Ranking Literally Every Weapon in CoD Zombies...

[@OCELOT_2221]

Now how fun would it be to rank them together with chat?? Make the definitive version ourselves Lex!

[@eclipserebirth]

That would be interesting to see, I had the idea to do it because I know no one has ever ranked every weapons across multiple games, I can see where a few of my picks aren't the best like the dingo, lightning staff, etc but still defiantly took a good amount of time to do. I'd be curious to see other people's opinions

[@youshouldshush]

More of a Doug Doug project

[@eclipserebirth]

@@youshouldshush wha

[@capponion2260]

​@@eclipserebirth dougdoug does a lot of streams that use input from chat

[@cigareteking1882]

Bruh

[@honeybadgers9684]

Dredge over the Dingo is absolutely criminal.

[@dripp_dropp]

bro deserves life

[@Jon_athanos]

Lex continuously saying “oh this weapon isn’t as good as this weapon that isn’t on the list” is hilarious

[@iwishicoulduploadonxbox7617]

The hg40 is just an mp with more ammo

[@jasonbrody4021]

The PPSH from WaW imo should be the number one bullet gun due to how much people hunted for it. In my years of COD zombies i cannot think of a gun people hit the box for more than the PPSH. It was THE gun people went for in WaW, even above the Wonderwaffe and Ray Gun

[@Deathmare235]

@@OldBenKenobi2318 just saying there’s a reason it was the most hunted gun

[@Deathmare235]

@@OldBenKenobi2318 cause it’s the best bullet gun

[@Deathmare235]

@@OldBenKenobi2318 name me better point guns

[@anunusualname5344]

I wouldn’t say PPSH is No1 bullet weapon, but definitely top 5. Bo2’s SVU is number 1 personally

[@CLOUDYsoup53]

@@anunusualname5344 It's a REALLY close 2nd. The Drakon is a 2 shot kill to the head on round 50, and the SVU is a 4 shot kill to the head on round 50. But the SVU is a wall buy. So I'd say the Drakon is number 1 because you still got Alchemical Antithesis and they last 60 seconds each.

[@christiancalandra9256]

3:30 the real fact there is that on bo3 every normal weapon could be a hit if you double PaP so you even don't see the real weakness of the weapons (of course if we consider that but if we consider only the weapons they are actually pretty solid anyways)

[@couldnotic]

Black Ops 2 Zombies suffered the worst when they nerf weapons, the DSR, HAMR, Type 25, Mtar and the Rpd got nerfed hard with the BS recoil. I think the Multiplayer nerfs were affecting the weapons in Zombies. However when you pack a punch the Rpd and Mtar the recoil goes away.

[@nicofelice05]

HAMR recoil went away too, that shit was so unbearable

[@kyubihakegaru4433]

Multiplayer nerfs affecting zombies is what happened with Cold War happened also. Multiplayer nerfs affect CW Zombies

[@dawsonyork989]

Didn’t the an-94 get nerfed too?

[@dawsonyork989]

@@nicofelice05 getting the grip from double pap on the hamr was goated.

[@CodingDuh]

But if you take double PAP into consideration, then every bo3 weapon would be on the top.

[@seanloranto2130]

Still waiting for a Wizard101 playthrough

[@alex.sumpter]

i haven’t heard that name in years holy fuck😂

[@Ivan_Ruiz1]

Yes please 🙏🏽

[@PsychicCatTCG]

Why can’t zombies become like this again man I miss waw-bo3

[@bruhmoment4188]

bad ideas, overworked devs, lack of innovation, and the worst problem: greed

[@c-afifa21folife52]

games arent made like they used to be made

[@jeyphr]

The last gun that it could've been was the Thundergun. The Thundergun is definitely not better than the Apothican Servant...

[@cruzhythec4707]

Honestly no way the thundergun is better than the Apothoc Servant

[@TheREALMohg69420]

Jet gun solos💅💅

[@blu4390]

@@TheREALMohg69420 it objectively does. Infinite ammo and infinite damage, just don’t let it break

[@JustZ7046]

The Thundergun was #5 you’re tripping

[@MasterDaBass]

@@jakesnussbuster3565 Only thing is on bo3 the thundergun spawns powerups and the wavegun doesnt.

