Random Things Bracket 2

[@OWTwales]

Can’t wait for you to do 64 of these videos and every winner goes into a final bracket

[@jolte4]

too small sample size

[@bbenzbeats]

We need this

[@tikev628]

And then do it another 63 times, and the 64 winners winners in a bracket

[@stanleyappleton367]

@@tikev628 And then do that another 63 times and do a winners winners winners bracket

[@gomi4306]

@@stanleyappleton367 and then do it again for the winners to the 4th power bracket

[@WilliamOMGA]

This has definitely been said before but this concept literally has unlimited potential, so funny

[@shoreZ]

@concert4aliens hivemind unlimited potential sex offender

[@RR-dh5gr]

@concert4aliens i forgot the channel was called Hivemind Unlimited so I spent a good minute trying to figure out why you just added the word Hivemind to the front of your comment

[@tridan9179]

This concept is so good I expect HIVEMIND to have its 17th random things bracket episode by the end of 2023

[@sairasmart5836]

@@tridan9179 i hope so

[@braggio689]

@@tridan9179yeah… we only got 2

[@Trains4]

"i do support the LGBTQ+ community" "yea, thank you for sponsoring this video" that shit killed me bro 😭

[@ElinaSharifullina-xp8qh]

i thought they were a gay couple actually

[@WhiteBucket]

@@ElinaSharifullina-xp8qh literally how lmao

[@molly3234]

Loved the part where Cheez itz and park benches were tied and Grant refused to take a stance so Graydon and Riley had to fist fight

[@ddvsgd9508]

Can't believe he died, it won't be the same without both of them.

[@takeda8134]

That didn't happen in this video

[@hugopletcher2025]

@@takeda8134 yes it did, you must have missed it. I’d recommend rewatching the entire video at 0.5x speed in order to catch it!

[@Michael-jt5vc]

@@takeda8134 yes it did, you must have missed it. I’d recommend rewatching the entire video at 0.5x speed in order to catch it!

[@bincebt]

@@takeda8134 yes it did, you must have missed it. I’d recommend rewatching the entire video at 0.5x speed in order to catch it!

[@pyrex7610]

Brought sword fish to a potluck sounds like a westside Gunn lyric

[@TN-wv6ok]

I SOLD CRACK TO A PINE TREE

[@rgrizzle6606]

brought a swordfish to a potluck, stepsis in the washing machine, she's stuck (boom boom boom boom boom)

[@ringer1324]

@@rgrizzle6606 welp you ruined it thanks

[@Virci_]

this has got to be the funniest comment thread i’ve seen in a while lol

[@boejudden9011]

Brought swordfish to a potluck/en garde, I got the glock tucked/I went fishin and brought back a trophy/he went to prison and now he a dope fiend

[@zander3943]

They both seem like such nice and funny guys. It would be a shame if the truth about the 1995 accident ever got out. Great video

[@super6070]

But that Would Never happen😂 4/16/23.

[@memphiskash]

@@super6070 3:29 PM

[@daishoryujin95]

We head a deal. We said we'd never mention that again. You swore on it

[@astro_ap]

@@daishoryujin95 …is that… Colonel Baker… I thought I’d never see your face again.

[@daishoryujin95]

@@astro_ap it’s been 27 years. We need to let it die. Then, you, me, Riley, Graydon, Dignan, Grant, Dev Lemons, Nickisnotgreen, Jeff Goldblum, we can finally rest easy.

[@joedyisonfire4903]

I love the gentle occasional overlap of the shadows of Graydon’s hair flap and Riley’s hat. A subtle kiss of the souls

[@cj.nightingale]

this is my favorite comment I've read on this channel thank you so much

[@rawbertrapsnwf7738]

I'm an ally but this has to be gay

[@violetmiauw]

ghouls and goblins not winning ruined my year already

[@acematheus]

random stuff for the next bracket: - professional rocket league - Pensacola, FL - the NBA's 8 second violation - Geico's mascot - the flag of Ohio - breakfast at McDonald's - the "invisible" bra - bumping into someone on the school hallway - the number pi - a fair game of chess - Fruit Ninja - laser tag - stealing money from your dad's wallet - a supermarket cart - the first generation of Pokemon - Carly Rae Jepsen - the Third Crusade - backyard football with your family after the Thanksgiving dinner - Dude Perfect - former vice president Aaron Burr

[@derekpoore3061]

What an absolute list

[@imarandomperson]

epic list

[@homerj.simpson2513]

No real competition here for laser tag. Stealing dad's wallet might give it a run for its money. And when I steal my dad's wallet, I give him a run for his money

[@acematheus]

@@homerj.simpson2513 banger

[@suttreedelorge4587]

pensacola fl being on here freaked me out

[@nimbl_3967]

Riley acting like twink is a slur is adorable.

