Blue Foods | Randy Writes a Novel Special | Randy Feltface

[@VeIocity_Racing]

"BLUE MEANS THERES SHARKS IN IT" Bloody legendary

[@autobotCRSHR]

And that's where Iz wanna be!

[@ARPGAMER19]

DONT EAT IT ITS GOT SHAAAAAAAAAAAÆRRRRRKS INIT!

[@krusader9508]

My favorite muppet

[@The-Eye866]

Same bro

[@constance8190]

Oh this isn’t no fucking muppet this is a genius

[@krusader9508]

@@constance8190 unlike the mf with an NFT profile pic. (Jk jk)

[@waltonsimons12]

@@constance8190 Hey, the muppets ARE genius. The whole reason people mention Randy in the same breath as the muppets is that Randy achieves the same level of genius.

[@JD_9001]

He's everyone's favorite muppet

[@xavierdallenmusicuniverse6304]

This line will forever be iconic ( 0:57 )

[@brett4264]

Agreed! I love how he was waiting for someone to answer "blueberries".

[@jayesp83]

BLUEBARRYS ARE *FUCKING* PURPLE

[@kylestubbs8867]

That lady got her money’s worth.

[@DutchHeathen]

It's the little shiver afterwards that does it for me.

[@Drakith90]

This entire bit is just one endless goldmine. "You would sets that shit on fire." "Blue means sharks in it! Don't eat it! it's got sharks in it!"

[@garettjohnson6978]

Okay, 2 very amazing quotes here. "BLUEBERRIES ARE PHUKING PURPLE!" as well as "BLUE MEANS SHAAAARKS INNIT!!!" Randy is just the best, not to mention the Earnest Hemingway bit in the same show. Or, of course, the best bit entirely, the Randy Buys a Bookshelf Off Gumtree. I need to go watch the entire show now. He has it on his KZbin channel for those who don't know what I'm talking about.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Cringe

[@garettjohnson6978]

@Marvelfanatic3658 ...thank you? So how exactly AM I supposed to react to that?

[@SawyerRicke]

0:57 he had that locked and loaded

[@Doodletonestupid]

Blue lobster

[@HelloImTheVeganPie]

You can tell he was ready for that

[@Matt-jb5rg]

You can tell he’s heard “Blueberries!” many times when asking that question. Audience member didn’t even finish their breath and he had the response loaded lol.

[@garynewton1263]

If they ever rename Blueberries they'll call them 'Randy's'! 😉

[@Eli_Guy]

This entire special has lived rent free in my head for years

[@Imperial_Squid]

"So I bought a bookshelf off Gumtree recently..." Fully know what you mean 😂

[@ghostdragon5745]

yh anytime time someones bothering me they go "why are you smirking?" because I just want to shout ''wHy dONt yOU MiNd yOuR OWn F*ckInG bUSinESs!!!'' and cant help but smile

[@shroomwastaken]

"If you planted mint and it came out blue, you would *set that shit on fire*" brilliant

[@internetdragon7624]

And then because it's mint it survives anyways

[@Web_Metz]

I want to make a Mint mod for Fallout 4. Only so I can have 2 harvest options for the irradiated mint. Harvest and Set that Shit on Fire.

[@genkureshima9834]

I just can't get over how funny it is that Randy seemed AT THE VERY LEAST offended by "blueberries" being "FUCKIN' PURPLE"

[@zedc6072]

Still have ‘BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE!’ rattling in my brain, every now and then it just pops in my head and it makes me laugh every time

[@QuarterAlive]

1:12 Underatted quote “If you planted mint and it came up blue, you would sets the shit on fire!”

[@karinamella2633]

Mf i cant stop laughing By some reason 😭😂😂😂😭

[@Amyroseplaysstuff]

His movements are so smooth, that I forgot he was a puppet

[@DahPeppin0]

Yeah Like Roblt Or Byeah

[@ToganzLikesToAnimateYT]

Especially when he talked about the fucking blueberries

[@TheAdvertisement]

0:57 The way Randy shakes after yelling is beautiful.

