Ranking Genshin Characters by WHO I'D BABYSIT?!

[@Koomaxx]

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[@lamb_chops]

wooo

[@SomeRandomIdiot.]

@komi.kat💜 #prochoice oh

[@midnitecata]

@komi.kat💜 #prochoice i dunno

[@Mizuki3435]

I could argue that Mona would run away with you wallet

[@FrostSparkHeal]

Look if babysit lumine and aether we should have powers and they would probably ask for training items for Weapons

[@willowberecki]

I feel like Tartaglia would be a bit of a better child, he was apparently pretty quiet until he fell into the abyss when he was 14

[@fizzydrinkuno]

Puberty

[@YourFavoriteHomo]

@@fizzydrinkuno hit him like a truck he never left his emo faze

[@catlady8256]

Then again what is sheznayas standard “well behaved child” 💀

[@donivancox8344]

I mean tuecer's a pretty good kid if you ask me

[@rickypedia999]

@@donivancox8344 he's a pretty good kid... who stows away on ships to cross into international waters because he wants to play with his big bro, walks off into caves and secret labs looking for toys and has no idea how much money is worth so he just hands people bags of money and asks them to babysit him.

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

Canonically Ningguang would be perfect child since she was canonically responsible and poor as a kid.

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

@@outlawsyl Although a bit rowdy with the dog chasing...

[@EyeconicLaura]

@@v.emiltheii-nd.8094 bruh she was starving 😭

[@MaaKaaKaa]

@@EyeconicLaura well same for dog. I pity both😪

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

@@EyeconicLaura Still a (sea) urchin though. I bet she seemed boyish back then.

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Me babysitting Ningguang: “Hey, would you like to sell cookies and candy together? We can share the money later!”

[@christleybarton6561]

In Scara's defense, 'little' him seemed pretty cheerful and curious before the trauma got him

[@catpoke9557]

I think she's operating under the assumption that every character in her scenario has their current personality but in kid form. It's like an unclarified rule for this video

[@B_Kat]

@@catpoke9557 I believe the only reason she did it like that was because we haven't seen 90% of these characters as kids, for the ones we did know as kids she used them as kids for reference. Like Collei being the main example. We know of a few others from manga/in game but she probably just hadn't seen the references to know about it.

[@ScaraLoreRambler]

Kunikuzushi(The past, “kid” Wanderer): Perfect Child 10/10 C: Wanderer’s Current Kid Self: *Set the house on fire and ran off with my Wallet* 💀

[@johnnyjoestar1249]

@Simplyx Rainbowcloud are you sure? Cuz kunikuzushi did start a genocide on the blacksmiths

[@hyunsungjung4941]

@@johnnyjoestar1249 At that point he was already Scaramouche laden with 400 years of fighting the abyss and Dottore's painful experimentation.

[@ArinieKat]

Razor coming home after being missing for an hour, tracking dirt in with leaves in his hair and slamming down a dead bird on your lap, and staring at you with those expectant eyes for praise of some kind. babysitting him would be like looking after a dog and a cat at the same time.

[@lukaaq4709]

HELP LMAOO

[@Theriverinashow]

BROOOO CANON

[@beenice1555]

Canon

[@tenyasimp3868]

As a Razor main I can conform, this is cannon

[@thewitheredsouls]

He would then proceed to say he made dinner for you, pointing at the bird

[@bavanna0]

kaeya and diluc really went from crybaby to ‘your daughter calls me daddy.’

[@Balincia20]

OOP LMAO

[@sora.xq2]

I am the daughter

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

WHAT

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

@@sora.xq2 i'm the son ☺️

[@Synphss]

I know this isn't canon but HELP

[@MoonBeanBun]

I feel like Dori would be the kid to sell lemonade on the side of the road for like 20 bucks a glass

[@izzy5029]

Or if handed a $20 bill she wouldn’t give you your change back.

[@rickypedia999]

She is selling cookies that are aimed with ALL the spices and sells you milk for $20 a glass

[@larvaedadindex]

That’s basically her already, right lol

[@carla-luciamijoiu2248]

"10$ the cup, 20$ the lemonade. You should have brought your own cup."

[@Kupienne]

I would give her 10000 because of her backstory

[@_Ten_]

I think Zhongli would be well behaved. He probably had a coin collection and a pet rock lol.

[@Balincia20]

@@outlawsyl really? Oh wow

[@Rosy345c]

@@outlawsyl Yeah!! he was a murder machine before he met his waifu

[@Jev_the_fluorescent_shrimp]

@@Rosy345c she's not hi wAiFu freaking stop inventing things that never existed in the lore 💀💀💀💀💀

[@amorayyyyy]

Nah, I think he would kill every creature in his way and he was not wise at all. Venti calling him "brainless" in the Chinese version.

