Resident Evil 3 Is Absolutely INCREDIBLE!

[@RealRanton]

Ok so now we are demonetized again. Sometimes it goes back to normal, sometimes it doesnt. In any case, please enjoy the video and share it. Appreciate y'all 🥰 And follow me on insta cause i'm cute instagram.com/realranton

[@DCGMatthew1]

KZbin is trying to censor the words of God.

[@amirahmadiyan6959]

Don’t get corona rantoni I know that bat soup is tempting also say hello to your mother 😂 much love

[@boney_ak]

Man and you put in so much effort :(

[@daliaeve1]

Ranton I love you

[@scorematus9170]

you thank gay?(maxter and hes not gay he just dont like me :D )

[@1InVader1]

If Rantoni ever becomes a movie director, he'll blow the entire budget on the first 14 seconds and then the rest of the movie will be just esoteric scenes of the distant sky and landscapes with the wind blowing.

[@RealRanton]

🤣🤣

[@drake128]

It'll have more edits than Liam Neeson jumping that fence

[@fareez8248]

It probably going to have 4 different languages in the same time.

[@pleasedont7439]

@@RealRanton man you just made me laugh so much, subbed.

[@WimiBussard]

Gotta invest, when the interest level is still high!

[@MissFeraligatr]

I will never stop laughing about your kind of humor. Seriously.

[@Tekkenandgaming]

MamaTogekiss i thought it was cringe honestly, but to Each their own

[@MissFeraligatr]

@@Tekkenandgaming Excuse me for asking, but why are you here then?

[@trippe4751]

@@Tekkenandgaming cool but like give critisism or just leave my dude.

[@Tekkenandgaming]

MamaTogekiss well i hate that question it has got to be the most nonsensical question every one asks when someone doesn’t like something they like, here is the Answer, it was in my recommendations for some reason and i decided to watch, didn’t like the video commented my opinion on the first comment i saw and left, no harm done

[@MissFeraligatr]

@@Tekkenandgaming Pro tip: if you don't like it and don't want to see more of it then go quietly and don't answer a random comment under the video that talks about what they like in it with your contrary opinion. Or if you really need to let it out write your own comment. Simple as that.

[@rebarhewa9530]

dude , you are unique on a platform thats impossible to be different let alone unique , there is absolutely no one like you on youtube , and your edits are god level ....

[@RealRanton]

appreciate it :3

[@rebarhewa9530]

Ranton OMG rantoni pepperoni replied to my comment 😱 , i can die in peace 😭 bwahahaha😈 cheers 🍻

[@youwaisef]

I agree. I'm not sure if it's cocaine or adhd, but either way I like it.

[@bagurbusht9130]

Slaw rebar.

[@rebarhewa9530]

Bagur Busht slaw 😯, kurdy kweait ?

[@emiliosamuel2711]

He went from “monk reacts to for honor” to filthy frank

[@sushigimme]

Only, Ranton is funnier.

[@juanchueco2856]

Chester Abellera 🤥

[@Pablo407]

Chester Abellera 🧢

[@starkiller6238]

Hes both

[@chunkymonkey1284]

That what I was thinking

[@thechief1298]

Can't believe this dude is actually Shaolin Disciple Dude

[@emiliosamuel2711]

Kyodeku the madman he learns dank shaolin

[@ogan2631]

@@emiliosamuel2711 he doesn't anymore he left the temple

[@biteszadusto8854]

@@ogan2631 ....r/woosh?

[@aspera015]

IKR JESUS

[@Mr_Slayer-mt5rj]

Doesnt mean he left he isnt idiot hes not serieus when he reviews but when he taks about monks hes dead serieus

[@zonky1057]

Imagine watching this on shrooms or something,you wouldn't survive

[@MadOrange644]

I'm not even on drugs and this video caused dopamine imbalance in my body. I can no longer feel happiness.

[@Average.Enjoyer555]

I've done shrooms. I can't even imagine the fuckery.

