Random War Thunder Antics part: 13

[@openthinker6562]

At least the biker dad at the end took pity for his wound 😂 Man could tell when a fellow man needed help bad

[@coolchrisable]

he was only going to get punched alittle bit

[@local9]

🤣

[@Thors.hammer69420]

Punched a little Or Dick and balls barb wire shishkabab

[@Samurai-hh1bn]

i would take a beating over a circumcision anytime

[@lavaavalon]

"I was going to punch out a few teeth out of ya, but you know, that is worse, come on let's go to the hospital, you pay the bills"

[@theunluckyleprechaun576]

No matter how much of a troll she is, you cannot hate Frankka

[@osmacar5331]

I should not be trusted with Frankka as I'd coordinate with her.

[@A.i.r_K]

In all honesty tho where is monster

[@ArcturusOTE]

Oh God don't put her in the same room as Cyanide, it'll be chaos

[@theunluckyleprechaun576]

@@ArcturusOTE I would love to see that

[@ddcgjrii4972]

Fucking hate frankka

[@심심한구경꾼]

Oh my lord he actually made the top 1% biker felt sorry NOT punching him

[@omnisans1649]

I mean would u punch a guy in that condition?! I wouldn't! I'd think he suffered enough!

[@hoopchristine5202]

@@omnisans1649 and he’s definitely not gonna be doing anything to his daughter for the foreseeable future, so he’s already got what he wanted

[@marosbenka]

He almost ripped his dick off. You wouldn't feel sorry for a poor lad?

[@kayrae7539]

@@hoopchristine5202 def-qon-1

[@richardhowells5804]

Well, all the anger of today has just sublimated into pure NOOOOOOOooooooooo for that poor mans penis.

[@pomelo9840]

I cant believe gaijin chose the guy with a duck fursona as a mod

[@TheRealTerranMarine]

I call fowl as well

[@TeenDragon]

100% professionalism

[@slouchygames1923]

We're also talking about a company that can't balance a fucking thing for one tech tree in their game

[@SnazzyDuckling]

I also have a ban button. Waddle carefully mister

[@sir_fuckwit]

I somehow read this as "dick fursona" was really fucking confused.

[@Bald_Cat2007]

9:41 I love 2 things in this 1. How they all have their barrels pointed upwards 2. How Norden takes 2 seconds to process the hell he sees before him

[@ultimativeslexikon5436]

in honor of fallen comrades

[@elbeto191291]

Dude... that last story... My junk actually recoiled into itself after listening to it

[@panther-nk2hn]

Gave me shrinkage.

[@timmyg8888]

As a fellow man, I felt immense pain when I heard that

[@XconnerzzX]

I made a sound not meant to come from a human when I heard that bit, I swear my demons even winced at that one

[@samspeed6271]

Ditto. Just ditto.

[@Animal_veil23]

I was holding my balls from the moment he mentioned a barbed wire fence.

[@jacknightfury_6132]

That story at the end... Holy shit I wish the Das had video security set up in that house. I mean, I feel sorry for the 62 stitches, but... It is a hilarious story. Also, did that relationship last long after that or was it a one time thing?

[@fiyahquacker2835]

The way it's delivered definitely makes it better.

[@christianridgway2439]

I'm dying from laughing at the story

[@kinori6295]

It doesn't Sound like that's a thing where you go back after

[@thomasbrown6802]

i just want to see the dad's face when he started doing action movie shizz

[@scrambledmandible]

With a dad like that who needs enemies, hope she got out of that house

[@CommisarHood]

As a Brit that "propaganda" joke at the start caused me physical pain. Also Happy Birthday Nordern

[@addieatrophy378]

This was entirely my intention in telling the joke.

[@CommisarHood]

@@addieatrophy378 Well mission successful.

[@KoenigstigerS]

Can you explain it? My Friend and i doesn't understand anything of it.

[@Ossuum]

@@KoenigstigerS you need to take a proper gander at it, mate =P

[@CommisarHood]

@@KoenigstigerS In parts of Britain a common slang term for "have a look at something." is "Have a gander" and by extension "Have a really good look" is "Have a proper gander" put those together and alter it slighter and you get propaganda which is a word for misleading or false political media.

[@VoltageTripwire]

Happy Belated Birthday, Nordern. I would've gotten you a wig, but that would've given you false confidence. Sidenote, now my junk hurts from that last story... auurgh...

[@sz_b_zstechnix7523]

as a man, that story could not have hurt more, even through just the story.

