Ranking Every Aphrodisiac Food (feat. Lie Detector Test) | Ranked With Babish

[@Lobsterguy47]

Bricked up with Babish

[@FlanimationStudios]

Only available at Bed and Babish

[@zacharytrudell2411]

Crying from this comment rn

[@gasparg643]

@@FlanimationStudios… banging with babish

[@terrelgrace3542]

Bricked up with babish is craaaazy 😂😂😂

[@JanelleBearden246]

Oh it’s innnnnnnsaneeee! 😂 No chill to be fouuunndd!

[@neojb1989]

Feed him gatorwine and do it again. Compare and contrast.

[@lavoru]

gatorwine is, as we all know, the most potent love-making concoction known to man

[@eden_on_youtube]

​@@lavoru Skinny dip in the Gatorwine pool

[@paligga]

Gatorwine alone gets a 10

[@eckes13]

you beat me to the comment section.. lol... GatorWine!!!

[@jennifernantais4145]

[@samfish2550]

I think the ultimate takeaway from 90% of afrodisiac foods is that the nice fancy dinner is 90% the cause of it.

[@SnyperMK2000JclL]

The presentation, cost, location, company and time are all major influencing variables.

[@Tanuki-Sama]

Also 'finger' foods mostly 😅

[@Magpie-1111]

Not to mention you would have a potential partner with you…

[@AirLancer]

Are afrodisiacs foods that cause you to grow an afro when you eat them?

[@ComicBookGuy8966]

I would like to strike the asparagus as a false positive, clearly Babish was turned on by the sight of Dan eating the chocolate covered strawberry.

[@Colethulhu]

Now he should take all these ingredients and try to put together a meal. The Sexiest Meal on Earth.

[@abigaylegeisel]

Chopped style!

[@EncontheCrow]

Surprised kinda that they didn't do this

[@ModishShrink]

​@@abigaylegeiselLike take all the ingredients and make them like a chopped cheese? As long as it's paired with gatorwine

[@abigaylegeisel]

@@ModishShrink no, chopped the TV cooking competition😂

[@WaterPuppy]

​@@ModishShrink yes to gatorwine!

[@dennisl9176]

ok I gotta say I respect so much that the lie detector reader is 100% sticking to the bit with a straight face

[@drexrew]

He know that his entire profession is a lie, so he is always pretending.

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

​@@drexrew was about to say this. They are professional actors.

[@Benni777]

How was “Gatorwine” not included?!? 🤯💀

[@maws]

It probably would've gotten an immediate 10 😏

[@durpien]

There isnt need to use pseudoscience to test things that are easily proven with observation 😂

[@KnightsofGaming2016]

It would probably cause the machine to immediately combust 😂

[@jaybinnion1448]

Gatorwine makes all the Florida man babies

[@pegasusbs6237]

THIS

[@draexian530]

I love how serious the Polygraph man looked in the intro. That's dedication to the bit.

[@WoWkemon90]

He basically brings to the table everything that the mortician did in that one episode of Always Sunny. A real cretin.

[@paulkepshire5056]

Thank you, Dan.

[@GiraffeFeatures]

He understood the assignment throughout the video, great addition.

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

Well I mean, he's used to acting like his profession is real when in reality it's all made up, dude acts every day he works.

[@kaliented]

Getting freaky with babish

[@kaliented]

Also why??

[@johnsmith-jq1uc]

What if babish culinary universe was called babish freaky universe and instead of babish cooking we saw babish getting freaky

[@X.L.B1]

Tf​@@johnsmith-jq1uc

[@ashleyr6809]

​@@johnsmith-jq1uc if that happens, I'm not sure if I would stay subscribed to him or unsubscribe.

[@kaliented]

@@ashleyr6809 I'm gonna join his membership😈

[@johnhortin6640]

"Did that artichoke arouse you?" Never thought I would ever hear that lol

[@KnightsofGaming2016]

If it doesn't arouse you, you're using the artichoke wrong. Don't ask how I know 😳

[@SnailHatan]

Then you’ve never seen an artichoke

[@CrisSelene]

​@@KnightsofGaming2016 the visual that gave me...

[@Krltplps]

I think Dan was cracking me up more than anything, perfect comedy straight-man.

[@GeneralSamov]

TRUE

[@gbproductions7901]

Crazy because im sure that's the same polygraph examiner as the one on Steve wilkos

[@Sniperboy5551]

Perfect foil for Babish’s naturally comedic personality. You couldn’t cast this video any better 😂

[@kristinwilliams9568]

@@gbproductions7901it is lol

[@keiwack2882]

Now make a meal using ONLY aphrodisiacs

[@riuphane]

15:52 you have to give props to the guy, you could not have had a better "expert guest" on

[@CenturyBlade]

"I hope this asparagus doesn't awaken something in me..."

