Honest Try: Jack's "Lazy Man Porkchops"

BUT FIRST we remove some paint from the top of the stove. I actually didn't anticipate how much work that would be, so I'll do the rest later, haha.
The music used in the stove section is an instrumental track from the upcoming album for my synthwave project "Citizen."
Also, I don't really think that doing it this way would save any kind of time for porkchops and rice. I guess maybe you'd have one less pan to wash.

[@theraymonator9715]

We need to get him enough views to buy a new stove

[@mergat2970]

That stove has been through hell and back

[@calvinyazzie3338]

He should be able to buy his Own stove💀

[@theraymonator9715]

@@calvinyazzie3338 we can help him by watching the videos tho

[@edmac1090]

Nah, it’s like Ashen’s couch. The stove is important to the channel

[@ThePixelated_kris]

Yes we need to watch his videos all the way through to help him get a new stove

[@thomase5374]

This has good “old youtube” energy. It’s new but also nostalgic.

[@getztrampled]

thats what i was thinking!

[@VendErre]

THE STOVE SUBPLOT, SO AMAZING. ACTUAL MASTERPIECE.

[@richardwilkins1283]

When I saw people making fun of this recipe it on Jack's channel I saw a lot of people saying he was making the rice-a-roni wrong under the impression that rice-a-roni is rice, but it's actually vermicelli pasta and Jack cooked it according to box instructions. The rest of the meal I can't vouch for but I'm convinced some people hate on Jack's cooking before they even see the videos due to his track record

[@HonestTries]

100%. It's just the box instructions.

[@beepbeeplettuce5890]

Yea i hate jack just as much as the next guy, but i cant stand these people that just assume since hes doing it, its wrong

[@edenpeacock9503]

@@beepbeeplettuce5890 maybe this is a hot take, but I actually have a weird kind of admiration for Jack. Yeah, he cant cook, but he clearly enjoys what he's doing and he's a lot braver than me to put it out there for the ravenous wolves of the internet. Would I ever watch his videos directly? not a chance. Do I enjoy the videos that rip on him? Absolutely. But even with one functioning arm he's still doing what he's passionate - albeit misinformed and objectively terribly - about. Unless theres info out there im not privy to, like hes a super racist or something.

[@bongdonkey]

@@edenpeacock9503 Jack is a sacco di stronzo. He beat up his kid on several occasions. And his food is beyond shit. He eats raw chicken for Christ sakes. lol!

[@edenpeacock9503]

@@papayer Holy shit okay yeah fuck this guy. What a loser.

[@braydinmiller1343]

The thing I love about so many of Jack's Lazy man recipes is that it actually makes things *more* complicated and less tasty than a legitimate lazy way of making the food. As you said If you had just thrown some salt, pepper, garlic and onion and fried the pork chops up, it would not be anything amazing but it would be better tasting and lazier than adding the ricearoni. I love his lazy mans omelette video in particular because he takes one of the legitimately easiest foods to make (you throw stuff in eggs, maybe add a dash of milk or cream, toss it in a pan, let it cook and then flip it) into this super complicated and potentially dangerous affair where he is filling ziplock bags with it, labelling each bag with a sharpie, boiling them in the bags, "burping" the bags of steam, and then individually cutting all these awful omelettes out. Also I just remembered, i'm surprised you didnt mention how in this particular video Jack calls the food network to try and pitch his show, the lady on the line gives him a pre recorded message basically saying "we don't accept show ideas unless you are an actual network", Jack goes "Wow guys look theres hope im gonna get on the food network!" then proceeds to boil an unseasoned porkchop in a box of Rice A Roni. It really shows the essence of Jack's character thinking he is this master chef when in reality he has lower than average cooking skills.

[@jamesbyrd3740]

Ziplock and Glad brand bags are made from polyethylene plastic, and are free of BPAs and dioxins. iploc bags meet the relevant U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) safety requirements and are therefore safe for defrosting and reheating food in microwaves. ziplock bags are suitable for sous vide cooking with a max safe temp 195F.

[@5533Ada]

honestly, I'll be here for more content like this. Glad you showed up in my recommended.

[@Buntod]

The no seasoning on the pork chop makes me think jack might be a black pepper is too spicy kind of guy

[@ayajade6683]

Jack either abuses seasoning or avoids it completely

[@grungeisdeadd]

@@ayajade6683 he also abuses his son

[@arkkon2740]

@@ayajade6683 I prefer his food be bland, at least you don't waste fine spices on a raw chicken sandwich

[@nathansimpson2363]

But I thought he like owns a spice mix/hot sauce company. Jack is a fucking mystery

[@ayajade6683]

@@grungeisdeadd since when does Jack have a son and site your sources

[@plasma_master]

It's pretty cool watching your channel blow up in real time

[@hannah.kate.]