[@Laetus_Stella]

He would burn the house and run away with the wallet

[@karalynmooren6487]

Kaeya actually did get abandoned by his dad so he would just be sobbing and that would set off Diluc into thinking that and he would start crying too

[@erinrent7665]

The ragbros would be like, kaeya: where’s adelinde? She usually takes care of us. You: miss adelinde is sick today so mister crepus asked me to fill in. Diluc: adelinde is sick? Is she gonna die? And it spirals from there

[@AliAwesome]

@@erinrent7665 DILUC BEING THE MOST CYNICAL CHILD MADE ME WHEEZE

[@Gibmeprimogemss]

@@AliAwesome AHA YESSS

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

@@AliAwesome ABSOLUTELY 😭

[@animegurlmbp]

​​@@AliAwesome If you haven't dived into talking to Adeline, she explains that Diluc was a menace as a kid while Kaeya followed along😂 I can see him just acting shocked that Adeline might die , Kaeya would start crying and Diluc would try to calm him down... But also start crying too 😂😂

[@Solacedew]

Imagine you're babysitting kaeya and diluc and they just show up crying because they want crepus to come back

[@donut1550]

😂😂

[@donut1550]

But also sad in a way 😢

[@nightfallsongbird]

NO don’t do that to my heart 😢

[@Synphss]

DONT DO THIS TO ME

[@unluckylux7781]

Zhongli in his youth before he met Guizhong was canonically a meathead jock who loved fighting, so I would put him in menace child for trying to pick fights with the other kids.

[@Laetus_Stella]

He would burn the house

[@Gibmeprimogemss]

Guizhong really did a great job with him 😭

[@Synphss]

@@Gibmeprimogemss poor girl probably had to deal with her teacher being a whole menace.

[@teriyakikoko]

so before he was like ei😮

[@sumyguck8094]

Wait aren't we basing this off of Venti's voicelines?!?! Can we trust the man!?!?!😂😭 Maybe he wants to make himself look like good child!!!!

[@specturv9836]

I like to imagine baby Zhongli hasn’t even learned how to take human form yet just sit him on a warm rock get the sun lamp going he’s content.

[@erinrent7665]

Just a bitey little lizard

[@goodvibes6226]

Lmao that's exactly what Kazuha does on his free time, no seriously😭

[@fnln3011]

NOM

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Also, baby Zhongli eats crickets, mealworms, beetles, and maggots

[@Lunneus]

I feel like Ayato would be absolutely perfect around ayaka so he can set a good example for her, but if she's not there he's an absolute freaking menace. and you'll ask him why he did x and he'll just smile at you. like idk why but i just imagine him flooding every sink and bathtub in the house and his parents are rich so you know there's like 6 sinks and 5 bathtubs. and they're all on with the drain plugged. why ayato? and like his parents get back and they're like "oh did the pipes mess up again?" and you're confused and ayato's just like "yes" and you realize that he's got everyone wrapped around his finger

[@aruakabane2077]

Miko took one look at tiny Ayato and immediately sensed danger

[@Laetus_Stella]

@@aruakabane2077 Yeah lol. I first thought they were alike but Miko literally told don't even think about that. Lmao

[@aruakabane2077]

@@Laetus_Stella She didn't want to admit it 🤣 She met someone who can go toe to toe with her, and he was a 10 year old

[@catpoke9557]

He canonically acts pretty much exactly like this as an adult so he probably acted similarly as a kid

[@Nocturne50]

smol Miko and smol Ayato would be those troublemakers in school, except Niko would have a tiny bit of pity

[@zenixkiryu]

Funny thing about Ganyu is Cloud Retainer tells us Ganyu used to be a very chubby kid and was very possessive, constantly wanting someone to caress her horns lol She probably wouldn't be responsible or quiet at all

[@katzbac]

Rolled down hills like a ball 😂🤣

[@rabiulalamador5506]

Chocking a monster

[@lordgod9958]

@@katzbac "RIGHT PLUMP SHE WAS"

[@mimisezlol]

I think she'd still be quiet, just clingy

[@SoftisNelaris]

@@mimisezlol The quiet, wholesome, airheaded scaredy-cat. (scaredy-goat?) She'd approach you from behind, tug your shirt, and when you ask her "What's up?" She'd mumble "...can you pet my horns?" And then it'd take a moment to get the hang of it but then she'd just have the most content smile on her face.

[@KittenPanda]

Ok, but as someone who babysits, babysitting 8-10 year old Jean and 4-6 year old Barbara sounds like a dream babysitting job ❤

[@erinrent7665]

I imagine at that age Jean is already learning swordsmanship so you end up biting your nails while you and Barbara watch her practice outside. She gets a few bruises from messing up her footwork and you’re worrying the parents will ask about them, but Frederica walks in, says “ah, you helped her train, very good, here’s a tip” and you are left feeling a little disquieted.

[@rdbeef5645]

There is something genuinely sad about a young Bennett crying for his mom since I think his mother is canonically dead and he was raised by the adventurer's guild.

[@mimisezlol]

He was crying for his dads. They're all out doing commissions and he doesn't want to stay with the sitter, he wants his dads.

[@soboola]

Seeing scaramouch in the thumbnail has made me instantly scared/excited for whatever wacky headcanons you've come up for him hahaha especially with his mommy issues

[@Megumi.-.]

