Reacting to Cursed Food (feat. Sarah Schauer)

[@esthermigo3009]

idk about y'all but i recently got blackout drunk and ate like half a loaf of bread. woke up in hospital and remembered i have celiacs. so uhm. that's my cursed food, literally

[@trag1k562]

SIS AS A CELIAC HAVER WHY-

[@esthermigo3009]

@@trag1k562 I WAS SO DRUNK AT A FRIENDS HOUSE. WASNT EVEN MY BREAD. just started munchin

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@trag1k562 never question blackout drunk decisions man

[@blobberhead]

lmao idk why but this sounds like that ‘pop that beanie back on’ snl skit

[@joscalynhocking]

i’m crying 😂😂😂

[@uemochi9316]

Brittany: if you were an Apocalyp Soup..... her and Sarah: **nod nervously** Brittany: I'm gonna start again

[@robertdurrant]

This part fucking SENDS me 🤣 I literally keep replaying it lmaooo

[@misty8265]

10:17 thanks for the laugh

[@nalareeves2598]

YO SHE SAID "Apocalyp Soup.....ok" then Sarah came in with the "Yea =D" lmfao !!! im weak

[@bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322]

I mean, if I were an apocalyptic soup, I’d be a powdered beef stroganoff made with squirrel meat. 😂

[@DJBRXV0]

Brittany you really need to release your own line of branded mumu’s cuz I would buy 5 ASAP!!

[@2542lauren]

ohhhhh my god, YES

[@kaepiper]

YES

[@user-re8mt1nw4d]

coca cola needs to sponsor brittany with a branded mumu

[@srarah6639]

A bud light mumu

[@quintinsmith9946]

Why get 5 when you can have one pink one like her 😂😂😂

[@Spaceduxt511]

I absolutely died at “Jeffrey Digiorno” like I’m still laughing ten minutes later

[@darcyferrigno]

Im glad I am not the only one. Also, it will be awhile before I consume pizza again.

[@allisonb9682]

She missed the opportunity for Jeffrey Dominos

[@strummerdundee]

"It's not Dahmer Delivery...it's Jeffrey Digiorno!"

[@christinakern776]

I straight up WHEEZED 🤣

[@insomnia6886]

ur pfp is rad ‼️

[@charlotte6887]

Brittany keeps posting vids when I’m in the middle of a mental breakdown and I love it thankss bestiee

[@megano9598]

babe same

[@tanya.2365]

yuuuuUuUuUUUP

[@burntcookie6561]

But like LITERALLY

[@james8k]

Who needs a therapist when you have miss Broski

[@adeliabernatchez9235]

This comment just hit me sooo hard 🤣

[@moonriverinc7896]

Not enough people are talking about Brittanys hair but it’s so CUTE

[@xobrittdaniixo]

Yass! First thing I noticed! Her and Sarah both are totally serving us lewks! 👌💯🥰🤩🤩🤩👑👑👍❣️☺️💛

[@moonriverinc7896]

@@xobrittdaniixo this reads as a spambot

[@izzywigg2583]

Brittany in her mumu reacting to the darkest parts of the internet is the best thing on KZbin

[@user-np8yf8fj2w]

Is mumu an American thing?

[@tovi3280]

What’s a mumu

[@PenisPommes666]

@@tovi3280 it’s like a nightshirt but worse

[@amoodyb]

@@PenisPommes666 LMBO come on 💀

[@camerons.5001]

@@user-np8yf8fj2w very much no

[@dropdeadd_]

When she said “Jeffery Digiorno” my first thought was “it’s not delivery, it’s dahmer” and I can’t stop laughing about it

[@RealBradMiller]

😮💀

[@cammeted6485]

@@RealBradMillerJeffery’s victim’s reaction:

[@ld6000]

ok first of all: SO GLAD TO SEE THE MUMU back. second of: sarah, i can only be so gay please have mercy.