[@adenkyramud5005]

Yeah I immediately put my hands there to protect myself... Aaaah the pain of being a man, as soon as something like this is mentioned we all suffer

[@youtubevideoswatching3866]

I literally ran to the toilet thinking I was going to throw up from that story

[@the_jingo]

At least the dad is nice enough to take him to the hospital

[@thenerf_bomb2905]

“I drive fast cars so the sad feels don’t catch me.” Best quote ever

[@RexsHangar]

Once again I nearly had an asthma attack from laughing, bravo! P.S That Snazzy Duck skin is remarkably on brand

[@thebringerofdeath4101]

Hey Rex I’m a subscriber love your channel and content

[@bigrichman100]

Doesn't that mean Moti is the densest vampire in the world? Also, Happy birthday Nordern.

[@mr.infernal1380]

What specifically? I didnt pay enough attention.

[@44R0Ndin]

What, when he turns into mist does he become sulfur hexafluoride? (EDIT: a very dense gas)

[@luka_unleashed307]

so dense he can actually see his reflection (vampires dont show up in mirrors)

[@Sammy-Summer]

@@luka_unleashed307 Silver mirrors

[@isosev]

5:28 *NERVOUS SWEATING INTENSIFIES* "If I don't move they wont shoot me....."

[@CobaltAU]

Thats the second story I've heard about a guy injuring himself after jumping out a second story window to escape a mad biker dad. Interestingly enough, both times it involved Bandidos.

[@mustafaabdelwahab1478]

Same daughter perhaps?

[@mr.infernal1380]

@@mustafaabdelwahab1478 That would be... really hilarious and ironic as well.

[@CobaltAU]

Doubt it was the same dad, guy i talked to never mentioned a barb wire fence or forested area behind the house. He did cut his leg open from almost heel to back of knee, about 2cm wide at the widest point, even had a pic of it post surgery and showed off the scar. He said he wasnt sure if he got the cut when he smashed through a window or if one of the bikies hit him with an axe or machete. Was the story true or not? No clue, the cut was legit, but considering immediately after he told me the story he went into the bus's toilet and had the alarm go off on him cuz he lit up some weed, he couldve hallucinated the while thing tbh.

[@mr.infernal1380]

@@CobaltAU The way the weed changes everything once again

[@mr.infernal1380]

Look how all comments here have the ammount of likes multiplication of 5

[@VoidHxnter]

1:06 No way, he recreated a tank firing perfectly!

[@falcon3853]

10:00 i remember this hide and seek...i was the guy in the ASU that i think josh kept listening too and i was like the 3rd person left, then damn moti drove by and found me. i knew something from that hide and seek was gonna be in this video, it was a gem

[@tigran2210]

As always laughed my insides out! I know I'm not the only one hurt from the last story but damn I'm like literally crying and can't recover from the pain that story caused :D

[@jameson1239]

13:58 when you don’t roll high enough on the dex save

[@tiny_josh]

9:42, that moment when the realisation hit lol

[@DrewSavo]

They were playing a hide and seek game mode, so the co-ordination was even more spectacular.

[@greengaming5420]

12:34 as a guy all I could do was just listen and go “ohhh” like I’ve felt the pain just then. I feel like it’s in men that whenever our brethren gets hit in the balls all we can do is just cringe. It might just be me though.

[@kittenkommentries5796]

Cringe is an understatement here. wincing hard, is probably the better term here.

[@William43275]

It's not just you man

[@rangiem2948]

Gotta love the funny moments of nordern & friends happy birthday mate

[@RobinHoodies0]

Nordern and friends and Moti, you mean lol.

[@RobinHoodies0]

Becasue Moti is Moti.

[@rangiem2948]

@@RobinHoodies0 yeah I should of added that In. you's sounds better than mine,

[@DrewSavo]

I’ve got a good story, from WW1 about a British fighter pilot called Ferdinand West (I think) During one mission he and his small group encountered 7 German fighters, and in the first wave of attack he had his leg shot off, as in blown completely off! It was jamming the controls of his plane so, and this is the unbelievable part: he opened his window, picked up the leg and threw it out of the plane, manoeuvred himself to get some good shots off at the Germans, sent them packing, carried on to his objective and dropped his bombs, flew back to England, landed back at base, apologised for the poor quality of his landing, and _then_ sought medical attention.

[@patrikpolda]

Imagine being like "Sorry for the bad landing my leg got shot of. Now if you would kind gentleman excuse me I got to go to medic."

[@sonofjack6286]

There was another guy that actually fought in the Battle of Britain without legs, albeit he did have prosthetics.

[@DrewSavo]

@@sonofjack6286 Sir Douglas Bader, a legend in every sense of the term.

[@Asuroh]

dont you mean, happy escape day?

[@tnzycrew7227]

Just found your channel and this is the first video I’ve seen from you, 2 minutes in and I’m already dying laughing damn you guys are funny

[@panther-nk2hn]

We have a jolly good time here. It's all to hide the pain of existence.

[@jakedude9929]

5:36 Where can I get my own?

