

[@chayanika6860]

This guy is amazing...I just love him...damn great feminist he is..... respect sir

[@Vishnuk-fe9iv]

He is better than feminist.

[@shivamtomar6251]

2:01 so Elon musk haa😂😂😂😂 Now he is richest man🙄

[@lifeon4legs]

Dude upload more content! PLEASE! Just rewatching old videos here