Ranking EVERY Business in GTA Online!

[@Lionclaw]

Acid Lab a 3 for what it offers? Have you not ever just driven around in the 6x6 RAMMING everything in sight? It's some of the most fun you can have in online.

[@stevelucas9091]

I love blasting through traffic in wrong lane as well . All fear the 6X6

[@joshuaschafer2060]

Pluss you get a dirt bike that you can spawn at any point

[@swissmiss88o]

@@joshuaschafer2060 I really don't like motorcycles in this game, but the acid lab delivery bike is one of my favorite vehicles in the game.

[@tsukix3734]

I never drove it after I got it lol

[@FlyWhipGangGTA]

I agree that the hangar is awesome. I’ve been on GTA 5 for just over a year, and I just started grinding the hangar. I go into a lobby, spam CEO invites, and run my workers until they drop! Lol. So many times I’m able to get 3 in my CEO.. I’ll run as many times as I can until workers start dropping out. It’s not unheard of to be able to get 15, 16 crates of all top tier merchandise that will net me 75k each at sale time. If I go hard at it, I can fill the hanger in 2 hours. So in 2 hours I’ll make an easy sale for 3.7M. All while nightclub is running in the background with the acid lab.. I can make 5.5 million a day. I’m currently sitting at 48M and I don’t consistently grind like other people do. Anyway. Nice video see you all on the battlefield 😂

[@dangerfoxgaming110]

Auto Shop you need to deduct at least 5 points for the endless Sessanta and Moody Man nonsense chatter you CAN NOT SILENCE. And you forgot Pizza and Taxi!

[@donaldsalkovick396]

They don't even bother me anymore they're so stupid they're funny. The clown that needs to go is Jamal from the salvage he's unbearable

[@BigMobe]

I play this game muted since Rockstar did not provide an in-game dialogue volume option separate from the sound effects. It's not just Moodymann and Sessanta, it's every other NPC too droning on during heists and missions then Tracey yelling at her dad when I quit story mode. Those 2 are just the most obnoxious but generally, I want to hear my friends in a party speaking more than NPCs chattering the same prerecorded lines.

[@JedForge]

Did Pizza Delivery for the first time last night (it came out while I was on a break). With double money, I made about $45k in just a few minutes (including the $20k bonus for delivering them all hot which was simple). Did look like they were greyed out after doing it though so would be interested to know the CD. Guess I can stop being lazy and look it up myself lol.

[@larstimmerman701]

Yeah, maybe even minus 5 points in all 4 categories 😂

[@petejames8242]

Right on! I was to comment on that, sessanta/moodman constant yapping and chatter is annoying asf, theres no need for it.

[@ThomasLaang]

I use MC Business a lot by doing safe houses every day and then sell to the (right) street dealers. Makes me a lot of my money for minimum effort.

[@pjgtech]

Kosatka tops for me, just cos its so easy to make money and so many different ways to do it, plus the sparrow , weapons workshop, snacks, sleeping quarters, fast travel, etc etc.

[@kamrenclimer7586]

Man just do the headshot challenge with the double action revolver, I see it pop up for you every video

[@slzy405]

thats so funny because i notice it all the time also

[@JedForge]

Hehe, me too! I'm like "DO IT ALREADY!!!!!" I agree that it's funny though.

[@slimdavinci2871]

You forgot the bail bonds my guy! And you disrespected the salvage yard completely, if u tow u can make up to 250,000 profit in your safe! At least top 10 in MY OPINION! Much respect though! I love your work!!

[@leoli6116]

250000 in 10 hours? No thanks

[@Paulyroc]

not to be picky, the special cargo should include the office, that generates a $50k mission once an hour and a 60 car garage. Not passive income, but it does have a gun safe, too

[@hankscorpion]

right? and did he mention vehicle cargo or VIP work? 🤔 both tied to CEO office....plus spare cargo run every 48

[@SoctuvasTheGreat]

Acid Lab does offer vehicle storage! The motorcycle! Its one of the most armored bike in the game and you can use it in combo with other vehicles.

[@fingerpointer10]

Because of you, the worst primary target in Cato will always be “stinky tequila”. Great video!

