Rap Critic: Shaq Diesel Album by Shaq

[@calthesquidking5839]

"I forgot my verse, uhm, uh..." is now my favorite rap lyric.

[@josephdunn9538]

Demon Lord, Cal My personal favorite is "1993 more like 199-SHAQ" So bad it's good

[@erikcontreras-scheffrin8126]

Demon Lord, Cal remix

[@Fuziontony123]

Still makes more sense than mumblers

[@drummy747]

The "What woman is tall enough to breathe down your neck?" line always cracks me up

[@tob4643]

Remember folks, Shaq's favourite cartoon is Bullwinkle The Moose.

[@billyparr3901]

Makes sense, in all honesty...

[@jordanuchiha7561]

Always remember also if you don’t like bullwinkle the moose you will be on a milk carton

[@billyparr3901]

@@jordanuchiha7561 Ight

[@SebbySenpai]

My absolute favorite episode of yours. It's freaking timeless.

[@piccolo56000]

+Sir Sebastian i agree , i can watch this video in any year

[@BlakeGeometrio]

Agreed.

[@nightkitty7885]

One my favs of all time on KZbin

[@valx5]

FR I watch this once a month lmao

[@SpongeTheKid]

It's been 20 years of 199-Shaq

[@Kmd-lq6gd]

+SpongeTheKid So you're saying its 201-Shaq? Is there a way to celebrate that occasion?

[@twcoursolle]

+Kmd 376566 Beat Shaq Fu while listening to his entire discography on loop.

[@Kmd-lq6gd]

Oh my..... That's to hardcore :-|

[@shavuelwaleful]

+twcoursolle im gonna do that

[@Kmd-lq6gd]

Don't forget to share the result afterwards..... if you'll survive.

[@DrocLovezTooSkate]

"Yo it's 1993 I mean 199-Shaq" "Okay NO!" LOOL

[@arouska]

In hindsight, it's probably a good thing this wasn't an NC crossover.

[@Yunginsanityy]

why?

[@marshalllittle2098]

@@Yunginsanityy do a quick google about the working environment at Channel Awesome. Dude sucks.

[@TheJorgieVerse]

😅 You betta look up some vids about NC

[@nickphaux]

​@@TheJorgieVerseWhat is NC?

[@maxhuibregtse4319]

Doug "Nostalgia Critic" Walker - he ran Channel Awesome, the site where RC, Todd in the Shadows, Lindsay Ellis, + a bunch of others got their start. When it all fell apart, there were loads of allegations that he + his brother were abusive employers.

[@jetfire851]

The upside: at least the Fu Schnickens got some decent royalties off of this.

[@oliverhayhoe]

When did any rapper sound cool mentioning their mom? Eminem - My Name Is "I just found out my mom does more dope than I do"

[@datdamonfoo]

*than

[@mattydigs]

Tupac - Dear Mama

[@higglyjuff]

Tech N9ne- Mama Nem, Aw Yeah, Wither, Show Me a God etc.

[@brandonleon2380]

Kendrick Lamar - Momma

[@billylynch9895]

Eminem mentions her a lot.

[@mantra4612]

Damn, that Shaq album actually had some good production.

[@mistahmst]

He did have some, but there were also a lot of them sound dated and didn't age very well, at least on this album.

[@FormalFilmsProductions]

Some good stuff in there

[@XboxIsAHobbieForHobo]

Hall of fame for basketball, hall of shame for verses. Shaq is a legend in both but in entirely different ways lol.

[@IrenaDeacon]

XboxIsAHobbieForHobo like plus and minus 😂😂😂

[@LuigiYT1]

You'll get Jurasskicked in the park* is what is should have been

[@tysonbigslyce752]

oooh that's actually clever dude. took me a second to get it. 😎😎

[@firstnamelastname489]

THAT would have been a lot better.

[@RAGNAR-3-3]

AYYYY BARS

[@christianruffin1342]

Luigi YT “Clever girl”

[@TheSeriousShowURL]

Isn’t that what he said?

[@theswampylad5734]

Would love to see a nostalgia critic, rap critic collaberation.

