- on a scale from one to ten, you're a nine, cos I'm the one you need - I'm a ten. - what no- - I'm definitely a ten
@breadqween55085 жыл бұрын
Are you a boy or girl??
@aetheruu.5 жыл бұрын
I get it
@raidaatalie5 жыл бұрын
😂😂 I get it
@killerzombie21714 жыл бұрын
Geuss that means this relationship can be taken to a eleven
@lifeofroblox21224 жыл бұрын
19
@peggyschuyler59246 жыл бұрын
Zane:I bet you twenty dollars your gonna turn me down.I could really use twenty dollars This is the story of my life
@sagittariuszodiac93995 жыл бұрын
Same
@JR208815 жыл бұрын
Saaaaaaame
@jacobworthingron22195 жыл бұрын
It's a win either way. He wins, 20$. He loses, he gets a girl.
@wrinklecab16705 жыл бұрын
This has nothing to do with this but............. AND PEGGY THE SCHUYLER SISTERS
@Bunneh_exists5 жыл бұрын
Awwww sorry
@chuuvely59625 жыл бұрын
6:58 i thought aaron/jason said “You can be the red riding hood and i can be the big bag oof” 😂🤣🤣
@candyyii4 жыл бұрын
Crackhead Stanner Lol
@autumn_gacha37004 жыл бұрын
*yes*
@Frogoo174 жыл бұрын
*o o f*
@slegendlightning82114 жыл бұрын
Oof lol
@nenita26154 жыл бұрын
Oh frig-
@lemoncake..4 жыл бұрын
Aaron/Jason: “lets play a game your little red riding hood and I’ll be the big bad wolf” Jess: “AHHH!!”
@user-jj2kr1lx1w4 жыл бұрын
You mean a-aaah~ My friend saying That a better sound idk what that means
@alyssastankovic26844 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Chaosssbvtch4 жыл бұрын
That one was my favourite 😂
@midnightstudioplays28884 жыл бұрын
@@user-jj2kr1lx1w uh oh NAW! you dont want to know-
@midnightstudioplays28884 жыл бұрын
@Marie Ann yep xD
@AsianChiq23isacinnamonroll6 жыл бұрын
I told my boyfriend this one before our first year anniversary, "Are you a magician? Because you made my troubles disappear." and well, he ended up gushing like an idiot lol these pick up lines are amazing!
@nonasweets59446 жыл бұрын
You watch her vids too N3k0?? I can't believe two of my favorite KZbinr's are here! *FANGIRL INTENSIFIES* 😱😱😱😍😍😍😍
@zayd_ee68017 жыл бұрын
I LITERARILY ALMOST FANGIRLED ON THE PICK UP LINES JASON DID, LIKE “Let’s play a game. You’ll be little red riding hood, and I’ll be the big bad wolf.” >:3
@mybunnysnowflake7 жыл бұрын
I know, right?! Whenever it was his turn, I didn't care if it was bad, I think I almost turned into Kawaii~Chan. I still liked the last one that he did though... :D
@jimena56517 жыл бұрын
Ikr xD
@stephanieappleton95737 жыл бұрын
Lol!! But, I feel like I know you from sumle “Sing” I recognize the picture... are you AphmauTheUltima.. (Sorry random... 😰) P.S. If you are.. I’m LolFoxLoverLol... so sorry, it’s random, lol!! 😸
@unluckycard76547 жыл бұрын
" you can be a Little Red Riding Hood and I can be the big bad wolf" AND THEN A FANFIC WAS BORN
@janetteg.65257 жыл бұрын
I SCREAMED AT THE SAME TIME AS HER XDDDD
@erikswanson90247 жыл бұрын
Wut
@livil1327 жыл бұрын
I WILL START THE ROUGH DRAFT
@XD-ez7un7 жыл бұрын
YESSSSS
@sarahisolis59047 жыл бұрын
yep
@aether91343 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: Jess getting flustered for 12 minutes straight
@Patriciaqt5 жыл бұрын
I’m glad Aaron was here. I already know he’s LYCAN you a lot. ;)
@xdreamerx65125 жыл бұрын
I have to admit that's the funniest one I've seen in the comments
@bloop79875 жыл бұрын
Haha lol
@linamccarthy46965 жыл бұрын
Oh God no 😫 you making blush more and smile with these pick up lines
@Leevee6065 жыл бұрын
Oh my Irene YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@mythoscollective5 жыл бұрын
;) XD
@maevebidonde68276 жыл бұрын
Garroth: You're adoorable Me: Makes perfect sense for Garroth to say it.
@kittycatrose12035 жыл бұрын
It does.
@animegachapotatoesoofs48025 жыл бұрын
Yeet
@hackedpanda27715 жыл бұрын
agreed but what was that, he had said about "it would look better on my bedroom floor"
@asheeveetheshinyhunter47365 жыл бұрын
yea
@esmeeditz21195 жыл бұрын
If a girl is into Garroth tell her to dress up as a door he’ll fall in love instantly
@zeroblackfire50017 жыл бұрын
Jess I have a pick up line for you to say to Jason!!!!! "Roses are red, my face is to, this only happens when i'm around you!"
@sixraccoonsinatrenchcoat1545 жыл бұрын
I made it 69 likes
@alexreggis77995 жыл бұрын
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!