[@goofiestgal]

no literally 😭

[@nimbl_3967]

@@Jodd_purrz lol He do be pretty cute tho.

[@hannanags]

erm is it not a slur

[@Trains4]

@@hannanags its not

[@MrRichieRides]

It just shows how much Riley cares about others and respects everyone’s views beliefs and lifestyles of people of all colors and sexual orientation and I love him for that cause I can’t give a single fuck about a damn single person on this horrible ugly ass planet 😂😂❤️

[@erik_forsmoo]

I can't believe Ghouls and Goblins got snubbed. This is legitimately the most upset I've been about a bracket so far

[@molly3234]

They were the clear number one from the start. Idk what these men are on :(

[@1Superchops]

who did they think was turning all those turtles on their backs? it sure wasn't humans, that's all i'm gonna say...

[@nlnprtr]

Exactly what I’m saying

[@anastasiawheatley]

Ghouls and goblins are on whole other level

[@solidjames5704]

Suggestions for random things: - FL Studio - Black cats - 15 inches of snow - Spotify Wrapped - Soft-close cabinets - Popping pimples - Making hiking your personality - Deciding where to go for dinner

[@polymorphusis3614]

Trenton

[@woodwinston854]

i read "pooping pimples" and thats awesome

[@berkeleyisonline160]

black cats sweeps all for me. love those lil dudes

[@dawnstar777]

I met graydon once and he accidentally spat on me at a comic expo, then gave me his unfinished coca cola. Great guy, seriously.

[@kanyewestlover911off]

i was also there, didn’t see you, but I got to smoke a goint with graydon, so that was lit, no pun intended

[@hthumbs4072]

Ghouls and goblins were ROBBED. I will not stand for this just as Graydon would not stand out of the way to let survivors escape a fire he started inside a Kohl's bathroom in 06. Great video guys!

[@x5p_]

those rolling library ladders definitely have to make an appearance in random things bracket part 3

[@MattMcConaha]

Graydon thinks he is betraying his roots by picking sand dollar over corn maze, but he is forgetting that a vacation to Myrtle Beach is one of the most Ohio things that a person can do

[@flurrries]

Riley seems so fun and down to earth. It’s almost like he’s not a part of witness protection from that 2004 incident that changed his life. I’m glad to see the murder hasn’t gotten to him

[@johnwahlund9819]

This is what I imagine the average shift working at Cards Against Humanity looks like

[@nomthandazo4111]

graydon puts the pal in palindrome... now let's get grouplove trending

[@weakw1ll]

Mmmmmm 🔥🔥

[@AmusedOrange]

@@weakw1ll omg it’s weakwill 😱

[@weakw1ll]

@@AmusedOrange good mythical morning 🫵🏽😁

[@arthurdunn4594]

Head in hand defeated laugh after Riley followed the twink comment with "I want to reiterate my support of the LGBT community". Thank you for trying cishet king

[@mitchlmitten5874]

Closing off the year with the sequel to my favorite hivemind video, let's goooo

[@aidenorwhatever]

we need 64 of these videos so we can do a winner's bracket

[@jaz-be8xi]

mid album in the pfp

[@aidenorwhatever]

@@jaz-be8xi L

[@1Superchops]

Turning turtles on their backs vs Smuckers by Tyler, who could ever forget

[@avocadoarms]

riley and graydon talking about ghouls and goblins finally cements in my mind that they're both just charlie from always sunny but in slightly different ways

[@Indi]

I was JUST watching the first one a couple hours ago, hoping there would be another eventually. Amazing! Just like the time Diggy helped me hide those 4 1/2 bodies last summer in Daytona Beach. 🤝 What a true friend he is. Sad he had to see his aunt go like that though.