[@californianmountainsnake5119]

Ikr NC looks gross AF in this vid

[@thewolfthi]

I got the best idea, they could do a review of 8Mile, its perfect. With Rap Critic because its eminem and Nostalgia Critic because its a movie (Obviously) with a very nostalgic Rap song

[@NinjaTylerBlack]

its fucked up nc hasnt done a cross over with the only black person on his channel but has done a cross over with like everyone else

[@dfm6868]

Xtremebyrd2k6 he collaborated with black nerd twice and has a black person in almost every video ( Malcolm ) so don't call him racist if you don't know your shit

[@janicedelrey7917]

Cringe Tha God No one called him racist

[@Andrew-bb7ci]

Lol critic that shameless the plug that was more fucking clever then 95% of all lyrics I've heard

[@CazMeister]

As bizarre as Shaq's rap career may be, it's not as unusual as his enthusiasm for Shaq Fu 2. Yes, that's a real thing.

[@kenterminateddq5311]

+Caz NO!!!! Shaq is thinking about making a sequel to the awful Shaq Fu??? U CAN NOT BE SERIOUS!!!! THAT GAME SUCKED!!!!

[@cubedmelons876]

+Caz Oh god. Please tell me he means a sequel to his second album and not a sequel to the SNES game. Not that the album would be much better, but that game was BAD.

[@kenterminateddq5311]

***** WTF??? U can NOT be serious!!!

[@CazMeister]

kenterminatedbygoogle I assure you, he's completely serious.

[@kenterminateddq5311]

***** (facepalm) WTF is Shaq thinking???? Nobody wants a sequel to THE worst fighting game of all time.

[@taffysaur]

199-Shaq was a great year, dude.

[@zenith8417]

I didn't expect Shaq to have a pretty good flow. Shame that he doesn't have good lyrics.

[@mikehunt1993]

*"YOU BEST BELIZE IT"*

[@AFizzleProductions]

“Damn, you suck” 😂

[@A-Oh-Trey]

"Damn, you suck." LOL, that pretty much sums it up. Did Shaq know he could do multiple takes?

[@drummr1313]

I am a ROUGH NEEEEEEEEEEECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@JennaLeigh]

I want a Sheamus the Shameless Plug t shirt.

[@SonicMarrio11]

That Shameless Plug skit was brilliant XD

[@MegaAnifreak]

As a Belizean I was personally offended by the line "If seeing is believing then ya best believe it if your from belize then you best belize it." Even I said "Damn You Suck"

[@kingpotato7183]

MegaAnifreak I better Belize in you

[@lulzdragon7339]

Unbelizable

[@ahmadking5229]

@Barbara Lainhart nucca

[@TSFboi]

"Like some dookie diarrhoea comin out your butt" He HAD to be self aware.

[@djyshak]

2pac mentioned his mom in many of his songs and he sounded hella cool !

[@IrenaDeacon]

hellhammer101 true and so did dmh and t.i. and the game (hate it or love it)😊

[@calebduarte5255]

My brain went into fight or flight when I saw the Nostalgia Critic. You gotta prepare us for that kind of shit, RC.

[@Astro_Morri]

11:32 its a shame he can't rap because the beat is actually good

[@austinbruner7498]

3:43 I literally died laughing at Shaq's dance

[@BossgamersCCP]

RIP Phife Dawg

[@Zice033]

All I can say is, "Oh No! They were ready for that!" Yeah, that's the pinnacle of my Shaq based wit, A quote from The LEGO Movie. I'll leave now.

[@mawiiile706]

a christmas fucking miracle by RTJ is a good one.

[@joshjoshson5999]

RIP Phife.

[@IrenaDeacon]

Sir Joshy amen

[@teababe27]

Indeed.

[@trueblueryu5713]

Back in 2011 when this video was first released on TGWTG it was the video that got me interested in the Fu-Schnickens. Because of that, this will always be my favorite RC video.

[@-rayrice-akasting1431]

such a Classic album. it inspired many

[@flapjabvanhelsing4125]

I hop like skeebapadop Run like ringadingadun Have you seen my commercial?

[@-rayrice-akasting1431]

Flapjab van Helsing of course

[@lucasbell4831]

-RAY RICE- aka BuzzerBeaterhBarnes *cuts to Shaq yelling*

[@albertfernando1217]

Lucas Bell *I AM A ROUGHNECK*

[@chrisskull7882]

It's inspired me to put this in my suicide letter

[@Bishop88_]

Shaq new nickname is "extra tall'ems" 😭

[@theejabroni]

What about that R.A the rugged man Christmas song?

[@ledudeSansnom]

This is exactly what ive been thinking about as soon as he said he couldnt find any song about Xmas!

[@knxckz7578]

Strange Music! ^S^

[@tomcivilian1121]

There's also the Run the Jewels Christmas song

[@asworstos]

Alex Grace curstified Christmas is fucking awesome.

[@roundabout468]

Kris Kreezus, too.

