Reaching Boiling Point At Our Tenerife Hotel

After finishing our walk back from the beach we get the giggles at some of the unusual characters we met along the way. Then we take a look around the hotel before heading to the buffet to see what's on offer.
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[@emmaspapercrafts7221]

Mazzie it was Stephen King! 😊

[@Mammyannie]

Your are correct Mazzy - Misery is by Stephen King

[@stevenkahn1995]

Why don't you just use the microwave to boil water like everyone else?

[@catherinewebb3803]

Why not use the microwave it is commonplace to use them for boiling water abroad

[@emmaspapercrafts7221]

They’re coconut macaroons Dan! ☺️☺️

[@user-ic3hv5ex1j]

Macarons (French) are two meringues sandwiched together with a filling

[@catherinenorman5354]

To the two of you 🤗🚐🚐🚗🧳🧳🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿❤️

[@janecox4173]

When i lived in a narrowboat i had washing machine envy. Now is static have bath envy xx

[@Dave64track]

Great video looks like a lovely place and the food looks amazing.

[@janetroberts2262]

Glad you’re both having a great time on your back to back hols. You could have heated water for tea and coffee in the nuke machine but I love that the shop keeper gets to keep reselling that lovely looking kettle, that was so funny. Siam Park is a water park on the south side of Tenerife and Loro Parque is a zoo on the north side of Tenerife, Loro Parque is great for all, Siam Park has a beach area and is great if you have kids but to be honest, unless you are waterslide people, forget it. ❤❤ Sorry, got to add, the coconut dessert was a macaroon, the one that you was thinking of Mazzie is a macaron, totally just had this discussion with my daughter and granddaughters at the weekend 😂😂

[@SusanGrisdale]

Macarons are what you are thinking of Mazzini xxxx

[@SusanGrisdale]

Sorry…..Mazzie😀😀😀😀

[@mozit8063]

Yes Mazzy, Misery is a Stephen King Movie. x

[@bernicegardner4019]

Mazzy, if you are looking for strawberry jam or orange marmalade it is mermelada de fresa or mermelada de naranja. Hope this helps.

[@janetmccann6715]

Hi mazzy and dan glad yous are enjoying your holiday thanks so much for sharing ❤❤

[@johnallotment82]

Macaroons is the coconut that you have there.the meringue one mazzy is talking about are called macrons

[@paulamccarthy8197]

Love a coffee or tea while sitting out on the balcony, nice view, can’t wait for my holiday next year :) I’m 1974 too Dan ha big 50

[@marywalsh8344]

Mazy. You can’t be peckish …….. only hungry or starving. 😊

[@adrian123118]

You need to go down to play las Americus

[@christinesmutek3856]

Why not buy a few bottles of water in the shops and when you’ve drunk them. Fill them up at the hotel. Then you can take it anywhere you want. You could even put them in your fridge so they’re nice and cold. Hope you are over all your travelling tiredness. Xx

[@Alan-Dawson]

2.5 weeks to go and back to Tenerife! Last year was my first time and loved it. Turkey Is my preferred place but she's had enough of Icmeler, I love that place.

[@juliepownall1063]

Love icemeler

[@amhpm]

Omg in tenerife for the final masterstroke Dan 👍👍👍

[@nickdunn5723]

What is it with all inclusive hotels never having any proper sausages haha I’ve never seen one that does

[@vickyporteous9819]

I think you should try and see a doc mazzy with your sore leg, the panic feeling you had etc just to rule out an embolism for precaution with all the flying

[@broadland13]

Macarons are the meringue type, Dan was correct about coconut macaroons.

