Ranking Every Mario Kart Track

[@NathanielBandy]

The chapters for some reason are not loading on the video player (Probably too many lmao) but since it took forever to do, I've got them down below! 0:00 Intro 0:30 Vanilla Lake 2 0:41 Vanilla Lake 1 0:50 Figure-8 Circuit 1:03 Bowser's Castle 2 (SNES) 1:24 Yoshi Falls 1:34 Sherbet Land (GCN) 1:52 Mario Circuit 1 2:00 Peach Circuit 2:09 Mario Circuit (GBA) 2:19 Koopa Beach 2 2:32 Koopa Beach 1 2:41 Mario Circuit 3 2:52 Mario Circuit 4 3:00 Mario Circuit 2 3:12 Sherbet Land (N64) 3:26 Rainbow Road (SNES) 3:43 Rainbow Road (GBA) 3:53 Donut Plains 1 4:07 Choco Island 1 4:18 Choco Island 2 4:28 Donut Plains 2 4:36 Snow Land 4:51 Ghost Valley 2 5:02 Ghost Valley 1 5:08 Ghost Valley 3 5:16 Bowser Castle 1 (GBA) 5:29 Bowser's Castle 1 (SNES) 5:38 Bowser's Castle 3 (SNES) 5:45 Bowser Castle 2 (GBA) 5:56 Bowser Castle 3 (GBA) 6:08 Donut Plains 3 6:20 Bowser Castle 4 6:31 Luigi Circuit (GBA) 6:42 Mario Raceway 6:54 Mario Circuit (DS) 7:04 Luigi Raceway 7:16 Luigi Circuit (Wii) 7:26 Mario Kart Stadium 7:40 Luigi Circuit (GCN) 7:53 Toad Circuit 8:03 Mario Circuit (Wii U) 8:17 Mario Circuit (GCN) 8:28 Mario Circuit (Wii) 8:40 Royal Raceway 8:53 Mario Circuit (3DS) 9:08 Daisy Circuit 9:24 Riverside Park 9:35 Lakeside Park 9:50 Broken Pier 10:00 Boo Lake 10:10 Shy Guy Beach 10:19 Yoshi Desert 10:29 Cheep Cheep Beach 10:38 Cheese Land 10:55 Desert Hills 11:06 Dry Dry Desert 11:22 Koopa Troopa Beach 11:39 Cheep Cheep Island 11:54 Cheep Cheep Lagoon 12:07 Banshee Boardwalk 12:19 Ribbon Road 12:31 Sunset Wilds 12:45 Sky Garden 12:57 Moo Moo Farm 13:09 Moo Moo Meadows 13:23 Excitebike Arena 13:41 Rainbow Road (N64) 14:00 Peach Beach 14:14 Daisy Hills 14:27 Bone Dry Dunes 14:42 Choco Mountain 14:57 Rosalina's Ice World 15:21 Ice Ice Outpost 15:41 Baby Park 16:02 Kalimari Desert 16:21 Frappe Snowland 16:37 Yoshi Circuit (GCN) 16:52 DK's Jungle Parkway 17:09 Wario Stadium (N64) 17:24 Shy Guy Bazaar 17:36 Dry Dry Ruins 17:51 Wario Stadium (DS) 18:06 Animal Crossing 18:23 Toad's Turnpike 18:39 Water Park 18:54 Shroom Ridge 19:11 Neo Bowser City 19:26 Bowser's Castle (DS) 19:41 Wild Woods 19:56 Bowser's Castle (N64) 20:11 Toad Harbor 20:24 Rainbow Road (DS) 20:36 Rock Rock Mountain 20:50 Bowser's Castle (3DS) 21:04 Yoshi Valley 21:18 Toad's Factory 21:30 DK Pass 21:43 Peach Gardens 21:58 Twisted Mansion 22:13 Rainbow Road (Wii U) 22:30 Moonview Highway 22:49 Hyrule Circuit 23:05 Rainbow Road (GCN) 23:21 Mushroom Gorge 23:34 Sweet Sweet Canyon 23:49 Bowser's Castle (GCN) 24:02 Thwomp Ruins 24:15 DK Summit 24:33 Wario's Gold Mine 24:49 Mushroom Bridge 25:07 Mushroom City 25:23 DK Jungle 25:36 Dragon Driftway 25:53 Wario Colosseum 26:11 Dino Dino Jungle 26:31 Wario Shipyard 26:46 Grumble Volcano 27:03 Dolphin Shoals 27:22 Super Bell Subway 27:42 Piranha Plant Slide 27:57 Airship Fortress 28:16 Luigi's Mansion 28:29 Bowser's Castle (Wii U) 28:49 Delfino Square 29:06 Cloudtop Cruise 29:23 Waluigi Stadium 29:37 Maple Treewaay 29:50 Koopa Cape 30:04 Daisy Cruiser 30:22 Electrodrome 30:37 Shy Guy Falls 30:48 Bowser's Castle (Wii) 31:12 Sunshine Airport 31:32 Mute City 31:47 Rainbow Road (Wii) 32:05 Wuhu Loop 32:22 Maka Wuhu 32:35 DK Mountain 32:51 Coconut Mall 33:13 Music Park 33:32 Mount Wario 33:49 Big Blue 34:07 Rainbow Road (3DS) 34:24 Tick Tock Clock 34:40 Waluigi Pinball 35:01 Outro

[@AristotleBabyBottle]

dude it’s been over a year

[@krautgazer]

@@AristotleBabyBottle So what? The video is being recommended now for people on KZbin.

