Ranking All Dark Souls Bosses On Who Could Give The Best Funeral Speech

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@icetide9411 3 ай бұрын

Nito does deliver a great eulogy, though it is weird how he keeps looking at our casket and saying something about being a "new subject"

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

Poor Chosen Undead. Let’s just hope it is quick and a relatively painless process

@sirornstein 2 ай бұрын

Gwyn would say racial slurs about us, he created the asylum to keep "our kind" as far away from him as possible. he hated humans with a mad passion

@thatotherguysf1089 2 ай бұрын

Dang Gwyn just let a normal dude rest at a bonfire man

@stoovano 2 ай бұрын

Nah he'd give a half assed speech, like he was forced to, cause he's all about saving face, only to leave the funeral as soon as he's done Edit: just got to the gywn part and zamn almost word for word, I must be psychic

@exzyyd392 2 ай бұрын

Artorias would probably just stand up there screaming and crying unintelligibly for as long as everyone else lets him. Then he'd lose himself and destroy the place but that's totally unrelated.

@gettrolled938 3 ай бұрын

Solaire would give the best speech in the history of funeral speeches. Probably tie life to the sun or something.

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

I know all he would have to do is praise the sun and I would start bawling

@aprinnyonbreak1290 2 ай бұрын

Truly, they are not dead, for time is convoluted, and we will engage in jolly cooperation again soon

@Late0NightPC 2 ай бұрын

Honestly, the Ceaseless Discharge doesn't deserve A tier at all. He canonically dropped the special magical "lava pain away" ring his sisters specially crafted just for him ALMOST INSTANTLY. You can not look at the Charred Ring and tell me, the man who was so foolish as to instantly lose the gift his sisters gave him mere moments ago, then proceeded to weep at one of their graves because he was either too foolish, or too scared, to go get the ring back from the Centipede Demon that just spawned from it. Dude's like 4 times as tall as it, yet is too scared to just step on it. He'd certainly try to give an emotional speech, but he'd lose track of his own thoughts and go on a ramble about how much his sores hurt from all the lava seeping from them or something. Definitely D tier speech giver, C if you want to be really generous and give a bunch of bonus points due to how emotional he gets, but no higher than that.

@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee 2 ай бұрын

If i remember right then in lore the centipede is the choped of hand of ceaseless, so i think he droped it unintetionaly

@bobblehead7002 3 ай бұрын

Most random content, but I love it. Becoming one of my fave channels

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

Hey I greatly appreciate it! I just like making dumb content for people!😎

@maxwellvindman7212 2 ай бұрын

I feel like gwyn would at least give you some respect, having beaten all the lords and all.

@zettaeliza2043 3 ай бұрын

Oo! Oooh! Do a tier list about which Bloodborne bosses could best help you file your taxes :3c (or hell, commit tax fraud)

@shrek9025 2 ай бұрын

orphan could help you commit insurance/tax fraud, as itd count as an "act of god"

@thatlittlemonstrosity 2 ай бұрын

pretty sure Smough wouldn’t be able to say a coherent word because of him giggling the whole time

@smiIeyface 2 ай бұрын

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@impatienstheshmuck5348 2 ай бұрын

Every time someone enters the F tier, the Asylum Demon sounds its trumpet so to speak.

@spett6021 2 ай бұрын

Love the list, but I just have to say that I STRONGLY disagree with your placement of Manus in f tier. He is, after all, a being whose very presence seeps of nostalgia, which in my book is perfect for a eulogy. Now, that nostalgia maybe wouldn't exactly be directed at us, but the attendees wouldn't know that! They would witness a beautiful, somewhat chaotic interpretive dance, conveying raw unadulterated longing for something that once was, and maybe even iterpret it as a retelling of our heroic journey through Lordran (making the dances chaotic nature quite fitting). And all this from a safe distance of course! We can obviously not blame the artist for doing his job; if someone gets in the way, their _own_ funeral is obviously their own fault. Manus is the perfect eulogist, bringing both (the illusion of) reverence and nostalgia to any funeral, being beaten only by Sif when it comes to our funeral because she happens to have a personal connection to the player. Easy s tier, just like this video ;)

@DOODOOFART69 3 ай бұрын

Do who would be best at retail/ minimum wage

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

That isn’t too bad of an idea! We will have to see😎

@DOODOOFART69 3 ай бұрын

@@thatotherguysf1089 no idea what game would be best but I’m sure you’ll find something

