Reacting to 'THE HILLS' | S5E18 | Whitney Port

[@ElizaJames777]

Heidi: I always get what I want Timmy: Except Lauren SHOTS FIRED

[@helenawinnberg423]

Except she did get her to go to the wedding at least lol

[@blackclouds909]

That was good

[@lindsaysaunders7346]

Timmy never disappoints 😂😂😂

[@SydneyKong]

LMAOOOO WHAHAHAAHHA

[@julieann4616]

Lol!!

[@deactivated-78936]

Heidi saying "thank you for my outfit" to God while saying grace is one of my favorite lines from the entirety of the series. It's so underrated and so funny.

[@tgardner11]

same, especially because, based on what we saw of it, I thought it looked like a very cheap, discounted Teddy of some kind with a regular tank under it. Wet seal vibes. Literally that's just a shot in the dark because we barely saw exactly what the "outfit" was. 😅

[@elysia..]

​@@tgardner11you didn't get it lol. I interpreted velma's comment as an appreciation to Heidi's innocence of character. it wasn't about vapidness or materialistic behavior. heck, it's not even about religion, rather a relationship with YAH (God in Hebrew). Heidi's just grateful for what she has and wanted to give thanks. simple.

[@Varsityathl3te]

Absolutely iconic

[@EvaLWW]

“Who said Sleezy T could talk!?” Made me laugh so hard 😂

[@Savvangoghh]

I feel like part of the reason these seasons are so bad is because we're not following anyone's career anymore. Like part of what made the earlier seasons so good and feel so real was when we would see Lauren and Whitney making career moves. These later seasons just feel like a bubble of he said she said with nothing happening outside of their little group.

[@luckyDancer100]

Yeah nothing is even happening in these episodes

[@Izzyfosheezy]

I always had a hard time staying engaged after Lauren left because the friendships are obviously not real. Stacy was introduced as a bartender and now she's Kristens' bff. And it's very clear that Jayde is acting in the scenes with Brody. No hate or shade towards anyone on the show.

[@rachelle9588]

yes, Stacy was good at being Kristen's "friend" but the narrative didn't make sense. A fake encounter between them or an explanation that now Stacy was dating one of the boys now was much needed. Somehow that was better than Lo/Kristen who grew up together but never had complementing personalities/storylines.

[@Izzyfosheezy]

@@rachelle9588 Totally agree. Stacy was brought on as a bartender that was "ruining" Heidi and Spencer's relationship in season 5, but is now Kristen's bff. Like, what?! Lol.

[@hollyh5533]

@@Izzyfosheezy and Heidi hates Stacey but her and Kristin are like bffs... Its just weird.

[@latoyajohnson8695]

There’s no way that Stacy “the bartender “ and Kristin are bffs

[@naomismith1514]

It was just as fake when she was on it, too. Especially after season 2. It started becoming more clear how fake it was around season 3 ish. And it continued to become faker and faker in season 4-5 before she left, and then obviously just got worse and worse ..

[@smellslikefreespirit]

“I’m just here to play pool and hit beats. Lay off me Bordy. I’m your biggest fan” 😂😂 so glad you guys are back! ❤️

[@echenton]

We need more of side kick Frankie/Whitney, hilarious 😂

[@smellslikefreespirit]

@@echenton seriously 😂 Timmy’s impersonations are hilarious

[@steevenhyde3505]

Kristen said in several interviews that the fights with Jade were all fake. That Jade and Brody were okay the whole time and afterwards Brody started to date Avril Lavigne

[@Lady_Kirkpatrick]

Yeah was going to comment the same thing. Complete fake story line.

[@bloodyweather88]

For the three people who are here for a doze of reality...

[@twelve11]

Yeah, it was all acting, the fighting was fake because Kristin was with a cameraman and like you said Brody and Jade were perfectly fine

[@hollyh5533]

Well they are good actors and actresses because i had no idea at the time and it seemed to me that kristin was pissed that brody and jayde was a thing

[@84naners]

She didn't even need to say anything. .its glaringly obvious...basically everything is fake now.

[@clairelruth]

Can't wait for laguna. I miss when it was more realistic and less fake. But you guys make it interesting 💙

[@saraporter7953]

Same. I love laguna

[@reids4122]

Same!!