[@isaacvergara880]

Day 1 of telling Lex that he has helped through extremely dark times and has always made me laugh and smile, and if somehow he only has one fan one day, that I’ll be that one fan

[@eclipserebirth]

The hades shotgun does unlimited damage, it is absolutely goated with the RIZZ

[@Deathmare235]

M14 still clear

[@ldwmemelegend8335]

@Corey Toward bruh

[@MarochiYT]

Sorry bro but ballistic knife is top 1# imo

[@hoodie1355]

As much As im an mp-40 diehard fan I have to agree that if you’re using that gun for anything other than as a point gun then you’re severely overrating how useful it really is

[@1001Bastiano]

Man this just brings back memories... I remember my friends and I banned the Hamr in BO2 when we were playing 4 player split screen because it made such bad frame drops when pack a punched haha, those were the days

[@somregularguy]

If you guys played pre patch BO2 you’d remember how we thought the hamr and the rpd where the reincarnation of the mg42 in WAW zombies

[@luisore7281]

@someregularguy I always felt like it was the successors to the Hk and the RPK from bo1

[@ronaldosorenstein3546]

Based on damage stats alone I believe the banshee is the strongest gun in the game

[@BenjaminForever]

Lex, the Remington shotgun in bo2 one shots to the head until 30+ when upgraded.

[@bowlensage2038]

Don't care still sucks

[@blu4390]

lex can’t headshot so he calls every gun bad 😂

[@Deathmare235]

It’s a fucking shotgun though that’s just mediocre

[@alexbasha0508]

@@Deathmare235 but it isn’t tho… it’s easily better than S12 and Olympia.

[@Deathmare235]

@@alexbasha0508 that means nothing

[@fabioelcazatesoros]

The HVK is statistically the second strongest asault rifle from waw-bo3 (first is FFAR and third is AN94) This is a fact, and is used in speedrunning because of this My favourite AR is the KN44, but HVK is just the strongest objectively

[@AkaPoboy]

m8a7 is the bo2 gun because it was the first weapon we saw in the gameplay trailer, and because it has the same design and camo as many of the killstreaks. probably a lot of other reasons too, but its funny how iconic it is for a weapon almost none of us liked

[@Yamiii144]

@@aidanwhite2894he means the M8A1

[@ibrosyndicate]

Python at rank 41 is criminal, especially for it to be above the executioner. It has the same damage as the WAW .357, the BO 1 python, and the BO 2 New model army. The only difference between the new model army is the new model army has the cylinder reload rather than an individual roind reload. That one aspect alone make the new model army superior and considering its statistally the same otherwise, the python takes the L.

[@eclipserebirth]

Been watching you since I was 12 years old, this high key made my week bro

[@PHDFlopperr]

🤣 bro you scammed all of us with #1 omg

[@eclipserebirth]

@@PHDFlopperr:)

[@NikasInParis_777]

Bros 13 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@eclipserebirth]

@OtterlyNonsensical yes, I'm actually 10 tbh

[@ldwmemelegend8335]

Good job u did it!and I remember when in one of your streams you said you'd never make it

[@Epsilon.17]

Lex’s responses follow a few patterns. The first is almost complete agreement. Once Dingo is put low it becomes “yeah but the dingo is better.” Then it transitions to “where is the VR-11?!?!

[@Someone_1994]

the sliquifier should be up the list because there is a glitch that can fix the weapon to prepatch state for the rest of the round

[@spartanretro]

How do you perform it?

[@noahmesdjian2499]

forgot the ballistic knife? and was the olympia just given #1 for vibes? Love that

[@eclipserebirth]

I ranked the ballistic knife, and it was for the joke

[@Keygentlemen]

@@eclipserebirth shit gets me literally every time. well done

[@eclipserebirth]

@@Keygentlemen :)

[@BennyBoy025]

I think the BO3 dart gun (forgot the name) that revives people was forgotten too.