[@afoss7445]

the glow up was ethereal

[@bec7440]

literally what I was thinking

[@uhmmmmm123]

They’re literally glowing omg

[@DiMagnolia]

Me too I’m overwhelmed

[@Toasted.Pencils]

@@uhmmmmm123 and she looks so happy! And their arms are built as shit 😩

[@mw7845]

“Land lord by blood” “I have some self control, but not enough” “Men are feral” “They’re waiting to go to Newark with their baguette pickle” “I’m there with you, holding your hand. We’re eating this” I’m cryyyiinnggg 😭😭

[@eddywolfe1230]

Calm down

[@mw7845]

@@eddywolfe1230 I wrote down quotes in the video that made me laugh… and ur mad?

[@eddywolfe1230]

@@mw7845 when did I say I was mad bb?

[@mw7845]

@@eddywolfe1230 you left a passive aggressive comment

[@sarahking989]

watching a video with brittany and sarah makes me feel like i’m hanging out with my older cousins before we do a little dance to convince our parents to let us spend the night together

[@tea_n_5467]

Why were we all as kids trying to bribe our parents by choreographing dances, like it’s a universal experience

[@heathern8043]

@@tea_n_5467 hahaha right me and my cousins used to do that too 😂😂

[@schlorping5156]

@@tea_n_5467 ???? Am I the only one who didn’t do this? I’m intrigued now

[@Haileyyyo.o]

​@@schlorping5156 same! I never liked my cousins enough to do anything more than ask permission 💀

[@astromoonie]

@@schlorping5156im mad that we never did it because i think its ingenious and would have worked. at most we tried to choreograph saying things at the same time for maximum !🚨 MANIPULATION POWER!! 🚨!

[@_xcso]

“doritos locos nachos, delicioso.” THANK U this was my struggle meal in my teens that has carried into my adult life

[@quintinsmith9946]

It actually looked so good tbh 😂😂😂

[@savvagecabbage23]

If Brittany ever comes out with official merch, it better be this polka dotted mumu moment so everyone can live laugh love.

[@momakesvids5704]

she has released merch before haha

[@savvagecabbage23]

@@momakesvids5704 haha

[@Atinkyboo]

Mumu moment...

[@xxzavier42]

Funny story actually she just cam out with a mumu line!! one of them is based on this pink polka dot one

[@amyisaway7800]

brittany about old soup: ew absolutely not i'd rather starve brittany about a half-frozen burrito with no filling: i need you to know i'd eat this and enjoy it

[@zitlaliluv]

Half of this is what my brother would make when he can’t find something to eat and he has to make it

[@mintdean6440]

Fun fact, my grandfather calls creamed chipped beef “shit on a shingle “. It’s really not that bad though.

[@rileylynn1708]

Came here to say the same thing!

[@bonniea8189]

Yeah I had heard that too. Never had it, but have heard of it. I have, however, had my mom make creamed tuna on toast and my siblings and I all revolted as one and refused to eat it.

[@RomonicaDiGregory]

S.o.S. they call it in the diners. :)

[@sdelp077]

Yes It look terrible but the stoffers frozen chipped beef on white toast is actually delicious.... highly recommend it!

[@kaanonen7873]

This UNHhhh energy that they got going on both of their channel is why im alive to this day.

[@ArtistFormallyKnownasMC]

Amen

[@rachiejw]

it’s bc they’re besties w trixie and katya

[@charmlighter]

@@rachiejw I saw somewhere they fell out

[@Incrediblugh]

If I got a dollar for every time Brittany has been unaware of Transylvania as a real place... I'd have $2 but its weird that it's happened twice

[@sweetdeereynolds4098]

One time I got really stoned and ate a peanut butter and cornflakes sandwich between two pieces of white bread and it was literally the best thing I've ever had in my life. HOWEVER the next day I tried it sober, now considered my cursed food 🤷‍♀️

[@samm1027]

*To break the curse lol * Try it with Reese's puffs instead and a good amount of peanut butter on both pieces of bread. It's actually pretty good

[@Artificialzen86]