[@krautgazer]

Just a minor pet peeve but I noticed you used the exact same footage for Vanilla Lake 1 and Vanilla Lake 2 when Vanilla Lake 1 doesn't have that giant lake in the middle of the track. Also, in Bowser Castle 2 you're supposed to use a feather to jump over that dead end as a very effective shortcut.

[@odusthecat]

“You know you love this one” actually I don’t love shy guy falls, to me it is just a generic track with some harder turns and a big waterfall.

[@rockrheadHD]

I THINK that last time i watched the video the chapters worked lol. Anyways, thanks for putting them here too haha

[@koopa4579]

Rosalina's Ice World: What an unoriginal name Water Park: It's a great name!

[@jnpman8375]

Seems legit

[@eloisesylvester9856]

@Yawshi yes sarcasm

[@srieser4203]

@Yawshi I like Mario circuit 2 better tbh

[@andy.burbulis1899]

What about Bowser Csatle 2?

[@Alibium]

@@andy.burbulis1899 a csatle? Never heard of a csatle

[@TWD98]

34:56 NOT when you get pinball’d to the face

[@jmccabe74]

TROY HEY MAN!

[@keres9580]

@TWD98 Yo what’s up, can you rank your 145 tracks?

[@aidan8057]

HI TROY

[@salimf]

Hey guys it's Troy here, back with my rival, Nicholas. Hows it goin, my fellas!

[@charKT-7461]

Bruh even getting pinballed is fun.

[@Sideburnscott]

Rosalina’s Ice World: The name is so boring Water Park: I love it!

[@gina5240]

Exactly

[@informationnotavailable6433]

He said corny.

[@lordroy88]

Snow land is a unique name

[@toastroast6484]

WILLEM VAN DUSEN hmmmmm

[@Thonder]

number 69: *Yoshi Circuit*

[@MattMcIrvin]

Maple Treeway is my all-time favorite. I think the look and the music are what really do it.

[@gunner2321]

such a great map

[@ReidTheNintendoPainter]

I agree completely! The music and the environment make it one of my all time favorites!

[@Aurora666_yt]

Beautiful track, I really enjoyed it!

[@Afraidofwomen]

everytime i play it i feel a sense of having to rush the racing before soemthing happens.

[@Andresmarc365]

Mine too!

[@hunterjones3342]

Nathaniel: Vanilla Lake 1 Visuals: Vanilla Lake 2 shown a second time

[@nicolodelucia8743]

HOW NATHANIEL BANDY TRIGGERS YOU!

[@ChuckE.CheesesIllinois]

2!

[@gwstuff4174]

🧿👄🧿

[@franciscocruzthenext-genga6802]

@@nicolodelucia8743 That video already exists. It's a bit outdated.

[@datCoolPro101]

Member? Aw Man!

[@its_haydos]

Fun fact: In the Mario kart wii code: Luigi Circuit is literally named beginner_course

[@scottysatpanalysis]

That’s so funny 😂

[@MrBoneArrowTheEggRoll]

IDK that

[@kittypaisley2029]

What about the other courses?

[@xloisx4603]

What is coconut mall? **AGGRESSIVELY ANNOYING MII CARS**

[@goldmantis5850]

I mean why is that surprising? It's clearly meant to be a beginner track

[@CoingamerFL]

Nathaniel: **rants about the name "Rosalina's ice world"** Also Nathaniel: **Thinks "Snow Land" is completely fine as a name**

[@bjornvanmoorsel9930]

The name water park is genius and creative

[@CoingamerFL]

@@bjornvanmoorsel9930 *desert hills*

[@coolbeans7z539]

@@CoingamerFL bowser castle 5

[@bencurry3044]

I hope Rosalina's ice world is getting remade in the mario kart tour Rosalina tour (because I've never played that course)

[@ethanthepro3686]

@@bencurry3044 It is being remade, in the next tour preview we can see two pictures of it

[@jtboom5140]

Nathaniel: Starts the video with “Number 145” Me: Yeah it’s gonna be a while, isn’t it

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

@Koopalings fun adventures good thing he didn’t include them because they are mostly the same

[@intelligent1964]

If he included retro tracks he would need to review roughly 200 tracks

[@danchrome3912]

I actually thought the exact same thing.

[@OchtendjasLama]

U got 69 likes 😂😂😂

[@jpbrennan4904]

Besides the MkTour and MKCTGP And MKarcade there are 216 Mario Kart Tracks (If you include the retros.)

[@MrRandomCeltics]

Coconut mall: *exists* My mii: let me hit that car near the finish

[@MrH.09]

69 likes..

[@yadrielmontes9834]

Lmao

[@dazy9997]

GOOD TO KNOW ITS NOT ONLY ME

[@The_Haydar-1000]

You just got coconut mald

[@whatandwhy4612]

Not my mii being the same way

[@coopaXD]

I could hear Nathaniel's soul drifting away as he was talking about all the Mario Circuit Tracks.