[@Swedish-music-making]

Yes!

[@certifiedgoobersnoobert]

“BLUEBERRIES ARE F*CKING PURPLE!” That is bloody hilarious

[@DLGaming2002]

When Randy says "Sets that shit on fire!" (1:17), you can see the puppeteer's hand

[@annemarieta]

“BLUEBERRIES ARE F*UCKING PURPLE” 💀😭😂

[@Mismatched2]

what was the point of the asterisk

[@NickIrons]

And the way he said that Like if he was offered 😂

[@LillyTheLonelySock]

Can we just take a minute to appreciate 0:39? "Firstly, don't call your kid Brayden!" Everyone is rejoicing over Randy's line at 0:57 but I'm just pleased that he addressed the name _Brayden._

[@TheMiGger]

Is there a joke _specifically_ with the name Brayden or is it just less common? Non-English here, so I can't get the meaning

[@LillyTheLonelySock]

@@TheMiGger It's just less common. There seems to be a trend now of parents purposely giving their children unusual names. When EVERYONE does it, it's pretty annoying.

[@TheMiGger]

@@LillyTheLonelySock Thanks a lot for the answer, makes more sense now

[@LillyTheLonelySock]

@@TheMiGger You're very welcome!

[@fernandovalenzuela5262]

he’s got a point there’s no natural blue food and who tf is allergic to colors

[@ashoka9306]

colors are chemicals yo can be allergic to any chemical

[@fernandovalenzuela5262]

@@ashoka9306 so what you’re saying is that someone can eat a skittle and start spasming out

[@huntermendez4109]

I'm pretty sure blue corn is a thing if I'm not mistaken

[@brett4264]

Braden, apparently. (It makes me wonder if Braden would be allergic if blindfolded)

[@kaienjin5468]

I think it means Brayden is allergic to artificial food colorings.

[@idiotofthenorth]

"BLUEBERRYS ARE FUCKING PURPLE" my man snapped

[@swordbrethrenmordred1230]

He knew exactly someone's gonna say Blueberry. xD

[@thehuntornator6905]

Randy, you need to do more shows this is comedy gold

[@Superstariguess]

Honestly this is one of the best Randy specials I’ve seen!!

[@Mr_lol.555]

BLUEBERRY'S ARE F*CKING PURPLE!!! got me rolling on the floor

[@pj4003]

Love it! "Firstly, don't call your kid Brayden!" Hahah!

[@MollyDollyy774]

Blue indeed means *_SHARKS IN IT !!_* Randy: Name me 1 Blue food Girl: Blueberries Randy: *_BLUEBERRIES ARE F U C K I N G PURPLE !!_*

[@Dailydoseofmemes-lg6qc]

0:37 “that is bullshit” gets me every time 😂

[@sorry1827e7]

"BLUEBERRYS ARE FUCKING PURPLE" is hilarious

[@Maxler5795]

I like how randy legitimately thinks about what brayden is in his family tree and then says "fuck it"

[@McDamnit]

0:57 quote this all the time and nobody ever knows why

[@donfabi13]

Keep up with the good work

[@SonderCycle]

1:42 Dang, I don't think I will be able to attend, I'll be about 4 years too late

[@LeonEvans_Guyver1]

I am going to lose my sh*t in February 2023 as its my birthday and I'm seeing the Felt face himself live in Cardiff for my birthday! BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

[@swift6347]

How was it? I must know this

[@LeonEvans_Guyver1]

@@swift6347 it was amazing! And I saw his feltiness again last month which was also glorious 😍😁

[@KainaX122]

_BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE!!_ That one got me 😂

[@adamquinn3230]

One of my favorite stories! LOVE YOU RANDYYYYYYYYYY

[@insanimal2]

I love that this was posted one day ago and ends on an ad for a 2018 tour

[@bionicdragon5]

Good to see Randy draws inspiration from George Carlin. Guy was a legend.

