ranking my WORST interactions with men (HELPPP)

[@cybercriminal3110]

She deserves a medal for understanding that it's not usual for a teenage boy to lift an entire human almost his size. Like everyone expects them to be Clarks Kents, it's so weird

[@bmasonc34]

Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️

[@skult227]

She's great and all but no one deserves a medal for that, it's bare minimum.

[@divyaa4459]

@@skult227 its a joke calm down

[@skult227]

@@divyaa4459 it's not a joke homie, google what a joke is

[@loonyspangles8173]

@@skult227 They don't mean literally give her a medal obviously, they meant it's rare to find someone who actually understands that, and she should be praised for it

[@Elli_e]

alana’s sense of humor is what i NEED in a friendship edit: thank yall for the likes 🤩🫶 god bless ✝️🙏🩷

[@daintyspedup]

REALL

[@ghostt4634]

fr

[@Cowboy_wannabe]

IKR

[@bmasonc34]

@uR_mOm.69. Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️

[@bmasonc34]

@@daintyspedup Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️

[@LeoMcDonald-y9l]

Alana may not be pregnant but she always delivers

[@AlanaLintao]

this made me laugh

[@loonyspangles8173]

LOL

[@gewibit7919]

@@AlanaLintao what did we say about laughing alana?? 😠

[@toffeexedits7]

@@AlanaLintaoi think you mean smirk.

[@azzarashid1989]

@@AlanaLintao *smirk

[@addyacid]

2:08 “when the only thing i was leading was myself out the door” BYE💀💀💀

[@ActualAspect]

Plot twist: she didn’t change their names 🫢

[@AlanaLintao]

FINALLY SOMEONE CRACKED THE CODE. i grew up with joseph biden bro

[@diddydaddy_69]

WAIT WAHT....@@AlanaLintao

[@Ilovefrancolins]

@@AlanaLintaowait wait…why is joe like 114 and ur like 10 years old…(i go by looks)

[@seanalbro3689]

That's why he couldn't lift her​@@Ilovefrancolins

[@TheFlowerofSpades]

Joe Biden ☠️

[@Avol9]

Her first story about thinking it's a joke when people ask you out hits too deep. I remember the first time a girl said she liked me I just laughed cause I thought it was a joke... 2 years later I learned that she actually liked me

[@panicfvx]

A guy tried to set me up with his friend during the fall dance season, and I still don’t know if he wanted to actually go or not💀

[@bmasonc34]

@@panicfvx Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️

[@Kveldred]

well two years later, *_I_* learned that trust is for fools, love is a delusion, and feelings are weakness. haha! 🙂 but I'm not affected by it or anyth ⚙️ *++* _the flesh is weak_ ++ _the machine is strong_ ++ *_Be the Machine_* *++* ⚙️

[@kevinzhang6623]

Lol that's just pathetic, you're a guy and not a fucking chick.

[@Olliemaxx1]

@@Kveldred - Timothy, 12 years old.

[@kuntress]

the need that men feel to drag women down when they don’t do what they want them to is scary

[@user-iw6vf4vl7n]

cause men have been raised to be evil, possessive, sadistic. they don't think with their mind and soul but with their d*cks

[@smileymoe9866]

@adrianramirez6848men more often get away with it without anybody noticing.

[@joannaoduleye4042]

@adrianramirez6848 quite prevelent in men tho

[@damarisc5688]

@adrianramirez6848maybe but most women don’t typically resort to borderline abusive or violent behavior

[@mayya4413]

@adrianramirez6848really ? Look at the data, who is committing most of abuse and violence?

[@nnooeI_]

pov: alana now whenever someone cracks a joke Alana: 😐🫤😏

[@AlanaLintao]

HELPPP OMG

[@Mark_of_Athena]

@@AlanaLintaoyou were ✨Rizztastic ✨

[@Ilovefrancolins]

@@AlanaLintaorizzalicious

[@Gyattttttt11]

@@AlanaLintao your the rizzard of oz

[@evestiktoks]

@@AlanaLintaothe rizzly bear

[@haileyf1551]

"I'm over it... I'm not over it. I'm gonna think about it again later before I go to bed" story of my overthinking life lolll

[@Jacie_edits]

AN ALANA VIDEO A DAY KEEPS THE DEPRESSION AWAY 🤭🤭

[@panicfvx]

FR tho

[@bmasonc34]

@@panicfvx Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️

[@kibbleshour1272]

@@soupy213 AN ALANA VIDEO A DAY KEEPS THE DEPRESSION AWAY BC SHE IS SO SLAY OMG YAY add

[@3776-d8n]

@@kibbleshour1272 lollll

[@RSPSilverBullet]

Frr

[@astroflower]

Seriously wtf?? Every time I've rejected a boy they've always insulted me or spread a ton of rumors about me.