[@Fulcrum.Actual]

he wanted to be biggie so bad an failed so hard 😂😂😂😂 rhymes worse than his free throw percentage

[@aariesharris7894]

rhymes worst than his FT% percentage

[@ethanm3043]

+Aaries Harris that's better 😂😂👌🏻

[@IrenaDeacon]

LoZoPuertoRoCK that's so true my puertorican brother 😊

[@Fulcrum.Actual]

O

[@juanarriaga8731]

LoZoPuertoRoCK shaq and bigger were actually really good friends so it wouldn't surprise me

[@IvanKNIGHTFROGSROCK]

nostalgia critic sincerely regrets you feel that way about Shaqille O'Neal

[@shawnfields2757]

Was that before he patted you on the head, or after? He just pats you on the head, then walks right out the door. Damn.

[@what-hn1od]

"If you're from Belize, then you best "BELIZE" it..." ??

[@CoryMck]

I feel like a lot of rappers used nonsense lyrical mumbo jumbo in the early 90's, so I don't know how fair it is to judge the song by that part.

[@Ramblinman26]

Shaq Diesel is on Spotify, just listen to the good songs there.

[@PrimusProductions]

2:16 you took those line out of context. In the previous line, he boasts about his height by saying he leans on the statue of liberty when he gets tired He's still talking about the statue when he says he punches her in the stomach because she breathed on his neck.

[@mattlyons9027]

We're nearly 25 years removed from 199-SHAQ

[@andrewmarkle629]

Shaquille O'Neal, like Wilt Chamberlain, was big and strong enough to make a big impact on the basketball court without having to put in effort all the time... too bad no one told him that doesn't apply in rap

[@johnsidney4147]

0:33 I wished that happened. I would love to see you two do a crossover. 10:17 Fu Schnickens sounds like a German chicken dish.

[@chicagoakland]

+John Sidney Rap Critic and Nostalgia Critic reviewing CB4. I can imagine it now.

[@johnsidney4147]

chicagoakland I have never heard of this movie, but I just looked it up, and it looks perfect for them to do a crossover on. Man, I wanna see that.

[@iron1349]

Will Seamus the plug return one day?

[@shaun_rambaran]

I think he features on every Pitbull record.

[@superduperproductions5620]

"Dude, I don't know what you're talking about most of the time, but it sounds awesome." 😂😂

[@GodWorksOut]

See you all again next Christmas when they recommend this again!

[@FreeNintendo21]

GOD! After years of watching this review, I forgot how hilarious this is. Shaq may be awful with this album, but you sir, Mr. Rap Critic, made this review as funny as it is. I crack up every time with the "NO! The fade means that the song is done! NEXT!"

[@ezzbbj8]

My personal favorite Christmas rap song is "Millie Pulled a Pistol on Santa" off De La Soul is Dead. I mean, it's about as Christmas themed as Die Hard, but damn is it a good storytelling track

[@Vinxi]

Rappers who mentioned their mom and sounded cool: "When I was young me and my mom had beef Seventeen years old, kicked out on the street" - 2pac "Living with Moms, getting it on, flushing crack down the toilet Two sips from being alcoholic 999 thou from being rich but now I'm all for it" - Nas

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

11:38 Shaq; Well it’s the roughneck hooper; hang with Mr. Cooper; get your pooper scooper, trooper, cuz I’m super duper Frankenstein’s Monster: OOMPA LOOMPA

[@jinjin45]

When he talks about punching the girl, the girl he's talking about is the Statue of Liberty. He mentions it in the line before.

[@PeteFritz64]

rest in peace, NC collab

[@deekmjones4463]

I just got an ad with Shaq as the spokesperson before this video. Life is funny sometimes

[@fernvill27]

You have to make one about Kobe Bryant's album. Please.

[@NoobToob2014]

Even if he would've said "we get Jurassic in the park" it would have sounded better

[@sean269]

What year was the first bombing of the World Trait center? 199Shaq

[@virginiamanager7855]

When they said "mess with us and you'll be on a milk carton" that refers to how back in the day missing people's pictures would be on milk cartons, referring that they did something to the person they are talking to.

[@derekeastman7771]

10:52 KZbin captions don’t even try on these lines lol, though it detected something about ‘white checkers’ in the next bit

[@WolfenX4]

3:35 reffers to biggie. He used to rap and sing songs, now he makes his own

[@mfdxxmer2229]

phife dawg's milk carton lyric was about how the images of missing people (in particular children) were temporarily printed on the sides of milk cartons

[@GenderCommie]

Shaq rapping is the funniest thing I've heard in a really long time

[@CobaltT9]

Your first rap album review and it was entertaining. The vlog style used for the Eminem album reviews were great for the lyrical content they have but I hope you return to this style for the 'sub-par' hip-hop albums.

