Rating Football's WORST Apologies ft. ChrisMD

Sometimes PR teams handle things well, sometimes they don't; and sometimes footballers will take matters into their own hands, which can lead to some fantastic content.
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00:01, 15:08 | Unknown Brain - Hollywood Perfect (ft. NotEvenTanner) [NCS Release] (Instrumental)
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01:14, 09:38 | False 9 - For The Night
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02:59, 12:10 | JNATHYN - Dioma [NCS Release]
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03:52 | JJD - A New Adventure (feat. Molly Ann) [NCS10 Release] (Instrumental)
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05:19 | Julius Dreisig & Mandrazo - Swalla [NCS Release]
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06:19, 16:00 | Approaching Nirvana - 305
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07:39 | Antano - Walk Away
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08:28, 14:07 | DigEx - Fall In Love [NCS Release]
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11:02 | Tollef - Take Our Time [NCS Release]
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[@Yung_D-Lo]

H&M after Icardi's apology: "Why did I get picked on?"

[@testadalord01432]

Caught strays for no reason whatsoever

[@speedl9147]

“What he say fuck me for?”

[@jarjarbinks513]

Amazed Rashford doesn't make an appearance in this, true king of the iPhone notes app.

[@averagebeetle]

I was also terribly surprised. My man has a PhD in this subject

[@benward8751]

Rashfords apologies is a whole video itself

[@andythompson7958]

@@benward8751 what was he apologising for

[@_shmeezy]

Too many apologies to count.

[@joaofelix7408]

@@andythompson7958 Anything, a loss or a bad performance. He just loves apologising

[@pierryhenry9303]

The best part of the Icardi drama is that she cheated on Maxi Gomez (I believe) with Icardi to build the aforementioned family. So it's all just ironic as well. Glorious

[@ashb7]

They really are perfect for each other, hell that "apology" working proves they're on the exact same wavelength. It's just a wavelength us mere mortals cannot even comprehend.

[@pierryhenry9303]

@@ashb7 agreed. They live on another plane of existence

[@zachharrison1885]

Don’t forget Icardi and Maxi were supposedly best mates before it happened, and that Icardi has Maxi’s kids with Wanda tattooed on him 😬

[@MAXfutbol8338]

The footballer you're looking for is Maxi LOPEZ, but yeah that whole love triangle alone kinda proves why I would never want Icardi playing for my team. Just seems like a toxic personality.

[@kurtsudheim825]

I'm generally not clued up on wags & of pitch drama, but even I know this, & wondered if they didn't or just don't want to day, but when he said poor lady, I was like really?

[@Matthew-bu7fg]

The best apology in world football was Brian Clough. He was punching fans that invaded the pitch and, such was his prestige, the supporters actually apologised TO HIM rather than the other way around 😂 If you manage to assault someone and get them to apologise to you then you've completed the game as far as apologies go

[@nffctv184]

Clough what a man. Wish he was still around

[@kianolner3818]

Missed out on FSG/John Henry’s terrible apology for the super league that some Liverpool fans fell for.

[@mxbinator1]

Kroenkes called us 'legacy fans'. Which is fine as long as they accept I call them 'cunt owners'

[@tofuteh2348]

Whoever defended or forgave FSG for that should never be allowed to sit at the Kop. You don't get to sit where Shankly's ashes were scattered because I know that man probably would've led a riot if he saw either the breakaway of the premier league or the super league.

[@ojasdighe991]

@@tofuteh2348 football is a game where 22 people kick a ball

[@athicbot3222]

@@ojasdighe991 you are correct

[@justsomeguy2743]

@@tofuteh2348 no one’s forgiven FSG but id rather owners who’d back down under fan pressure than owners like mike Ashley who won’t every time FSG have done something controversial we’ve managed to get the decision overturned it’s better the evil you know than the one you don’t

[@gavinpower2020]

Admittedly, it's quite funny that Issa Diop is so shit that Zouma didn't get suspended for the cat incident

[@harrisonmissen674]

Yeah we literally had no option with European football on the line and only just bought him 5 months prior for 35 mil

[@korganrocks3995]

@@harrisonmissen674 I mean, you had the option to do the morally correct thing, but morals are kind of a distant memory in modern football, so I can't say I believe any other club would have done better.

[@stevenholmes4963]

The apology that you missed: Chrismd: I'm sorry I haven't uploaded in the past few months. I was too busy filming apology videos with Ollie.

[@georgepatrulescu4293]

Can't believe that you missed the Ousmane Dembélé's "Making fun of Japaneze people" apology

[@Supraifyification]

whether what he did was so terrible or not that has to be one of the worst apologies i've ever seen and there is no way dembele ever typed that himself.

[@azulalmao]

@@Supraifyification he said he would have said it no matter where it was. whoever wrote it. it was diabolical

[@diegogonzalezvazq]

@@azulalmao tbh j feel like the English translation isn’t a very good one bc I somewhat understand what he tries to say with that context (he said something about the country along the lines of “all this technology in this country and they can’t solve this dumb problem”) but that wasn’t what people were mad about anyways. Though the specific part you mentioned isn’t why it was bad. It just avoided any accountability

[@saddocatto9245]

cause it's not even an apology

[@raimarulightning]

@@Supraifyification It was absolutely terrible. Why the fuck would you try and imply that there was some reality where his actions were more acceptable than his apology??

