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[@josephduckmanton]

RIP Eagle Boys Pizza

[@LukeKidgell]

Coleslaw ruined an entire franchise, Glad the Colonel isn't around to see this

[@StinginRogerr]

Fuck the colonel

[@Filmandmusicdegenerate]

Strongly disagree Luke it’s actually nice and you’ve probably never tried it also you need Reuben back to correct Keehlans spelling

[@HOTD108_]

What if you just don't order the Coleslaw?

[@DavidRowe34]

I feel like all this tier list was missing was "Kebabs" just a catergory called kebabs cause its definitely fast food :P just not a chain haha

[@LukeKidgell]

Perhaps a "late night food, Tier list" is needed

[@jasonkelly7848]

ali baba…

[@nikjost3137]

I think youre made for this. 1 and a half video is way better than when you did 2 videos a week

[@henrymurphy7719]

Loved how high energy and chaotic this one was. Looking forwards to the other main channel vids!

[@nickbarker1616]

the boys summed up maccas pretty well. yeah its not great, but its always there for you. you can rely on maccas

[@Cheeeeeezz]

Sounding off Dominos $5 value range is an unreal food/cost ratio no matter how average the meal is. Also believe you might be thinking about Eagle Boys pizza at the end there Luke

[@tangiers365]

pizza hut does 2 for 1 tuesday atleast here in adelaide, ridiculous value

[@orionridin4074]

It's been nice knowing you both

[@Rygoat]

There actually was a "Pizza Haven" in Australia but that just flat out vanished some time (I just googled and apparently Eagle Boys actually bought out Pizza Haven)

[@bkhunter8438]

Red rooster has been rated way too highly. HJs could probably get bumped up a tier

[@youraveragebinchicken6807]

Yeah. HJs should always be at least one tier above Maccas

[@sejroar8068]

pull your head in and get a HJ at least once in your life

[@ryanmann1416]

As a former KFC employee, it’s ranges from god tier to chicken imp tour, due to oil used to cook it, how long it’s been in the cabinet for, but fully agree coleslaw is aids same with the shaker salad. Red Rooster for me, is something that you only go to when there is nothing good around, before the big three came to my town, red rooster was the go to and it’s alright to have at Brisbane airport in the early morning

[@nathanpyne7258]

Luke, you are thinking of Eagle Boys

[@LukeKidgell]

I have no idea what this is, is this in relation to pizza discussion?

[@nathanpyne7258]

@@LukeKidgell Yes, it is, at the end you were trying to name the other pizza place that shut down

[@LukeKidgell]

@@nathanpyne7258 Oh were thinking of Pizza Haven. It may have just been popular in Melbourne. I've never heard of eagle boys

[@nathanpyne7258]

@@LukeKidgell Eagle Boys must of been NSW/QLD thing then, pretty much match the description too, all goods

[@flylikeabowtie]

I used to love Zambrero, but then back in 2016, my local changed owners and it went to dog shit and I haven’t eaten in in 6 years. Their “guacamole” was just chunks of underripe unseasoned avocado and it was disgusting.

[@lordisaac]

sounds a bit rough there in the guacamole department...

[@nninjacow9]

Red rooster is the only fast food chain in aus worthy of god tier. It always has, and always will be the best.

[@prestonjd04]

No

[@MythOne-fr7cx]

some jokes shouldn't be made

[@M077Y]

I knew someone who worked there; their boss came in one night(not scheduled to), told them to STFU, emptied the safe then bundied. Dunno if they got caught, but my mate kept working there for awhile after.

[@nj0377]

Oporto is the most underrated Australian fast food place and nobody can tell me otherwise.

[@sejroar8068]

facts oporto should have had its own seperate tier

[@SunZapper400]

Love to see the signature noise back in action

[@LukeKidgell]

I do it for the fans

[@planktonic-larvae]

I would say schnitz would be in god tier 10 years ago, but now their parmas are tiny and it's ruined the place.

[@minksrule2196]

Love both the outfits in this video

[@mattroome123]

“Cheesy crust, get a job” plot twist I work at dominos

[@kieran7675]

Can't judge Australian KFC but KFC in the UK is absolutely elite, no coleslaw on any burgers at all

[@Land0fAsh]

Depending on the restaurant, Red Rooster can actually be pretty good these days. I'd give those good places a B.