[@familybroakajonny]

You are cooper

[@cieletoile2363]

And bowser castles

[@symmetricksambigrams]

ba dum tssssss

[@ejakaegypt]

Omg same

[@HartleySan]

Now that Nintendo is going to add 48 new (old) courses to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, it'll be interesting to see which of these make the cut. I suspect a lot (if not all) of the top-ranked ones will make it in, but will be interesting to see.

[@goldberries606]

I'm hoping all of my favorites like Waluigi Pinball, Maple Treeway, Toad's Factory and others make it in

[@robertbosch99]

It's gonna be most of the stuff that is already playable in Tour or in the gamecode of Tour that will be released later

[@Linusni0]

@@goldberries606 Toad's factory would be so amazing! I also would like to see ( i dont know the Name but this desert with the train from N64)

[@hunterbrooklyn6822]

@@Linusni0 Kalimari Desert

[@KingPixelOfficial]

@@Linusni0 N64 Kalimari Desert has a solid chance of returning, considering that it was in Tour

[@djlarrykoopa]

I calculated the average placement of the tracks from each game: SMK: 129.7 64: 81.9375 Super Circuit: 105.95 Double Dash: 57.625 DS: 61.625 Wii: 48.0 7: 49.5625 8: 43.68 1. 8 2. Wii 3. 7 4. Double Dash 5. DS 6. 64 7. Super Circuit 8. SMK

[@Talion-jv1zp]

Great Job!

[@laurencepalmer1272]

Mario kart 7 is kinda underrated

[@AngloMango]

@@laurencepalmer1272 yep. First mario kart game i ever owned, and i’m in love with it. I hope rock rock mountain and shy guy bazaar are in the mk8dx booster pass

[@odysseysfortune537]

@@laurencepalmer1272 I have so many nostalgic memories from playing 7. Why on earth they picked Toad Circuit, easily the worst new track from 7, for the Booster Pass baffles me. Wuhu Loop, 3DS Bowser’s Castle, Shy Guy Bazaar, Rock Rock Mountain, Maka Wuhu, or 3DS Rainbow Road - I would be happy with any of those, but Maka Wuhu is probably the one I want most for the Booster Pass. That ending sunset in HD would be gorgeous.

[@austria-hungary7680]

69th like (#2)

[@zinowardenier]

Am I the only one that thinks Yoshi Falls is extremely underrated? Me and my friends always have a blast on it, trying to force each other onto the long waterfall that you can't clear without a mushroom (or without losing a significant amount of time). It's either that or getting hit with whatever item we have. Idk maybe it's just me, but I like it and seem to be the only one, as it always ends up at the back of rankings. I have never heard anyone say something good about it.

[@sophiebubbles07]

Same, overhated

[@FilmBucket]

me and my mom love yoshi falls

[@sophiebubbles07]

@@FilmBucket who doesn’t

[@MamutaBCU]

Same

[@09rokk]

I ####### hate it

[@reference4774]

When I was like 6, I tried to fall Into the chimneys in wario’s gold mine thinking i will land on the chimney, and go inside the houses

[@Hubbz44]

Woah same

[@shadeee69]

HAHAHA SAME

[@dwt89_]

I just thought it was cool to go into the pipes ngl

[@sophiebubbles07]

*But nothing happened

[@reference4774]

@@sophiebubbles07 of corse.

[@greasybunz4169]

It might just be me, but I love Yoshi falls. I will say I’ve only ever played the retro on mkwii but I love the simplicity, it’s one of those that you can just fly through. Obviously not in my top 10 or anything but I’m definitely not upset when it gets selected

[@abbylaska3828]

I’ve been saying the same thing!!

[@buttercupkat]

"You've earned worst track." *Is track 142* *Visible confusion*

[@drwugong]

he also didn't understand the use of a feather in SMK, which makes that part a shortcut.

[@Shalakor]

@@drwugong A huge shortcut!

[@drwugong]

@@Shalakor Probably the best one in the whole game! This guy knows nothing about old SMK.

[@Shalakor]

@@drwugong I mean, on the flip side, requiring himself to play through every single game for the video means that getting a shallow view on some of the tracks is inevitable. There's plenty of tracks I didn't remember until I saw them again in this video. At least he recognized the power of normal jumps for getting over the small gaps, which is pretty easy to overlook except in the one track where it's required.

[@drwugong]

@@Shalakor Fair enough, but then theres nearly 1m subs to this channel so this is very likely his full time job. Not a bad way to spend time earning cash. I just thought the whole vid was obviously made by someone who knows some of the later games in the series and had done nothing but scratch the surface of the earlier ones.

[@ROYBGB]

You should make a video called “Ranking Every Mario Party Minigame”

[@ROYBGB]

@James Schafer true but it can be one of those old videos Nathaniel Bandy used to make which is to split the video into two or three parts.

