Rap god Fubuki nerds out over glasses

[@blubsubs6989]

we've come full circle

[@johncarlolamoste3643]

yes Fubuki got glasses Luna got glasses did Marine got glasses already?

[@redacted144]

@@johncarlolamoste3643 soon...

[@neeha9449]

they're selling real glasses too

[@mar0z]

im ready for next lap

[@reconnois]

@@johncarlolamoste3643 she does now

[@warren5037]

Translator : *translates this* Us: he's a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will

[@yoshidasaki17703]

He once write translation with a fookin pencil! A FOOKIN PENCIL!!

[@skulldozer1462]

@@yoshidasaki17703 who the fuck could do that?

[@ZagzigingZigzagoon]

He once live translated a stream with a 56k modem a 56K MODEM

[@agentkirifuda_shank7071]

Truly golden spirit that not every joestar have

[@3mizuki_12]

Persona 4 character designer be like:

[@richard488]

Yu explain why the girls need to enter the beauty pageant

[@Sybato]

I didn't even think of that, it's probably Fubuki's favorite game

[@lycohandler]

I CHOKED ON MY WATER PFFT

[@wolf397]

Soejima and Fubuki really do know whats up tho

[@ensemble3647]

Fubuki likes characters that exude "daddy energy". Fubuki absolutely adores glasses. Conclusion: Sojiro

[@kaetill8945]

I like how they picked these avatar beforehand knowing they'll be amazed.

[@LadyMoncho_Cyborg]

I was thinking the same LMAO

[@Necroneer]

Lmfao yeah their shocked faces really our perfect for this scenario

[@shadelawft4736]

I like how Luna was so taken aback that she let her regular voice slip out

[@joosh9051]

And we were all so taken aback that none of us noticed it

[@Faunatic97]

@@joosh9051 true

[@Yoruyel]

luna voice was original even before she become vtuber she sound like that

[@mochisharvey]

timestamp?

[@themobius5798]

@@mochisharvey 1:11. But if you want to hear more of it, just find Luna Hachaama or Luna Subaru collabs

[@norukamo]

Pekora: peko Rushia: nanodesu~ Fubuki: Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. *Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?*

[@BenevoIence]

Mad respect for typing the whole thing out

[@arktanyan6604]

That's some effort right there.

[@skyrah1365]

This entire passage is copypasta-worthy.

[@equilintogo5378]

This shall be our copypasta

[@s1d3r34l]

this man really typed out the whole thing, what a chad

[@blackoutnine]

Be honest translator Bro - how many times did you have to listen to this to get it down just right xD **GUYS SHE GOT GLASSES NOW GUYS GUYS GUYS**

[@asurars]

Nah nah it should be:” How much of these did you made up?” since anyone would fuckin have a stroke hearing this the first time...

[@jomujomu7513]

They might've just slowed it down to 0.75 speed like one of the comments said to do lol

[@yuurai]

When someone's really good at Japanese they can just pause the video instead of setting it to a slower speed.

[@Aryazaky]

@@yuurai how can you even hear them by pausing?

[@blubsubs6989]

longest 2 minute video i've ever translated

[@tdc3477]

As a boy with glasses. I can confirm we can make them gleam anytime we want.

[@HebiSnake]

TRUE

[@Ixe2077]

Can also confirm

[@axelmilan4292]

Indeed

[@lance6092]

I too can confirm

[@lance6092]

@@feather3097 you’ll learn in time

[@Cethavi]

I can hear A-chan in the background: * Takes glasses off and Chuckles * *"I'm in danger"* Sasuga Fubuki! Fubuki can sing _The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku_ in 1x speed This talk is just a piece of cake for her

[@akmalaizat2277]

STFU bronya

[@Necroneer]

@@akmalaizat2277 wut

[@gabrielgutierrez913]

@@akmalaizat2277 You ok there, buddy?