[@danpaton9744]

How Rashford and Maguire avoided this list is astonishing

[@KremBotop]

As a Peruvian, you guys mentioning the Kukin Flores one was insane. Still fondly remember that incident, though the poor guy has sadly passed away a few years ago. He was actually a club legend in a Callao team called Sport Boys. Anyway, keep up the good work

[@NajashiProductions]

The Carragher interrogation apology is top banter you should have included that, they made him watch his own spitting in slo mo 😭

[@aaron6259]

Missed Joe Hart's "Job Done ✔" apology

[@yorak_hunt]

The greatest bit of the Icardi-Nara drama is the way them two even got together. Wanda herself cheated on her husband, best friend and teammate of Icardi and that's how they got together...

[@pliosaw]

Been excited for another one of these types of uploads for a while. Glad its here!!!

[@sidney2738]

Been excited for an upload full stop for a while. Glad it’s here!!

[@xretcyvbnimo]

The whole Icardi thing is weird. She cheated on her ex (Maxi Lopez) who was Icardi's team mate at the time. Now Icardi has tattoos of the names of all Maxi Lopez and her children.

[@luizmatte4345]

Wanda and Icardi deserve each other. Disgusting people both of them.

[@zachharrison1885]

Forgot Wanyama’s apology for wearing a t shirt with the confederate flag on it, a golden moment

[@DanicaCidosa]

You guys are massively missing context on the Icardi Wanda relationship. Search for "Wanda Maxi Lopez Icardi".

[@owen1848]

Classic banter from the ogs of my childhood

[@kimblecheat]

Worst apology: David James - he had dyed his hair blue for a fashion shoot and claimed he let the goals in as he felt uncomfortable in his hair as fans were laughing.

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

No, worst apology is John Henry for the Super League.

[@ivandolotowicz9840]

The whole Mauro Icardi-Wanda Nara saga is super deep, there are multiple layers to it. Wanda if i am not mistaken is his agent so she pretty much controls Icardi when it comes to transfers and such. Also, it was said that the whole thing was a publicity stunt or something like that. And Wanda Nara is not as inocent as she seems. And i didnt even scrap the surface.

[@NattyStar77]

She used to be Icardi best friend's wife and cheated on him to be with Icardi 😂

[@joshleader8017]

The clip of carra apologising for spitting on sky is top tier cant put lukakus above that

[@scottibio9135]

Chris is so funny he makes every football video so much better

[@hristo5323]

This is football heritage.

[@Rampy]

The comments here have some great suggestions, I reckon there has to be a part 2 honestly

[@Vert-.]

Was waiting on the Marcus Alonso one tbf 👀

[@farah.t]

this is a phenomenal video concept😂

[@callummurphy4431]

I love how I was at 2 of the Arsenal games mentioned, every time I go to a match something bad happens

[@SaadHaque72]

love these kinds of vids

[@jackcarter7378]

I was waiting for the Walker incident and the Greenwood+Foden Iceland incident apologies

[@ccf3294]

FT round three is going to be soon isn’t it…can’t WAITTTT

[@increasearmadillo3032]

This is actually the best channel

[@Duval-In-The-Wall]

In Toney’s apology- “Working hard to score more goals to win us more goals”

[@Jabberley55]

Mario balotelli blowing up his bathroom with fireworks and needing to take fire awareness course

[@RobColbourne]

Jack Grealish during Covid should be here surely

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Jack is an utter gombeen. Would not trust a word that "man" says.

[@danieleverett4213]

To be fair to Xhaka, he's absolutely succeeded in winning back the Arsenal fans.

[@hm_-nh6fo]

The video I didn’t know I need

[@samuelpalmer332]

I think we all need an apology from Ollie after adding the wrong chapter at 5:50 😂

[@theinquisitiveginger5864]

There needs to be another one of these 😂

[@VarunKumar-ro4ll]

You guys didn't even scratch the surface of the mauro icardi saga. I havent seen that level of public desperation ever from a millionare who could easily.

[@hannesbruning4130]

I miss Zlatan apologising for calling france a shit country

[@notagod7804]

once again ollie has youtube on strings with this one

[@OrangeJuice984]

Can we just forget this season now

[@rossfindlay7760]

Cantona and the seagulls, iconic!

[@emem_nrd237]

12:55 I'm surprised they didn't say they were unaware of Asia existing 😂

[@captaincyrmu7349]

Big fan of the Diabolos pic in the background

[@brothergarr2134]

"Footballers have done worse and gotten away with it" Sounds like a certain ManU winger playing in Spain

[@Flippityflap]

Jason Blueconcrete?

