Ranking Every Galar Pokemon I Could Beat Up

[@PM7Plus]

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[@LeoTheTurtle]

Yes

[@DogsIGuess]

Wow this guy is early

[@LeoTheTurtle]

@@DogsIGuess ok

[@lamboraider14]

Alternate title: John thinks about beating up babies for 15 minutes

[@zoa1-99.......]

Ahh, false FOMO.

[@MandJTV]

You would drop the tea set...that floats?! You drop it and it stays in place and then it blasts you with magic energy!

[@Abaguette494]

How’s the subatticle (pardon the spelling) going? Feel free to take any amount of time you need! You bring great content to the Pokémon community!

[@mattperciful8970]

well i mean you could stomp it to the ground

[@ILikeFossilpokemon]

I’d enjoy it if you did one of these Mikey!

[@yusufcx6726]

İ dont take these vids seriusly because olmost evre pokemon would kill em U should make an actually serius vid like this

[@yusufcx6726]

Pls make a vid like this

[@13CrystalHeart]

Inteleon also has a knife in its tail according to the info released at the time of SwSh, so even in close combat, you're getting shanked.

[@sylvie9420]

😂

[@sylvie9420]

@bruh moment lmao true, its hilarious how innocent and sassy he looks, then he just OhKOs you with his fingers after pointing at you while your hysterically laughing thinking its doing nothing, and then he causes a whole tsunami

[@hatkidforsmash5045]

To think people don't like inteleon because it stands on two legs. I personally think it has the best design in the game.

[@13CrystalHeart]

@@hatkidforsmash5045 "It's too skinny!" It's a basilisk lizard, the kind that runs on water! The real animal it's based on is skinny too, probably because it needs to be very light to run on water.

[@aliveandkicking5461]

London be like

[@donnagarcia6777]

7:29 "The pikachus gonna take the bird out and yep my jobs done" the funniest line

[@Peace_of_Toast]

We all *could* beat Yamper but none of us *would.*

[@Juppi.z]

True

[@Peace_of_Toast]

@@Juppi.z I know that’s not an original joke but it’s just such a great one.

[@Juppi.z]

Same for wooloo tho

[@dunefox8]

Facts

[@Peace_of_Toast]

@@Juppi.z But you could just take out you’re anger on it, it’s wool is so fluffy it can’t feel you assaulting it.

[@Alpha-oo8]

PM7 would be in for a surprise if he ever encountered an Australian magpie… it may be a small bird, but considering all the creatures australia has, the magpie is the one Aussie ACTUALLY fear. Long story short, just cause bird be small, doesn’t mean you’ll win in a fight!

[@thegamergrookey2268]

And just because monke is small doesn't mean he will let you wack him with his stick(in fact he'll wack you a million times with it) #justiceforgrookey

[@leafidk7958]

YES I hear story’s of them ripping eyes out

[@donnagarcia6777]

Yes

[@princessrosalina43]

As an Aussie. I can agree on that

[@The_gaming_garage_guy]

Wooloo kills John

[@stormbringer9015]

I wish all those who would beat a yamper, good luck for the charizard, haxorus, dragapult, and Aegislash that will most definitely come for you

[@trueredpanda1538]

Haven't everyone beaten a yamper at some point? Just look at shiny huntera using the knockout methode for instance xD

[@skipfire00]

what makes you think that any of those pokemon would care about the yamper

[@stormbringer9015]

That’s Leon’s team from the champion battle, they’re the four that are always on his team, I was implying that the yamper that you attacked was Sonia’s and now Leon has it out for you

[@nickjasper9567]

I think yamper is cute, yamp yamp yamper

[@mdietrich24]

The premise of this video is absolutely ridiculous… I love it.

[@Even373]

This is a scam, do not reply

[@Anime-Doom]

I don't think there is anybody who COULDN'T beat up a Snom. On the other hand I would destroy anybody who even thinks of harming a Snom.

[@sylvie9420]

Snom would just.. suffocate you. 🌝

[@trueredpanda1538]

Shiny hunters using the knockout methode hurts at least 500 snoms 🤷‍♀️

[@KylanTheEdwards]

So I pretty much cosign with this list, sizing you up I feel like it's accurate for the most part, however, I'm waiting for the video of you checking this list versus their pokedex entries and seeing if you move any of them lol

[@PM7Plus]

That would be a really funny video, might have to look into making that!