[@dw3134]

Bruh I could barely watch this on weed 😂

[@Indigoism96]

Belter M8 bruh, I would end up watching all the reviews on this channel 😂

[@DoctorSess]

Sinful AMVs yeah same I’m high af and it’s fucking with me enough as it is hahah

[@EvoSwatch]

There are normal people. There are abnormal people. Then there is Ranton.

[@squarecross7383]

There are no normal people. There is only norm.

[@emiliosamuel2711]

Yo i didnt expect ranton to turn like this. First video i watched was the for honor vid and i was shooketh to see him like this

[@lawtrion6676]

I like the 3rd choice 7w7

[@pleasedont7439]

Then there is Pink Guy.

[@doupei9264]

And then there is TwoMad

[@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337]

0:56 Send this to someone with no context.

[@MitsugamiZero]

0:57

[@glitcheri2]

it's so fucking scary

[@ham3762]

@@MitsugamiZero e

[@Hooga89]

4:04 is the most I've lol'd in a long time.

[@beefjerky007]

10/10 RE5 reference at the beginning. Complete. GLOBAL. S A T U R A T I O N.

[@Cekkaaaaaaaa]

I was 100% that me and my friends were the only ones memeing about it back in 2009

[@CarbonPanther]

Hmm, Chris, Complete. global. LACTATION.

[@DarrenHoussein]

facts

[@dusathemaid]

PRESS *SQUARE* TO PUNCH THE BOULDER!

[@jacquesistomin]

@@CarbonPanther shit

[@Chromosomeric]

"Außen Merkel, Innen Ferkel." Das war´s wieder komplett für heute

[@donezk98]

Aber "wie viele Menschen in Deutschland werden von ihrem Briefkasten in den Arsch gefickt?"

[@who_this_king]

What does that mean??

[@Chromosomeric]

@@who_this_king it means "From the Outside Merkel, from the inside a pig" As you can See, its a lot smoother in German XD

[@donezk98]

@@who_this_king and the sentence I quoted basically translates to: "How many people in Germany are being f*cked in the ass by their mailbox?" So just an average Rantoni Pepperoni quote which is equally funny/disturbing in German as well as English

[@tomgekas7077]

@@donezk98 Was will er uns damit sagen? XD

[@TheOnlyAchilles]

Still need to find Anton’s crack supplier

[@thetoyodacar2264]

Year 2079: Ranton is still looking young, and the crack supplier is no where to be found.

[@Nitram4392]

He IS the crack supplier. 😨

[@oldsoul1384]

Not crack.... SPEED

[@paladinplayer]

It's Angelo Mertel

[@billcarillo6405]

@@oldsoul1384 i was about to say that

[@bwackbeedows3629]

Ranton gives me serious nostalgia. Here's hoping he doesn't get into music and become extremely depressed! 🍻

[@canceledartist]

Charge Beetle oh Jesus Christ you’re right

[@rruzgarr97]

oh my god

[@sircpagaran1187]

Been looking for people who also saw the similarities with their humor. Nice see others see it too.

[@paulthecabs8929]

U can watch jobby the Hong

[@sanstheskeleton5573]

bro imagine his wife's face while recording him xD

[@almsrog]

Yes 😂😂😂😂

[@MattsNoodles]

👁👄👁

[@bnice6442]

Okay Ranton is officially the most multilingual,gaming content artist of the decade .5:57 this right here is a South African Coloured's vernacular.....respect ma se poes!

[@Cenot4ph]

That's just Dutch

[@idkman1195]

His videos literrally have edits each second of the video. Such a great content creator

[@junedbadat9317]

He said it in a South African coloured accent so yeah . People here in SA speak Afrikaans which basically is Dutch but a tiny bit different

[@maxofthetitans]

I’m on the discord can confirm we have several ppl from SA there

[@daboydudus3912]

Juned badat lekker dus jullie spreken allemaal nederlands

[@MetaIIo]

He said he's gonna climb the shelf and the mad lad actually did it!