[@32123ABCBA]

Both genders do this 😭

[@jclyntoledo]

​@@32123ABCBAOnly if your teenagers/kids but boys tend to grow up doing that until adulthood or passed it. Whereas girls tend to comfort each other and try to forget the humiliation/shame.

[@shauniepoo]

If you date toxic guys that's what you'll get lmao, it's not about them being boys

[@Lunarbell1]

Jesus christ people are awful

[@pinhopvibe5424]

@@shauniepoohow are you blaming her for what they did😂

[@mia-jm2jx]

alana thinking anyone who says they like her is joking is so relatable 😭

[@twinklymars1914]

when she recreated the smirk i burst out laughing LMAO 😭

[@Cameroonie_1221]

One time there was this boy that made fun of me, and then one day he texted me and told me I was cute. I thought he was joking-since he made fun of me all the time… so I responded and said “Haha” 💀 (He ignored me after that)

[@sethi9917]

💀

[@luvaati]

BULLY LOVE!! WE LOVE THAT

[@vixithespiderling]

you ate him up

[@dxl3naa]

“why are we victim blaming..” IM SOBBING

[@yj8091]

"The only thing I was leading was myself out the DOOR." LMAOOOOOO

[@ainsl3ys]

Alana is so energetic and fun she’s so kind and I loveeeee her videos and always will forever support her!!!

[@SlayLala-qn2qc]

ur pfp is so real

[@bmasonc34]

@@SlayLala-qn2qc Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️

[@alexare6655]

Bro calm down.

[@Hrtfelt11]

bend over💀

[@Cosmos_End]

6:52 Aw heck nah I would just stand there for like 20 minutes then randomly say “chicken nuggies” because I can’t deal with complaments like a normal person-

[@helengrugett]

the last story was actually insane😭like can we ban men from working at modeling agencies instead of banning teenage girls from showing signs of joy

[@titus6341]

It’s not just men it’s the requirements for models…regardless

[@mielipuolisiili7240]

Modelling agencies have pretty inhumane standards in general. The man probably didn't come up with random new standards, but just applied the ones that already existed.

[@artdeco777]

imagine a female run everything, life would be amazing. we could kiss dress codes goodbye

[@ale3for913]

If she wants to make her beauty her profession, people are going to point out her flaws in a professional way. If an average person tries to be a model they'll get turned away at the door. How are they meant to feel? You're risking your self esteem by going into modelling.

[@ibd-mq1lr]

I know thinking is probably hard for you but maybe then dont be a model? You want to be paid thousands just for crawling in front of a camera? Nah if its so bad youre free to go to the coal mine and make an honest living just like the boys. Oh you dont want to? the st fų

[@rachaeld8736]

Living for these cover up names 😂

[@MJisHere1480]

"She's just too heavy 🤕😭" IS ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL 💀💀

[@Lena.S618]

Alana’s energy is everything 😂 I’m so glad I found her channel.

[@blairleano2636]

Alana’s videos are literally everything. I feel bad for those who haven’t watched her before. ❤

[@bmasonc34]

Jesus loves you all so so much and you don’t get to Heaven or get saved through good works, but you DO get saved/get to Heaven through fully trusting in Jesus with all of your heart, mind and soul as your personal Lord and personal Savior, accepting Him into your heart, soul and life/giving Him your whole heart, and surrendering everything to God. You should also repent(having a change of mind about your sins) and THEN turn fully from your sins and worldly things and desires and turn fully to God and go all in with God!!💕♥️♥️♥️

[@whostvisha]

Alana is honestly SOO funny, your sense of humor is top notchhh

[@Leeknowsss129]

The fact that Alana is a swiftie makes me so happy omg

[@taylorsversion1433]

PLEASE I TRYING NOT TO CHOKE ON MY WATER 4:50

[@AlexandraSolon-v9b]

I love Alana she is so effortlessly funny my day had been MADEEE

[@galileestevens]

as a dancer who has experienced the pas de deux embarrassment, that story felt personal 😂 also as a 6-foot-tall girl the weight thing is such a weak dance boy thing

[@zachdirects]

I relate. There was a girl that worked with my mom under a program that was part of my high school and I showed up one day to my moms work and she came up to me and asked me to prom, and I got scared laughed a little and ran off when she started telling her friends what it would be like to kiss me. We ended up being friends, catching feelings, and breaking each others heart. I seem to fumble the bag lol.