[@louieb2563]

christian benteke what a guy honestly

[@boltezer]

i love you chris

[@rhyshowcutt9429]

HES ALIVE

[@ayrfresh9632]

Ivan toney risking it all for Jane park hahaha

[@vxwk]

They found a picture of Wayne Hennessey doing that exact pose in a football when shouting to his defence to be fair to him

[@Rhys550]

Crystal palace seems to be at the centre of half of these😂😂

[@YourTransformationUK]

Carragher :- I spoke to the girl and that is my biggest regret. 😂😂😂

[@kingkicker8528]

5:39 Well every time he gets injured now fans sing “that’s how your cat felt”

[@martinjasper7650]

I would still like to face Kurt Zouma in a charity boxing match, where all the proceeds would go to the RSPCA!

[@junaydtariq1185]

need more fm content

[@danny7537]

Nah you missed mark noble one where he says the guys Chinese and he’s actually Korean 😂😂

[@theoppa]

noble never apologised and the account who tweeted that awas clearly fake

[@DeffoNotToucan]

How the fuck did Juve post that Tweet. Absolute implosion 😂😂

[@pannycostara7534]

I still stand by the fact that xhaka was well within his right to do what he did

[@trippy3079]

Close to 200k

[@willdw5491]

Classic

[@bigfatfish564]

Ik u never upload but this season of brexit fcs gone on for 6 months with 2 episodes like wtaf

[@Tomow20]

You did a full video on Footballer apologies and didn’t mention the most famous apology of them all. Cantona in the mud

[@Ash-jb7qi]

Missed out on the Griezmann Halloween Costume

[@maxsamakin7639]

You need to do one with Russian striker Artem Dzyuba holding his wood and apologizing for that

[@DG-hl1xo]

Forgot the mustafi apology when’s Arsenal made a video about how he was getting bullied on Twitter

[@cjwhits9813]

What about when Kyle Walker went and broke covid rules and he said he was harassed or something

[@PeterMCRA]

My Saturday: Takeaway food and an Ollie Dixon video, does it get much better?

[@Hyrokanos]

This vid has me 💀

[@callumcruickshank5236]

Eric Cantona’s press conference after kung fu kicking the xenophobic thug

[@FlatcapFlynn]

What a cannon of a spit

[@bentoohill4019]

What about the amazing Eric Cantona press conference

[@nerfornothing358]

The Juventus women photo is 🔥🔥🔥 way can’t people just take a joke

[@saltysers]

Should have done a Marcos Alonso one oh wait

[@saltyninja5601]

Missed out on the carragher apology for suarezs racism

[@tomasmugicamoreno8499]

Messi has never had to make an apology… make of that what you will

[@Lolbadnub]

Wow bro that’s so cool, it’s like you fucking Messi fans always have to say something about your “idol” to prove that he’s the “goat”. Like literally nobody asked.

[@funkytiger8683]

important mauro icardi correction: he didnt have the 2 kids with her, his argentina and inter teammate maxi lopez did lmao

[@sammymonk6020]

You know Mauro icardi stole that wife off his old teammate 🤣 wtf is this guy Damn it pierry Henry beat me to that fact

[@kushsutaria4995]

I think they should have explained the categories better because i was trying to understand that for half the video 😂😂😂

[@anthony5147]

Yeah same it still doesn’t make sense to me 🤣

[@lukelonghenry3233]

Haven’t watched the video yet but I guerenteed Marcus rashford makes an appearance

[@xRyqn]

12:40 can someone please explain this tweet and why it is controversial?

[@neogotmycrack1664]

Making fun of asians probably? he pulled his eyes back and alot of people do that to make fun/to be racist against asians

[@AcedVidz]

It's mocking East Asians

[@slazico5197]

Referee's apology after the Chelsea Barca semi-final

[@m3an583]

for your knowledge the same wife icardi apologised to is the ex wife of his friend and ex team-mate maxi lopez. so the fact that he swindled around and cheated on her with her friend is actually funny

[@hamadinho9524]

This guys upload schedule 💀

[@sbflying]

Wayne Hennessey 'not knowing' what a Nazi salute is just shows how thick he is, both in terms of knowledge and in terms of his actions. True or not, it still makes him look stupid

[@JoshXCVIII]

Joe mamas one was so funny

[@aarlinstuff7584]

hello ollie doing a challenge on TikTok 2 see if i can get a response of some FAMOUS people and u came to mind. One of the funniest people i know cant lie. right, i have a question Sign for Aston Villa or Watford

[@Hayden-my6cu]

If you ever want a totally unbiased source on United and Ronaldo. Chris it absolutely your man.

[@caelum-5584]

Could just about make out what you were saying over the background music

[@HelloEdits613]

6:12 😬😬😬😬😬

[@georgespicer1560]

Joe Hart congratulating spurs for getting knocked out of the europa league

[@paullafont5331]

Cantona sorry 😭

[@olzgmr3783]

LUKAKA, just, LUKAKA

[@Marley0911]

Eric cantona????

[@MediaMerchant]

The first one was a man u fan

[@walterwhite5152]

I was the 11,000th like.

[@DW-yi9jo]

icardi only got back with wonda because she wanted it more than him, it would mean more exposure for her brand. Mauro was an idiot anyway...

[@fluxisdad7857]

Zouuuuumaaaaa

[@ajax9923]

I didnt know Kevin de bruyne had a KZbin channel

[@riverstone7790]

The kid was not shouting anything at Ronaldo.