@MoonGirl-my4zn5 жыл бұрын
Oh my word yes! It is so cute
@elarich43835 жыл бұрын
For the whole video she was blushing at her characters but overall adside from it lying it was good
@obody31844 жыл бұрын
"Do you live in a corn field" Me: where's he going with this?? "Cause im StAlKiNg you Me: o.O
@myladynaynay4 жыл бұрын
I thought he was gonna say "cuz you're a-maize-ing" XD
@theminecraftreaper33454 жыл бұрын
that could of worked on me(maybe)
@raycantthinkstraightlol3 жыл бұрын
That one came on just as I was reading this lol *perfect timing*
@xnixrixx3905 жыл бұрын
"Are your paws tired cuz you've been runnin through my mind all day" Aphmau: .............rawr Also Aphmau: *immediate regret*
@berrunuryalniz89015 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 OMG THRUUU
@heidil31672 жыл бұрын
just the .............rawr was .............so cute
@Vanessa-ri3fx7 жыл бұрын
THE JASON ONES ARE KILLING ME ESPECIALLY THE RED RIDING HOOD ONE😂
@tacounicorngirl70187 жыл бұрын
Help me I'm die
@derpyeveryday80317 жыл бұрын
FLUFFY UNICORN that one was my fav!!!
@derpyeveryday80317 жыл бұрын
And the Grinch.... i am a sucker for that guy... dont know why though...
@autumnwilliams21487 жыл бұрын
FLUFFY UNICORN YES RED RIDING HOOD KILLED MEH😅
@starkittens47027 жыл бұрын
My fav was when Jason was like “Haven’t I bitten you somewhere?” And I was like, oh I’m sure you have bitten Jess somewhere 😏
@voidnerdvs76606 жыл бұрын
SO CUTE!
@miaunininkas6 жыл бұрын
I'm a single pringle
@illeveyoualone18726 жыл бұрын
Pringles aren’t single. They come in packs ( I get it’s a joke I’m being sarcastic
@celestialfrog87835 жыл бұрын
Don't worry! We're both Single Pringles... but that's ok, because everybody loves chips!
@syrupfingies5 жыл бұрын
6:53 I screamed
@HiBye-ym2ee4 жыл бұрын
@@illeveyoualone1872 Exactly the single pringles are in a group aka a stack and we us single pringles are snacks >:3
@the_worlds_diva4 жыл бұрын
_Can we appreciate that Jess's laugh is so beautiful_
@_inkysnow_47155 жыл бұрын
Jessica’s face when blaze said “Will you be the mother to my puppies?” was priceless 😆 It’s kinda funny looking back on the old videos that I watched a year ago. Then I was just a pansexual girl and only a year later I’m a bisexual non binary person who might have ADHD in the middle of a global pandemic. Jesus can things change a lot within a year. Ngl though, Jess’ videos are still pretty fire. Still waiting for that MCD continuation lmao. Oh my god rewatching this video I really wish Jason had said “Are you Netflix? Cause I’d be happy to chill with you all night.”
@hink0-chownee5524 жыл бұрын
I gave him the same look she did when he said that
@lunar8d3244 жыл бұрын
...that was my face
@isaaclaabs63683 жыл бұрын
When blaze said that I new that that was my favorite
@lolcandyyy6 жыл бұрын
Aaron/Jason: “Are you Netflix? Because I could binge watch you all weekend.” Me: chokes on cereal Save meeeeee 😵
@marieeevee87436 жыл бұрын
I was watching this and the vid and the clip came up right as I read dis
@lunastar74036 жыл бұрын
I was like am l really that interesting
@navi_kizu5 жыл бұрын
I read this at the excat time it showed up
@keithoconnor71075 жыл бұрын
=slaps back= don't worry I choked to
@Almost-Damien5 жыл бұрын
I felt like I was being stalked XD
@shamsside81936 жыл бұрын
I keep on rewatching this, hoping one day I can get the courage to use it. *thinks for 2 seconds* NAAAAAH PROBABLY NOT
@bonvi72044 жыл бұрын
SAME
@scoobiedoobie-doodlenoodle51584 жыл бұрын
@Payton Hopper OOP-
@lisa-marienieves50054 жыл бұрын
So. Tru. Dough. =-=
@jcain7894 жыл бұрын
Every single one of these literally STABBED me straight in the HEART!
@dang0m3w365 жыл бұрын
Blaze: Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day Jess: Rawr. Me: *dying* Me: *dead* x.x
@caitlynhoover64 жыл бұрын
When I read this the video said it 😂
@nbnowl4 жыл бұрын
Here lies • Takeru •, who died from an aph video. They're last words Me: *dead* x.x Sorry I couldn't pass this one up
@dang0m3w364 жыл бұрын
;-;
@cindyschuman82704 жыл бұрын
Ny favorite is gene leaving
@junnie12975 жыл бұрын
ahem ahem. *"Can you call a cargo truck? Because I want to ship you with me."* _fml._
@MoonGirl-my4zn5 жыл бұрын
Kwaii-chan would tots say this one
@toothless35704 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@anna2000784 жыл бұрын
MoonGirl 3060 TRUE!!!!!!
