Reaction To Horst Schlämmer - Damen aufgepasst (Hape Kerkeling) German Comedy

[@maja-kehn9130]

He also did a great parody of Queen Beatrice of the Nederlands, very funny.

[@rairei]

Unfortunately not available for free .. but he did a remake (with the same good acting) > YT Hape Kerkeling als Königin Beatrix (2011)

[@ponym8289]

Loved this one!

[@DirkDreischenkemper]

Oh yes, where is it? Legendary!!! Because all the security stuff didn't know how to react. So funny! 😅

[@johanneshalberstadt3663]

Beatrix

[@AAndromeda-lw7fh]

… Hape 👏👏👏💓💓💓💓💓

[@kaibroeking9968]

HaPe's masterpiece was to hire a stretch limo, disguise himself als Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands and drive up to Bellevue Palace, just minutes before the real Queen Beatrix was due to arrive there for the state banquet given in her honour. The guy has balls. The character of Horst Schlämmer is relatively tame, a purposefully creepy elderly local journalist from the Rhineland.

[@andreadee1567]

Hape Kerkeling is a great actor and a professional chameleon. He can do everything. And a great person, too.

[@bernhardkrickl3567]

Horst Schlämmer even created (or at least popularized) a figure of speech. He often said "Ich hab Rücken", literally "I've got back", as an abbreviation of "I've got back pain" or "I've got trouble with my back".

[@godblesstheinternet]

Horst Schlemmer was at one point so popular in Germany, that the people spoke of him as if he was an actual person. Nobody referred to him as "Hape Kerkeling as Horst Schlemmer". It's sad, that a lot gets lost in translation. The subtitles were most of the time ok, but the way he speaks and sometimes pronounces words, almost swallows them... that is priceless.

[@janranft9397]

You have to watch Kerkeling‘s „Hurz“ 😅

[@florete2310]

Auf der grünen Wiiiieese!!! ...

[@ellenmuller7233]

@@florete2310 Da fehlt mir jetzt der intellektuelle Zugang.

[@florete2310]

@@ellenmuller7233 Abwarten. Das Crescendo kommt erst nach dem Lamm.

[@chris.p.bacon_666]

das Lammmmm!

[@florete2310]

@@chris.p.bacon_666 schreiiiit: ...

[@boraonline7036]

Talking about british comedy: It's sooooo popular in germany. Mr. Bean, Little Britain, and don't forget Monthy Python!!! Monty Python's Life of Brian and Monty Python and the Holy Grail are very popular movies! And who ever was responsible for the dubbing did a very great job, because they made the joke, at least most of them also work in german!

[@izuol]

The League of Gentlemen könnte dir sehr gefallen

[@pixelbartus]

There was a tv discussion about hunting on a local tv chanel. And not even the host knew, that the gardener in the debate, that has problems with wild boars, was a character played by Hape Kerkeling. I never again saw a tv host so helpless like in this discussion. the video is called "Wildschweinplage im Schrebergarten"

[@Kubus77]

Just watched it. Awesome!

[@MrWilson86]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3WVnp2Yp8iBaaM this is so funny :D

[@jiorts]

Legendary 🙌😆

[@atstrollz6875]

"Wildschweinplage im Schrebergarten | Darüber lacht die Welt mit Hape Kerkeling" is my absolute favorit

[@klausoxen6597]

Kerkeling=outstanding Comedian!

[@Justforvisit]

Apart from the legendary "Horst Schlämmer" at "Wer Wird Millionär" and his likewise perfect impersonation of Queen Beatrtix, another really funny moment of his career is where he was invited as a guest in an old german musiv television station, "VIVA" and showed up in disguise as the band leader of the fictional band "RiPuLi" Man, the host of that show really was helpless as eff there xD

[@Kiki1701]

Weißte Bescheid, Schätzelein!

[@Obacht_XD]

😂

[@emiliajojo5703]

Best thing imo:impersonating a finnisch band, rip.uli on viva,partially in english, that poor host!(beautiful Milka)

[@truhse6054]

Unfortunatley you can not realize how funny he realy is as if you are not a native german language speaker... .....this guy is really awesome!

