Rating Fan-Submitted Bars (Episode 5)

[@NLSNcs]

Getting an ad at 13:20 and having to hear Graydon say "pussy juice" twice was really fucked up of KZbin

[@toyszz5250]

I don't even get a single original experience anymore man

[@NLSNcs]

​@@toyszz5250if it helps it happened to me twice lmfao

[@YungTony]

Fan submitted bars? Yeah they do that

[@johnstevens7232]

Your tryna tell me a fan submitted these bars?

[@nutball3756]

I sure hope it does

[@anushgopalakrishnan]

@@johnstevens7232 yea

[@blew1t]

You’re telling me a rating fanned these submitteds?

[@FromMan2Monkey-nb5fq]

Yeah that’s what I woulda did

[@jaycollins7115]

My shoes black like SpongeBob’s, if you touch them you gon pat ricks

[@HotStrange]

Lmao I hope you win

[@t.jphoenix]

hard

[@ethanparker5878]

Incredible bar. Don’t comment again.

[@AceOfSpades7991]

We’re never leaving Davey Jones’s locker with this one

[@nutball3756]

Should've said boots like the one eoisode

[@dirtcollector]

“woke up feelin cranky, need me some tranq and some luh me da granky”

[@GoodSoup240]

S

[@sammorris8185]

S

[@softtaco6603]

S

[@visitjustin]

S

[@songofclay]

S

[@eth3792]

The back to back to back punches such as "I think Tarzan owns the rights to that song now" to "no, Tarzan is dead" to "no, he was on hot ones last week" are why I watch this show

[@woodyhitya]

“Here’s Johnny”flashin the rolly through the door hits hard

[@matthewv9169]

Punching through a concrete divider to flex the ap

[@benhaslam8728]

My ice must be a little pony, the way it glittersparkle, so many bands its alien to you, the way it gleebleknarckle

[@cashmunycoop]

S

[@CameronCunningham-h4f]

My pie is as pink as the pony

[@guruthemaster4516]

ONLY ZŒRP BLOCK MFERS CAN RELATE TO THIS ONE

[@toby4784]

Can’t believe donald duck was on hivemind

[@HotStrange]

@@toby4784 Donald Trump, what’s the difference?

[@visionlegacy8166]

one step closer to daffy

[@anushgopalakrishnan]

great bar, S tier

[@pxppetrot]

They coulda just made it 'lay low and stitch'... Fire bar tho

[@sergiobena1]

The "It was on the hot ones last week" needs to be in the bits brackets

[@origiginal8056]

i thought they were just lying wtf why was donald duck actually on hot ones

[@sushidog5312]

Dewy decimal

[@dragon1512]

⁠@@sushidog5312dewy denial

[@Pristinepanesnpressure]

Put 8 oz in the blunt now we cookin til the hash browns

[@simeonlp]

This is the only good bar in the comments ❤

[@Pristinepanesnpressure]

@@simeonlpthanks bro I have music on my channel with more good bars like that you should check them out

[@logandell863]

@@simeonlplook at the top comment

[@harveyweir8061]

need to set up the potato entendre in the first half

[@Randomjackass135]

Do you have any idea how much weed that is?!

[@ajflynn24]

LARRY JUNE MENTIONED

[@ant-jpeg]

I have a bar but i'm not going to say it because its the best one

[@woodyhitya]

🧠

[@montgomery2168]

idk why I saw this and thought 'action bronson'. I don't listen to action bronson.

[@liamkempf6404]

My pockets fat, Ceelo green Your pockets skinny cuz you see low green

[@JakeBodenhamer]

You can tell Graydon would have a mean Trump impression if he worked on it

[@hileute45sd41]

I am high on ketamine

[@hileute45sd41]

Bar

[@donfigalo7659]

i actually bumped into graylin during one of his xanax black outs. i don't even remember it myself as i was blacked out on benzos i bought from my uncle's "friend." but i was sent a video of us on tuesday that could destroy both of our lives

[@ianumathews5922]

can you send me that video i won't show anyone promise

[@ShadowMewto]

Nice bar man

[@CoalBee01]

who's Graylin?

[@reesefleming1829]

whos graylin?

