Ranking EVERY Pokémon that has ever existed

It's okay, I fully expect the comments to be angry with my 905 separate opinions. There's a lot of Pokémon to get mad about, I understand.
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0:00 KANTO (Gen 1)
12:25 JOHTO (Gen 2)
18:21 Hoenn (Gen 3)
27:04 Sinnoh (Gen 4)
34:13 Unova (Gen 5)
41:14 Kalos (Gen 6)
45:59 Alola (Gen 7)
52:16 Galar (Gen 8)

[@alfiegreen349]

Bruxish is my least favourite as well

[@AziDoesQuestionableThings]

pin of commemoration 👏

[@chubbyanimalenthusiast70]

I saw this and thought wait what’s bruxish I had to look it up

[@Chizinky]

Lol?

[@swole_al]

who actually likes bruxish? he’s gross

[@divinitygaming1653]

Bruxish deserves the same treatment as the chicken who give u a haunter with and everstone

[@decayedwolf1997]

“I really like the weed cat” is a powerful closing statement that I 100% agree with.

[@evas74000]

Yes.

[@Hilluuuuuu]

Don't we all

[@pollypie2263]

I disagree I like fuecoco more weed cat is nothing to me.

[@JamesWilson-mu7vk]

@@pollypie2263 you fill me with hatred and madness your existence plus living trials have ended goodbye oh and we made sure your alt accounts + alt devices were destroyed in case to continue living please buy the full thing ( * H O L D S H I M A T G U N P O I N T * )

[@psyduck7803]

@@pollypie2263 yes

[@xdude228]

I relate to Jacob's Vaporeon struggle. My favorite pokemon was Gardevoir, because I thought it looked really elegant, and if you're a human male and say the words "Gardevoir is my favorite pokemon" people instantly think you just browse r34 all day.

[@anomaliexxx]

As someone who's favourite Pokémon is Lopunny because it looks neat I feel your pain

[@samsemy6825]

As someone who browse's r34 all day I can tell you that seeing Gardevoir or any pokemon there is pure pain.

[@LivasuUsakii]

@@samsemy6825 what. The. Duck.

[@TheRedInkling]

a fellow man who has to live the struggle. she’s my favorite too because of the pokedex entries being raw af and really cool, her design is gorgeous, and psychic types are underrated. but i can’t *say* i like her cuz i’ll just get labeled as a degenerate instantly.

[@cordellriemer5177]

As someone who's favorite pokemon is Pheromosa I think she's underated af

[@andrescifuentes7089]

Can't wait to see Jayden seeing this, making her own list, and throwing Froslass to the deepest pit of hell.

[@starlii10]

Wonder where Salamence and Zigzagoon would go, probably Zigzagoon with Froslass, and Salamence as friends

[@StarryNightSky481]

Just thinking the same thing

[@ShadowSkyX]

Even if i went through the same hell with frosslass that jaiden did, id still put it in high A tier

[@ResaChiic]

i need to see mikey from MandJtv do this and chuck miltank to hell xD

[@harry.t9523]

Why does she not like Froslass?

[@Ryiota]

The reasons he has for each pokemon just makes this entire video rewatchable

[@EchoCasseopia]

It makes the stream insanely rewatchable as well. I tuned in when he initially ranked them all on stream, and watched it again before this video came out...and then watched the stream over the course of a few days at work 🤣

[@dumpsterbabies8453]

Did anybody forgot that far fetched was gen 1 I only knew he was gen 1 since my brother on Pokémon go

[@CallMeVidd]

"I wanna punt him in like a friendly way" is part of my vocabulary now

[@skyr1877]

For real. this is like my go to comfort video for doing dishes and laundry just on repeat

[@i_am_lazy1746]

“I’d like to place him next to Staraptor, but finding an individual Pokemon on this tier list sounds like an impossible feat” He said while hovering right next to Staraptor

[@alphabet_god1175]

True. Also based pfp

[@pancakecommanderandbowser2279]

@@alphabet_god1175 based on what

[@HotFootBunny]

@@pancakecommanderandbowser2279 based on joe

[@_echoyt]

JOE MAMA

[@sooubic]

"He's just a little guy.'" is by far one of the most accurate descriptions of a Pokemon I've ever heard.

