Describing the earth crystal as burnt but then putting it on the spicy side of sweet instead of the bitter side filled me with unknowable rage
@theriomorphus3 ай бұрын
this is unhinged i love it so much
@MissMinnichan3 ай бұрын
Thank you for nourishment, parent.
@caitlynstarrparrish3 ай бұрын
Happy Pride to my fellow distinguished queer nonbinarys 🎉🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
@rubyblack72403 ай бұрын
happy pridemonth:)
@MagicAnimalStudio3 ай бұрын
🎉Gay Wrath Month🎉
@catbatrat17603 ай бұрын
0:38 "I know what I am doing, and I know it's not smart, but that is not going to stop me." * sigh * I wish I couldn't relate to this so much... -_-
@buttercuup023 ай бұрын
Frozen tear definitely looks like a wintergreen tic tac
@eden22.73 ай бұрын
"im a real bitch i would smoke cigarettes." obsessed.
@eden22.73 ай бұрын
i also love a QUALITY matcha latte.... im obsessed with matcha. all matcha...... i also have the cilantro soap gene. love your videos
@dreamoasis81783 ай бұрын
i need to eat prismatic shards theres no way they dont taste like sour gummy worms
@BigBadSkullBoss3 ай бұрын
I have finally synced up with the Salem Hive Mind and I've been playing stardew for like 30 hours in 5 days. Thank you for inadvertently supporting my normal behaviour.
@watchwisteriagrow3 ай бұрын
I mean this in the best way possible, I could listen to you talk about nonsense for a very, very long time.
@miladennys3 ай бұрын
Funny that the prismatic shard reminded you of getting a stardrop from Haley because she is the only one that hates them😂
@MatrixTheKitty3 ай бұрын
14:13 "which would be like sweet and very slightly spicy" *proceeds to place the baryte at very spicy/somewhat sweet* i don't think salem understands how graphs work
@moonseraph993 ай бұрын
this is soooo abigailcore
@SkullBoy3243 ай бұрын
For those of you who also want to consume minerals, might I reccomend either Mineral Drinks or Snack Anything on the stardew valley nexus? You can either make some tasty opal wine or just crunch on some topaz
@user-lx5me5ej2e3 ай бұрын
A couple fun geology facts: Amethyst is a variety of quartz Tigers eye occurs when quartz replaces asbestos, maintaining the thin stringy appearance while being lustrous
@CamTheGalaxy3 ай бұрын
Happy belated/early/perfectly on time birthday
@mothernature5213 ай бұрын
This is exactly what I needed to know.
@clemente_013 ай бұрын
the way they talk calmly but also aggresively about the cinammon+mint combination is beyond me😭
@zigzaag13693 ай бұрын
crunchy frozen tears
@happywithsugar73943 ай бұрын
yoba bless new Salem Stardew video
@happywithsugar73943 ай бұрын
ALSO IF YR BIRTHDAY IS TODAY ME TOO HBD 🎉🎉🎉
@daymare03 ай бұрын
@@happywithsugar7394 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
@onnivinpelzel63683 ай бұрын
This is ridiculous and I adore you for it
@crescentsrolls15073 ай бұрын
This was amazing to watch. I loved every moment.
@paevepailbrack68993 ай бұрын
I have yet to think of something that I wouldn't listen to you talk about with rapt attention, your voice is like crack to me
@SurveyorProductions3 ай бұрын
making sure you ranked opal correctly. thank you for not letting my down.
@Sanisgillon3 ай бұрын
I never knew I needed this video in my life. But I did. I really did.
@moaugello6647Ай бұрын
Hi omg I was so excited to find another queer/nonbinary KZbinr bc most of the content I watch unfortunately comes from str8 white men and THEN I texted my oldest friend, Amy McDonald this video and was like yeah that’s my friend Salem and I had no idea???? Crazy coincidence maybe all 3 of us can be friends one day idk but keep up the good work :)
@hasmikkhachunts17413 ай бұрын
Ok so sweet=tasty and salty=yikes? As a person who likes savory things more, I’m totally offended 🤣🤣
@mothernature5213 ай бұрын
Ah yes. Finally someone with my own flavor of insanity
@OpalSpring3 ай бұрын
I would eat a Frozen Tear all day every day.
@OzzyII3 ай бұрын
now this is the content i've been lacking
@helloofthebeach3 ай бұрын
This would be so much worse/better with a third soft/crisp dimension
@neptunekalka15763 ай бұрын
This is ridiculous. Oh wait, I meant hilarious. Either way, I need more.