Ranking All The Food In Elden Ring From Worst To Best

[@Rusty._]

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[@ENERGYFATE]

That transition was fucking seamless

[@icyatlasartworks]

That transition was so perfect that I didn't even know you were starting an advertisement until you said the name of the sponsor

[@thatguitarguyguy]

This isn’t ranked worst to best….

[@jayl5032]

Why is your character's head like x2 as small in proportion to the rest of the body? It looks silly.

[@fightsquid7151]

This Factor ad was done so perfectly- get this man some affiliate income

[@SinfireTitan]

On the Raw Meat Dumplings: The Mimic Tear can use them infinitely and is unaffected by the poison drawback. Have fun watching your Mimic solo bosses! Again.

[@SSB_Master_Hand]

Noted. Thank you for this information.

[@proto-type3201]

As if it isn't strong enough with great stars and prayerful strike already

[@kj_drawing4768]

I noticed the mimic has a tendency to use all the dumpings all at once right after each other. Like I walked into a battle summoned it and the first thing it did was use all three dumplings I’d given it. I don’t know how to fix it, but perhaps have like, bone darts so that the mimic doesn’t just have the dumplings to choose from.

[@michaelp4387]

get into boss arena -- summon mimic tear -- mimic starts to enjoy meatalls for lunch -- mimic pops a pickled fowlfoot while you get decimated -- you die, mimic leaves in satisfaction of the meal

[@EdanR]

Wish I had known this when I did my summons-only run lol

[@on_the_inverse_5193]

on the matter of the Pickled Turtle Neck: the description of it used to mention how it "Boosts Virility" so it is cannon that turtles are the Viagra of the Lands Between

[@connerwright6042]

The description is a reference to how ancient Chinese doctors believed it had that effect.🤣

[@no1important777]

i mean have you seen turtles regularly? they might be slow but they sure are horny.

[@mauz791]

i think it also talks about how the Lands Between was messed up by Marika to the point where no one had a need for more stamina or virility

[@on_the_inverse_5193]

@@mauz791 i'm pretty sure that that was more about how the erdtree takes care of birth now

[@mauz791]

@@on_the_inverse_5193 my fault

[@a.randomguy950]

Raw Meat Dumplings have unironically saved my ass a few times when I've run out of flasks during Co Op or a particularly long dungeon. They also are great while helping someone as a summon since your flask total gets cut in half, but your supply of dumplings stays the same. They also heal for a surprising amount as well, and if you keep a handful of poison boluses in your back pocket (and you'll likely have a few by late game since poison gets phased out) they are basically the Elden Ring equivalent to the DS2 Estus, i.e. terrible to slam down mid fight if you have aggro but great to choke down between fights or in an emergency while you don't have aggro and then chasing it down with a poison bolus. Yes my Tarnished probably want to kill me irl but hey, they didn't die because of it!

[@vervetwrydavigy3006]

I wish you could craft together a meat dumpling with a boluse to get rid of the insta-poison.

[@LycanDreams9159]

I’m honestly surprised you can’t like combine the poison bolus and the raw meat dumpling into a poison free version that just heals you.

[@proto-type3201]

If you're out of combat then use warming stones/regeneration talismans or equipment. Use the dumplings in extreme situations or with the exultation talisman

[@proto-type3201]

​@@LycanDreams9159 disinfected meat dumplings

[@a.randomguy950]

@@proto-type3201 sitting around waiting for Regen is slow as shit especially when you're co-oping with a host who doesn't want to sit back, plus warming stones also cost FP.

[@Populon993]

Call me weird, but out of those boluses the purple ones look like they could taste the best. Like some strange, soft berry-flavored candy. Probably way too artifical, but at least better than those moldy looking green or pink ones. Also better than some of those meats that look like you couldn't be too sure about wether they were really dried correctly or just left in some damp basement for 3 months. But those boiled crabs/ prawns and exalted flesh are all straight S tier in my books. They look actually f'ing tasty. That's already reason enough for me to chuck one of them those rare times I remember consumables to be a thing....I always forget about them when traveling, despite hoarding them because "they might come in handy some time."

[@proto-type3201]

Idk, the stimulating boluses kinda look like they are sprinkled with toe nails

[@samdam1618]

If Alexander gives you exalted flesh, isn't that the human meat he extracted from his jar? Edit: Okay the item description disproves that but it's still a little suspicious that it comes from a jar filled with human corpses and it would be a whole lot more convenient for Alexander to just pull it out of himself to give it to you.