[@SuperBKDK]

AND HE GOT A RUG! Its mad-lad-o'clock

[@businessmcgee7633]

PODCAST BOIS!!!

[@hueypancakes597]

Podcast squad lol

[@akumahatata1002]

Rejoice!

[@slate0]

In the fact that he only comes once a year

[@aw11348]

7:55 Missed opportunity for "this is your capcom speaking"

[@silverchain5525]

Oh man, this guy. The intro burst my ass into tears, and made me check if I was on 1.5x speed.

[@blackmountain_x]

Im so hyped to the day when ranton is gonna review GTA 6

[@BallisticDamage]

You mean Ranton's grandson :D

[@blackmountain_x]

Malik Concepts fuck man :(

[@osmanceylan5541]

Title : RE 3 is amazing Ranton : RE3 is shiiiiit

[@RealRanton]

It's incredible. Incredibly shit

[@vincentfrights1690]

Ranton fair enough

[@AnnihilationXable]

its every adjective for almost shit

[@CarlTheSpud]

i thought it was a nice twist on the average video title

[@starplatinum398]

I'm tryna watch this while eating and every time I look at the food I miss a days worth of editing.

[@jenkostyle273]

Damn Ranton your intros keep on getting more and more chaotic. Cheers man it's not easy😂 Edit: Crap I've never been closer to being noticed by the craziest monk on this platform😂

[@yeeted466]

What do u mean by autistic? More like chaotic. I would dare say that this intro is the summary of this year lol

[@ItachiUchiha-xn2gy]

69th like AYYYYY

[@AverageDoomer69]

My head hurt from trying to catch the references and the small edits

[@SmirnoffStalker]

0:55

[@stephanrobert5593]

I think you meant artistic

[@shondarou]

6:47 exactly 😂😂😂

[@tombra3059]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dreww304]

You’re telling me this guy trained with serious badass Shaolin monks for three years?

[@charlesabriz6635]

training must've broke him

[@joshuaknox2724]

​@@charlesabriz6635 ranton is basically goku does serious training and is very skill but still remains a goofball :) and we love him for it lol

[@0verWay]

Not gonna lie: Ranton should do an actual "real" rap song. I'd buy it

[@Astawrath]

God dammit 0:56 had me laughing my ass off for way too long.

[@jeffreyacuna4536]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ariesmoore6110]

Sameee 😂😂😂

[@ninjaboyo3370]

Me too i actually laughed out loud

[@ettel8358]

I've watched 0:48 to 58 like thirty times since this video was uploaded

[@The-Joke-s-on-you]

Read your comment and eagerly waited til 56 seconds. It hit me like a truck as well 😂😂😂

[@LunElendil]

Me: "I didn't know you like game reviews!" GF: "I don't and i don't care anything about the games" Me: "Why are you watching this then?" Her: "Because of the editing" Relationshit goal achieved..

[@Nnothingg-]

Your gf is into asian german shaolin monks that can speak 5 different languages that may or may not be on some shit

[@GreatUchiha123]

Nothing Same

[@vandapanda1324]

I have no intention to but like 80% of the games he reviews but I watch them anyway cause his videos are really entertaining

[@ArgonYouTube]

sean van der linde Did you have to spam that five times?

[@vandapanda1324]

Bobby B it’s not me it’s my internet it’s very bad so and constantly get errors when I try and comment so I just spam the send button and sometimes it sends multiple

[@NihilisticView]

It’s funny the title says the games incredible but the actual video is explaining how shit it is.

[@Mhaakify]

4:22 almost all of them, considering all the bills. Usually no lube involved either.

[@wasigupitobudiarto7767]

I pity your wife. she must be holding her laugh for the whole 10 minutes seeing you while holding the camera

[@jamesw657]

More like several hours. I'm sure there's tons of stuff he records and doesn't show, like any creator

[@mentho101]

@@jamesw657 more like bloopers tbh

[@puddelmuddel1337]

That's ranton secret. He only releases bloopers 🤣

[@tamlynhardy7967]

0:55 legit caught me off guard.