[@bigshaqexegaming5748]

Please God no

[@notrenbanney2450]

Yes pls

[@Eddie_Dingle1]

WeegeeTheGod did a video on that kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIazl6mIbpmUbZY

[@NeverSaySandwich1]

Nah

[@xen0rpheus]

Next : "ranking every mario party boards"

[@das_flauschige_animehorn6085]

I wanna see that

[@dex-6712]

no minigames

[@sorrenspall]

That would be super cool. Hopefully he includes all portable ones as well

We need that

[@svenheijblok5243]

Ooh let’s make that happen

[@GodOfCulture]

I hope we get a ranking of literally every Mario Kart Track (Main Games, Tour and Spin-Offs) after the last Wave of the Boosrer Course released

[@mrboss204]

I agree

[@TheSPChannel-pj8jv]

@@mrboss204 expect that to be over 2 hours long lol

[@redrazorx-23]

@@TheSPChannel-pj8jv don’t care I’ll still watch it all

[@sethchristopher2213]

As a young child I was a huge fan of tick tock clock, glad to see it placing so well! I think my only major problem with this list is Yoshi Falls, very fun course to me gives a similar vibe to Baby Park

[@leonpaelinck]

It's probably cuz that track is in the same cup as figure 8 circuit. It's an improvement but still a simplistic track.

[@sokotroko5488]

i find it better than baby park

[@stormdog3746]

Mushroom Gorge criminally underrated

[@PrincessYaura]

That’s a fact

[@evasackaton8606]

And In My Opinion Toad Factory Is A 10/10 For Me Such A Masterpice No one Really Likes

[@sophiebubbles07]

@@PrincessYaura and you’re a philosopher

[@Cjd007-01]

Yeah same with warios goldmine

[@nintendplays3454]

69th like

[@thefollower2933]

I just can't imagine how long it took to produce this. Like he had to write a giant script about 145 mario kart tracks.

[@NathanielBandy]

This took forever, I also recorded all the footage on my own lol

[@thefollower2933]

@@NathanielBandy well, that must've been a pain the ass to do.You're a legend lol.

[@RLLuke]

True

[@jacobvanantwerp2001]

@@NathanielBandy Imagine how frustrated and impatient I could be if I did this too.

[@NinetyLegos]

@@NathanielBandy pain

[@realJoshiBOI]

On SNES Mario Kart there's an item called a feather, which is used to super jump over certain gaps. The dead end on SNES Bowser Castle 2 should only be used if you have a feather.

[@alex_hitman]

I grew up with the Wii, so when I see the Switch's beautiful Mariokart graphics, all I can say is wow...

[@jackk.33]

That’s me as well

[@justanormaldefaultpfp9309]

I grew up with switch and xbox

[@dimebagdarrell2390]

To be honest mario kart 8 is amazing but it just doesn’t feel like mario kart to me

[@mindofjersey9950]

Same. Mario kart wii for the win.

[@person.-.3551]

Same mate

[@Zarthers]

Wow this ranking video is Beeg! I imagine this was hell to create.

[@NathanielBandy]

It took quite awhile to make!

[@itsgoldenlikedaylight2]

@@NathanielBandy good job

[@woodyfan6971]

@@NathanielBandy hi

[@someoneelse571]

Nice

[@chamtheman551]

1 Day Ago How

[@eee3096]

Only watching this did I realize that Mario kart 7 has some of the most underrated tracks

[@The360MlgNoscoper]

The best rainbow road

[@MrFusion]

Its slept on fr fr

[@YoloYester94]

Well the problem is some tracks are really good and some are really bad. It’s debatable which one outweighs the other.

[@garz5785]

And a very underrated retro track

[@colorstar7772]

In my opinion. It has the best course selection in the whole series. It's full of quality tracks and remakes.

[@StafJoumani]

8:06 that goomba was sent FLYING LMAOOOOO

[@Lanetgm]

It’s team rocket

[@pyrocinematics6649]

Nintendo boutta drop “Mario Kart: The Top 100”

[@Maya-eb7ip]

What

[@PodcastShortsReal]

I would pay good money for that

[@JustChllin]

I hope it would live up to its name, unlike Mario party: the top 100.

[@joeytaylor1021]

I’d so buy that

[@tigersfan00]

Picks the bottom 100 on this list lmao

[@francishong7948]

Nb: that is by far the longest ranking video I’ve ever made. Me: time for every single pokemon ranked!

[@dracoarton94]

Dragonite should be #1. it is on my list

[@makotoyuki345]

@@dracoarton94 opinions exist bro, if that’s what you like then good for you but don’t expect everyone to agree just because you want them to

[@Sp1cycrustpizza]

someone please

[@TheHorrorPlant]

I'm ranking every Fnaf character. Every one including the skin's from fnaf ar and the fnaf world good guys

[@turkeycooktime458]

Ranking every korok seed in BOTW

[@alesandrodemoor]

14:47 "There's not much to this track" SummoningSalt who made a whole 30min video about it: I beg to differ.

[@el_dank_sinatra]

There’s not much too it if you’re just playing casually, but I digress. That video is very good and I’ve watched it more than once. Choco Mountain is lame when not including how broken it is.

[@momov4060]

the track isnt that fantastic but the speedrunning story on the histrack is amongst some of the best

[@colorstar7772]

I really like Choco Mountain. Especially the MK8 remake

[@luigielite6857]

Nathaniel Bandy: "That was by far the longest ranked I've ever put together." Spongebob video: *exists*

[@MarioFaker1]

This was long before the SpongeBob video

[@UltimateTobi]

"They know how to do sunsets" Ironic. Being the nation of the *rising* sun.