[@therighttrousers343]

​@@samdam1618 are the warrior jars specifically humans they stuff in them, or is it any combatant they find a worthy foe, beyond the scope of solely humans?

[@samdam1618]

@@therighttrousers343Try to think of a worthy foe, that is made of meat that you would actually be willing to eat.

[@therighttrousers343]

@@samdam1618 if I was in lands between I'd be less picky, and in real life if I was starving I might well eat dog meat, but I don't think it's going to get bad enough for me that I have to go through the convoluted process of trying to extract the meat safely from a dog and prepare it and cook it cos I really don't know what I'm doing, especially with things that unfamiliar, I feel like it would be easier and less deleterious to just breach the law to acquire alternative, prepared food, in such a scenario. Heck, if I'm absolutely in Elden Ring, you know, die and die again FromSofting, eventually I'd become a cannibal, maybe, if I had the stomach after all those deaths. But, if I was a crazed zealot warrior who stuffs enemy corpses inside himself, I'd stick a dog with a ghost sword there. Or a caelid bird after it just kicked my butt. Maybe even Radahn, I think Alexander probably stuffed some of him in there. Tree Sentinel? They have horses, high quality horses too I reckon. Course there's every chance in those jars it's just Rotten Slimes, Wormfaces, Hands, Pumpkin Heads, Cleanrot Knights, Sanguine Nobles, Vyke, Mercury Phalanx Slimes and their big steel balls, and Snailkes. Kind of a potluck I guess! Reach your hand in, Oop, Rotten Slime, in I go.

[@AntiSocialismo50]

Milking that content until dlc arrives

[@f8ze304]

ONG fr can’t blame him though once the dlc comes, there is going to be a shit ton of content

[@slinderb.4592]

I am gladly gulping down this force milked milk.

[@LeftoversGone]

we need that milk to grow big and strong for dlc milkkyyyyyy

[@MinecraftMartin]

Then we can rank the DLC and base game

[@Ryan-gc3sd]

Wym? This is the best form of Elden Ring content

[@iscariot90]

This is truly one of the rankings of all time. Brilliant show, Rusty

[@kingnarothept6917]

omg... a ROAT :D

[@The_Quaalude]

Lol

[@benevolentduck9598]

Boiled Prawn and Boiled Crab is incredibly useful because of how available they are and because physical damage is the most common damage type in the game. These items have saved me more times than I can remember, particularly in Ng+ and it stacks with most if not all damage buffs. Plus Boiled Prawn/ Crab pairs extremely well with low equip load builds since damage absorption scales multiplicatively

[@bofa722]

Its a body buff it only stacks with aura buffs and weapon buffs Also stacks with physick

[@paledrake]

Boiled Prawn/Crab should be S tier, it's literally 15/20% damage reduction and that's amazing in a game where everything hits like a truck. The duration is only 60 sec, so they'd probably see a bit more use if their effects lasted longer. Still good though if you can upkeep the effect or against particularly tough enemies/bosses.

[@xXLunatikxXlul]

Agreed.

[@bofa722]

The effect lasts an entire 60 seconds, you can hold 99 of them at a time, and use them for no additional cost. Im surprised they haven't been nerfed yet tbh

[@sirbill_greebi3811]

How stackable is the buff again? I never used any items, save for crimson boluses in the lake of old spaghetti sauce. That and golden feet for extra runes from bosses.

[@Slender_Man_186]

Too bad the percentage based damage reduction after BB feels like it does anywhere between “fuck” and “all” in terms of survivability. 20% extra damage feels like it does infinitely more than 20% defense, I never even notice when my crab wears off.

[@paledrake]

@@Slender_Man_186 I noticed it a lot. I went from taking 2 hits to die to like 5-6 hits to die.

[@StanleyG23]

13:15 The Raw Meat Dumplings are pretty huge if you decide to have them in your inventory whilst using the Mimic Tear since the Mimic Tear can eat them to recover HP and it cannot be poisoned.

[@LycanDreams9159]

As a Jamaican chicken feet is actually a beloved food item you throw in soup as one of the meat items like goat and etc. It’s more of a community peasant soup that you cook for family and freinds during a big party. Once you properly boil the chicken feet the skin and the small amount of meat get soft enough that you can easily suck it off the bone…..I’m not sure the elden ring chicken feet is boiled at all though so I have no idea if those chicken feet will taste as good as irl chicken feet lol.

