Ranking Playables I Could Beat In A Fight - The Isle Evrima Discussion

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[@goldfishmentality]

No one will ever beat Minmi

[@halfslyced]

@@goldfishmentality minmi on top 🙏

[@MrTickles445]

I’m gonna touch you both, minmi can lick the dirty off my feet

[@acronym6837]

Minmi on top 🗿

[@szybkidzidzius7258]

minmi the goat

[@TheKingMinmi]

As the King of the Minmis I must speak for my people, And I must say that minmi could solo the whole roster and would have no problem clapping half sliced (no offense Half) #minmiontop

[@therealkingfisher.]

Blud has been on an insanely consistent content streak, the absolute mad lad

[@Misto_deVito6009]

Galli is an ostrich. You are NOT choking an ostrich

[@halfslyced]

i got big hands

[@TheKingofCoral]

I would fuck up a galli small head

[@max.thecarno]

@@halfslyced thanks for making me laugh today

[@TheTrendyFish]

Bro, you are not beating a ptera or a galli in a fight. A ptera is as big as a man and could just impaile you instantly. Also, a galli is bigger than an ostrich, one kick, and you're getting sent to the golden gates. And minimi would just melt your flesh off at a single glance

[@emilianjacobsson6303]

just so you know ptera is around the size of a big dog and they weight around 30-40kg so he still probaly lose

[@Crakinator]

Ur wrong about ptera but yeah galli is one-shotting and minmi isn’t even giving him a chance

[@TheTrendyFish]

@emilianjacobsson6303 If we're talking about the isle, ptera is just shy of 6 feet, and in irl, ptera was 6 feet or over. But I'll use the isles version as an example. It's the height of a great dane with a broad sword for a mouth, if you ran up to it, it would either take off in the air and just peck you to death or it would run up to you and just impail you. Also, apparently, pterosaurs could punch with their powerful front limbs so it could just wind you and then peck you to death. People really underestimate pterosaurs 💀

[@TheTrendyFish]

@Crakinator No Isle player is beating any dinosaur or pterosaur, let's be honest 💀

[@emilianjacobsson6303]

@@TheTrendyFish sometimes i hate google so 1st time when I searched it sayd ptera weight around 30kg and is around 40-60cm(1-2 feet) and now when I search in google it says 300kg and its around 3m so yeah ptera irl finna bully us but the isle 1 is diffrent as it weights 45kg and 20N bite force

[@daniloverr]

Chiile anyway so, People seen to forget that beipi is no large dog, it is a 90 kilos bipetal (you mostly will get hit in vital areas) with strong arms with daggers, so its either fair fight both serious hurt or slow death 4 sure ! Not to mention Galli, tripple size ostrich (who actually have killed people) #respect4omnivores

[@granddooku]

Galli is an ostrich but twice the size, its gg

[@GEK0dev]

1:42 My dude if it hit you in the pelvis you would split in two Also in no world are you beating a Gallimimus, They are a lot bigger than you think

[@utahraptofan582]

if we're talking about the isle's spino in evrima if you've seen the concept art there's a teno getting picked up and its head being ripped of so ye a pretty brutal death ngl

[@halfslyced]

@@utahraptofan582 one of the worst ones, fr

[@utahraptofan582]

Nah taco haunts my nightmares

[@Parrot21-xs2ju]

Wonderful fact: Australian aboriginals coexisted with megalania, therefore sometime, somewhere, a poor person had to go through that agonising death.

[@Softlydemonic]

I honestly think a galie could kill you with one kick cause ostriches emus are like galies and have been known to kill people

[@6ethr]

bro I was falling asleep and 12:13 scared the shit out of me

[@halfslyced]

@@6ethr I was waiting for somebody to mention that 💀

[@adamtruong1759]

One thing to keep in mind is that Cassowaries have the strength to kill by kicking and splitting open a person's chest, and they're on average 100 lbs (~130 lb on the higher end) and ~5.6 feet tall.

[@halfslyced]

😭

[@jens-peterkline3495]

Bro thinks he can beat Galli 💀

[@DragoLeotaurn]

God I think you’d probably die from the shock of being snapped in two by a deinosuchus

[@BlaiseHabeck]

37 seconds ago is wild, also i love your content, keep it up!