@AlsoMeowskivich 2 ай бұрын

Harold would fortnite dance on you when no one's looking

@Venator_9 3 ай бұрын

Random find but good content nonetheless

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

Hey I appreciate it! I like random content😎

@gutpuke4549 2 ай бұрын

Wtf

@velvetdraws3452 2 ай бұрын

ngl i was expecting pinwheel to get his own tier of "cannot kill you"

@thatotherguysf1089 2 ай бұрын

Honestly could have had that tier. Maybe a “I fell and met my demise while fighting Pinwheel” tier

@tiredasf107 3 ай бұрын

The damage sound kills me when theyre rated low lmao

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

Best damage sound throughout the entire franchise

@belthuzard5696 3 ай бұрын

It's crazy how every game you have made a tierlist about just so happens to be a game I'm a huge fan of. Love the videos, genuinely entertaining.

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

Hey I greatly appreciate it!! I absolutely love Dark Souls too! Going through Elden Ring right now too!

@houyeet 3 ай бұрын

@@thatotherguysf1089hope we get some Elden ring tier lists in the future. Your videos are some of my favorite at the moment

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

It’s on the list (gotta get through DS2 and DS3)😉

@yoman5029 3 ай бұрын

putting kalameet in mid tier is wack, considering he's one of the last remaining dragons that survived the war between gods and dragons. he seems to hold a massive grudge towards the human race for killing its own kind, and shows zero sympathy towards any human he comes across and kills. he is considered to be the most fearsome dragon in lordran, so menacing that even anor londo's armies shiver their timbers when its name is brought up. but if kalameet were to give an eulogy to a fallen dragon, it would probably mourn first, and then say a variation of "i'll avenge you". definitely not the best at giving eulogies for dead things, less so when it's for a dead human. sorry about this paragraph, i just wanted to give my honest thoughts...nice video, though!

@aprinnyonbreak1290 2 ай бұрын

I mean it might be a good speech, but Kalameet would pretty quickly start talking about itself, and a good eulogy should definitely be about the person who died, not the person talking.

@mrfrog0913 3 ай бұрын

I'm assuming this is what happens when the boss kills you. Because you're trash at the game.

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

That’s what I consider myself but I am going to beat that boss whether it takes 1 time or 100 times😎

@R8MIX 2 ай бұрын

I can now imagine a funeral with EVERY SINGLE Dark Souls boss all saying their own things about the (now re-dead) Undead

@topichu970 2 ай бұрын

yknow, with you going through them in alphabetical order it makes it really apparent how a disproportionate amount of them are in the first half of the alphabet

@thatotherguysf1089 2 ай бұрын

Yeah I noticed that too to be honest! Kind of weird for the first Dark Souls

@chiefsmackaho42 2 ай бұрын

*me before watching the video* sif better be in god damn s tier

@thatotherguysf1089 2 ай бұрын

Well I hope it was to your liking😉

@TheAllSeeingGamer1 3 ай бұрын

Heres what i think could go next: Ranking Dark souls 2 bosses on how well they can protect me (either as a summon or some other protection of your choice)

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

We will have to see just what it might be next week😉

@darthtom100 2 ай бұрын

I feel like Aldia would give a pretty fire eulogy

@konighartzderiv.4898 2 ай бұрын

The biggest flaw of ds1 is that we cant free and marry Priscilla. Marrying is usually a really bad idea, but i feel like Priscilla would never use the situation to betray us.

@aprinnyonbreak1290 2 ай бұрын

Teehee, whoops, I dropped my scythe on you in ur slepp :3

@blakeryczak4948 3 ай бұрын

This is true content keep it up man👍

@thatotherguysf1089 3 ай бұрын

I appreciate it I just make dumb videos for all of y’all!

@Shoebil 2 ай бұрын

Algorithem needs to pick up the pace and show the Souls community this good content!

@tezereth 2 ай бұрын

Asylum demon is a keeper, yeah he smash, but he's doing his job y'know? I just don't think F tier is fair, there's some great guys who happens to "look" violent and unreasonable but when you get to know them they can be much more social and compassionate, and I think the asylum demon wouldn't be such a bad fellow, y'know?