[@danielirl9252]

Peacekeeper was probably the only weapon that was actually worth buying in a dlc

[@fabioelcazatesoros]

Bro, Banshii upgraded is literally the strongest non wonder weapon in zombies waw-bo3, infinite pierce and it kills on round 70, is in Mark 2 tier

[@prodcrafter69]

Everyone in chat at 9:00 saying a worse sniper yet no one notice how he already ranked the balista lower? Like he cappin

[@aidanwhite2894]

Well the ballista is a starting weapon so it’s not a real weapon

[@user-iq3qj5uk6i]

Python is the same gun as the Remington new model, just different skin

[@tomforce8331]

And a little more damage.

[@burataroll2007]

7:09 Im flabbergasted, since when m16 is on buried, i dont remember it being on buried for some reason

[@TheStonerEvolution420]

That ending was perfect 😂😂

[@Garchompppp]

The Dingo is the best non wonder weapon gun in COD zombies (with the hellion) and they're better than a good amount of wonder weapons too.

[@danielirl9252]

I forgot about how fun using the PDW in MOTD was. MOTD will always be in the top 5 greatest zombie maps of all time. If someone said it was number 1, i wouldn't even feel the need to debate it... despite strongly believing Shadows is the greatest map of all time. DE, Buried and Origins are up there too IMO

[@GregFPS]

This list is wack AF, the HK21 is better than most of the guns on the list. Also the scar-h on origins is really good and destorys panzers but better than the ppsh, probs not.

[@therealeverlade]

Doesn’t even own BO4. Makes this list 😂

[@CodingDuh]

Bo4 is ass

[@therealeverlade]

@@CodingDuh BO4 is good for Zombies players, otherwise I’d agree. Dead of the Night, Tag Der Toten, Ancient Evil, CLASSIFIED, Voyage, IX are some of my favorite Treyarch Zombies maps of all time now

[@milan4real200]

@@revive9132 not really. All non wonderweapons suck ass other than the helion

[@alexbasha0508]

Helion salvo is best wonder weapon 🌝

[@iGotIceInMyRice-s1y]

@@milan4real200 honestly true but the mog, spitfire and strife are like the only guns in the guy that don’t require any attachments to be decent. Everything else and especially the tactical rifles need them. That’s the start of the trend going into CW where attachments really matter.

[@anunusualname5344]

Doesnt the python and the Remington new model army have the same stats?

[@eclipserebirth]

Yes, this is my bad I didn't know until after i made the vid

[@NovaGamez5268]

He’s going to be dumbfounded when he realizes that KZbin is going to take this down because of the new policy

[@eclipserebirth]

Me?

[@xtxnct]

Who's dumbfounded now😂

[@Hollow-ys6wj]

Seems like the only dumb one was you

[@vanvelly]

23:50 Drakons damage was crazy into the 40s but nothing beats that sniper perma perk in bo2 w the SVU you’d get so many fuckin points

[@bonkmeabeab3563]

putting the uzi below the mp5 is criminal, uzi is like THE gun to use on mob because its really good and has 3 wall locations all around the map. theres no reason to hit the box on mob unless you want the ak or death machine, because the uzi is just better than most normal bo2 box guns

[@ChiriGoldenJames]

Can we talk about the HK21 just being an AK-47 with a 10 round mag, big scope, and a few other changes that also has either single shot or semi automatic with how fast you can shoot it

[@IceySpikesPlays]

"No bad guns in BO3" as the MR6 was literally the second pistol named.

[@nowhere280]

me personally i wouldnt include double pap because it would make all bo3 weapons at the top

[@SirRockXIII]

add ballistic knives and revive system back in bo6 pls bro

[@Froggy_frog285]

I would do the fire bow as the worst just because Noah hasn’t done his tutorial

[@ENGINEER.BO2]

PEACEKEEPER IS NOT ONLY ON BO3 . THE FIRST TIME WAS ON BO2 . AND BO4

[@aidanwhite2894]

Zombies, and if we’re being technical that’s the peacekeeper mk2

[@ENGINEER.BO2]

@@jakesnussbuster3565 bro the weapon is :- In BO2 MP BO3 MP & Z ( REV ) BO4 MP & Z ( All MAPS )

[@ENGINEER.BO2]

@@jakesnussbuster3565 So like I don’t know 🤣

[@mockemperor953]

i just wanna say he forgot the nx shadow claws on gk

[@RuneTacticss]

The Remington New Model Army being that far behind the python despite being a very slightly better (And cooler) version of it is a crime

[@dirb4754]

Man legit forgot about the shadowclaws

[@jandaxprss6784]

I used to do the brm wall buy egg on DE. My mind went oooh wall buy LMG, and now the dingo is just the most frequent weapon I see from the box lol.