[@Squishydew]

4/10 for Salvage Yard seems crazzyyy.. Even completely ignoring the free cars we sometimes get, towing missions and the safe money it builds up add up INSANELY quickly, I'd wager a very large chunk of my money comes from there.

[@AnkleMuncher]

The arcade is my favourite and always will be, earned 1 billion when it released as everyone in that era was very generous with eachother. Making money was never easier in the casino heist era somedays you could earn 20 million without doing a single setup

[@xetyres]

Awesome video 💯 Merry Christmas

[@donaldsalkovick396]

Special Cargo Warehouses require the ceo office so you should include the benefits of that such as the 60 car garage and your assistant. And isnt this like the 10th time youve made this video? 😅

[@chris-maddawg]

You didn't include the vehicle Warehouse (it's not great) but with the cargo Warehouse's, you have to have a CEO office which has garage space, vehicle mods andmixed goods delivery. Wouldn't that factor into the "What it offers"?

[@bugsy4572]

And the yacht

[@MiguellaGorilla]

Vehicle Cargo is better than special cargo. 390k/hr. Realistically CEO crates is 191k.

[@FJB_GFY2024]

Nightclub is 0 fun since they patched the simple throw out mission

[@JedForge]

Yea, I was annoyed by that too (especially since they won't fix worse bugs like god-mode griefers, etc.). On the other hand, the VIP missions are much more tolerable now that you can pretty much go full speed without spooking the VIP. It's rare for me to get any spook level from speed. Then again, I only go as fast as I can while ensuring no wreck (at my skill level anyway) since that still raises the spook meter (though I've also had some solid fender-benders without raising the meter as well). I just wish they'd take the Sandy Shore Hospital one out of the rotation (especially with 3 hospitals closer).

[@Skyman08]

@@JedForgeI’ve had no luck, it always send me to sandy shores 😭😂

[@postyy7654]

Eh didn’t even kno it was a thing til they patched it I neva had any complaints, can be annoying but not that bad

[@OakOdin-8]

The Garment Factory is 🔥

[@kadenjones3179]

He forgot the special vehicle

[@tobey_20]

That business sucks that’s why he missed it lol

[@kadenjones3179]

@tobey_20 true but its still a business

[@riri5941]

it’s the best when it comes 2x money

[@kadenjones3179]

@@riri5941 are you sure

[@riri5941]

@kadenjones3179 yes it’s much better than sourcing crates and doing hanger missions imo

[@RC17127]

taco you forgot about the vehicle warehouse

[@tartanarab9666]

Vehicle cargo not on this list?

[@JedForge]

Yep that should have been rated as well as the CEO office itself. The CEO office makes the two types of warehouses available, 60 car garage, chopper service and place to spawn at.

[@DeadManDownunder]

Arena Workshop should have gotten a point or 2 move for what it has to offer, you can hire the Benny's mechanic and do Benny's upgrades there. You can also add a weapons expert and customise weaponised vehicles there as well. One more thing, you left the Vehicle Warehouse off the list.

[@msercansungur]

I kinda disagree with many of the numbers but it’s mainly because of the scale that you are using. For example hangar/warehouse filling is not that much of fun, especially if you get the usual suspects for source missions, and comparing this to the OG heists which are much more fun. Finding 3 other competent players is difficult though I’d admit. In my opinion the correct set of criteria’s could be: - Focused profit: - Semi-focused profit: - Passive profit: - Quick cash mission (less than 5/10 minutes): - Mission variety: - Overall mission fun: - Cooldowns: - Features it brings: - Solo friendly (Relying others): Still fun video mate :)

[@justinhall5544]

Hang on.. you said you are ranking from a more solo perspective and then rank the Arcade and Diamond Casino heist very high... yes it can be replayed and completed in different ways but only with randoms Also 8/10 for Cayo replayability when there are so many ways you can complete the heist For me should have been 10/10

[@donaldsalkovick396]

Same here I like mixing it up myself

[@mr.breadman4181]

He said he was deducting the points only because of the 3-hour cool down which is reasonable as you have to wait a while to reply it and 3 irl days if you want to get the pink diamond or at least have a better chance at getting it

[@JedForge]

@@mr.breadman4181 Fair point. In my case, though, If I have the playing time, I do Cayo on one character and then switch to the other to do it again. Still a little CD left afterward, but there are other fun things to do in the mean time.