[@haryypyles4897]

The title is like how Gordon Ramsay compliments people Re3 was incredible! -incredibly shit

[@jaiden5444]

0:40 smoothest slap I've ever heard

[@markuss9229]

4:30 I was drinking and I spat out my water all over the screen lol

[@epiclowned]

6:46 This made me explode with laughter

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I know this has been said a million times before, but goddamn his edits are unrivaled.

[@the_wolf_of_willingboro]

Hes the best

[@chaosbubbles1244]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache i see u on every youtuber i watch

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

that's facts dude

[@foehlli6082]

Yea his editing skills are crazy... and its even better when you can understand the german parts :)

[@alpharius8264]

Actually you have been saing this ybillion times under all of his videos

[@TheDankTiel]

Ranton should be a DLC villain. I would definitely sheize myself

[@BrownOpsLeak]

Scheise

[@utsavsharma3696]

4:06 why we love ranton....🤣🤣

[@southernantics4713]

He has a very “pink guy” esc sense of humor and I love it 😂

[@tiredtom6427]

Ranton: didn't played RE3 Still Ranton: Tells that we didn't Played it Me: haven't played a single Resident evil game in his entire life

[@theoogway2573]

English on point

[@tiredtom6427]

@@theoogway2573 blame it on quarantine

[@zander1500]

Never end this channel! Love from South Africa.

[@huwinadams580]

Zander de Koker same homie, this shit so multilingual its insane 😂

[@shalindelta7]

Awez, I'm a kzn critter right here.

[@yessir0512]

Kaapstad in the house

[@giorgitevdoradze8758]

I'm 1 minute into the video and I already feel like I had 7 strokes

[@mistermeaty7436]

This is how I keep my immune system on point

[@youroneblackfriend6321]

His editing in his reviews is so chaotic while his reactions and debunking are so restrained and barely edited compared to this. It’s beautiful

[@Megatronwasright]

2:23 had me rolling

[@boob6993]

When rantoni uploads its like christmas for me

[@StarFox85]

arschleckerei

[@boob6993]

@@StarFox85 ja man

[@StarFox85]

@@boob6993 😂😂👍👍 then..bonne appétit

[@boob6993]

@@StarFox85 you german?

[@StarFox85]

@@boob6993 brazilian ..wohnhaft schweiz

[@lordofutub]

This is one of the best reviews I've seen in my god damn life!

[@Youmuus]

Re2 remake 9/10 masterpiece Re3 remake cash grab uninspired 6-7/10 omega hardcore resident evil fan

[@kebabbolollo2515]

Re 2 play the same shit 2 times but now u have vageena or penaz

[@davidwilson6577]

Plus Capcom don't have the balls to retcon RE4 into an actual sequel that actually continues the story. It's been like ten years or so and I enjoyed the game but I'm still mad.

[@harithmuanis3980]

yo yommus where u been

[@lopesmorrenofim]

wait, you? pog

[@Youmuus]

@M. Sami cap

[@thebigshep]

The plane bit starting at 7:42 is still one his best bits he's ever done

[@karimtharwat6662]

1 minute in and the editing has made me realize that I should not have watched this in bed. I expect a nightmare involving Ranton’s face in my near future.

[@UrameshiYusuke__]

4:10 GOTTEEM

[@madrandomize5115]

8:18 best moment rantoni!

[@reverendmunk9676]

6:48 😂 I’m dead 💀

[@bigboisiegeyee8750]

2:19 you didn’t have to spit those kind of bars at us homie 😂🔥

[@noisyboy2773]

2:45 The song is called Bangalang by Yung Felix

[@jaysen4992]

Nobody asked?

[@noisyboy2773]

@@jaysen4992 I know but just incase someone roams through the comments looking for the song name like I was before, they have my comment to help.