That sounds like it would be so dry and sticky and impossible to eat while stoned! 😂😂 please tell me what you had to drink with it lol

[@samm1027]

😆😂 u have to smush the hell out of it and have (cold) water nearby . Sorry I forgot to mention that. Almost got u killed 😂

[@samm1027]

Otherwise it's like quicksand in your mouth lmao

[@sweetdeereynolds4098]

@@samm1027 😂😂😂 you also just made me remember my other cursed food!!! I choked on a Reese's puff cereal when I was a kid, throwing them in the air and catching them in my mouth. That little ball went directly into my throat lmao haven't eaten them since! Thanks for the memory 😂😂😂

[@samj3749]

Hearing Brittany and Sarah express their confusion at the ‘buttered bread’ aspect of the sausage sandwich made me realise the rumours I heard recently are true, and Americans don’t butter their bread for all their sandwiches 😳

[@tea_n_5467]

Hey bestie no we do not and reading this comment actually made me physically recoil 😀

[@kitty4395]

Yeah not for all but if some sandwiches have butter, it’s to toast the bread lol

[@rebeccaanncaroline3543]

I was today years old when I found this out too 🤭🤭

[@wishingwell_333]

they're missing out I butter some cold sandwiches cus idk butterbrod

[@samj3749]

@@kitty4395 that’s wild! 😂 every sandwich in the UK you can assume will have butter on, if you don’t like it you’d always have to specify without 😂

[@amelieflorelle]

Brittany and Sarah could react to the colour wheel and I’d still be enthralled and entertained

[@roxypicasso66]

that is the perfect way to describe it

[@elfhchan]

My Japanese friend told me once that he used to eat ramen uncooked like that as a snack and I tried it. Safe to say, this shit is amazing and if u use the seasoning too, it gets even more delicious!! Oh, and Transylvania is a historical region that is located in central Romania. Just in case someone wanted to ever visit the vampires that still live there. 😂

[@SAWARA12]

Why'd I start crying at 'What is Shez?!' 💀

[@sid4583]

The silent pause before 💀💀💀

[@D4NC3Rable]

The way the two of you bounce off of each other...you can tell you're both comfortable & in your element & it's AMAZING

[@angelgabriel2758]

I want them to get paperwork that makes them legal "sister-cousin-uncle-niece-landlord-in-laws" or something like that.

[@vickster97]

Blood landlord**

[@JazzyUrquoise]

Can you adopt someone to be your cousin?

[@margaritarakhmatullina2485]

Wait they’re not real cousins?

[@sunset_irises]

Okay, but like, I feel the uncooked ramen. I've done that. It's not as bad as it seems, but it's absolutely a depression meal. Tastes a little bit like unsalted sunflower seeds., and not as hard to chew as one would think.

[@xobrittdaniixo]

Definitely have been there before,lol . in school a friend and I use to just crunch up the ramen in it's little bag and eat it uncooked. Was a regular afternoon snack,lol! 😅😩🤣

[@tia8245]

SARAH (esp their hair) LOOKING AMAZING AS ALWAYS WHAT AN ACTUAL GOD THEY ARE

[@hamzahlicious]

whenever i want to see brittany and sarah together i can only watch the vids on brittanys channel cuz sarahs editing is so hard to watch

[@danielh.8765]

They keep going "Id only eat this if I was depressed" and I was like oh thats not so bad literally seconds before

[@DeezN00tz99]

have depression but even in my high moments I'd eat half of this lmao

[@KeppaTheDutch]

When my brother was little he would put like 3-4 handfuls of shredded cheese in a bowl, microwave it, squirt ketchup in it and eat it with a spoon. We had to literally bully him out of accidentally killing himself from constipation.

[@theelodown34]

Bro! Creamed chipped beef on white toast is the poor man's biscuits and gravy. Also lovingly referred to as... shit on a shingle.

