Ranking Your SUCCULENT Cheeks

[@beartinsel]

no kissing thumbnail?? you guys fell off

[@9n985]

Mika’s o-face is a pretty good one though

[@Dutchman-2002]

Fr

[@koileidoscope]

Who would kiss

[@amesl0st_]

@@koileidoscopeapandah n mika.

[@squallthole]

​@@amesl0st_PLEASE

[@fizzcats]

16:04 hearing the words "lunch club" uttered in the big 2024 almost game me a seizure

[@drivekari]

RIGHT?

[@PMtoAM]

I haven't heard that name in decades

[@solar9212]

I had to rewind to make sure I wasnt going crazy

[@Tph3r]

Simpler times

[@copperhools3276]

If you follow jawsh it happens constantly

[@Apandahsfan]

My thirty-second haiku about Apandah. Whiskey on his breath, Jokes and words slur like a stream, Drunken Apandah.

[@mailbruh31]

proud 22nd like

[@hirame_02]

proud 40th like

[@FresnelFructose]

Yeah you're wrong buddy. This took me about 8 seconds to read not 30

[@TheAllAroundMan]

Hawk your base are belong tuah

[@The_Actually_Real_Elon_Musk]

108th like, 🎉🎉

[@clonetrooper576]

The first sentence is fucking hawk tuah i am actually going to lose it

[@inktyler]

its basically the last sentence too. the narrative in this episode comes full circle

[@amir_kazbek]

@@inktylerFull circle tuah

[@Felix-bv4qr]

Not glazing but this was a great episode fr. Also I think Apandah and Mika have explored each others bodies

[@andriatiela3667]

The hawk “Tuahs” at 0:00

[@sillibillivr]

Hello fellow toilet gang

[@nicolaszenho]

Video Rating : 9.02 Actually awesome and really funny!! I really liked this video, There wasnt a boring moment, everyone was really funny, and we got a glimpse into what Mika's ass may be like! Character Breakdowns : Apandah : REAL Funny, he legitimately got me laughing at almost every bit he made, and he also supported the bits too. Aztro : Sorry, but I didn't find any moment of hers very remarkable or stand-outish, still she was a great joke support. Schlatt : Loved his participation in the bits on this one, and his game and the subreddit searching parts were really funny and enjoyable. Mikasacus : Pretty nice, brang up some old bits like "BALL IS LIFE!!!!", but through the mid parts of the video he went inti the background, but he got back near the ending, with him giving into the bit and claiming his ass is nice. Game : Took a backseat, but Golf With Your Friends is always nice, and makes for good convos. Pros/Cons Pros : + Golf With Your Friends + Schlatt Gaysona + Mika's ass Cons : None Final thoughts : Just a VERY Enjoyable video, will definitely be rewatching, and is probably my favorite from this game.

[@Koroblade]

So why only a 9.02 for me my rateing is 9.11

[@badger6882]

I love you

[@JoeBidenBackshots-q4k]

*daddy

[@angel_shelly]

Thanks for this informative analysis. Much appreciated

[@nicolaszenho]

@@badger6882 It is NOT reciprocal ❤

[@Munto-Z]

Sancho starts yapping at 9:11

[@Argemia]

Don Quixote?!?

[@ghost.8836]

Former Borussia Dortmund player?

[@elitobin]

All I'm saying is diddy got arrested and Apandah now sounds ai generated 😇🕊

[@MarveIs]

i see your vision

[@ante6892]

Crazy

[@lilbrogangster]

"Schuak tuah" loved talking about butts in this video

[@grobblesnop]

please never speak again. 😁

[@somerandomperson3906]

Give up

[@SgtHughGRection]

I got through about half of the HAWK TUAH video before I had to stop because I felt my will to live fading away

[@grave_bane]

I feel like that just from looking at it

[@aussiejo5764]

Half tuah :)))))))

[@ar8dia]

i literally couldn't finish watching it. the first and only sleep deprived video i haven't watched all the way through

[@spidershivers]

SAME LOL I COMMENTED ALMOST THIS EXACT SAME THING ON IT - AND I WAS ONLY A FEW MINUTES IN

[@epin_gamer4209]

im prey! im a little animal in a field! they're hunting after me! there's a big grey wolf!!! and a hawk, too, ahhh!!!!!