[@RotatingPlatypus]

“Professional polygraph examiner” rings the same as “professional coin flip caller”, knowing their failure and inaccuracy rate.

[@fatpandaman4563]

Probably the reason he did it, for plausible deniability

[@SarahAbramova]

Plus you could just ask "is it harder?"

[@jisf0rjosh]

100% There's only 19 states in the US that allow polygraphs in court cases and 4 of those allow one party to disagree with them being admitted.

[@PincoPallino-zh8wm]

remind me to never invite you to my polygraph parties.

[@mat100ca]

One of the main reasons why lie detectors are not always accurate is that the physiological factors they measure, such as arousal, can be influenced by various other stimuli. One potential alternative to asking questions during a polygraph test is to solely rely on the data recorded by the polygraph while comparing it to baseline readings taken before and after the individual experiences arousal. This approach could potentially be accepted by most people without revealing the specifics of obtaining the baseline readings.

[@MightyMurloc]

That guy looks EXACTLY like a Polygraph tester, like if I was asked to draw one, it'd look almost exactly like him.

[@bear_trap107]

He used to be the polygraph test guy for the Steve Wilkos show.

[@mendaxMultorum]

​@@bear_trap107 homestuck

[@DILFDylF]

Please draw him kissing babishka

[@sevlen17]

If I was asked to draw a polygraph tester, I would try to draw what looks exactly like him, but he'd look more like an amorphous blob.

[@MasterShakeXYZ]

@@sevlen17 What would you draw if you were asked to drew an amorphous blob then?

[@bartz0rt928]

fun fact: polygraphs are inadmissible in court because they're extremely unreliable. I assumed they were just going to use it to measure how physically aroused he was, because that's sort of what they measure. Though we should also point out that being physically aroused doesn't necessarily mean you're sexually aroused.

[@drengr2759]

A commenter above you said 19 states do allow it in court, which is terrifying to me. Current accuracy claims vary from 88% to 95%, but those results come from extreme bias. If your entire career relies on the efficacy of polygraph tests, of course you'll claim it's highly accurate. No Bigfoot hunter will ever admit to being a total failure; they always find their "evidence". Scientific tests have concluded accuracy is hardly better than flipping a coin, and is even worse when testing neurodivergent subjects. I often wonder how many hundreds or thousands of innocent people had their lives ruined by polygraph tests, or how many criminals walked free. These fake tests can and will give jurors a false sense of confidence.

[@bartz0rt928]

@@drengr2759 I was thinking of my own country, but yeah.

[@Kriss_L]

Polygraphs are inadmissible in court becuase they ARE reliable. Just think how many lawyers and prosecutors would be out of work if a suspect was polygraphed? No more political show trials, no more endless reporting about systemic racism in the courts, etc, etc. So if you are not guilty, you would take the polygraph. If you were guilty, you wouldn't, and the jury would figure that out really fast.

[@Sniperboy5551]

@drengr2759 A polygraph is only admissible in court *if both parties, the defense and prosecution, agree to it*

[@acidtreat101]

Warning: do not attempt to watch while at work in a quiet office. You may start laughing uncontrollably and then have to explain to your coworkers that you are laughing because a man was aroused after eating figs...

[@baileygray404]

Oh, I definitely owe my neighbors an apology, I was *cackling* before I remembered it's not even 9 am and we have a shared wall. 😂

[@teamcyeborg]

Now give him a drink of pure wine to wash it down!

[@jarod9793]

15:31 is the most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen

[@ianwentz6617]

You can tell while he's biting even Dan is trying to contain himself, but on the cut back his stone cold expression sells it.

[@LangyMD]

Andrew breaking down after that was gold.

[@amberharmsen2497]

​@@LangyMDhe really loves golden showers

[@vgmaster02]

@@ianwentz6617 But you still could tell he had to hold it back by the way his lower jaw moved XD he REALLY had to hold back laughing at his own words XD

[@TheWretchedOwl]

“are you aroused?” He asks in a deep, calm voice. Jesus, well I am now.

[@ramiroares543]

How they let Tiger Pepper coast by without a 'shaft is hotter than the tip' joke is beyond me.