[@robogoblin6844]

boy do i have a channel recomendation for you

[@sooubic]

@@robogoblin6844 Which one?

[@robogoblin6844]

@@sooubic drawfee!

[@bloomhug]

Eevee is my favorite pokemon, but I do understand how they have become a franchise icon so it can be pretty easy to lose your love for them. I just love how cute and fluffy Eevee is, and that they can change into so many types. BTW: my favorite Eevee evolution is Umbreon

[@ShadowSkyX]

Eevee becoming my absolute favorite pokemon snuck up on me. I've always liked it, but gen 6 rekindled a lot of that love through the amie. Seeing the other eevolutions there sold me on most of them. I used to like espeon more until I saw umbreon in Y. It's honestly very close between leafeon and umbreon being my favorite eevolutions.

[@parist6735]

Umbreon is peak eeveelution

[@UnchargedBattery978]

I get it, considering that eevee is high up there for me and that umbreon is my favorite Pokémon so far

[@Pikayoshgamer]

based favorite eeveelution

[@Juanmaligno]

Mines is whoreon

[@bluesteel7912]

I was like: “Bruh if scizor doesn’t get atleast a B then I’m writing a 5 Paragraph Essay” Then he put it on Peak Pokémon and now I’m satisfied.

[@patch5384]

honestly it’s pretty impressive to take a 7+ hour vod into just 1 hour with this editing. great job alpha!

[@duongthanhtung492]

Holy shittt, these nerds actually took 7 hours to rank all of them????

[@Sapphire-Lily]

The majority of this video was editted by MopoSchnack It shows who editted each parts in the description

[@HazeEmry]

@@duongthanhtung492 iirc it was a 2 day thing

[@jrawr3489]

Shoutout Mopo Shnack!

[@bigyup2750]

They skipped some Pokémon

[@fredrickgamer9128]

10:00 "Straight up just a bull" (has a negative connotation) 10:03 "He's just a fish" (has a positive connotation) I love Alpharad's logic.

[@sinteleon]

16:14 "It's just a fish" (has a negative connotation) Also yes hypocrite :P

[@lonelymascot]

the difference is a fish just flops around; which is funny and a bull is not and remoraid is just a fish....again....which is not funny magikarp also has splash(does nothing) and a funny gimmick where he learns nothing but tackle and flail at lvl 40 which is another gimmick that you can build a team around to sweep with a "useless" fish....which is funny (im not including egg moves or event moves, as funny as hyperbeam on karp is), magikarps shiny form is also really nice also if we're going to talk about just a fish...again....again, feebas circles around from being not funny to a pokemon i actively hate for being just another magikarp but worse(design wise) and only pick up purely cause i love milotic so much

[@GabrielSZM]

This is, like, every Pokémon fan's logic

[@clayxros576]

Alpharad is the rare content maker who knows they're biased and just owns it rather than being self conscious.

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Glaceon, Milotic, Gardevoir and Chandelure are peak Pokémon for me. I think it's the elegant designs and cries, as well as some personal attachment. Grew to love the Gardevoir line because it was my first Pokémon I caught miraculously, and the Airalin comics. Love Glaceon due to one my friend trading me back in Diamond that I still have (her name is Evoli; Timid nature). I also like the more lean and speed-oreiented 'mon, so Quilava, Pikachu, Sneazle, Buizel, etc are up there. Of course, Lucario, Lapras, Snorlax, Lopunny, Mawhile, Braixen, Torterra, Chespin, Emolga, Joltik, Staraptor, Sylveon, Luxray, Lillipup, Lunala, and Primarina, are up there as well.

[@justsock.]

i agree with chandelure. first time i saw it was pokkén dx and loved it ever since, absolute based pick.

[@vibevizier6512]

Chandelure is one of my faves solely due to my nuzlocke run with her tbh

[@leonro]

Isn't Evoli just the localised name for Eevee in German?

[@DakotaofRaptors]

@@leonro probably

[@psychoanalyticsaurian]

I agree with those especially chandelure and milotic, theyre one of my fav pokemon, and i also love glaceon its definitely my 3th fav eeveelution

[@josephinetorrence1223]

It's amazing how you realize that you know the names of over 700 random strange creatures. I love pokemon.

