Random War Thunder Antics part: 10

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[@Nordern]

Holiday Season Deal! Go to nordvpn.com/nordern to get a 2-year plan plus 1 additional month with a huge discount!

[@phoenixmastm]

*ANGRY DUTCH NOISES*!

[@hauns5674]

Hello I hope you had a good chrimas can you give meh about out

[@hauns5674]

And be safe

[@Stealth_Pilot]

NordenVpn

[@canadianwarpath2912]

Happy new year nordern 🎉

[@SaiunDS]

Legends are saying that Franka is still circling the building

[@gianurwiler5098]

Its not a Legend its true

[@coldwarkiwi_2nd183]

@@gianurwiler5098 You've seen it?!?!

[@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211]

@@coldwarkiwi_2nd183 aye lad though it cost me my left leg

[@hankjwimbleton2738]

Legends also say that gaijin is still struggling to make monster voice pack for tanks

[@FundyTheAstronaut]

@@hankjwimbleton2738oof

[@OddBawZ]

00:57 - What else are pens for? - A fellow scotsman.

[@johndudemech9471]

I'm in America but I still do that

[@johndudemech9471]

I'm in America but I still do that

[@_BUNKERHILL_]

hey oddbaws i didn't think i'd see you here keep up with the great content

[@Cozza69]

I'm Australian we use them for stabbing giant spiders and drawing on things

[@Gabryal77]

Stabbing the English

[@VoltageTripwire]

Not only is Moti attacking his desk, he's attacking the kitchen too. As if the poor desk wasn't enough.

[@cuttleboi1339]

Whats next tho

[@johnathanedwards9054]

@@cuttleboi1339 The dresser.

[@wschnabel1987]

At least he can claim to have killed something though....

[@Strv103Moment]

We're still waiting for the restraining order

[@urbanestdog4580]

9:12 because the Soviet union decided it'll be a great idea to divert all the water that flows into the Aral sea to irrigation elsewhere so whatever ships were in there got beached as the sea drained away with no supply of water.

[@Jadefox32]

Well at least the North Aral sea has made a come back

[@oryanhill1135]

Wait...it's a real thing?

[@DrRussian]

@@oryanhill1135 yes

[@SlyJohntheNinja]

@@oryanhill1135 Yup, the soviets wanted to create cotton fields iirc

[@spudeism]

All those cotton fields in Uzbekistan required a lot of water. I wonder if California will have similar problems in future. Big percentage of worlds almonds are grown in California and a single almonds requires about 4 liters of water to grow properly.

[@SalamanderWithInternetAccess]

Snazzy: “you call it a Warcrime, I call it an Achievement” Me: *concerned Military Police noises*

[@tacoboy2218]

It's never a war crime the first time

[@doyourbest_uwu]

On today's episode of The Compleitionist

[@Espeque]

Love that you put all the dutch swearing of your friend In the vid lol

[@kyanyeeter6278]

Ook grappig dat hij nee als nei vertaalt

[@guilhermesiffer4904]

Man that swearing That last bit

[@dylannix4289]

@@henrivanrooy7158 This was still pretty tame though, if we’re being honest hahahah

[@Ginokhu]

@@dylannix4289 facts

[@gino-cz9zu]

As a dutch man i can translate if u want he said godverdomme wich means gaddammit in englisch scheinheilige hoer wich means dirty hooker and nee wich simply means no in englisch

[@flyawaytodie]

"I don't like being triple teamed!" Those pics I found of you say otherwise, Nordern!

[@ominousspecter9623]

Wat. 😑

[@Coli2603]

Source? … asking for a friend

[@DRUNKRUSSAIN2]

@@Coli2603 totally

[@dcay5652]

0:10 truly perfect as a dutchman showing our great vocabulary of curse words

[@brianlee5221]

Pretty sure one of them was goddammit

[@thefirstkingdogo1126]

​@@brianlee5221We also have adopted English words to tell each other how much we hate some one.

[@brianlee5221]

@@thefirstkingdogo1126 I was referring to godverdommer

[@daanstrik4293]

@@brianlee5221You were correct.

[@vomer_1234]

Nederland be like:

[@OneEquineShedASingleTear]

When you said "Only dogs can hear that" my dog barked and ran up the stairs. What did you call her, Nordern?

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

I am fluent in dog, he called her a slur

[@lightningstrike14]

Is your dog's name Franka?

[@rdoozy]

"Golden retriever where. Franka." "Hi. Woof." Mistakes have been made, but they are amazing. The biplane joke was great too lmao

[@bastiankunz4585]

Bloody hell, that pager / alarm going off at 08:00 scared the living shit out of me, as a volunteer firefighter . . .