[@akmalaizat2277]

@@gabrielgutierrez913 okay

[@satoriakihiro1283]

She did sing disappearance of Fubuki kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqCqmXudiaaUd9E

[@kuuroda7914]

Fubuki: Being able to switch up styles and color of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! *also draining your wallet is alot of fun too*

[@WeaponHunterX]

Well going from Fubuki's gatcha and gambling addictions she must believe so lol

[@Mr.WhiteCat_YT]

🐳🦊🍔👑 🤣

[@Endershock1678]

Depends on what kind of lenses you have, definitely. If you have really low prescription lenses or are just wearing glasses because fashion, you can get them cheap for like $20. If your glasses look like mine, a pair will easily set you back $200.

[@fran-wk3nq]

She’s a gacha player do you think she cares?

[@stickytim64]

@@Endershock1678 I really hope I never meet someone wearing glasses for fashion tbh. That's like riding around in a wheel chair for no reason imo. I hate these dang things and I just don't understand why people would want them on their face if they don't need them. (I do agree with everything FBK ranted about though. Irl glasses suck, but 2d is all good)

[@ShirakoriMio]

2x speed literally sounds like she's on rewind holy shit

[@LofiCatFox]

god damn it now i cant stop listening to the video in 2x XD

[@LowIntSpecimen]

she sounds like donnie thornberry

[@SoupTurtle16]

If played at 0.75 speed she sounds normal. So I guess she's speaking at 133% speed. At 2x she sounds probably 266% faster than normal lmao.

[@clicheusername7182]

Thank you for this. Didn't even think of it until i read your comment.

[@MercuryA2000]

Oh my god she really freaking does...

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

She trained her whole life for that. She's probably said that to her friends for years. I wish I was as passionate about my fetish as she is...

[@republicgamer8183]

Same brother

[@shironekohitsune72503]

Same, brother.

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

"Don't you think we really need to officially give everyone glasses?" Fubuki speaks for the fans.

[@cameronspencer9619]

As sad as we were to hear it initially, she wasn’t kidding when she said we were “best friends.”

[@reboxC]

Me trying to learn Japanese My Teacher:

[@normanderi]

he/she wishes to, be real lol

[@Genotypic-and-Genes]

Eminem has been real quiet since this got out

[@kuuroda7914]

Apparently if you turn 0.75 the time shes rapping, its just like a normal person talking This just show how powerful she is...shes progressing

[@ケンジ-t9k]

I’m watching in 2.0x...

[@HebiSnake]

@@ケンジ-t9k Madlad

[@Kazuk1787]

I tried it in .50 and she sounds like a drunk person that's venting out her problems

[@tsukinemu1497]

Now we must wait for the time when we needed that .25

[@HMN134]

@@Kazuk1787 .25 is someone after drinking an entire bottle

[@darukaru]

And now we’ve got Glasses Noel. We’re truly blessed. 10/28: AND Glasses Matsuri. IT’S HAPPENING

[@katastrophic4l]

And glasses Suisei

[@brazu9864]

And Glasses Flare now too

[@ArchiveTheMyth]

Every time a new model shows up with glasses, I come back here

[@ES21007]

@@ArchiveTheMyth Has Fubuki ever gotten glasses lol

[@arenssasyl7365]

I really love glasses Noel

[@TheAdmiral14]

Everyone talking about how fast she talks and I'm here thinking "How'd she think up all that on the spot? That's some conversational skill."

[@wakipai3D]

True

[@MisterSleep1123]

It's not one lined. It's repressed fetish

[@simpledj509chromo7]

She's an absolute legend. Fubuki is an incredible entertainer and she seriously never fails to impress.

[@KazBarVT]

"DON'T YOU THINK! WE REALLY! NEED TO! OFFICIALLY! GIVE! EVERYONE! GLASSES?!!!" The punctuation for emphasis is strong!

[@QCCBigZam]

This hits different after seeing all these new outfits with glasses selects. Like the new Flare costume has SIX.

[@sayospecter6731]

And ironically enough, Fubuki's new costume _doesn't_ have glasses.