[@breeeaaad]

Craziest notification

[@Walter-The-Cat]

Most succulent notification

[@SuperlexPlays]

Tysm guys for all the subs

[@baldability]

⁠@@SuperlexPlaysno problem man!!

[@Pribumi1]

bro unironically have notification on for the channel skull

[@chrispified]

16:03 i cannot explain the amount of whiplash i am experiencing at this moment

[@Calthecool]

If Schlatt goes on a gay subreddit you know it’s a banger video

[@Munto-Z]

It's pretty brave of you to play golf right after Trump's assassination attempt while he was playing golf.

[@AstridAwesome]

Another Sleep Deprived Classic from Jcatt, Nyaztrosist, Meowkasacus and Apawndah!

[@tghifsoapgnreiqogpr]

hawk 1: im hungry what shoudl we eat? hawk 2: uh like for part 2

[@Apandahrealofficial]

comedy

[@nycktj]

say that again

[@L0vizzz]

CINEMA

[@somerandomperson3906]

I'm tired boss

[@JaydnDufur-l8u]

Hawk 3: Cock

[@soppa9871]

Mika has entered heat.

[@DeeJay694]

sleep deprived more like sheep deprived am I right fellow shepherds?

[@orange-st2je]

No

[@Corethetic]

Yes.

[@broadestsmiler]

Maybe.

[@Gautamlol]

possibly

[@Munto-Z]

Mayhaps.

[@AddieAdvi]

I'm thankful of not having access to the uncensored videos 🙏

[@Cfdrifbloom]

U dont like butts?

[@Kahndoge]

So glad astro transitioned so i can finally tell whose voice belongs to who

[@girlpiIIed]

i still can't tell which is pandah and which is mika

[@VivianWasntHere]

Y’all are just dead idk

[@d_camara]

Istg mika and aztro only ever sounded alike for the first 20 minutes you heard of them

[@nate.m4916]

didn't expect mika to start singing 10 drunk cigarettes

[@ElliottSevR]

3:45 Panda is ALWAYS 11 strokes ahead

[@starryneitz]

First plane hit: 8:46 Second plane: 9:03

[@epic6501]

i love it when panda and mika talk to each other it's like watching amoeba bump into each other

[@ilovefuzzycats]

I’m immediately hit with hawk tuah feels like being awoken by a bucket full of ice cold water to the chest

[@LinearRain07]

The Being of Pure Malice speaks at 0:00

[@bubba8701]

Sleep Deprived never fails to make me contemplate sprinting into oncoming traffic!

[@loading5240]

2:33 They are afraid to name Wet by his name!

[@alexandersaunders6942]

never thought I'd hear Mika sing 10 drunk cigarettes but now I'm waiting on the Alex Unknown cover

[@L0ID_0NLINE]

4:49 Schlatt being stuck in the oral fixation stage makes sense since he drinks so much

[@nzgaming2651]

The beast awakens at 0:00

[@ALR_music]

I can't state enough how much I love these Golf videos for a embarrassingly poor smuck like myself who can't pay for the patreon since these videos act like the podcast

[@ElloGovnaHipHop]

Embarrassing! Nah, I can’t afford the podcast neither and the episodes where they loosen up their characters a bit are my fav

[@TGirl_Dave]

video gets 10 times worse at 0:11

[@lo22801]

Shlatt is the best part of this channel

[@bruhmoment9429]

​@@lo22801 No. It's Apandah.

[@mrHorrorLIVE]

Does....he...start speaking

[@lo22801]

@@bruhmoment9429 sorry but panda is a not very close second

[@CannibalisticChihuahua]

​@@lo22801 no

[@mageanimations957]

sleep deprived more like freak deprived

[@NerdMarcie]

the longer astrid has been out the more schlatt has been asking her to flirt with him

[@sound5cap3gaming39]

16:03 literally aged me four years INSTANTLY omg

[@jerryleto]

panda's delivery at 12:31 is just incredible what a versatile actor

[@tfx9223]

Well rested podcast

[@HornetToast]

i love coming home to this shit

[@RangerW36]

3:39 You can tell Mika thought *“Holy shit, I can make a really good dirty joke here”* only to remember *“Shit, I’m supposed to be the PG one…”* and he couldn’t follow through with it.

