Reacting To The Funniest Drunk Texts!

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Reaction Time

Reaction Time

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In this Reaction Time Episode I reacted to the best compilation of the stupidest and funniest drunk text fails.
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@eleventwelve2650
@eleventwelve2650 7 жыл бұрын
"I wasn't that drunk" "Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single" THIS IS THE CUTEST OF ALL 💕
@user-xj9sc2zu8g
@user-xj9sc2zu8g 5 жыл бұрын
I was watching that one as I was reading this 😂😂
@lilhellie2701
@lilhellie2701 5 жыл бұрын
Well I kinda he could ask a other girl and then cheat on her .
@nekochan7428
@nekochan7428 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah its so cute!!! He fell inlove all over again!!!😍😍😍😂
@shawnwilt6223
@shawnwilt6223 5 жыл бұрын
I just watched that as I read ur comment!
@alicewilloughby4318
@alicewilloughby4318 5 жыл бұрын
Eleven Twelve, I dunno; the "Optimus Prime" one seemed pretty good to me!
@zainaba9673
@zainaba9673 7 жыл бұрын
friend: was I really that drunk last night me: dude,you spent 3 hours trying to DROWN my GOLDFISH. friend: was I successful
@zainaba9673
@zainaba9673 7 жыл бұрын
she tried to drown my FISH?!?!?!
@tony7376
@tony7376 7 жыл бұрын
Zainab A me: dude you're still drunk
@cecasucks1147
@cecasucks1147 7 жыл бұрын
Zainab A my friend tried to drown a fish... He wasn't even drunk at all
@brucesites3085
@brucesites3085 7 жыл бұрын
Zainab A that is so funny
@parn2160
@parn2160 7 жыл бұрын
Zainab A 😂
@cansucinur5680
@cansucinur5680 7 жыл бұрын
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single" "She said yes"
@alib3190
@alib3190 6 жыл бұрын
Here’s one, “ I wasn’t that drunk” “ you went to the public toilets stood in a toilet and flushed, then said to the ministry of magic! You got drenched” “Haha Harry Potter doesn’t sound to bad! I mean I’m a dude it’s what we do” “ you were in the girls bathroom with a lot of girls” “Dang it” Lol
@imjustaweeb8235
@imjustaweeb8235 3 жыл бұрын
I love Harry Potter! ❤️ This is hilarious because you have to know the series to get the joke lol 😂
@Andyyyy420
@Andyyyy420 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh, I love Harry Potter tho! This is good tho😂
@MaryElizabethJohnson
@MaryElizabethJohnson 7 жыл бұрын
"I wasn't THAT drunk." "Oh really? You turned your phone on to airplane mode and kept throwing it around saying, 'Fly, damn you!'"
@stickmeup
@stickmeup 7 жыл бұрын
LOL cant stop laughing
@FlippyPipz
@FlippyPipz 7 жыл бұрын
ClueingForLooks lol thats hilarious
@zt9015
@zt9015 7 жыл бұрын
ClueingForLooks, Lmao
@colinwoods8962
@colinwoods8962 7 жыл бұрын
Loool
@malainalove3324
@malainalove3324 7 жыл бұрын
sorry if this is a stupid Text but... was the phone OK?
@jasmineade8978
@jasmineade8978 7 жыл бұрын
Half of these comments be like "Can i get 10 likes. it's my birthday" "it's not my birthday can I get likes for honesty" like bruh tf? What do likes add to your life? Honestly, it's just sad to see😒
@maheen4356
@maheen4356 7 жыл бұрын
true
@skinnierthighs1239
@skinnierthighs1239 7 жыл бұрын
Jasmine Ade ikr I liked YOUR comment
@smilescupcakes576
@smilescupcakes576 7 жыл бұрын
Ikr! They're all just wasting their time & So are the people that are actually liking the comments.
@catemagrogan3131
@catemagrogan3131 7 жыл бұрын
Jasmine Ade I think your profile pic is sad too see.
