The fact that Raphael is trying to stay so close to prison with his tools and is cutting them open with the hugest scissors I've ever seen and a massive knife is so hysterical to me 😄
@HarveyTalksPrison3 жыл бұрын
I agree. He needed to use what prisoners use. I have seen razor blades used, floss for cheese, and ids used. We didn't have scissors or big knives lol
@totallyspiesrock893 жыл бұрын
Lol I remember ijustine and her knives!!😆
@charlottesfunandfreechannel3 жыл бұрын
I'm just surprised that prisoners food is that interesting I thought they got basic food like you get bad school lunches. They have to deal with it
@magicalunicorn69423 жыл бұрын
@@charlottesfunandfreechannel They do get school like food but can buy things on commissary their "store" but buying things there can get pricey. There's a few good youtubers that have prison channels, they are so interesting! I love watching Jessica Kent!
@micky_knuckles3 жыл бұрын
in the "sushi" recipe, he had boiling water...pretty sure you can't get that in prison 🤷
@teeeee35163 жыл бұрын
I love how your videos go straight to the point without boring ass intros..
@Viralclips_._3 жыл бұрын
sub?
@VdiMusicGaming3 жыл бұрын
@@Viralclips_._ Sorry no
@t3sslaa3 жыл бұрын
@@Viralclips_._ ок🤟🏻
@WombRaidrr3 жыл бұрын
everyone comments this
@meganelise21863 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about his videos! Just wish I knew more about him
@maeganrose95913 жыл бұрын
I love at the end when he was talking about subscribing and way he said ‘u don’t have to, it’s just a thing’ he is so down to earth , funny and good vibes
@xprex3 жыл бұрын
Bcoz he is already rich .. youtube is just a side hustle
@mejra8433 жыл бұрын
@@xprex its his only job
@gorbonrumsay97143 жыл бұрын
@@xprex This guy is either too humble or have low self esteem because he's bullied a lot by hate comments.
@chelseawinchell88343 жыл бұрын
I read this comment literally the moment he said it!😱😱😱
@ParkJimin_303 жыл бұрын
@@gorbonrumsay9714 He's a great person like he does donations and stuff so idk why people bully him he's so funny and down to earth. They need to get a life fr
@aanyaarora8953 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate the fact that he not only replicated the recipe but also the process to make it more real!👏👏
@Viralclips_._3 жыл бұрын
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@AKtEMER3 жыл бұрын
@@Viralclips_._ No begger.
@HarveyTalksPrison3 жыл бұрын
He shouldn't have used scissors or knife but other than that he did good
@AKtEMER3 жыл бұрын
@@HarveyTalksPrison hey i watched your video. Your really honest i respect you
@HarveyTalksPrison3 жыл бұрын
@@AKtEMER Thank you so much
@fidato_3 жыл бұрын
No one literally no one. Raphael after puting literally anything in his mouth.: this is the best thing I have ever eaten..
@klarabarunovic98413 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Fractulated3 жыл бұрын
yo fax
@kcjm73453 жыл бұрын
“This is incredible”
@IceHawk183 жыл бұрын
My brother just finished a 10 year bid last year. He earned his red seal for cooking while he was there. The man can take anything and make it into something spectacular. It's incredible how resourceful some people in prison become. For 8 years he would never eat in the cafeteria. He'd get other people to use their canteen money to buy ingredients and he would cook for them in return. The only thing that was a struggle was the lack of sugar and some fruits because inmates would make brew with them.
@sosososososo1232 жыл бұрын
What did he do to end up in prison for so long
@LanguageBLOX1_Alt2 жыл бұрын
@@sosososososo123 whys ur name that lol
@hollys.67113 жыл бұрын
"i wanted this to be authentic prison food..." brand new sentence
@stephanieeverett22383 жыл бұрын
Oxymoron.
@klarabarunovic98413 жыл бұрын
@@stephanieeverett2238 how?