[@ourhaven]

Wow emotional rollercoaster

[@latinexus]

i can't relate to that at all because it's so specific

[@zachdirects]

@@latinexus Yeah and she still lives a street over from me.

[@latinexus]

@@zachdirects oof, small world. i can relate to that.

[@CharlotteStanton]

Alana inspires me to truly be my best self. without her funny content and motivational talk in her videos, I wouldnt be who I am today. Thank you so much!!! Also i NEEEEED a haircare tutorial

[@sky.b.08]

alana u fr help me to feel more comfortable in my own skin , i really appreciate what u do on this channel :)) ilysm , keep being you !!

[@Bri.annaj23]

I love Alana so much she makes my day so much better I swear

[@charlotteyoung9578]

alana you are actually the funniest person ever you always make me so happy and make my day😭😭

[@amryna.a]

3:36 HELPP WHAT IN THE WATTPAD STORY? 😭

[@beepboop8276]

Alana I had the worst day I was taking Finn’s advice seriously and not smiling but then I saw this video and I giggled a lot. Thanks for always lifting my mood with your videos ❤

[@pyrsandashep5701]

Ok but literally Alana’s smile is beautiful 🫶🏻

[@nataniyabezabeh3285]

Love her humor and the way she’s funny and makes jokes so fast 😭

[@d3ppy_1n_w0nderl4nd]

we have the EXACT SAME sense of humor i love your channel sm, pretty sure i've binged like half your videos in the last 24 hours

[@I.L.N.R]

My face when Alana posted was just so happy 8:19 I do the same thing lmao like I have looks that say phrases and it’s kinda weird lmao like fore example one of them say “what the fuck?”

[@SCARAA592]

4:29 ur too weak, i aint heavy, u are WEAK 🧍🏽‍♂️

[@FillTheCanvas]

Jesus loves you! :)

[@ChelseaCornelia-d5c]

Alana is literally the funniest person I’ve ever seen 😂 love your videos 🫶

[@aubreydean19]

Alana is the best friend I need. Her energy gives me more happiness then any energy drink ever would

[@Lifewasawillow153]

Alana's energy and humor are whats keeping me alive rn

[@bloossil]

1:35 Alana this guy complimented my chinese hand writing and i just laughed in his face bc i didnt know how to say thank you😭😭😭

[@Starswithstars]

NO CUZ SAME HOW THE F-CK DO PEOPLE SAY THANK YOU

[@TobyKfan]

I love how she never curses and she’s so optimistic about literally everything keep the Contant going💗💗

[@georgeofhamilton]

Based.

[@user13033]

5:48 Taylor Swift’s Daughter 😭✋

[@TheOriginal-CoolKid]

fr

[@latifailma]

Alana omfg I am obsessed with ur videos , they are so freaking addicting😭😭😭

[@Emma_Kate_]

YES A NEW ALANA VIDEO, IM SCREAMING, CRYING, DYING, AND COMING BACK TO LIFE TO WATCH THIS VIDEO!!!

[@Pawgina_]

My day was going soooo bad, and now I saw the notification from een new video of you and that made my day soooo much better. Love you Alana❤️

[@JesusIsKing154]

The T swizzle references😂 6:09

[@taylorsversion1433]

PLEASE 8:10

[@josharden6793]

Honestly I feel bad for the guy in the second story because he wasn't trying to call you fat or anything, probably didn't even hear himself until after the damage was already done

[@rekhapathak7720]

her taylor swift posters in the backround r soooo cuteeeee ily sm alana

[@youdontknowme116]

4:56 got me WHEEZING 💀💀

[@TheOriginal-CoolKid]

"which are all skill issues 🙄🥱"

[@Mary-T35T4]

0:34 me, 18 years old having never had a romantic experience in my whole entire life: 😶

[@aviva5873]

alana ur eye makeup is slaying right now wth

[@LucyHowe-b5h]

“Brother dearest” Omg god that made me die!!!! You are the Funniest person I’ve ever seen!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@MerpYT]

12 year olds having boyfriends. Meanwhile me getting married in kindergarten 😂

[@helpplol]

girl ur literally my fav yt channel this totally cheered me upp

[@paytonmccready4346]

PLEASE THE HAIR IS EVERYTHING

[@Artemis_the_gremlin64]

It’s giving cottage core fairy princess picnic time 🌹🌺🦋🌷🌟💫🌻🌼🧚🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️🐉🧌🧺

[@yourdad8224]

Every conversation I've had with men is the worst.