[@larvaebox]

16:04 I CANNOT BELIEVE HE SAID THAT

[@danner4921]

Can you do a video on frotting? 😢

[@mann_mans]

I’m surprised Mika allowed this thumbnail

[@JAMBOTRON-1]

he commissioned it himself

[@sumtingwong7485]

I just woke up and it’s met with this bullshit, I can’t anymore

[@arcticwerewolf2]

Out of all of the sleep deprived members, I never would've guessed that Mika would have been the one to start singing 10 drunk cigarettes

[@gyblues1244]

Unforgivable

[@JuarlesGubatti_Koastr]

2:04 chuckle week confirmed

[@GabesBackyard]

Now THIS is content Keep up the good work guys

[@Orange_Steve]

"schlock tuah" is surprisingly good at golf

[@Mouritzeen]

PART 2 “You’ll have an easier time at the train station without those.” She said, winking at Mika. They could catch sight of a small black star tattooed on her cheek. “I’ll help the two of you get there easy and safe.” Schlatt looked at her with wide eyes, and stammered as he said, “What about the bar?” “I don’t even work here.” She patted him on the shoulder and forced a flask dripping with whiskey into his hands. “I’m Astrid. Now, keep yourself quiet and your hands in your pockets.” She led the two through the bar and out into a maze of hallways, making several dramatic turns, and taking an elevator three stories down. They filtered through crowds of people before reaching a wide and open space, with walls and a roof bleached pure white, and signs, tape, and stickers coating the floor. Schlatt attempted to push his transit card against the scanners of the station, but was instead pushed over the barrier by Astrid. Mika vaulted it entirely. Schlatt stood up, raising his voice and flailing his arms. “Where are we even going? I don’t know where I even am anymore.” He said, the people walking through the station ignoring him. Astrid, rather than engage with his outburst, brought the flask she gave him to his lips and forced him to swallow a mouthful of it. He gagged and retched, a stream trickling down his neck and staining his shirt. After a moment of struggling, he resigned, slumping his shoulders and staying quiet. Mika pulled him toward an open train car, tossing him inside and sitting him down on a clean, cushioned bench. His head moved as the vehicle did. Astrid looked at Mika, putting her shoulder on a table connected to the bench in front of the three, then asked, “We made the boss, what’s the plan now?” He turned to the window, watching the lights of rooms and shops go by so fast they looked like bright ropes. “Another place. Somewhere we can make marks, but quieter than Lyon.” He said, eyes beginning to close and voice starting to drone. “This route has a stop at Geneva,” she said, “But what about the boy?” Astrid’s face softened from exhaustion the same, and the train’s lights dimmed after it stopped at the last station for the next few hours. “We could sell him.” He said, looking at Schlatt to see his weary, half open eyes dart up in horror. “Kidding.” The group sank into the bench and faded into sleep as the train rumbled underneath them. The polished electronic displays above blurred and took the shape of stars. Mika slipped off of the bench. A rumbling sound flooded the cabin. The sound of its passengers awakening followed. Astrid picked herself up off the bench and dragged Schlatt out with her. He rubbed his temple and squeezed his eyes shut, groaning as they stumbled onto the concrete platform. Mika looked behind him with discomfort. A man dressed in a pink blazer and suit pants approached with his head down and his hand clutching something in his pocket.

[@egghead1945]

Thank you for your service.

[@broadestsmiler]

Truly one of the stories of all time. Also, Apandah cliffhanger goes HARD.

[@drivekari]

Just so you know I left a big dislike on this one.. just wanted to let you know 🙏

[@yourdestinationisontheright]

Another great work To be published in the Library of Congress

[@shadicy]

no more please! ^_^

[@theboiyouddate5722]

Schlatt really is daddy, but like in a that's someones southern father way lol

[@Tkuton]

Mika seems happier, I'm glad :)

[@dnwudl]

18:03 this is the closest thing to a new apandah vid

[@aztrosistfan]

My second haiku about Astrid Once a tree so tall Evermore the tree will fall no longer shall be

[@specialsnowflake9097]

Brilliant

[@lpc9929]

Who are the people. Why is in my KZbin website The

[@YourLocalNobody420]

@@lpc9929 it's ok L PC this will all be over soon

[@aspoonbentslightlytothelef6649]

Channel to have fun with friends < Channel to have a group live fruitfully with minimal effort

[@d_camara]