I wish I could binge watch these, I love your attitude trying out new things and I award you for your bravery trying to remake anything from Jack’s channel - please keep them coming, as long as your digestive system and sanity are holding up ok 😂

[@ryanjones2077]

Am I missing videos? This is only the second one I've seen available.

[@bigtunde6805]

came 2 months late binge watching all of them :)

[@beepmoo8771]

This is very comfy. Reminds me a lot of older youtube vids, just some dude pointing a camera at something with video game music in background. It's lovely.

[@tonybarba72]

It'd be epic if you try all of Jack's and Kay's recipes 🤣🤣🤣

[@rebel4466]

Also: he'd be dead

[@tonybarba72]

@@rebel4466 lmao

[@skruggibberish6348]

You're trying to kill this man

[@noje9724]

Then augusttheduck could do a video about it 😂

[@OverlordParadox]

Coercing someone to commit suicide is a serious felony you know...

[@egg_addict]

I hope these videos continue to do well for you, they're entertaining.

[@pdgoblue2518]

That Sonic drowning music still makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up all these years later

[@jayparas9409]

Just discovered your cheese casserole video. I love the lore update with the stove cleaning. Keep up the great work man!

[@dimitrissavvidis9487]

came to see honest reviews about jack's cooking, stayed for the 'worst stove ever' odyssey

[@Thisstufferguy]

Lords work right here. Fair responses is such a rare thing these days.

[@killianguthrie8502]

I actually really enjoy watching an honest attempt at these things. Anyway this is pretty cool I'd watch more. Also the stove looks pretty decent !

[@avatarofcloud]

Keeping going my guy, I will watch every single one of these culinary disasters

[@gummiodler2251]

Lets get him a stove

[@TheStalitha]

Looks like a good way to make something basic when you're done with life! I might try this, but put the Pork in first to get it seared on both sides. Then add the dry ricearoni, then the liquid and seasoning, and maybe throw some frozen peas and corn in for the last 3 minutes :) Really enjoyed also having the section of fixing up the oven, it felt really wholesome, like "first we fix things up, then we have some food!"

[@anophelesnow3957]

Your method would be tasty and with a variety of flavours. I'd eat it, but no good for Jack.

[@henriquepacheco7473]

Yeah, just searing the chops in the butter before the rest of the cooking probably would be a very large improvement on the dish.

[@MichaelGottloib]

I have a gut feeling this channel is gonna blow up soon. Keep up the good work!

[@yarp1246]

"I have back-up dinner prepared, just in case this is really bad" 🤣🤣

[@davidacord]

I was shook when you cut a triangle slice out the pork chop like it was a pie 😂

[@SupremeCKS]

love that this revived channel already has "character" (stove) development haha

[@710Chri]

I saw another one of your cooking with jack recreations. I’m glad you’re refinishing your stove

[@dirtywash4890]

This is truly the KZbin channel I needed

[@thewurstcase261]

I like that cardigan. It looks good on you and seems so comfy :>

[@DiviAugusti]

Aunt Myrna seal of approval.

[@hanscyberwurst5949]

you are a legend to masterfully cooked a jack's recipe and survived 👩‍🍳 12/10 👍

[@TJThomas116]

Bro please keep making these, your deadpan sense of humour is sending me. Looking forward to watching more!

[@soggyk7607]

I feel so lucky to have stubbled across your channel! I love the idea of trying weird, wacky dishes that I’d never in a million years consider putting into my body. Keep it up!! Can’t wait for your next video :D

[@82olys]

Realizing we are neighbors based on Hy-Vee I got excited. Then when you made a "cooking with hoarders" reference then a Trolls 2 reference. Well color me a subscriber. Oh and being bearded bros. You are talented. Thanks and keep up the good work.

[@mayaceleste8523]

Love the videos because it’s actually telling us what they taste like instead of just criticizing them. Your genuine effort is refreshing to see ❤keep it up!

[@dancing_odie]

This is the guy that did Aunt Myrna's Cheese Salad?! You're playing with fire following Jack's recipes. Its like Russian Roulette!

[@ehcmier]

Try all the things, and keep making things! Thing you very much!

[@yourworstfan]

I love how hard you tried to figure out how you're supposed to eat it in order to enjoy it.

[@ryanhelmbold2288]

Definitely do more, I love the wholesome homey vibes the channel is giving

[@davidp2888]

Here for the Jack's recipe review. I appreciate that you're honest about how these monstrosities taste. Subbed, please make more content like this.