Omg lol

[@DefinitelyNotAWatermelon]

He'd roast the crap out of you using language that is way too advanced for his age and leave you traumatised like him.

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

“I only eat dino nuggies, worm!” “OK, we’ll buy the dinosaur nuggets! But PLEASE save the T-rex ones for me!” “NO WAY, YOU INSECT! I want ALL of the T-rex and Brontosaurus nuggies! You can only have the little Velociraptor ones!”

[@kara-koi]

I mean Childe was apparetnly pretty shy and timid pre abyss so I would put him in the pretty good kid category. We could just spend time ice fishing or ice skating lol

[@thunderchief7256]

Finally a lore reader

[@Azaleaaah]

I'd put him at the top tbh cause he has to also already know how to cook and clean as he does now cause he joined Fatui at 14 and I'm pretty sure they don't teach that in the camps.

[@aruakabane2077]

Yae, herself, was unnerved by Ayato even as a child. You're gut feeling wasn't wrong 🤣

[@beingblue__]

I feel like scaramouche would cry for his mom BECAUSE I think he has like a hat like he has now, but the little long tassels would make him trip but he doesn’t wanna take it off bc he made it with his mom😭😭🥹

[@alilison]

yeahh or like he was probably quiet and creepy tho imo he was still an innocent little boy

[@Synphss]

@@alilison quiet creepy and a crybaby

[@homuraakemiiii]

HELP

[@Traveller281]

I get the feeling that if Zhongli you have two option: Either he was the type of child that learnt to read when they were two and he'd spent the entire time reading and telling you random things he learnt while reading all types of wacky fact books that he's read a million times and remembers everything. OR We can go with what we know about young Morax in which case you'd have a... memorable night.

[@penmasterjnd]

Ningguang was really poor when she was a child so she might be constantly trying to find a way to make money off you, like diving into the couch for coins

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Me: “Look, why not we make a lemonade stand? Or how about a homemade chocolate cookie stand?”

[@Raven-om6fx]

Tighnari would be a sassy child tbh he wouldn't cry he would roast u in all aspects.

[@UmbrellAce]

Nah, he'd wander off into the woods when you werent looking and you'd have to be like "ok so I may have lost your child" to his parents (he canonically spent his childhood investigating a bunch of nature stuff)

[@animegurlmbp]

​@@UmbrellAceI feel like both are right! He wanders in the woods and when you find him he'd be like: "What took you so long? Help me reach these plants😒" (He talked about wanting a vision of Dendro to make a latter tonreacj stuff) Also I feelnlike he would play soccer in te backyard

[@iremkose1670]

Considering kaeya was left in a different world when he was probably around ~7 to be a spy i feel like he would behave well

[@syrenthierri]

As much as I love my boys, Chongyun would be an absolute angel but Xingqiu would be a menace to society and make Chongyun join in on his antics (or feed him spicy stuff while having the Anya face on as you deal with Chongyun). And with Layla, she's really sweet but due to her possibly having a type of DID, her other side would possibly cause problems as she's very energetic yet calm when it happens. (Yes, I'm a Layla main)

[@gloop7458]

You'd accidentally feed Chongyun something spicy and then he would tear your house apart, but if you just read the dietary restrictions and pay attention, he would be super quiet and a little cold Xingqiu would sneak away while you weren't looking to go on an adventure that he kidnaps Chongyun for. You spend the entire day looking desperately for him and then once you give up, go back, and try to call someone for help, you find him sitting there on the couch with a book

[@tamaratoth8326]

@@gloop7458 Chongyun is a gremlin. XD Has a little T-shirt with a cute chili pepper art and "Do not feed me spicy food!" written on it. Xingqiu, Miko and Ayato all try to smuggle something spicy into his plate to see what happens.

[@PowerSpirit50]

​@@tamaratoth8326 Then he'd pass out and have to go to the ER. He has 2 reactions: mania and overheated.

[@tamaratoth8326]

@@PowerSpirit50 I know, and I'm sure people secretly giving him food with chili (Xingqiu) are not going for overheating.

[@PowerSpirit50]

@@tamaratoth8326 But isn't it a coin toss?

[@kristinag7621]

I’d actually argue 5 year old Scaramouche would be a sweet kid remember he only became a menace after he was essentially abandoned by his mom betrayed by his bff and then experienced the death of the child whom he was taking care of

[@Ir1s528]

11:45 Our boy childe didn't join at that young of a age, if you are ranking from 5-10 years old then he would be an absolute sweetheart, here's a little lore fact.. At the age of 14 childe fell into the abyss where he lost himself, afterwards he was saved by someone (forgot their name). Soon after that he joined the fatui, which means he would definetly not be sent on a mission by the fatui to rob your house (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

[@ezurachan]

I believe Skirk taught him to fight in the abyss.