[@amandajo3074]

fr

[@allyson2382]

It’s so good

[@angiejilani]

That's what shit on a shingle is? GROSS

[@calliefornia4598]

hi brittany can you pkease post again it can literally be you just standing or something im bored and ive watched every single on of ur videos

[@danni3196]

"broccoli with melted kraft singles on top" took me back through space and time 👁👄👁

[@Kay-fl9tj]

i used to call it cheesy trees when i was kid 😂 it was my fave

[@rn4796]

@@Kay-fl9tj omg thats a cute name for it 😭

[@belindarocky961]

Yes. But also, microwave mac n cheese with sliced cheese melted on top.

[@dressbitch]

I love that they just drifted off to apocalypse what-ifs and spaced out for a few seconds after seeing the frozen soup

[@kbroscoe]

Chipped beef on toast is usually called 'Shit on a Shingle'. My father is a wonderful cook but when he would wistfully remember his fondness for his mom's shit on a shingle followed by a description, I sincerely worried he was entering a state of depression.

[@amandajo3074]

It's so good tho!!!

[@kbroscoe]

@@amandajo3074 I may never know 😂

[@berkleyhuddleston493]

and it hits everytime

[@JillFriedman]

I came here to say this, but in my heart, knew it had already been said.

[@BB-nu3vd]

You have to have it on biscuits though. Fuck toast. Brittany, you’re from the south and you don’t know shit on a shingle? Oh, bless your heart, Honey.

[@claires1025]

i still remember one of brittany’s first tiktoks which was her eating literally cut up apple and mini chocolates out of a little bowl

[@batmannxoxo]

“Depression meal check!”

[@judedavis6546]

When I lived in Ireland for 6 months electricity is really expensive so I couldn’t use an oven - so I ate buttered toast and strawberries for an entire 6 months and nothing else - I lost like 10 lbs

[@abbygrace1038]

When I was in college I cooked frozen potato waffles in the toaster and ate them with ketchup for dinner for like a year- sometimes if I was feeling special I’d have cereal

[@matthewhays9410]

I’m glad we’re all collectively Not Doing Well at the moment. At least I’m not alone

[@WillieAndJupiter]

I have too much respect for myself to ever allow kraft singles into my body.

[@Kleopold94]

How on earth did you get to be a part of this audience

[@Blinkisageek]

3:52 hOW DID THEY MAKE THE HOLE FOR THE PICKLE?????????????????????

[@evening_star3]

lmao the way Transylvania is older and more real than the entire USA

[@GingerlyAshley]

When I was in middle school, I thought the Tumblr trend of putting cut fruit in a Voss water bottle was ✨so aesthetic✨, so I chopped up some GRAPES in quarters and put it in my Voss bottle😂 I absolutely still have the pic I tried to take for Instagram back then somewhere

[@Totalinternalreflection]

“So much sodium it could kill an infant” 💀

[@doyamoko]

sarah's depression jokes are always so painfully relatable

[@suna2317]

Having a tough time right now with social anxiety and isolation and it makes me feel so much better to vicariously chill with you guys. Thanks for the laughs!

[@skellieswag3750]

2:39 literally looks like the crap I just took

[@FilbieTron]

That ham and banana atrocity is actually a mid-century recipe. It’s hollandaise sauce, not blended banana peels. Still vile.

[@erynbalchunas438]

6:11 that broke me its 11pm and its making me go ballistic while eating crab shaped chocolates in a sweat ball under my covers please im dying of laughter

[@esthermigo3009]

no idea why but sarah's voice sounds so NICE

[@oliversmithlawrence]

in 5 years of KZbin she finally got a mic

[@pinacolada5911]

So I’m pretty sure the “tuition is 50k” one is bcuz at the beginning of 2021 NYU had to give students meals and they were AWFUL, sometimes it was supposed to be lunch and it was delayed until 5:00 and it would only have an orange or an applesauce, some people were even getting things they were allergic to.

[@AmyWhitehouseVlog]

Haha . Creamed chipped beef on toast AKA “shit on a shingle” had a friend who served in Vietnam, this was an army staple at the time. He loved the stuff. RIP buddy.