[@trollfacegaming1111]

hmmmmm

[@ZenoDLC]

Sunset is just sunrise in reverse and on the other side of the compass

[@The360MlgNoscoper]

sunset in the west?

[@YoloYester94]

tstamp?

[@mwwve]

"Wow, you- you earned like, worst track ever, Nintendo. Good job." *Proceeds to put the track in #142 instead of #145*

[@ianfinrir8724]

*Visible confusion*

[@turkeycooktime458]

Ice Ice Outpost: "It's really average" Well, it is literally exactly in the middle of the list.

[@LexVanguard2004]

I love how his top 7 tracks are now in Mario Kart 8

[@HungryWarden]

Looks like I finally found a ranking video that isn’t “I put all of the N64 stuff on top regardless of quality because nostalgia”

[@batmanbud2]

​@@HungryWardenother rankings on KZbin do that?

[@HungryWarden]

@@batmanbud2 yes.

[@davidfalcon6550]

0:24 *As they are just spin-offs* Damn, spin-off of an spin-off

[@tomascrosson7111]

Mario Kart Arcade VR: Spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off!

[@el_dank_sinatra]

@@tomascrosson7111 wouldn’t it be spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off

[@tomascrosson7111]

@@el_dank_sinatra It's a spin off of MarioKart Arcade, which would be a spin off of MarioKart, which would be a spin off Super Mario.

[@el_dank_sinatra]

Ebic brains

[@tomascrosson7111]

@@el_dank_sinatra Technically, because Donkey Kong came first, Super Mario is a spin off of Donkey Kong. So you're correct. MarioKart Arcade VR is a spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off. Mind. Blown.

[@Odyssey_Central]

14:33 Bandy spitting facts, Dry Bones is easily the best character

[@coolbeans7z539]

We all be saying #DryBones4Smash Why not? He’s in Mario Kart and Mario Party

[@charKT-7461]

I _only_ play Dry Bones if he's available.

[@mr.sniffly5297]

If you want Dry Bones in Smash, name other characters for Smash in your videos because Nintendo hates us

[@MattyHwang]

Use this as a “DK Summit is underrated” button

[@pjsullivan4835]

Might be my favorite track from Mario kart Wii

[@RpTheReal]

Ok

[@MattyHwang]

@@thepearsinator1875 MKWii is my most played game and IMO it doesn’t get enough love for how much fun it really is

[@Its_SaberHG]

No

[@Its_SaberHG]

@@MattyHwang It is overrated to me.

[@Alchemydude667]

Your #89, Koopa Troopa Beach, will always be my favorite. I can remember being 6 or so years old, sitting down with my dad and my big brother, and THAT was dad’s stage. His favorite, we’d play it for hours to see who could stop the others from getting the shortcut, who could make the fastest lap, all of it. What good memories.

[@hunterthe_memer]

I was scrolling through the comments while watching the video and as soon as I see this comment I hear “89 Koopa Troopa Beach”

[@cdragon8959]

9:20 English teachers: I felt that

[@RustyMew]

1:14 if you time it just right with a feather item, you can use that road as the means for a HUGE shortcut. I would know because I've pulled it off myself.

[@ElMeach]

It was basic knowledge and that gamble made it one of the best tracks. They ought to their research if they are going to rank tracks.

[@YoloYester94]

He probably didn’t include it because he was tired of the way tracks were structured in the SNES games.

[@corehubaddict]

@@ElMeach hey be nice. He tried, and that’s only one track. He might’ve just forgotten, he don’t be deservin that treatment

[@ElMeach]

@@corehubaddict sorry, I just felt he was being mean and making fun of bad desing and felt like saying "man, you have to dig a little more to find this is a good track". I know it is a hell lot of work to make a rank like this, but he got that wrong and had to say it.

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

“Ranking Every Mario Kart Track” *uses a bunch of Sonic music*

[@kyukyokunosamurai8196]

exactly what i was thinking stg

[@lemondrop0568]

Only Nathaniel Bandy!

[@naboli698]

Music's good though and the games are about speed and mario kart is a racing game sooo

[@CarlosRosario-ee5gf]

@@naboli698 exactly, it's amazing

[@gargervon8697]

There's some Kirby and Super Mario RPG in there, too.

[@andromeda_va39]

I'm happy that my favorite track placed so high. 3DS Rainbow Road was my first Rainbow Road, and it's just gorgeous. I can still remember all those years ago being nervous to try it because I'd heard how Rainbow Road usually is. Then, when I actually raced down that track for the first time, I was blown away.

[@triple7marc]

I grew up with it too but Wii Rainbow Road is definitely better tbh

[@MManning90]

Mario Kart DS came out with some of the best tracks of all time! Waluigi Pinball is a classic!

[@sleepyinsomniac213]

My fave has always been Peach Gardens DS

[@Diamond-OSCandMarblestuff]

Delfino Square is the goat,and DK pass is incredibly underrated(i like the secret item box)

[@nc7718]

"You can't really go wrong with a Yoshi Sphinx." Um... Explain Sticker Star then.