[@motivationtime7889]

I like how each different gen has their own music instead of one continuous song. It really separates the generation and makes it special. It's very nostalgic.

[@Quetzal00358]

Do you know if there's a list of songs used or something like that?

[@coltondraws6566]

I loved the xny music

[@thequagestclodsire]

Also Porygon z introduced big shot.

[@arancini1837]

fun fact: bruxish is based on a fish called the reef triggerfish, or the “humuhumunukunukuapua'a”. it looks just as stupid in real life, and i didn’t care too much about bruxish- until i learned this. in a little show called octonauts, they taught us about this fish, giving it a special place in my heart. does it look stupid? yes. is it a fish with teeth? yes. but i still love him.

[@Calmtimer]

"What's your favorite fish dude" "This kinda niche one called humuhumumyuhmymmyymmumym6mykukkykymykmyykkumkyymmgkyky'a' it has teeth it's pretty cool"

[@Glory2Snowstar]

I know it because of a Toy Story short where they went to Hawaii and Mr. Potato Head DRILLED that name into my brain. So when Bruxish was announced I was very happy, plus it’s my EXACT brand of garish and unnerving. For those curious, it’s pronounced “hoomoohoomoonookunookuahpoowah-ah”

[@TiltCntrlz]

Fun fact: Bruxish is based on actual ugliness. Also what you just said.

[@nivoo12]

DUDE I remember that episode. As soon as I saw the name I was like…”this too familiar”. Thanks for the unlocked memory

[@theomillard2524]

The Octonauts theme is almost as cool as the High School Musical 2 song Humuhumunukunukuapua'a.

[@CIoudStriker]

I have no idea why, but when you talked about Unown and said "How do I feel about the letter 'Seven'?", it just killed me.

[@galacticfire5315]

“The letter 7”

[@wildfire9280]

@@galacticfire5315 😱

[@ZekeGenter]

I think the best compliment I can give you as a creator is that I feel more excited about watching a full hour video of your content than I do watching a 20 minute video of the video game I've played for 10 years.

[@reanukeeves2812]

Did you know in gen 1, Parasect had a 4x weakness to fire, flying, AND poison? Record high for the most 4x damage weaknesses in history.

[@TheRealmDrifter]

He's also one of the best HM users when paired with Dragonite in Gen 2. Flash/Cut/RockSmash/Dig (or Sweet Scent) on Parasect, Strength/Waterfall/Whirlpool/Fly on Dragonite, then just put Surf on your main Water Pokémon of choice.

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

Wait bug was weak to poison in Gen 1? You’re telling me bug used to be _worse?_

[@TheRealmDrifter]

​@@mr.stuffdoer8483 Yep. Gen 1 was very poorly coded and balanced. For example, Ghost attacks did nothing to Psychic Pokémon, and the only Dragon-type attack always did 40 damage regardless of weakness.

[@normal6483]

And right now it has Dry Skin, which combines with its typing to make it the only Pokemon in the game with an 8x weakness!

[@TheRealmDrifter]

@@normal6483 If Pelipper uses Fly, he'd technically have an 8x weakness to the move Thunder.

[@StickMaster500]

I’m concerned not just with how people are going to react to this tier list but also the Lucario in the thumbnail

[@morepain9337]

why are you on every video I watch? Even the people with less than 100k subs. It conserns me quite a bit.

[@Raindrop_2401]

Lucario is my favourite pokémon. I am disappointed in Jacob, but I'm used to it at this point

[@manuapplejuice]

If you know, you know

[@WoodenClockwerk]

@@manuapplejuice oh I know

[@jamestrevelyan1268]

It’s very sus.

[@bluewind7988]

Cool Hisui tier list Alpha, if only I could see it without the video links blocking it.

[@SpensPens]

i love cacnea specifically because of that one episode of the anime, when James recognizes he isn't a good enough trainer to teach his cacnea a move it wants to learn, and so he gives it to another trainer. It made me cry. I like wooper and quagsire because of the "acquire the sire" meme

[@Lazer_Specter]

Before I state my opinion I just gotta say that I love how fast paced this video is with the editing. Meganium looks like just a walking vegetable to me so I totally understand why you'd want to eat it and Marill was literally a meat shield for a nuzlocke I did once so it definitely has puntable energy. I feel like I could kick it like a football and it'll smile all the way as it flew. If you felt nothing for Grovyle before (which I can't see how you wouldn't cuz he's so cool and has a laid back expression) Explorers will make you feel something. And that is a fact.

