Ranking EVERY Smug Villager. (I am in a mood) | ACNH

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[@theamandafiles]

YOUR AUDIO SOUNDS SO GOOD WTF also i love u so much never stop burying men in the woods

[@MaybeSalem]

i love u with my whole heart

[@em-emma-em]

The amount of war criminals John Nintendo has released on to our islands is terrifying.

[@moonrat1955]

Me and Keaton were rivals in New Leaf we would send hate letters back and fourth and then somewhere along the way we became besties lol. In New Leaf he kept saying how much he wanted to live by the beach and it matches his theme so in New Horizons game I made him a proper beach home and cafe by the docks. I love him he is wonderful ^_^

[@moonrat1955]

Also I don’t like playing as myself on my island I play as a character names Benji and I lowkey ship them together lmao

[@NostalgicWoodwind]

I hate, hate, HATE Graham with a passion. He was my first campsite villager on my very first island, Vibe Isles. He called my outfit "fried dough" and tried to swoon me with K.K. Love Song on the saxophone. On my second island, Oboe, he STALKED me and became my first campsite villager AGAIN! I kicked him out whenever I got the chance. When I started working at Happy Home Paradise, he showed up AGAIN! I turned his house into a prison because he deserves to be arrested for his crimes.

[@MaybeSalem]

that is AWFUL I’m so sorry for the trauma

[@someidiot6067]

pietro being ranked good makes me so fucking happy

[@Hannah-iz6pf]

The chocolate to shell ratio of a small m&m is unmatched

[@MaybeSalem]

it’s SO true

[@ciseveryday5354]

I was playing this in the background when she commented and I immediately yelled “it’s the ratio!”

[@Sage_is_the_gayest]

Raymond and Marshal are married on my island, they have matching outfits, they never fight, when I redid their houses I gave them an adopted child, I love them both so much. They are the gay power couple on my island, Judy and Marina are the lesbian power couple

[@MagicTimewithVictoria]

Omg. I just got it…. Sharp dressed chadder = Sharp cheddar cheese. Chops is my enemy he was my first smug 😤. He would not leave. Beardo and his *scruff* disgust me. Then Hans had to try to copy him, difference is Hans is precious. He’s an abominable snow guy. I love him. They are the only two that have fur below their shirts. Colton is baby, as is Ed. Marshal is my favorite, I loved him before he was cool. Henry is precious. I hate hippeux. Love Jacques. I love Julian. (I kinda want to make a fantasy island next with Hans, Julian, drago, Ione, and more) Kidd is cute. Haven’t had him. I will be looking into having him for a different theme. I am in love with Kyle and I love Shep. Oooo girl. I had marshal autofill. He’s been my favorite for a long time. Years.. Needed this so bad. Thank you for making me laugh on my hardest days. Ohare is cute.. I like Roswell. Girl I need the tea. How do I find you on instagram? ((Toby reminds me of Toby from the office. I can’t. I can’t stand him)) I love you!!! Yes shiny hunt!!! Are you on twitch??

[@MaybeSalem]

omg you’re so right you cracked John nintendos code!! incredible. i so totally agree with u on all your amazing takes n I love to hear em hehe! I don’t have twitch since my internet is shitty but my Instagram is @salem.acnh if u wanna say hi over there!

[@MagicTimewithVictoria]

@@MaybeSalem on it!!!

[@StrwwberryJam]

Colton is actually my favorite villager!! It shocks me that some people 'hate' him, he's literally just white horse like- it's such an inoffensive design??😃 I love all the commentary videos you post and I'm so glad I finally got to this one! 💞💞💞

[@boocrimson7720]

A hot take... I actually kinda like Leopold and Beardo they give me dorky but wholesome "dad" professor that like make sure all the students have snacks in the fridge cause they know they stay working on projects way too fucking late into the night type vibes (like a professor I had in college honestly) even though I really hate beardo's hair thing cause just... gross why? I like his snazzy mustache face and in his default clothes it almost hides the nasty hair, though same with leopold and his dorky old man glasses and he is not nearly as gross and I do also like Eugene and Toby, but I understand. Honestly Eugene gives off this vibe that he is either a cool biker dude like the kind that is wholesome as fuck and really chill and kinda punk, or a misogenystic greaser wannabe and there is no inbetween. I tend to lean toward the former instead of the latter though which is probably why i like him. Also honestly your two top tier's choices are all just, factually correct though like honestly. Also I think we'd all be a lot better off if villagers like beardo could and would just wear some fucking pants. like hed look fine without the stupid hair thing he has that academia or like old timey village vibes thing going but they just chose to add that tragically unnecessary hair.

[@naniaunruh1312]

did i really finally find another youtuber existing in the amanda files expanded universe?? love your videos!