[@yoda5436]

1:27 crucial mistake here, see i was busy picturing babish in a silk robe for 30 minutes and i didn't even pay attention to the video

[@jasonemmert1]

I think the vein bulging out of Andrew’s head after the oyster belies the poly test. I think he really liked that stimulant of the sea

[@Ben_Ja_Man]

“I’m a happy camper, but what about my peantis” caught me so off guard

[@ikea8536]

𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀ing with babish

[@MrTheQuestioner]

The question right after a bite of chocolate strawberry broke me. Glad to see it broke Babish too Edit: I also appreciate all the euphemisms Babish used throughout the video. "It did not get my twelve men angry," was my personal favorite.

[@frightenedsoul]

That was a legitimately clever line!

[@alex_and_er_g]

Dan the polygraph man easily the most arousing aspect of this video. What an absolute legend.

[@erics3317]

The way you laughed after he asked you if the figs aroused you probably set off the respiration monitor around your chest and abdomen. I'd consider it a false positive.

[@vanessa26]

.......or nervous laughter......

[@Qwertylol]

Okay, so I am just reading the subtitles and something about seeing “arter chokes” and “they’ll grease your weasel” in the same few seconds without tonal context is entertaining

[@robthetraveler1099]

The lights switching off and the tense music along with the deadpan polygraph administrator never stopped being funny. 😆

[@ChocoboJace]

I glanced at the thumbnail and thought it was a VSauce video until I saw the channel name

[@lucatriunfo8023]

"Hey, B-Sauce! Babish here!"

[@ElijsDima]

It's like carcinization for KZbinrs, they independently evolve towards the same archetype.

[@SarahAbramova]

@@ElijsDima so Vsauce is a crab?

[@nzcsx]

always has been

[@philoctetes_wordsworth]

23:46 I would bet that pecans were left out of this, because they are a new world product. Most of these aphrodisiacs were named such thousands of years ago, by the ancient peoples in and around the Mediterranean.

[@mouthwaterin]

But avocados, chocolate, strawberries and other things are new world too

[@owenring1110]

Actually strawberries grew natively in Europe @mouthwaterin

[@oatmeal3013]

i would imagine a number of the new world products were considered lavish things, therefore might've had aphrodisiac properties applied to them by those who consumed them.

[@WildfireAster]

​@@mouthwaterinchocolate was originally created by the aztecs though

[@shwoooly]

How long til we see a Babish OnlyPans? 👀

[@noush4835]

22:20 babish: talks abt hair plugs the camera: goes directly to his shiny bald head 😂

[@snoopy_poopy]

So funny 💀

[@LangyMD]

Babish's hair plugs are clearly lower down.

[@Kito-san13]

so this is not the video i expected to see in my feed today

[@ollieradley2727]

15:35 had me rolling 😭

[@benjaminM9848]

That ending thumbnail at 30:44 is a certified Hard Image

[@grekygrek]

I'm excited to see and will return to confirm lol. Edit : hard af.

[@slickmann1]

True

[@MacMasore]

21:12 nightshade family aren’t mushrooms, rather tomato’s,eggplant, peppers, gooseberry and even flowers

[@ameritus9041]

Very unscientific, also very funny so I'll give it a pass.

[@thejulinks]

honestly the one thing this video shows best is that polygraph tests are unreliable.

[@SairynadeX3]

Fun fact! Polygraph tests and their results are inadmissible as court evidence ! :D mostly because theyre unreliable lol

[@mattsarvitisulfur5647]

Yeah, and being used in this context opposed to in a police questioning. Also The fact that said things eaten could very well affect the vitals that the poly reads or even placebo effects.

[@circusbats]

​@@mattsarvitisulfur5647 They're unreliable in police questioning too

[@randomletters69]

I want to see the pitch meeting for this episode.

[@shadowdragon8168]

15:32 This part absolutely killed me, I was not ready for that question with that delivery LOL

[@kats_freakydarlings]

My favorite was, "It did not get my twelve men angry."😂

[@nuuuuuuuut]

I just discovered that movie like 5 minutes before this video and now I'm seeing references. Weird

[@prestontucker6171]

BAHAHAHA "Grease your weasel"?!? I've never heard that before, but now it's my new favorite euphemism for getting ya going. Freaking comedy gold!

[@Limeguy98]

Personally a fan of puts lead in my pencil

[@HamHamDude]

The polygraph test doesn't detect lies, it detects stress. Courts that use this on suspects and companies that use this on new hires are using psuedoscience. It's fine for entertainment, of course.

[@liashah5040]

Babish busting out words like "psychosomatic" is what does it for me

[@lexinwonderland5741]

so you're into vocababishulary the way Babish is into being watched?