[@oliviawebber2417]

Absol has been and always will be my favorite Pokémon it’s just awesome.

[@donkassadin2014]

Remoraid was originally meant to be drawn like a hand gun but got modded because it's a children's game and then Octillery was meant to have a general helmet and be in a lil tank. They would have been so coooool.

[@downbeatdialga1341]

10:38 “Let’s just see what the chat has to say,” accompanied by the Super Paper Mario Underwhere music is simultaneously amazing, yet terrifying

[@thatonelad9416]

The song is called River Twygs Bed if anyone is wondering

[@Patterrz]

i'm not gonna pretend to be mad that you put arcanine in JUST "AWESOME" considering it's the best goodest boy to exist i'm gonna be actual mad what the fuck

[@Alpharad]

he’s just a dog

[@TheBlade-]

@@Alpharad damn

[@breadbybread]

War has begun

[@Chizinky]

@@breadbybread indeed

[@SStarry_Days]

Nine tails is better, now be angy

[@oldmanbonk4061]

I came into this video thinking ‘If luxray isn’t A tier or more i’m gone” then this bastard goes and puts him in peak pokemon tier and now i’m here forever.

[@iguessimhere2632]

41:22 you have no idea how happy this made me, espurr is my favorite Pokémon and I love when people remember it exists

[@pokeespurr1523]

eyy same

[@giacomociogli7631]

"if you disagree: make your own list." That is such a power move, jeeeeeeez.

[@taggartbrowning8761]

I like your attitude

[@gavriloradosavljevic8508]

Anyone got the link for tierlist maker?

[@havh78]

okay give me link

[@Inkyink]

It's crazy how experiences with a Pokemon can do a full 180 on your opinion of them. Like I could not care less about Mothim and Golduck before Legends Arceus but I found their shinies and got super attached to them. Hypothermia the shiny Golduck ended up being the most powerful member of my team.

[@phantomnite]

Yeah, legends arceus really changed peoples thoughts on certain pokemon. Parasect is a perfect example. Most people didnt care for it but now most hate it and are terrified of it

[@logans.7932]

I never gave a shit about Golduck either until I WAS ONE in Mystery Dungeon DX and started loving it. Think my first ever level 100 Pokémon in any game ever

[@S.I.S]

Same thing happened with me and Drifloon in Pokemon Reborn, I reset on a certain event not liking the stats I got on it, and when I got into an encounter with them again, not only was it shiny, but it also came with pokerus, needless to say that I now value her just as much as my starter.

[@Mystik_Music]

Yup. Used a Leafeon in Legends Arceus, and now I appreciate the cute little leaf cat a lot more now On the other hand, I have a hatred for Fearow and Heracross because each of them have killed pokemon in my nuzlocke

[@Kawatsume]

@@S.I.S whoaah what are the chances on that??

[@kyleweeks2941]

The misogyny label when you placed nidoking just made my day. I busted out laughing!

[@petethegat]

as a kid i hated primal groudon cause i thought he had soup in his veins like chunky chicken soup

[@mistermaxie6487]

Is it just me or has Jacob's editing been climbing higher with each video? He's really utilizing his talent of split-second comedy instead of his usual post-ironic drawn out jokes, and I absolutely love it.

[@jrawr3489]

Shoutout Mopo Shnack!

[@the_gamer5781]

he has editors now, and he's said before that their editing is usually more flashy and quick than his

[@mistermaxie6487]

@@the_gamer5781 Ahhh. That makes sense. Then that's still major props to the editors for bringing the best out of the comedy.

[@AliKhan-zf7ox]

Jacob's editing is just unparalleled, nobody else gets me chuckling like he does

[@Xidphel]

I gotta say, it looked like both Jacob and Matt had a gun to their head. Like, they were editing as if their life depended on it!