@peaceobi66053 жыл бұрын
@@klarabarunovic9841 bc prison food isn’t authentic
@hyunjin3ko3 жыл бұрын
@@stephanieeverett2238 stop ruining the joke
@Dietprada2.03 жыл бұрын
This wouldn’t be a Raphael video without him dropping stuff 🤣
@c.michelle35383 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious! This Man is bringing us the real struggle food recipes we never asked for but honestly, this content made my Saturday night. I'm here for this "authentic" content.🙃
@aracelipolendosandoval67673 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel like not everyone gets your jokes... I feel like one of the lucky few..... because I'm always laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@maryhinckley54303 жыл бұрын
me too like the line about the this is how I get killed in prison when I present this cake had me doubled over in laughter
@kcjm73453 жыл бұрын
I was just saying that he’s pretty funny
@ParkJimin_303 жыл бұрын
Ikrrrr he's freaking hilarioussss
@Denrm3 жыл бұрын
He is HILARIOUS!!! One of the few ppl that makes me LOL LITERALLY. And he’s so adorable, too. 😩
@Guralaxi2 жыл бұрын
well, people have different senses of humor so- hehe-
@lizzieolsenwife3 жыл бұрын
his reaction to getting burnt was like a little kid kinda and its the most adorable thing ive ever seen
@berlinrichardson27083 жыл бұрын
Wait when does he get burnt?!
@kawaiibunnbunn3 жыл бұрын
@@berlinrichardson2708 9:45
@Mint12973 жыл бұрын
I was crying up until now...but you're KZbin notification put a tiny smile on my face, thankyou love, and I hope atleast you're having a great day. And I wish you happiness
@cib79303 жыл бұрын
Feel better 💜💙
@SyedaGulzareen3 жыл бұрын
Cause of sid
@priscilla_grace3 жыл бұрын
Be okay dear. Much love to you. ❤️❤️❤️
@annkal.36083 жыл бұрын
I hope you feel better soon! Sending you much love!
@reaganorton17103 жыл бұрын
You’ve got this
@AlexisLaFury3 жыл бұрын
Me just discovering Raphael's videos from a yt recommended. Now I've been binge watching all day! I love his sarcastic sense of humor. Then how he just goes right to the point not just waste our time. Love it all.
@WhooNiki3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he uses the same tools and most of the same ingredients just shows how much he cares about his content! Keep it up Rapha 😃 ohh and as always his reactions when the food is falling of his plate are sooo adorable and funny omg
@brittlovesbrad12263 жыл бұрын
I’ve never wanted to be someone’s friend so bad. 🤣
@micky_knuckles3 жыл бұрын
saaaame
@jaytoussaint95983 жыл бұрын
I would definitely like to see a five star chefs take on the prison recipes. Cool idea. 💡
@C.L.Hinton3 жыл бұрын
Rapha, dear boy, please use a cutting board. That's so bad for your knife, table, counters, fingers, etc. I worry about you every time you pick up a knife.
@HarveyTalksPrison3 жыл бұрын
I have always wondered why he never used a cutting board.
@hyunjin3ko3 жыл бұрын
@@HarveyTalksPrison i don't 👁️👄👁️
@beauty-rr2wp3 жыл бұрын
I never use a cutting board loll and anywho hr usually does use one
@briannaparker96223 жыл бұрын
i remember when you followed me on twitter like years ago and im proud to call myself an og bc youre seriously so awesome
@KassandraMurillo213 жыл бұрын
“nope, it’s prison” 😂😂 you never fail to crack me up
@graci3973 жыл бұрын
I hate the wait for your next video, but I'm always thrilled when you post!
@veronicac93633 жыл бұрын
I literally laughed so hard at you're jokes and personality is just all around real and unapologetic! I love it 😂 this is why I love watching your videos, never stop making people feel good ♡
@shybunny27593 жыл бұрын
The timing of your fails = comedic genius 😆
@mctheobeymebunny1903 жыл бұрын
These videos are my oxygen. I live for his accent 😍🥺
@C.L.Hinton3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, same. Raphael: Pronounces the word "today." Me: My day is made!
@micky_knuckles3 жыл бұрын
yeah, where is he from!?