[@liashah5040]

​@@lexinwonderland5741Haha! I'm just saying, I'd prefer that to asparagus 😆

[@darkmagician1184]

Best lie detector scenes: Superman where the baseline questions were, "Are you Clark Kent? Are you Superman?" and of course the simpsons, "victoria secret catalog....sears catalog"

[@kimcheelove]

would you unhook this thing?? i don't deserve this! (buzzz)

[@SolarisHexbugboi]

0:30 in im already laughing

[@NickDiGiovanni]

This is incredible haha

[@Soleial]

i think he may be running out of ideas but yeah have to agree

[@SophTumbleweed]

Can't believe Nick's comment only got 22 likes in two days??? Here you go sweetie I'll give you another one, hope you make it big 💕

[@vanessa26]

We all know it's not that much work Andrew.......just bust out da gatorwine!

[@andrewbenbow9257]

The efficacy of lie detectors is so low that cases that allowed them as evidence of a defendents guilt can now be challenged in most state's higher courts. However, this may be garbage in, it is still Babish out, so I'm here for it.

[@pimpernel666]

*shaking head* “That’s false.” Best line of the video!

[@prestontucker6171]

I submit, for your consideration, the line "I wasn't prepared for this. *turns to polygraph expert* I wasn't ready for you." as a candidate for the best line of the episode? 😂🤣

[@prestontucker6171]

Or even "I'm not gunna take all of it. I'm gunna take a sizeable amount of it." 😅

[@maddog672]

Or I'm a happy camper, but....

[@mooncow-io]

Almost clicked off the second I saw the lie detector test, but decided to read the comments first. They did not disappoint lol.

[@discgolfwes]

Aphrodisiacs? On my Christian Minecraft server?

[@ashleyr6809]

This isn't Minecraft? 🤨

[@SarahAbramova]

​@@ashleyr6809 it's a joke

[@grekygrek]

​@@ashleyr6809holy cow how can you go through life as painfully unaware as you are???

[@TotallyCreativeNameBtw]

@@ashleyr6809 I like how you questioned the minecraft part instead of the christian part LOL

[@Hlilii]

​@SarahAbramova his comment was also a joke

[@PaulloDEC]

Gotta respect Dan for not throwing Babish under the bus on that sincere final statement.

[@Getpojke]

Things like asparagus & artichokes are partly the minerals & nutrients in them, but mostly sexy in how they're consumed. Slathered with butter, getting your skin lickably oily as you eat them with your fingers. Plus I've generally found that people with higher interest in food, tend to be sensualists & have greater appetites...elsewhere.

[@marilynwebb2679]

I'm dead with the guy biting into the strawberry!🤣🤣🤣

[@jbc5099]

I mean you need to let your body digest the food and get the potentially arousing chemicals they contain into your blood and to your brain.

[@Toasterskirt]

My completely unscientific opinion on this would be: Spicy foods, „gets your blood boiling“, releases hormones towards pain which can be similar to those released when having intercourse. Bitter/Sour, excite the mind, similar to white wine that make your senses more open to input Sweet/umami relaxes the mind and releases happy hormones that make you more comfortable

[@maddygeezkneez1155]

You know this video is off its rocker when the lie detector says it's one of the weirder things he's done

[@SomeChaz]

"Like arugula without the personality: Flat. Bitter. Green." Sounds like an extra verse to the Grinch song.

[@TheWorldBelowDnD]

Okay- the strawberry/asparagus bit from the polygraph dude really won me over. Love him, hahaha

[@crystaljohnson3358]

Banish could’ve only thought of the idea for this video after drinking gator wine lol

[@RealSeanithan]

"I'll do oysters" So the aphrodisiac is already coming on strong then.

[@misterbleedinggums]

I came as soon as I saw the title

[@felipemeyer5450]

You should get that checked 😳

[@someweeb6897]

Ayo?

[@maddygeezkneez1155]

Came you say?? 🤨🤨

[@SarahAbramova]

Lol

[@gladosmaincore8589]

"That's a weird thing to come to"

[@butwhataboutdragons7768]

I recall reading a study years ago that certain scents were considered arousing. Vanilla, chocolate, cinnamon, and of all things cucumber, were the main ones. Men and women responded quite differently, I remember, though not which for which.

[@sarcasticnacho473]

What if instead of Andrew Rea his name was Andrew Freak and he got freaky?

[@furiousdestroyer2.050]

Yes

[@brogelio]

Andrew (F)Rea(K)

[@queencleopatra007]

Should've saved this video idea for Valentines day 😂

[@GiraffeFeatures]

Dan the Lie Detectorist understood the assignment beautifully.