[@TheBiggestRedneck]

You Also Forgot About The “Vehicle Warehouse” Business Like That Business Wouldn’t Be Sooooo Bad If You Didn’t Have Bad Guys Chasing You & Shootin At The Vehicles Your Stealing & Selling The Vehicles & You Forgot About The Pizza 🍕 Businesses They Are Fun To Do Also & You Forgot About The Taxi Work That You Always Like Doin Also

[@MGonzo53]

If you put the avenger as a business by itself, why didn’t the MOC or terrorbyte make the list? Also where was the vehicle cargo warehouse? Maybe should have put the CEO office as a whole since you can export mixed goods.

[@justahardcorefreak]

Where is the vehicle warehouse?

[@jdelo46]

Re: Garment Factory - love all the stuff that comes standard, & the master control terminal in the Terrorbyte is great. I like the feel of the place, so very interested to see what gets added. The file with the plane is a pain in the ass though…

[@TankBeezyy]

Bro said “REDO” 😂

[@keithhennekam151]

If I'm honest, most missions in GTA are where you can make more money with multiple players

[@PrimoTEZA1]

I like the MC businesses and the night club because I can run them in the background whilst doing the cayo and special vehicles.

[@jdelo46]

Sparrow and dinghy should push “offers” for Kotsaka to 7-8.

[@gizzichambers6461]

Considering the fact you forgot about bottom dollar, it got an extremely high fun rating

[@rickykeim2005]

unless you like the Casino Heist the Arcade is not great anymore considering that you can get the Garment Factory and then take the Terrorbyte and put the Master Control in there. then you have a mobile Master Control computer which is pretty awesome.

[@PRO_TAG_ON_IST]

love ur cayo tutorials

[@Valar6679]

Fun for OG Heist you have to go for 10. Nostalgia its how everything started...

[@donaldsalkovick396]

1 Kosatka /Cayo i always get the 2 hidden treasure and 2 buried treasures erasing the 100k set up 2 Agency 3 Auto Shop 4 Salvage Yard idc if theyre once a week theyre some of the funnest missions to do 5 Bunker 6 Acid Lab 7 Night Club 8 Vehicle Warehouse 9 special cargo 10 the 5 mc businesses coke,meth,counterfeit money,weed,fake id 11 arcade. Cant do the heist solo, safe only makes 5k a day, garage is dark, mc terminal is very overrated. Although i do like the Wasabi Kitty Claw Machine 12 Hangar 13 all the other stuff that i never do You're very inconsistent in your ranking criteria

[@JedForge]

Not a bad take! I too always get the 2 buried treasure to minimize the set up cost, but don't have the patience for the hidden chests since some require swimming. There's one place I always check at the Main Docks where it seems to be a decent amount of the time. I guess if I had all of the locations memorized, I'd be more thorough.

[@akrammohamah5119]

The kosatka is the worst for me because of the scoop out mission its so fffkkkin boring y have to go to the of the map to take the plane then fly it to the other end plus all the sneaking inside the island

[@jdelo46]

MC coke biz should be 5-6 for “offers” because it facilitates that piece of the Nightclub warehouse. Anyone else feel like the Dre contract is more hassle than it’s worth?

[@hengelhardcore3860]

When the game came out...? Mate we had to wait A LONG time for these heists !!!! (The first ones !)

[@metal7core]

This is a reupload? I already saw this video a few days ago, what are you doing?

[@Razinlol]

Right????

[@Razinlol]

I thought i had a deja vu

[@larstimmerman701]

I had the same, been looking in the comments, maybe he said something wrong and it got taken down..

[@JedForge]

He said in another video that he missed some stuff and would re-edit it, but this seems exactly like the original.

[@JedForge]

Also, he re-does it every time a new business is released.

[@rockerpirate]

I better see taxi driving 10/10 😂

[@J5ALVE]

Taxi work in the snow!?!