[@ritahanley9120]

Hi

[@morrigankasa570]

These are some of my favorite videos of his, BUT I wish he had done these in order of generations. Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and so on.

[@Even373]

This is a scam, do not reply

[@morrigankasa570]

@@Even373 I am not a scam

[@Even373]

Sorry, there was a reply to your comment that was, it must have been deleted. Sorry for the misunderstanding!

[@morrigankasa570]

@@Even373 That's ok, I have some notifications blocked so missed that.

[@v1rogue945]

John:says he can get electrocuted 100 time and live. Also John:gets beat up by a pony

[@sylvie9420]

Ponies kick hard, they're really tall and have strong legs

[@RodimusMinor1987]

Dude have you seen the power of a Pony Kick it could kill someone

[@sylvie9420]

@@RodimusMinor1987 true I've known my friend's friend who did horse riding, and she was riding and the pony threw her off and she was sprained her leg a decent amount. Later off in the year she was kicked really hard and broke her arm. I would never fight a pony 1 on 1 💀

[@gus7807]

@@sylvie9420 brun so unlucky 💀

[@wittingcave5591]

@@sylvie9420 electricity zaps you.

[@Kaiser00Wilhelm]

I think you should add a category called "Moral Objection" where you put the Pokemon you couldn't bring yourself to beat up because they're too cute and/or it's a dog.

[@fertileplanet7756]

or a cat

[@NotNeonMaster]

Or a frog

[@thegamergrookey2268]

I would put: grookey, scorbunny, sobble, yamper, blipbug, wooloo etc

[@speedyman5276]

@@thegamergrookey2268blipbug? That thing? I would end it without any remorse

[@PrincessDustbunny]

I feel like if you tried to punt Wooloo, your foot would get stuck in its wool and then it would just roll over and smother you.

[@sarahhuggins2263]

Yeah but it sure would be fun to watch 😂

[@FlamieDoc]

John:puts cramorant into probably Cramorant from unite: WHOMS HAVE REQUESTED A SQUAD WIPE

[@amydehaan2461]

I love this series so much, it's very entertaining. Please do this for the next gen too. I'm curious on whether you think you can beat up the small bike pokemom just from what you've seen so far 🤔

[@titanictyranitar9571]

The only youtuber that doesn't incredibly overestimate their fighting abilities

[@thegamergrookey2268]

For scarlet and violet pls PLS take in mind: sprigatito releases a sweet scent that will make you not want to fight it Fuecoco you can't even touch his yellow part because of how hot they are Quaxly: has strong legs and his fighting style is literally kicking his opponent

[@voiddwelling7285]

Galarian Meowth and Perserker are literally the goblin brutes of Pokemon gen 8. They look tiny, you'd think you could beat them up. But then they hit you with moves cavemen used to Fight T-Rexes or some shit

[@RodimusMinor1987]

They are metal so John will break his foot trying to kick Meowth and he will also not be able to lift it

[@Zachattk]

John, sir. WOULD you beat up Toxel? You could beat up the baby. Let it cry. But would you morally? ): it IS a poison type.

[@thewintercat5534]

You should really take into account pokedex entries. Dreepy's dex entry mentions that a literal child could beat it in a fight, and alcremie's dex entry says that if you eat its cream you will lose your will to fight

[@posslord1221]

One of my favorite series of all time! Just hate there's not even more games for you to make these lists for

[@cacturne6183]

John attempting to beat up Stonehenge is the reason we cannot go near them anymore.

[@Pokken-je7uv]

The edits have NAILED. They’re too good 😂😂

[@stevelknievel4183]

If you're allowed to use weapons now all you have to do to defeat Galarian Stunfisk is to poke it with a stick until it snaps shut on it. Then you just throw the stick (and the Pokémon with it) as far away as you can.

[@RadimuxCisco]

Respects the skies? Man, I immediately thought about "Team Sky!"