[@christianrose9166]

It specifies "pickled", and specifically pickled in either a gold or silver solution. Last I checked, you don't normally boil something, then pickle it, but I could always be way off base. That said, the description also mentions that you "scrape the meat" off of it, so I imagine it, indeed, was not boiled.

[@vengefulpianist257]

As a Chinese person, chicken feet can be cooked a lot of ways and all of them are delicious. Yeah it’s a little annoying to pick off but if done well you’ll end up eating like 10 anyway

[@elwiwi4638]

@@christianrose9166 probably albinauric blood

[@colossaltitan3546]

​@@vengefulpianist257 Chinese here as well, can confirm, it's a delicacy. I remember eating it a few times as a kid before and thinking just how bland and skinny it was xD

[@ziomeksterys2275]

Conclusion after this conversation - Jamaican and Chinese people like having feet in their mouths.

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

My main theory is that moss in the lands between rapidly adapt to sources of illness or otherwise injuries and soothe said affects, prompting those suffering from the conflictions to consume them and spread their seeds through defecation

[@midouban628]

Moss is a fungus. Fungus spread through spores, not seeds

[@therighttrousers343]

​@@midouban628 no, moss is plants. I could paste bits from the Wikipedia but it'd be less cumbersome than just linking it. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moss

[@Bona_Tempora]

@@therighttrousers343 mosses are indeed plants, but they’re haploid and actually do produce spores.

[@therighttrousers343]

@@Bona_Tempora huh! Thank you. Cumbering undiligent I was, looked at "plants" and called it a day. Thanks for getting us closer to the truth!

[@foxybohv7732]

Might as well be fruits at that point

[@anangryninja2824]

My dream collab is you and Dark Tark, I can imagine the script going as such: You try to explain the mechanics and intricacies of the game in a sarcastic manner and Dark Tark continues to meme and talk about his bang Dung Eater cutscene

[@Beeyo176]

I agree. It would be great for Rusty's resume

[@democracymanifest2840]

I recently did a Guy Fieri run, food/cooking related weapons/spells and consumables only (fire spells and “forked” weapons, devourers sceptre and butchering knife and food consumables) Lionel’s armour also kinda looks like a black shirt with flames so I rocked that too Not only is it doable, but also kinda good and The Lands Between were successfully annexed into the Flavourtown Empire

[@PhoenixUltima]

Bam!

[@treasurewuji8740]

By Lionel, you mean a chef’s gut?!!!!!

[@whywright2663]

Yeh about the boluses: you can actually see ingredients used for them in crafting menu as all of them are craftable (as well as all "food" items) and although different mosses are used in them, medicinal herbs and animal parts are mixed in for different results. For example Thawfrost Boluses are made of cave moss, herba and crab eggs (which is an elden ring version of caviar by its description: "A nutritious foodstuff that warms from within. The flavor is exquisite. Only those of comfort and means know the truth: a crab's eggs are more delectable than its meat."). Also some of them you can buy infinite amount from twin maiden after getting the bell bearing.

[@PlasticFlamingoo]

0:10 homie you got 99 Morgott remembrances?

[@MortalMercury]

Boiled Crab shloud be on the SS tier, the fact you don't have to farm it or fear you might run out of them is incredible

[@elias.t]

So looking at the recipes for these things... Boluses: All of them combine cave moss with some type of herba and some extra ingredient. Considering moss barely has any taste and the herba looks pretty neutral, I'm assuming most of the taste comes from that third ingredient. For the neutralizing, this is the great dragonfly head. Indonesia actually has dragonflies fried in oil as a delicacy, so that's seems edible I suppose. The preserving has the sacramental bud, which probably tastes like copper and wood. Pass. As the cave moss has crystals in it, so that depends on how glintstone tastes. The stanching uses land octopus ovaries. I do like seafood, but the tidbit that the ovary has human blood coursing through it kind of turns me off. The thawfrost has crab eggs instead. Caviar is pretty good, actually. I'd try it. The stimulating uses the slumbering egg, which is an owl egg that will never hatch. This feels like it could be good. Hopefully the egg isn't fertilized. The clarifying uses Eyes of Yelough. My brother in christ, that "grape" is a human eyeball. The rejuvenating uses desiccated golden centipedes. Cronchy.