[@spooky146]

I was once on an ascension game in Bo1 as a kid and say this guy with an fn fal carry the entire team to round 54 and ever since then I wanted to be him

[@spikeimperial]

The fact that its not bo4 sucks cuz the zaewinder lmg papped x4 was my fav for EEs😂 200/600 ammo and ar speed reload

[@The_Swan89]

If he included Cold War, it would be the ray gun before the patch

[@dirtydan2448]

Python is crazy good when packed in bo2 it can 1 shot collat on body shots during round 23. In my opinion its a top ten gun for me.

[@AiRsTrIkExXzZ]

The charge shot of the wind staff does infinite damage. Though I think it’s the initial shot that does it and not the tornado

[@raid6534]

Technically you can get the pre patch sliqufier by shooting that one sign on die rise so it’s sorta on the number one spot

[@joshuacapron8358]

I know I'm late, but I can confirm that the Wind Staff definitely does not do unlimited damage. I've seen it stop zombies dead in their tracks without killing them on the mid to late 20s. It may act like the Thundergun, but it ain't.

[@bluehawaii5066]

Fun fact : BO2 Mustang and Sally used to have 80 in the mag then got nerfed to 40

[@aidanwhite2894]

40 round mag?

[@alancarmona059]

when you think about it the Thunder Gun is a much more suitable name for the Wunderwaff

[@tonio8404]

i always said you could switch the wave guns and the thunderguns’ names and life would be perfectly balanced 😂

[@hunter0161]

Scar is not weak. Just seems like it bc all the powerful shit on origins like staffs, both rayguns, boomhilda, mg08

[@fatfishiv5270]

If we wanna consider double tap 2.0 no bullet weapons from Waw or bo1 should have made it past 70

[@dutchvanderlinde5218]

now you gotta rank them yourself lex please

[@funkypenguin69]

16:56 this made me laugh more than it should've

[@funkypenguin69]

THE MAGnum!?!

[@chancegeiger1546]

@23:28 pack a punch the brecci and it will carry you to round 50 fast. U can have literally 0 zombie skill and this plus jug will make you strong as hell until you cant 2 shot em

[@KrazyLime115]

What people don’t know, the PTRS-41 is an anti-tank rifle, it should not have a scope due to if you were to fire an anti-tank rifle with your eye up to it, you would lose 50% of your vision stats. It’s pitiful that it’s penetrative power is this low…

[@nickr7703]

16:59 out of pocket response from the influencer we are reacting too 😂😂😂

[@jandaxprss6784]

At this point I’ve come to realize this man doesn’t play zombies. To call the wolf bow the similar lesser version of void. What the void is the slightly lesser version of lightning. The wolf is more like a thunder gun with 75 rounds.

[@Reddragon212115]

Did my man forget the ballistic knife?

[@rayfish39p.59]

i like how lex keeps saying this guy is crazy even tho the guy keeps saying his discord made it and that he completely disagrees

[@AjitaniShirasu]

Idc for some of these spots if you don't have an ELO on your Drakon, Locus, and SVG don't talk to me.

[@rj5726]

Is “unlimited damage” like a percentage thing say the brecci had unlimited damage would it be like %__ damage to a zombie?

[@eclipserebirth]

Unlimited damage means that a weapon will kill a zombie no matter how high of a round or how high of health a zombie has.

[@rj5726]

@@eclipserebirth yeah ik that I was just asking if unlimited damage meant it dealt a percentage not just a straight capped, like if a unlimited dmg gun dealt say %33 of zombies full health then it would take 3 shots that’s what I meant.