@wildwoman9314
@wildwoman9314 7 жыл бұрын
Jasmine Ade ikr like some likes in a KZbin comment is gonna do any good 😑👌
@chelseadouglas514
@chelseadouglas514 6 жыл бұрын
David:Dude I wasn't that drunk Dave: oh really you took somebody's phone added your number and texted yourself saying iloveubabygimmekissmwah
@AlanLopez-xd9hs
@AlanLopez-xd9hs 7 жыл бұрын
Dude I wasn't that drunk A guy was robbing your tv you ran as fast as you could to catch up and said "hey you forgot the remote"
@amazingninja8955
@amazingninja8955 6 жыл бұрын
Alan Lopez LOL
@jadabarends9166
@jadabarends9166 6 жыл бұрын
Alan Lopez i saw that in another video
@emiragkurt8382
@emiragkurt8382 6 жыл бұрын
xd
@yaboianz
@yaboianz 6 жыл бұрын
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
@user-bs3eu6mk8c
@user-bs3eu6mk8c 6 жыл бұрын
Alan Lopez lol
@lililol3719
@lililol3719 7 жыл бұрын
"Dude you were so drunk last night!" "No I wasn't!" "You took a yellow sponge from the sink and yelled 'SPONGEBOB OMG HOW'D YOU GET OUT OF THE TV!?' " "Oh God....." "That's not all, you duct taped him to the TV and said 'That's better' " "Kill me now..."
@shrek8781
@shrek8781 7 жыл бұрын
i thought the sink was suppost to be tv
@raidenpalmerin6645
@raidenpalmerin6645 7 жыл бұрын
Nerdy Kawaii Senpai Anime Loving Potato XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
@omni_bless0001
@omni_bless0001 7 жыл бұрын
loooooooool
@gamesrus5678
@gamesrus5678 7 жыл бұрын
Nerdy Kawaii Senpai Anime Loving Potato LOL
@ggyutime7164
@ggyutime7164 7 жыл бұрын
Nerdy Kawaii Senpai Anime Loving Potato Lol 😂😂
@deeqakhaalid4628
@deeqakhaalid4628 7 жыл бұрын
"I wasnt that drunk.." "oh really? you ran in a telephone box and spinned around and got out trying to fly away saying "IMM SUUPPEERRMAAANN!!!"
@kxtphyred
@kxtphyred 7 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAAAAAAA XD LOOL
@rayyaruffin3401
@rayyaruffin3401 7 жыл бұрын
Deeqa Khaalid Lmao 😂 rotfl 😂 this is funny af
@juliansmith6066
@juliansmith6066 7 жыл бұрын
Deeqa Khaalid lol
@jocelyncampbell1001
@jocelyncampbell1001 7 жыл бұрын
" I wasnt that drunk..." "oh really you ran into a telephone box and spinning around saying "I DOCTER WHOOOO" and humming the docter who theme song"
@ZEDNH06
@ZEDNH06 7 жыл бұрын
Jocelyn Campbell "But I am Doctor Who... right?"
@idkowo1803
@idkowo1803 7 жыл бұрын
My fav was the Hagrid one
@sollerhollersoulblade6126
@sollerhollersoulblade6126 6 жыл бұрын
that was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
@PeriRebecca
@PeriRebecca 5 жыл бұрын
yeah
@Unknown_Blaze
@Unknown_Blaze 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@rishita1686
@rishita1686 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Solis-s7g
@Solis-s7g 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Sofia-vk7vn
@Sofia-vk7vn 6 жыл бұрын
Person: how drunk was I last night? Friend: Well, you went to take another shot through the dance floor and won a dance competition.
@sylviasummerlin390
@sylviasummerlin390 7 жыл бұрын
drunk one: i wasnt that drunk friend: u asked ur gf if she was single drunk one: so friend: she said yes and walked away
@palomagarcia3880
@palomagarcia3880 6 жыл бұрын
sylvia summerlin ohhhooooooooooooooo😮😲
@pragyakumar7891
@pragyakumar7891 6 жыл бұрын
sylvia summerlin yeah...now that's legit..