[@KashishK]

I pretty much binge watched alana's channel when I was dying of cramps and I rank that as number one best thing to do👏

[@nabihajassat8773]

Ur so freaking talented, funny n underrated like istg Ilysm Alana you r my comfort channel 🫶🫶

[@azzarashid1989]

literally ethereal, sense of humor is immaculate and ur so 1989

[@ilovefrankoceansosomuch]

she’s so fearless tv

[@Allaboutbarbiedolls]

Your stories make me feel so much better 😂

[@marissamahan]

HELPPP 7:49 IM DYINGGG

[@alexyssaubrie1606]

Who can smile without getting smile lines? Is that even possible?

[@je_suis_calme_13]

1:17 the voice crack i can't

[@Allison0951]

No joke you are the best KZbinr ever you are the only KZbinr that I look forward to watching your videos they are ACTUALLY fun to watch ILYSM❤❤

[@emmasch]

The idea of Alana being asked out as a joke is actually crazy to me

[@violetsmith9426]

This channel my favourite thing to watch after discovering it, alana is just too funny, fr tho i'll be waking my parents up at night from laughing so much. All worth it tho

[@BoredCapturer]

*Girl done got the entire carton 💀💀💀*

[@sparkle_aesthetic]

finding this channel is the best thing that happend to me these last couple of years. Her vidoes always make me smile on a sad day

[@s3rving6unt]

Ok not Alana being absolutely gorgeous and being only asked out as a joke ❤

[@Bayanic_]

“When the only thing i was leading was myself out the door” LMAOOOOO

[@josie982]

i love alana so much she’s hilarious 🫶🫶🫶

[@Skibidiiznut827]

4:55 the dramatic music yall😭

[@pawfae]

alana, i was supposed to do my homework when you made me burst out laughing 💀 your humor is just on a different level LOL

[@luv4molly]

you have become my fav new ytber i swear anything that comes out of ur mouth is so funny ilysm girly

[@Idkwhatmyusernameshouldbe17]

I literally binged all of Alana’s videos in a day so I was waiting for this upload 😭🙏

[@ECLIPWZE..]

“im not supposed to talk abt it, but what am i going to do? not tell you guys?” I LOVE U

[@RachaelBrowne]

Alanas is one the most underatted youtubers out there she's so funny pretty and amazing she needs way more recognition 💗 💞

[@fake.mirandaa]

literally the most funniest and underrated youtuber on this app

[@tiktokweirdo5918]

7:40 fashion famous be like😂

[@lofi.marshmallow]

we NEED a part 2!

[@vvs1utz]

YESSSS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ALANA TO POST AGAINNNNNN

[@rachaeld8736]

Alana uploaded the day is saved!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🩷🩷

[@soojinthesenorita]

Hi alana, idk if youre aware but theres a youtuber called just sharon who just posted a video very similar to this one, same title, same thumbnail, everything. I just wanted you to know and have a look tysm love you gurl 🩵

[@ria_pookie]

'....which are all skill issue'- alana SHE GOT ME LAUGHING HARDDDDD 😂😂😂 4:58

[@leilamat08]

I’ve been binging your videos all week! I love your vibe so much you’re so funny.

[@camLu-pi9iu]

I LOVE HOW SHE STILL USES HER “who is Alana?” SONG ITS SUCH A BANGER

[@selin655]

Alana's defo one of my new fav youtubers

[@CuteKawaiiRoblox]

I love your videos and humor Alana! It's makes my day when you post 💖

[@Justme_goose]

Omg Bro Alana’s Videos make my day SO MUCH BETTER ITS CRAZY! AND SHES SO RELATABLE AND AMAZING AND FUNNY AND BEAUTIFUL AND MY IDOL !

[@zaynab5462]

nah the second one would have made me cry

[@CherryBlossom-jy7wo]

bro i just woke up and i was blessed with alana posting and this video is so relatable

[@juliaswift13]

alana literally never fails to make me smile

[@anni_132]

BACKGROUND IS ON POINT ALANA!!

[@rachaeld8736]

OMG YOUR MAKE UP LOOKS SO PRETTY 🤩🤩🫶🏻🩷🩷

[@Kiley10]

How did you comment so early ❤❤❤❤

[@rachaeld8736]

@@Kiley10bestie privileges 🩷🩷🫶🏻

[@hriburajkumar6556]

omg I luv it when yall are in videos togetherrr ❤️❤️

[@REAl_unicorn-x4z]

Why is Alana such a relatable queen