[@johndasalty111]

Some woman got disemboweled by an anteater once with one swing. Beipi is twice the size and has much longer claws. That thing would annihilate you

[@PlaceriasIF]

6:26 Well, if you annoy a sauropod enough, it will probably send you back to the present with a kick or its tail XD

[@T_N1TE]

I LOVED YOUR VIDEO, can you recreate it but you have a gun and maybe some armour?

[@halfslyced]

Il see what I can do

[@ImaStego]

My Toxic Trait is thinking I could win against all of them at once.

[@halfslyced]

The indomitable human spirit

[@lucassam1324]

@@halfslyced Hey I am a big fan I really hope you are having a great day thanks for the upload ❤❤

[@0wonder]

@@halfslycedPOV:Me pulling up on the dinosaurs with a nuke strapped to my chest to show exactly why they went extinct and still are

[@hpjive]

Galli, troodon, and beipi are all in fair fight in my opinion. Cause troodon is actually heavy enough to pin most humans. And cassowary’s are considered the world’s most dangerous bird and galli is literally 3x the size of it and faster. And beipi is just a sea wolverine and those fools be punching up all the time np. So while you maybe wouldn’t die from these 3 you’ll most likely not really win either

[@jens-peterkline3495]

One kick from Galli and your innards are outards. Beipi would also disembowl us, they're fast as fuck, and weigh almost 200 pounds. Troodon is the only one that's actually possible.

[@hpjive]

@@jens-peterkline3495 yes 👍

[@charlieandstuff7305]

@@jens-peterkline3495 venom would kill you but yea you could probably win as long as it doesnt bit you then run off to let you slowly succumb to its venom

[@Lethanyr]

I'm not sure about refreshing, but its certainly a new approach to tierlists.

[@dinocraft1204]

With Anky I think you could jump on its back and just start gouging it’s eyes out. You wouldn’t kill it but I’d consider that a win if he can’t hit or see you

[@halfslyced]

@@dinocraft1204 prehistoric problems, require prehistoric solutions

[@TheTrendyFish]

Didn't anky have armoured eyelids?

[@dinocraft1204]

@@TheTrendyFish I can’t imagine it would be hard to lift them open

[@TheTrendyFish]

@dinocraft1204 I don't think you would have time before it shakes you off

[@acronym6837]

You better pray you don’t cross a taco bro, have you seen the footage of dudes getting mauled by one before it got deleted. They even hired hackers to delete the footage from other websites it was that gruesome

[@odysseasioakeim16]

a galli comparing it to it nerved version ostritch would murder any human in the world

[@FieryRed_BE]

you really are underestimating some sizes, dryosaurus and hypsilophodon, even troodon, they are quite big in comparison to an adult, which i assume you are. you can’t just drop kick a dryo to death, those things have sharp beaks and could so some serious damage!

[@ThePooPoo-xb2yv]

saw the title and was like "oooh no" UR NO- U MOST LIKLY NOT HIM

[@halfslyced]

Not who ? 🧐

[@primalboi96]

@@halfslycedu are NOT HIM

[@mattakaramel]

i fw heavy

[@primalboi96]

“This is my gun” 👍

[@brexxes]

Well, have you ever been attacked by an animal? I mean a serious attack where it means life or death? 😅 I can assure you a 30kg dog will get you in big trouble if he's determined to get rid of you bot to mention a dog with 50kg... Even with a muzzle they are able to break your ribs. Human are just weaponless meatballs compared to most animals. We underestimate them alot since we got technology to keep us save.

[@primalboi96]

50 is more than me

[@raccon1007]

Off topic but are the devs playing on adding back the na servers been trying to get on for a week but the q times are so fking ridiculous i dont know cuz banned from discord

[@stephanwagner6189]

The only one I (172 cm tall and 49 kg lol) could barely win against is Troodon. Or maybe Ptera. Dryo is way to bulky, Minmi would just ignore me. Oh, and Compy of course.

[@stephanwagner6189]

Where can I make this Tierlist myself?