[@turretboi]

To be fair that was one of the better parts of sticker star

[@cado9281]

Can we just appreciate how much effort Nintendo put into these tracks?

[@ChuckSploder]

and the tracks for the tracks lol

[@fatgoldfish6320]

Well... MOST of them

[@sasaferderbarbucan634]

Yeah sure, but can we take a moment to appriciate how much effort Nathaniel put?

[@SenatorArmstrong2018]

Figure-8 Circuit: I mean, it's one of my favorites for it's simplicity but...c'mon.

[@10freekie2]

No

[@renegaderonin1247]

Neo Bowser city is without question my favorite track, especially the Mario kart 8 version with the updated graphics. It looks great, it feels great, and really captures that dystopian futuristic vibe

[@Inkyyyyyy.]

Neo bowser city is in my top 15 but yeah it’s so good

[@ADudeNamedLucky]

“Wow we finally hit our first Mario kart 8 track” But doesn’t mention that he also hit the first Mario kart Wii track one place before.

[@KingCookie_III]

P A I N

[@marioftw3004]

And didn’t mention the first mk7 track until 2 after

[@ancestral_artemis]

Rank every single mario level Nathaniel: **sweats nervously**

[@Historicutuber]

He’d be like oh no

[@batmanbud2]

Would you believe odyssey central is actually gonna do this when he reaches 200k subs?

[@YoukTube]

NB: Playing all the Mario Kart games besides Mario Kart Tour and Mario Kart Arcade KZbin: hE's dEfiNitElY PlAYiNg MaRIo KArt ToUR

[@RayoMcQueen95990]

It shows Mario Kart 8 for me, but in the retro tracks video youtube put Microtransactions kart tour lol

[@prestonandtom9337]

34:47 "no other track could have as great music" Wario stadium: cry

[@nai.mp3]

Can everybody just take in that one of the best Mario KZbin Creators took the time and his life to rank almost every single race track in Mario Kart History? 👏👏👏👏

[@MrGOOMBAGUY]

One of the best KZbin creators period.

[@LittleGarfieldOriginal]

Yeah, almost every track. He left out Tour’s courses.

[@MrGOOMBAGUY]

@@LittleGarfieldOriginal He mentioned that at the start.

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

Now we need one for the retro tracks

[@LittleGarfieldOriginal]

@@MrGOOMBAGUY I know, but that can't stop me from being annoyed by it.

[@SPG685]

9:52 “97 - Broken Tier”.

[@rfox513]

22:31 “this track is on more steroids than everyone on lance armstrong’s bike team!!!”

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

Classic

[@Nathando64]

Haha 😂😂

[@joeyjerry1586]

I understood that reference

[@LegendofMike1]

Gba Luigi's circuit map looks like someone slipping on a wet floor sign 😂

[@DoMorrMusic]

oh my it does

[@elub]

I was waiting for Waluigi pinball during the entire video and I got so shocked when it was ranked 1st. It’s really nostalgic but I definitely didn’t expect to see it at number 1

[@asdfasdfq6005]

I don't really think it should be #1 tbh, its good but not #1 good

[@midnight_blue_moon]

Honestly when I was thinking about what tracks I was familiar with that might be number 1, Waluigi Pinball came to my mind almost immediately and I said to myself that if it's not number 1 I'll be mad

[@rajkanishu]

when you think of mario kart two things instantly come to mind: rainbow road and waluigi pinball. an argument could be made that the DS limitations and emptiness of certain parts could be enough to not place it at #1 (even then, it's still one of the absolute best to drive through and most fun ever), but the sheer impact it had on the community with its music, theme and gimmicks cannot be ignored and it's definitely one of the few tracks that deserves the #1 spot on the list

[@connoryoung5297]

Moonview Highway, a place where all the drivers are BMW drivers.

[@batmanbud2]

Facts BMW sucks

[@CheeseEnthusiast617]

no gonna lie, I literally had a dream about you doing this last night LMAO

[@anttheknee64]

I had a dream about nathaniel playing dk summit with me but on the gamecube. It was weird and this dream happened very recently

[@thetophatguyandroid5959]

@Barak Dosunmu You guys get sleep??

[@Puki9117]

Psitck

[@ryanrake2714]

@@thetophatguyandroid5959 that's sad. Just lay down, rest, and you'll fall asleep. My funny answer is get a shot of vodka and lay down. You'll be asleep in minutes.

[@chesterlockett4002]

How dreams are mind blowing?

[@Wmei64]

9:44 oh boi do I have news for you!

[@ARClegend]

1:34 the elegant double luigi build

[@HydroSheep]

10:31 i instinctively said Ninki Minjaj

[@longinusloser3540]

Ha right

[@ShadowMewto]

Nintendo saw this video and then said “let’s make a new wario ware game to spite him”

[@justasimplemanworkinghiswa1569]

Warioland gets disrespected way harder than it deserves.

[@batmanbud2]

Not to mention another warioware game 2 years later AND an fzero game

[@kennethwright5664]

Was stoked to see Mount Wario at #5. It's my personal favorite track of all time from the games I've played. I love the feel, the variety, the fact that it's a single downhill adventure instead of a repeating lap... the start and ending both fell appropriately epic.... just everything I could ask for from a Mario Kart level.