@C.L.Hinton3 жыл бұрын
@@micky_knuckles He's from Portugal.
@micky_knuckles3 жыл бұрын
@@C.L.Hinton ohhhhh okay.
@shawnsisler37433 жыл бұрын
I just want to say, you're an amazing soul. I hope whoever is in your life knows what a treasure you are. Oh, and hot water should take the "candy" off your card.
@jesnatheresa31393 жыл бұрын
I like how you're content is very unique and super creative ❣ great work , really enjoyed this video 😄💖
@Kirome3 жыл бұрын
Prison doesn’t sound too bad.. Just thought people was in there eating oatmeal and cereal 😂
@ssttephanie19663 жыл бұрын
I thought they only had bologna sandwiches ! 😂
@ssttephanie19663 жыл бұрын
I love Raphael, but was anyone else cringing when he ate off the end of the knife?
@HarveyTalksPrison3 жыл бұрын
No we made some good meals. Lol but what's wrong with oatmeal? Put some peanut butter in it and you are ready to go workout .
@sunrain6453 жыл бұрын
Watch the show 90 days in. Normal people pass as inmate to see what its like inside.
@sarashaker61473 жыл бұрын
People in our army eat much worse than prisoners in usa
@nessteboul14673 жыл бұрын
27:41 You're the only person I know who opens à snicker bar with a knife 😂🤣 I live for it it is hilarious ❤
@gellertgrindelwald29213 жыл бұрын
Ok but like , being completely honest , I would watch “ 24 hours in prison “ if he cooked for the most part of the video
@theinternettrashcan3 жыл бұрын
"it should've been more of a rectangle than a square" "also god making my body shape" HEOMABSOSLNAHSKSJKL SAME
@curhob3 жыл бұрын
Ok but that's Emergen-C?? That has so much Vit. C in it! And he's like "I really should have made more" and that's already 2000 mg! Hope he doesn't eat all of that.. smh
@Supergirl99093 жыл бұрын
hahaha i was like 😖😳 when i saw that. at home we just have one packet a day when we aren’t feeling well
@FriendlyAC130Online3 жыл бұрын
the emergen c was the best part. I worry for this man sometimes
@Ru_bizzy2 жыл бұрын
@@FriendlyAC130Online 🤣
@TheHourofWitchery Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how you're replicating prison meals with the biggest knife 🔪 😂😂
@uninterested59053 жыл бұрын
i honestly love your content so much, you're such a joy
@tiffanyw34253 жыл бұрын
I love it when I see your videos come up! This one was fun, I'd like a part 2!
@snowangell91003 жыл бұрын
I love that you leave in when you drop stuff. Always gives me a giggle
@Raiden_N73 жыл бұрын
TIL prisoners are creative, and Tesco's own brand "Ms Molly" products are basically prison quality.
@tinkerbellaella64643 жыл бұрын
Ms molly chocolate bars are amazing though
@nctzen_dazzler37163 жыл бұрын
@@tinkerbellaella6464 I actually like them lmao
@hyunjin3ko3 жыл бұрын
@@tinkerbellaella6464 I've never tried them 👁️👄👁️
@brandynettleton16582 жыл бұрын
I applaud that you tried with an open mind! I’ve seen these videos with prison “spreads” and I’m not sure I’d want to try any of them, but they definitely get points for creativity when they have very little to work with!
@user-kj2dg8pf6j Жыл бұрын
The bit about the shared cooking show with a Well-Known American cooking and home design personality (not naming) and that they might go way back. I expected to see many more chuckles over that. I love oblique humor
@DrBrennan3 жыл бұрын
Emergen-c is an effervescent/fizzy drink. So thats why it bubbled up.
@alysa5253 жыл бұрын
The Martha shade 😂😂💀
@TargaryenReign3 жыл бұрын
Dude your sense of humor isn’t s so dark…..and I love it🤣
@reaganorton17103 жыл бұрын
The whole creativity is more important than what you have was quite good
@chiarakoch60343 жыл бұрын
honestly raphael you are so creative! i know demographically your content is probably not my target group but i enjoy every minute of it intensely! did you like the vegan mayo? its my favorite!!!