[@blewrei1366]

You're doing God's work with this series, it's fun seeing a real reaction to jacks food unlike what you see on his show.

[@phoenixforce5294]

Yes please do more dude!

[@colina1330]

I actually have a diffuser sitting on my wood-top bar right now. I'm gonna be realllllly careful with that now. Thanks for the tip.

[@sfeather7088]

just saw the video on August the Duck for Myrna's "Salad"....You Sir are a True Hero, I'm now subscribed , and will be binging the rest of Your videos as soon as I'm done shoveling snow! Great Job Sir !

[@ApocolypsMeow]

I hope garbage stew is next, I would of never knew Jack existed if it wasn't for that lmao

[@2darki]

Garbage stew reminds me of soljanka, but it's missing the letscho, which is a pretty important ingredient to it. The meats are all fine. We usually make it when we have leftover grilled stuff.

[@definitelynotwalter]

Except Jack would actually put garbage scraps inside of it

[@ApocolypsMeow]

I think most of the rebuttal comes from Jack throwing everything and anything into the pot, the idea itself sound but most people that would make it would generally use the items that actually work together not just everything because it's near expiring

[@skylar4335]

That’s probably coming soon remember the smoked brisket has to age in the freezer for a year😂

[@jaymzb1979]

100% would watch ALL of your Jack videos. Make more!

[@Nuttyella-]

2 days ago I find him and he already doubled his subs, what a legend

[@matthewthomas9543]

"Looks like it MIGHT be cooked all the way through. Only one way to find out..." The correct answer here is an instant read thermometer. Great video. I think I will try this myself, with a few tweaks of course. ;)

[@crypticcrustacean4499]

Using a meat thermometer isn't an honest try since Jack doesn't use one.

[@jonelder4552]

short and sweet video, I like that you never flamed Jack, he does his best I think. One thing to remember about those boxed products is that they are made to appeal to the largest percentage of consumers, it's just right for the median but most of us are on one side or another so we can personalize it to our own tastes. I use them as a base and add from there. The main problem I saw with this dish though was that the pork chops were basically steamed, there was no chance for that nice Maillard reaction that really brings out the flavor of most meats.

[@grungeisdeadd]

nah he deserves to get flamed. he's a POS who choked his son till he bled from his nose over pot. he is a racist and he's talked about calling for genocide. he's a terrible human being.

[@sheoofisles1573]

Nice, you have my subscription, keep it up

[@rebelcolorist]

Your channel is great! And the only thing that this is missing is a good browning of those chops, along with pre-seasoning on them, before you add them to the rice... Cheers! 😁

[@HardcoreHalo]

Loving these Honest Try videos! 😆

[@helloits_morgan]

Love that we’re not only watching the channel grow in real time, but that the stove is also becoming its own series

[@seth1130]

Would love to see more of these types of videos, really interesting stuff

[@knocknockify]

Glad you’re back! You’re a natural, there’s so much potential in these videos. Keep it up!

[@changoelchango]

I love the jazz in the background

[@perlowkey]

You're one of my new favorite channels, love your vibe and the videos, humor n stuff, all of its super good keep it up!

[@cheddar813]

The montage feeling music whilst cleaning the stove was weirdly inspiring

[@link99912]

I saw your last video and thought that your stove was a horror story to match the recipe you were testing- I appreciate that you fixed that basically immediately, and turned that awful radioactive sludge you called a paint job into content. Excellent work.

[@krampusklaws2238]

If you plan on doing any of Jack's cooking, especially chicken, please make sure you at least cook your meat properly, even if it means deviating from Jack's methods. He has had Salmonella several times and had a few strokes an am 100% sure it is because of his cooking. So please be careful. Other than that, great content. The stove is looking much nicer now lol

[@nazarenocordero9587]

My guy posting 2 bangers in a row , keep up the good content

[@GuacPissDoodoo]

this video, along with the channel has a lot less views and subs than i thought it did, keep up the content man!

[@mookkss1381]

You have found the KZbin golden formula sir. I wish you all the luck and prosperity and will check back in a few months to see you hit 100k

[@AlphaSteelFang005]

Pleaseeee keep this series going

[@VendErre]

The stove subplot is easily the most natural and engaging one I've ever seen. It's perfect. This is the perfect youtube video subplot premier. It's genius. It's brilliant. And I'm brilliant and genius for noticing it. xd

[@RoseArkana]

I watched your last video thinking it was some one off, dude I'm here for it, I'm sticking around, i loved that last video

[@Meekomix]

Subscribed because you’re authentic :)

[@oogalinee1097]

Rad idea for a video! Keep it up we love seeing real people try cooking with Jack

[@GreenieBoi9]

Jack in his vid: "The meat is PeRfEcT!" This man: "I mean its edible..."