[@innesgibson6181]

With Dominos, it was the only good cheap option where I lived and I actually really enjoyed it. Thin ‘n’ crispy + BBQ meat lovers was always fantastic and for some reason it’s different to other dominos. And considering it’s price, it’s pretty good. The only other pizza places near where I lived where some cheap shitty pizza and an overpriced Italian restaurant and dominos was cheap enough and good enough

[@uncleathu]

Just sounding off I'm here for the dominos slander that place sucks

[@cerealspiller6168]

If you knew how to customize a dominos pizza, it was decent for $5. Although, they've taken away the options that I liked, and increased the prices. I can't confidently recommend anything on their menu anymore.

[@zanic3947]

There also use to be pizza haven, eagle boys

[@oliverj.cheese6495]

There is a dominos near where I live and it's really damn good. I live in canada.

[@jackmurton1784]

Meg is a pickle fiend hahahahaha

[@xr6lad]

He probably has a small pickle

[@HarryOlner420]

Pizza Hut dine in all you can eat was elite

[@Ally_Gilmore]

Every town has their own local pizza place and it's always better than domino's

[@AkiGames093]

Reminder to update de channel banner to the new schedule

[@f.7838]

The other pizza place was called Eagle Boys

[@Ally_Gilmore]

At Scouts some evenings everyone brings $4 and we then go to domino's that's a 200m walk. That's dinner sorted

[@josephduckmanton]

I'm gonna make an executive call: **RING RING** "Hello, is this CEO of Apple, Tim Cook?"

[@gateway71]

here in the UK dominoes is legit really good, like A tier fast food

[@m4zzza980]

never been to schnits and never been to zambraros

[@xr6lad]

Most places post Covid stink with young staff that just don’t care anymore; they’ve cut back on staff often and serving sizes are smaller.

[@djaussiekid]

Pizza Hut had THE best Chicken Wings I swear, and then they got rid of the Chipotle sauce and immediately joined the Imp tour.

[@thedrifter5531]

boost is the stuff you get when there isn't a wendy's

[@thekidski_]

Guzman is fkn god tier zambreros should be chicken imp tier

[@Blokniper]

Bump!

[@crypticutopia7228]

Both should be chicken imp tier. Guzman is gross and Zambreros messes up my stomach and ruins my day

[@davidanderson5372]

Guzman is way above Zambrero

[@batchmotorsport]

Is Oliver's Australia wide? We had one here for less then 6 months. Then a kebab shop opened in that building

[@WeAreFourJokers]

Just sounding off, feel like there was a distinct lack of Keehlan in this. Surely this is his field of expertise

[@idontknow-re9dx]

KFC is the epitome of fast food: it's good while it lasts

[@KYCDK]

hungry wolves is a great pizza, local to the central coast, if you ever come here, go to terrigal, it's great

[@JESmusicguy]

But what tier is Subway??

[@emilywilson9545]

i work for a dominos, and i goddamn agree with it all 💀

[@sav6955]

My view on Maccas depends on my fries. If they're soggy my day is ruined and I wanna verbally abuse the bloke at the frying machine.

[@2koz]

eagle boyzzzz is the pizza place we all forgot

[@yesnomaybe9559]

Oporto are amazing

[@aurora_skies_]

I gotta agree that Schintz is S tier, soooo good

[@nathanshaw1382]

Like you’re thinking of Eagleboys pizza!!!

[@nedk2686]

Pizza capers?

[@klweth5439]

Hey boys. Where does subway stand. No rating in the vid

[@byron5306]

Perth kfc fucking slaps assuming you know which kfc to go to Also semi regional maccas at 2am is great as they have to cook everything fresh at 2am

[@forg8769]

problem with KFC is that the chips are fucking soggy and have a shit tone of seasoning to make up for it, not great. popcorn chicken is pretty fuckin' good though

[@namesR2mainstream]

You didnt do Subway?

[@Handro_]

Just sounding off. Domino's in America must be very different because it's the best pizza for the price over here. And that's including the $5 pizza plus soda meal at little Cesars. Domino's just make good pizza.

[@spiritentity2997]

i agree with this 100%

[@Dazablaze]

I’m not about to defend Domino’s, but you guys did Grill’d dirty

[@prestonjd04]

Absolutely

[@shootatsquare]

Definitely A tier. If they didn't charge extra for chip sauces, they'd be God tier

[@buttbuttyawn3280]

Grill'd falls into the same category as fast food pizza - you can pretty much find a local burger joint within 5 or 10 minutes drive that'll destroy Grill'd

[@leeroyliamvanbreda9370]

What about mad mex

[@FlexHunt]

Schnitz is chicken imp tour

[@BrainHealth-]

Country viewer. I have no idea of half of them. And what’s Uber eats ? (I do know. We don’t even have taxis to get a sneaky order).