[@hi-i-am-atan]

given that the eyes of yelough are called eyes and not grapes, i imagine they aren't actually eyes and might in fact be grapes

[@OzzyB-HD]

​@@hi-i-am-atanalso they are said to be a "dangerous intoxicant" soooo you could get high af off them?

[@hi-i-am-atan]

@@OzzyB-HD i like to think they're _incredibly_ powerful hallucinogens

[@GenericProtagonist118]

Hors D'oeuvre: Preserving Boluses Soup: ??? Fish Dish: Boiled Crab Meat Dish: Exalted Flesh Main Course: Dragon Heart Salad: ??? Dessert: ??? Drink: Crystal Tear There, my Elden Ring inspired Full Course Menu (with blank spots I couldn't figure out). If you are one of the 12 people allowed to understand this reference congratulations and goodbye.

[@grfrjiglstan]

People sleep on the raw meat dumplings, but they'll help in a pinch. This game has so few options for restoring health outside flasks and miracles, those things are basically your Divine Blessings for this game. If 14-15 heals aren't enough, they can pull you through.

[@5stargrim]

Don’t remind of of DB, now I miss them. The ultra-rare Hail Mary heal… I miss those legendary moments in the forest where a fight would be down to the wire and someone would use one and turn the tides. Good times.

[@matiasluukkanen7718]

Raw Meat Dumplings Warming Stones Serpent-God Sword Taker's Flames Taker's Cameo Greathorn Hammer Icon Shield Butchering Knife Great Stars Flask of Wondrous Physick Sacred Dew Talisman Godskin Swaddling Cloth Ash of War; Holy Ground. Devourer's Sceptre. Ash of War; Blood Tax. Ash of War; Lifestealer Fist. Ash of War; Prayerful Strikes. Royal Remains Set. Rykard's Great Rune Few.

[@treasurewuji8740]

Diablos?

[@pokekura1239]

I'd love to try some kentucky fried deathbird

[@atimholt]

I actually made good use of a raw meat dumpling once. I was out of crimson flasks, so I ate one of them, followed immediately by a immunizing bolus. Worked like a charm.

[@xXArukaiXx]

My problem with the cured meat consumables (and kinda all other items that increase your resistance to certain status buildups) is that they only make the bar longer (which then has to tick down to zero by the amount you added, because that is fun). Yeah sure it will take longer for the status to proc on you, but you will also wait longer for it to go down again unless you clear it with something else. It would feel so much more useful if instead it would simply reduce the actual buildup you recieve (like, idk, you become RESISTANT to that status or something) and maybe make it go down faster as well.

[@ironwolf5802]

I can't eat crab, but my character snacks on them every hard fight. Also I eat my pizza with ranch whenever I can.

[@thehollidayexperience]

My take on the moss colors and effects was that they are adapted to grow in such an environment, so moss that grows around rot may look like rot, but it somehow purifies rot it takes up leaving only appearance same with poison and frost. The only exception to this is the staunching which I think just act like a blood transfusion.

[@ThatguyakaPeter]

I imagine the both types of Fowl Feet taste like chicken feet, which is an actual dish that taste pretty good.

[@teomcnasty]

Can't believe he confirmed to rank all of the Roundtable Hold chairs.

[@gengarisnotinsmash...]

So S tier is the heart of literal dragons and some baptized liver. Ok.

[@Cosmic-Sorceress-17]

Both varieties of boiled shellfish in the game looking incredibly delicious and sound incredibly delicious in their item descriptions and I don't even like shellfish. This game may actually get me to consider trying it.

[@treasurewuji8740]

They are. Almost every person that I have met that hates seafood has never really tried them properly!!!!

[@Data-AnalystSera]

The speckled hardtear with the cured meats and high immunity armor with talismans is a great way to navigate the lake of rot without ripping your hair out. Since the speckled tear instantly removes any status buildup, it vastly improves the efficacy of the meats

[@stringhead9481]

Have you ranked the different ruins yet? Like the above ground stone brick structure thingies that usually have a basement with loot and/or a boss fight and/or an NPC

[@derrmann328]

Funny youtuber makes another ranking list and I'm here to support this.