One line of coke, two lines of coke, three hits of my coke

[@bartoseku79]

15:39 my 12 year old son with "asthma" when i take away his vape:

[@Minko_s]

2:42 I wasn't paying attention to the video and I heard that as "I love kids" 😖😖[ 16:02 that brings out some lunch club memories I forgot about]

[@SailorSeptembrrr]

No Same

[@Bro1223-c2e]

I hope that didn't ruin your week saar

[@Matyniov]

that says a lot about you 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[@obater4963]

MIKASACUS ON A THUMBNAIL YIPPEE

[@HannibalsToe]

you guys single handedly made me come full circle with hawk tuah, i found it absolutely terrible but after your video it make it ironically hilarious

[@hamsi_bey4850]

The foul beast becomes an angry bird at 8:21

[@partycrashed]

what a delight this absurdist imagery was to grace my notifications field… wholly congenial…

[@thaitoan4760]

Rift-skeen having to draw the Hawk Tuah is both incredible and dissapointed at the same time

[@cats_go_meow]

Dear Sleep Deprived I, on behalf of Sleep Deprived viewers everywhere, do once again humbly and formally request you make member Aztro Aztrosist play the game "Celeste." While I am sure anyone in your group could play it, I must insist on Aztro specifically, regardless of if she has prior experience. The reason for this insistence is too complex to describe here, but it must be followed. If the wants of the community are not sufficient to promote this video's creation, then you will be happy to know that such a video will receive a uniquely positive reception, both in comments and in views. A video of Aztro playing "Celeste" is guaranteed to become an instant hit among many popular internet communities. Thank you for your consideration. -Sleep Deprived community representative

[@crangejo]

5:44 music posting kinda was that

[@flaming_cayennelive1225]

The thumbnail should have been all the guys giving Moist a kiss on his cheeks for all his hard work

[@sprite_spirit_117]

Aztro says "daddy" at 15:00 15:13 17:26

[@luckduck8001]

guys please !! I need more clifford readings 😫🙏🏻

[@hermeslopez8777]

The HAWK TUAH was a masterpiece

[@wildbomb235]

8:21 bro is an angry bird

[@GalacalaLol]

Gertrude starts conversing at 0:44

[@Goinsie6]

“The Schlog Is Schoming” was really comedic during this video!

[@ItsClomsy]

you've hawk tuah be kidding me!

[@waitwhat7838]

8:21 apandah becomes an angry bird

[@loanly_]

groupcest thumbnails were the best part ☹️

[@cryforhelp7270]

I understand now, "Schladdy" has never once played a character. This is real. This is him. He's exactly where he's supposed to be now.

[@JAMBOTRON-1]

This is the most insane Mika video on this channel

[@le-mon]

This time, I’m really gonna do it.

[@BryceSchwager]

Golf makes me ANGRY and sleep deprived makes me ANGY. Thanks for the video, I appreciate it

[@Phenomune]

Day 1 of writing something I like about Mikasacus, His humor.

[@DerangedMousey]

If I get the hawk tuah stim from Pandah I’ll actually be pissed

[@warpedfungus86]

cold open with the unspoken being of terrors at 0:00

[@JankriusHankrius]

apandah is always two strokes ahead

[@Curlyaaa]

Schlatt calling himself daddy made my spicy Ramen come out of my nose, I feel like dying (I'm at work rn 🙃)

[@nialfrazier3082]

using the clifford story read by panda for a read aloud for my students

[@skipper3979]

This video had me finishing in no time! Thanks!

[@windee5714]

Cat: Meows Hawk: Tuah

[@LavenderRue]

Pandah is such an omega

[@jackpaxton9391]

I would watch you guys do almost anything. And that includes reading Clifford.

[@reese2439]

Why the FUCK did panda sounds like an angry bird when he was stimming… 8:23

[@lunartery]

another episode of apandah stimming the entire time! how wonderous !

[@da_cow_man17]

When the video said our last video I was really excited and then they posted again.

[@takeachillpill2]

Sleep deprived Mario Kart.

[@gram278]

I rewatched the part of Schlatt coughing like 3 times. idk why

[@mattbrennan909]

please more hawk tuah videos

[@Raffoddog]

Can you do some more Clifford reading? NO SERIOUSLY PLEAAAASE

[@A-10goBRRRT]

finally my patreon subscription comes in handy