RIP oilers and leafs, and f every Canadian team who didn't make the playoffs
@thegamingwitch Жыл бұрын
The vomit story reminded me of a story my cousin told me. There was a guy in his class that had a foot phobia. So when he left his computer to go to the bathroom, my cousin found the nastiest, most ronchy foot ever and set it as his background. The guy came back, saw it, and threw up. He came back to school the next year with a foot fetish
@SkumMilk Жыл бұрын
Bruhhh nahhhh 💀
@concon6012 Жыл бұрын
nah i got the ronchiest feet
@dragunov2486 Жыл бұрын
There was a story back in elementary where one kid gathered everyone, went to the corner of the school yard where there was a pond. He got in, dropped his pants and took a fat shit screaming. Then mixed it in with a stick.
In first grade I burped in my friends ear and idk why but he literally threw chocolate milk up everywhere in the middle of lunch. It was just a quick little burp but I guess he also had a weak stomach😂 it was like 06-07 so I was really young
@FrostiTruth Жыл бұрын
I was eating Taco Bell while watching this video. I kept eating the whole way through the vomit story, but I actually had to set my food down when that British chick started cooking.
@FoxInnaHat Жыл бұрын
The kids in the vomit story were doing a dragon ball z level beam clash
@akaoniryuu4564 Жыл бұрын
3:02 suzume is such a beautiful movie i swear 😭
@caveman3970 Жыл бұрын
Bro why does blarg always have the best memes, like the vibes are imaculate
@HeaveStarvy Жыл бұрын
Of course the Canadian guy is wearing the hockey jersey😂😂😂
@HankChillin Жыл бұрын
I kinda look like you, heave
@thegoodone4104 Жыл бұрын
It's one of the few things we have going for us, please don't disrespect it we have nothing else
@krusader9508 Жыл бұрын
Watching blarg while drunk at 3:32 am is a life changing experience
@soviet_raccoon4855 Жыл бұрын
I'd like it to be known that not all British people cook like this. Some of us do know how to make good food from other cultures 😂😂
@Chivesgarden Жыл бұрын
Yh trust, i got a mean shepherds pie recipe
@Mikustan39 Жыл бұрын
Exactly. Your culture’s food is so dogshit you have to continue to steal everything from other cultures.
@rigg4146 Жыл бұрын
yeah you got one. fuckin gordon ramsay congratulations
@xxdesertstorm Жыл бұрын
beans and toast don't count as good food
@tobes3679 Жыл бұрын
@@xxdesertstormyes it fucking does
@Facethatsad Жыл бұрын
Lmao vomit story sounds like a movie love you blarg your always hilarious only reason still have motivation in life
@benshafer5505 Жыл бұрын
Your puke story reminded me of one of my own. Every time we had chicken nuggets and Mac n cheese this kid would mix his leftover ketchup and mustard in with his Mac n cheese and without fail would throw up every single time at after lunch recess
@trolle2715 Жыл бұрын
The vomit story reminds me of a time when i was in fourth grade and two of my friends in class were shaking their heads violently side to side to music, one said whoever vomits first loses. He found out that he was going to be the loser today.
@ThatisItBuddy Жыл бұрын
14:27 Me: playing Forza whilst watching this video Matt: Get it together Wyatt! Me: what did I do?
@AKTROOPER1 Жыл бұрын
These memes seemed much better than usual and I’m here for it
@geno1073 Жыл бұрын
12:17 ,,i came to kill you. thats it, until then..(*farts*) whoops" this made laugh way more than it should've
@pvteagle9472 Жыл бұрын
4:07 the throw up story sounded like an Scary Movie Skit from the Wayan brothers! 😂😂
@colaoverpepsi1318 Жыл бұрын
Guys nobody tell him about the oilers 😬
@HeaveStarvy Жыл бұрын
I think he already knows judging by the pinned comment
@sarahdewitt9964 Жыл бұрын
2:44 Love to see Toledo, OH memes make it big 🫡
@stormierbody8419 Жыл бұрын
1:40 bro never played ratchet and clank enough to recognize the Omniwrench or the very recognizable music
@buffalobillythekid1126 Жыл бұрын
Narrator voice: "the did not have good vibes"
@evyscheffel4215 Жыл бұрын
Two blarg videos in one day??? Im never going to sleep now
@OctoLemon06 Жыл бұрын
Well it seems Blarg is going to kill someone. (Online of course)
@devanshshah5743 Жыл бұрын
Blargs reaction on tht beef was too good 😂
@yougothackedaxr7446 Жыл бұрын
i fucking yaked so bad when "you need to try this before you judge me"
@armaansyal Жыл бұрын
Sucks to be a Canadian Hockey fan now. I lied, it always sucks
@kylew6635 Жыл бұрын
At least since 1993. Hopefully bettman will retire soon
@butterdawg420 Жыл бұрын
my brain is too boiled for that description, made me think for a billionth of a second "how blarg fit"
@haz04 Жыл бұрын
I can confirm we do not cook like that in Britain
@fivesxix10299 ай бұрын
Coming back to this video every few weeks just to hear at the end Blarg go, “Get it together Wyatt”, and it works.