[@deadletter4317]

When I was a kid I would spread sour cream on a wheat tortilla, roll it up really tight, and dip it in more sour cream. Called it a sour cream sandwich. My brother would dip shredded cheddar cheese in hidden valley ranch with his HANDS as a nice after school snack

[@toastbot9496]

Ok, but what in the world is the context behind the furniture just getting violently sucked out in the vid during sarah's introduction 😭.

[@garfieldbrooks]

6:34 looks like the special food i have to make for my dog with an esophagus condition right down to the container i make it in. probably tastes good tho

[@caseyleeangus]

The strawberries in ramen gave me a visceral shiver.

[@bear4butch]

4:50 THATS VELVET, VELVET DID THAT SHIT!!!! I LOVE THAT FREAK!!!!!!!!1

[@txlda]

wasn’t the secret life of pets filmed here?

[@mona_istired]

I can say, 7:14 used to be served as a meal at my school-

[@hmmcms1]

11:00 I literally had this apocalypse conversation with a co worker when her conservative husband started buying freeze dried foods for the apocalypse or end of the world or whatever... she said she'd rather die. Makes sense to me

[@DiMagnolia]

Sounds like my Mormon family

[@JaredBuretta]

I miss Brittany and Sarah!

[@kkat42069]

I thank god everyday for this combo not only Sarah and Brittany but also the editor I scream laugh at these every time

[@georgiacollins9262]

the silence when they show the photos has me absolutely screaming

[@YT012334209]

once I was having a bit of a meltdown and I spent 2 hours on that subreddit, cry-laughing like an absolute maniac. Also please check out Kay's cooking if you haven't already it's INSANITY lol

[@leonisophie6029]

The frozen burrito without filling is honestly a depression meal

[@vanessaramos5936]

I’d love to live in a post apocalyptic world that was created by ms Brittany.

[@trinityrayne4553]

I LOVE that it’s always only one of them that’s ready with makeup and an outfit and the other one is in a moomoo. Very much my two personalities fighting for control

[@carlynmorgan6689]

My mom and I have eaten peanut butter and pickle sandwiches since I was very young and seeing it in the thumbnail gave me a sudden and intense craving for one. It felt like the wrath of Zeus ravished what’s left of my mortal body.

[@allyssaweir7046]

they’re soooo delicious man

[@lizjane11]

I feel SEEN Britt 😭 frozen gas station burritos are my ultimate comfort food lol

[@karlamendoza1831]

Brittany is everyone's internet bestie at this point

[@kaetmcgee5258]

Brittany and Sarah absolutely are who I need now that Jenna’s not online anymore

[@heathern8043]

yeah same

[@naidafelix4947]

Watching this while eating has made me both grateful for my meal and successfully squashed my appetite

[@gerardwayseyeliner8911]

My partner just sent me a video of him eating baked beans with salt and vinegar chips. this deserves to be on here

[@mikeygorl6189]

i’m very pleased w the energy you’re creating in the studio today.

[@snowisodd8331]

my mom is vegan/vegetarian and legit eats pickles in her hotdogs like it a regular hotdog, ketchup and mustard as well, and she doesn’t understand how cursed it is 😭

[@jessicah5882]

Please be advised that, although you CAN eat a whole 16 oz container of Pillsbury Creamy Supreme Vanilla Frosting ($1.49 at Target) in one sitting, the sugar crystals will start tearing your throat raw about halfway through Thank you to BED for sponsoring this message

[@aijsdijdni3401]

Me with my container of Pillsbury Creamy Supreme Vanilla Frosting in my left hand and spoonful of frosting in my right hand at this second

[@calliecampbell5716]

same thing about my BED favorite item, sourdough pretzels. I always make the attempt to eat like half the bag in a sitting but wake up the next morning and realize my entire mouth is scraped up

[@buffman9937]