[@Neon-Sky]

The editing on this (especially "Poli-") is absolutely stellar and keeps this almost impossible to pace video feel like it zips along nicely

[@stmer3546]

13:36 "Pichu comepletly smash" BASED

[@obi-wankenobi7041]

I love seeing chat light up with Terry when tengela is brought up, I looked over to see if it was happening and was so happy when it was

[@thumpertunes73]

- dream ballet noises intensify -

[@obi-wankenobi7041]

@@thumpertunes73 exactly

[@jerryakatony5724]

LETS GO!!!

[@nbkarkat]

he's just a little guy, and i love him for it

[@torigiovannini807]

I was watching to see where Absol would be placed. It’s also my favorite Pokémon. I’m glad someone shares the Absol appreciation.

[@jacobschott6955]

Absol enjoyers unite!

[@ConOn55]

Absol was my first pokemon card, so I'm a little biased. But still will always be my favorite.

[@Lavenderlavvy]

My favorite mon may not be Absol, but it’s up there

[@xero_tx2275]

Absol is absolutely based. My absolute favorite of all time

[@ComradeCorvus]

Look at Alpha's hair and then look at Absol. Thank me later.

[@duncaneigg8819]

32:43 You’re not the only one who thought that. In a Pokémon based Tabletop game I play the DM made a spamton Porygon Z encounter and it was pretty funny.

[@Sapphire-Lily]

Props to the editor (Matt) for getting this under an hour I can imagine how hard that must've been

[@Yoshimon_but_YT]

Honestly, massive respect gained for Quilladin. I love the little lad. He's so goofy and the amount of hate he got just made me love him even more than I previously did.

[@Kelarys]

I have to agree, whenever I see a ton of people bashing a pokemon I tend to like it a bit more just to spite people haha

[@melonstopmotion1860]

i feel like that with a few pokemon, namely snubbull, but i strongly dislike quilladin.

[@Kelarys]

@@melonstopmotion1860 meanwhile I hate snubbull haha

[@EnderCreeper168]

Me and Stunfisk. I started liking him ironically because of the bacllash he got, but then I started using it and realized how awesome he actually is. I popped off when I found Galarian Stunfisk

[@cole1719]

Quilladin’s eyes are so unsettling

[@delighyt]

Holy, Absol and Sylveon are both my favorite pokemon and my respect for you just went through the roof

[@tariqware6022]

The fact you placed Haunter, my fave mon of all time, in the peak mon section made me happy :)

[@jokesterrzerotheclown3199]

"Torterra is a friend" That's all i needed to hear, thank you Alpharad, very cool

[@rubenkossen3498]

Respect to those who learned that Jacob's bi through this video. Even more respect to those who knew it because of that one endless easy Mario maker 2 video.

[@ck_cal]

dont forget the real ones who found out through the podcast

[@pelican7235]

speaking of endless easy, Researchers discover 2 billion year old nuclear reactor in northern Africa

[@DocStro]

It was a surprise to be sure.

[@eaglest0554]

@@DocStro But a welcome one.

[@Mntan]

@@ck_cal don't forget the real real ones who found out in a random Alphard Deluxe video

[@JosephCWest]

Big credit to the editor for keeping this fast pass, exciting but summarises all of them

[@lithety5599]

I was wondering why everyone brought up Vaporeon even back then when the smash or pass thing was popular. This video made me finally google what was the deal with and man do I wish I stayed innocent.

[@jakenaylor7625]

I like how a bunch of mons were "better than blastoise" Like that was the middle baseline for that tier lol

[@taggartbrowning8761]

It's not Mon it's Pokemon say it write

[@jakenaylor7625]

@@taggartbrowning8761 mon is short for pokemon, say it right

[@ArdorG.]

“I think having kids is cringe.” Honestly never agreed with Jacob more tbh.

[@Crxsseyed1]

Bro as I read this comment the alpha said it

[@nicholascernatescu6685]

Having kids is based

[@erihtea0719]

Surprisingly found myself agreeing with this take more than half of his picks lmao

[@justsock.]

@@nicholascernatescu6685 no

[@nicholascernatescu6685]

@@justsock. yup lol

[@_helvetixa]

I vividly remember playing Pokémon sapphire(the 3D one) and getting a dunsparce and finding it very cute. It became my main starter in my lineup cause I wanted to evolve it… There is no evolution to dunsparce. But the time I had leveled them to like level 50, I finally decided to search it up, and I felt like a complete dumbass. But he was so cute that I didn’t want to box him XD

[@treemannick2969]

How do you feel now that dunsparce has an evolution?