[@WarmasterJoshmaul]

I actually just watched that particular special today and went "oho, so THAT'S where Randy got it..."

[@bionicdragon5]

@@WarmasterJoshmaul Yeah, the blue food bit is a classic. It's practically George Carlin's signature bit. I'm genuinely surprised at how many people here don't realize it was a reference.

[@AnimeAftermath]

​@@bionicdragon5Signature bit? The Seven Words You Can't Say was Carlin's signature bit. Blue food was just a bit he did early on. A lot of comics have done the blue food thing.

[@lovemojiheartkiss]

fun fact: in his recent special Feltopia it was revealed it was PURE COINCIDENCE that they did the same bit

[@Zapa1206]

And George Carlin filmed that joke two years before randy was born

[@FEARSOME-GODZILLA-24]

This is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! Theres so much hysteria over how this guy is so tired of blue. Reminds me of a Seinfeld bit

[@dappergenesis822]

I forgot how much I missed Randy

[@viyhexe131]

"BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE!" Oh, he was just waiting to pull that one out

[@bicyclist2]

Randy got the "Blueberries are f*ckin purple" from the late great George Carlin. Check out Carlin's bit on blue food he did back in the late 70's or 80's.

[@AvetFox]

“BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKEN PURPLE” - Randy Feltface

[@bicyclist2]

Pure Genius! Thank you.

[@smilyboi9847]

My cousin’s son, which makes him....someone I couldn’t give a f*** about. Anyway! THAT IS GOLDEN! 😂

[@satraelr.r.deihouwmarentar7901]

Purple means peak comedy if blue means sharks. Randy as always, brings the smiles when Margrette has brought the biscuits. The 'soon to be pirated KZbin sensation' is just comedy gold. ;)

[@idorandomthings07]

"Brayden can't eat blue" lol

[@woofstar1880]

Randy, you are by far one of my favorite comedians. I wish you were popular enough to do shows anywhere you want!

[@NathanielPen]

1:14 "If you planted mint and it came out blue, you would sets that shit on FIRE!"

[@CesarGameBoy.]

“BLUE MEANS SHARKS IN IT!!!” I see this as an absolute win 𓂁!

[@Swedish-music-making]

1:32 like salt and shaaarrkks

[@Cynicayke]

Really looking forward to that 2018 tour.

[@ShiningWolf88]

I wanna go around screaming “blue has sharks in it!!”

[@pixel9538]

Can we just appreciate the one dude who had the courage to shout "blueberries"

[@lolgif64]

0:57 he did not hold back

[@coolestkid806]

0:56 LMAO🤣🤣🤣

[@TheMimiSard]

The one blue natural consumable is butterfly peaflower tea, and only if you don't get any acid in it. The problem with it is it tastes like grass and peas and needs other flavourings, like sugar and *lemon juice* - the acid.

[@TheMimiSard]

@ScorobeSlavinpoop I wonder how quickly it turns purple in cooking?

[@TheMimiSard]

@ScorobeSlavinpoop Sounds tasty!​

[@TheBlueStickmanYT]

0:57 BLUEBERRIES ARE FRICKING PURPLE!!!

[@petrovicsadrian3433]

i love the end screen, it tells us that Randy is a time traveller!

[@autumbreeze1129]

Always makes me smile. Just wish I could watch it on DVD

[@KingOfElectricNinjas]

Setting the blue mint on fire comes off as something different.

[@KingdomCome257]

I can watch this special once a week, he just stuck gold with everything in it

[@The_Offical_StealthShadow]

“BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE” 😂😂 Awesome Line!

[@Batman19395]

"BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE!!!!!!" Randy Said calmly

[@GLSnifit]

I know 'BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE' is the remembered quote, but I always crack up at 'What flavor is that? Fuckin'...highlighter?'

[@slothbelly5332]

a revisit to your show is joyous.