[@carolsimpson4422]

Ironically, there is nothing faker then teenagers keeping it real lo

[@jes44444]

Same !!!! Laguna is my comfort show !!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@rachela2727]

I work nights and my brain read it as lasagna lol

[@davidjkus]

Even though I think the content is lame right now I still look forward to watching this with y’all on KZbin every Wednesday and Friday. It will get better when Spencer goes completely insane. If anyone remembers that.

[@saraporter7953]

Same. I can’t wait for laguna!

[@armanhammer18]

Yes! I am waiting for those episodes and to see Tim’s and Whit’s reactions!

[@Kaaat408]

I vaguely recall him at a BBQ or party and losing his shit lol. I can’t wait 😂

[@tgardner11]

@@Kaaat408 Yup! When he screamed at Holly during a birthday party and then at a party at Kristin's, he screamed at Stephanie--doesn't do well with the sisters.

[@davidjkus]

@@Kaaat408 he gets really into the crystals and starts looking all scruffy. He literally is losing his mind all the time through out the season.

[@user-ef5id9km3p]

"Break up with yourself Bordie, and get back together with the little boy inside". Classic Timmy bringing us the truth gems.

[@bossywiener8405]

I liked this season of The Hills. I think Kristen was an example of a women who had stronger boundaries when it came to men.

[@k_a_y_l_e_e]

and also had a very strong and secure sense of self-worth. she put up with very little shit from anyone.

[@bossywiener8405]

@@k_a_y_l_e_e I remember watching this as a teen and being so confused by the intimate relationships. I didn't understand why Audrina "chased" emotionally unavailable Justin around. Why everyone idealized Brody and his womanizing. Spencer being awarded for narcissism. Realize now with my matured brain that it's all fake and contrived.

[@helenawinnberg423]

Except next minute she's calling Justin from Vegas lol

[@gee2541]

@@bossywiener8405 except that also happens in real life alot sadly

[@meghansullivan6812]

Absolutely! It’s super refreshing to see

[@megwells1536]

Every Kristin/Stacie scene: Stacie sitting on couch, Kristin walking down the stairs WHY

[@jillsarah7356]

My theory is she went upstairs to get some ~herbal refreshment~ for them to enjoy after the scene lol this is not based on any knowledge just a imaginary scenario

[@katiepapas2678]

Heidi while saying Grace: “thank you for my outfit” LOL ☠️

[@SydneyKong]

“Brody’s always taking sort of friends/lovers to romantic dinners” LMAOOO WHAHAHAHAHA

[@Kermitdafrawg9]

Why does the scene where Heidi cooks Spencer dinner remind me of so many horror films where the husband is about to die from poison....

[@hollyh5533]

Lol

[@missygraceful]

Lmaooo

[@HayleyRE]

Heidi: So, I'm married now. Therapist: Ok. (Thinking, "to Spencer?")

[@johncrawford]

"THIS WHOLE STORYLINE IS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO US" - Brilliant, Timmy!!!

[@alyssaababeey]

low key felt like Heidi was going to murder Spencer, not seduce him during that dinner scene lmao also, are we sure Staci is a real person??? she’s only ever at Kristin’s house 🤔 is she just Kristin’s subconscious?? (I know she’s fully a real person… or is she 👀)

[@ichiban6004]

Lolol

[@nobody_nowhere_3338]

Sent me on an existential crisis 🤣🤣🤣

[@sharonm.t.2492]

Yep, she is real bitch... I mean person. She is longtime friends (was in her wedding) with Scheana from VPR. Her sister was a Playboy Bunny back in those days.

[@lumilara]

i like the surrealism aspect you are suggesting here

[@jocylouie]

How do I get Staci's gig? Seems nice

[@PrincessCarparkle]

Jayde & Boardie together are junior high hell. If I had .25 for every time Boardie says “Look who we have here!” Or “Look who it is” I’d be a wealthy woman.

[@wanderers5641]

He's also a "where's my hug" kinda guy 🤢

[@KalasStage]

Lol

[@PrincessCarparkle]

@@wanderers5641 TOTALLY

[@amandat293]

“Well well well……” like zip it brodster. god.

[@lozcb8790]

Jade: I know you're not a jerk Literally everyone else: YES HE IS!!! 🚩🚩🚩

[@maplelocks1062]

14:46 - 15:04 Timmy does a Jayde impression but with his classic Kelly Cutrone impression voice. YESSSSS.

