Reacting to my own cursed subreddit

Reacting to my own cursed subreddit. If you want to experience it for yourself head over to / callmekevin
Twitch: / callmekevin
Twitter: / callmekevin1811
Instagram: / callmekevin1811
Second channel: / @donotcallmekevin
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Editors:
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[@caoimhedoesstuff9293]

“I don’t think the context will help” should be the channel slogan

[@KatBambi]

Who said it wasn’t already? However the chaos prevents any form of context for helping when there is no form of context to help, even if it is in the form of more chaos

[@KatBambi]

:)

[@KatBambi]

Also momento mori fam

[@cassiedunn2573]

It has my vote

[@doggytheanarchist7876]

Oh it's a beautiful 666. Everyone stop liking this comment.

[@neilgoldberg547]

"Lets just face it, I don't wear pants anymore." Kevin has moved on from caring, and transitioned into comfort. Good job buddy.

[@Esma8]

To be honest that is probably everyone in lockdown

[@LynnAgain83]

Yeah that's just about everyone lol Fact: Clothing stores like Aeropostale and American eagle are focusing mainly on lounge wear like sweats and hoodies now that those items are the best sellers!

[@odd9965]

Opposite of rts constant suit

[@hikariyumi9441]

Pants are a social construct. But damn I have the very similar ones to those he’s wearing right there! They’re my lockdown favourite!

[@razorbyte2811]

Rtgame still wears top hats🤢kidding btw

[@tittyworm]

i love how he acts like he wasn't responsible for how cursed it is

[@ghostlyflamingo07]

1.2k likes no replies but only me!

[@ashspike5232]

Hi

[@tittyworm]

@@ghostlyflamingo07 hello ily

[@tittyworm]

@@ashspike5232 helloo

[@ghostlyflamingo07]

@@tittyworm I see we have the same taste in youtubers ;)

[@DerpySnake]

Imagine the guy who hit Kevin with a car is actually watching some of his videos like "damn i hit this man with a car multiple years ago and now I'm an urban legend"

[@emilyrivas7821]

He’s wanted by the cult, and will be taken out on sight for harming the dear leader’s creator

[@jackscheer7918]

@@emilyrivas7821 who do you think is Jim’s #1 ‘roommate’ ?

[@TweekLudwig]

@@emilyrivas7821 Isn't it up to either the Dear Leader or even the Creator if he deserves to be taken out? If the Creator never got hit by that car, maybe he'd never made all of this

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"To see what you *really* think about me" Everyone: *Laughs in subreddit*

[@IamaPERSON]

Happy Valentine's Day

[@kavaler1471]

@@IamaPERSON you too friend

[@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73]

What's the joke. Is it meant to be unfunny

[@IamaPERSON]

@@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73 the joke is that you were tricked into thinking it was a joke.

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

@@IamaPERSON *top 10 anime plot twists*

[@badlypronouncednamehouston46]

"If that's not the most depressing thing you've ever seen i'm sorry" me: cries in subreddit

[@EatTheRich848]

Hey friends, how’s our cult doing today?

[@Benjamin_franklins_left_arm]

I sacrificed a toddler😁😁😁👍👍👍👌👌👌

[@IamaPERSON]

Good, what about you?

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Our cult is doing lovely, Jim said so himself

[@EatTheRich848]

@@IamaPERSON Good, thanks for asking

[@atlanticluciano]

I put a mii to death today

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

Kevin snapping the headphones so many times damaged something in his inner ear and now his balance is off so he can't stand properly

[@RachelZeglerLovesHugs]

the subreddit is my bible

[@pimkinpie1704]

Its the only one thats important

[@alex_bee]

and Kevin’s memes from streams is 10 commandments

[@Liviosaur.]

As a Christian, I agree 😏

[@robertbrowne1462]

I didn't realize the bible is in the horror genre

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Kevin's channel is my bible, no reading required 😁

[@calistusjay60]

Listen, I'm not just saying this to be nice or whatever. I've been in a lot of youtuber communities in my 15 years of youtube, and I gotta say - Kevin fans are THE nicest people. I don't think I've ever seen a mean comment under his videos. Pure wholesome, chaotic energy. And a surprising amount of gays. Kevin's fanbase are the best.