[@gloop7458]

Skirk taught him to fight in the abyss and then his family found him after he got out. It was 3 months abyss time and 3 days Teyvat time

[@0rangejuice687]

I feel like Eula was a really sweet child until the real world hit and her Maid left and everyone started shunning her

[@mon_moi]

I like how you always headcanon Gorou as more emotional than what he is in game, it's cuter that way

[@123leyang321]

Idk, I'd say she nailed him in this one. Considering how he feels about Yae Miko, it's easy to imagine him as a tiny insecure kid that's intimidated by the group of kids on the playground and is scared to join them. XD Not only that, but in his hangout you can see he is super self-conscious, he'd definitely have confidence issues as a kid.

[@cloudjumpur]

In Amber’s backstory, she was a bit of a menace, but she behaved well around people she respected. She also really wanted to be a knight when she grew up. In the 3.3 trailer, Faruzan was really good with puzzles, but she was also really arrogant. Also, Scaramouche is way too confusing 🥲

[@meeple39397]

I think Yae would be under "cries, wants their mom back" in the Teyvet Handbook, Alice (Klee's mom) visited Inuzuma when MIko was a child and that it was easy to make her cry. For Zhongli, I pretty sure he's under the rowdy category.

[@SoftisNelaris]

So, am I missing something, or is this Alice character more than 500 years old? Because Yae Miko was born long enough ago to have befriended Ei before she went into her Plane and locked the door.

[@meeple39397]

@@SoftisNelaris I believe so, Alice did say that she and Klee are apart of a race that has long lilfespans. Alice remarked that she [Yae] was really young in her travel guide.

[@SoftisNelaris]

@@meeple39397 Ah, I see. Thanks for the response :D

[@MasNas624]

Yeah, where is Diluc's mom? Where's Kaeya's mom too? They're like nonexistent. Also Ningguang: Her backstory she isn't born rich. she worked herself up there! She's also really humble. Went from RAGS TO RICHES!

[@fizzlepop7309]

It depends. Are taking Scaramouche or Wanderer as a child? Or soft boy with a veil child? In the latter case, he'd probably be a crier. Also, Scaramouche as a child would burn the house with your wallet in it, and Wanderer would just be a menace. A high-grade menace, though. Maybe make a mess and blame you for it.

[@Smoff_Theif]

I feel like hu tao would be the nicest kid to babysit but then she would just start being weird and like bringing up death. I would ask her what she wants to be when she grows up and she would say a funeral detector, that’s kinda creepy for a 7 year old.

[@s1mply.d4nii]

She would burry you in dirt in the backyard

[@Laetus_Stella]

Detector? Lmao

[@dionabutshemakesplaylists]

@@Laetus_Stella "Hmm, yes, I sense a funeral about 3.6 miles away..."

[@mafaldaviana9060]

She'd be that kid that recently learnt about death and just stares you dead in the eye and says smth like "we all die eventually" idk

[@eertikrux666]

This isn’t true. No kids ever keep their ambitions that long

[@stephany3142]

I love the fact that Scara will be on these videos moving forward, he is my favorite character and seeing him just makes me so happy!

[@meep3122]

Kuki goes to her room saying she needs to do homework and finishes it in 5 minutes then escapes through a window so she can find he gang and make sure they are not stealing some child's candy.

[@No_.9]

I feel like scara could also be in the cries a lot catagory. I dunno he probably cries about his mom and dead friends as he falls asleep lol

[@henteagustav]

I mean he canonically was disposed of by Ei because he cried in his sleep

[@catpoke9557]

He was abandoned by his own mom because he cried too much, canonically

[@gzsofi5]

I think Childe was a quiet and creepy kid till the age of 14. He doesn't really know how to communicate with others and there were times when he even stuttered. He is frightened that he will say something that is bad. Then the Abyss came and he was forced to harden himself, that place gave him power and confidence, and became the person he is now. And I think that was one of the reasons why he accepted the power from there, even if he caused chaos everywhere.

[@supremeoverlord0]

Albedo would play witches and make "potions" by sticking things from outdoors into dishes to act as vials. I speak from experience.

[@Lady_ETHNE]

Wouldn't baby Venti be a wind spirit? I feel like he was a lot more timid as a spirit than how we see him now.

[@fardareismai4495]

All I can think about is that one piece of fanart with Wind Spirit Venti munching on an apple and I just think he'd be slightly chaotic and way too curious for his own good but really friendly

[@catpoke9557]

@@fardareismai4495 I need to see that image that sounds so blessed

[@placeholder5041]

Personally I’m not sure how to take care of a wind spirit. What does he eat? Drink? Does he even sleep??

[@fardareismai4495]

@@placeholder5041 Always keep your wind spirit in an open space with lots of access to both gentle breezes and raging storms. The seaside is ideal, mountaintops also work. Feed them the highest quality morning dew and softest clouds and you'll have yourself a happy wind spirit! Do not feed them sugar if you do not want to have an excited mini hurricane bouncing around your house.