@g.m.ccinderella59204 жыл бұрын
@@MoonGirl-my4zn ikr imagine her saying that to Zane and he gets so flustered-
@RowanWolf227 жыл бұрын
I CAN BARELY BREATHE FROM LAUGHING/SQUEALING. THIS IS TOO MUCH AAAAA. I love these, my god punny pickup lines are the best! Thanks to all the voice actors for doing this and you Jess, it's always such a great laugh!
@nicolegarrard22617 жыл бұрын
I love this poem I'm not poem your standings it is so so cute to me
@cutecyankat12147 жыл бұрын
RowanWolf22 SAME LOL LMAO 😂 😆 This was so PUNNY AND I will be Right Baaaa-back. Get it. Okay I’ll stop.
@AtiredAsexual7 жыл бұрын
I agree
@tammyfromkmart7 жыл бұрын
I can agree with that
@alejandrasstardust33087 жыл бұрын
RowanWolf22 righttt
@lulufreya1234 жыл бұрын
Why do I think Travis would actually use all of these 😂
@theminecraftreaper33454 жыл бұрын
same
@windymcphaul49744 жыл бұрын
Same Same Same
@anjelray9624 жыл бұрын
♡
@NalaGame_S4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@NalaGame_S4 жыл бұрын
@Marin Murray true
@unkn0wxnsl0th826 жыл бұрын
Garroth made a PUN!!!! Garroth:Your aDOORable
@enderwolf95786 жыл бұрын
Candy the angel dog Candy and Jason omg that’s true! Cus he loves/hates doors! :D XD
@sarahalvarez88676 жыл бұрын
Are u the sun? Because ur the center of my universe Are u the moon? Because in the dark u still seen to shine😉
@sunkissedbeach26186 жыл бұрын
Sarah Alvarez yes I am the sun... so u should say 150 million kilometres away from me Edit: wow this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten! Thank you so much! 2 whole likes!
@pamela_r_blackwell6 жыл бұрын
Wanna be the sun of my life again? Okay, just stay 92,955,887.6 miles away from me ;)
@jlxpz57446 жыл бұрын
Of course I’m the sun...because I’m way out of your reach ;) And I may also be classified as the moon, so you should start drifting away from me...now.
@aundiem7186 жыл бұрын
I LOVE ASTRONOMY!!!! THIS IS PERFECT!!!!!
@TsukiCho6 жыл бұрын
Nice
@madi12886 жыл бұрын
Can we see a whole video of you flirting with Jason and making him uncomfortable?!?!?!?!?!
@riannawilbanks15736 жыл бұрын
omg yasss! i would _love_ that
@skibidinicole145 жыл бұрын
YES
@Miss_Mei5 жыл бұрын
Omg. Yas, Please.
@NadiaK.09215 жыл бұрын
Yasss
@himboghost6295 жыл бұрын
Yassss
@marigold81834 жыл бұрын
It is so cute that Jess always is so flustered and just can’t when Aaron says a pickup line because Aaron is voiced by her husband, Jason 🥺☺️
@felixtobin88536 жыл бұрын
When Jason said "Are you Poopsi? Cause your So- da delicious I was drinking Pepsi... Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
@stickermetal5 жыл бұрын
Where I live we say pop, idk why I had to mention that but I wanted to.
@MoistButters7 жыл бұрын
Jason is a maker Jess is a highlighter Jason draws a world Jess makes it brighter
@milowilo7 жыл бұрын
Isabel O'Connor this is so cute!
@kayleakabonic16967 жыл бұрын
awwww omg love it
@amywhelchel49227 жыл бұрын
Isabel O'Connor aww this is cute😁😁😁💖💖💖💖😻😻😻😻
@emptyricebowl7 жыл бұрын
Isabel O'Connor I think she'll break the shaders
@ragansha54827 жыл бұрын
AWWWWWW
@cars70017 жыл бұрын
OMFGGGGGGG THERE IS A WOLFIE PLUSH AND I NEED IT RN
@harleyquinandsuicide61177 жыл бұрын
Emily and her random stuff sane
@laurasteel58467 жыл бұрын
Emily and her random stuff SAME
@ellahunt27587 жыл бұрын
I NEED IT
@myladynaynay4 жыл бұрын
I paused at 7:38 so I could take a breather from laughing, but then Jess's face at that moment made me basically cough my lungs up XD XD XD
@papercuts15445 жыл бұрын
I almost had a heart attack at one of Jason’s pick up lines ( when he said “hey didn’t I bite you somewhere)
@banana27384 жыл бұрын
True😂
@toothless35704 жыл бұрын
Same because I have a horrible dirty mind
@banana27384 жыл бұрын
Why EVERYTIME when everyone is being themselves there is like 99.9% that someone is going to activate our dirty minds😂😂😂
@roxylezama10734 жыл бұрын
Zoe Fernandez I have a dirty mind too all thanks to meh friends😩😩😩
@razelove79em4 жыл бұрын
Same
@roxanemarquez78255 жыл бұрын
Gene: I think I can die happy now. ‘Cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven. Zane: I bet you 20 dollars you’re going to turn me down... I could really use 20 dollars... Laurence: You might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look bad... Ein: Can I hit you in the face?.. With my lips??? Aaron: I’m not an organ donor, but I’d be glad to give you my heart. Dante: On a scale of one-to-ten, you’re a nine. I’m the ONE you need Garroth: You’re aDOORable!!! I hope you enjoyed my favorites
@fuyumichisaki73904 жыл бұрын
Oh I thought you were going to say all of them
@applepie69904 жыл бұрын
@@fuyumichisaki7390 me too XD
@Unyt7 жыл бұрын
Even if there's no gravity, I'd still fall for you
@maepletea7 жыл бұрын
Unyt Thats good
@JanelleA.-hr7qx7 жыл бұрын
Woooooow
@ch401ic7 жыл бұрын
Unyt thats,a ggoooooddd one
@loonuh.89117 жыл бұрын
Unyt don't do that gravity falls was my show.....when it ended I had suicidal thoughts I screamed Everytime people talked about it and I cried myself to sleep every summer
@becka54777 жыл бұрын
Omg that one got me! But are you a heat lamp cause your hot! Idk why I made that up it's terrible
@jeddmauch19894 жыл бұрын
“Can I hit you in the face? With my lips.” CHRIS!! NUUUUUUUUUUU WHY?! 😂😂😂😂😂
@faerythefairy7 жыл бұрын
My favorite: You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line!