[@captynrj]

First - this is amazing production. 2nd I love Dan especially @ 15:38 I laughed...so. freaked. hard!!!! lolololololol - how does he keep a straight face?!

[@a-myriad-of-stars96]

I think this video has taught me that all of my favorite foods happen to be aphrodisiacs. Which is hilarious considering I’m on the Ace spectrum.

[@anabsolutetrashfire1312]

Same same! But they're all really tasty. There's not a single food I've seen here that I'm not already keen on

[@Tomato-Icecream]

Dan looks like a presidental candidate from the 1960s

[@Admiral_Asgrim]

Put them all into a blender and see what happens when you eat it 😂😂😂

[@cavalierliberty6838]

E X P A N D D O N G

[@mouthwaterin]

INSTANT BRICK!!!!

[@TotallyCreativeNameBtw]

@@mouthwaterin *Instantaneous Brickage*

[@qupumamegoma]

noo the peanits will explord 😭😭

[@Ashley-xu1lk]

I love how seriously Dan asks the question, "Are you aroused?", "Did that artichoke arouse you?", etc. It's just great.

[@grekygrek]

Im surprised at how many negative comments there are. Keep doing you babby. You deserve all the fun in the world.

[@maxwirt921]

Release the bloopers/outtakes from this video!

[@SaladSneky]

Banging with Babish

[@Maelstrom8]

This video was brilliant! Loved everything about it. You're DP needs a raise for that lighting setup! Bravo, folks!

[@womble901]

Got some new innuendos and such to add to my repertoire. Didn't expect that from this channel.

[@cheebiebeebie7808]

These ranking videos, by far, one of my favorite series of episodes I have watched in a while. Keep up the great work!

[@cuthip]

Bricked Up with Babish

[@thedeadpoolorange2732]

I knew i recognise the poligraph man. He is the same guy who did the polygraph test to Murr in front of his high school in Impractical Jokers.

[@MrDukeMark]

Lead in my pencil..... Dude that hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChicagoRatHole]

I've gotta say... I didn't expect this to be where our relationship went when I first saw you post your video recipe recreations to Reddit 12 or 13 years ago, but somehow it feels right.

[@intelli-gent9863]

The Polygraph was a hilarious bit 😂 Such a fun video. Also, you smoke?! That was a surprise 😅

[@Annikina]

These videos are getting more and more unhinged - and Im THRIVING

[@bluetinsel7099]

That was hilarious when Dan was eating the chocolate covered strawberry and asked if the asparagus made you horney. 😅

[@valkatra]

The lie detector operator keeping a straight face throughout was a feat of professionalism.

[@MikeDriver-i7v]

Adding “grease your weasel” to my cache of phrases.

[@The_Mashupman]

Andrew: "Yes! Artichoke me, daddy!"

[@padlock40]

bro the body has to digest the food LOL

[@Pigeon504]

16:40 the plot twist please 😭😭😭😭

[@Absolute-Melody]

Couldn’t stop laughing 🤣

[@furiousdestroyer2.050]

I’m all here for the chaos energy of this video

[@joeys2234]

The asparagus one was so incredibly chaotic and hilarious, best part of the episode

[@bobbydigital715]

Examiner under hot lamps is slightly intimidating lol. But, yes, polygraphs aren't reliable, but used like this ARE fun at least

[@sharkbait_hoohannah]

Andrew repeatedly apologizing is hilarious

[@alyssamae4]

This is the neutral chaos I needed to start my weekend.

[@OceanBagel]

The performance of this video made it a million times more fun to watch 😂😂

[@slapith3931]

People are upset at this video but ima be honest. It’s just a funny video, chill out

[@janicemcalisterdouglas7351]

I just can't stop laughing and putting a meal and dessert plan together for a romantic rendezvous!

[@shaesnell3938]

While I'm skeptical about the idea of aphrodisiacs, you can't just eat one oyster and expect it to kick in straight away. You gotta eat a few and it's going to kick in a couple hours later once you've digested it.

[@SuperK2016]

Exactly. I think if he gave it some time after each food. Also, arousal is more than just what you eat. It's really a mental state. It's a whole mood that has many influences.

[@shaesnell3938]

@@SuperK2016 Yeah I think being hooked up to a lie-detector while being questioned by Dan under one harsh white downlight is a pretty exclusive fetish

[@QuestionableObject]

Thing with polygraph tests is that they don't detect lies they just detect symptoms associated with lying by law enforcement, symptoms which're pretty common across the board for any kind of ellevated emotional state (fear, stress, discomfort, etc.) things like quickened pulse, sweating, muscle tension... Its a very crackpot system.