[@superalppuspr7076]

i love ur content im rgth now sick so this upload absolutly made my day

[@zachrodan7543]

I feel like cinderace doesn't just kill you... IT punts YOU to the moon I agree that you punt nickit to the moon, but you also lose your wallet in the process...

[@AverageSoupEnjoyer-wz7sm]

wooloo beats John,lol

[@pinkpineapple4694]

Look John gossiflower just throws spores at you and while you on the ground sneezing it uses solar beam

[@sampatkumarchatterjee931]

2:10 . Have you seen Sharknado , if you have then you see that the pokemon is a bear trap Yes? And it can learn the move "Bounce" Yes? , So you should consider again if you really wanna fight it.

[@DomesticEgg3]

2:42 you do realise that sobble punches with a chemical equal to ONE HUNDRED ONIONS you would be on the floor drowning in tears

[@luisGarcia-hq8mp]

The gigantamaxes aren't even a question, they have to move a single arm/leg/whatever and you're gone.

[@zachrodan7543]

I think the only gmax he might have a chance with is alcremie, because you could (theoretically) eat the giant cake. it might be a bit more than you can handle in terms of quantity (I don't know. is john a competitive eating champion?) yes, you would have to deal with its attacks, but I see a very easy counterplay for dealing with g-max alcremie: climb the cake. as far as I am aware, it can't exactly move around as a cake (it is basically just a normal alcremie sitting on top of a giant cake), and I doubt it would be able to easily attack you if you were on it (only ways it could attack you in such a situation would likely also hurt it quite a bit)

[@trueredpanda1538]

Ironicly, I think any Gmax would punt us to the moon 🤣

[@zachrodan7543]

@@trueredpanda1538 cinderace especially. alcremie, not so much. as I said before, g-max alcremie doesn't seem particularly mobile. it is kind of just a cake

[@zachrodan7543]

@Padmini Dhillan ah, was not aware of that.

[@trueredpanda1538]

@@zachrodan7543 also, I according to the anime, alcremi can move as the big cake.

[@Chelolg]

Dreepy's shield Pokedex entry actually says that a child could defeat easily

[@Failed_Vestige_of_Exandria]

I am 100% convinced you could not beat Sirfetch'd even if you had a lance and shield like it does. There is this thing that you lack called formal training, while Sirfetch'd has instinctual knowledge of how to use its weapons and trains with them daily. You are overestimating your abilities in this case. I also don't think you would stand a chance against Yamask if your strategy is to grab the CURSED tablet it's holding onto.

[@HunteryGo]

When John fights Grookey PM7 learned Branch Poke

[@lesouth03]

Pm7 learned mega kick

[@asherfife8327]

I can’t wait for Scarlet and Violet because the legendary’s and the starters look sick! Also my favorite Pokémon from sword and shield is either Charizard or cinderace . by the way if anybody is done with sword and shield and wondering how to get Charizard you must go to hops house and go upstairs to Leon’s room it should be on the left or right I can’t remember but there will be a Poké ball in the middle of the room!👍🏻👍🏻

[@fishin4hips]

charizard isn't from gen 8

[@TBB1216]

@@fishin4hips yes he is

[@SGB000]

@@TBB1216 sry if its a joke but otherwise google it

[@maevblog9955]

I love also cinderance

[@sylvie9420]

@@fishin4hips he's in a gen 8 game but is a gen 1 mon

[@aaaaaa-s1b]

bro the morpeko in the thumbnail bout to aura wheel you to the moon

[@zelix8483]

Bro why you gotta do my boy Grookey like that 😭

[@animalsaver2127]

I love your video u make people happy and laugh every time you post because the content u posted every time you post

[@BlUejAy-j3n]

You know Farfetch'd could be like, a meter tall, right?

[@Yuta-Content]

I love your content your amazing I love your videos so much

[@THEFhenomenalJo3]

No!! Don't beat Grookey with his own stick. :(

[@Alex-z9u1x]

He Found it by himself, its his stick 😢😢

[@Boultspeeder-rk3me]

Ayo

[@kuitaranheatmorus9932]

This was amazing ngl also I'm glad Gen 8 was pretty good overall

[@Noveler00]

You could easily punt Yamper, if you had a cold black heart with no soul.