[@_helvetixa]

@@treemannick2969 lol omg I didn’t know it finally had an evolution now! I may never get back the time I spent leveling it, but I might try to evolve it in the new game now lol

[@treemannick2969]

@@_helvetixa it is a rather silly evolution

[@bettyunicorn6132]

@@_helvetixa I love dudunsparce it’s my fav Pokémon

[@oba-z618]

putting whimsicott on top was the biggest relief ive felt in a while

[@kz201]

7:44 Pokemon Challenges must have saved a lot of money, living rent free in Alpha's head for so long!

[@Futachimaru-502]

Alpharad: *puts Dewott into friend tier* Me: *Visible Happiness*

[@Divideres]

I honor and respect the love for the Gen3 Mons! Gen 3 has the most playtime of all gens (emerald and alpha sapphire) played by me and nostalgia hits me the most there and blazekin sceptile and swampert just hit different after all this time ❤

[@fernandozavaletabustos205]

Thank you for another great tier list!

[@nerdyfalco408]

I love that he generally ranked every pokemon subjectively on how much he likes them, and then ranked azelf based on its extremely good niche in gen 4 singles very-lead-inclined meta

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

Alpha: "I want a real life Lotad." Also Alpha at 58:13: "I don't even know who you are."

[@DaybyDayCreates]

58:00 "i always feel like it should be a pre-evolution", good news about the dlc!

[@barmecideblu5323]

Came to see someone rank every pokemon, stayed for the fucking hilarious editing. earned a sub this is excellent

[@froggychairs5069]

I ascended when you put Altaria in peak Pokémon design. It's so underrated and I love dragon types that aren't conventionally reptilian!

[@roboticjanitor3332]

My appreciation for Sawk and Throh skyrocketed once I realized their patterns look like quilting, implying their names reference sock puppets and throw pillows in addition to their fighting styles.

[@josephfoxton5257]

Alpharad is actually great, the fact I can watch an hour of just talking about each pokemon and it’s still phenomenally entertaining is what makes a good content creator

[@SergioGonzalez-od7rx]

Mr Rad, sir. Would you rather: Weed cat becoming bipedal, fire croc becoming fighting type, or water duck staying only water?

[@copper803]

judging by the thumbnail, bipedal for sure

[@AceAureus]

"I'm not a furry but" Alpharad 2022

[@gengarcrobat1576]

My answer is duck staying water

[@TheNo1pencil]

Why are you saying hurtful things?

[@EnriqueLaberintico]

Bipedal cat, I won't mind them because another Fire/Fighting and pure type starter is boring.

[@megasartshack]

Happy to see Avalugg get some love in this list, personally they're in my top 10 through sheer audacity alone being able to tank physical hits better than *fucking Steelix* for no good reason. I love my ice table. Also, if you care for competitive singles in any way, to those disappointed by Vikavolt's lack of speed I highly recommend running a defensive spread with Volt Switch, Bug Buzz, Roost and your choice of Sticky Webs, Toxic or Thunder Wave. It does especially well in Gen 8 OU for some reason. Personally I landed on an ev spread of 88 HP 196 Def and 224 Sp.atk with a Modest or Bold Nature, but I've gotten mileage out of 252 HP and def with 4 in Sp.atk with a Bold nature especially as a Kartana switch-in as Kart does ~20-30% max or ~50-60% once with knock off and you ohko with bug buzz unless they're either focus sash or assault vest, which they're probably not.

[@dragonslayer7724]

Now I'm gonna call them ice tables, thanks

[@apollitomc7960]

I respect competitive Pokemon like it's another language

[@thetrueshockwave3641]

I remember getting a boldore with an everstone from a surprise trade in swsh and Gigarok became part of the team

[@lukismalzahn2576]

Vileplume is great and I think it needs more attention and im glad to see you enjoy it

[@CaptainKiddYT]

Grovyle still criminally low

[@kyogresfunchannel]

Easily Best Mid Evolved Starter

[@sussyamogusguy1540]

@@kyogresfunchannel agreed

[@General.Grievous]

@@kyogresfunchannel I personally disagree just because I love Quilladin just because he's a hated cunky boy.