[@susangreen9127]

Hi Mazzy and Dan. Jet 2 are really good with giving info on departure details, i have never had a bad experience with them. The kettle saga was so funny, when i was in Gran Canaria, i was told if you leave lilo's in the pool they go and take them back to the shop and resell them lol. It is very colourful in the hotel, which is nice to see. The pool view is lovely from your room. Enjoy your meal and take care x

[@patclark9857]

Misery was Stephen king mazzy.xx

[@user-dx8dt1wr9n]

Siam park is very very good a must go to in Tenerife . The macaroons you both talked about are called macaroons, the meringue ones and the coconut ones . Love from Caroline Butler ❤

[@user-dx8dt1wr9n]

Just to say you could have used the microwave to boil your water. From Caroline Butler ❤️

[@karinawalker7534]

Siam is a water park, if you like the misery film mazzy -u should read the book I couldn’t put it down

[@bellefreeman803]

A lot of hotels have stopped having kettles in rooms due to people pinching them. We go to turkey(hisaronu)all the time. Was very shocked when we heard from the rep the rooms dont have a kettle. We have bought the travel ones. I've got 2 now and always take one with me, they are very light and dont take much space in your case. Xx

[@deballen6147]

Great vlog guys. I think you are gonna have lots of fun .I spend 3 months a year on the reef bloody love the place . Spanish hotels that state they are 4 star are normally our standard 3 star . X

[@mildredschulz]

Great video. The hotel looks lovely and the food looks great. Enjoy your holiday. I’m looking forward to seeing your next video. You both have a lovely tan 👍😎❤️

[@Lazybug007]

They’re coconut macarOONS - Mazzy is thinking of those brightly coloured macarONS. Similar words, different ingredients:-)

[@anitalowe4588]

Siam park waterpark amazing

[@Blackwidow-75]

Siam park is one of the biggest water park in the world x

[@wildgooseman7047]

Lovely to hear you both laughing so much.😀 The tale of the kettle had me chuckling too! 😂

[@traceygriffiths8919]

Think you’re both going to enjoy Tenerife.. x loved this vlog ❤and England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 are in the final 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@zoewheeler9857]

Lovely vlog, had to laugh at the kettle story, that was really funny though, but least has sorted you out in the mornings for your coffee/tea on the balcony ❤😊

[@Michellejack7215]

Hi Dan & Mazzy, Great vlog, The kettle story was really funny. It looks lovely where you are staying. I hope Dan managed to watch the football and is celebrating England's win with a beer. Looking forward to your next vlog, take care xxx ⚽⚽⚽

[@karentoynton8948]

Having been several times to Tenerife, it always appears overcast. But its surprising how quick you will burn. I remember once someone saying to me after putting loads of carrot oil on you will burn , she knew better m rest of her go,idly she was in hospital with very bad burns. She went home all bandaged up. I just smiled at her. You can never help or advice some people. . I think your food variety there looks very nice, I thought they were just called coconut macaroons Dan. Thanks for sharing. It may come over stronger as you haven’t really been eating much so nothing for the drink to be soaked up. May help you sleep anyway.

[@LittleMissTitch]

Glad you got your kettle, nothing like a decent cuppa when you wake up or before you go to bed. The big 50 coming up 'eh? You're still younger than me I'm 52. Can't wait for your next video xx

[@happydaysx335]

Another great vlog, I laughed at the kettle story. 😂 Oh and Mazzy is right about the macaroons.

[@ireneanderson3070]

Happy you got your kettle,that was so funny😂😂 Both looking great 👍

[@juliepownall1063]

Hi dan and mazzy buying a second hand kettle 🤣 lol.that was funny thanks for the vlogs 😊 and we did it we beat holland we are in the final 👏👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😃

[@simonrandall8356]

Dan , If the lager is too strong ask to have some lemonade in it, they call it gaseosa I think, ( it's not too sweet either) cheers have a great holiday, again!

[@jennifercartwright7278]

💜💜💜

[@lindaeastment4542]

Hi Both, Glad you are enjoying your holes I think you should have asked at reception to find out if there should have been a kettle in your room Mazzy, are you giving away a secret last time you done your washing in Cyprus you ended up in Tenerife 🤗🙂 all the best to you both 💖

[@julieessam2224]

😊Sian park is the water park well it was last time we went, take a drive up to mount tede the views are stunning but if you want to up on the cable car higher up youll need to take your passport x

[@TravelTrollsTV]

And €80 each. No chance.