[@Lady_ETHNE]

@@fardareismai4495 Thank you for the instructions

[@michik5140]

I feel like babysitting Beidou would be risky since she seems like the type of kid to love adventures and you'd loose her in a shopping mall even though you looked away for two seconds 😂

[@TengouX]

Another tier list idea: what kind of D&D player would they be. Would they be the DM? Would they be the type to rules-lawyer? Would they be the roleplayer type that writes dozens of pages of backstory for their character, loves worldbuilding and likes to get in character? Would they be the murderhobo type that never roleplays and only wants to kill things? Would they be the player that just likes to have fun with everyone and have a good time at the table? Would they metagame, abuse mechanics and minmax the hell out of their character to be as strong as possible? Would they be the chuuni type that makes the character from their favorite anime? Would they be the obnoxious type of player that wants to be in the spotlight all the time?

[@Aurirang]

Zhongli as a DM: The Session is over and nobody got to take a single turn because he was busy explaining the world for 6 hours straight. :D

[@dazzle3b73]

17:42 starting off this video, I was 100% sure that you'd put Scaramouche in the last category, that boy would burn your house down with lightning, monologue for an hour then vanish Your baby genshin impressions are amazing 10/10😂

[@olgayafei]

Faruzan (Hatsune Miku ;)) is pretty sassy based off what we've seen of her for now, I would put her under quiet or creepy kid

[@XiaoPan1987]

I think the recent windblume festival they give off that vibe. I would actually put Yoimiya in the second tier, mostly because she already knows what happens when you set off fireworks in a horrible way. Her dad is almost deaf and probably got like drilled in how to be proper with fireworks. It also doesn't change the fact that all she does in game is be a therapist to a degree.

[@asmrslol848]

Fun fact, before Xiao became an adeptus, and before he even participated in any fights he was a gentle boy. But that changed when he turned into a killing machine. He’s not gentle anymore but at the least, he’s still caring, as he takes his bond with others seriously, which is why he grieves so much when he lost his brothers and sisters So baby Xiao would be one of the sweetest babies to babysit 👩‍🍼

[@ricatomilos8286]

"Osmantheus apple juice tastes the same as I remember"

[@spectralutopia9261]

Underrated comment

[@0w3n_R0s3]

Imagine this for me, because i like it and you will too. You are babysitting Jean and Barbara, you get to the house and the parents are pretty rushed to leave, they tell you the very basics about the kids (name and age) then leave. Jean shows you around the house, gives you the wifi password because she knows that asking for it is awkward and just general things like that, tells you to call her if you need anything else and goes upstairs to do homework. Then you walk into the living room/lounge or whatever you want to call it and Barbara is sat on the sofa with a notebook writing down song lyrics, then you and Barbara start talking about music after noticing what she's doing and begin showing each other the songs you both like. I'm imagining Jean to be like 15 ish and Barbara to be 11/12

[@Konpekikaminari]

Collei as a child would definitely be either crying for her mom or burning your house down

[@sleebyfrey]

zhongli has very geology/archeology kid vibes to me, just in the backyard digging up dirt and collecting rocks also museum trips which he would drop rock fun facts^tm the whole time

[@nidhikhare2575]

I like this head cannon but if we are talking about the actual lore here then you just have to mildly upset him for the entire house to burn down and break into pieces I won't spoil too much of his lore but trust me he was a literal MENACE (probably had an even unfriendlier personality than scaramouche did on his first appearance)

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Me bringing Zhongli to the museum: “OK, but please hurry up, OK? I want to see the dinosaurs, and they have a T-rex AND a Triceratops! Also, there’s a guy in a Velociraptor costume promoting Jurassic World Alive!”

[@Vulkrein]

Ningguang would be the quiet child, but mostly due to the fact that in lore she grew up in poverty for the most part, which makes that notion way more sad than it should be.

[@daisephine]

itto would be def a quiet child, he would shy nervous and would miss his granny

[@squee-g1658]

Aether and lumine would both be playing with nerf guns but lumine would get into a fight if it accidentally hits her face while aether would walks it off lol Also i feel like diona would be a pretty well behave child(especially if she opens up to you) if she knows she being babysat

[@Laetus_Stella]

Scaramocuhe would be a pretty good kid and a bit rowdy imo. Before he went crazy, he was such a sweet boy.

[@0100-u7k]

Zhongli is the teen that emulates grandpa by sitting in his reclining couch

[@Tudor15x]

Yes! Zhingli would be there trying to drink black coffee and read a newspaper

[@Aurirang]

Wasn't Zhongli (or rather Morax) the pretty much biggest menace in all of Teyvat? Look at him just slightly wrong and he'd toss a mountain at you? But maybe as an actual kid (or rather baby Dragon. Quillin..thingie) he was more agreeable. :D

[@aauz]

I think eula should go into 'pretty good, a bit rowdy' bc of her family. since she hates her family, I think she would be glad to get away from them. she would probably vent her little child problems to you, but then threaten you so you don't say anything to her parents. she might be a little fidgety/energetic bc she doesn't get to do that stuff normally. I haven't read all of her lore so this might be a bit off, but you get the idea. happy headcannoning!!

[@spacebongos]

fischl would defitinely sit there and recite the entire my little pony lore if you let her head canon : zhongli has a collection of strange pets like rocks in his back yard 😃

[@MM-dw5ir]

Every pet rock has like a very detailed backstory that connects to the other rocks lolll

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Me: “Well, I have a fossil collection. Wanna see my ammonites, trilobite, and Spinosaurus and megalodon teeth?”