[@macwilliams1727]

20 years from now we finna do an ultimate random things winners bracket

[@tenworms]

Can't believe how far Ghouls and Goblins went without Riley or Graydon ever once knowing what the entry actually referred to, that's power

[@pixelizedpear]

What's it referencing?

[@lmcd301]

@@pixelizedpearIt’s the title of an old videogame, the cover was also the picture chosen for it.

[@mannavj]

my suggestions for the next random things bracket: - Vincent Van Gogh - GarageBand - Forgiving Your Father - John Legend - Cheesecake

[@way_2_saucy848]

Some more random things for the next bracket. 1. Wet Carpet 2. James Earl Jones 3. Garbage Disposal 4. Bread Crust 5. Die Lit 6. Picking A Scab 7. Leg Hair 8. DJ Grant 9. Sexy Mobile Game Ads 10. No Pulp Orange Juice

[@sgurhs]

The ghouls and goblins loss already got me fucked up 2024 will be my year fr

[@grilledpook]

how's that going?

[@sgurhs]

@@grilledpook 2024 fucked up since day 1 Free Palestine 🇵🇸 💔

[@joncross8483]

I almost threw up laughing when he answered “that phrase turns scammers into businessmen” with “ghouls and goblins turn children into soup tho”

[@chachamomo1987]

Gotta see “One of those summer nights that never ends” in the next bracket

[@jueljohnson6859]

graydon reminds me so much of badger from breaking bad, it just like the hair, and palindromenian and hetreosdina and nackking our cunkles

[@pansexualdickhaver6878]

Lmao I been thinking that😂 just couldn’t remember badgers name lmao

[@charboo2]

So many callbacks in this video I love it

[@BrainRotAntidote]

1. dark matter 2. kaleidoscope 3. smart water 4. banshees of inisherin 5. yugi-oh 6. precious gems 7. uncut gems (movie) 8. brutalist architecture 9. shot put 10. renaissance art 11. bald eagle nests 12. black sweatshirts 13. plump plums 14. serendipity 15. cowgirls 16. crazy horse girls 17. blenders 18. a tranquil stream from your childhood 19. ethereum 20. leap years 21. playfully mocking a british individual to their face by saying “CRRRUMPETS AND TEA” over and over again until they get red in the face and say they are only slightly annoyed but are most likely seething on the inside 22. floating on things in bodies of water 23. ashwaganda (specifically tea) 24. goosebumps 25. billy strings 26. swan boats 27. indifference 28. snowflakes 29. snowflakes (people) 30. sit-down comedy 31. sega 32. flat coca-cola 33. anti-folk music 34. prime numbers 35. mid head 36. rainy sunny days 37. homesteading 38. sierra mist 39. dissociation 40. saying “i’m clutching my pearls” to strangers 41. homonyms 42. roses 43. card tables 44. getting into the weeds on health supplements 45. wind instruments 46. a coin collection that you’ve had since you were a kid and you look online to see how much it’s now worth and it’s not much 47. the yin yang symbol 48. people 49. horseradish 50. soliloquy 51. grape vapes 52. electric fireplaces 53. gematria 54. the in betweenness of a girl being a friend and a girlfriend 55. a quick romance that ends amicably 56. nodding at things people say that you disagree with 57. ghosting plans to sleep 58. making plans but accidentally falling asleep but waking up feeling rested 59. that friend who always is trying new hairstyles out 60. that time before all the smartphones 61. light rock 62. successfully avoiding a conversation you didn’t want to have by quickly pivoting 63. creatine 64. cuddling

[@legreentea]

Controversial of them to put Kony 2012 up there, considering how much Dignan has to do with all the terrible things that happened in that situation

[@nittany24]

This was such an amazing video! I never stopped laughing the whole time! I did not agree with any pick and there is now only one thing to do

[@jacobsidedown]

This one was good. “Bucky Dent has absolutely violated this ballpark’s boundaries” is gold.