[@alicemilne1444]

I am not a native German language speaker, but pretty close to near-native. I've been living in Germany for 45 years, and I actually currently live in Rheinkreis Neuss, the district where the Neuss-Grevenbroicher Zeitung is published. Even though I only started learning German when I was 15 years old back in 1971 in Niedersachsen, I recognise all the nuances in Hape Kerkeling's Horst Schlämmer skits. The stereotype architecture, the pale brick housefronts on the main road before the bypasses were built, the 1970s' mud-green colour of the fitted units, the whole VW Golf-ethos and the electric garage door, etc. etc. Horst Schlämmer is the kind of person I cringed at back in the early 1970s. And Hape does him so well.

[@philippmilipp8431]

You have just found a real gem of German comedy history. A lot of content to react to.

[@_qlone]

Horst Schlämmer, coolest guy under the sun. Also a guest on the show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? and a beautiful Queen Beatrix :)

[@HakleberryFinn]

Queen Beatrice, do it. :) Bitte.

[@jiorts]

Also him as an opera singer fooling the cultured audience is phenomenal

[@dirkschuerer8551]

Hurtz

[@jiorts]

@dirkschuerer8551 das lamm🤣

[@grimjaur86]

@@jiorts der Habicht!

[@CodeNascher_]

auf der grü-nen WIE-SÄ!

[@stef987]

I always loved to see Horst Schlämmer, because he evokes some interesting feelings. I feel extremely uncomfortable watching him (especially as a woman), but at the same time he's also very funny for several reasons, including his misogyny and the way he seems to think women can't resist him. I guess I also like him because I know, like you said, that this character seems to be the opposite of what Hape Kerkeling is actually like. You know you're actually safe and everyone interacting with him (assumably) is actually perfectly safe.😅 Btw., his "home" as shown in the video, the way he lives, seems as "spießig" as a home can get, on the outside, as well as on the inside (I don't know how to translate "spießig" correctly, maybe you could look it up somewhere). Also, the name itself, "Horst Schlämmer" feels uncomfortable in combination with the character, because "Schlämmer", reminds of "schlemmen", which translates to "to feast". Horst is a name that can sound pretty "spießig", as well.

[@alicemilne1444]

The equivalent of "spießig" for Scotland would be "wally dugs on the mantlepiece" or "flying ducks on the wall". Wally dugs are twin porcelain King Charles spaniels set on the "Kaminsims". Flying ducks on the wall are a set of three wild ducks in different sizes mounted on the wall in a rising formation.

[@heinerxxl]

Hape is the best ever😊

[@Michael_from_EU_Germany]

Loriot - Hape - Heinz Erhardt

[@Attirbful]

Horst Schlämmer is legenDary….! So is his Dutch character (Professor) Evje van Dampen, supposedly a Dutch partnership consultant with the motto: Love is work, work, work! HILARIOUS!

[@Warrgen]

Look for Horst Schlämmer as an politician! He had his own political party. The Horst Schlämmer Partei!

[@catsara9114]

Aw, our Horst Schlämmer 🤣

[@calise616]

He was (as Horst Schlämmer) at the German version of "Who wants to be a millionaire" (Wer wird Millionär?) and took over the seat of the host Günther Jauch. That is really great!

[@pippilinchen-q3s]

HP als Uschi Blum !!!!! Interview im Friedrichstadtpalast … „Sklavin der Liebe“ 😂🤣😂

[@SimonHauzenberger]

Hape is also one of my favourites, particularly as Horst. You must watch his performance on the German version of Who wants to be a millionaire. Great impro by both Horst and the host.

[@magnisto8528]

2:39 he likes to claim that he rides horses in the english style. HP Kerkeling is one of the best LEGENDS we have in Germany he is the GOAT

[@Elmonator]

The comparison to Alan Partridge is something I never thought of before, but it is quite a good one. I love Alan so much. :D

[@martingerlitz1162]

6:40 yes! Alan Partridge!! 😂 I know! Great! They should do a cooperation 😂😂😂!

[@Nadzy94]

I grew up with Horst Schlämmer😂You need to watch his song „Gisela“.. i hope there is translation.. if not in the video then you‘ll find it generally on the internet I think..

[@Livore1]

His exaggerated mannerisms, thick accent and quirky catchphrases xDDD

[@klarasee806]

I LOVE Hape ❤❤❤

[@Arndt_DC7OT]

He is simply the best.

[@AAndromeda-lw7fh]

… Hape is the best!!! 😂🤣💝💗💖

[@notthere83]

Some of those subtitles... like "you have to find the hole" instead of "let's see what's inside" - why. Just why. But most of it is fine and gets the character across. Glad to see you enjoying it! There's an in my opinion even better one with driving class (because of other people reacting to him) but I don't know whether that's available with subtitles.