[@Airwolf_]

Oh I agree as a fellow volunteer.

[@drunkdrag0n]

Just witnessing that small tank sod right off as the other three go out of your FOV had me laughing. "GET ME AWAY FROM THESE PSYCHOS! HELP!"

[@apoxtakasha9562]

7:11 "You're on your own, Noble... Carter out."

[@FREBRD]

I understood that reference 👌

[@blank9479]

Franka's laugh while she pushed nordern down was so adorable

[@vexile1239]

Context please... lol

[@AlexQuill63]

So on a previous video I stated that if there was such an alignment as Chaotic Adorable, Monster was it. Franka has now joined her in this alignment.

[@willmarsden6921]

1:50 "You could of used a VPN." "Yea, a VPN could of stopped a tank shell" "But it wouldn't of found you." *confused duck noise "I'm not being part of your ad, fuck you Norden..."

[@leonardotheitaliangigachad8026]

Franka: "Why is it so big?" Everyone:"ThAt'S wHaT sHe SaId!¡!¡!¡"

[@vel0city96]

I hear Dutch? *GEKOLONISEERD*

[@GnomeGamerFr]

jazekr

[@fireaxe3034]

wat waren dat mooie woorden

[@markmulder9845]

A moment of silence for the poor plane, which suffered a tragic case of sudden mid air disassembly.

[@thehatred94]

6:55 back in the days when going to the snowy mountain in winter and you're up a big hill in a sled and hesitant to go down, but that one evil monster of a friend push you down while you're trying to prepare mentally.

[@lightningstrike14]

5:17 That poor plane indeed He was torn apart and dropped like a cartoon character

[@baselessfuckshit7057]

Rapid Unscheduled Midair Disassembly (Aka: Obliterated)

[@felop1187]

9:15 the areal sea was drained, it's quite sad tbh, it was quite a big sea, then wasteland

[@american101]

2:00 “Wait I’m now part of an ad? Fuck You Nordern!” 😂

[@Captain_Rhodor]

Franka is an amazing addition to the crew XD And your ad transitiins remain second to none. Also also, your editing and production value is fantastic

[@ForTheMonolith]

Pretty sure its the one they reffered to as monster. voice is the same. shes been with that "crew" for years

[@Captain_Rhodor]

@@ForTheMonolith Monster has a British accent, Franka's is Dutch.

[@Nordern]

I am afraid you are unable to distinguish women, Franka is a different person who i've fairly recently gotten to know

[@ForTheMonolith]

@@Nordern You killed Monster didnt you? FOR A TITTY STREAMER NONETHELESS

[@MrZaranthan]

@@ForTheMonolith She actually exploded after that incident in Viscera Cleanup Detail.

[@Al_Pantalone]

8:25 Nordern - certified to follow LEGO instructions

[@jamesvarner6254]

Franka *makes high pitch noise* Nordern "only dogs can hear that" noone mentions Nordern just called himself a dog

[@ducc3031]

franka best girl?

[@America1776.]

7:52 *"DO I WANNA SEE WHAT HIS... OH GOD, IT IS THAT FACE. ARA ARA!"*

[@princeinpve]

*Daebom flashbacks*

[@theboreditamar2108]

5:25 thats why i take high caliber canons with planes on low br aab

[@DasBeef2022]

Happy New Years Everybody!

[@samsmith2721]

Bro you is early

[@veganforlife8251]

Im having a shitty new year

[@DasBeef2022]

@@samsmith2721 might as well say it now lol im gonna be to drunk later

[@LAGAMAAA]

No

[@itspersonnal6883]

@@samsmith2721 not if you live in Asia

[@mrspongejr4565]

7:56 now that’s the sound my phone makes when I charge it

[@jop.4257]

0:14 angry dutch noises xD

[@-MarcelDavis-]

9:50 fun fact: Germany did actually put leopard 1 main battle tanks into recon units.

[@Cashier-91001]

9:26 I love how a tank is passing by

[@MotiPlays]

I turned into a ringtone. Gotta update my bio somewhere...

[@flingage]

Could be worse. You could be Nordern.

[@evolad2463]

i want it too daddy

[@oadka]

MOTIIIIIIII fans unite

[@VR_N30]

UNITE!!!!!!

[@chandeurinck9847]

I heard some dutch swearing and I was like yess thats just us isnt it😂😂✌🏽

[@bryangarcia662]

That transition into the NordVPN ad was so perfect 😂

[@Zack_Wester]

the guys reaction when he realised that he was about to be part of a nordVPN add was even better.