[@davidscann]

@@sayospecter6731 Not *yet.*

[@The_US_Doctor]

@@davidscann how far along is a petition for it lol

Legend say: eminem going to Adopt this cat fox

[@justsomeonewithanezukopfp8224]

Legends says: She IS going to adopt Eminem HA ⬆️ HA ⬆️ HA ⬆️ HA ⬆️ HA ⬆️ HA ⬆️ HA ⬆️ HA ⬆️ HA ⬆️ HA ⬆️ HA ⬆️ HA ⬆️

[@asacocovirus981]

Legends say: Fubuki is the one that teached Eminem on how to rap

[@nightsky9118]

Fubuki lived in the forests, as a fox (?).. then ventured into the city to find a lil boy(shota?) He grew up to be Eminem, and Fubuki stepped into the same world as a Hololiver.

[@kissena3830]

Legend says Eminem learns rapping from seeing a cat fox

[@Necroneer]

It's the other way around now

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

Every time I think I’m making headway into learning Japanese, I get a clip like this and realize I have NO IDEA how i’m supposed to get to the point where I can understand spoken Japanese at FBK speed.

[@shadowfrostshadow3119]

1:11 that wow is my first time hearinng that voice from luna xD the princess and the pirate overwhelmed by the cat-fox

[@ShenSeiken]

Might want to check out Luna's collab with Haachama cooking "takoyaki". She totally loses it.

[@shadowfrostshadow3119]

@@ShenSeiken Oh I did watched that. Yeah that's on a whole other level of hell for the princess.

[@HebiSnake]

As expected of Fubuki

[@Eternith]

u did good with the masking job, nice work

[@Otaku_One]

**Disappearance of Fubuki Flashbacks**

[@merchael30]

FBK: *raps about glasses* Marine: When she said "Enjoying all kinds of glasses at a BUFFET," I felt that

[@Ravenleaf182]

Honestly, its really impressive how she wove in her breathes to make it sound like she was emphasizing and making points and makes the whole thing flow seamlessly

[@syrusalder7795]

I honestly thought she somehow said it all in one breath

[@xelasneko]

She is speaking faster than I can read the subtitles.

[@deadgavin4218]

fubuki: *studies monogatari and tetami galaxy astutely fubuki: [featured above]

[@nezunish-898]

Holy shit this two anime are like the fastest talking dialogue I ever hear. Glad you mentioned it lol.

[@nezunish-898]

But with monogatari you need headtilt tho.

[@gamercraze1646]

@@nezunish-898 u need a pause button in mogatari

[@galil_6863]

You know shit got real when the subtitles are going faster than the chart

[@briantang4032]

I like how it zooms in on Luna and Marine and their faces as just like "Oh shit this is happening lol"

[@justsomeonewithanezukopfp8224]

"This is beyond my Understanding"

[@venomark7883]

Fubuki: talks about glasses Marine and Luna: *insert continuous windows error sounds*

[@ratemal7748]

Manager: "What kind of glasses do you want?" Fubuki: "Yes."

[@truetimewatcher]

So *that's* why she asks Vesper to wear them all the time...

[@bankkunarak]

"what do you think? do you want glasses?" after that rap performance, i'd say yes to anything she said.

[@RenkoBocchi]

Me who wears glasses: Fubuki can you be my wife? Fubuki: *Cat.exe has stopped working*

[@thelastwindwaker7948]

I love that you can hear the two of them trying not to lose it in the background.

[@re_nforce]

Ya know, The Anime Man loves rattling off the Black Hanekawa tongue twister, but i'd love to see Joey give this one a shot...

[@dvid51524]

The fact that this actually becomes kind of a reality with the recent costumes just makes it better

[@tansantiagojosekurniawan3217]

Even I still stutter with my EASY native language, but damn Fubuki...

[@SlyHikari03]

True

[@shingshongshamalama]

Marine: "Just talk about glasses." Fubuki: "I am speed"

[@danielisnotafluid4175]

I'm have a feeling that Fubuki might like glasses.