[@tetrisjunk9861]

Didnt see this for long time, thx dude!

[@jiorts]

He put some liquor on his coat as authentic perfume 😆

[@norbertzillatron3456]

Look for "Hurz!" where he and a pianist fool the audience with a "sophisticated" performance.

[@markusjentzsch7932]

Schlämmer is a legend. He once appeared on "who wants to be a millionair", or whatever it's called in the UK. Hurrrrrrz!

[@krccmsitp2884]

Horst Schlämmer is Grevenbroich's answer to Austin Powers. Without his flamboyance, groove, charme, taste, looks, skills...

[@gwendojin5457]

great reaction :) happy to see that u have so much fun :)

[@LuziBeerbaum]

Seriously, you HAVE to watch him impersonating queen Beatrix! You will laugh your ass off!

[@geeemm135]

those clips from hape kerkeling as horst schlämmer were viral commercials for the latest volkswagen golf model. they even showed those in german tv (like cut together and edited out all the VW parts) for a specific entertainment show. hape kerkeling did many characters in his career but i think horst schlämmer was the most famous/popular one

[@florete2310]

Horst Schlämmer is one of Hape's iconic alter egos. He's that washed-up, shabby reporter from a local news outlet, prone to alcoholism and very direct in his demeanor. He's just a guy you'd see from a distance and you can already literally smell the stale schnaps and meatball sandwiches in the air. He's speaking in a somewhat slurred Rhenish accent and he represents a certain stereotype of man who's sometimes maybe not that great when it comes to political correctness and some do's and don'ts - but he still is (maybe because of that) *a fxxing icon* ...

[@boraonline7036]

A logical move to watch something with HaPe as his character "Horst Schlämmer". That character already exists since quite some time , but still his latest (I think) and also his most popular character. Just the way he talks makes it funny and very unique! 😂 About his name "Hape": It stands for his full first name which is Hans-Peter, or Hape is shorter. And by the name if someone has such a double Name in germany, you can't just say one of the two. So in his case not just Hans or nit Just Peter, it's always both!

[@davec6016]

'since quite some time'... oh that brings back memories. I ran into quite some English speaking Germans in my time that used that phrase so weirdly ! In native English i have only heard 'quite some' in the phrase 'quite some time ago' and ONLY in that phrase otherwords... very strange. Nichts fuer ungut nur lustig finde ich... 😉

[@SovermanandVioboy]

He also plays the role of Rainer Winkler for about a decade now.

[@stefanieehrenbaum3813]

His voice imitations get lost in translation

[@danielr.5785]

My favorite is when Hape pranks a 1st League chess Team in beating the whole Team pretending beeing a grandmaster kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3XaiXSubJ5-qrMfeature=shared

[@NineBerry]

The chess and most of Hape's videos will not work because the auto generated subtitles have a very low quality. This (Damen aufgepasst) video only works because someone added manually created French subtitles and Mert can use the english subtitles based on the manually provided french ones.

[@danielr.5785]

@NineBerry ah ok i Just checked it. Yes, the subtiles are really Low quality.

[@blafoobar9997]

Frau Gerster!

[@Me-An-88]

Oh god, i laughed so hard at this, even though i knew this video 😅

[@incarnate3276]

Isch bin och aus Grevenbroich, Schätzelein! He mispronounced the city’s name and his pronunciation was then pretty common because this sketch is of course more famous than the city.

[@Frostnase]

Please watch "Horst Schlämmer bei Wer wird Millionär". He was in this charakter at the german version of "who wants to be a millionäre" and that is really hillarious!

[@toni.-steiner.]

2:41 a Camel ! 🐫

[@sylviav6900]

Check out "Hurz" and him impersonating"Königin Beatrix". Those are his classics!

[@gastonkawitzke3272]

Ja, he even occured in official events playing this, like he did as queen beatrix...