[@dripstolfo2491]

It's just so wholesome. We're all possibly mentally insane and enjoy pure unadulterated chaos, but we're nice to eachother

[@ImperialAgent]

It’s a lovely cult, I mean community.

[@Jezzibolt]

It’s the best cul-community I’ve ever been a part of.

[@cowboyanxiety]

i know, i absolutely love it here

[@giovanac4820]

YES. There are so many gays in the cmk fandom. I once made a poll and only 1% of the poll takers were allo cishets. I've found my people

[@alexandra.shepherd]

Kevin calling me his friend every day makes me feel loved

[@raphaelseguy5489]

My brain had a stroke while reading the beginning of this comment

[@patricklodge1576]

You are

[@ctje9256]

*TURG*

[@alexandra.shepherd]

@@raphaelseguy5489 LOL sorry English is not my first language

[@raeburnoliver6334]

@@alexandra.shepherd I understood it fine, you're doing great :)

[@FearsomeHippo74]

Kevin: is doing something a little bit different today Also Kevin: does not say he’s doing something a little bit different today

[@KatBambi]

The real tell that he is doing something different today, is when he doesn’t preface the video with the phrase letting us know that it will be a bit different today, that is the true tell to if the difference will be present :)

[@AleksandrStrizhevskiy]

I watched "eat that meat" live through Spiff's channel. Spiff wanted to talk to Kevin and there was a whole cult ritual going on, it was hilarious.

[@CraicDealer]

The timing of him turning up and looking through the window at the ritual in total silence for a few seconds before saying "what the fuck is going on?" was perfect. My favourite part of the whole stream

[@magdalenasmiaek3909]

@@alys4486 on Twitch, it's "Rust Kingdom RP"

[@CraicDealer]

@@alys4486if you go to Spiffs KZbin channel and then his playlist it should be in Spiff Live. It's a long stream though

[@AleksandrStrizhevskiy]

@@alys4486 Timestamp 3:33:40. It definitely deserves to be seen from his point of view.

[@DragonRiderShiru]

I can't find it anywhere :(

[@murathanbalik]

Everyone who's new to the channel: There's nothing wrong with Kevin's legs he just can't figure out how to use them like a human

[@sapphireblue4031]

cue flashbacks to the car accident

[@rosiered6712]

@@sapphireblue4031 never speak of the car incident again. I suggest you eat some potato to pay for your crimes

[@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754]

@sapphireblue4031 please stop reminding him of the time a car stole his legs it’s very traumatic

[@Kennisaurus]

Kevin mispronouncing his own language is gold

[@pariasemi2681]

I really wish we'd have more irish content. Like irish news and tv with kevin commentary😆

[@hamsterofdestruction]

@@pariasemi2681 yesssss! That's just what we need

[@xxselenaxx2142]

It’s hard to pronounce things in a language forcibly erased up until what, the nineties

[@hannah27117]

@@xxselenaxx2142 Me, a Cherokee:

[@Kennisaurus]

@@xxselenaxx2142 I know, I've been trying to learn the language myself and I've noticed there's sometimes weird inconsistencies usually with names and what they mean or how they're pronounced

[@hannahx4380]

Jolene no steal kevins man. Kevin steal Jolene's man.

[@OlaftheGreat]

I'm actually okay with gay/bi Kevin

[@toxicman4536]

I translated the morse code on kevins shirt at 6:08 and it said "BORE RAGNAROK LOL" I think I might have messed up somewhere but whatever I don't care enough to do it again

[@shahdalali7999]

“That is more accurate then ever right now”.... do you need hug Kevin? The cult will be more than glad to give you one

[@Sean-yf3xx]

it made me sad hearing him say that, i hope all is well with him

[@shahdalali7999]

@@Sean-yf3xx Yeahh 🥺 also he mentioned multiple times in hist stream about how he hopes everything goes back to normal, and he mentioned about his sleep issues. I hope he feels better soon

[@whytho8856]

only one?