@Chabrinklo6.5 Жыл бұрын
8:35 - 8:50 are two of the funniest videos I've ever seen off TikTok
@ninjazohan1 Жыл бұрын
5:16 I have a similar school yakking tragedy. It's was like 3rd grade. LUNCH TIME! Kid was across the table like two or three kids down, yakks all over the table. Commence chain reaction of 5-7 other kids yakking and the cafeteria being evacuated to be cleaned
@ManikFerret Жыл бұрын
This really tickles my voice flaps
@theboxishot3370 Жыл бұрын
LMFAO the on where the longboard wheel fell off reminds me of when my wheel exploded from getting too hot
@omgitswywy Жыл бұрын
that "wyatt" part at the end caught me off guard, i will get it together blarg
@idknils29207 ай бұрын
Happiest Engineers in Birmingham :
@eukyre Жыл бұрын
that woman has been formally disowned by the British source: i’m British
@Epsilon3498 Жыл бұрын
5:58 As a man who loves mayo, even that is too much.
@eriksimons5131 Жыл бұрын
4:00 Yacking Off or something idk
@crazy_cat6443 Жыл бұрын
The story about the kid throwing up had my asthma acting up. Lol
@prestonjobes3166 Жыл бұрын
Fucking sucks that the knights won you could tell that the oilers weren’t even playing 😭
@ptrgamer Жыл бұрын
How to tell someone you're Canadian without telling them you're Canadian? Wear a ice hockey sweater as casual clothing.
@johnhere502 Жыл бұрын
Your description scared tf out of me 😅😅
@Trxlyy Жыл бұрын
4:53 infinite feedback loop
@Sykeadelick Жыл бұрын
Muh Oilers😢 Hoping for a better run next year
@dr.booper_4303 Жыл бұрын
Blarg is background noise content for cleaning house
@xxdesertstorm Жыл бұрын
Blarg's child hood missed watching Mighty Python's and the quest for the holy grail throw the holy hand grenade
@Waajon Жыл бұрын
Bro kids about to throw up and the kids one and only thought is “Yo I know who finna love this”
@Unovalife-kj1ji Жыл бұрын
I looked up in fear when blarg said Wyatt 😂
@munnkaman Жыл бұрын
Spungus Bungee
@cadeschrimsher2890 Жыл бұрын
The holy hand grenade of Antioch!
@Lurid. Жыл бұрын
I've had a similar vomit story, but I was unfortunately in the vom cycle.
@matthewjolly9161 Жыл бұрын
8:52 bro put all his stats in speed alone
@Timoruz Жыл бұрын
Oh boy I would sure watch Blarg’s other channels if they were in his channel tab. Honestly just learned today that you have a solo channel and I’ve been subscribed for years >:(
@Sean-mm7md Жыл бұрын
7:38 my dono made it in the video :)
@TheKnightFarmer Жыл бұрын
I'm going to be honest my immediate thought in the beginning when he said he was going to kill somebody I thought he said kiss
@ItsJustGriff Жыл бұрын
Tryna watch your vid but my cat keeps barking at me
@wyvern_warrior Жыл бұрын
3:40 Bud Light and A Busch factory's RN
@Nomadguy8 Жыл бұрын
3:09 this is a real vehicle in the army, i work with them and shoot rockets from them
@skyler9988 Жыл бұрын
I burned off my eyebrows doing a dumb with a burn barrel and gasoline
@RaccoonBeBoolin Жыл бұрын
There was a lot of clips from Brazil in this
@prueidki Жыл бұрын
6:06 I think that's Kay's Cooking on KZbin
@FrogAlik25 күн бұрын
the yack attack
@diabeto9511 Жыл бұрын
love me some vile memes
@-Grey_Maker- Жыл бұрын
Holy hand grenade sounds like Jonathan joestars theme
@wolfboy096 Жыл бұрын
Blarg I have some bad news about the oilers
@SenseiGhoul Жыл бұрын
Skoden stoodis
@that_dude7268 Жыл бұрын
My favorite joe Biden clip is when he called someone boy in a very "old fashioned" tone
@proper7796 Жыл бұрын
6:10 Mexican kids throw up has more seasoning that whatever she cooked
@connordorchester822 Жыл бұрын
Blarg cheering for my hometown team❤😊
@leonstorey105 Жыл бұрын
that's a cool frog
@TheMissileGuidanceSystem117 Жыл бұрын
Love your vids bro
@FlamingorrYT Жыл бұрын
Wait a minute Blarg, you had recess still in grade 6 or 7? We stopped having recess once we hit 6th grade. ( I live in Ohio)
@DemocracyOfficerWood Жыл бұрын
What? You stopped having g recess? Then again I was luckily home schooled, now I have a good and easy job.
@oliverisacsson1018 Жыл бұрын
godda watch this one quick before you are age-restricted again
@carsoneyres5024 Жыл бұрын
Oh my god, an actual outro
@Dudewithahatreact Жыл бұрын
2:20 BLARG is getting more gnome by the recording ....HOOOOOOOO
@thejuggercat Жыл бұрын
I recognize Brazilian memes when i see them. You should get a meme compilation thats just Brazilian memes and creations. Trust me, *the buckets are not even the beggining in the world of "gambiarras" my friend*