[@MaybeSalem]

YES I live and thrive in the lore truly

[@itslucyagain2085]

I was waiting for it and now I feel I can trust you because that Graham rating is totally CORRECT. He forced himself into my campsite and refused to leave for months, no matter how long I let the thought bubble jump around. He refused to leave. And then when he finally left he started stalking me. Showing up at the HHP beach, sending DIY bottles constantly, showing up on villager hunts. I CANT ESCAPE THIS DAMN HAMSTER.

[@GarnetDust24]

Business twink… not for me. Not for me. Iconic behavior.

[@Bella-rh2uw]

I needed this video today!

[@juliavandervoort9577]

YOU ARE SO FUNNY AND I JUST LOVE THESE VIDEOS THANK YOU SO MUCH NEVER CHANGE EVER NEVER EVER

[@pinesposh3862]

Roswell is my fave. I agree on this list but I would bump up Eugene.

[@itybit]

i heard colton and it threw me through a loop bc thats my bfs little brothers name 😭

[@clairepinckney416]

the m&m thing is so true

[@octopodesia3317]

Mini m&ms are semisweet and regular ones are milk chocolate. So there is a legit reason the mini ones taste better to you

[@platastrophe]

Bro Rodney was my first campsite villager and mf Hippeux autofilled on a plot when I tried villager hunting for 2 plots in one day. I barely survived.

[@doctorthepepper]

i got whiplash from hayloft ii being the top tier because of my mother mother hyperfixation that may or may not be still going on becuase paramore have not yet released their 6th studio album. That aside storytime quillson was my first campsite villager on my first island and he would not fucking leave at all. i hate quillson. he looks like a viral infection

[@Møøses-reckoning]

Finally, someone appreciates my baby roswell I have him on my island, and I love this little alligator to bits best boy

[@IsomerMashups]

Marshmallow diva squirrel x twink business cat.

[@avatale8612]

Phil is on my island. He started out nice, but hes a narcissist and a compulsive liar. He lied about reading at home the night before even though he was with roald that night, which really got to roald who already has issues. He made flora cry because she bruised his ego in a video game, and I'm pretty sure he calls women "females"

[@mattchu3719]

Be ready for Cam and Hans wedding!

[@MaybeSalem]

So true omg

[@8x_ashley_x8]

Not Lucha slander 😭my defender of the weak, my luchador protector. If he's ever on your island let me take him I love him sm 😭

[@blairallison18]

Finally another Lucha lover! He was on my first island and I haven't seen him since 😭 I miss my lil Rey Mysterio baby so much

[@vikkixvantula]

WE WON! AGAIN!!!!!!

[@spicytwixsted5194]

Tex is a stoner For sure I wasn't paying attention but the first word I saw what he said was "ACID" . He was talking about jazz music being Acid or something but that's how I headcanon him as a stoner now boxibudobs

[@spicytwixsted5194]

Tex loves the punk dress as well Dihsjosomeo

[@lana3702]

no because you were actually being too nice with this ranking… 90% of these men are FOUL

[@agent8370]

1. if anyone out there also ships Jay x Jacques I know why you do and I'm disappointed in both of us 2. Ken left my island during my early times with acnh and he was like the first sad send off, good to know he left and went to toy with hearts. 3. Kidd is great but you cannot tell me he doesn't give off JD from Heathers or Billy Loomis from Scream vibes 4. If quillson ever appears in my line of sight ever again he's getting deleted from the game code, the shit he and řøŕý put my Island through earned him a death sentence 5. OLAF I DONT WANT YOU STAY OFF MY VILLAGER HUNTS 6. HHP has given me Roscoe x Marshal where Marshal is a very tsundere barista and Roscoe just enters his life and occupies his head 24/7 7. Continue making men dissappear ✨️bestie✨️

[@smiller8261]

At one point I had Lionel and Lopez both on my island and I kept walking in on them talking about their bed or bathing preferences and Lopez was always over at Lionel's penthouse. I was pretty sure Lionel was trying to be Lopez's sugar daddy but I couldn't have that so I kicked Lionel. I think Lopez is doing a lot better as a single man, but I have gifted him a maid dress so we might be going downhill again

[@magicalmonsters2013]

I'm pretty sure they were just being gay and you forced them apart, you monster /j

[@catherine4267]

not the lionel slander...that man is amazing and i will defend him until the day i die

[@timkozdra5647]

Why did you say you despise men? What have they done to you? If women began to act that way, then they become no different. Because we are ALL living humans here. I respect both genders but not when one of them start committing a sin.

[@itsoktorisuyet]

i have the sneaky suspicion, the inkling that youre not gonna like this channel😭

[@MaybeSalem]

1. I’m not a woman 2. you tellin me you like men 🤨

[@timkozdra5647]

@@MaybeSalem No. I am just saying that I respect people in general is what I’ve mean unless if there are any bad people.

[@timkozdra5647]

@@itsoktorisuyet It’s not what it looks like. I was just asking a firm question.

[@vikkixvantula]

we’re tired tim