[@mapletea4941]

all 2.66 million of us

[@trla6505]

@@Sean-yf3xx let's hope Anne, can handle him

[@phobo6165]

i would let you outside of the basement sometimes . *"well that's a lie but that's still pretty sweet"* We know Kevin ... WE KNOW

[@oliviacarr6986]

Kevin going to a wiki page and then realizing he isn't patient enough to read it is such a mood.

[@RAFMnBgaming]

It's a scientific fact that all wikias are terrible, but especially Wookiepedia.

[@beckettherbert6544]

It’s not cursed, it’s just blessed in the wrong way.

[@gtgagaggagagagga]

Kinda cursed then

[@rifflerunderhill7006]

lol Love that, it's like "differently blessed".

[@vorosjanos6347]

Blursed

[@ashb7]

Alternative blessing

[@marisascarduzio4674]

Kevin staring at the camera for 15 seconds was both calming and terrifying at the same time

[@jamie0325]

Ah finally, we get some payback, he finally gets to see our shitposts instead

[@ctje9256]

Turg

[@lunastar2235]

Turg

[@innocuoushappenstance6259]

Turg

[@georgy_zhukov0540]

Turg

[@dapotatochipart8939]

Turg

[@Spud24]

I like to think Kevin actually has very small hands and makes normal sized water bottles look like vases

[@elizabethb4168]

I'd honestly love more of Kevin reacting to/showing us Irish stuff, it's always a good time

[@whytho8856]

yesss

[@h1ll4kk4]

Kevin: *looks at the camera with an adorable expression* Me: SIR. Please. Oh, and yes please more Irish contents

[@nighttaco10blooperton8]

Time stamp

[@h1ll4kk4]

Time stamp: 13:13

[@nighttaco10blooperton8]

Ok thx

[@grogcat]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate how wholesome Kevin is.

[@dudasoares9962]

"if you eat some potatos while watching my videos all is forgiven" me who just realized this video is the first thing i thought to watch while cutting potatos: 👁️👄👁️

[@MajorBaker-vz9go]

Yes I'm the 100 like

[@natsirtnosevarg63]

He pretends the cult is funny but in truth he's scared of what it has become.

[@lovinavargas8250]

accurate

[@whytho8856]

for what it's worth, i'm pretty proud of us

[@icephoenix174]

Kill the nonbeliever. I mean I'm sorry to hear you have concerns. Meet me in the confessional-style abandoned warehouse for wayward souls.

[@natsirtnosevarg63]

We should be proud that Kevin is scared

[@Lunawitch__]

When Kevin clapped my light blew up. Either he is cursed or it truly is the subreddit.

[@JunKe]

I literally fell for the sound board trick, damn you kevin.

[@whytho8856]

same🤦🏼‍♀️

[@trickiestnicky]

Eventually he'll give us enough poses and the memes will just be a room full of Kevins. And it will be beautiful.

[@lylahsworld3930]

6:06 the Morse code on the sweater says "Bore Ragnarok LOL" your welcome, I knew learning Morse code would come in handy

[@vampiricghosts]

9:07 i just want to clarify that this meme here was a joke, * starts sweating * i can assure u that nobody was looking for soup and that this was all a misunderstanding and it's never gonna happen again

[@pearpie6629]

A likely story.... that I completely believe!

[@vampiricghosts]

@@pearpie6629 yeah, this is a completely, 100% true story

[@afroman5918]

The look on this mans face when he pulled out the soundboard

[@EMS12000]

Kevin: "This is legitimately like the dreams I have" while showing a very cursed GTA V video I wouldn't be surprised, we've all seen what Chaos mod did to Kevin's sanity

[@plaguerats1011]

Things Kevin and Hordak (SPOP) share in common? - Hates soup - Psychopathic warlord - Hopes to control the planet as a gift for the mothership

[@gagne6928]

Things Kevin and I (me) have in common: -very

[@Fiber64]

That soundboard face is definitely going to be a meme

[@ImYoutwo]

“Eat that meat” no one should have that much power

[@seidimeow]

YES!! MORE!! I love the subreddit so much I've been posting memes almost everyday 😂 two of them made it on this video actually, I can't wait to show my parents, they'll be so proud

[@ether3847]

even though im a bit late what was your parents reaction?