[@bonk8311]

Missed opportunity not put scara in the “wants their mom back” category

[@totsbig]

IMHO Zhongli would be a perfect kid in my eye, or for any male babysitter for the matter. I feel like I can behave him, I just play my guitar, then Zhongli out of curiosity will ask when or how did I learn to play, and I explain to him in detail and he's just always nodding his head and is focused on the matter. He loves history, he'll mature early. He'll be a keen listener. He will learn to older people how to tell stories, it's how he honed his storytelling skills. Also Yoimiya will be on the good side of this, I feel like. There is a handicap in dealing with deaf parents, and she handled it very, very well, so she must have been taught properly as a child. She'll be a cross between Amber and Thoma as a kid imho.

[@gloop7458]

11:38 Tartaglia didn't have any violent tendencies until he fell into the abyss at 14. Once his family found him, they decided that they couldn't deal with his new attitude and sent him off to be a soldier in the Fatui. Then, he started rising the ranks really quickly and ended up being the youngest ever Fatui Harbinger (and as they're starting to get revealed more and more, I think he's the only one from Snezhnaya besides MAYBE Knave) I think he would be in "good but a bit rowdy" assuming that we're doing before age 14

[@Azaleaaah]

I think he'd actually be at the top. Iirc he was a shy and quiet kid pre abyss. And he has to already have knowledge about cooking and cleaning too

[@helewis]

Okay hear me out, Zhongli would totally be a very VERY curious kid, the type who would always ask why are you doing this or that and even after getting an answer he would continue to ask things until your sanity is gone

[@haamta]

13:06 I feel like xingqiu would be more of a menace or rowdy kid category.. even though he seems polite or quiet at first he'll def like play pranks on the babysitter behind their back bahaha (like how he teases his friends, chongyun especially)

[@michik5140]

I'd also feel like Xinyan would be that kid who'd figure out how to use a speaker and is an absolute menace with the speaker, balsting loud music at like 8 at night and you would have the police come to your door for a noise complaint and you could never actually blame it on her so you'd take the blame.😂

[@FluffyWaffle33]

Koomaxx you really do manage to make some of the most random but incredibly entertaining content

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

I imagine Zhongli being quite rowdy as a kid. Nerf gun energy.

[@soboola]

been eagerly anticipating this tier list since we all discussed it on your stream a while back hahaha

[@pincushion182]

i think klee would be pretty behaved, IM NOT BIASED HEAR ME OUT i put her in my teapot and she went "master jean told me to NOT blow up miss honorary night's house" shes probably scared of being grounded again "catching lizards, chasing frogs, drawing, there are so many fun things to do !!" she keeps herself entertained on her own too

[@catpoke9557]

Kaeya is 90% of the reason Klee blows things up. He never keeps track of her and sometimes tells lies to make her behavior actively worse because he thinks it's funny But if you keep track of her and play with her she's normal

[@_fire_3647]

Imagine babysitting all Genshin characters at the same time

[@Balincia20]

Literal hell.

[@veryveryneonneo]

I’m just imagining zhongli, age 5, encounters a bully, since he’s literally 5, he doesn’t know how to control his powers that well so he accidentally splits the world in half.

[@ImpureVessel]

6:41 “I think the war general wouldn’t want to hurt anyone”

[@DDlol01]

Can I please note that there are backstories: Jean: rebellious according to Jean herself. Kazuha: quiet and creepy but more in a "leave me alone" kinda way. There were 2 events where he talked about that age even. Barbara: Jean babysitted her and apperently she was very curious and a bit rowdy and would want to be left alone. Eula: well correct category... but she could apparently also be very obedient before the age of 7. Amber: very silent kid. She was impressed by Eula and wanted to become like her (and then not...) Keqing: curious and silent. Did not take active participation, but would look and observe (IIRC, might have been Ningguang) Diluc: very helpful, but not very obedient. He would help or ignore you, depending on whether you asked for it, or not. (based on the comics) Adeline likes to portray him like he is childish :p Itto was told to be silent and obedient at that age, see event. Xiao: He was super into hanging out with his friends, even before he became a yaksha. Zhongli said in an event, he was childish until he learnt how to fight. Xinyang: Was a crybaby. she found rock 'n' roll at age 13 (i think). See event. She was crying to *not* be with her parents... Yanfei: Madame Ping said she was very obedient, but not silent. Yae apparently was the "burn you house down, and ran with your wallet" In the earlier days she did not terrorize, but did not give a single f*** about others.. Zhongli was told to be *very* silent sometimes and other times he was told to be talkative. however, it is not clear whether he was a child in the 2 stories by the 2 people. Note: please correct me if I am wrong. I am pretty sure about most of them.

[@thederp9309]

“The baby’s about to say their first words!” “LAMENT!” *starts bouncing around like a they’re on a pogo stick while simultaneously on a trampoline inside of a bouncy castle*

[@mini_marshmallow3370]

Why do I feel like Dori would be one of those kids who sold slime during the weird age that is 2015. Like she created a whole black market deal on the school bus or something, and ended up getting in trouble with the principle

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

And she might also sell Pokemon cards at high prices at the playground.