[@ericquiabazza2608]

11:00 "i was a tank friver once, but then get a shell in the knee"

[@shaggy252]

In the begin when they crashed their stuka's I understund every word he was cursing. Hilarious

[@korben600]

Could you comment the translation for the dum Americans in the chat?

[@JackMacLupus]

5:17 Damn, that guy took "Getting blown to bits" TOTALLY serious. XD

[@bostoring6395]

7:10,the literal definition of close air support (CAS)

[@Leves-fq4mu]

6:44 Look mom I'm in a Nordern video!😃😃😃

[@NuttersNutty]

6:30 Perfect New Years greeting from, Moti *SLAM*

[@seantaylor2683]

8:39 I'm going to have to refer you to the Fat Electrician for that one

[@justauselessguy68]

10:53 If you think thats weird, should have seen when i one tapped a king tiger with a I-16 while trying to spot it for my team... that was amazing

[@SammyBun]

That intro had me rolling. It's been a while since I have heard someone being called a scheinheilige hoer XD.

[@thehellhound1615]

Is it me or does that ricochet sound like a blaster from star wars 😂 2:42

[@thegamemingk4933]

0:20 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA A DUTCHMAN. didnt know there were dutch guys in your clan love that the first thing we hear of him is him shouting dutch insults

[@tuteltigor]

Yes lol surprised he didn't say kanker hoer

[@tuteltigor]

Maybe a bit fucking late of me but hey

[@SpelVarld]

02:38 a cat has been spoted XD

[@HypnoticChronic1]

To this day I'm still trying to figure out how Franka " *sits* " better with heels on.

[@Nordern]

she is short

[@HypnoticChronic1]

@@Nordern I guess short people are just built different apparently.

[@ALoser-ThisIsTotallyUnique]

@@HypnoticChronic1 they're built short

[@Probulus101]

7:39 that exact thing happened to me

[@Probulus101]

What I mean by that that exact location I got shot at

[@y5fireflyschannel384]

4:33 "We're gonna die together Nordern" -famous last words

[@wikywiky5634]

Man it feels like I’m watching a Soviet Wumble type vid, haven’t seen something like this being funny in a long while.

[@hellogoodbye388]

Good stuff

[@wikywiky5634]

@@hellogoodbye388 it is

[@warlord6223]

Tell Franka I love her voice and also she is funny as hell

[@Frankaaaaa]

Thank you c:

[@warlord6223]

@@Frankaaaaa awesome didnt expect you to reply yourself I always love watching Norderns videos but most of the time I only watch them cause you are in it to make it better "Sorry not sorry Nordern"

[@warlord6223]

Also HAPPY NEW YEARS TO YALL

[@TheErilaz]

@@Frankaaaaa "Is that a bomb? -- I don't want you " 😂

[@crimsondyed2964]

8:15 -SAYS NOBODY FUCKING EVER

[@jessedebruijn8310]

Love the dutch cursing in the intro

[@Nordern]

Once this video goes live we'll be playing some WT, but since i dont have useable internet you can find us here www.twitch.tv/frankaaa

[@Exvizit]

1:55 "I'm now part of an AD? Fuck you Nordern" had me dying

[@anzaca1]

I love how Nordern uses his friends for his ads.

[@aidengrieve9461]

8:46 instant regret in its finest

[@wessel2009]

i just love that i am dutch and know what he said lmfao

[@Yfrit86]

As a dutch person I love that I hear swearing fully in Dutch in the first 30 seconds of the video. Nice :)

[@ancovisser2424]

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

[@lejatzman96]

Wat did she be saying

[@lejatzman96]

Please i need to know

[@the_tactician9858]

@@lejatzman96 I usually don't like swearing in Dutch because it sounds so much more raw than in English, but: 'God damn it (tech. God damn me)! No! No! No! Arsehole (lit. transl. ballsack)! Dirty hypocritical whore!'

[@bene5431]

​@@lejatzman96Goddamnit

[@yukaribestwaifu]

1:19 this made my day

[@snow3332]

my headphones decided to be on low battery so i just hear "oh, i love building ikea battery low please charge"

[@rltt379]

'Woof' has to be thr greatest line I've heard this year.

[@Kaiberus]

i love the dutch guy just screaming "GODVERDOMME NEE NEE NEE NEE KLOOTZAK"

[@ancovisser2424]

And the last "SCHIJNHEILIGE HOER!!"

[@Phantom_Of_Fury]

The shell bounced off that IS-2's track, went inside and blew up his ammo. . . Yeah, that seems about accurate. . . Happy New Years to all and your families! And tell Franka she's hilarious and has a wonderful personality 💜

[@Nagrachlp]

There was an interview with an P47(or P51.. i don't remember exactly)' Pilot that remembered shooting under German Tanks so that there 50cals could bounce up and go threw the non armored underside of said tanks...