[@slowrider8680]

Happy birthday Norden, and the last story is so painful for me and probably some other people

[@tiny_josh]

7:16 what he edited out is that moti did the same to him XD

[@SnazzyDuckling]

This spot is reserved for the "UwU SnazzyWazzy" comments.

[@joeyreed8013]

UwU Nordy Wordy

[@notnoelle7759]

UwU SnazzyWazzy

[@Worldofbengamin]

Snazzussy Wussy

[@openthinker6562]

UwU Daddy Snazzy Wazzy

[@slycooper1001]

⚍∴⚍ ᓭリᔑ⨅⨅||∴ᔑ⨅⨅||

[@3braincelled-spaceboss451]

2:17 "Its greater than the great depression itself" or "Hah! My depression is greater *continues to have a mental breakdwon* " couldve been funnier

[@timsonins]

3:59 I'm returning to this game

[@thecrimsoncommando3875]

The perfect comeback to that joke at 1:56 is "That's fine. I'm totally safe from STDs."

[@GhostOfDamned]

Gajin definitely has that one guy locked up in a cellar

[@wolfmutt888]

6:03. GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTT DDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNN. I just lost all my brain cells holy shit

[@addieatrophy378]

You're welcome (:

[@RobTheSquire]

God that story at end.......once he mention the wire fence...The BARBED WIRE fence I was squirming in my chair cupping myself.

[@wolfzillaproductions4563]

No matter the circumstances, Franka is still a boss 7:41 *BLIYAHUU*

[@Adam7ep]

@@wolfzillaproductions4563 it's hilarious

[@LatterReign1013]

Nordorn: you calling me fat? All his friends: *unamously votes yes*

[@randommanchild112]

5:58 Might be the funniest thing I've ever heard

[@MaskedCanadian13]

10:22 next twitch perfect timing comp?

[@RyanCR3000Omega19]

"10:30 If I shoot the rocket will it explode?" WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN? A RAINBOW WOULD COME OUT?! 🤣

[@littletrainguy]

Yeah

[@Someusrr]

“If I shoot the rockets, does it explode?” -every gamer ever

[@AlexQuill63]

Horrifying ending to that tale of woe aside (albeit slightly heartwarming that the dad immediately concluded he'd suffered enough for his sins), I love that in the span of evaluating exactly what his bed partner's dad LOOKED LIKE he went from "I'm probably fine" to "I'M NOT FINE I'M VERY NOT FINE TIME TO GO"

[@HunterZTheLunatic]

1:12 happy bald day nordern 😂

[@chaosmiles07]

Whoever exploded at the realization of "Chai-Latte", thank you for making me laugh today.

[@sonofjack6286]

That was Moti, the Bulgarian vampire.

[@shawnlam3109]

8:45

[@michaelfournie6174]

That was the best video ending ever. "I was only gonna punch you a little bit!"

[@lirneim8013]

Bro.. The last story made me feel the pain even though I haven't experienced smth like that myself..

[@Duster_33]

8:11 was unexpected and very funny

[@johncurl8889]

First off happy birthday Nordern and second I first read the thumbnail as “enough to HANG one princess” I literally just woke up 10 minutes ago

[@hoopchristine5202]

Happy baldated birthday, Nordern. Can’t get enough of your WT videos, so I sincerely appreciate it when you upload them. Best

[@tracipainter]

RED WHITE AND BLUE AT 6:21

[@akahelpwttubers]

Are you feared of french?

[@זהסודי-ה7מ]

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[@MenGamer127]

Americans…

[@gundam2jimmy]

3:49 what the actual f***.....

[@jlaws8740]

5:36. The moment of pure chaos emerges.

[@milosobrenovic2979]

"What ever that was, that was expensive" Brother, you are driving a BMP, nothing is expensive about it.

[@TheWeirddreamer]

Belated happy birthday, Nordern, you completely crazy yet totally awesome person.

[@mustang0243]

12:29 the missed was hilarious

[@picklejoe3859]

2:50 yeah but The gas price will catch you

[@ravensrevenge7245]

Every time I see a War thunder ad, I'm reminded I haven't played War Thunder in close to a year because it was on a school laptop, and it makes me sad. SADWAZZ will return someday

[@crystalclearchaos5387]

Biker: i was only going to punch you a little bit Him after giving himself barbwire cbt: 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Dynasty0612]

Addie is such a good addition to the crew.

[@sonofjack6286]

12:15 I'm convinced.

[@FundyTheAstronaut]

“The only world record you’ll set is the amount of chromosomes in your body” That’s some next level roast.

[@tacticalcalebgaming7264]

That was me doing the playing Fail 1:19 because I know no armor might not withstand that But you got lucky

[@loganstidd2839]

4:32 UAUAGH HEE HEE HEE HAW

[@deathbringerthederanged3493]

Never heard Nordern so Sassy before! 10:55

[@metalavenger23]

That’s great Moti is allergic to garlic, sleeps during the day and is from the same area that Dracula is from. That screams vampire

[@NJPurling]

Vlad Tepes: I was the scourge of the Eastern Devils & now my descendants merely aspire to be gamers and soak their brains in Slivovitz. WTF did I bother?