[@anongoldster9915]

B

[@skyeparker1333]

She said Riley I like purple Then she flurple on my nurple

[@earringzarerad]

i’m intrigued by the one with the forehead and his recent raunchy behavior

[@scoobert9]

i like your pfp

[@earringzarerad]

@@scoobert9 OMG THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU🙏🏼🙏🏼🦄

[@Flufferly]

13:21 I got an ad here

[@gayfroginabog8202]

8:05 “she looks like a million bucks” it was RIGHT THERE MAN

[@compenceTV]

Scooby Doo is the new Iron Man

[@ElLechero12]

Jeez boys. All this content, it’s hard to keep up. Podcasts, Limited, Unlimited & Cheap Seats?! The whole crew have been putting in WORK!!!

[@andynachos2045]

RIP QUAN

[@FromMan2Monkey-nb5fq]

Mickey Mouse money, pockets so deep I got magic bands

[@jonmueth5020]

A crab bar with no curse? Did we break it?

[@blunderbass851]

my jaw was on the _floor_ when Riley said 'fuck bucket'

[@ericthompson4523]

i’m a teacher, this is exactly how we rank our students

[@sirchickenguy2727]

I feel like the gen aside Joe Biden bar sounds like a line on a saturation era Brockhampton song lmao

[@simolicious_art]

My drip is in-seine, like an olympian swimmer

[@caleburrprod]

hit 88 in my homie’s urus and smacked a tree like bam, he’s gonna have a cow boy whenever he ceedee lamb

[@Aerials135]

12:03 funny thing about donald duck eating hot wings (apart from the bird eating wings thing) is, birds literally don't care about spicy things. there's a product you can put on birdseed to stop squirrels from stealing it, and it's basically just a super spicy seasoning, because squirrels taste spice but birds don't

[@BackMarcus-n5k]

Davis Ruth Garcia Anthony Jackson Brian

[@largeman1624]

Sitting on a baby… Call me a babysitter

[@tree9171]

mfs told me i get no game at the central but beavis know i get nothing but head

[@KeynesUrsula]

Wilson Jeffrey Thompson Ruth Perez Patricia

[@Insidejokesgamin]

Cody Ko editing

[@drunkdriving6600]

balls so big? my dog plays fetch with em

[@FuriBeats]

Pull my AK out the closet and let it sing, Choppa Roan

[@thelameg6]

“yeah shes a 6’7 slasher, 88 overall, but she has some killer badges”

[@limonada4347]

waiting for my money and inner piss

[@vblaze6086]

the way they tie in every joke they've made multiple times just amazes me this is the best show on the internet

[@blew1t]

Liam Gallagher and Stich(Sexy Style) 2024💙🇺🇸

[@Sif_theGreatGreyWolf]

Love the power puff girl bar. Shit was dope

[@lilxxupnext]

“she’s got a temper, but like a mic check i got one too”

[@nickcostanza8730]

"An angel at the front of justice" is a double referring to the french duo Justice, who had a hit called Genesis

[@everyoneelsemovedonfan]

JAFAAR! ITS SABRINAAA!!!!

[@joenicholson755]

Im tired after the 8th cutie I have to o I smoked the 8th then the q then the half in the bowl

[@zachisosum]

Wait they actually had donald duck on hot ones

[@thermoking23]

Getting bread everyday call that chronic pain

[@chewnip86]

you are so smart

[@thermoking23]

@@chewnip86 thank you, you are the only person who has ever enjoyed that bar

[@haushinka4226]

the editing is so slay

[@oetproductions8101]

Call me breadpool cuz my wallet be breaking the fourth wall

[@roll6091]

I forgot i submit a bar and got flashbanged when i heard my name 😭

[@IM_ZAANX]

its funny cause Liam Gallagar is the baby that did cocaine in shameless

[@idiotplays2036]

0:49 i love graydon saying this cause i genuinely didnt know that until like a year into watching hivemind

[@zayyy4k]

could maybe the “here’s johnny” bar be a double? could play on the fact that it could be made by johnny dang

[@lilly_bvg]

i got bars like granola call that spitting seeds

[@joshfenn5374]

@rileyfromhivemind where did you get that shirt its really beautiful

[@HotStrange]

I was up late hiving my mind last night and you guys won’t believe what happened.

[@yazzybear69]

Right now?