[@appleducky5234]

Definitely one of the best Mario Kart 8 tracks, It displays the game mechanics so well. Antigravity on the dam, a great glider shortcut, Trees for difficulty, edgy cliffs at the start, and too many ways to trick and so many great spots to drift (especially on "lap" 3).

[@PWBS-yc6xi]

Cool to see it at #5 but the fact that it was above DK Mountain is wild

[@batmanbud2]

Would you believe I saw someone call this track and big blue some of the worst in the series? The mere thought. . .

[@kennethwright5664]

@@batmanbud2 They did? Geeze, some people just have no taste... the rest of us know better though.

[@kalandillon8320]

Yoshi is not only evading his taxes, he got number 69 too.

[@aaravdubal4433]

These ranking have gone over the top. I have to say, however, I *love* it

[@amaze_z1953]

Day 9 of asking for "How Wii Fit triggers you"

[@leahluostarinen]

Sure I wouldn't mind seen that

[@charKT-7461]

It triggers me because the trainer wastes a character slot in Smash.

[@iframes292]

That would actually be a good video idea

[@4beasty]

@@charKT-7461 Eh they were more representing modern gaming for Nintendo at the time like game and watch, and duck hunt represented retro gaming for Nintendo

[@OneManPizzaParty]

3:00 I just gotta say, a perfectly placed banana peel or perfectly timed koopa shell knocking an opponent out of this jump and into last place is so so satisfying.

[@goose7618]

That happened to me once and it felt great

[@chibinaoto]

Mario kart DS, WII and 7 had the best tracks *Change my mind*

[@mangomango6732]

7 is Iffy I would replace that with 8

[@chibinaoto]

@@mangomango6732 MK8 doesn’t exists here ty

[@gamerboyfrecleface6157]

@@chibinaoto i aggree

[@MKWahPhil]

In my opinion Mario Kart Wii has the best nitro tracks and Mario Kart 7 has the best retro tracks

[@sophiebubbles07]

Nah man your opinions gr8

[@thefollower2933]

27:55 *coffin dance meme starts playing*

[@NerfPlayeR135]

[Cue Eric Andre “We’ll Be Right Back” title card and music]

[@thefollower2933]

@@NerfPlayeR135 that's also an option

[@syon9872]

The second it happened I checked the comments

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Bandy: I've never been a fan of subways or trains but I've always wanted to go through the tunnels and see what's inside. Persona 5: Allow me to introduce myself.

[@Sborticus]

"Will not include tracks from mario tour or árcade games as they are just Spin offs" *Nintendo starts adding Mario kart tour tracks to Mario kart 8*

[@jj02mc27]

As a farmer, I can confirm that farming is exactly like Moo Moo Farm

[@nick-cepticon782]

19:00 YES I agree completely; Shroom Ridge’s chill road trip vibe is so memorable!

[@chef_boyardiii]

Can we just admire the fact that double dash is one of the best graphics out there, and yep from a 2003 video game wow😳

[@arampa9300]

I dunno why but it looks way better than wii

[@seekanddestroy9835]

@@arampa9300 he is using an emulator but yes, it is a very good looking game.

[@janthecoo4964]

shouldnt be surprising considering you play it on something the equivalent of an ultra beefy gaming pc

[@ChuckSploder]

8 and wii did better

[@ThatFurryTeen]

Somehow the GameCube had the great graphics for Double Dash, but also the nightmares that are the Melee fighters

[@snowy6237]

I have a soft spot for figure 8 circuit, mkds was the first mario kart game i played so i have a lot of nostalgic for it and find its simplicity nice

[@issacc957]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that GBA Luigi circuit is shaped as a dog?

[@mechamadearsenal9594]

Where dog?

[@jacksonjones399]

Lmao how

[@ajburrr]

I thought it was a human making a dog head with his hand

[@sophiebubbles07]

B ar k

[@JessiGlaser416]

It actually looks like a human falling off a cliffhanger

[@faded_evergreen]

28:11 (deep inhale) BAM! SHOCK DODGE

[@devilbowser253]

that last second of the piranha plant slide part hurt me deeply in a way very few would understand

[@Checrypt_01]

34:07 I remember getting Mario Kart 7 and IMEDIATELY going to the rainbow road track on Time Trials, saying "There's no way this is going to be better than the Wii version"... Boy was I wrong. And being a studier of Astronomy just made the Mario Kart 7 version even more fun for me >w

[@lykaios8842]

Thanks for putting (almost) all the MK7 track in the top 75! A game I truly enjoy, and have spent many hours playing. I also see that most of the gameplay uses a similar combo to my personal favorite (Yoshi, Cloud 9, Slim Wheels)

[@egel7736]

I absolutely adore Double Dash for how extravagant most of its tracks look. There is something about the extremely saturated colour scheme and the grotesque object models that really boosts my energy levels!

[@10freekie2]

Agree!

[@dimitribottjen2495]

"69: Yoshi Circuit" Are you... Oh, dear lord...

[@dimitribottjen2495]

9 minutes later and I already have 4 likes? There really is a first for everything

[@CrateSauce]

Yeenis

[@Matsu_Suzuki16]

@@CrateSauce ngl thats pretty funny.