[@Xidphel]

Best pokemon in explorer! Peak Pokemon!

[@kyogresfunchannel]

@@General.Grievous I like Quilava Too

[@Terriblegam2r]

Editing this video must have taken FOREVER. Props to you, Jacob (or just the person who edited the video).

[@slugma_nuts]

I love whenever the moment is referenced at 7:48 , it's always the Jan clip - even on Alpharad's own channel

[@felix56p]

49:23 I like how 4 of togedemarus points are about his roundness

[@nobelium4487]

Glad you've turned this into a video, I probably wasn't gonna watcha 5 hour VOD. Also nice to see sound

[@batteryacid546]

hmm

[@sigmastylin8394]

"I'm gonna submit myself as kinda straight. (Shows Bi Flag)" I'm happier about that gag than I should be. I really liked it. I'm bi too that's probably why.

[@dream_walker9726]

Hey same lmao

[@TazTheYellow]

Same boat.

[@AceAureus]

Hello fellow bi guys

[@mobs_killer7175]

He actually came out in a mario maker episode on alpharad plus

[@dream_walker9726]

@@AceAureus and gal*

[@bemboob]

i’ve always loved darkrai but the movie “the rise of darkrai” made it my favourite pokemon of all time. the movie is so sweet and gut-wrenching for me, and the song “oracion” is genuinely magical. a song that’s said to calm even the greatest rage is true to real life and is so beautiful that i can’t help but feel calm hearing it. and darkrai’s line “this garden is for EVERYONE” is like a punch to the gut for me, it’s just so beautiful. the best pokémon movie of all time tbh, truly recommend you watch it. it made darkrai so good in my eyes. just think about it - a dark, evil looking pokemon that causes nightmares was truly good at heart all along, using its nightmares to warn people of an incoming disaster, and protecting weaker pokemon in a garden that has been cherished by pokemon and people alike for decades. and alice and her grandma, with the song, and darkrai mistaking alice for her and saving her life - it’s just such a good story. plus i’m japanese, so the name darkrai is cooler. dark + rai, sounds like dar-kurai and kurai means dark in japanese, so it’s like ultimate darkness. yet darkrai is truly a good being in actuality which is so beautiful to me. i really wish darkrai had a bigger role in the base games, the movie had such a good concept and idea. thanks for reading my rant about darkrai. i hope it’s bumped up a couple tiers after this, and i hope you watch “the rise of darkrai”

[@rainbowkitty6931]

I loveee the mystery dungeon series you should totally do a video I've been trying to find one but no one's covered it 😭

[@shinyeeveelution789]

Making it this fast is a good way for people to lose track of your opinions and not get mad at you! Good job!

[@Glory2Snowstar]

The PLA Shiny noise snapped me right awake, thank you for that bit of Pavlovian magic. Also am I really the ONLY person out there who likes Bruxish? The colors are Summery, it’s a fun twist on their IRL counterpart, they have some nice personality… I honestly miss them and hope they return to S/V.

[@Sakaki_Hime]

I think it looks really cool, but I forget it exists so I've never used it.

[@SomeAsian]

Yes. You, out of the 7.whatever billion people on this planet, are the ONLY ONE who likes Bruxish. this is not hyperbole no one likes that stupid thing

[@nbkarkat]

the shiny noise upon opening the video nearly gave me a heart attack

[@silly_simp1022]

Im so glad you put my top fav pokemon high on the list :)

[@KyeRogers]

So I’ve been going through all your videos while I’m sick, and when you said Scizor is a perfected, peak Pokémon, I cried a happy tear Thank you P.S I got him tattooed on my stomach because he IS A PERFECTED, PEAK POKÉMON

[@ranrokgaming7125]

I've been grinding for shinies in Arceus recently, and the sound effect at 0:01 gave me a heart attack. I'm not even playing arceus right now

[@imreallybadatnamingthings]

I'm glad I'm not alone on that one.

[@imreallybadatnamingthings]

Although, I don't grind, I find.