[@rj5726]

@@eclipserebirth or if unlimited dmg was just an exaggeration and meant it dealt lots of dmg that was capped out.

[@eclipserebirth]

@RJ not exactly sure tbh, I think a % is right

[@thegodfather255]

@@rj5726 I believe how it works that each weapon does a certain amount of damage points, and the zombies increase in those points every round. Eventually the amount of points that a zombie can have caps, so the weapons that can maintain that damage kill infinitely, even tho they don't technically have "infinite damage." So it's not %based, it's point based.

[@urusaii2523]

Dingo being below 48 dredge was the most offensive thing I have ever seen

[@ygorschuma3059]

My guy calling the Executioner the worst revolver when it's literally better in every aspect over the Python made me want to throw my guts up.

[@Ian-4403]

The scar disrespect from Lex makes me sad. The gun does way more headshot dmg than any other AR in zombies especially on BO2

[@heathbulic6574]

Fr it’s like he doesn’t know what he’s talking about

[@thatmemeguy2520]

the last 50 was a bruh moments

[@gabenplznerf1093]

My number 1 would be the ICR if it exists as a wall buy. It always pissed me off people choose the Manowar over the ICR because I’m zombies the ICR did more damage had less recoil and was faster.

[@MadKingIII]

Literally feels like they got all the way to top 30 and then the top 30 is just the guns everyone forgot to put in the game

[@theawesomnes3848]

ICR IS NOT BETTER THAN THE HVK LOOK AT DAMAGE AND AMMO ON PAPER AND PARCTICALLITT HVK IS BETTER IN EVERY WAY

[@Kylra]

Man ranks the war machine higher than some cause its pap version, but not the mauser

[@Cmon_]

That ending 😭 I was waiting till the end for that

[@bennihana27]

The way he slandered the Man-O-War is nothing short of foul

[@Reidlos1773]

I feel like his BO3 rankings didn't include attachments, so things like iron sights weren't included

[@BatmanTheGoat57]

Drakon is op as hell it one shits on high rounds and two shots on like super high rounds it’s op

[@BuddyChy]

The KN is godlike. Especially on DE because it’s right next to Jug

[@khaosking2937]

The KSG is the best true shotgun in cod bo2 but, the Executioner is the best shotgun zombies. And calling the Scar weak is wild

[@krypttt]

the vesper packed with blast furnace is unstoppable bro

[@BigOldBagel]

I definitely remember them nerfing the hammer in bo2 that shit used to hit

[@lewispal4660]

Double Barrel, PPSH and MG42 from world at war are in my opinion the best guns in zombies besides wonder weapons

[@zachbalent1806]

I literally love lex bro😭😭

[@topdog576]

can we talk about how lex made a 13 min vid in a 30 min vid

[@asvp.diiiego326]

“I just got scammed” yea so did we lex😂😂

[@sonicfuture87]

31:55 for the scam.

[@ordnaa]

gorgon does so much damage though. If you on catwalk on soe or giant it was good

[@BSJINTHEHOUSE420]

That #1 is a bigger scam than Logan Paul’s crypto scam.

[@eclipserebirth]

Thats my bad, does this mean im getting cancelled?

[@acescreature7329]

Svu may have wall buy but drakon can get wall ammo with secret shopper 🤣, also alchem, and max ammo gums

[@acescreature7329]

@@OldBenKenobi2318 Ik I meant it as a joke because seceret shopper is an ultra rare mega for some reason

[@geocentric2478]

This is giving me “the best zombies map of all time… kino der toten black ops 1” vibes

[@calebmoore2358]

Im pretty sure there is a way to unpatch the sliquifier

[@iambrad1022]

"M14 over olympia" puts the Olympia #1 THATS FUNNY AF! 🤣🤣

[@grumpygrant4537]

As soon as I saw the dredge over dingo I knew this guy had never played zombies in his life. And also I have no friends

[@splattagus2942]

Weevil and Brm are my absolute favourite bo3 weapons

[@TheNightShade]

He never listed the ballistic knives, so I almost thought for sure that Mofoe was putting it at number one.

[@silverfox-jv1ld]

He put it at number 120

[@Mletto]

Its good to forget about True world watching lex