[@Jwt517]

hi taco btw when you do cayo it fills up your snacks

[@Marinos021pro]

Vehicle cargo? It is the only place you can store the phantom wedge which is very useful for cayo perico and the ramp buggy for fun

[@breichow76]

Formatting will probably get destroyed on this but here goes. I don't do casino heists, so that was a huge variance. I also think the Garment Factory is a much better business, but once the double money goes away and I have the Firebolt, it might go down to Bail Office levels. I think the idea of fast travel is artificially boosting it, too. It's cool, but I haven't used it yet and might end up being far less useful than I think it will be. Surprised that the Agency also topped my list even though I never go there. I do all my car mods at the Vinewood Garage for 10% off. Also, these lists are very player-specific. I don't do Hanger or Special Cargo outside of double money, but when there's double money, that's priority. I'm done grinding and now want to play something fun even if the money isn't great. Business Taco My Rank Agency 1 1 Kosatka 4 2 Garment Factory 8 3 Acid Lab 7 4 Bunker 9 5 Nightclub 6 6 Auto Shop 5 7 Facility 15 8 Salvage Yard 14 9 Hanger 2 10 Bail Office 11 11 Special Cargo. 10 12 Avenger 13 13 Arcade 3 14 Arena Workshop 16 15 Apartments 18 16 Casino Penthouse 17 17 MC Coke 12 18 Doc Forgery 19 19 MC Businesses 20 20

[@stevelucas9091]

I Can agree with most of this. Great video thanks

[@SoctuvasTheGreat]

The Avenger also has an auto shop!

[@hankscorpion]

and the thruster

[@2buxaslice]

Is it solo friendly?

[@williamkirschenman]

Am I losing my mind or is this a re-upload 😵‍💫 I could have sworn I watched this last weekend

[@HawksFanMattMan]

Have you thought of doing a list of some of your favorite smaller scale missions or activities?

[@mr.obvious331]

You went way too hard on the salvage yard 🥺

[@nkbluerosegaming]

I love arcade for the casino heist, its my favorite thing to do in the whole game. now all of the MC stuff, like the coke, weed and other businesses that involve the MC. I would love to do them, but I am 90% of the time a solo player, unless if I can drag my step brother into a casino or cayo heist. But I hate for the MC businesses how if you have too much stock, it has you needing more then one sell vehicle. If they made it to where we use just one sell vehicle, AKA made it solo player friendly by making it only need one sell vehicle, I'd do them a lot more often.

[@brandonbrewer21]

They increased the sale time by 50% I think you now have maybe 45 minutes to sell all your vehicles. I might be off by a couple of minutes 🤔

[@matthewnation1294]

The ammo unlocks make it maybe 6 or even 7 just because free rpg and grenade launcher plus grenades and molotovs. Bunker is arguable mention

[@BigMobe]

The nightclub's profit should be 7 out of 10 since the bug with techs not collecting was never resolved, and new bugs have been added that drain popularity and make the wall safe to pay out as if the player has none. It's not uncommon to see a $1500 take while moving through the Casino Hiest man trap made to the Masonette regardless of the player's popularity and nightclub name. I also disagree with document forgery being better than the other MC businesses. It only gives a $10K discount on the rare occasions that a vehicle can be claimed from the salvage yard, while most of the other MC businesses' products can be sold to street dealers and are worth more for nightclub owners.

[@TheRagekage5000]

With the casino you get a 10 car garage you have to buy it but it's a cool place to store your cars

[@swat686]

The only thing I hate about the auto shop. Is that fake ludacris and ol’ girl talking in my ear and you can’t cancel the phone call.

[@BlueLeprechaun15]

If only i can get agatha to stop calling me

[@rosschilds4263]

Run through the jobs Nd that call does stop or if u do get it it's once in a while.

[@MG-lh5tw]

its english dave for me 😅

[@bradyhill2136]

Change your notifications to every hour. Makes the spam calls a lot less frequent. You can find it in the game settings

[@dpoweps]

all new players special cargo got me to lvl 120 in a month of hard core grinding as in 4-5 hrs a day *at the least*

[@bonez...]

I dont play with randoms. I play with friends.