@uklondontv7932
@uklondontv7932 6 жыл бұрын
sylvia summerlin OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT DRUNKEN GUY GOT OWNED
@venicebitch6225
@venicebitch6225 6 жыл бұрын
lololololololololol
@elliekarakurt4594
@elliekarakurt4594 6 жыл бұрын
sylvia summerlin OH MY GOD THAT'S AWESOME
@LizzyDripping
@LizzyDripping 7 жыл бұрын
"I wasn't THAT drunk" "Oh rlly?" "Yeh" "U stuffed my cat in a pillow and said "ITS A PILLOW ITS A PET ITS A PILOW PET" "......"
@Batcathedral0
@Batcathedral0 7 жыл бұрын
😂 I laughed too hard!
@Batcathedral0
@Batcathedral0 7 жыл бұрын
😂 I laughed too hard!
@watermelonmelon2083
@watermelonmelon2083 7 жыл бұрын
Lisha101 so funny
@annaclark206
@annaclark206 7 жыл бұрын
Lisha101 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂10/10
@ryannheary5850
@ryannheary5850 7 жыл бұрын
Lisha101
@swordshadowslasher2517
@swordshadowslasher2517 5 жыл бұрын
“We’ve all done it before, being drunk...” Me: I am a kid
@UnicornTurtle-ri7xk
@UnicornTurtle-ri7xk 6 жыл бұрын
"YOU WERE SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT" "No i wasnt" "YOU GOT ROCKS AND BUILT A LITTLE WALL AND SAID, OH NO THE GIANTS ARE COMING" "...." (attack of the titans )
@cinnamonmon25
@cinnamonmon25 7 жыл бұрын
-"Dude, you put my hamster in his hamster ball and threw out at the wall saying "Pikachu! I choose you!" You're lucky he's still alive" -"Seriously!?" -"No" -"Oh thank god" -"He's dead" Me:I feel bad for the hamster but I just had to:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kelly.gallacher
@kelly.gallacher 7 жыл бұрын
Usagi-chan LovAnime that was in the vid
@lizmcfarren5359
@lizmcfarren5359 7 жыл бұрын
I love that part too!
@lydkc2280
@lydkc2280 7 жыл бұрын
I didn't think it was funny.
@justinprincessscott6853
@justinprincessscott6853 7 жыл бұрын
Lyd KC it was hella funny I did that to my hamster and he even asked me to do it again cuz he kept leading me to my throwing stand in my leaving room where I throw things 😊 I had a lit hamster
@joshuamckee8693
@joshuamckee8693 6 жыл бұрын
Usagi-chan LovAnime i
@gagansaini2075
@gagansaini2075 7 жыл бұрын
My cousin was drunk, and i told her the car was gonna blow up, and she almost jumped outta the car on a highway.
@joshuapann2741
@joshuapann2741 7 жыл бұрын
Pepe The Frog y wold you do that
@butterflygirl2697
@butterflygirl2697 7 жыл бұрын
Grimey SavageTM why would you tell a drunk person that their car was gonna explode?'
@cin9548
@cin9548 7 жыл бұрын
Butterfly Girl26 cause he can XD
@LizzyDripping
@LizzyDripping 7 жыл бұрын
Grimey SavageTM she shouldn't be driving while drunk
@samanthasherman6750
@samanthasherman6750 7 жыл бұрын
Lisha101 she may not have been driving
@taylorh1872
@taylorh1872 7 жыл бұрын
Man I love drunk people. They can just be so hilarious sometimes. But don't drink and drive kids, that's bad. Trust me, my icon's a mask, I'm obviously a person you should listen to. ;)
@christinam6877
@christinam6877 5 жыл бұрын
........
