Ranking Every Programming Language Ever (OBJECTIVE, NOT BIASED)

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Hello, everybody, I'm Nick, and in this video, I will rank every programming language ever in an objective, non-biased way. This is the definitive list and if you disagree with it, you are wrong.
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[@czachowsky]

I almost agree, but MySql should be 1 level higher because it has dolphin in the logo and we all know dolphins are smart, so mysql is smart

[@nickchapsas]

Look, I get you, but this is an OBJECTIVE list. Dolphins are smart, but Marias are clearly smarter.

[@alexisfibonacci]

@@nickchapsas nice comeback.

[@alexisfibonacci]

By the way, very clean and health troll...😀

[@DmitryKandiner]

Well, looks totally legit to me! The only concern I have, though, is it really a video by Nick Chapsas, or some deep fake? Because, you know, I found no promoted content here.

[@nickchapsas]

Missed a massive opportunity

[@jonathanperis3600]

I laughed a lot at this hahahahahahah

[@Dustyy01]

Everyone knows that every legal C# code is legal java code and vice-versa. Thanks for sharing that advice, Nick!

[@ArvinYorro]

Java is like C# except you get unsolicited visits from Oracle lawyers

[@WaspFree]

This is the most accurate list because it's obviously true, not like the other ones.

[@nilsree]

Good, but you forgot the best programming language; CSS

[@nickchapsas]

Will redo the list next year to crown the king

[@davidtaylor3771]

Thanks for putting this together Nick. My team did a similar review last week and came up with roughly the same ordering in our list of approved languages for internal company use.

[@scottvercuski8993]

What about 1's and 0's ? it's so easy to code in just plain 1's and 0's. I mean, there's only two keys ... so much easier.

[@BittermanAndy]

If you were a real developer, you wouldn't need 1s.

[@adamtrip_]

With this I can finally decide on what backend programming language to use. HTML for sure! thank you so much Nick!

[@TheSilent333]

How the heck did you keep a straight face?? This is amazing

[@Lucas-gt8en]

Finally an ACTUALLY objective ranking of the languages. I built my custom self driving car operating system with a combination of CSS for the logic and a CSV as the database. I can get sub-minute response time for almost all simple queries. I’m still working on getting APM (accidents per minute) to below 5 but we’re getting there! 💪

[@kej_pi]

True. This will change the future of programmerkind

[@Silentsouls]

I almost mist the date. Unfortionally i totally agree

[@MyCodingDiarie]

I've been struggling with this topic, but your video cleared it up for me. Thanks a ton!

[@anonymousf7byyj]

Love it! These types of tier lists end up as “languages I am most familiar with” lists

[@pontiv]

"if someone disagrees, they are wrong" definitely a historical quote 😂😂

[@mrlaszlo]

I love these rankings, a very good point of start for beginners. I am a senior C# software dev, but still like your positive energy how you teach!

[@DarenC]

Thanks! I learnt a lot! Keep up the good work, friend

[@MayronDev]

Man, I've been waiting a whole year for this video!

[@bnm0312]

The first language I learned was COBOL and did much of my early career using it. There are insurance companies out there that would no longer exist without my COBOL expertise. So I've got to rank that number one.

[@gpapadopoulos]

My 1st programming language was Pascal. My 2nd one was COBOL. And I never used it in my career.

[@r14958]

Thank you for an amazingly scientific and accurate assessment of programming languages. I will totally base the rest of my software career on these reommendations.

[@MyCodingDiarie]

I'm addicted to your channel. Can't wait for the next upload!

[@codingbloke]

Some people seem to think this is some kind of joke, but that is probably just an artifact of the time zone they happen to be living in. This is clearly a well thought-out serious analysis.

[@quigley61]

Disappointed we didn't see the GOAT that is CSS feature on this list. No one knows how to center a div though so that makes sense.

[@TaSwavo]

LOL I have to question MySQL being a programming language. It's a variant of SQL which is a language. Do that many businesses use the nuances of MySQL over SQLServer or Oracle SQL etc.? PHP is C that creates HTML and seamlessly uses MySQL. So is that additive or multiplicative? Also, depending upon usage some languages like Go (which I saw as 'C with garbage collection' because I hadn't completed my learning) are very targetted to a niche - in this case multithreading. So if that is your main aim that is #1 - so I'm told. What was nice was you had Perl in the list. I had to learn Perl years ago because some guy had written part of a long process in it - for no reason other than CV building as far as I could see :) Always love your content - laughed out loud when you concluded "All these others I don't use so they are an F" and you didn't even smirk or wink :D Not even a mention of the date posted ;P

[@bogdan.p]

Finally someone who actually has an idea about what and how programming languages work.