[@LaRodrigah]

2:01 i can’t stop laughing 😂

[@blackjohny117]

The editing is so insane. It keeps getting better on each review. Imagination level 9000

[@user-cj3ik9qq6m]

Ghostrage he's better than angryjoe

[@dr.cranium9080]

7:44 this is how i know if someone is high asf

[@eminenception]

Mason?

[@marsmoset]

Eric?

[@Chan-md2hb]

I loved the sound effects as well 😂

[@iDAN_GER]

Important timestamps: 4:08 | 6:26 | 6:47 | 7:52 | 9:06

[@benjaminp.vallieres4281]

Rediscovered this channel after Shaolin temple video. I watched almost all the other videos in the same day. Very entertaining channel, keep it up; the videos keep getting better. One of the really good ones out there, for real, nice job Ranton

[@ChainArtsMotion]

6:46 oh damn he knows our favorite russian boi

[@kianooshfatahi6581]

Boy what did he say?

[@ChainArtsMotion]

@@kianooshfatahi6581 Hello blazers, NFKRZ here

[@adriannarendra4739]

Hello blazers nfkrz here 😆😂🤣

[@thesoggygrandpa6425]

2:23 had me dead that caught me off guard so bad 💀

[@Overlord99762]

Deep down everyone wants to do that to Jill (consensually of course)

[@ilyasopdekkbeat8534]

Another Masterpiece I am speachless

[@tristanlambert658]

2:22 really caught me off guard lmfao, the added audio really sold it.

[@RickysKilla]

Yo not gonna lie... but this guy is a genius, funny as shit... best editing and mix of humors I‘ve ever seen. Ranton is the man real talk 🗣

[@edmundoseahon2799]

How fast i clicked has to be an addiction symptom in someone's study somewhere 😂😂😂

[@plagueman.]

ranton has the most amazing editing skills i just love he transfers his emotions into his editing it's like he somehow made his personality do the editing for him i can't explain it

[@samuelecongiu6828]

When you said you would have to use adobe after effects on the podcast i didnt realise it would be so you can make a 2 second clip of you fisting a videogame character HAHAHAHA

[@Skinnyjeboss]

These are the funniest and most accurate game reviews on internet. Give this man at least 10 million subscribers right now!

[@Bunwiser]

00:20 Ranton should turn this into a full track lmao. Rantoni Rapperoni? Mmm yes, this is quite fitting.

[@bill2734]

I can’t wait to watch this again so I can comprehend the remaining 80% of chaotic memes that whizzed past my head

[@hydromisk9014]

Ranton loves putting that South African memes in 😂😂

[@kappe2735]

6:47 HE REALLY DID IT TO MY BOY LIKE THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@jingle8375]

I honest to God loved that bit

[@Edge9404]

Reference?

[@khonanfulcher4432]

@@Edge9404 NFKRZ's intro

[@HarptoHeart69]

You are so close to a Mil Subs let's go everybody!!! He deserves it!!!

[@juggernogdc123]

7:54 lmao, love the editing

[@TobiasduPuis]

2:44 yess finally dutch words "Schatje hou je vast" meaning: "Baby/sweety hold on tight

[@TobiasduPuis]

@@isaachonig1779 yeah exactly i heard it as well when i continued the video. Isn't the rap song after 2:44 by poke as well?

[@Xpegasu]

is the song that comes after it dutch?

[@byMarsh]

Whats the song called there?

[@Xpegasu]

@@byMarsh found it. Bangalang by Yung Felix

[@DTTaTa]

His holiness watching rantoni. Amazing

[@Jihad123-k9l]

0:56 should be something that u should use everytime ur mad about something u dont like about ur game cuz its hella funny

[@starkiller6238]

Finally I get into a Ranton Review seconds after release!

[@rotee6334]

I can't fucking believe this person was a SHAOLIN warrior monk.

[@laylover7621]

0:25 - 1:00 This entire rant is still fucking hilarious months later, I can't stop laughing at your batshit crazy editing. That slap just killed me.