@adalynnl59147 жыл бұрын
I like the toast one
@claudiaplay71697 жыл бұрын
ThatOne Guy Hahahaha i agree we have something in come in
@faerythefairy7 жыл бұрын
ThatOne Guy doesn't make sense. I wasn't making it up. I was telling my favorite.
@tycraighead28246 жыл бұрын
Annina._. Plays I just watched it and read the comment lol
@_eunchaechae_6 жыл бұрын
Sara Ali SAMEEE XDDD
@urmom-rh2ku7 жыл бұрын
Damn Jason...dem pick up lines though
@lamelight_45887 жыл бұрын
Pup Scoutius lol is that 707
@finalfantasyfan01284 жыл бұрын
2:35 “Hello. I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.” Sounds like a pick up line for Joker from Persona 5.
@gemshizen Жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who thought that! X,D
@UnidentifiedFlyingSquirrel6 ай бұрын
I love this SO MUCH, the fact that they did whole little fully edited scenes for these individual lines. I especially ADORE the inside joke mystreet ones
@amythest95126 жыл бұрын
jason/aaron: havent i bitten you somewhere me: JASOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@taylerrutherford90306 жыл бұрын
Amythest951 lol I totally agree
@toriwells36026 жыл бұрын
Amythest951 lol I said the same thing 😭😭
@jamesbruyere83846 жыл бұрын
Why Jason why you do a dirty pickup line... oh and btw why dose zane have his mask off anod smiling as Aaron and Aph kiss???
@ChloeIPlayz6 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOOMG
@NadiaK.09216 жыл бұрын
Amythest951 lol Eeee Oh wait *fangirling turns off* that is kinda dirty
@amychan92376 жыл бұрын
Are u WiFi cuz I have been searching for u all over the place
@qwilla22985 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss!
@paulaswindall80285 жыл бұрын
I’m using that on my best friend when he’s late 0-0 credit to u
@leahedwards55815 жыл бұрын
Are you wifi because I'm feeling a connection Kill me now
@mf43495 жыл бұрын
(•\\^\\•)
@MoonGirl-my4zn5 жыл бұрын
So cute
@uselesstrash28156 жыл бұрын
Aarons/Jason’s just KILLED me EEEE
@syrupfingies5 жыл бұрын
6:53 That was said so sexual I screamed
@lenivys5 жыл бұрын
*AHHHHH- ahah-*
@fuzzyfuzball30cooper44 жыл бұрын
9:28 Dante: Is your daddy a baker cause you've got some nice buns! Me: idk Kestin are you a baker? I'm sorry XD
@starlight40658 ай бұрын
Don’t apologize because when I was younger Kestin was one of my childhood crushes
@zruka34916 жыл бұрын
Dante's And Laurence's pickup lines made me blush and fangirl inside
@yamowolfy79116 жыл бұрын
Springgirlie AJ me too
@BaconIsAProAtFlee6 жыл бұрын
Springgirlie AJ me too me too
@bonks84206 жыл бұрын
Springgirlie AJ sameee!
@melom63156 жыл бұрын
Omfg same
@graces32256 жыл бұрын
Springgirlie AJ same
@whatismyname39867 жыл бұрын
Jason’s/Aaron’s pick up lines were the bomb... Go Jason/Aaron Go
@arianastroup1357 жыл бұрын
You mean jaaron if you watch angelville you get it.
@makaylaknuuttila73697 жыл бұрын
Ariana stroup heck yes
@whatismyname39867 жыл бұрын
Ariana stroup I know that but for people who don’t watch Angelsville
@iamdead63767 жыл бұрын
SuperDogPackerFan 1 Its also his bday today. Also my bday. We have the same bday
@Daniel-ib2ex7 жыл бұрын
SuperDogPackerFan 1 JAARON FOR LIFE no? OK I'll go home
@PandaPanda-wb1ri6 жыл бұрын
6:53 *Aaron* Lets play a game you can be little red riding hood and ill be the big bad wolf. *Me* *LAUGHING SO HARD DIES* I LOVE THAT PART ITS SO FUNNY HAHA
@Demon-._.5 жыл бұрын
I kinda screamed like aphmau did--
@syrupfingies5 жыл бұрын
I screamed like Jess did, his voice was so sexual and that fairy tale is my favorite.