[@markcourt1097]

get a fanta lemon and add it to the beer, not a shandy more a lager dash will lower the strength

[@sarahcowlin4203]

Yes it was Stephen king that wrote Misery Mazzy so you were right. I have to agree with you also ….the washers are very nice looking hahahahahaha. Hope you both get into the swing of things soon and the tiredness goes away. Xx

[@yahyaoui-sz5ee]

Siam is si am not see am, it's to do with thailand

[@bernieashworth6957]

hi both siam is a water park

[@kellybristow-j5q]

Siam park is a water park and it’s absolutely amazing and a must when in Tenerife. It is very noisy where u both are I would never cope 😂 xx

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Yes it is noisy. As long as they're all having fun 😁

[@kellybristow-j5q]

@@TravelTrollsTV all part of the holiday experience. Have a great time xx

[@junegower7447]

Why didn’t you have that casserole it looked really yummy.

[@Amannda123]

❤❤❤❤❤ I love you got a kettle but you should have one definitely 😮 they should supply one even travel lodge has kettles 😂 I really didn't like travel lodge though very basic 😮 anyway you have a lovely time love you both 😘 ❤️ 💙 😉 give mazzy a big hug from me 😊❤❤❤ hugs to you too dan ❤

[@itzjustmolly8509]

Got a lovely view and a nice big balcony what you’ve showed us looksquite nice hotel🤗

[@user-tt9ur9ww1o]

Hope you have a great time why didn't you ask reception for a kettle

[@TravelTrollsTV]

They're only for All Inclusive PLUS

[@janecox4173]

What do you get for plus plus plus 😂 there always something x

[@user-ls1bt4mj1t]

They do have jam in tennerife may be in jars not sachets xx

[@theoddjobcentre6686]

​@@TravelTrollsTVI have that same lg commercial tumble dryer mazzy I absolutely love it

[@karenphillips3632]

Yes, Misery is a Stephen King Book, Mazzy!

[@colin7096]

Totally agree, that beer is horrible. Its Cruzcampo and I dont think it's actually that strong, it just tastes like someone strained dishwater through a three day old dirty sock. Best thing to do is get a shandy with it. In Spain, shandy is normally made with lemon (like lemon Fanta) and that helps a lot. If youre out somewhere try Tropical beer instead, its local and much more light and refreshing.

[@karenshean8841]

Sorry Dan, Misery is Stephen King, Mazzy;s right❣

[@yahyaoui-sz5ee]

My collapsible kettle goes everywhere with me along with my decaff coffees cappuccino, s coffeemate sucron, my cup and a spoon

[@HelenAndRonny]

Mazzy you look really nice in the green dress and white cardigan x

[@triciamacintyre4760]

Kettel and toilet rolls sorted Happy Holidays x

[@Astrid591000]

loving your travels and videos Thank Danand Mazzy 😊❤❤

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Our pleasure!

[@christinehodge3608]

Good video enjoyed this, thank you for sharing ,😊

[@Amannda123]

Wonderful vlogs beautiful couple it looks amazing there thakyou for sharing your holiday 😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@pauleneroberts1453]

Hi Dan and Mazzy, I’m glad you got a kettle for your teas and coffees. I just watched a vlog by Travel on he was at Loro park it was very interesting. You can buy tickets for different places through him. I’m pleased you’re settling in to the hotel and finding your feet. Love to you both ❤❤. Oh… it was Steven King Mazzy xx

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Thanks for the tips!

[@denisecafferky2248]

The kettle debacle was so funny 😂

[@JeansDolls]

Can’t you fill you own bottle with water from the machine?