[@queensylviamendoza7882]

I felt like when Lauren was in the episodes. I felt like it was sophisticated. She was real. But when Kristen came into the picture I just felt like it was jersey shore. And nothing made sense after she left

[@silviatunnell8514]

The editing is FAN-freaking-TASTIC!! 🔥🔥🔥

[@Akiremusic17]

Timmy as Jade was comedy GOLD

[@amandat608]

Love to hear Whit was looking forward to watching this episode and relaxing. We were all looking forward to watching you watch it. ☺️🥰

[@skilltes037]

I listened to a podcast yesterday and Kristin said Brody never broke up with Jayde. They were always together and that Kristin was treating this show as an acting job

[@ashleyaranda4165]

Which podcast?

[@skilltes037]

@@ashleyaranda4165 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHeomJ53rLl5b5I

[@ashleyaranda4165]

@@skilltes037 thank you so much 🙏🏼

[@jenaumorgan]

At this point they all were which is why it's hard to watch. Because MTV was still presenting this as "reality"

[@skilltes037]

@@jenaumorgan yea. I know it was guided, but I was surprised that Brody and Jayne were dating the whole time because I believed that they were broken up...this is the first time I go this far in the series though. I stopped watching after LC left

[@stephenhewitt5721]

Also iconic… laughing while delivering the line “Sounds like he’s crying.” Kristin is fantastic.

[@therenegade916]

My favorite thing about this episode was that fake ass meet-up with Kristen & Jade. Mostly because Kristen looked AMAZING. An underrated look that isn’t discussed enough. The hair, the hoops. All of it. And of course the way she delivered “You’re a real bitch” was *chefs kiss*

[@Kaylee_eeee]

Kristen was and still is so beautiful

[@SLone3251]

YES -- the whole look was fire. Kristin always looked amazing in every scene.

[@jillroberts3465]

She came out and said the whole convo was fake.

[@therenegade916]

@@jillroberts3465 Yup. They both have. Jade even said she actually made friends with Kristen.

[@jenkenj]

Yes!! I feel like I keep making mental screen grabs of her looks to try and recreate myself ha

[@DaniM1214]

Timmy as Jade😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂the BEST

[@kellipalen7334]

Since Lauren left, I definitely keep watching for you guys! The last couple seasons are so cringey and fake it’s a little hard to sit through. You guys make them bearable lol!

[@MSM.2597]

“That was like Destiny’s Cousin” hahahahaaa TIM!

[@wanderers5641]

Production to Brody: Okay, so on this episode you're going to go out for 11 meals...

[@maneatertiff]

The best part of that go back where you came from convo....Jayde is Canadian lol

[@sj6854]

The fear in Heidi’s therapists face!😂🤣

[@latoyajohnson8695]

Heidi needed Dr Francis to give it to her straight with absolutely positively UNEQUIVOCALLY NO chaser

[@stephtodeath86]

My eye doc told me you really only need to be wearing them when you're on your screen at night. During the day, you're getting more of the blue light from the sun than you are from any screen.

[@lipkin108]

Every episode for the last 6 seasons of the hills is Justin making up stories and words and how Audrina is the one for him and Audrina herself believing it all and regretting him 20 minutes later

[@sellbe.]

The glasses suits you very much!

[@helenawinnberg423]

"WHO SAID SLEAZY T COULD TALK?!?!" Hahahaha best video in a long time guys thanks so much! I'm enjoying Kristin too, like yes the show had already peaked but I still love it xxx

[@Rlovencupcakes]

Timmy's commentary..😂luv

[@BasicallyBeauty23]

Heidi: “I always get what I want!” Timmy: “Not Lauren” Savage 🤣🤣🤣

[@mangomarg]

“This whole story line is a slap in the face to us” 😭

[@Bibiznatch]

"Who said Sleazy T could talk?".... " bananas homie" 😜😜😍😍

[@christyzareth2813]

Legit, you guys make these episodes so much more interesting. I'm eager for Laguna Hills reactions 😁

[@jessssssc0]

‘Thank you for this outfit’ ?? Lmaoo thank you Timmy for always saying what we’re all thinking 😂😂

[@nicholeborchert6131]

When Heidi thanks the guy above for her outfit. 🙏 Best part!