[@ws_stelzi79]

I guess there were some viewers who didn't got the strong sarcastic undertones of this "original" and "totally unbiased" and "totally objective" tier lists. Also your LinkedIn post about this really had to be liked like crazy. I mean this would have been one of the best LinkedIn posts of April first! 😉😇

[@Stor_Man]

We need full programming languages tier list :D

[@naftalyweinberger7892]

nick, I would like a course, or please a video, on git-hub co-pilot and how to get the best use out of it. thanks

[@margosdesarian]

Hey!! i have that O'Reilly Perl book ! (Never read it though)

[@angrygromit93]

What day is it Guys?

[@rysiexo]

Thanks for reminding me XD. At first I thought he was full of BS, but I forgot the day XD

[@caio_fabeni]

monday

[@ma5thew]

@rysiexo Yeah, wasn't sure what is going on until he said MySQL is a language, then it hit me :D

[@angrygromit93]

@@ma5thew HTML is a language?

[@ma5thew]

it is, kind of, not that I didn't rise my eyebrow when he said that :D @@angrygromit93

[@turcanuioangeorge4750]

April 1st video?

[@marklord7614]

100%

[@peone94]

I was expecting Objective-C to be at the top of this very objective ranking 😅

[@BittermanAndy]

Objective-C is objectively a C.

[@odelljl]

Next year I am going on an out of cellular range cruise on 4/1...

[@stephanf17]

Gotta love that "Master Ken"-approach. 10/10

[@F1nalspace]

Why PHP is not at the top? Yes it is old, but its still one of the best backend languages ever made - due to its insane performance and scalability. Also you missed Delphi from Embarcadero, which is still actively in use for so many projects behind the scenes. It should be at least below S...

[@rubenferreira1888]

Don't forget that all PHP devs ride lambos

[@yvanricardoecarrigomez]

1:10 I know this is a bait to generate comments, but the answer to your question is: "because it's part of the IETF standard since 1996".

[@sergeyz.5845]

it`s the first dis after js above c# for a moment. even in fun video!

[@xelit3]

omg, how many times have you cut to laugh doing this? it's hilarious! 🤣

[@dusrdev]

I think we need to make April 1st the official abstinence from KZbin day....

[@gpapadopoulos]

That's a VERY valid proposal except that we'll miss the jokes....😉

[@NickMaovich]

I saw preview and thought that I would kill for my boi C#

[@hachiq2154]

The best PL ranking i`ve ever seen

[@dirkschannel5817]

Section 1: Nick is always right. Section 2: I case he is wrong, section 1 applies.

[@darrin.morgan1]

Hey, you missed my favorites with COBOL++, PL/2, ALGOL/Z and BAL

[@mariocamspam72]

Your humor is amazing, please include more of your snappy personality in normal vids

[@com0oan]

Very objective, thank you sir 😉

[@dominoday]

LinkedIn comments: "Amazing video Nick! Great knowledge!"

[@FlorianDelorean]

This is objectively the most objective video I have ever seen 🤣

[@FataliSMus]

I can't find out what's the point of such a ranking, I mean in general. These are just tools, and their relevance depends on the context. You can rank them, of course, if you specify the aspect(s) of the ranking.

[@SpaceShot]

As stated this is the most objective ranking so i think is an oversight that Objective -C did not land in S+ tier... objectively speaking

[@AldoInza]

it probably should have gone in O tier by itself

[@SuperLabeled]

"Everyone knows you love your second child more than your first" Nailed it.

[@andywest5773]

Okay, you got me. I thought you went temporarily insane.

[@warny1978]

It's missing visual basic script, which is at least S if not VBS, and when the name of a programming language is a rank, it really means that it deserve to be this rank.

[@leetaeryeo5269]

So close, but you need Objective-C in SSS spot, because we all know that the more brackets your language uses, the better it is.

[@neoklisvarsamos771]

I have to confess that I got angry until I understood what day it was 😂. Happy Fool's Day Nick!!!

[@brianm1864]

You've never used Visual Basic?!?! Wow... thankfully you still got its ranking of F correct.

[@gabrielilie4460]

Bro went fully ballistic on this one xD

[@ElOroDelTigre]

Also jQuery, which is a better Angular, needs to be in the list higher than JS because JS is Just Script but JQuery has also query capability, it's in the name.

[@Vengeance404]

Seeing the video length I was expecting it to be C# at the top and the rest F, but I can also get behind this ranking.

[@bilbilzabeli3828]

I always thought a programming language must be Turing - complete, it must allow for memory manipulation thru variables, it must allow performing logical and mathematical operations, loops etc, it must be able to work with the file system of the host computer and so on... I am not the 24/7 developer of HTML5, but if I am not wrong, most, if not all of these features are not part of it. So in my humble opinion, HTML is a language, with its own solid grammar, but not a "programming" language. I may be wrong, and I truly appreciate if someone cares to prove me wrong.