[@narrakukaz5495]

What do you do then when you get the underwater mission at hangar and you jump sessions while having oppressor out? Getting fed up with it spawning very far away, any other sugestions to mix it up maybe ?

[@brandonbrewer21]

Call a sparrow, take a jet, spawn a jet or helicopter... Take the vehicle they give you and leave the airport and then spawn an oppressor...

[@danielrapisarda3433]

The chop shop safe /tow truck is underated with staff upgrade do 2 or 3 a day itll produce 24.4 grand every 48 2nd best safe in game

[@MrMaxodom1]

Forgot cluckin bell raid

[@bugsy4572]

It's not a bisniss

[@nitemare84]

I'd rank the auto shop lower because we have to deal with Moody.

[@nigelfisher7344]

I don't know if it's just me but I can't remember the last time I had two customers vehicles in the auto shop at the same time

[@bearwarren8789]

Kotsaka #1 easy and garment factory tied with acid lab pretty accurate good dlc

[@FIRE_FLY0007]

Found a glitch if you open your gold star fitted suit jacket it becomes a new year jacket

[@matthewtuck3386]

NC is fine at top 6, that is so boring, people are crying about the passive mode being patched but that also makes NC boring. no one doing the promote nightclub mission anymore, nobody calls yohan because its totally passive

[@LAutisteAmateur]

I beg differ on few details... The bunker "what it gives", MKII weapons, I love my explosive sniper. For the hangar replayability, sorry but there is a cooldown if you want to source only one type of merch. I hate cooldown, it's inversely proportional with fun AND replayability. In my game style every business that have a cooldown has a 2 points malus on fun AND replayability. If it has a cooldown, it sucks. "What it offers" o n the acid lab? You might want to reconsider, it's the best beginner's business, it gives you full opportunities to buy any other business. The Chop shop has the week cooldown ever, you can't use the towruck in free mode, it's awaste of opportunities, it's total crap because of that. It's a plain zero, not fun at all, it's explensive, it's total failure of a DLC. The garnment factory have only four missions and a stupid week cooldown, on one of them, why?It's stupid, I can do like 15 cayo perico in a week.. Profit with the avenger? Really? You must do these mission a hundred time at least just to have your money back. Zero. The original heist? Prison break with randoms is a nightmare. Zero... u_u

[@petermarin1228]

I just uncovered something HUGE in the garment factory. I have screenshots you NEED TO SEE ASAP. I'm afraid to post it here. We need to chat ASAP

[@dto99666]

I spend 6 hours just try to get the gooch outfit lol😂😂😂😂

[@dtrust68]

Sooooo I should buy the Hangar? The only two in the top 10 i don't have are the new garment factory and Hangar. Arcade i do have but I've never done the heist as I'm PC and have no friends. lol. I currently have 13.3 mil

[@Liam-YouTube]

Dont know if I'm blind but you forget the vehicle warehouse😅

[@akrammohamah5119]

Dude you forgot the ceo car garage that you source car and sell them it's good money plus you can store the special vehicles like the truck with spear i forgot the name phantom wedge i think

[@xandersanchez1365]

You forgot to add the vehicle warehouse.

[@Dejoey11]

Love it thx for this

[@alphaguru]

Document Forgery a higher score than the other MC Businesses? I get what you say about the Salvage Yard but the money is so poor it surely can't be ranked higher

[@GetGwapThisYear]

So my question is :I’ve got an agency and an arcade; do I prioritise the hangar, or the kosatka?

[@smiga6966]

I would recommend the Kosatka if you just want to jump on to make a very easy million within an hour. However if you are planning to grind for many hours straight.. the hangar might be better. In my personal opinion the latter would get very tedious and take some joy out of the game.. but perhaps you prefer that way of playing. To each their own

[@GetGwapThisYear]

@ thank you. I’m just getting back into it after a few years break, so I don’t mind sinking some time in, but I’d prefer it to be fun rather than repetitive

[@brandonbrewer21]

​@@GetGwapThisYearthe kosatka with the sparrow is a HUGE quality of life upgrade for the GTA player!!! The sparrow spawns next to you and in locations other vehicles don't spawn with unlimited rockets, And easy money solo, definitely a W. A couple cayo pericos and you can get the hanger.