[@MoMixMasta03]

I freaking love Kristen! She has always been so real and just completely honest

[@Erinba]

Whitney’s glasses remind me of the episode of the office when Pam wears the bad glasses 😹

[@nicolekopras2921]

You guys seem refreshed and really into it. The vacation did you well and I’m loving the enthused commentary.

[@georgiehannon264]

Tim-you have never sounded more “LA” I’m from the UK and literally eat a bowl of pasta that big at least once a week! 🤣

[@jenkenj]

I think it was maybe in reference to the fact that Heidi was trying to "seduce" Spencer and a big plate of pasta is a heavier thing to eat before intimate activity lol...

[@victoriag2397]

Lmao Timmy calling Spencer “Spender”😆 “Did spender get a new car???!” Omg!!!! Oh yeah and of course I’m excited about the upcoming Laguna Beach commentaries!!!❤️❤️❤️

[@megrat12]

Firstly, Whitney's glasses and banana look is a LOOK, haha! I'm so excited to see you guys back! Thank you for going to the trouble of giving us the hilarious Best-Of videos, even though you were on vacation!!! :)

[@vi6ilanteshit]

Just for what it’s worth: the second Timmy breaks out for like 20 seconds doing an impression is the moment I hit the like button. That man’s hilarious

[@joanncervantes2771]

Kristin keeps putting herself in the middle of everyone’s relationship yet gets upset that she ends up being in the middle.. lmao

[@skurinski]

you do realize that all these storylines are fake? Kristin was never with JB or Brody on the show

[@breathlesscharm6709]

Jayde owns Sugar Taco? That place has AMAZING food! Had no idea. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[@natalielouisegriffiths]

Yeah. Sugar taco in LA and in Long Beach, and the plant butchers in Long Beach. She is thriving!

[@bloodyweather88]

Living for these programmes. Literally.

[@triplea6614]

Can you guys go back to the city and talk about how you guys met ? I just watched the city recap and felt like we need more behind the scenes! Timmy you're a star .

[@karlamicheldealba]

Timmy is so nice !!! And Whitney looks gorgeous with those glasses

[@kw20.06]

Destiny’s cousin had me laugh so loud. It’s this little comments from Timmy that make this my favourite thing to watch!!

[@lepetit84]

"Get back together with the little boy inside..." LOL What a line!

[@lepetit84]

Also, just googled Jayde and she turned into an incredible person! Not only does she own Sugar Taco, which is vegan, but she also runs a dog rescue!

[@maloryburkhalter752]

Kristin "I can't be in the middle of all this .. you and jade, Justin and Adrianna" well than STOP showing up to be everyone's second pick lol

[@KateB813]

Hey! I suggested the “port to port…” tshirt in the community!!! (I’m sure I wasn’t the only one who thought of that, but still.) So cool it became a shirt!

[@britannygerdin9209]

Laughed every time there was a channel news 😂 also when K Todd showed up on the vegas graphic 😂

[@Liz-zf4zo]

“Some stuffs like whatever .. but whatever” Timmy 😂😂😂

[@Jellywife]

Timmys face at 26:07 is exactly how we all feel during these Spencer and Heidi scenes hahaha 🤣

[@korijowhitesides]

People hate the seasons with Kristen because they all came out and said all of it was fake 🤥.

[@mromanma]

"We're gonna make a new body...a baby body"🤣🤣🤣

[@DianaGalvez-nw9xs]

lol:)

[@ichiban6004]

Lolll the horrified look on the therapists face 😂😂😂😂

[@LoveNini123]

I friggen love these, Timmy and Whitney are hilarious my husband and I laugh to the point of tears listening to y'all!

[@EvaLWW]

Even though this season is lame I still enjoy watching you guys watch it. Still entertaining.

[@Driveontheroad]

Totally unrelated, but in so many Hills episodes I've noticed so many cars and traffic noises in the cafe/restaurant scenes. I've never been to LA (or even the US for that matter) but it seems to be very normal for outdoor dining to be literally on the side of a busy road. I've heard you literally need a car to get anywhere so I guess it makes sense but still, definitely a bit disruptive if you want to have a relaxed meal (or don't want to breathe in horrible fumes).