[@CyanPlushCaptain]

@@CrateSauce ngl that’s pretty funny

[@kamoune_epice]

Oh yeah 69 likes

[@ItsJusDadles]

15:15 Rosalinas Glacier Galaxy would be a dope name

[@endstoneninja3845]

That sounds awesome

[@jpbdude4223]

“If you made it to the end of the video give yourself a round of applause *clap clap*” Well it took a few days and a fucked up internet connection for 15 minutes but it was all good”

[@vriskaserketontheps5]

"Wario is a pirate." Me: _very bad magmml flashbacks_

[@lordroy88]

Use this as a “Dragon Driftway is underrated” button

[@frontseatdevil7831]

And it has Lakitu's practicing karate! It's sooo good

[@BirbBoiYT]

@@frontseatdevil7831 that's epic

[@winniethepooh3690]

@@frontseatdevil7831 Cough Cough *Dragon Palace*

[@frontseatdevil7831]

@@winniethepooh3690 They both do. In the race track, the cinematic at the beginning shows a statue and the walls inside the dragon's "mouth" have Lakitu's on them too.

[@lordroy88]

@@frontseatdevil7831 we Stan lakitu

[@ItsJustMeMarc]

Really surprised they have not done a circuit themed around Birdo, also loved the irony of the sonic music playing in the background lol

[@Tsukitayo]

Pronounced: “del fee no” not “delf i no”

[@boohooter23]

I just love Del-fine-oh plaza 🖕

[@yannatoko9898]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/f3XNoHaXnaiDgLs kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGaydId8gZeAmpY&ab_channel=WordBox kzbin.info/www/bejne/aqSTanuvacl3n5o&ab_channel=PronounceNames forvo.com/word/delfino/ It's pronounced "Del fee no", clearly.

[@Tsukitayo]

@@yannatoko9898 clearly

[@brodielucas4389]

Isle del-fee-no and del-figh-no plaza

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

19:50 Are these Thwomps wearing blankets or something like that?

[@silvertipstudio9622]

Most likely an emulation error

[@FangzwithaZ]

19:57

[@matthewb840]

Don't dislike because your favorite tracks are different. Everyone is allowed to have their own opinions :)

[@Marshall.R]

Okay but he lied about Moonview Highway, the cars and trucks signal every time they change lanes

[@jacobvanantwerp2001]

@@Marshall.R They do not. I never see that.

[@Marshall.R]

@@jacobvanantwerp2001 Because the road is only one lane half the time and the other half of the time the cars are going fast enough that it's hard to notice. You can easily see it if you go into time trials and stay in one place though

[@matthewb840]

@@Marshall.R Even if they do, they only do it for less than a second and it doesn’t help when you’re watching out for items and when you are more focusing on being in 1st place.

[@matthewb840]

Also, why dislike a video if someone got something wrong that no one cares about???

[@samgreen6493]

According to NB here’s the best and second-best courses for each game! Game: Best, Second-Best Super Mario Kart: Donut Plains 3, Bowser Castle 3 Mario Kart 64: Yoshi Valley, Bowser’s Castle Mario Kart Super Circuit: Sky Garden, Sunset Wilds Mario Kart Double Dash: DK Mountain, Daisy Cruiser Mario Kart DS: Waluigi Pinball, Tick-Tock Clock Mario Kart Wii: Coconut Mall, Rainbow Road Mario Kart 7: Rainbow Road, Music Park Mario Kart 8: Big Blue, Mount Wario

[@FangzwithaZ]

Imagine if Nate ranked the retro tracks AND the tracks from spinoffs

[@aloeveil]

Lmao how’d I find you

[@lordroy88]

Nathaniel Bandy: Uploads a ranking of every Mario kart track Me: Ferb, I know what we’re gonna watch today!

[@Ian-ek2gd]

Hey, where’s Perry?

[@copperblue17]

Do be do be do bah, do be do be do bah, PERRY!!

[@lordroy88]

@@Ian-ek2gd He’s fighting Doofenshmirtz

[@jjsdumbshit2792]

I loved phineas and ferb!

[@lordroy88]

@@jjsdumbshit2792 me too

[@RedTHedge]

Nathaniel: **Talks about Mario** Also Nathaniel: **Plays Sonic Music**

[@ajburrr]

I mean, Mario Kart is fast paced just like Sonic

[@blaccman1047]

lmao

[@0Aquamelon]

8:35 That chainchomp he fawned over scared the hell out of me when I was a kid.

[@Steengames12]

Now lets do every Mario party board.

[@Coopiss]

You’re a saint for making this for us. We aren’t worthy

[@tanistv1124]

24:11 just ask bathaniel he’d know

[@kitt3621]

they're BOULDERS is what he would say

[@tanistv1124]

Probably

[@fijistarproductions990]

- Bowser’s Castle (N64) - Yoshi Circuit (GCN) - DK Mountain (GCN) - Delfino Square (DS) - Bowser Castle (DS) - Koopa Cape (Wii) - Maple Treeway (Wii) - Wuhu Loop (3DS) - Maka Wuhu (3DS) - Dolphin Shoals (Wii U) - Mount Wario (Wii U) - Hyrule Circuit (Wii U) - Mute City (Wii U) - Big Blue (Wii U) - Ninja Hideaway (Tour)