[@WoodwardReviews]

*sigh* We're never going to get that Rap Critic and Nostalgia Critic crossover review of 8 Mile anymore.

[@tubhtp706]

Phife dawg said "you Gina and we Martin" on where ya at

[@blacksheep9458]

....But why? O.o

[@NMV-eq5jt]

rip Phife Dawg

[@kurtcobain279489]

So can we expect an actual top christmas rap songs (I know there's a Death Row Christmas Album out there, I've heard and seen physical copies of it).

[@Lm0956]

Chance made a Christmas album and I liked it alot

[@solomonb5990]

3:57 - CLEANIN OUT MY CLOSET

[@user-ln5yo4ir9v]

We gon let this beat play right about here NAH NAH LET ME GET YOU This album is comedy gold

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

5:13 oh. my. God. I can't believe this! I cannot believe this.

[@Pharaoh0727]

1:27 they spelled "Shaq Diesel" wrong at the bottom left corner

[@senw1988]

12:47 my favorite part. 😆 🏀

[@software-namibia]

the milk carton line is referencing that people used to put missing persons on milk cartons.

[@vdotme]

Chip Full was that guy...... part Busta before Busta, part Eric Sermon, part Biz Markie. A true hip hop legend.

[@Mindbreaker89x]

Hey Rap Critic! There's this group from my city called "Het Verzet". Meaning "The resistance". They do oldskool hiphop. Some of the lyrics might be in Dutch, but it's mostly English and super dope!

[@cheezdoodle96]

Oh man, they're awesome! I've mostly been listening to Make It Bang, but it quickly became one of my favourite songs. God bless Discover Weekly.

[@Mindbreaker89x]

Try one of their cypher's too, freaking gold!

[@Zenith6174]

Lol damn I liked the Spielberg Jurassic Park line it got a good chuckle out of me.

[@noimnothighitseuphoria9578]

his sups dupa poopa scoopa was a reference of crashbox my favorite show from the 90s

[@ghostamity5116]

I love shaqs rapping simply for ironic reasons

[@xannyboofer7029]

Mac Lethal and RA The Rugged Man did a Christmas song that was pretty good

[@TheSuperBigPunch]

A friend and I discovered shaq's rap career by accident in class one day. We almost got sent to the principle for laughing so hard.

[@dodgehattrup4329]

Straight up thought you were gonna say " but since I don't ahve any friends" right there

[@valx5]

7:47 my favorite part of this video

[@jnovisofficial4578]

Nostalgia critic and Rap critic in the same vid. My life is complete!

[@tthomaselli2]

2:41-2:44.; Good questions...

[@maxgeissbuhler7310]

Are rap critic and nostalgia critic affiliated in some way? I just noticed that rap critic's outro says, "channel awesome," and nostalgia critic's channel is called channel awesome.

[@lunamorada335]

The best Rap Critic video

[@bonganinxumalo5937]

DEF Jeff is the ghost writer for a lot of people.

[@shawnfields2757]

Like, how many people would you say? Any good rappers though?

[@Rubycek]

@@shawnfields2757 Check out "Droppin' Rhymes on drums, Poet with a soul, Just A Poet, Black to the future"

[@blubastud]

That beat on i got skillz is classic tho...I'm just saying...many speakers were blown to that bass line

[@llwllynb7214]

i was subbed to rap critic since 15 k subs

[@theangryholmesian4556]

You forgot the greatest Christmas rap song of all...the Wrap Rap!

[@UberGingah]

A Christmas fucking miracle is my favorite Christmas song, and it's a rap song

[@MuzikPimpinOGDOGCRISP]

Lupe sampled from Midnight City? Epic!

[@ThePokeTesla]

The first song sounds like Nothin But A G Thang and the second like IceCube

[@xmodemrm]

I would love to see you do a review of Christmas on Death Row, it's the crown jewel of my bizarre Christmas album collection.

[@ayyliensftw5726]

Which Shaq is better this Shaq or Big Shaq IDK.

[@leegunn4594]

At least he isn't mumbling

[@galleryofrogues]

Lee Gunn Agreed!

[@thedlcj]

Really wish we got that NC crossover

[@mynameissloth4656]

the 199SHAQ LINE MADE ME DIE THAT SHIT WAS SO HILARIOUSLY STUPID