[@LifeLongArtist]

“BLUE MEANS THERES SHARKS IN IT!!!” Well no fucking WONDER Brayden is allergic then, Randy. I assume, to an extent, we’re all allergic to the CAVERNOUS GAPE OF DEATH

[@dccbigbro13]

0:36 indeed

[@datgamerboy123]

I love this clip. More than I probably should

[@doswallo]

This is always one of my favorite Randy bits. Just so much fun!

[@Julz_swiftyXoX]

The moment in 0:57 is the best line ever 😂😂😂😂

[@chester1882]

You can tell he knows people when he has a bit for Blueberries.

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

This is pure perfect chaos and I love it.

[@TheDevilsNightmare12]

"THAT IS BULLSHIT!!" Most dramatic movement I've ever seen😂😂😂

[@kv-jager-2482]

One of the best things to come out of Australia. Loved the show and being from Ballarat myself and near Melbourne I fully agree with the Collingwood joke.

[@Ramiel277]

I'll miss you randy come back to Australia some time

[@Magic_wizard1234]

"WHAT FLAVOR IS THAT F##KING HIGHLIGHTER" 😂

[@miles-morales121gamer6]

Hey Randy. Recently discovered your stuff and love what I’ve seen so far! I probably won’t ever get to see you live but watching ur specials on YT is always a treat :)

[@j.a.george9229]

Somebody's got the blue food, goddamn it!

[@FaysalIsGoated]

0:57 Blueberry’s doing WHAT to purple???😳

[@SleepyCapybaraTakingaNap]

bro was vibrating hard when he said blueberries are purple

[@alien5589]

I nnneeeeeed a new randy special in my soul

[@Kyaaa_h8z_u]

0:41 I bet there was at least 1 person in the audience called Brayden 😂

[@CaitlinJordan-v5z]

I love him so freaking much ❤

[@A_Kuna_Foamer]

*"BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE!!!"* 😂

[@Lily-GraceRenfroe]

“NAME A BLUE FRUIT👏🏼BLUEBERRIES ARE- PURPLE!” Had me rolling😭😂😂😂💀

[@FireGiraffe]

"Blueberries are f*cking purple" Dumbledore said calmly.

[@gem9535]

I watch these when I need joy

[@finandmamo6173]

Blue berries are blue on the outside, green on the inside and purple when you blend them.

[@Nìká-y4q]

"BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE" The way he leans over the table is everything😂

[@TheZipperDragon]

I don't remember how they could tell, but water is ACTUALLY blue, you just only notice when theres a lot of it. That shit about it only being blue because of the sky is apparently bs.

[@NesseeNessieYT]

0:54 name me one blue food

[@zandriabeasley9626]

Blueberries

[@NesseeNessieYT]

BLUBERIES ARE FAKING PURPLE

[@JDubs-wf6gj]

"BLUEBERRIES ARE FAKING PURPLE" got me dying laughing 💀 his accent makes it all the more funnier.

[@travissmith7808]

1:13 “Mint is *GREEN.* If you planted mint and it came up *BLUE,* you would *SET THAT S**** *ON FIRE.* “

[@Splunkmastah]

I love how he knew people were going to say blueberries

[@Mistertophatcat]

This guy sounds like that one dog dad from that one tv show

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

I think the association between blue and “cold” may have partially originated from the fact that glacial ice is often blue because it’s so dense.

[@CharisKnowles]

ive been binge watching this same vid for a couple mins while making a new gacha oc,legends say i will not stop listening to this

[@AmericanBusinessman422]

It's still funny the 4th time watching

[@TheGamingHellhound]

I love how he doesn’t miss a single beat

[@forestwolfang1962]

I love this and what makes this so much more hilarious to me is that I have a cousin named Brayden

[@pokebreederrichard1200]

I'm about to blow your mind, corn is originally blue.

[@Alizudo]

The flower is?

[@i_am_ghost989]

This is fucking hilarious Randy.

[@gaigelarry]

I love Randy, dude... x'D