@myacarter71425 жыл бұрын
What does that mean ?
@Demon-._.5 жыл бұрын
@@myacarter7142 don't worry about it--
@myacarter71425 жыл бұрын
@@Demon-._. okay....
@abbieauguste19784 жыл бұрын
I’m rewatching all of Jess’s videos and she should do a pick up line reaction with the voice actors from My Inner Demons. I would die probably 🥴
@zanemaushipper25845 жыл бұрын
Travis: By chance do you live in a corn field? Me: No? Travis: Cause I'm stalking you! Me: Oh HeLl No!
@dragonsblade45035 жыл бұрын
This was what went through my head too
@childdan80625 жыл бұрын
i live by one
@moonfun85065 жыл бұрын
omg when i saw this comment i was at that point in the video XD
@Cancelkarlee5 жыл бұрын
Lol😂😂same
@fudgesicileyum41085 жыл бұрын
I would be like bish are you asking for a punch in the face!?!
@midnightpink37377 жыл бұрын
are you a camera? because every time i look at you i smile.😉 i liked this video.
@midnightpink37377 жыл бұрын
i liked my own comment If you are a KZbin video, then i click Like.
@missiedissie70956 жыл бұрын
One of the voices is a girl voice actor in a game called hat in time!i love her voice acting! Also a joke(I’m a pun master in my class)... If u pushed your book shelf over on the ground... I guess u only have YOUR-SHELF to blame! What do u call a belt with a clock on it? A WAIST OF TIME!(this is actually related to hat in TIME) One day me and my friends were talking and they said “my little siblings say their translucent” ... Well I guess that makes their moms and dads TRANSPARENT!
@meaninglessblob70365 жыл бұрын
**starts slow clapping**
@Stoopy_Gregory4 жыл бұрын
Ok the last one got me
@mocca_tea Жыл бұрын
Jess at others pick up lines:😀😂🥹 Jess at Jason’s pick up lines:😍😍😍😍😍
@gachaking16385 жыл бұрын
Aaron:"Haven't I bitten you somewhere before?" Me:"No, but you sure can." My gf:"That's only for me to say about you not him." She's pretty awkward.
@creativeliz81337 жыл бұрын
I was blushing so much during this! I get flustered really easily when flirted with >////< (Even if they where more directed toward Jess, they still made me squeal/giggle and blush) The "Haven't I Bitten you somewhere before?" made me fall off the chair laughing XDDD Edit: Thanks for 100 likes!
@commitdeathpayeeto41847 жыл бұрын
My face became so red at that part. Literally got me. I was like "What the f*ck just happened right there? Did i hear right?"
@commitdeathpayeeto41847 жыл бұрын
I replayed it over and over again XDDDDD
@Luna-in8lw7 жыл бұрын
I couldnt take it i literlly fell of my bed and hit my night stand and i think aaron should chill out and luv u aphmau your the best ✌ out
@renetta31877 жыл бұрын
Ruby Rose haven't I been you before but the way it sounds is been in you before so I was like SEX JOKES 101
@fwtxmia8897 жыл бұрын
Ruby Rose sameeeee
@saturnyingling41935 жыл бұрын
if Aphmau could saw one to Aaron it should be "I'm LYCAN you a lot right now"
@tundranight33974 жыл бұрын
PFFFTTTTT OMG THATS SO AMAZING
@vhgghgg76664 жыл бұрын
Yes that’s perfect!!
@-roseclover-91454 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@Yhina_woo4 жыл бұрын
>:> This is just the video that makes me go YEEEEEEEET. Poor Jason jess must be saying those pick up lines to him, Aphmau is cracking up with Aaron's pick up lines
@jess_thebest72376 жыл бұрын
The Aaron and blaze ones killed me 😂😂👌
@mythicalcreatures39816 жыл бұрын
These are kinda cheesy but I came up with them (I think some people came up with some of them, but I like 'em) 1. Ice isn't the only thing that's slippery, but you are, cause you slip into my mind everyday 2. If you were a candy, then you'd be the only one I look for 3. If I had to rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u, and i together 4. Your mom was a hot tamale, but you're a hot pepper 5. Are you a cat? Cause we'd be purfect~ together 6. Werewolves can't eat chocolate, but i can't resist you 7. Is just me, but are you a super star? Cause you shine brighter than everyone 8. Headaches stress me out, but if you were one, you'd be my stress reiliver 9. I wanna play a game, but not hide'n'seek, cause a person like you is hard to find I took me awhile, and I hope Jessica sees this
@angiediciaula25136 жыл бұрын
The sixth one is my favorite
@lillywms5 жыл бұрын
Mythical Pickle are you candy because you’re the only one I’d eat
@gummypurple78915 жыл бұрын
THAT LAST ONE'S REALLY CUUUTTTTEEE! ❤
@bendythelittledevildarlin94245 жыл бұрын
But I like hide and seek
@kittycatrose12035 жыл бұрын
Aww. Thanks.