[@HotStrange]

@@yazzybear69 no last night while I was mind hiving

[@leechannohmygodd]

Sounds like meditation gone wrong

[@kylehotchkiss7085]

Bud wrote the “will go Ferrell” bar, but Buddy the Elf was Will Ferrell’s character in that movie

[@killerdruid]

“Having gay thoughts cause I can’t think straight”

[@PlayboiCartiAdlibs]

carti

[@FratboyLenin]

The sound of money counter keep me going like a marching band

[@jaydenyounger6496]

Either you're shooting with a new camera or you're adding 10% extra contrast/saturation in post. Very cool!

[@MacadamMarcus-y1x]

Clark John Williams Scott Hall Steven

[@FutureKLX300SMowner]

"my wrist goes heres johnny the way it be shining" would be fire as a last line of a mexican ot verse. he'd manage to roll the n's in johnny no doubt.

[@zebteched]

Started selling luxury clothes themed around trees cause why wooden tie

[@noahsalomons9687]

if jill don't want me, well i guess i gotta hope joe bi den

[@tofulemonade6329]

Off the rails of a crazy train so you know I have a Loco motive.

[@bobo_the_recluse]

Dignan was on Hot Ones just yesterday!

[@emoshawtyzzz]

she hived on my mind till im unlimited

[@cake4494]

The invisible father now wants to be a mother call that a trans-parent

[@theprettyoftheodd7997]

All Time Low said it best "We're just aiming to please and the anesthetic don't hurt one bit" Graydon having to clarify that he didn't high five Riley to Luke Wilson's character dating an underage girl

[@collinalvarado1462]

I'm only after numbers call me Deuteronomy When i chase ya have ya runnin yellin "dude they're onto me!"

[@TheTwoGoalsOneCup]

“Dignan likes the tootsie rolls, call that chick carpe diem”

[@z-r085]

Donald Duck has been on Hot Ones but Larry June hasn’t smh

[@potatoandbeans1543]

i make bars, beer grandfather, rearing wordplay harder than the morning after

[@PlayboiCartiAdlibs]

dø2n

[@Market.707]

my backwoods paul walker the way they wrapped around the tree

[@slowestjabroni]

holy shit this bar is sinister ahahahaha also take out the “call”. works better. “my backwoods paul walker the way they wrap round tree”

[@Market.707]

@@slowestjabroni good call

[@DylanMurray360]

Genius. Amazing. Thank you for your service

[@Loseph2up]

I commented… but I need this to win 😭

[@kd5751]

S

[@dbsuper2928]

Put my cat in the oven and I called it a brownie Put my dads ashes in the blunt now I’m feeling astounding

[@randomlaughterislove]

FYI Sean Evans literally did an episode like that with Puss in Boots

[@morenofranco712]

I introduce myself like 'Hey I'm John' because my name is John 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥LEAAAAAAAN🔥🔥🔥

[@askefn]

She said mabu I like fan submitted bars

[@Cceternal]

so i blue her back out and subscribed to hivemind unlimited

[@nutball3756]

It isnt funny anymore

[@matthewv9169]

​@@nutball3756WRONG!!!

[@montgomery2168]

@@nutball3756she said mabu, it isn't funny anymore.... so I blew my...... and left her on read..... Get it?......... Don't let that go over your head......

[@JimFanAccount]

I just imagine a blooper reel of them listing off of people on hot ones

[@owenschultz47]

We rollin life a movie this that major motion picture

[@bigmoneysameer]

i can’t wait for toyotathon

[@caleburrprod]

servin tom brady in a patriot all to get my bucs up skated 12 in a t hawk v8 engine hit a buck some

[@grahamolson9152]

On the phone with my plug and I’m speaking broken Spanish, but I got lines and bars like I’m talking coke and xanax

[@farrisbass]

Go into the bush with my mouth wide open, I feel like bear grills

[@cadencenavigator958]

lilo and stitch are more like, best friends, or dog and person, so i'm reading that as like how i say "that dog's people"

[@hol_9533]

4:22 don’t ever speak about Nani like that again

[@rykami14]

can't believe phil collins was on hot ones last week

[@bradymckillop8943]

The third bar is definitely in a 2Chainz song sonewhere

[@nadiahand108]

Shout out trans racks for real

[@gotzemusic]

Now we know why Wet Dreams is Riley’s karaoke song •,,•

[@slowestjabroni]

the ghost of robin williams was so sick on hot ones 🥵

[@sammorris8185]

wanted "Caine in Abel" followed with "Caine enabled"

[@activelyaria]

they thought donald was daffy 😭😭😭

[@jimwilly2silly]

how can I submit bars?