[@hellowilson5335]

Yeah most big cities are like that and I don’t get it either. It’s usually so loud

[@Kermitdafrawg9]

I noticed as well, it seems so unpleasant and gross. Like just setting up tables on along a highway.... what???

[@kristen-yayaaksca3565]

I cannot wait for you to react to Laguna Beach 🤩🙌🏻😂😂 specially for Timmy’s commentary 🙌🏻😂

[@NS-qv5gm]

Whitney what in the glasses is going on 🤣🤣🤣

[@beckyfrye2328]

Y’all are making this season better than I remember! Loving it!!

[@gabbys2468]

I would research the blue light glasses. I’ve seen a lot of scientists and doctors say they do nothing

[@TheKbatchelor]

ohmygod I've been watching these back to back for 2 weeks and I realized I just caught up... y'all are the best, these are really comforting to watch!

[@shanellem7091]

I understand having Lo as Kristin’s go-to person because she and Kristine are both from the Laguna Beach seasons. So at the time it kind of made sense.

[@Crazylifeofruthie]

This was my favorite season of the hills because of Kristin. She made things so much more fun.

[@sally9852]

😂😂😂😂 Timmy saying ewww to the pasta

[@Kayveemaybee]

Hahahahah

[@whitneyport]

Who would you choose if you were Brody and why?

[@Bibiznatch]

If I were Bordy, I'd chose myself....Oh yeh..He already does that bahaha

[@ChloRuiz0720]

Lol when Kristin says how vanilla Brody was when they were dating 😂

[@hellowilson5335]

Neither lol. I don’t think Brody knows the meaning of commitment. Just gaslight both and keep it moving.

[@SG-kt2xp]

Sleazy T duh!

[@tamigallagher7267]

@@SG-kt2xp 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jthayer479]

Justin totally tries to do the Johnny Depp accent, and he honestly dresses like him too....

[@sally9852]

Glasses look really cute .. Timmy looks cute too !

[@patriciagilbertson505]

Whit, either put the glasses on or take them off, but stop fidgeting with them!😂😂

[@simonsays525]

“Thank you Jesus for my outfit,” is one of the best lines ever.

[@ilovenycinspirational6436]

This was one of the funniest episodes and commentary lol

[@kimboh0515]

Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for my outfit.

[@Moonmattel]

It sounds like a quote out of Scream Queens 💗

[@madisonshirley8231]

We’re almost ready for Laguna beachhhhh

[@jennbreen5313]

Ahhhh! Welcome back you guys! I’m so glad you had a great time away. I cannot wait for Timmy’s character impressions during Laguna Beach. It’s gonna be the best 😭🔥

[@iloveyoufreddiemercury96]

These reactions videos are literally my happy place. They give me so much comfort and peace for not actual reason. ❤

[@lamesaucepangea]

I looooove your glasses whitney!!!!

[@chickcallednic7098]

THEM GLASSES THO !!!! 🔥🔥😍😍😍

[@juliak9538]

Okay but didn’t Kristin like completely PUT herself in the middle of all this?! Like I agree that she probably doesn’t actually wanna be with either Brody or Justin buttttt didn’t she place herself in this exact position?! 😂

[@rachellewood3268]

The glasses are a vibe. I need them.

[@earlinewright8796]

Are you serious with the price of the items in the Whitney Store, who came up with those prices. 👎😟

[@mightyezzy6849]

Does anyone know where i can buy those dangling hoops that Kristin wears in the scene with Jade? It looks sooo good! I gotta knowwwww

[@PerryCuda]

18:08 fake spitting (actually blowing) past your shoulder is old school Eastern European. Old farmers in Russia used to do it. Heidi probably picked it up from a grandmother.

[@MsGlitterVeins21]

Whit, I love you. You reminded me of a minion eating the banana in those glasses- but in a good way. lol so cute!

[@shannoncossman]

Love the glasses. Not my personal style but I keep noticing them and thinking "oh, those look CUTE!" love this, love your commentary, love the clam shells on the snaps and the prime editing even if these episodes have some storylines that are .. tricky lol

[@THuntley101]

THANK YOU for looking into making more of the sold out merch, can't wait to buy it

[@katyoswald1724]

We need Princes of Malibu reactions!!!..please

[@jaclynmccosker]

Blue lights glasses SAVED me!! I couldn’t do my 9-5 job under fluoros before them. I was done by 3pm, my eyes couldn’t work past then.