@chasingdreams63357 жыл бұрын
I died when Kawaii-Chan was talking about the toast😂😂😂😂
@hi_its_kc_55327 жыл бұрын
Horselover 559 me 2 it was so funny
@chasingdreams63357 жыл бұрын
Hi_Its_Kc _ Yeah😂😂😂
@fireruby18824 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh. When she reacted to Jason that was the cutest part 😂💙she got so excited each time
@editedbysummer7 жыл бұрын
Aw! I love how she got all shy when Jason said 'have I bitten you before'
@guineacorn24907 жыл бұрын
Summer CTV why
@meifwalover47567 жыл бұрын
Moppa Woppa Because... Starlight...
@SimpiiYT5 жыл бұрын
Here's a stupid pickup line- "Are your eyes a maze? Because I'm lost in them." I had to xD
@Twingirlsmum4 жыл бұрын
The Dragon Kat it’s amazing :D
@zianellhope44894 жыл бұрын
Kkk
@KDJkinnie_49514 жыл бұрын
Ooh
@Steel2364 жыл бұрын
Now thats a good pickup line good job👍
@lilian80764 жыл бұрын
8D
@Mr.Severyn7 жыл бұрын
“Hey can you hold something for me?” Sure what is it? “My hand~”
@SmolMykk7 жыл бұрын
Severyn Baltos awww
@The_Great_Penguini7 жыл бұрын
Is this from jadien animation's
@honeyskies.2347 жыл бұрын
Smooth...but that was from Jaiden Animations
@Mr.Severyn7 жыл бұрын
Arieku Latte Waiting for someone to notice ^_^
@kr18937 жыл бұрын
Jaiden eyyyyy
@bratty47313 жыл бұрын
8:05 this:😐 to this:😨 real quik
@JapaneseSanChan4 жыл бұрын
Aaron’s line was my fav. Aaron: Let’s play a game, U be lil red riding hood, and....I’ll be the big bad Wolf👌 Jess: AHH
@Chaosssbvtch4 жыл бұрын
Her reaction to the "haven't I bitten you before" was hilarious 😂
@garylindo97023 жыл бұрын
And how he says it
@garylindo97023 жыл бұрын
To jess its soo cute
@caro_starz3 жыл бұрын
He is a wolf
@un1ty_alph43 жыл бұрын
Oh oh nooooo
@ramonmedina75837 жыл бұрын
Her laugh is so cute hehe
@cherylsmith64887 жыл бұрын
saturn gaming hehehe I agree
@arapaho97 жыл бұрын
i gave it the 200 like.
@sleepidanisaurr7 жыл бұрын
"Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of you!" *sighs* I know..I know..*jumps off a cliff*
@sleepidanisaurr7 жыл бұрын
"Are you a light bulb? Cause you brighten my day" Oh god no*
@sleepidanisaurr7 жыл бұрын
I got pick up lines for dayz XD
@irmaquijote21497 жыл бұрын
U don't have to jump down I like it btw I'm useing my mom's account
@nerdgameshq12127 жыл бұрын
Irma Quijote lol🤣😂😂
@katinthegetto29167 жыл бұрын
Dayna Harmon it’s funny because Gene was like lord kill me
@MyStreet_Aarmau7 ай бұрын
My fav parts 6:52 Big Bad Wolf Aaron 10:34 I DIDN'T KNOW U WERE THAT DIRECT AARON 11:24 THIS MAN NEEDS HIS OWN FLIRTING SHOW! 4:07 GARROTH IS TYE FUNNIEST! 7:31 Ein's prison 7:01 Cadeza's gift 8:01 IT'S OFFICIAL TRAVIS IS MAD 8:13 HEY APH EIN WANTS TO PUNCH U!!!! 9:54 CHILL BLAZE CHILL! 1:00 poor ZuZu
@shironijima45216 жыл бұрын
I have a really bad pun and pickup line Im too tense i guess you got my. A-TENSE-ION i've been mining diamonds but your smile is brighter than one Do you know how to draw cause you drew us closer together Thats all also i liked my comment because no one does😢
@lh18736 жыл бұрын
ShyWolfGaming Is My previous HACKED accounts name OMG THEYRE GOOD😂😊
@bjoe38606 жыл бұрын
Dont worry buddy i liked it but are you sure it wasent your beuatiful face that did it (worst pickup line EVER)
@alschn76206 жыл бұрын
The drawng on got me...
@dekai12495 жыл бұрын
Good dude but if u have a crush tel her or him like this For boys:I don't to be ur friend but to be ur lover For girl:are u a picture because I picture u in my dream That all
@siarelisgonzalez98535 жыл бұрын
No offense if you don't mean this, but, it sort of annoys me when people point out the face that they like their own comments 'cause no one else likes them. (or even if that's a lie..then, even WORSE!) Sort of being an attention-seeker as in seeking for likes...
@Rodriguezz037 жыл бұрын
I freaked out when Aaron was saying his pick up line😂💜❤
@Kami-fs3fq7 жыл бұрын
Me too. Dont worry.