[@kazeshini7394]

no way pythagorean theorem lost in round 1. thats literally a gamechanger. people used to have to walk around to get from point A to point B and now they can just walk perpendicularly to it

[@kazeshini7394]

no way dance dance revolution lost to mr. crocker. i'm going to fucking end it all

[@anaccount4354]

Shocking that you guys consider DJ Grant a "random thing," but happy to see he won the bracket! Ok never mind he killed ghouls and goblins Grant is no true man

[@heyimlilyx3]

for context on the snail: there was a reddit thread many years ago about what people would do if they got immortality but there was a snail always trying to get to them. if the snail touched them they died, and the snail was hyperintelligent and also immortal. the question was what people would do to live as long as possible

[@brookhaven86]

This show would not be the same without Grant cackling and giggling the entire time. 😂

[@jcforthewin4511]

although teddy roosevelt was known for union/trust busting, i watched him and riley once have the most intense dance dance revolution battle in the history of our young nation. so i believe teddy would have been on board with that pick. great video!

[@ecalocaprius1773]

my favorite thing about these brackets is that they have each of the things out back and they put them against each other in a deathmatch

[@c1rs0n88]

once you’ve done 16 of these, make a bracket of all the winners

[@1Superchops]

all the top 4 picks baby. let's give "ghosts and goblins" and "going bananas" a second chance

[@Bloodclarrt]

thanks for the second episode of this i can’t wait to watch, kinda weird you guys invited a real chupacabra to the office this time around though

[@canadiangoose7665]

This video was great but don’t let Graydon’s love for the zamboni distract you from the 2006 Great Zamboni Massacre that he caused

[@Sylvanari]

“Get tranquilized, bitch.” Is easily in my top 150 Riley John Savage quotes of all time.

[@mbrandao2555]

Wow what a great video! Brings back so much memories, seeing graydon murder that security guard with that knife in such a cold-blooded manner back in 1989 was a bit of a shock, but it was a cool day either way! Great guy!

[@jacoblockwood4034]

riley failed to accurately predict the end date of the word rizz

[@sean269]

Ghouls and Goblins vs The Hustle could be a final match up

[@bucketbro2131]

Shoutout DJ Grant for putting up a picture of Dignan from Bottle Rocket to represent “that one guy” in the bracket. Great deep cut for the boys at home

[@jhud9286]

How about “guess the rapper from the sneak diss” for one of your silly little game videos?

[@Theorpo]

Bucky Dent violated Fenway park and its fanbase more than i can say for most other violations

[@timgehrsitz3267]

Highly recommend jeder to do this with their friends, everyone brings 16 or 8 or however many you need and you run the bracket, it's so fun

[@meganalfajora3991]

I can't believe "going back to the old stomping grounds (high school)" was included in this bracket. God damn. Keep em comin

[@paperbackk]

straight people thinking twink is derogatory is so funny💀💀 we appreciate the care but don’t worry lmao!! I think the confusion could tie back to when it was getting “trendy” to call every skinny white guy a twink, which isn’t the correct use of the term, but it is okay to say in general. just inherently tied to queerness :)

[@goofiestgal]

it was kind of adorable lmao

[@zeal8111]

nowadays people get offended over everything. Not his fault for acting the way he did nor thinking twink is an insult

[@DizzyEyes94]

"The Three Sneezes," sounds like an Indie-Folk album.

[@trynot2puke]

watched this on an insane amout of accid. typing on an incane amount of acid, life is so beautful. love u hivemand guys like yr fr th best guys on youtube

[@loungeactdotwebs]

19:20 I was absolutely convinced I remembered Trenton with the tail from Family Guy until I googled it. Completely gaslit me lol

[@bigman6756]

I got an ad right after the phrase “Smokey the Twink” so I really got to sit there and think about it

[@cbsnewsatlanta]

Shrimp really are the pork of the desert

[@r1ftofficial]

Agreed

[@righf22]

now you jut need to do 62 more of these and then make the ULTIMATE random things bracket

[@anewworldcomics6587]

I can’t believe that in the first Part, you had my favorite 2D shape, and in the second, you had my favorite 3D shape!