[@mynameisharry8739]

The funny thing is, almost everything wrong with it has almost nothing to do with the original

[@sacred2349]

9:06 außen merkel, innen ferkel This means Merkel outside, piglet inside after a incident where a pigs head was left on Merkels office

[@Aphelion.]

G-sus

[@sanzwastaken]

Hey, besides everything... Merkel is pretty cool ngl

[@imperaviemunare7033]

What's the context here?

[@Aphelion.]

@@sanzwastaken no shes so dumb🙄

[@giorgospapadopoulos7033]

You can't make a review with a dozen different languages Ranton: Mr. Worldwide

[@SupahNerd]

Ranton: "Hold my schnitzel and dumplings."

[@Chillbot17]

Nemesis breaks through the wall: "Hey what's up guys its scarce here"

[@babarasul680]

I swear, watching Ranton as an Arab gamer who lives in Germany and also speaks English is like custom-made entertainment. Gotta love this man and his editing.

[@omasarschhaarrasierer3531]

4:22 got me crawlin' on the floor

[@peanut8942]

What did he say?

[@omasarschhaarrasierer3531]

He said: "How many people in Germany get f*cked in the @ss by their mailboxes"

[@biharimark5506]

Mom: smile for the camera! Me: 0:57

[@freezestylezz]

4:23 gut, dass mein Briefkasten eingemauert ist 😂

[@alpharius8264]

Wer kennt es nicht die Angst vom Briefkasten hunterrücks penetriert zu werden

[@CriticalThinker36]

5:46 Your french accent is amazing. You sounded exactly like one of us.

[@neroarchangel]

Sounding like french is never a good thing..

[@antoinemellino1082]

@@neroarchangel Ton père le boulanger

[@neroarchangel]

@@antoinemellino1082 My father is a baker? How did you know? Surrender now, that's the only thing frenchies are good at.

[@nedzipdalipovic3006]

I think he said he and his brother learned french for a long time. I think it was in a podcast of theirs

[@ykles24]

@@neroarchangel Cette blague est aussi vieille que ton pucelage, l'amerloque.

[@senormarston]

I knew this game was going to be like this so I waited until I bought my copy for 20 bucks and I loved this game, the characters is what sold me the game, they are great

[@Astartes-6969]

0:56 my reaction after playing Fallout Frontier.

[@leonpdq]

Ranton needs to release his German gang rap album

[@macdaddy8616]

0:56 caught me off guard

[@Angetape225]

As somoene who speaks fluent French, english and is learning Chinese, these videos are pure gold

[@da-r5399]

i swear this guy master alot tons and accents from french, german, english, spanish, arabic, and much more just the ones he uses the most and im never going to stop saying, HE'S MAD FUNNY AND HIS GF WHO GIVES HIM IDEAS

[@Angetape225]

@@Ryan-ey3qk cool dude. Want a trophy ?

[@pianobreaktime]

Man I don't care what other people say about him.......he is the GOD editor. Damn he puts a lot of effort into his videos. Respect

[@FishboyAbzu]

Every time I watch a ranton review i feel like I'm on what an acid trip would be.

[@PrincyTheKid]

Imagine trying to explain this video to people 200 years ago...

[@davevd9944]

7:20 As a Dutchie I can confirm that the Zwarte Pieten of Sinterklaas look exactly like that.

[@cedddkkddkk]

I’m currently learning German for Rammstein reasons, so i giggled when i heard “Hide it in your fotze” Must mean I’m really learning.

[@8287-r5b]

yup you‘re definitely learning the most important words

[@jumonjichoo7070]

ICH WILL !

[@SchroedingerscookieDe]

wtf the editing effort u packed into this one is just HUGE man (just like... ah you know). Really funny, awesome editing skills and idea and totally understandable that this stuff takes you days and weeks to make. Really looking forward to the next one.

[@floshjix02]

To be fair this game wasnt made by capcom in house, it was outsourced to another company called “M-TWO”capcom just produced it. Since then the company was going to work on RE4 remake but capcom took it back and now capcom are workin on RE4 remake in house due to feedback on re3 remake