[@arturseversons3444]

You take down the original video, post an "updated" video, but still refuse to include Vehicle Warehouse 😂

[@randomguyonyoutube5292]

At 12:50 or 12:51 it shows someone shooting with one hand and the gun sideways why wasnt that added

[@dimebag505]

Would have put the salvage yard higher because or the claimable vehicles

[@dorsiaftw]

What about the forgotten business? Vehicle warehouse.

[@sabaton5fdpfan066]

Why does your Nightclub dish out a higher pay than mine? I have all upgrades and everything but I only make about 2 mil per 360 crates

[@brandonbrewer21]

It was probably 2x$ when he recorded it.

[@augustinbalan1689]

You forgot the Terrabyte😄

[@Jayxcviii]

I could have sworn i saw this video like 2 days ago. Have i been smokinzg to much that im high af thinking it was days ago instead of hours ?????

[@brandonbrewer21]

I just couldn't see the arcade being that high... I'd at least move it to 5 and move the other two up on the simple fact that you need a friend or a random... And anyone who has tried to find a random that doesn't fail 😟 don't get me wrong you can find people who are way better than others and might even teach you something... Big Butt 🙄

[@TsmTye84]

Yo taco.... can u believe rockstar patched the lifegaurd truck u can no longer get it freee from the mission.. after the mission u go back to beach and grab another one and take it to ls custom says u need to purchase it u cant store it in garage eaither tried that also

[@yamenalsaadi976]

What about special vehicle warehouses and terrobite???

[@pablokenzie47]

Vehicle cargo from the office??? I've made close to 100 million over 10 years with that business

[@elijahacosta5656]

What happened to vehicle warehouse?

[@brandoneverson938]

In the minority on Cayo, personally it’s completely boring and overrated. Honestly I’d rather do anything else at this point. 🤷‍♂️

[@johnnyb0001]

CEO special cargo, mission design is lackluster, takes to long for money gain, the 3 item/crate pickup is Cumbersome. With the hangar same thing you need to drive or fly to the end of the map plus side no paying cost required. But every business having the business at west side of the map take to long and time consuming compared to money gained, overall all businesses have fixed locations to grab cargo etc. No diversity in location. And then those cooldowns which are just stupid everything is so designed to keep you logged in as long for their stockholders

[@rosschilds4263]

Guess we all no that this list will all go dwn by one if they make the tacco van a business at some point. Nd shame that they made it a peggasis vehicle cause u cld of had a new daily driver...

[@rosschilds4263]

Acid lab does offer survivability while driving Abt in it

[@Swiftysavage]

@subscriberfortacos still forgot mc clubhouse vehicle warehouse moc and vip work and dispatch work and mrs baker missions from phone

[@donaldallan7242]

For me ALL the MC businesses deserves a big fat 0 of 40 they are no fun unless if you count having to defend them from being raped aka raided every 5 to 10 minutes from rape star the profit value on the sell missions I completely pathetic even when they're double replaying the shitty missions the only thing I count has a replay is constantly having to go defend the business from shitstar raping and stealing my stuff every 5 to 10 minutes and the only thing it has to offer it's a shitload of headaches from constantly having to go defend off rape star from stealing all my shit

[@nkosinayetshaka5]

Let's Go ❤

[@2buxaslice]

Way too hard on the MC Business. Especially since you can store and mod your Bikes there. Plus the bike sell missions every in game day is an easy $50k.. Not to mention that with the addition of street dealers, your businesses can make you easy money without ever having to do the sell missions. Also, without the MC Businesses YOUR NIGHTCLUB IS F%CKING USELESS!!!

[@09redneckman]

You missed the vehicle cargo warehouse

[@LordOfThePotatoe]

Next heist Rank !

[@AutiHD]

Why is the Arcade still 36/10 I thought u deleted it to fix those mistakes.

[@slzy405]

you forgot vehicle warehouse

[@rochdaledirectory]

The agency? ???? the dre contract breaks for me on the elevator cut scene ?

[@SuperMagneto99]

You forgot import-export lol,,, one of The Best for beginers. You did not mention clucking bell but ok that is not really a business