[@kyleavery6372]

mcdonalds is good for 1 thing: free water

[@Rygoat]

I had KFC today and it somehow took only a half hour before it felt like my intestines were filled with microwaved ball bearings

[@Rygoat]

but I'd still probably go KFC again over McDonalds

[@TyroneOne]

I didn’t know Wendy’s was in Australia, have not tried schnitz, sombrero or Guzman y Gomez either

[@australianwi-fi]

It's not Wendy's Wendy's, it's some shitty thing i've only seen in food courts. Worst hotdogs you'll ever have in your life.

[@Chopper1392]

Schnitz for the Parmis but far out, if that wasnt god tier enough, they sell beers🤯 All be it generally shitty and expensive beers but beers none the less!

[@MiVa1177]

Sounding off fellas, as a domino's employee, pizza is chicken imp tour but the chicken and deserts are an A or B tier.

[@crypticutopia7228]

Maccas should be God tier. Crispy Chicken Deluxe burger! Enough said

[@Patmore1992]

Eagle boys!

[@jgamble5977]

have you had a camera upgrade? i feel like i can see how much smaller than lewis luke is in higher definition than ever

[@footykid98]

Literally typing a comment about cheesy crust and bloke mentions it

[@RegusFrankfurt]

Sleeping on pizza hut is a crime

[@StormHawksHD]

Grill'd is A imo, and Guzman is B, I do enjoy them alot.

[@StinginRogerr]

Why the fuck am I watching this? Haha

[@thegrahamsullivanshow566]

I'm a Pizza Planet kinda guy...

[@calumblake504]

Eagle Boys best pizza chain hands down

[@patrickmontgomery9764]

guzman is chicken imp tier, zambreros is b, mad mex is God tier

[@mechanimanmechanican5260]

Do moar tier lists

[@tacky4237]

Oporto has only gotten worse over the years seemingly. Orange chilli sauce is the only consistently solid thing they have, i would buy that in a supermarket.

[@shootatsquare]

If Nandos sold beer they'd be easily the best in the game

[@user-jg9ct4de8x]

What about Taco Bell we have one here in Australia…..

[@byron5306]

Maccas is profoundly consistent

[@xr6lad]

McDonald’s burgers always look as if they have been kept warm by a fat lady sitting on them. They are far too soft and often soggy.

[@CS0723]

Yeah, consistently shit

[@campreestie6092]

Big fan but bugger off red rooster rips!

[@Sarah1610S]

Wtf I'm at 9:02 and Zambrero's is at god tier. Zambrero's is a C to a Chicken Imp tour for me. Oporto's is god tier. Hungry Jacks shouldn't exist at all. Oporto's, Nando's and Boost are the best ones on here.

[@warney91warne44]

Domino's GF Pizza is good (for GF food). Beggers can't be choosers.

[@davidanderson5372]

KFC god tier no doubt

[@loganbeam7878]

eagle boys

[@BromellFilmCorp]

Luke, common mate. Pizza Hut is way worse than dominos, and its more than double as bad.

[@KanyeWest2024]

Guzman is above god level

[@dalang666]

Ok, I'm gonna say it... I like coleslaw...

[@whitey4986]

Ripper roll gang 🐔🐔🐔🐔

[@timistam601]

Dominoes is a fine place, i prefer pizza hut, but come on its just pizza how you gonna act like you cant eat it

[@whitey4986]

It's the big 4, not the big 3. In order best to worst, Red Rooster, HJs, KFC, Maccas. Don't @ me.

[@jack__43]

am i the only one who doesnt know what schnitz is?

[@australianwi-fi]

nope

[@breadsticks1998]

You guys need to do a savoury biscuits/chips one, with Savoys in god tier and Jatz in Chicken Imp Tour

[@Rumym8]

Uk dominos is way better than Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut is too thick and the cheese is ew A meteor from uk domino’s is the bomb

[@thiskidsuxatcod]

Nah pizza hut is fucked, it's like 4x the price of dominos

[@frostyvr9805]

As a Canadian, i feel bad for the rest of earth not having Tims or A&W

[@shaqattac]

American here, Actually, America is the only country. Otherwise they would teach us about the other countries in the world (but there isn't cuz they didn't teach us)

[@junglejuicex8602]

lost me at zambreros over guzman

[@scablord9099]

Eagle boys. They were the worst

[@imsecta]

Subway is god tier. Cant go wrong with chicken and salad roll for lunch.