[@hannanirina1529]

Passing through on a Genshin binge, this Tierlist is so cute and funny ! Can I say that it feels surreal to think that most of us know each character deeply, I don't really get that feeling with games or tv that has this many characters

[@yeet6328]

Agree but don't say cute and funny again 😑

[@hannanirina1529]

@@yeet6328 Is it wrong ?

[@yeet6328]

@@hannanirina1529 let's just say there are unfavorable connotations with that exact phrase

[@Scalesthelizardwizard]

Imagine babysitting Lumine and Aether and you end up exploring another world with them while trying to keep them safe and possess the fact there are other worlds

[@ProfIdiotKuro]

Ningguang was a poor child. So she wouldn't be a rich sassy girl.

[@Jev_the_fluorescent_shrimp]

I don't know if you purposefully ignore known lore to focus more on their current personalities or you just don't know some details, like about Ganyu's childhood or Ningguang's or Tartaglia's... Or Scara.. it was said he was a most sensitive and soft kid :(

[@123leyang321]

To be honest, I'd say it is more fun to speculate on their current personalities but with the maturity level of a child. Because then you'd get some pretty crazy kids, as opposed to most of them being just rather nice, vanilla kids, which would be a bit boring.

[@catpoke9557]

I think the scenario of this video is basically that she forcibly aged the current characters down to babysit them as is. Their personalities match with their current ones, only changing based on how being a kid would change them

[@mr.fabulousmegardev6256]

I doubt that's the case, when she talked about Shenha, she was considering pre-red rope, which is truly considering her canon youth. I think she's just not too invested in some of the chars' lore, hence she bases off their current personalities

[@Spac3_Gard3n]

Venti would be that kind of kid that’s a menace but also very sweet at the same time like he would make a bunch of messes but also try and fix them. I feel like he’s the kind of kid to be nervous to ask for help he would also be extremely clingy

[@crimsoneclipse5677]

Awwwww ❤

[@arreis7866]

That time Kazuha accidentally got drunk as a child 😂🥺💖

[@rase6080]

I thought hutao was gonna be a set your house on fire type but i was convinced with the playing with dead bugs and probably talks about ghost she had seen/talked to

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

I think she will be the kid who enjoys watching horror movies and paranormal TV shows.

[@Bongaboi151]

8:24 THE EASIEST DECISION EVER.

[@TopHatDogs]

Cyno would be like: DO yOu PlaY gEniUs InVocaTioN TcG oh no well then I don't want to be friends. or something like that

[@ubelmensch]

If you read Amber's backstory, when she was a kid she was the "set the house on fire" type.

[@vulpesstarr]

Keaya 100% is crying for Crepus because he is terrified that Crepus is going to leave him like his bio dad did

[@Sp1derBedo]

I used to be quiet/creepy child. Most wouldn't label me as creepy unless they went and investigated how I'd play with my stuffed animals. Like that shit was fucked up, especially for a seven year old. No horror movie I've ever watched has compared to me playing with my cute teddy bears. I was an interesting child, even though everyone labelled me as the perfect responsible child. I was just kinda traumatized lmao

[@catpoke9557]

I grabbed grasshoppers and played with them like dolls until their legs fell off which made them too broken for me to keep playing with so I'd discard them and find more grasshoppers. Often I'd make them fight each other like action toys. I didn't even like action figures or Barbies. Only grasshoppers were fun

[@Sp1derBedo]

@@catpoke9557 At least my atrocities were only with dools holy shit-

[@catpoke9557]

@@Sp1derBedo Ironically I am extremely sympathetic toward invertebrates now and don't even like killing invasive or dangerous ones lol Character development, I guess

[@StarryNightSky481]

At 11:56, you missed the chance to say: “and that’s why he has so much money. He does that to all babysitters.” Or smth I’m not very good at this lol

[@MILKYWAYL0VE]

Layla would be so easy to baby sit mostly because all she dose is sleep LIKE THE SLEEP QUEEN SHE IS 👑

[@start1sm.mp3]

Tbh, YOUR INTERPRETATION OF FISCHL WAS LITERALLY ME WHEN I WAS 7, I still relate to her a lot tho

[@SDEM14]

I think I almost died of laughter at this video!!! Best video i've seen in a while 10/10 Perfect Child!!!!