[@bradenwatkins2127]

Same but I was on the wild

[@YamatoCannon985]

At 19:55 he rates Lotad highly because he can drink out of him, which he says he looks for in a Pokemon, but he rated Miltank lowly for the same reason 🤔

[@rcd20yearsago48]

Yeah but lotad is a literal cup, how cool is that Milktank on the other hand is cow tits

[@erdemnensis]

you‘re favorite pokemon absol made me respect you bro. since it was introduced i‘m obsessed with absol i love it so much

[@smala017]

I would’ve definitely put Grovyle in the Peak tier due to PMD2 but putting him right next to Celebi was such a nice touch

[@myersa80]

Jacob has this recurring theme of being extremely harsh to coomers and I can't tell if it's based or cringe.

[@Jorge214011]

I find him mostly just hypocritical because he's been down bad for Lola bunny, and I think P5 Makoto too. I still remember his "I'd risk it all for Lola bunny" tweet

[@archertreloar4806]

Idk I feel like Pokémon r different. Like I don’t feel any of that for Pokémon or Lola, but Pokémon especially r really emphasised as like a cross between friends and pets and I don’t want to fuck either of those, it just feels too weird and unhealthy for me to get into it so I think I get not liking that more than Lola who’s just a person outside of the anthropomorphism

[@Alpharad]

You make one joke about Lola Bunny and suddenly you're a hypocrite

[@KillerBacon]

@@Alpharad based

[@myersa80]

@@Alpharad hey if it helps _I_ don't think you're a hypocrite. ... so long as you're not doing what a certain other KZbinr I'm reminded of is doing and have an alt account on Tumblr where you willingly draw watersports fanart while still acting like a moral superior in public.

[@dragifire]

the incredibly fast pace of jump cuts make watching this video while sleep deprived feel like my mind and body are desynced

[@Pokemichael]

58:00 “Duraludon always felt like it should be a pre evolution” Congratulations you’re a prophet.

[@owentran7236]

4:16 I love how he says our channel. I really shows how much a fanbase can affect someone. thank you alpharad. also, rip old thumbnail.

[@sudsierfire2181]

19:02 “Marshtomp, he looks deranged, and I like that. He just looks like he sh*t his pants and didn’t realize”

[@davidl.8722]

I relate to your struggle with liking vaporeon. My favorite pokemon is Lopunny just because I think it would be fun to rail and everyone thinks Im a weirdo

[@wheatleyturret826]

relatable asf

[@skymmac]

theres not a lot of videos i can watch in 2x speed and it work but this was one of them. added an extra lil layer of chaos

[@Kenny_ATMOZ]

I'm so impressed with this video, first Jacobs knowledge competetively as well as just his reactons of just "yeah hes cool" combined make for a super nice and interesting list. And the edeting.. just the way he did something visual for almost every single Pokemon, as well as him cutting down what he says so its just one sentence after another with no pause is just super pleasant to watch. No doubt my favourite tier list video of all time.

[@MrDegan2]

"Friend" and "just a little guy" have become some of my favorite ways to describe small fictional characters

[@minunn.minunlet.M.minunnington]

22:40 *MY MAN*

[@prasiolite]

Watching this video ranking was extra funny for me because Furfrou and M-Indeedee are my favorite Pokemon and you feel nothing for both XD But Espurr is also one of my favorites so I'm glad to see it at the top!

[@taRATulaz]

seeing rotom in top tier made me so happy, he's a huge childhood favorite, he was my first shiny card lol

[@malcum7947]

An hour long video has never felt so short before this is really REALLY well edited big props. Also Breloom is peak pokemon there is no argument he's an angry punchy mushroom man with a cute lizard face he's PEAK

[@Purplecocobolo]

the music at around 25:00 gave me a flashback to pokemon pinball ruby and sapphire

[@theflyings1490]

how the fuck did alpharad successfully captivate me to watch this entire hour long video

[@JayTheSleepyArtist]

15:01 "How do I feel about the letter 7?" -Alpharad 2022

[@alsomestode4398]

Gotta respect the time that not only goes into recording videos like this, but editing them as well. All the quick cuts and sound effects were really funny to me! I liked it!

[@lycafalloria4141]

The moment you skipped everything to rank absol first, I insta subbed. My boy gets some love at last!