1:22 I'll not lie, I ate this every day of freshman year. It was big slices not weiners and yes, the butter does rip up the bread all nasty but I'll be damned if i didn't gobble this shit up

[@saniabhatti8566]

I am LIVING for this Dynamic duo content!!!!!!! Doing God's work keeping me sane

[@erinmarie7066]

y’all will probably never see this but i’m going thru a major depressive episode and going through your podcast and videos together are genuinely the happiest i’ve been since this episode has started, you are both genuinely so funny and seem so sweet

[@sydneyelliott]

i know it’s gonna be a good day when i get a new video from y’all

[@carly8407]

brittany and sarah consistently save me from being sad and i can’t thank them enough

[@throughcolouredglasses9300]

Not me either having eaten or would eat most of these things xD It's these moments I remember I'm in therapy for reasons lol

[@Skullkidjynx]

4:44 happy birthday Katya!

[@born-of-fire]

this was the first time i ever tried to eat food and watch a brittany and sarah video at the same time; i nearly lost my dang life laughing and almost choking to death

[@veevee6771]

When I was a child (undiagnosed autistic) my fave snack was just a slice of cheese microwaved on a plate. I'd scrape it off with a fork and eat it. I would get in trouble not because of what I was eating (it should've been part of it though) but because the plate was hard to clean after.

[@gabrielbruce1977]

Fun fact, chipped beef on toast like that was affectionately called "shit on a shingle" by the folks who ate it. Mostly army boys. So yeah it's forgotten for a reason

[@lurkyfroggy]

right at 12:00 Britanny just looks like Metro Man in that "And I love you, ramdom citizen" moment

[@anganordstrom8541]

okay i would just like to say cream chipped beef is a good ole Pennsylvania Irish classic and it is not forgot and y’all should be so sad you ragged on it that’s my childhood breakfast

[@nina.robbs565]

I'm so glad that the farthest my depression will take me is to microwave cheese and ham on a tortilla and make a sandwich burrito

[@karmaann899]

Thank you for the new food idea

[@nina.robbs565]

@@karmaann899 it's a grilled cheese sandwich, but without the grill or the sandwich

[@SweetiesSys]

Okay, but when I was in high school, I would put cake frosting on pizza because I couldn’t do it at my house, as if doing so at my FRIENDS’ houses was any more socially acceptable. Now, though, I put Nutella on it when I need a depression snack. Something about the sweet and savory taste just fucks.

[@myownbravado]

My little brother and I put whipped cream on pizza. Slaps every time, 10/10 recommend. Also great on doritos

[@GregorioCastillon]

you know it's bad when brittany herself says it's nasty 💀💀💀

[@kdawg42069]

I’m literally traumatized from my grandma regularly making the chipped beef one throughout my childhood. It doesn’t even taste [that] bad but the texture is like eating vomit😭

[@lydiawilliams5870]

We ate the chipped beef gravy on toast growing up, but we called it shit on a shingle.

[@marleirose5771]

not me rewatching everything she’s in because her videos are so short and i need more of her energy

[@cursedbug]

Ok the peanut butter cookies, the recipe ik is 3 ingredients but how that person got those cookies to look like that is insane

[@AsylumASMR]

Sarah’s laugh after she said “with my baguette pickle” is so cute LOL

[@tallsunman9687]

sarah is so animated in this video it makes me so happy

[@saniabhatti8566]

nobody: not a single soul: yall: JefferyDiGiorno!!!💀💀💀

[@mandyjo]

i came to the comments because i thought for sure the whole world was laughing as hard as i did about this. Bless you.

[@q-grietxedits3827]

11:38 I love how it’s three strawberries bunched together like they tried to make I look “tasteful”😂

[@emmi9634]

Im at work with tears in my eyes over this

[@RealBradMiller]

7:23 love making 'taco salad' with my veggie beef grounds or refried beans, with taco seasoning, some Doritos, lettuce and cheese. Mmm. Scrumptious. Also, I'd add sour cream now, which I have hated for my entire life up until recently.