[@sdsherman19]

I appreciate how John doesnt want to kick the dog (Yamper) but is fine with punting a baby (Toxel)

[@I_love_pokemon151]

Rate all sus pokemon which you can beat in a fight

[@LupisLight]

Uh, having trained one, I can confidently say that Dottler will actually give you quite a bit of trouble - those spots are sensors, so it would see you coming regardless of how you approached, and it comes with both Light Screen AND Reflect to protect itself. You likely wouldn't even be able to get a scratch on Dottler if you tried. And that's not even starting with it's offensive capabilities - it is fully capable of throwing you around with Psychic if it wants. Oh, and it's evolved form, Orbeetle, can sense things up to six miles away, so yeah, RIP there.

[@DryBones271]

Scorbunny is fast, you wouldn't be able to catch it, and while you are chasing it around it's shooting embers at you, or is running fire through it's feet so you Zig Zag, then it fires a full blast Flamethrower, and you're a roasted John.

[@nickjayme7151]

You overestimate how much thought John is putting into these

[@ChefGreasypaw]

I think it would beat him but also a scorbunny would definitely not know flamethrower

[@starfallcolors4491]

Scorobunny doesn’t learn flamethrower though...?

[@DryBones271]

@@starfallcolors4491 you've heard of TRs right?

[@ferrucciocaracciuolo8139]

@@starfallcolors4491 is a zoroark

[@KaraHolsinger-fy1tx]

Flapple, oh I don't know, can just use DRAGON RUSH and wraps its wings around you. What if the worm, the incredibly STRONG DRAGON worm, bit you on the eye? It's Scarlet dex entry says it has acid that can melt metal, and if it does YOU ARE NOT STRONGER THAN METAL.

[@snaxolotl1432]

Gossifleur would absolutely destroy John

[@lizardboyplayz4380]

thanks John for not saying what you would do to cobble gobble squad for life

[@Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17]

Kubfu would destroy you, even if you picked it up, my friend has Close Combat, which takes out elemental monsters

[@fertileplanet7756]

But it wouldn't be able to hit him if he's holding it in place

[@glennmoore6968]

Joust thing? "It's called a Lance! Hello!" Quote from A Knights Tale.

[@teamskygrunt3978]

Thievul would beat John up so hard that he’d make a whole new category. Just trust me on that. Thievul is strong. It trips you with its tail they your just dead.

[@walkermartin5366]

Lmao this sint even mandjtv video

[@spoogtastic]

As a fellow new Englander....you got that snowball john! Commence to the punting!

[@Aajer]

Wouldn't wooloo be too heavy to punt to the moon

[@wadewilson9023]

Only 13.2 lbs. So not really

[@maevblog9955]

Thanks that you do galarian ponyta and rapidash as first Pokémon in this video. I love them❤

[@joshfarmer8408]

Still waiting for you to do my 2 favorite gens, 3 and 7

[@simonli9106]

“This is a snack, I eat the snack.”-PM7 2022😂

[@debcallaway2017]

fun factcinderace apparently weighs 75 or 76 ib

[@meghanadoreswamy1347]

"there's not many pokemon that look more puntable than wooloo" Eldagoss covered in cold sweat...

[@mr-pumpkingamer1940]

I think its wholesome that John and Michael comment on each other’s videos 😊

[@bcusterfitness]

How Many of you Guys Watching Just Love how much These Guys Grind to Give us Amazing Content?

[@Azeriiall]

Enjoyed this video so much that I had to throw up in the middle of it! In all seriousness, this video helped distract me from the pain of being sick, which is greatly appreciated

[@thesecretcola0088]

Scorbunny even with small embers could probably burn John's cloths and sobble would cry and run away and make John cry

[@DandTBros]

3:16 Does this mean you and Mikey are going to rule the skies together

[@Tyranitar.]

Half of the ones in the middle 3 are very unrealistic, and then there’s Appletun in we’ll see. My man, how are you planning to beat up a gigantic apple pie with at least somewhat sharp teeth.

[@Tyranitar.]

Also, who said that (for farfetch’d and sirfetch’d) you would get the Pokémon’s weapon?