[@AetherStan12]

Here's my opinion on baby sitting characters! Albedo: would leave hand prints of paint everywhere Klee: would accidentally stRta fire while showing you how her mom makes pigs in a blanket Sayu: you would find her asleep in a closet Amber: word be a very nice kid Aether and lumine: would be caught having a nerve battle (they're also taking it very seriously like it's war or something ) Ayaka and ayato: it would be pretty normal but ayaka would be less social Gorou: his tail got stuck. Kazoo: would be quite if you gave him a book to read Barbara: she would cry because she misses her parents but would open up to you sooner or later Ganyu: bump her head into a wall trying to do who knows what and said her horns hurt Noelle: would pretend to be a knight Beidou: "wanna play pirates?" Jean: Jean would be around 9 and mostly with Barbara till she stopped crying then open up to you as well Keqing: I feel like she'd be a kinda foody kid ngl Diona: she'd be a tattletale Xiao: would be very introverted towards you Hu Tao: you would think you lost her till you found her in the backyard playing with dead bugs by the pool Lisa: she'd be into romance movies and willing to watch one with you, though she'd wouldn't be quite, she might give a lot of her opinions during bit Collie: would sit other top of her fuzzy carpet stairs with Nutella Yelan: she's an MSA kid Diluc: you would I stantly loose him Tighnari: "hey look at this caterpillar! " Ei: would also cause a fire trying to cook Aloy: who? Yanfei: she'd be a very nice but talkative kid Keaya: totally a prankster Sucrose: would have black stuff on her face from doing science stuff Kujou Sara: she'd also be a snitch Itto: he'd give you flowers from his moms garden even though he wasn't supposed to be there (the house is also dirty) Venti: would constantly ask you if you guys could go to Starbucks Shenhe: also very introverted Bennet: is constantly getting hurt Qiqi: sayu envited her over and is also sleeping in the closet (but woke up an hour later for coconut milk) Xingxu: I feel like he would boast abt having a 6th grade reading lvl in the 4 th grade Layla: was also envited to qiqi and sayu's sleep over Cyno: got dragged into catching caterpillars with tighnari Razor: got lost outside at night Nilou: she'd be super sweet and show her dance moves to you (you better compliment her) Zhongli: hu Tao just envited him but he didn't do much Xinyan: was singing to her favorite rock band with the tv on high volume Eula: thinks she's better off without a babysitter Xainling: you baby lit the house on fire Kokomo is eating fish sticks (don't ask why) Ninngaung: found a quarter in the corner of her room and is very pleased Chongyun: is eating ice Kuki: fell of her bunk bed Thoma: is a very nice kid and helps you with the dishes Miko: is making little stories and her hand writing is surprisingly good at her age Mona: also found a quarter in her room and is happy Nahida: is very happy with you and spends time eating ice cream with you Candace: found someone getting bullied and got into trouble for punching the bully Fiscal is playing with her LED lights I think that's all of em! What's ur opinion?

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Me babysitting Nahida: We’ll eat cookie dough ice cream together Candace: “OK, that’s enough! You can’t just hit someone in the nuts! You’re getting a time out, little lady!” Beidou: “OK, let’s use this coin as our treasure! This will be the One Piece!” Tighnari: “Hey, don’t touch that! That’s the itchy caterpillar!” Ei: Will forbid me from watching MasterChef or Hell’s Kitchen Sucrose: We will watch Bill Nye the Science Guy together Xinyan: “Please don’t do that again! Yesterday, the neighbors complained that someone’s been belting out “Peaches” at night!” Chingyun: I’ll buy some shaved ice for him so that he won’t nibble on ice cubes Ganyu: “Are you OK? Here, I’ll give you a Band-Aid!”

[@SCARAA592]

“I only eat dino nuggies not normal nuggies” 💀

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Scara: “And I insist that you must give me the Brontosaurus nuggies, worm!” Me: “OK, can I have the T-rex ones?” Scara: “Those are mine too, you pest! You can only get the little Velociraptor ones!”

[@missblue2756]

layla would be a pretty nice kid when she's awake but when she turns into sleepwalking layla she would legit run all over the house and like speedrun chores daytime layla didn't finish :)

[@rickypedia999]

You get that "they'd cry and be babies" vibes off of Diluc and Kaeya because they're both babygirl

[@ItsJustFanta.]

I would set the house on fire, fun fact I have set my parents car on fire before so I can confirm that I would be there..😀

[@Koomaxx]

H U H

[@ItsJustFanta.]

@@Koomaxx it’s a long story-

[@ItsJustFanta.]

@Simplyx Rainbowcloud don’t ask💀💀

[@Mercyfalls]

Koomax: Bennet would want his mom back Bennet: doesn't even have a mom Poor boy would set the house on fire and run off with your wallet but all on accident lol

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

Personal kinda sad headcanon (under the assumption Kaeya already lived with the Ragnvindrs) 5 year old Diluc would cry and want his dad/Adelinde, but I feel like small Kaeya would probably cry and want Diluc. Like I feel like while he loves his dads (I feel like he did love his biologica father too) he probably has abandonment issues when it comes to adults. I feel like he'd be the type of kid to really be inseparable from his brother. Idk he just gives that vibe. I'm sad now.

[@ThriceOver]

Canonically, Ning and Beidou were both poor kids by the wharfs, Ning trying to make a living while Beidou pesters her

[@awe3816]

Just think how long these types of videos will become in the future when all regions are released.

[@KittenPanda]

I 100% agree with Kaeya being a little shy kid! I saw a comic once where it’s little baby chibi Kaeya (same outfit and stuff) crying and looking for Diluc with a grape juice box in tow which is the same size as him 🥹

[@socksou]

Oh my goshh how did you make this so accurate