[@plazmasavior4691]

Always love watching people try Jack’s dishes😂 keep up the good work!

[@sheepandshepherds]

You are a BRAVE man. I must agree on a comment I read before, you give some real nostalgic and authentic KZbin vibes. Really enjoy watching you, aside from the fact that you look could be a sibling big brother of mine. Keep it up, I'm rooting for you as another upcoming KZbin channel! Good stuff...and be careful with those Jack's recipes. Google doesn't pay for surgery..

[@crowbirdie]

Why am I so invested in this man’s poor stove

[@bradthunderpants3283]

Subscribed. The continuity with the stove has got me hooked. Also question, with the party cheese salad, if it was all you could eat and given the choice would you eat it or just fast for the day and not eat anything

[@HonestTries]

I would probably fast!

[@katerinakrepelova897]

This man is so precious ❤️ please keep on making these videos it’s such a fun content! ❤

[@thestradiosmiles]

I love how Jack pretends all of his dishes are delicious after he tries them even though he literally never seasons anything. It's so cringe.

[@RealSiViX]

I love your use of the Sonic drowning song when you go to take a bite, makes me laugh every time, lol...

[@TheSonshade]

Pretty sure he got this out of my mom's 1970's cookbook. Actually, all his recipes look like that. Good show!

[@McOvaries]

This is really relaxing to watch. I subscribed, can’t wait for more

[@Tariffs]

im excited for the lazy man's enchiladas episodes

[@totoluca]

I was about to mute when you started using the scraper, so thank you for doing it for us

[@ellowell8160]

I'm just a sucker for weird ass food content, I'm realizing. It all started with Ordinary Sausage and now here we are.

[@ryanhelmbold2288]

I love this channel so far this stuff is great. Glad I got you in my reccomendations

[@fauxman9164]

Another banger, you gotta do some King Cobra recipes and drink combos d00d.

[@CaptainRiftPants]

this please for the love of god

[@cherb6944]

I'm so happy I found your channel. Keep on cookin on that gas stove!

[@BosleyStarr]

August the duck recommended you and he was right this is a cool channel. Stay safe cooking Jack's "recipes"!

[@redwolf92]

I love the aesthetic of your videos, very quaint. bless you and we should crowdfund you a new stove.

[@trissy8820]

I love this, every bit of this thank you for this.

[@beccak9866]

i love ur attitude so calm and just like genuine keep it up i luv hate watching jacks recipes

[@jeebun981]

Keep trying these recipes. Seriously great content.

[@HaventHeard307]

My new favorite cooking channel.

[@bmo14lax]

First recipe on this channel I thought had any chance of being "decent" haha I love your channel so far alot! Keep up the good work man thanks!

[@LetsCopter]

Glad the stove turned out in some way it appeared in the first video. Really brings those Hobo Vibes!

[@MadGamerRus]

Premium Stripper was my nickname in college. Nice videos bro, the taste test always makes me laugh

[@F19HORNET123]

The stove paint arc made me subscribe

[@598bryce]

I love these videos. I sincerely hope you continue to make more

[@HonestTries]

Got another one coming out this weekend. Just have to finish editing.

[@598bryce]

@@HonestTriesIs there anywhere we can follow you? Like instagram? Saw the new video you mentioned. I loved it. The old KZbin energy is such a nice quality for me.

[@HonestTries]

@@598bryce Thinking about something like that. Maybe like a discord server but I'm so scared to do that as it often seems to be the downfall of every good boy. Drama creator. I'm thinking about it though. We'll see.

[@kewzee]

I figured the backup dinner would come into play either way if you’re replicating a jack meal 😬

[@kathi2984]

The little thanks with the smiley face got me hehe, such a sweet gesture! I instantly subscribed :)) Looking forward to seeing more videos of you :D

[@kinariuu]

The ultimate video would be if Jack And Kay met and used their oh so amazing cooking skills to make some food

[@lgninjalo]

I appreciate the honest tries. It isn't that some of the stuff he does is particularly bad, it just isn't worth making a youtube video. It's just random slop that most of us throw together when we are hungry. There seems to be this misconception that you have to eat delicious food every day.

[@deathbygaming8834]

I absolutely love that this channel got a shoutout and is getting this support. Feels very wholesome. Also this man is awesome, protect him at all costs

[@Nevs-]

First time watcher and now I can’t stop! Keep it up 👍

[@binkman67]

another good video, looking forward to more of this style of content!