[@seidimeow]

@@ether3847 they were prouder than when I graduated from college

[@justforfungamergirl7402]

I finally figured it out. Kevin emits heavy confident 5 and a half year old energy. Very confident with simple things and showing it off to others, like standing good. Very good kevin. You stand the best.

[@havarbenestvedt5444]

Kevin Swanson was a soldier who pretended to be KIA because he didn’t want to be a soldier anymore and spends most of his appearances trying to kill himself or yell at someone...

[@albinhaformiga1070]

He didn’t want to be a soldier anymore because he saw all his friends getting killed by a bomb on Christmas and that scarred him

[@gusschultz3730]

He couldn’t keep a straight face when he was on the ground lol

[@Zubstep1315]

13:23 made me think I was having a stroke

[@galar3373]

kevin is such a great guy, honestly. his videos manage to be comforting in the darkest of times

[@prototype3779]

Kevin goes to apply for a job. Interviewer:"What is your biggest strength?" Kevin:"I can stand really well."

[@markzuckerberg5373]

First and only day of asking Kevin to be my Valentine

[@starlittardis2049]

Look, I don't want to be rude, but...you're just not PS1 Hagrid. I don't think he's gonna go for it.

[@markzuckerberg5373]

@@starlittardis2049 Maybe I’m PS1 Hagrid in disguise

[@probes-e-minor]

@@markzuckerberg5373 **mexican gasp**

[@swordseye2]

I'm sorry but Kevin can be so adorable sometimes. That look when he was using his soundboard was so cute!

[@pinkystinkeye5120]

Kevin tries free standing, falls and a million memes take flight into Reddit 🦅

[@caiorezei]

Kevin's accent when he says 'human' sounds so much like an alien trying to read that word for the first time, always.

[@still_your_zelda]

Simlish is his first language. English is a bit of a struggle still.

[@m33pnuggt41]

You know what would be more cursed than this? That's right, a cover of Whiskey in the jar. This is day 12

[@jessicatavi116]

Totally missed the capo stream, and thought everyone was saying to take the CAPE off the guitar and imagined you’d dressed up your guitar when I missed the stream! Goes to show the things Kevin does, that I felt a dressed up guitar was just par for the course!!

[@TurtleChad1]

A turtle approves of this reaction to his cursed subreddit

[@IamaPERSON]

Shell yeah.

[@FlickFlack1993]

I love you Kevin!

[@wojciechladkowski896]

Damn bro that's gay

[@joshharrington861]

Damn bro that’s homophobic

[@wojciechladkowski896]

@@joshharrington861 damn bro it's really not

[@bittercharmer4870]

All simp for Kevin

[@buwely9281]

We*

[@RedKnight8333]

Hello, congratulations on the success of your subreddit, I love the posts and read them all the time.

[@funnyhowthingsturnout6186]

You ever just be in a good mood, and feel like complimenting people? Thank you Kevin for providing the best content on KZbin.

[@sunfl0wer_988]

What a nice cult, I don't even have to pay at all I just need to sell my soul by subscribing to your channel. Such niceness!

[@peddyjet]

The morse code jumper translates to: "bore ragnarok lol"

[@678crazydave]

I like Kevin because he just seems like a normal kinda nerdy dude doing his own thing

[@Bellandora]

I will never grow tired of the look on Kevin’s face when he does soundboard shenanigans

[@namealsoname5803]

im proud of your physical rehab progress , you are doing really well standing unassisted, you bring joy to our days, thank you.

[@brethano8349]

We are not a cult we are an extreme country club

[@TwinkleTwinkleTruly]

Kinda wanna see him play a bitlife challenge that goes from child A to child Z but he can’t choose any beneficial options

[@Ilivepuppys]

That sounds boring, I rather him do it in sims at least then we can see him struggle but bitlife its just just having kids and never seeing or having to worry about them. At least in sims he may have to watch or make sure his sims look after the kids

[@Litepaw]

6:38 That's just the alcohol that's present in every irishman's blood from birth

[@darcysv]

can confirm

[@smugbowkid9919]

Petition for this to become a monthly thing:

[@snotamantha5193]

okay I keep thinking I’ve watched every single video of yours in the past month but more keeps popping up. I’ve literally binge watched your vids and I’m happy to be apart of your cult but I’m starting to think I didn’t have a choice and it’s an ongoing thing I’ll never be able to escape

[@saldan3985]

"I know, that's why there is two on it now" *The Definition of Chaotic Evil*

[@thelredtheunready5808]

Thank you for giving me so much joy through the years Kevin

[@TheUchihaRin]

I want a Irish language battle between Kevin and Jacksepticeye

[@joshm7335]

13:12 I love how deeply in pain Kevin looks in this part. This bit and his success is getting to him, you can't fool us.

[@iduska4328]

"okay, maybe all cartoon kevins are annoying" what a DISRESPECT to Kevin the Minion

[@TozzaMan43]

Petition to see Kevin's search history??

[@jason87077]

Yessss, I've been wanting you to do more subreddit videos for awhile now. Glad you did! Keep it up!

[@lauren3568]

8:08 hey Kevin, I had a dream about you going to marriage counselling last night, just you, no one else

[@zeallust8542]

Every psychology class has taught me that dreams dont really have meaning. But Idk, dreams are what made me realize i was an alcoholic and slow down my drinking. Hard to deny youre an alcoholic when you literally dream about trying to get to the liquor store

[@cupofcait]

"I'm so bad at my native language"

[@zill_laiss]

you should react more to your subreddit, Kevin. I love seeing your reaction to them!

[@oxide7880]

14:00 YES YOU SHOULDDDDD

[@mikemelanson4121]

if kevin wants to do a video in Gaelic he could reach out to clisare, she speaks it fluently and ha done videos entirely in it

[@jenajackson9679]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the new thumbnails? Like, the old ones were cool too but these are looking snazzy!! Good job, Kevin!!! 💗

[@shadowwolf12398]

The curse of Kevin. I watched this video yesterday and today I almost got hit by a car 😨

[@EMS12000]

Kevin's thumbnail is just perfection in its truest and finest form

[@johanbatcron1206]

12:32 omg someone made an edit of Kevin with Lisa's legs XD!

[@elenav.5470]

Ah yes, the only thing as cursed as kevin: His subreddit

[@Trinaster]

13:43 he sounds like the candy man from flap jack

[@hayatobun]

13:12 get yourself a person who will look at you like this. Alternatively, bookmark this video on your browser and click this timestamp when needed. That's what I'm doing, anyway.

[@bruh-yv7gu]

7:17 HIS LIL PAJAMA PANTS-

[@incrediblehawwk]

Day 3 of asking Kevin to put back the KEVO tag

[@vynashe4442]

Day one of joining Kofe in asking Kevin to put back the KEVO tag

[@theinternetlawyer7126]

6:05 Morse translation: ”Bore ragnarok Lol”

[@MrBlobs]

I joined kevins subreddit a while ago. I haven't been the same since

[@alanultimateplayer]

I feel glad to be part of Kevin's cul- I mean community. Everyone's so cool

[@acabosasha]

13:11 - Mute the video and start telling Kevin your most interesting story.

[@AweEmperorofChickenKilling]

find yourself a man who looks at you the way kevin looks at kevin

[@rosevoid337]

9:35 what makes it funnier is that that's like the 4th time i've seen someone catfish with a picture of kevin lmao

[@Imowe_]

Kevin: *cant speak my native language* Also Kevin: *fluent in simlish*

[@maypickles2396]

this actually made me laugh for the first time in a while - thank you praise the cult and its miracles

[@MaryJane-tp3qd]

I’m finally part of a moment. I VOTED 😂

[@50shadesofj]

For anyone wondering, the Norse code on his shirt at 6:06 says “Bore Ragnarok lol”

[@j.c999]

Who woulda thought that Callmekevin was also Bball Hall of famer Julius Erving

[@ajrollo1437]

I'm actually studying Irish after watching you and the lads playing together and you being the only one not knowing any Irish. Learning to actually READ Irish is the hardest bit, what with all the letters you don't pronounce. An bhfuil pian ort? Thalla a chluiche le do deideagan.