[@captain_kirkyt2481]

“Cinderella bug” and “bug barn” had me cracking up

[@statesofgracie]

I am very high right now and Cinderella worm is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@rawbertrapsnwf7738]

One year later we still say rizz

[@selfluvrr]

Who is we

[@pizzzaeater1425]

this segment is just abstract Cards Against Humanity

[@rivsrivers]

the whole thing about turtle spinning is one of my favorite little moments

[@pastaallergies953]

Watched episode 1 of this while painting a deck, and I think that could be a strong early round contender in the next bracket

[@stephaniek1697]

Hearing Hivemind talk about the Palace (which is now a huge parking lot to store cars), a place I pass every day, was surreal

[@MopishfoolVids]

Turtles should have been out first round. Knuckles and Goblins wipe those suckers easy. I’m afraid of what Graydon will do to the children after this loss.

[@garrett1682]

1 year later we still saying Rizz.

[@masonboerger7935]

Riley’s sweatshirt looks so fire. If ONLY there was SOMEWHERE I could BUY it.

[@jonahtritter8060]

I’m a relative of sigmund freud (seriously) and I am watching this while vacuuming crumbs. Crazy. Big fan

[@HelleBunny_]

You guys should definitely try the Michigan renfest in Holly; it’s pretty fun to experience even if you’re not into that kinda that kind of thing usually!

[@tamagothicc]

if yall pick the snail over me its fade okay u guys are safe... for now....

[@Sherbert12]

Fun fact, Zamboni is technically a name, as it is simply the most popular brand of Ice Resurfacing Vehicle. There are other brands, such as Olympia, that just haven’t gotten the same notoriety as Zamboni. Luckily, Dignan did not get much notoriety on January 4th, 2004, when he turned a ride-on lawnmower into a child-blender, whilst complaining about hungry children being too loud.

[@haberialyonce6534]

Need top. Pull up grant. Need top immediately.

[@oliverdessewffy]

Cant wait to rewatch this whole thing in two days

[@KnockMonsterr]

once you've done 64 different brackets you have to do a bracket winners bracket

[@tpc3062]

I'm always amazed at how bad their bracket choices are. Out of all those options, they chose Animal Cruelty as the winner

[@plutonicattic7995]

ive never seen a non colorblind person actually know what colorblindness is like. I do see a hell of a lot of yellows and purples. and no i do not see a lot of reds and greens. good job man i feel included :)

[@Speedboyxl]

this is an incredible loss for the zamboni community

[@lithhigh1615]

Graydon is dressed like the microphone

[@junkyarddoggs3]

I've always wondered how you guys get into position before each episode. Do you crawl under the table? Shimmy over the top? Move the table to the side and scoot it in once you're both seated?

[@flinkk5988]

What an awesome video, you know what else is awesome? The fact that the incident of 2005 will never get out!

[@TY40.]

the hustle is massively underrated

[@joshfenn5374]

just watched "The Man" Music video and it was so gas, deserved higher

[@madfisch473]

19:47 when riley said this i couldn’t believe it-i thought that my 7th grade bio teacher made that up on her own when she told it to our class but i guess it’s a phenomenon? i need to know more

[@hvyhttrs]

Lots of good buzz about these guys on my feed. They're really going places, mainly prison.

[@grizzberr]

riley and diggy should go to a ren faire bc they're actually dope tbh

[@natividadtorres2864]

I need to see 32 Random Things Brackets to see a full bracket of winners

[@bryanries6378]

The "corn" "maiz" joke was some of Riley's best work so far

[@caliamschwabauer]

I’m so curious if these guys script they’re jokes. I know they they prep some, but man these guys are quick with their humor 😂

[@orbajo]

Sometimes I think I might like this channel more than the main one lol

[@weakw1ll]

6:15 i miss 2022 😭

[@thejam1212]

This is weirdly their funniest bracket they do

[@probablythefbi8230]

The part when maga hats went against clown core music was insane, never knew that DJ grant was far right

[@BigRoadBand]

I can still faintly recall the time that I called Graydon From Hivemind and some GIRL responded. She was like... pissed. Or something. I guess her boyfriend wouldn't see her, or call her, and she was M-A-D. I tried to help her, but that's one fat chance. She hung up on me. Happy new year's Rockin' eve!!

[@ItsFairyNecessary]

Without context I think clips from this video would still be funny I’m dying laughing over here 😂😂😂