@clairamel19257 жыл бұрын
I love how giggly she gets when she hears Jason’s voice 😂♥️
@Aphmau_loversАй бұрын
When Jess reacted to Jason's pick up lines her reactions were priceless lmao
@kari_9996 жыл бұрын
Aaron: Let’s play a game you be little red riding hood and I’ll be the big bad wolf Me: WOW
@modjjjash136 жыл бұрын
🐺
@coswolf42376 жыл бұрын
Look up Little Red Riding Hood, nightcore.
@taylerrutherford90306 жыл бұрын
Oh mah god Aaron... seriously
@miapalacio59396 жыл бұрын
Aaron:let's play a game you be little red riding hood and I'll be the big bad wolf Me: byeeeeeee 😀✌
@yamowolfy79116 жыл бұрын
Purple_Mermaid XD Lol Jess squealed
@kittenbosher18985 жыл бұрын
"do these actually work for anyone?" they work for me...... my partner and I have been together for two years, stated dating 2 months after we met at comicon, I was dressed as Frisk and they were Chat Noir, we just kept using pick up lines on eachother I still use pickup lines on them and they always blush really hard and its so cute edit: sadly they passed on april 20th of this year (2020)
@nbnowl4 жыл бұрын
Aww that's adorable
@fuyumichisaki73904 жыл бұрын
Oh I’m so so so so so sorry I hope you have a wonderful day your one of the nicest people ever
@RedBanana_4 жыл бұрын
KittenBosher I mean, for Chat Noir that’s in character.
@javencummins14264 жыл бұрын
Oh no! I hope you find someone special like them.
@emjaijaine8254 жыл бұрын
sorry for your loss you must of loved them a lot
@haydenhenscheid61347 жыл бұрын
Lol her reaction to Ein's Can I hit you in the face… (Aphmau's reaction O.O) WITH MY LIPS
@jessicaescamilla84903 ай бұрын
What episode is that clip from
@filzawajid5173 жыл бұрын
2:36 ..Chris..Stop god your gonna kill me,that was too adorable //////
@riannawilbanks15736 жыл бұрын
JASON STOP GIVING US FANGIRLS NOSEBLEEDS!!!!!
@angelitabriones79845 жыл бұрын
GET OUT OF HERE GIRL
@ezekielh93315 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
@bloop79875 жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@mary_myrosa84785 жыл бұрын
My mood
@gilfamiliasoto13685 жыл бұрын
Im a girl and im in my dads phone and I havent got nosiebleed by him so what you doing here watching this gurlllll you need to clam with him girl
@julyjayla27626 жыл бұрын
Blaze: well here I am what are your other 2 wishes? Aph: Slaps forehead Me the whole time: Well blaze u messed up XD
@keithoconnor71075 жыл бұрын
I like blaze's second pick up line. If somebody who knew me and said the paw one to me I would be their mate (wolf terms :>)
@tododeku4lifeandtravisisha4795 жыл бұрын
July Jayla your comment was on at the right time when blaze said that pick up line LOL 😂 im still lol
@Riv-s1o5 жыл бұрын
Kawaii~Chan: Of all the beautiful curves on your body your smile is my favourite. Me: *Blushes so hard* WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CUTE!
@Riv-s1o5 жыл бұрын
No gings aloud
@edenhossaena45454 жыл бұрын
6:15 I would say that too but I don’t talk to strangers unless it’s like a job interview
@tinymac77186 жыл бұрын
The first Zane/Kestin one... I'm crying.
@xxgachanfinitexx39356 жыл бұрын
Garroth: Your A-DOOR-Able Me: HAHAHAHAHA
@fatimamedina56526 жыл бұрын
A 🚪 a 🍲
@gorezphicx6 жыл бұрын
Nah this is what garroth would say are u a door cause id smash you first
@enderwolfplays7 жыл бұрын
Jason (Jess's husband) gets her everytime. XD
@veronica14757 жыл бұрын
Murasaki Ookami You mean Dr Jason (Da real Jason 😂)
@Frostflamethewolf4 жыл бұрын
Caitlyn? Being Drunk and delivering a pickup line is literally the funniest thing i have ever seen. She would have delivered her pick up line then promptly passed out. Also I think Zane could have slid through that doorway at anytime and swept her off her feet literally he was a whirlpool of emotion. Literally.
@katelyn66137 жыл бұрын
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together There is a reason why N and O are together
@countbriarlilliane48977 жыл бұрын
Brook Baily that hit me so hard
@Crow_in_Thornes7 жыл бұрын
Ooh, that comeback though
@Vixen-ij8ji7 жыл бұрын
Burn
@soulcraftyt49237 жыл бұрын
Brook Baily NO if you put N and O together XD and nice pick up lines.
@MysticWolf.027 жыл бұрын
bahahahaha omg i am so using that when someone tries this pick up line on me xD
@k_leahh6 жыл бұрын
Kawaii Chan thoooo “your so hot if you ate bread you’d poop out toast!” Then we have Jess here like •0•
@Vyancy6 жыл бұрын
Becouse shes hot shell heat the bread in her and poop out toast ( im crazy and plss dont shout at me i was just thinking ) :(
@frxncisforever4 жыл бұрын
"Can i take a picture of you? Its to show santa what i want for christmas" horrible flashbacks from that "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
@sarita24484 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Andhsuwbdnayahjdhxjsjs3 жыл бұрын
I used to listen to that year round.