[@KirstyThompson-m5c]

Glad to see your having a great time both of you an really appreciate the vlogs x

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Thanks so much 😊

[@valeriemurphy6838]

Looks lovely place looking forward to all the vlogs you both look so healthy and tanned

[@Butwhy313]

Glad you’re having a good time!!

[@annerosson4730]

Mazzy is so pleasant ,so good natured. I really like her.

[@mandycoulbeck8692]

a very entertaining vlog dan and mazzy

[@annestewart3764]

Looks like it will be a good holiday

[@tracygoodenough7198]

Mazzy please go and see a doctor you really don’t look well

[@jasoncaine1569]

Why didn't you just boil your water in the microwave.

[@gowersponger1]

Big thumbs up as always going from one place to another and them being such different places isn’t just a couture shock it’s mentally draining. Although most of us watching wish we could do it. Your on holidayyy remember just think your be back to U.K. soon. Or will you lol 🧚‍♂️

[@tinadeacon5721]

Poor Mazzy your in the wars hope the pain eases soon

[@kerrimccann3806]

Siam park is a big waterpark which gets very busy, so you have to get there early in the daytime, they also do themed nights. Mazzy we stayed in a hotel bit further up than you, we use to go and refil our water bottles in our hotel at the water dispensers save you buying bottles of water. The part of the island you are staying is probably the most hilly! Definitely go to los gigantes has a lovely harbour and nice for food and a walk round, enjoy your holiday x

[@Lazybug007]

Mazzy’s right, Misery is a movie written by Stephen King.

[@PrincessMatter]

hey trolls , next Wednesday is one finally operation wish me all the best

[@bobhope9317]

If the beer is too strong for you, order "una Clara" light refreshing beer..🤗🍺🍺

[@paulquinn4704]

Put a spot of lemonade in the beer, it takes th3 edge of the strong taste

[@janebritton9415]

Hi guys do a lager top that’s with just a little lemonade on the top it will take the strong taste away game changer for us women 🤣 enjoy ?

[@JPLamoureuxsTravels]

A Mazzy sized Mayonnaise dispenser!!! lol awesome! x I bet there wasn't a bloke being sick into a bin at that amusement arcade lol have fun stay safe love yas lots xxx

[@zoec9598]

What is this hotel called? Would love to stay here just based on the snack bar! 🤣

[@andybrown223]

Nice video folks🎉

[@TravelTrollsTV]

Thanks 😊

[@petajames4292]

I love Misery too....definitely Stephen King. Dan you need to win mazzy a corn on the cob to go with her peas. no one throwing up in that games room😂 I'm with mazzy, those washing machines are fantastic! Great video once again both❤

[@anfieldroadlayoutintheloft5204]

good vid on travel s thanks lee

[@mistyeyes6710]

Looking good you two 😊 kettle is just the right size, always good when someone else cooks 😉 awesome vlog ❤️🌹🥂

[@junegrimley5697]

James Herbert xx

[@Angel-002]

No, Stephen King. Mazzy was right

[@Amannda123]

Lovely couple really enjoying watching your holiday 😀 the kettle should be provided deffinetly. Even travel lodge have kettles lol I personally don't like travel lodge to basic for us . Anyway enjoy your holiday can't wait for the next vlog 😊 hug each other from me 😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊

[@allisontemple7348]

Hiya Dan and Mazzy absolutely loving your holiday vlogs thy making me feel.bit better as am in hospital at the minute 😢loving Teniefe like Mazzy I've been but must least 15 years ago .... love how you get excited Mazzy bout the washing machines..... Take Care Guys....😊😊

[@paulyoung6165]

Hi There Dan and Mazzy , Hope you are well , Great video , And Great you have a kettle with a funny story , Mazzy those are decent looking washing machines so thats you Happy this Holiday , The Beers were funny too , The hotel looks really Nice there ,well All looking Good , Keep up the Great work , love your humour , Take care Dan and Mazzy , XX 🏖🍺🍺👍👍

[@abbypritchard6010]

Oh, you could put a blanket down and lay on the floor and get suntan that way