[@MassiveM-bj5gn]

What the hell is that one tank?(0:33) It looks like they exploded a cardboard box (put a gun on it),mounted it on a chassis and called it a day

[@haydenstones2847]

VFW.

[@betteroywoth2445]

The official WT channel is now shitpost dispenser and I love it

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

6:44 That's a Valentine I, NOT a Matilda III. Much slimmer, smaller engine, 2 man turret with no cupola, and exposed tracks. Not to mention the back is all sloped. Source: Those tanks are my favourite vehicle at their BR. I love watching morons struggle to kill my slab of armour as I use my 2-pounder hole puncher to flex and beat them over the head. If MY gun as stock cant pen me from the front point blank (72mm pen with stock shell vs the 75mm front armour of Matilda III), what makes you think YOUR little rinky-dink German gun is gonna do any better? These things are so beefy, in a ground arcade match where I helped single-handedly pull things back from the brink (I do that more often than I honestly could expect with these things, I like to be the punching bag enemies focus on while my teammates kill them) I was in the Val I and hopped in an air battle event in front of a Stuart. I was still alive by the time I came back from it, after blowing up an M10. You want a power move? do stuff like that. Be that slab of Yorkshire teabag-infused steel that will not die, and kills half the enemy team before going in an air battle in ground arcade just to flex on them.

[@tacticalyeet5435]

this single-handedly might get me back into war thunder.

[@mpcrauzer]

9:47 "Lacrimosa start playing"

[@BC_W]

If you made a biker dude actually care about you when you got injured, that's when you know you are in a lot of pain.

[@Genetic-ice2]

At 7:07 in the video where the tanks have bin combined aren't they technically mating

[@anegg4918]

The Maus Line be like with the tortoise: there is an impostor among us.

[@silverbird1636]

Rewatching this after once documents were leaked for this game once again😂

[@RDY736]

11:45 HAHAHOUI

[@DJRaguindinGame]

I just discovered you guys literally 20 minutes ago and I gotta say I wan't to see a collab of you guys, The WPE crew and SovietWomble and friends

[@tubois2025]

I love the dads answer in the end ! Rip balls tho

[@zack_UnsayYT]

0:54 got me dying on the floor🤣 5:58 the judge be like: What the Twat is this person?

[@Drunk_n_Sailr]

"I drive fast cars so the sad feels don't catch me" had me ROLLING 🤣

[@whack_man]

We need to survive... immediately falls off the edge

[@SebHaarfagre]

11:57 That laugh is glorious

[@IanS2006]

"I was only gonna punch you a little bit" sounds like a fun time :D

[@DakkaScrappa]

just so you know nordern if you see a tank,truck or cavalry vehicle that has the sticker "DID YOU ANGLE" with a maus then you already know betty has come to meme you

[@tomiokagiyu4931]

13:28 was the guy called “big tony”?

[@axer333]

Oh my god, I had sympathy pain at the end

[@paoloangeloparaiso7415]

Just thinking about it hurts for some reason

[@no_shotboi455]

The last one though, my condolences to him

[@daniel_f4050]

Once again Nordern gives us proof that the best WT creators are the ones who play with a group of fellow lunatics.

[@vaulthunterfromterra4053]

2:44 Must be from the government

[@samjingparagas]

9:36 “oh my fucking look right”

[@xendordawnburst9969]

Franka just seems like a gem to hang out with!

[@benwarren8917]

At 0:11 it had me falling out of my chair laughing

[@Buckflash]

*”I was only going to punch you a little”*

[@madeingermany9445]

3:40 yeah the stinger aa missiles from the ozelot and the type 93 aa car suck really much and can't hit stuff most time

[@Quickscope-qb5ei]

I actually had the pleasure of meeting moti the other day in a match I was gonna duel his t-95 in my IS-6 then a 4005 said no.. but it was a pleasure to meet him and it was also really cool

[@Spook_Boi]

7:35 when AFI Flank tactics go wrong. btw for the un-initiated, the 1% motorcycle flag means that 99% of the motorcycle club community are law-abiding. so TL;DR, stay away from anyone that has a "1%'er" tattoo, flag, or patch

[@neopolitan7437]

I feel sorry for laughing, but man he must have gotten to closer to the dad at the very least

[@altwelve1]

Good on the biker for taking him to the hospital

[@AHSValor]

"I was only going to punch you a little bit" I'd feel oddly relieved if that came from a biker, given my avocado seeds would be outside of my body

[@jamesmcneil3412]

0:53 to be continued later today

[@railworkskid9965]

I love the fact that War Thunder said that on Nordern Stream