[@abhayprince]

it ended too soon. I was having fun. Hope you create a SQL to this video

[@sultonbekrakhimov6623]

Almost forgot what day is today 😂

[@jan5310]

Windows batchfile language is hands down the best, versatile, performant, featurerich and easy to understand language.

[@waldehuebli6854]

True and objective. But to show that you REALLY have no BIAS you need to put C# into B Tier. Maybe even to C to its forefathers.

[@gpapadopoulos]

Where's the B programming language? I can't see it!

[@Sz-hi7wj]

best ranking ever

[@nickchapsas]

Facts no cap

[@ivanp_personal]

Amazing 1st April ranking! But it is a bit biased, because C++ should have been the best, and the rest below as ranked.

[@nickst0ne]

I guess I'm gonna have to drop C# and become a HTML developer.

[@fercocq]

Sometimes I forget that April 1st is fools day in some countries xD

[@lukewebber5562]

D'oh. April 1st. Gotcha.

[@sockhal4595]

Listen, your classement would have been objective if you had put Objective C in the C category 😂

[@RamanSabchuk]

This is the best rating that I have ever seen!

[@SajadJalilian]

The best video about this topic ever

[@ryan-heath]

Seeing the length of this video and its title, I call it april foolsday without watching it. Try little harder next year 😂

[@gpapadopoulos]

Yeah right! We believed you now!😂

[@paramjotsingh4019]

Forgot that it was posted on 1st of april...

[@VladyslavHorbachov]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the best ranking ever, appreciate your honesty P.S. I was expecting a Rickroll at the end

[@spikedgav]

I missed this becuase I stay off the internet on certain days of the year

[@StuartQuinn]

Released after noon. Doesn't count as a legitimate April's fool!

[@gpapadopoulos]

You're on the wrong time zone, or you forgot to switch to daylight savings time.

[@CharlesBurnsPrime]

Why did you ake this into a video? All we need is the ranking chart for permanent future reference.

[@zbaktube]

I am a bit sad that you do not encounter privacy measures. 😞 If you count it, the Whitespace programming language should be in the "S" (Super Cool) category. You hardly can tell any other language where it is safe to print out the source code and carry around with yourself openly. Also, how can the list be objective without objective-c?

[@elladakku1300]

Happy April 1st

[@poqdavid]

:) I totally agree with these

[@user-lt7rn4of7y]

Genius video for April 1. It subtly trolls on mainstream languages like python, rubby, C, C++. The author's true goal is not to show the best languages, but to point out that most popular languages except C# are garbage:))

[@christopherscalzo9966]

You should change the title now that it is not April 1th!

[@hjalmarhengstmann7686]

😂 Good one. Happy April fools day

[@urixcorp4919]

Good ranking.

[@EpicVeper]

I don't know how to use them. Can't argue with that

[@abcfx7391]

You cant use those languages in Low latency, real time, and financial systems, like in aeroplane, medical equipment, military, robots and etc. But these areas are the backbone of our society and the economy. So I put C++, C, Java, and Python in top tier. The rest are the best for their purpose, and they can't do what top-tier languages can. Python is controversial, but data analysis is the best language by far.

[@yupii1997]

At first i thought he was being serious, then i checked the calendar 😂

[@AndrewJonkers]

You are not entirely wrong.

[@mirkogeffken2290]

I mean only Objective C has objective in the name, I hate it, but objectively shouldn’t that be S and every other one F since they failed to put Objective in the name? Or maybe they get a D, to reserve a spot for Subjective C?

[@gregoirebaranger1696]

Finally, a ranking with Kotlin #1! ... What do you mean, "look at the date"?

[@gpapadopoulos]

April 1st??? 😂

[@StianHanger]

This list is clearly wrong. MySql is obviously the correct answer, especially coupled with Flomp and YellowGem3, obviously only on mobile tho.

[@EduardoOrtegaME]

Totally accurate.

[@Mazzulatore]

JS Is a target language actually just like machine language, bytecode or cls code so doesn't belong to any ranking

[@davidschinsing8789]

Why aren't we programming Web Apps in Forth?

[@peep39]

I am happy for this mote of scientific research on a day otherwise riddled with hijinks.

[@guiorgy]

Not gonna lie, was hoping this to be a joke on it not being objective and totally subjective (your opinion), but still serious about the choices, oh well :P

[@the_cheese_cultist]

missed opportunity to pronounce sql like sequel

[@papciuszkin]

As soon as I was HTML I knew what was up

[@ansh51]

Today obviously is the official day for being totally objective and not biased

[@francois-joubert]

And CSS at level S+ 😂

[@nickchapsas]

CSS is so GOATed that it has its own list that only has an S Tier and it contains CSS only

[@henrykkaufman1488]

The only thing that gave away it's april fools is that C is not in A tier.