Reacting To Memes That Will Disappoint Your Parents

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[@qp3370]

The question isn't who's watching the npc streams, it's who's donating to them

[@James_Randal]

NPCs

[@vampledample]

apparently it's born from a control fetish or some weird shit so y'kno

[@Razgriz85]

It started on those e-girl's onlyfans, but got added to their tictok accounts to advertise for their onlyfans and get more revenue with non-sexual NPC videos to a wider audience. We all know the ones donating are their freak superfans that also watch their onlyfans videos religiously.

[@roobeedooo]

old balding smelly single men

[@Nax_uthala]

Like "oh my God, you're such an inspiration"

[@skeptikal1424]

“I have a back the blue sticker on the back of my car like every good American.” - A Canadian

[@CaptainIsNasty]

Canada is in America because America is a continent. The United States of America is the country thats why it’s common referred to as the US or USA

[@screenedat0m]

@@CaptainIsNastyNorth America is the continent?? No human being calls the continent itself America, we call it North America

[@SniperGuy430]

A lot of other countries typically combine North and South America as "The Americas." They also sometimes say Antarctica is not a continent @screenedat0m

[@JangleMcJongles]

Don't worry, my parents are already disappointed in me.

[@Volti-Vagra]

Don't worry, I already have the Pharos Curse. >cries in Excess Sand

[@NoobtooberMan]

Return the slab

[@femaleredriot6855]

Same tho

[@kenwasused]

preach!

[@Dredge315]

Same here

[@Lxckmyspoon]

Matt was role playing an owl for approx 3 minutes

[@rhettbaldwin2417]

who?

[@michelbernard7986]

who?

[@benjirivoh]

who?

[@zenora84]

Minutes?!

[@aname8106]

who

[@ZombieSazza]

8:51 that’s Sheriff Grady Judd, if you ever wanna see some mad/badass videos to react to then he’s got so many bangers online!

[@jamiemedernach6576]

Blarg just casually chalks up all of slavery and racism as "all that jazz"

[@just_kris]

Jeez he really even has to censor the word hell... You tube is getting more and more sensetive

[@LithiumBC]

The owl outside my window at 3am trying to warn me of my imminent demise at the hands of my beligerent drunk step-father 6:05

[@the_cacco]

I got that covered by merely existing

[@nathanhale826]

The doood with the Pikachu is named Grady Judd. He's the Sheriff of Polk County, Florida. The dude loves the camera and regularly holds press conferences about what been going on in the county where he'll say the most hilarious and cringy shit. PLEASE, anyone who is reading this, look up Best of Grady Judd 2021 I promise it's worth your time

[@Titanblade17]

That one guy in the first five seconds: “Tax evasion is a way of life”

[@ArchieNox]

When he started talking shit about wasabi my first thought was a memory of going to a sushi place with some friends. None of them touched their wasabi so I grabbed them all and rolled it into a ball. Three servings worth. Looked one of them in the eyes and popped it into my mouth. Looked at him with a straight face while my face went beat red xD then coughed out a meek "can I have a pop?" And buddy laughed and said "you deserve it"

[@lee1410]

you can smell colors and see sounds after a wad of wasabi. your sinuses never felt better

[@kishiyami3160]

*Blarg* "WHO IS WATCHING THIS?" *Also Blarg watches it*

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

Got back to England after my 2 week family vacation to Majorca + Menorca and currently on my way home in a cab at 2am, with Blarg ready to react to memes & be coco loco about it. *Oh yeah, it's allllll coming together now.* 😂😊

[@zenora84]

I thought that was "Majora" lol

[@bigsalte]

W

[@RanmaYagami]

That Madeline line made me pause to pour another Rum and Coke, except no Coke and double Rum

[@justanotherdude_]

Such a great video but i wish there were more of our lord and savior Frog 🗿🍷

[@jolynecujoh3784]

i love paying for Blarg's bills

[@mugluck228]

ngl the "WHOOOOOO" at 6:08 is S-Tier Meme template potential

[@theviper2176]

6:05 The owl out front when I turn the porch light on at 3 am

[@jonathankepenach3187]

Good ol Grady judd with his Pikachu statement lmaoo he's the sheriff in the city I grew up in in Polk county fl 😂

[@NaivafAreul]

7:26 When you accidentally pass the special needs kid the blunt, and he starts spitting philosophical facts outa nowhere

[@marvingmorales9196]

1:00 instructions unclear, I'm currently bleeding out

[@rookie713]

0:42 best way to do it. My friend did it when he got pulled over and didn’t get a ticket. He just got a few broken bones…but no ticket at least😅

[@ThePizzaGuy1998]

Sheriff grady judd. One of the best Sheriff's alive.

[@Chainer00000]

6:50 Insert "Looks at hedge for for half an hour, continues looking at hedge" meme here

[@juandissimo4358]

Catfish do be hitting in the morning

[@chaosmiles07]

Definitely a widecam moment

[@kylebar724]

God bless that Florida sherif lmao

[@conbon069]

6:06 the owl outside my window when I pull out a tootsie roll pop

[@higui7ah]

6:06 the owls at the yard

[@Jman2021]

Blarg: who is watching these Also Blarg: is watching thess

[@haze1647]

Damn, thats a big owl at 6:05

[@Marpurrsa]

6:05 owls be like

[@davidgodfrey9780]

It's criminal you don't have more likes

[@deaganbuchanan3720]

6:08 Matt sounds like he's yelling at a mailman

[@xanderpascua2005]

9:26 i fucking love that sheriff. Hes so fucking funny when hes on TV

[@Trash_vvizard]

IVE NEVER BEEN THIS EARLY TO AN UPLOAD :D

[@ChronalKisses]

I don't even feel bad for the wasabi lady if that's how she holds chopsticks.