[@thebrotacogamer2944]

The boluses are just those puffed cereals. Trix right? The one with the rabbit? Anyways, I always max out my crab and prawn supply, and drop some whenever I get summoned or invade.

[@frozen_jf]

Hands down, smoothest ad transition I've ever seen.

[@rightwing707]

Ever since I did Boggart's quest on my first run crab has never left my hotbar. A close second favourite would be the Preserving Bolus. It genuinely irks me that friends I play with completely beeline items for their build and ignore crafting entirely only to ask me for one when an invader decides to shoot some poop arrows at them. Pickled Turtle and Exalted Flesh I sprinkle in when I have an abundance of mats in the lategame. I definitely slept on the status resist meats since I thought meats were only for elemental damage until watching this. I'd use the latter type on some bosses if I didn't have the stats for the corresponding miracles or was lacking the +2 talisman for the damage type. I'll definitely be wolfing down some in heavy bleed/rot areas and PvP after seeing this though.

[@nathanbankhead8678]

On the Preserving Boluses: Pretty sure they get the pink color from the sacramental bud used in its recipe

[@themphantom9138]

13:23 I don't know, I only use them to reward Torrent for helping me Survive an Over World Monster by out running them or Out Leap a Death Fall or, on a Rare Occasion, we Defeat a Boss together. My Boy needs his Rewards for being A Fascinating Steed.

[@ScarletCharlotte]

"I bet you eat cereal and noodles out the box." How dare you say something so hurtful and accurate.

[@Dakuu75]

I am... legitimately so glad you had a food-related sponsor for this video. I was like, "Man, I hope to god there's a Doordash or Hello Fresh ad in this one." Loath'n behold, it's Factor, which is another good one. Nice.

[@ckmishn3664]

Eating food items to buff right before big enemies is probably the one reason I always seem to have an easier time on the big enemies than most people, despite me not being especially good at the game. Always popping a Rune Arc, boiled crab (or prawn before crab is available) and the most appropriate dried liver tends to make things a lot easier.

[@Syluxsify]

boiled crab and dried liver don't stack.

[@Draco-1400]

The mimic can eat the Raw meat dumplings, heal and not get poisoned

[@grvngeslvt]

The Silver Fowl Foot has one specific use that I love, and it's for farming birds to get feet to craft Gold Fowl Feet. It's the circle of life.

[@basmentmage3290]

Finally the true tier list we have been waiting for

[@Elysia.Heerscher_of_Human-Ego]

How are you coming up with this ideas I mean nobody expect you ever thought about a food tier list in elden ring

[@skybluebrad2781]

I'm actually so happy somebody is talking about the food crafting. The food can help alot and make some bosses a cake walk, and make up for your weaknesses if you've got low resistances on your build.

[@assi3790]

Thawfrost boulses are moss flavored ice cream balls

[@21_315]

Chicken foot is actually pretty good when prepared correctly

[@yiaftokal5932]

We need Shadow of the Erdtree to drop soon, for Rusty's sake.

[@73R0_RHYTHM]

The spell proof liver is like the nyquill chicken

[@errantvice7335]

Ranking Every site of grace is inevitable

[@hhowdy]

Next thing you know it’s gonna be every flower type ranked

[@Nephilim1717]

When my Grampa was little he came home from school one day to an empty house and as the growing boy that he was, found himself peckish. So he found himself a box of raisins and ate the whole thing, and I’m not talking about those little boxes that fit in your palm, I’m talking the BIG boxes. By the time his folks got home he was sicker than a dog and ever since then he’d never eaten a raisin again, but for some strange reason we’d always find those little boxes in his pantry.

[@deathlegend4928]

Ik it's weird but I discover3d you like 1 month ago and I can't stop rewatching your ranking videos, your voice and you not giving a shit makes my day repeatedly

[@The_Jibbler]

Can't wait to make a colonel build

[@logarius2178]

No way you forgot about basilisks that spams death blight. Still like the video tho

[@malpheus4299]

Dumpling deserves at least A

[@TreeeQueen]

The pickled turtle neck is high S tier because it is considered a stamina regen buff and is stackable with every other buff (except greenburst crystal tear) so you can have other stuff in your physick to max buffs

[@malpheus4299]

It also provides a greater stamina regen bonus then the turtle shield or talisman themselves so if is actually one of the better stam regen sources.