[@Phantom_Of_Fury]

@@Nagrachlp It takes skill to achieve that ✊

[@pirig-gal]

@@Nagrachlp Ngl that sounds like a "big fish" kinda story. Would 50 cal bullets even have enough velocity left after a bounce to penetrate? It's still a steel plate, right?

[@Nagrachlp]

@@pirig-gal I found an artivle that actually debunkes the video I quoted. Sadly YT doesn't let me write the link too it...

[@pirig-gal]

@@Nagrachlp Alright then. I've read up on armour thickness of German tanks in WWII, and besides that they seem to be the same/simillar on the bottom and the roof of these tanks (I mean Pz4, Tiger and Panther), the 50 cal bullet has enough penetration to pierce them from the top at 500 meters.

[@glfagle-grindle7754]

8:41 good snazzy get as many achievements as possible

[@prollins6443]

I'm torn between wanting more Franka, and crying to bring Monster back

[@Nordern]

Monster will be back, she's just got some stuff to sort out atm

[@Stummel_SDKFZ]

0:13 Me when the teacher announces there is an exam i havent studied for:

[@redkommie80]

Nordern, you bald streamer, thank you! 2021 was a lot of fun with your videos. May 2022 see you with many views, shared laughs, and success.

[@aaronjohnson1647]

Dang that was the most seamless ad transition ever

[@USA_August_6_1945]

Everyone's reaction to Germans in 1910-80: "NO, LEAVE! " Everyone's reaction to Germans in 2020-24: "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!! "

[@lavender-rosefox8817]

A bi-plane I a plane that swings both ways

[@mtf-epislon9555]

Franka is adorable!

[@user-ue1wu9uu2l]

1:00 “You sniff the pens” as a former schoolchild, I can confirm that us English folk do that too! Lovely smeell, eh medallion?

[@Vormulac1]

How have I only just found these videos?? I want to play with this group! :D

[@VaguelySynthetic]

Rapid unscheduled disassembly. I love it.

[@keltskiy]

"Is it just me seeing the poles doing weird funky shit?" Mean while the polish 🦝

[@vikingsoftomorrow4038]

"Only dogs can hear that Franka" Nordern, how did you hear it then?

[@Nordern]

Woof

[@LDSG_A_Team]

​@@Nordern is a furry confirmed

[@CaptainChip501]

5:55 ah... this just like my civil war reenactments. So fun and you may die from laughter. Also, we tease the ladies fighting in the battle like this. Great times

[@robinboonstra107]

That first clip was amazing, especially with the dutch swearwords at the end

[@noahpaquet8357]

Not even 30 seconds in and am already pissing myself laughing 🤣

[@groguplayz6065]

Bud knew how to talk netherlands😂

[@scarlettexenon]

This channel is essentially one person from every country- there's at least ten languages that I hear alone

[@ryanhanford4130]

3:45 i threw up from laughter here

[@va_panda3318]

Just jumped into the stream and yep... happy new year Nordern and May the Bald Gods bless you and friends for a better 2022

[@dahlesa]

That "Direct Delivery" was truly amazing trick :P

[@pietjenoob]

Thanks i practise on it

[@monsterdeath1517]

8:44 Golden Retriever where? Franka Hi woof that got me so well that make's me so laught so hard

[@k9medic39]

Rapidly disassembled that plane at 5:17 lmao Edit: Just watched it a bit more only to hear Nordern say the same thing lol

[@funniestalexv]

I need more of these. Gimme more XD, god i love those warthunder antics, they are awesome

[@xxjade_chocolate_rosexx3296]

11:00 Ah, the modern version of Achilles Heel where it's deadly and not medical!

[@Dsl-_-]

The Dutch swearing broke me😂

[@flopjul4581]

Het verbaasd me dat er geen ziekte in voorkwam

[@Partyrockscool]

Wow it’s rly been a while since I’ve seen a Nordern vid, I forgot how much I love this stuff, great job!

[@kuronaialtani]

The best sponsor advertisements are the ones your friends never see coming JUST LIKE THE INTERNET WON’T SEE WHERE YOU’RE COMING FROM WITH NORDVPN-

[@Nordern]

possibly stealing that

[@tubois2025]

Finally a worthy video to start the new year! That made 2021 a bit better! Thx nordern

[@vomer_1234]

If it doesnt costs any money, netherlanders are with you!

[@Trakcow]

Love it when peoples emotion take over their moedertaal 🤣

[@dariuslane7893]

It’s the “Fuck you Norden!” That has me crying!