[@relaxing4096]

They cant be dissapointed when i have none haha..

[@nottoolewd5120]

They weren’t disappointed. just found out i’m adopted

[@ShortPistonGasOperatedBolt]

i'm proud to admit I listen to the red dead redemption 2 house building theme hourly

[@KAIJUKING123]

The cow goes: moo The pig goes: oink The horse goes: neigh neigh The owl goes: 6:05

[@snipersnipes4475]

There’s no need to show these to my parents

[@cheesegrater..]

1:32 A necessary roast 😅

[@AkitoRyuuVT]

12:55 bro just needed a down payment

[@calebbrown6735]

I swear this is a re-upload. But it's still fuckin funny as hell.

[@yaroslavrudyuk5872]

14:38 if she's holding the chopsticks that way and proceeds to friggin' stab the sushi, she deserves that fat chunk of wasabi

[@EpicGamer-sf3xw]

8:35 - 9:35 "I want whatever he's smokin"

[@M80_B80]

Fellas don't be conned into the sweet talkings of the Blarj, as a maple leafer, they've never even seen a cop, just those dudes that ride mooses, called "mountainees" or something

[@thatoneguy8304]

6:04 me when I'm a constipated owl

[@crizpybiscuit1116]

Couldn’t agree more with the NPC rant

[@therandomdrawer]

12:52 Someone asked him to rob a store, and he's answer was 'im down'

[@HakaiTenryu]

puffer be relating lol

[@icon-bebop]

13:28 yeah I feel he’s stealing plain milk 😂

[@brenudo997]

Thumbnail outfit makes Blarg look like DB Cooper

[@NexusInfinityYT]

"wait, I'm supposed to be wide still"

[@Fakenamedidiot]

I'm late to this one but we need the compilation of things Matt has told us for free

[@jimmoffitt13]

haha im right there with ya on that pikachu shit, WTF i am confusion 😅

[@mystickiwi5174]

If ya dont have parents ya dont have to worry about disappointing them 🤓

[@benjezimo]

My parents were never appointed with me to begin with

[@gitarreboy05]

Thanks for the tips. I'll try it next time I'm pulled over

[@calebriver]

8:00 dude sounds like muscle man😭😭

[@jackHymis]

Bro I disappoint my parents by my self I don't need memes to do it.

[@ge0rge_saint_p0gg3rs7]

[Speechless with added jawdrop]🔥

[@floorjuicevods864]

... of all the blarg vids, this is one of em.

[@pituy_]

Shout out all the orphans in chat I know you don't have parents to disappoint but don't worry you still manage to disappoint me 🤗

[@liamkelly956]

6:06 big owl moment

[@fajar_reeea2912]

The only npc stream i watch is the france guy that say "i need more bullet"

[@EmeraldPencil46]

It is 3:16 AM and I'm watching this sh*t...god help me

[@trashfay]

I love to point at my "parents"

[@mrboxy3970]

Nah, mix the Wasabi in soy sauce until it goes from green chunks in poo water to a nice consistent cappurrhea. Then dip your sushi in.

[@DarkDragonSlayer]

0:01: thats considered a swear word on youtube now? okay then

[@nam6128]

9:16 this is a sherrif in florida (pasco county i think) and every press release he is involved in is so wild

[@Whiteknight-xg2pq]

@3:23 I can one up this guy, yall ever see someone use a strawberry and a straw? HS was wild.

[@nighteclipse001]

6:05 POV: Your an owl.

[@1997bronco]

13:00 he needs a down payment

[@l30penguin]

6:06 Tyler Shelton wants to know your location

[@ghostfleet060]

Based blarg moment 5:43

[@superogme3758]

man sized meatballs

[@wyattmagoto6316]

We love sheriff Grady judd Polk county sheriff for ever

[@Dumz_7]

6:04 me when I was 5 looking at owl

[@MrShaeliza]

Of course it’s a Florida cop. 🙄 and Polk county at that 🥴

[@josephcarroll3321]

Praise the money printer

[@poof1588]

6:16 i need more bullets i need more bullets bigger weapons i need more bullets

[@marcom5500]

That guy at 12:55 is Robber Downey Jr

[@ThatOneKiidThere]

Always nice to visit your money farm blarg

[@baraka490]

That guy was not gru but that guy's from The Addams family look closer at his face

[@hunterbarnett2141]

Us watching him watch videos while he complains about people watching other people do npc stuff 🤯

[@Kaiju_Fans_Memes]

6:04 POV: Owls

[@Macpohl]

Simps are watching that stuff

[@demondylan2502]

"just bought a pc with no cheats" so there were cheats? damn it doesnt show at all during the tournament

[@GASSER1525]

Blargs a cutie

[@blakedavis9383]

What the matt doing

[@swissflxw2091]

U need to find meme guidence, ask Soup he good at that

[@julianlove2044]

there's actually an mlk jr blvd near where i live

[@thatgamingbear0107]

12:55 Bro, nah, brother hit the wrong hot key. He meant to press 1, but instead, he hit 3. Brother needs to fix his inventory. Brother hit the wrong chest. Bro meant to upgrade before walking in. Ahhhh, my man chose the wrong heist. My dude forgot to bring the recommended weapon. Pretty sure that's it. All I had in the chamber.

[@Burn-vi7sn]

Did my man censor ‘hell’?! 😂😂 wtf is happening in north murica.. hell is not a bad word 😢

[@Kingzergling]

Isn't her saying she bought a new pc without cheats meaning she was using cheats before

[@ajmalrehmat]

Dw my mums already disappointed again, for the fuck knows how many times🙂

[@RamoGamesYT]

Who else remembers the guy at 12:09

[@mermaidpill]

wtf i love wasabi i usually ask for extra