@ievadetaxes8263 жыл бұрын
He's just getting prepared when the copyright claims roll in
@Malmughairy3 жыл бұрын
I’m having a bad day so this is my getaway, thanks for making it easier♥️
@reemelkelani23323 жыл бұрын
Hope things got better for you hun
@Malmughairy3 жыл бұрын
@@reemelkelani2332 thank you💞💞
@lbednaz3 жыл бұрын
I'm having a physically bad day, but watching your video made me laugh and forget my pain for awhile! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
@jodieidk64973 жыл бұрын
Raphael you are honestly hilarious, your comments have me howling 😂 loved this video 👏🏼
@shanti22353 жыл бұрын
Was waiting for a video, so glad it popped up now 😭🎉💕
@Nasima-tg8pq3 жыл бұрын
It's sooo weird to hear him saying "Basmati" 😆😂 Yeah it is Basmati rice and btw basmati in Arabic means "My smile" 🥰
@debrafulton57103 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate you putting time into your videos and not making it seem so rushed like others 😁😁
@alondravelasco46943 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooo "shots fired ,but we were all thinking it "😆🤣🤣😂😂🤗💀dead
@lubnahm60093 жыл бұрын
Always coming to us with the most innovative video ideas
@madison13622 жыл бұрын
So much shade in this vid im LIVING for it!!! Literally my favorite KZbinr
@gloriagibney3085 Жыл бұрын
Thankyou for NO annoying intros ‼️
@GabrielGonzalez-un7rx3 жыл бұрын
I literally just discovered this KZbinr and I am already in love with him and his content lol.
@Ray_Vun3 жыл бұрын
you don't need to worry about the boiled water melting the plastic because plastic melts at around 200c, while water boils at 100c. if it's hard plastic, it might get softened and reshaped, but it should be fine
@Amanda---2 жыл бұрын
In America we donnot have digestive cookies. My EX was British & he said the closest thing in the states is Graham crackers.Not sure why they are called "digestive cookies." 💯 I love Graham crackers.
@xNoiiRxcCoeuRx3 жыл бұрын
Actually Prison is like being a child except that you´re locked in a tiny Room for most of it. But the emotions behind it resemble it pretty much, someone else decides what you eat, when you eat and what you can get from the outside World. And you always have someone walking with you through the prison.
@faithlockhart4933 Жыл бұрын
This is how I start my day watching Raphael make prison spreads ❤️😂
@PrabhaviArushika3 жыл бұрын
Our boy is back with another long video! Thanks Raphael❤️
@ellenw18813 жыл бұрын
I'd love a part 2. This was one of my favorite videos.
@isabellacermak1933 жыл бұрын
someone get this guy some cutting boards 😩
@robynaverys10363 жыл бұрын
He needs a sponsor asap
@CatStockings2 жыл бұрын
Context for anyone who wants it, food in US prisons (idk how it is in other countries) is split into two categories: 1. The food they give you by default, it's the bare minimum to keep you alive and a lot of prisons get the food in a box that's labelled "not for human consumption", especially the meat. There's a whole bunch of shit. 2. Food you pay for, which is junk food, chips, ramen, cheese sauce, all that shit. But yeah, from someone who is subpoverty, when you're working with a limited resources, you do get very creative with food. You just throw shit together because if it doesn't work, it's still better than the alternative.
@jump_start3 жыл бұрын
Prisoners are creative as hell
@sherinhanafy28903 жыл бұрын
I was kind of having a bad day but you made it better by posting your video
@chirulitos_99593 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Raphael is such a mood lmao
@foxylady16922 жыл бұрын
I was like :"noooooooooooo don't eat from the knife!! you'll get hurt sweetness!!!" I LOVE YOUR CONTENT.. I'm shook that i'm here for four years... Oh My Goodness.. ALSO...I love how your table gets messier and messier wth each round.. And we all new you were gonna drop someting...so don't feel bad about it my love, this was perfection!!!
@standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory3 жыл бұрын
The koolaid packet has no sugar in it btw, it's the creamer that's making the candy, the drink mix is just for flavor & bulk...
@animposter49713 жыл бұрын
The way the sushi guy says Cheetos is hilarious
@mintyymocha62533 жыл бұрын
Cheeters
@cookingwithamina40313 жыл бұрын
You would be surprised on how many people eat rice with their hands like my whole family and all my relatives eat rice with thair hands
@Kristynne.2 жыл бұрын
I mean, the base of that cheesecake with the crushed biscuits and butter it's an actual recipe 😂. I used to do it in the past as well. The mixing is a struggle but the results are amazing.
@tuckyboss60993 жыл бұрын
Raphael : Are they eating better than me? Me : (thinking the same thing) instantly dies of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@traaaykat3 жыл бұрын
Next video idea Gourmet Prison meals! Or like a 5 course Prison meal!! I love that you’re doing longer videos, your content is why I pay for the premium 💜
@Paperdogstudio Жыл бұрын
I love the considerable thought he put into weather or not to lick his card. Risk is real :)
@MD-jr4qc3 жыл бұрын
Your videos are so good i don't even notice 30 minutes has passed by
@aaaananasija3 жыл бұрын
Watching your videos always makes my mood better.. Your energy is everything!! 🖤
@teresasanchez97393 жыл бұрын
…”even in prison, this would get me arrested again”…
@ravangle87293 жыл бұрын
imagine back from school and raph upload a new video LIFE IS SO FUN
@johnnydepp69073 жыл бұрын
We want a Part 2. This was quite unique. 🤭🤭🤭
@BazTheStoryteller3 жыл бұрын
Cool kettle. It reminds me of either C-3PO or Tik-Tok from Return to Oz.
@timauman77742 ай бұрын
So funny always dropping something so real love this guy thanks
@sabiner.11543 жыл бұрын
24:13 The guy sounds like having lots of ingredients not mentionend... ;-)
@taniaverma30613 жыл бұрын
I love how he is using prison techniques with smeg appliances 😂😂😂😂
@ZTM123 жыл бұрын
You should look up Jessica Kent she was in prison and makes videos of recipes she made in prison.
@unnathimandoth23323 жыл бұрын
How underratedly witty are his jokes xD
@Smoladh3 жыл бұрын
LOVE YOU RAPHAEL ❤ STAY BLESSED!! I LOVE YOUR FOOD VIDEOS 🌸
@markmcauliffe98343 жыл бұрын
“I ordered beef but they sent me kimchi.” Sounds like what my life is like.
@0rangebanana3 жыл бұрын
Omg these reactions are going to be TOO positive I just know it 🥲
@musiclove16063 жыл бұрын
Who else wait whole week eagerly for this his videos?
@jordynblust72743 жыл бұрын
I feel like the stale Cheetos rly added to the authenticity
@SarahJeanCole3 жыл бұрын
We are just here for you and all your awesome amazing content. You're so talented. All my love from Michigan ❤️
@tiffanysylanski51963 жыл бұрын
I have been obsessed with you since you started. Just about. And I’ll never stop. 🤣💙
@NoThanks1883 жыл бұрын
Here before the notification squad!!!!
@saraatppkdotpt81403 жыл бұрын
Always find it great spending time watching your videos 😊👍 this edition was super interesting 😁
@Bigbentwoten3 жыл бұрын
raph this is for you-🪴 i love love you!
@anur48353 жыл бұрын
iconic Raphael always throwing down cake
@nouraahmed35653 жыл бұрын
The sound of the forks and spoons on these pots are killing meeeeee😭
@lizardplushgaming83893 жыл бұрын
I love you pls do prison food only for 24 hours
@taranehsaad6273 жыл бұрын
I love ur videos, ur ideas are so coo👍👍 keep doing the good work😍😍
@beckypatterson4153 жыл бұрын
This is the content im living for lol thumbs up
@bridgettony3 жыл бұрын
I just love when he drops the food on the table 😂😂😂😂