[@Aerynolae]

I understand what she means. Eyewear, be it sunglasses or prescription ones, are the greatest there is. Just having someone, be it man or woman, wear one changes our perspective of them. Just having to witness such change of appearance questions our cognition to the point where even the most anti-glasses of individuals will have a hard time disliking such spectacle. You might even say eyeglasses are the workings of a god. This is why we should all wear one, and change it according to our mood. (Also, never wear contact lenses. Those are super anti-glasses.)

[@jamesleonard1967]

Me: playing it in 2x speed Also me: shes speaking the language of the gods

[@xenghuong]

Her last sentence to end her debate sounded so satisfying lol

[@Temari_Virus]

Fubuki breath count: 0:15 0:17 0:24 0:31 0:42 -break- 1:02 -end- ...6 breaths per min?!

[@mirokuaograces446]

I just realize how amazing to be able to sub something. Leave alone the possibility to slower the speed, its still amazing.

[@shiftfire4511]

I love how this is a still image. It kinda drives the incredulity of their reactions even further.

[@jakubgrzybek6181]

I feel sorry for her kids... Imagine getting lectured by her.

[@hust_sami_slave]

She almost did it, every new costumes came out with glasses

[@yuzutranslationch.8516]

"If you can speak slowly, you can speak quickly" - Sacrilegious fox

[@xenoxxillia1411]

At first I thought the video was edited to like 2x speed or something but then I went back to the original and wow she really does just speak that fast in it.

[@RubyRoks]

I've seen the copypasta, but THIS.....This is beautiful

[@Kiramelo]

and now EVERYONE has glasses

[@Verbose_Mode]

You can hear the fear in their voices when she finishes.

[@TheOnlyBiodude]

This is like the jojo 9 page muda for Japanese learners. It's merciless

[@cheezeofages]

It was at that very moment they fully realized how next level Fubuki really is. To be able to recite so much in one go at such speed with total clarity and put passion to it. That's just next level stuff right there.

[@Shahid_2004]

May be a bit late, but.... Recite? You're undermining the reputation of this glasses nerd xD she didn't RECITE it... She literally came up with it on the fly... XD

[@HanjiAlto]

hats off to you translator great job translating all that

[@pokgeila]

It sounded like Luna was out of breathe after Fubuki was done

[@adamadma310]

Didn't expect Fubuki on 2x speed to sound like a sorting algortihm

[@RimelightX]

When Flare shows off 6 sets of glasses.

[@veltongrath3429]

Her call worked, every time a member gets a new outfit now they almost always get a pair of glasses

[@hanisu93]

SO THIS IS WHERE IT CAME FROM

[@makomachine7643]

Coming to this after all of Holo EN debutes their new outfits that all have glasses, Fubuki's campaign seems to be going well lol

[@FortunaFever]

the translator deserves an award for being able to understand everything she said

[@wiliee69]

Fubuki is the real character, her IRL character is just a stand

[@ryouhanura9887]

Fubuki is indeed cultured. GLASSES FOR THE WIN! GLASSES FOR EVERYONE! GLASSES IS LIFE! GLASSES IS LOVE! VIVA GLASSES! VIVA MEGANE! VIVA! Glasses are wonderful. Why? I mean if you have seen anime characters with glasses, you can see that there is quite variety of them, indeed it is like a buffet of all you can see glasses. Glasses are amazing as well in how a person can look different with or without their glasses on! With glasses on, someone could look cultured, smart, intelligent or even scheming, but when they remove their glasses, they sometimes become a completely different person, sometimes this reveal is comedic for some characters but there are also some who turn from their usual geek/intelligent/scheming/etc. look to a completely opposite one. Have you also seen when girls with long hair or maybe even medium length hair remove their glasses then proceed to slightly shake their head to get their hair in place? Glasses are wonderful because they can also be a considered as a part of a fashion style. Glasses, depending on where on the body they are placed, can give someone different looks or auras, there's the regular glasses worn normally, there are some who fold their glasses an place it on their shirt, there are also ones who wear it on top of their heads. There are a lot of different glasses and I am sure that there's glasses that is meant for you.