[@jiorts]

As horst he was on the millionaire show and swapped seats with the host ...hilarious😂

[@martingerlitz1162]

Weisse Schätzelein 😂😂😂😂

[@karolinmen2868]

The weird thing it that the Ladies actually really like this character in Germany. He is his most popular character. Maybe it’s because he plays exactly what you hate as a woman but you know that it is played, so it’s not dangerous it’s funny. 🤷‍♀️

[@derhinek]

There was a prank where he played the front man of a Finnish rap group "R.I.P.uli"

[@KxNOxUTA]

He sure did a splendid job of portraying "Sexist who wants a f doll, maid, nurse, cook and offers his unpleasant, unhygienic self and HIS toy + his fancier version of a prison, as a price, like it's a pile of gold and not poop 🫣". The reality of way too many women to this day. The stories I get to hear feom my peers are ..... quite something! Harpe does quite a job of making everyone's skin crawl in that role.

[@hendrikwiekenberg]

FunFact: about 90% of all germans knowing „Horst Schlämmer“, But only 88% his alter ego „Hape Kerkeling“. 😅

[@Jenniferk91-g5y]

Hi, I really like your videos. I recommend to you the german comedians Bastian Pastewka and Anke Engelke. They do sketch comedy and they often work as duet. They 're so funny. But if you watch, the translation in the subtitles might be not so good, because Bastian and Anke often use different dialects in their sketches. But though it could be very funny for you. 😀

[@oPlazmaMC]

React to Auferstanden aus Ruinen (East German/GDR/DDR anthem, later (from like 1970 or smth) without lyrics but with lyrics better)

[@treebeard4842]

Just look for "Hurz" that´s him too!

[@cleancoder3838]

"I have traffic problems" lol, no. "Ich habe Kreislauf" means "I have circulatory problems". "Ich hab hohen Blutdruck" => "I have high blood pressure" (instead of "I have tension")

[@leutnantobvious4340]

TAKE A LOOK INTO HIS TV DUEL for his movie, hes debating himself as horst and merkel-

[@mickypescatore9656]

😂😂😂

[@caractax.3110]

👏🤩💕

[@mrmiesfies3941]

The best thing is his dialect from the NRW region. Hard to translate his sleazy and creepy vibe.

[@Jan_Seidel]

There is a movie, where Horst Schlämmer founds his own political party.

[@hh-kv6fh]

Horst Schlämmer is his best figure. when in ie in talkshows he pured alkohol on himself. so that he smells also like alkohol

[@vHindenburg]

Interessant dass nen Neusser Kennzeichen drauf ist und kein Grevenbroicher.

[@Cleeves358]

die Kennzeichenliberalisierung trat 2012 in Kraft, GV als Zusatzunterscheidungskennzeichen für "Grevenbroich" wurde erst 2015 genehmigt. da die Stadt seit der Kreisreform 1974 im Rhein-Kreis-Neuss liegt, dessen Kennzeichen "NE" ist, ist zwischen 1974 und 2015 also "NE" das einzig gültige Unterscheidungskennzeichen für Grevenbroich. Genau konnte ich nicht erkennen, von wann der Sketch ist, aber als Kunstfigur Horst Schlämmer ist Hape 2005 zum ersten Mal aufgetreten und das älteste Video von ebendiesem Sketch auf KZbin ist von 2007. Beide Daten liegen im o.g. Zeitraum, wo NE das einzige gültige Kennzeichen ist.

[@BrickingStudio55]

Please react to Horst Schlämmer - Gisela its a song by Hape Kerkeling and its really funny!!:D

[@KlausRe-m8c]

Watch „Hurz“. Genial

[@vyljawolf2433]

Lisa Eckhart is a very good comedian. She' s austrian, but who cares

[@cliptomanixc]

this is the same guy with the cigarette at the bakery store comedy who talked about his gay friend dressed up like a old man his name is Hape Kerkeling

[@vyljawolf2433]

Isch hab Rücken means back pains

[@Eignerartig]

Did you ever watch him play Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands and getting access to the palace of the German president? kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2PLd6tnnKmma5o (Video has subtitles) And lately he researched about his ancestry and found out, that his grandmother was likely a daughter of the British King Edward VII who likely had an affair with Hape`s great-grandmother in today's Czechia: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKfRiHeffLRppJYsi=vXD-ECCtWHyU1EeD&t=542

[@lennekin9376]

Have you seen "Horst Schlämmer Wer wird Millionär"?

[@ileana8360]

Didn´t ´Horst Schlämmer´ interview politicians as well?