[@razorsc]

*MINMI ON TOP*

[@halfslyced]

LIKE A HURRICANE

[@stephanwagner6189]

MINMI ON TOP, MINMI ON TOP, TODAY

[@Spider-r6d]

You do realize dryo is the size on a horse

[@halfslyced]

Yeah but my pure hatred for dryo would overpower its physical strength

[@emilianjacobsson6303]

no way you beating a bebi have you seen those claws it will rip out your heart and eat it infront of you

[@Gigi4u]

Man Pterodon deserves batter even the stupid rat Pterosaurs can kill them quickly. Hope Quetzalcoatlus dosint suffer the same fate as Pterodon. I really hope it is strong enough to take out Raptors and Gallimimus sized animals so it can be a true terror of the skys.

[@halfslyced]

I hope not... Quetz better be one of the most intimidating things in the game

[@Whiplash-916]

3K subs subs

[@stephanwagner6189]

Dryo irl weighs 800 pounds. You do know that, right?

[@TheRealCARCHARO]

Doesnt in the game tho

[@stephanwagner6189]

​@@TheRealCARCHAROFair

[@LiterallyGoku.]

Bro pls change your channel name I saw a cow cut in half when trying to find your channel 😭

[@halfslyced]

Hol up bro what 💀

[@Darth_Critikal]

Why is bro trying to protect their identity like a cartel member? At least we know he's not black 🤣🥸

[@halfslyced]

"at least we know he's not black" ayo? 🧐

[@stephanwagner6189]

I really hope the only apexes they will add are only Trike, Rex, Giga and Shant. The rest is overkill. Carcha and Acro are too similar to Rex and Giga, Bary fits the Fisher nische better than Spino, Sucho is not even needed. Really, I cannot express my hate on Spino here. It would be slower than Bary in water and irl, even an Allo or two Ceras would no diff clap it irl. It is not even an apex, just a big Fisher. Dunno why everyone wants to have it.

[@halfslyced]

Have you seen the isle evrimas spino model? Prob gonna weigh more than 10 tons and it's claws are as big as horses. It is definitely not getting trifled with by a couple of ceratos or allos

[@bokadam2851]

@@halfslycedno shits its gonna be more than 2 ton 💀 thats nothing

[@halfslyced]

@@bokadam2851 my b I thought I typed 10. It's gonna be more than 10

[@stephanwagner6189]

​@@halfslycedYes, but it would feel so weird if it was a land predator. If we are being realistic, any Carnivore with a bit bite force and a bit aim would just need to target it's neck and that's it. Plus like I said we are gonna get Giga and Rex as Apexes which play differently. How will they make Spinos combat unique. And how will they allow Deino and Bary to dodge Spino?

[@stephanwagner6189]

Plus I said in real life. In real life it would get clapped by an Allo or two Ceras.

[@GrowOZ]

Did you just assume the Dinosaurs genders?

[@halfslyced]

Yes

[@enzity4504]

my guy galli is literally stronger than austro and does more damage than omni raptor

[@halfslyced]

If I was added into the game I would do more damage than a rex fr

[@Daily-PE]

Galli would be a fair fight, it weighs 440 lb one, maybe two kicks you are dead but you could tackle it from it from the side and go for the neck. Imagine fighting a slightly heavier ochridge.

[@Gamartt]

i beat rex only with my finger

[@halfslyced]

@@Gamartt bro solos

[@DogDigLuss]

He's white???

[@halfslyced]

@@DogDigLuss IM WHITE???

[@DogDigLuss]

@@halfslyced I'm kidding, you're obviously African-American 👀... (somewhere)

[@Random_110]

Idk about teno man. Its kick looks kinda weak, i could prob take it

[@SmurphyMurph]

I would beat Half

[@halfslyced]

Probably

[@spookZ43]

There still dinosaurs =/

[@Ghostsise]

man go do videos about some other game, this is just sad

[@halfslyced]

@@Ghostsise bro took the vid too seriously 💀🙏

[@stephanwagner6189]

Go watch something else

[@TheRealCARCHARO]

Nuh uh

[@primalboi96]

So do you disagree? With the list? Do u not think… he’s HIM