[@asacocovirus981]

*flashbacks of Fubuki singing the dissapearance of hatsune miku*

[@hikari4244]

Props to the translator to be able to translate this😂😂😂

[@-Raylight]

*"Even Marine & Luna are afraid"* Fubuki : _"Tell them that we want our glasses"_ Roboco : *_"Am I a joke to you?"_* Please no one tells Fubuki about Kanda or Ratna from Nijisanji xD

[@pixiesv256]

Mio with glasses too

[@wigo9710]

_inhales_ Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

[@zkhonsaiyan]

Eminem is shaking in fear now

[@andusz5518]

Marine *drops her sandwich bag, as a pair of glasses slides out of the bag* Fubuki: Oh my, it appears you have seen it.

[@deeperthantheabyss624]

It's like one of those Supplement Commercials with a guy who Raps the effects of the drugs and giving you 1 second to read an entire transcript of 100 words

[@Witherbrine98]

Who's come back here after watching Koyori's debut? I think Fubuki may have some competition here.

[@ryanchong9965]

When you turn the video to 2x speed, Fubuki sounds like she's tearing through the sound barrier.

[@e10dew]

She sounded like emilia from re:zero when she talked really fast

[@merfyn4838]

Ok never even expect to fubuki be this massive glasses nerd... its quite impressive in a way.

[@lucidlullaby894]

Fubuki became Teddie for a bit there “Everybody gets glasses!”

[@calren8710]

The Hero here, is totally the translator

[@crisp8378]

"Rap gode"

[@blubsubs6989]

i was playing apex and didn't notice 😔

[@serampartz5303]

She flows so well from one word to the next

[@Tyler_Not_Taylor]

…2 years ago?

[@catt9853]

and your comment is a year old. holy shitake, felt like it was just yesterday

[@LeonValCh]

This is a massive win for glasses wearers. Who would have thought something we wear out of necessity would be such a huge fetish for a certain white haired kitsune everyone mistakes for a cat?

[@KevinJeff.]

Teacher: Make 300words for paper about yourself under 2 minutes Fubuki: done

[@aggresseal2016]

You know it’s Monogatari series vibe When you has to stop to read the subtitles 😂

[@xT3D]

Emilia doesn't stand a chance, fubuki is clearly the superior white hair waif- friend

[@ShiroNekoSenpai]

Fubuki, Roboco and Mio last month: You can now buy our glasses. Fubuki in Anime Expo Lite 2021: All the members of HoloEN should wear glasses. She's still going.

[@askylibrarianoftheoceans4102]

I used to hate my glasses, and hate wearing them Now I don't. Thanks, Fubuki

[@izyizhan3561]

I love my glasses dearly. I just dont like to wear them. Too lazy

[@Syl518]

She is more obsessed with glasses than I am with her! Now _THAT'S_ impressive!

[@durandol]

Finally, someone with the power to challenge Shaw!

[@samlomp6267]

It’s funny how fubuki herself isn’t wearing glasses while ranting about how good glasses are

[@Azumongo]

Fubuki is right, Hololivers with glasses would be pretty sweet (at least we already have Mio and Roboco with them). They could probably design a few very nice ones and then slightly adjust their sizes for everyone who wants to wear them. Wouldn't even need to do much modeling and it might get a similiar amount of hype as streams where they reveal new clothes for all we know.

[@StrikeNoir105E]

4 out of the 7 Hololive outfit reveals this week has had glasses. Now to see whether Gura and Ame have them to continue Fubuki's Manifest Destiny of Glasses!

[@anxxiety7374]

I'm more impress at the guy who translated this😂

[@cow_tools_]

Playing at half speed makes her sound like an eloquent drunk.

[@noraiou]

Marine and Luna be like : We are Doom

[@kiggerst]

The prophecy has been fullfilled, now all hologirls has glasses

[@reshiram36]

Here after Luna got glasses