[@Moxyplaysvr5andfnaf]

John: I have recently visited stonehedge Me:are you sure about that?

[@theabyss2277]

farfetched is gonna get his leak and do brutal swing, your gonna be whacked to bits! LMAO

[@PHANTOM77-8]

When that one adrenaline rush kicks in

[@ltstheprogamer]

0:50 It is a Ghastly With a Hat!!!

[@blazeuchiha2314]

That choking sound was Mad. thought cramorant was choking on something else

[@Garchon_]

I love this videos so i will for sure enjoy them after just catching shiny grottle

[@jacobfrankland2443]

just because its gmax doesnt mean you cant eat the cake

[@orremidi8714]

“I live around a lot of rabbits, I feel comfortable I could beat up a rabbit…” I am scared for all the rabbits you live by, John… 😂

[@aliciaaltizer4026]

Never give up I hope you get a million subscribers, 😁💯

[@shaneburdette1892]

clobbopus and grapploct be like: *DRUNK OCTOPUS, TYRANT OF THE REEF WANTS TO FIGHT. OPTIONS: FIGHT, ACT, ITEM, RUN THE (OOF) AWAY.*

[@Gradycore]

Idk if pm7 saw farfeached and sirfecthed in battle

[@Totaly_Tuckr]

PM7 fighting a Sinistea, and tries to drop it Sinistea: Stays in place PM7: Heheh, I’m in danger 😊

[@saxosipho]

Wooloo can fall of a cliff and survive unharmed, I think it should be at least one rank higher.

[@breadisyummy_]

You should make another version of this but it’s if they don’t have their magic powers.

[@zeborred7033]

You could probably annihilate dibble but it can turn invisible so in order to even get close to it is to catch it in the first place which could be quite difficult

[@zeborred7033]

Sorry meant sobble

[@AlexaBlissgamer]

I can’t wait to see Donphan’s Paradox forms.

[@Pr1mros-3]

@Jerry I'm pretty sure the comment above listens to the Gen 9 leaks

[@speedover3233]

Wait if there is terastalised how would there be something else

[@Pr1mros-3]

@Jerry Well I'm just saying that just to tell you where the comment got the name Paradox Forms from bc I listen to them the reason being is I like to know what starter for that game that I'm gona pick as I decide based on their final evos

[@BenjaminPriddy-rj5yy]

Clobbopus canonically has the intelligence of a 3-year-old.

[@KawaiiHippityHop-cl5bb]

Why would you say that squirrels are dumb? They’re actually pretty cute!

[@thearmoredferaligatr3130]

Respect the sky? Where have I heard that? Oh wait! TEAM SKY!!!

[@dianajoa7876]

John Is done for With hatteram because in a Pokémon series, ash,misty,and brock are trying to calmdown a hatterene ,but they encounter a hatteram instead , and the pokedex says that hatteram is strong enough to take out a professional boxer.

[@FatNuggie]

If we're doing pokedex sobble will destroy you with the tears of 1000+ onions

[@heather12489]

I’m a gen 8 dramaka fan 😡 but you’re still my favorite KZbinr

[@rabeerbawa]

John is just putting all the full evolutions in rip

[@lmao2634]

Me knowing Sobble's dex entry says its cries have the power of 100 onions: So are you going to risk going blind then?

[@Elec7ricky]

The first advert I get before watching this video was from Injury Lawyers4U I find that hilarious

[@Insta125]

Dude cinderace and rillaboom are awesome

[@liampeters2109]

John 'I step on bugs' Meanwhile Jack 'I step on gardi--------

[@breadisyummy_]

I’ve never seen a dumb squirrel. They are masterminds at the art of landing and are way too fast. They’re op.

[@sociallyexhausted]

As a fellow New Englander, gotta be careful of squirrels. One threw an acorn at me today

[@awesomeart_animates9278]

hehehe…beating up sobble huh? You have just summoned the finest men in the sobble squad.

[@MEOWSCARADA_149]

John:Squirrel is the dumbest creatures I ever saw Squirrels in Pokemon unite: you sure about that?

[@themaskedinc.786]

PM7: "Squirrels are dumb" Mark Rober: Bet