@bellaboop19322 жыл бұрын
@@Andhsuwbdnayahjdhxjsjs me to
@_-artiiqgacha-_74774 жыл бұрын
1:53 he said : “God kill me..”
@julietteyellowknee1607 жыл бұрын
I got this from google!! Jason: Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine Jess:You can call me Jess
@taytale39017 жыл бұрын
Juliette Yellowknee Good job not lying about this and stealing it always nice to give credit!!!
@galaxykitten79126 жыл бұрын
If this happened in my life...... Guy: Did it hurt Me: What? Guy: When you fell from Heaven Me: No, but I got a good graze from crawling out of hell No one has ever said that to me but that would be my response
@larchanttv93146 жыл бұрын
I love it
@galaxykitten79126 жыл бұрын
Little Ivy Gaming -I swear I’ve heard it somewhere before but I can’t remember where
@larchanttv93146 жыл бұрын
@@galaxykitten7912 A Scotty something vine
@galaxykitten79126 жыл бұрын
Little Ivy Gaming maybe
@thornlilyn68885 жыл бұрын
oh my god my bf said that to me once and I couldn't respond because he caught me so off guard that I just sat beside him as a human tomato for like an hour before I said anything to that.
@imnotveryhappy20606 жыл бұрын
I have a few lines: Are you the Grinch? Because you stole my heart!~ Are you a werewolf? Because I swear I bit you.~ Roses are red, violets are blue, will you be my Valentine? Because I love you!~ Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Because you got a sweet butt~ (I can see Travis saying that to Katelyn) Let's flip a coin! If head your mine and if tails I'm yours...~ Are you Cinderella? Because I see that dress coming off at midnight...~ Are you a ticket? Because I read FINE all over you...~ How do I do fanfics and publish them Aphmau?
@goldietheokamigamer9726 жыл бұрын
o-o o my that cinderella one is....IDK JUST MAKING ME UNCONFORTBLE THINKING ABOUT IT
@MeasuredNex6 жыл бұрын
@@goldietheokamigamer972 yeah my dude I read it and was like wtf
@alessiokorvezee99366 жыл бұрын
Lizzina The artist funny BUT the Travis one do
@bbykaykay8566 жыл бұрын
Fanfics? I suggest Wattpad 👌🏻👌🏻 Btw those were great 😂
@catlover30486 жыл бұрын
Lizzina The artist really second to last is soooooo childish
@darkrose434 жыл бұрын
When I watch this video and makes me feel like I'm the one being told these pick up lines. Also i relate to what Jenny says at 6:04
@catharinabathomarco57576 жыл бұрын
I have 2 puck up lines 1. Are u a statue? Cause i cant stop staring at u *winks* 2. Are u a camera cause everytime that i look at u i smile 😊 I hope u liked them byeee luv u
@stellab.23926 жыл бұрын
catharina bathomarco the second one I showed to my friend and she used it to her crush and it worked
@javettenicolelumontod6036 жыл бұрын
puck up XD
@coswolf42376 жыл бұрын
I read the first one, and I thought that you were talking about Weeping Angels.... anyone else?
@EJ-xf9lk6 жыл бұрын
catharina bathomarco puck?
@arinickell89596 жыл бұрын
ZeroChan that was good I’ll give it to ya a bit cringey but still good
@dragon58757 жыл бұрын
This video is really making me blush so bad right now😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
@savagejojo1457 жыл бұрын
Dragondancer320 😊😊
@saberwayne75267 жыл бұрын
Same😣😣😣
@madisons27606 жыл бұрын
Roses are red Violets are -blue- PURPLE There's nothing in the world more prettier than you
@ProGamerDieHARD6 жыл бұрын
Madison S NO VIOLETS ARE *VIOLETS*
@lemonz45513 жыл бұрын
"Do you live in a cornfield?" *"Cause you're corny."*
@ahlivia10187 жыл бұрын
She was very emotional when it was Jason/Aaron.
@SongReference7 жыл бұрын
Ahlivia Barker it’s a flirting Thing with married couples
@stitchcave7 жыл бұрын
Ahlivia Barker Theyre married, and you can see Jess blushes during those too. they’re so cute >~
@emmastoddard24577 жыл бұрын
The aarons one was too funny
@laylalabelle8936 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@gawkingbee63006 жыл бұрын
The *A* aron *s* *ONE* You don’t make sense
@maddythederp44386 жыл бұрын
ItsE m m a IKR
@midnightwolfmalala16566 жыл бұрын
X3
@LLavidgeVixon6 жыл бұрын
K I N K Y A L S O;)))))))))))))
@marjfoleyvlog89775 жыл бұрын
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I think I need, Someone like you
@levisodmgear83094 жыл бұрын
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
@fuyumichisaki73904 жыл бұрын
(•-•) aww so cute
@Delulumi___.4 жыл бұрын
? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@yezzbei4 жыл бұрын
Amma use this 😆
@jorgeurrutia3604 жыл бұрын
Roses are red, Violets are blue, My bed has room for two 😉 (Oh god kill meh now)
@ynln84414 жыл бұрын
oh i cant- the pick up lines are killing meeeeeh EEEEEKKKKKK lol jason's pick up lines as aaron made me burst of laughing even more xDDDDD