[@97Multiphantom]

The original item description specified that it used to be used as viagra

[@KeriKittyGaming]

10/10 that transition into your sponsor was genius and amazing

[@EZnation100]

As a chef and video game enthusiast, this is the video I was waiting for

[@silentvex5671]

At this point, even just seeing the titles of these videos is enough to pop me. Great stuff!

[@NotKetamine]

cant wait for the prattling pate tier list, really looking forward to that one

[@proto-type3201]

"you're beautiful" is s just because it safes boc

[@bionizard5480]

Raw meat Dumplings are as stated by this comment section very useful as a backup heal if you have the means to cure the poison/counter it. But people don’t realize that it’s massive downside is that you don’t get enough to make it a practical choice as that, still semi useful as a NPC summon backup heal but it’s not that practical.

[@andreworders7305]

8:19 what does the bar do? Are they a timer until the effect kicks in?

[@NeutralDrow]

After a fashion. You know how something like the Crimson Amber Medallion or the Crimsonburst Tear will increase your maximum health, but they also increase your current health by the same amount? There's things like the cured meats that increase your Focus, Vitality, and Robustness (the stats that let you resist status effects) the same way...but instead of raising your current hit points, when you increase those stats, you _increase your status effect buildup_ . To pull some numbers out of thin air for illustrative purposes, let's say your current Focus gives you 150 madness resistance, so your resting level is 0/150 madness buildup. If you eat a clarifying cured meat (which increases focus), eating it will put you at *75/300 madness buildup* instead of 0/300. The bar shows up because the status effect points need time to heal. So yeah, the bars are kind of a timer. They're a timer until you actually get the full advertised resistance bonus.

[@Your_Resident_Redleg]

Ok so I actually use many of the different foods all the time. Even at level 375 I am using my cured meats and pickled feets.

[@jamescox6454]

At 8:02 It's not weird to put ranch dressing on pizza, it's the best thing you can add to a pizza. Now putting peanut butter on it makes u seem like a sociopath. Just fucking wrong.

[@DIGITALGH05T]

yea i can't imagine peanut butter with cheese, tomato sauce or any meats. peanuts themselves with cheese and meats, sure but as pb? idk about that

[@jakobdanowski1325]

Where are the shabriri grapes on this list?! Also I'd imagine the madness related items on this would taste similar to how hyetta describes the grapes, or maybe exactly the opposite. And can you not cure the raw meat dumpling poison with the anti poison stuff? I thought those are basically free estus when combined. And fun fact in development the pickled turtle neck used to be described as being an aphrodisiac.

[@ThorDude]

Bird feet are pretty much inedible. Maybe pickling them could soften them up enough, but then you're also eating the equivalent of shoe soles dipped in a nice white wine vinegar. Fun fact though: they don't actually taste bad, and are perfect for hearty stocks. They have so much gelatin in them that you could probably turn it into jello if you kept it on the heat long enough.

[@Aesthetic-Hollow]

the best transition into an ad ive ever seen. my cheeks still raw from getting slapped so hard by that.

[@leyellowladybug4924]

For a second I thought you ranked them by taste so I was a bit confused given the first results

[@phalamy9180]

The worst part about Preserving Boluses is that you can see irregular fuz on them, indicating they got rot mold growing on them

[@NeutralDrow]

Rusty: "I'd say the Rejuvinating Boluses are D tier. They're good against wormfaces, but everything else that inflicts deathblight is easy pickings." Fromsoft dev who worked on Scorpion River Catacombs: "...and I took that personally."

[@purplehaze2358]

This video raises a lot of questions I wouldn't have asked otherwise. Most often, "how does ____ taste?".

[@johnnyd.1004]

I absolutely love raw meat dumplings. They're rare, so I almost never use them, but I never fight the Elden Beast without chowing down on some of that sweet, sweet salmonella. The poison doesn't even matter by then because anything less than Stage 4 Scarlet Rot does less damage than the final boss. And even if you don't need the extra health, it's just nice to reward yourself with a savory snack after winning such a tough fight.

[@semi-useful5178]

You can farm them from the big jars.

[@johnnyd.1004]

@@semi-useful5178 Yes and no. You get them the first time you kill each jar, but it's a one-time deal. That, and Edgar's meat shack, are the only places I've managed to find this tender goodness.

[@semi-useful5178]

@@johnnyd.1004 Huh. I remember farming the one in Stormveil.