[@johanneshalberstadt3663]

The translation took some liberties. For example he say "Schätzelein" a lot as a form of adressing his potential future "acquaintance". The captions translte it as "my girl", "my chick", "my little girl", very weirdly, whereas it would be more fittingly be translated as "sweetheart", "sweetie pie" or "little Darling". And there are some other questionable ttanslations. I get what they are trying - it's very hard to translate this kind of language, because it is playing with cultural sensitivities. Horst Achlämmer muxes professional sphere with private sphere and slang, gets inappropriately but charmingly flirty, gets too close gives too mich information, and its cringey, a bit repulsive but at the same time endearing somehow. And its all based in how Hape Kerkeling walks the line between too much and just right.

[@stephanschmidt6048]

Oh, you should definitely look into more stuff with Hape. He's brilliant. Look for his former TV-Show „Darüber lacht die Welt“. It's basically “Candid Camera” but what makes it so good is all the different characters he plays in this show to fool people. Sadly some gets lost in translation. He is great in doing dialects and languages as well. I checked some clips but the automatically generated Subs from KZbin are atrocious. This one maybe works a little bit as he also uses some English. So watch this maybe: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eIi8eZmggq6Mbtksi=zf0Mr05SbLd5xdco

[@MattBlue]

Also legendary: Hape impersonating a finnish pop personality on german television: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eIi8eZmggq6Mbtk&pp=ygUVaGVsc2lua2kgaXMgaGVsbCB2aXZh

[@Eignerartig]

Hape as an "English TV presenter" fails to prank the German national player Stefan Effenberg: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqqwo3qXopyBhck

[@dionysos6838]

HAPE used to be refreshing and funny in a cheeky way, the early years are great. I've been following him since the beginning, he's a bit younger than me. Now I can't stand him anymore. He's pushy and impertinent, disrespectful to others, but when he's affected, he's unfriendly, grumpy and insulting. He can only dish it out and not take it. In talk shows, he's gone completely weird and strange in his attitudes and his philosophy of life... Poor soul

[@sabinelyschik5603]

Horst is just breathtaking..

[@LLynx]

The translation of the clip isn't very much on point and partially mistranslated or amateurish. A more precice and perhaps dialectical translation would have made it fit more to the original.

[@vyljawolf2433]

Weird translation

[@ralfp8844]

If you love Horst you will adore Beatrix. The best queen ever seen .

[@jiorts]

Bitte werfen sie eine münze ein....ich kann auch dicke backen machen 😆

[@Michael_from_EU_Germany]

1. Horst Schlämmer is Hape Kerkeling's favourite fictional character. 2 Schlämmer is a journalist ... the deputy editor-in-chief of a small provincial newspaper. 3. He wears a cheap suit and a cheap coat in the style of Inspector Columbo from the Hollywood series. 4. He has unkempt teeth, which is symbolised by dentures. This results in a special way of speaking. 5. Schlämmer has an alcohol problem at the end of his professional career. "Dornkaat", maybe you know the german brand. He is almost always slightly drunk in the sketches. 6. Hape Kerkeling explained about the character (analogously): "It's the summary of many sleazy journalists I've met over the decades. A bit of everything combined in one person. 7. There are several sketches with this fictional character Horst Schlämmer. One better than the other. And many better than the one presented here. 8. Hape Kerkeling then used this fictional character to make a cinema film. In it, he plays Horst Schlämmer, who runs for the German parliament (Bundestag) to become Federal Chancellor of Germany (to replace the then Chancellor Mrs Merkel). 9. Hape Kerkeling has announced this year (2024) that he will be playing Horst Schlämmer again in 2025 after a year-long break from acting (he wrote books). Have a nice day.

[@catsara9114]

OMG, Horst kommt zurück?????? Horst will be back???? 😃😂😍

[@Michael_from_EU_Germany]

@@catsara9114 Yes!

[@Dragoonking17]

One time he was a candidate at "Wer wird Millionär" (=German version of "Who wants to be a millionaire"). It is still arguably the most legendary part of that quiz show in Germany ever. Not sure if you can find it on KZbin though.

[@sandel712]

I really adore HaPe Kerkeling, but I despise, even loathe his Horst Schlämmer persona. I feel disgusted and even slightly sick to the stomach just having to listen to this way of speaking, the grunts, the snorts, the everything. (Yes, I have misophonia) The costume makes it even worse. So, sorry Mert, I really like your videos, but I have to skip this one... 😮‍💨

[@klausherbert3040]

When Hape was funny. He isn't anymore. Unfornately woke though and through since some years. Ofc imho.