[@rooby3648]

gameplay wise, I do think raw meat dumpling deserve some respect because it can act as an backup heal. Poison suck early game but you can make it less bad with the Crimson Spill Tear (regen) In the end game, it become more relevant since Poison wouldnt hurt that bad with 40+ vigor, and cuz Im suck at the game and 10 Red Flask somehow isnt enough for me lmao But yep, I wont be stuffing that thing in my mouth in real life

[@foulbeans9693]

I hope you know I've been waiting for a video on the food items in ER. Thank you

[@392Hemi-x3]

At 12:15 Boiled crab isn't 20% damage negation on anything, just physical damage. I'm positive you knew that, but wanted to make it clear to new players. Great job BTW, your vids are very informative and the humor is top shelf.

[@moka8601]

Getting closer to that all weapon's tier list

[@literallyanythingelseother]

Nah this is perfect this is the content i love

[@virtem7686]

clarifying consumables are made of eye of yelough, which are stated to be pain-reliever and intoxicating then they may taste like alcohol!

[@AHerculeanTask]

8:00 I live in Utah, and around here you are considered weird for not liking ranch with your pizza. I was the weird kid that didn't dip his pizza in ranch.

[@jUppers]

4:29 a bundle of ranni's toenails :yum:

[@brangertheburger4227]

I mean the dumpling poison boulous or however it’s spelt can be pretty handy if you’re trying to conserve flasks or if you’ve run out saved my life more than once!

[@cesarbernardi1646]

5:12 - the eldritch-est of truths. Few minds can deal with that.

[@cooldog8580]

I've always thought that eating Boluses is kinda like eating something that is both soft and crunchy at the same time (i dunno how to explain it), but with different added things based on what Bolus you eat. So like, if you eat a Stanching Bolus, then when you bite it, it gushes out a bunch of liquid, probably blood or something, while Thawfrost Boluses are completely solid and are like Captian Crunch cereal

[@IamWerthy]

Right before you said "is this even funny?" I was already breathing heavily through my nose. Good content.

[@weetdirt]

Two points: 1. dim sum chicken feet are amazing if you don't mind a lot more bones than you could fathom. 2. Silvery medicinal solutions include chemotherapy drugs and barium swallows. Somehow worse, because one is basically cell murder juice and the other makes your intestines into a 9 lane Autobahn for relativistic speeds.

[@aidenmclaughlin1076]

Exalted Flesh looks like it actually tastes pretty good ngl

[@tomnope540]

Counterpoint on raw meat dumplings: 50% max health healed for the low low cost of eating a green bolus or casting flame cleanse me. It's basically 3 extra flasks if slightly slower to execute.

[@SneakybeakyScrub]

raw meat dumplings let you heal in invasions without using flasks????

[@enderaceofspades8579]

The heat death of the universe will happen before Rusty makes a ranking weapons and bosses tier list from Elden Ring

[@robertmcpherson138]

4:30 I was eating dinner and honestly surprised I didn't either spay it all over my monitor or inhale it when that hit as I tried my damnedest to suppress laughter.

[@REAL_SSC]

The raw meat dumping is extra heals. 50% health. Just have neutralizing boluses and you got a backup when you run out of estus in invasions

[@semi-useful5178]

The Raw Meat Dumpling has saved my ass more times in Co-op and invasions than I can count. I have unironically eaten all three to keep taking aggro from my friends several times. I beat the Elden Beast on my first try by eating one of those suckers immediately followed by a bolus. I never leave Roundtable hold without them.

[@NAWWMANNN]

Looking forward to "Oh god, he's ranking the weather effects"

[@Cheezymuffin.]

Funily enough, in Dutch, a bolus is a regional sweet small bread with sugar and sirop. It is quite good.

[@mcmumbles9484]

Now this is quality content. Quality, like the new Schmokin' Big Stack Burger, available from all participating Burger King outlets now!

[@becomingsentient1208]

"better than taking a dose of f**ketamine" Humor has procced, and I have died

[@g1829]

Elden ring is really interesting, but have you heard of this obscure little indie title called Hollow Knight?

[@ferro9926]

I remember a friend makde some lemon-flavored doughnut holes with yellow icing And they looked exactly like the clarifying boluses

[@JohnDoe-tt5qc]

Counterpoint about the raw meat dumpling: keep one in your hot bar and your mimic tear can heal itself without being poisoned.