@AliyaslifetimeAdventures
@AliyaslifetimeAdventures 7 жыл бұрын
Whoever is reading this comment, have a great day!! Or have a great night!😊😊🤓
@Hi-Hono
@Hi-Hono 4 жыл бұрын
Aliya’s Lifetime Adventures You too.
@Snapshotgaming
@Snapshotgaming 4 жыл бұрын
Aliya’s Lifetime Adventures you are so sweet ☺️
@emilyplaysgamesstuwe5801
@emilyplaysgamesstuwe5801 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks it’s 3 am rn I mean 4am
@sirinavarro
@sirinavarro 7 жыл бұрын
Quote of the day " Dude, you have a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling "GROW MARIO GROW."
@chora58
@chora58 7 жыл бұрын
YEAH XDDDD
@penguin-tc1cx
@penguin-tc1cx 7 жыл бұрын
Supergirl Zor-El gave
@ryleek5538
@ryleek5538 7 жыл бұрын
GROWWWWWWWWW MARIOOOOOOOOOOO GROWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@jacobjones7497
@jacobjones7497 7 жыл бұрын
Supergirl Zor-El that sounds like something my friend would do
@greenbarenakedladies8493
@greenbarenakedladies8493 7 жыл бұрын
Supergirl Zor-El Yeah😂😂
@internetdude7282
@internetdude7282 7 жыл бұрын
My uncle when he was drunk ran up to a really short guy and said MASTER SHIFU!!!!
@milobrowny52
@milobrowny52 6 жыл бұрын
Eugene LOL!
@samantha-tx2tc
@samantha-tx2tc 6 жыл бұрын
"Peppermint schnapps" 😂👌 NEW WORD NOW 😆
@Alice_Hazbin
@Alice_Hazbin 5 жыл бұрын
That's an actual alchohol...!!! It's shown in 'The big bang theory'...!!!
@brittanynikole6141
@brittanynikole6141 6 жыл бұрын
I know 99% of people wont read this. To the 1% that do... -Your beautiful -Your smart -Your lovely -You are YOU! Don't let anyone change that!
@Anai_2023
@Anai_2023 6 жыл бұрын
Blue Angel 😊
@meganbaker157
@meganbaker157 6 жыл бұрын
Awww thank you
@jeremyheereishotfrombemore6414
@jeremyheereishotfrombemore6414 6 жыл бұрын
Brittany Clay thank you
@classicalbolt6669
@classicalbolt6669 6 жыл бұрын
Brittany Clay thanks, but I prefer being called handsome over beautiful lol, also same to you, just from seeing your pfp I can tell you're pretty ;)
@brittanynikole6141
@brittanynikole6141 6 жыл бұрын
Thx so much!
@queerheere9285
@queerheere9285 7 жыл бұрын
If you're reading this, Have a nice day :)
@gracietiger1013
@gracietiger1013 7 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth 3rd thanks
@tazsyaht8625
@tazsyaht8625 7 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth 3rd Thanks
@zetunmazhermaz6641
@zetunmazhermaz6641 7 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth 3rd thanks u too
@anotherhuman3866
@anotherhuman3866 7 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth 3rd thanks u too
@evonybright2373
@evonybright2373 7 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth 3rd thanks have a good day to
@animelodies2413
@animelodies2413 7 жыл бұрын
If I get lost in the comments... Remember me!!!
@georgiasab7255
@georgiasab7255 7 жыл бұрын
Ani Melodies I will remember you!😂
@robina7314
@robina7314 7 жыл бұрын
you are lost in the comments but I kept on scrolling to find you
@katherinecrush9188
@katherinecrush9188 7 жыл бұрын
Ani Melodies, your profile pic goes so well with this 😂😂
@Mali-kr2yu
@Mali-kr2yu 7 жыл бұрын
Ani Melodies-DONT LET GO JACK Meh (even doh my name isn't jack but we're doing titanic sooo)- I WILL NEVER LET GO
@laarnimendoza4466
@laarnimendoza4466 7 жыл бұрын
Ani Melodies ok I will remember you
@Kaiyo143
@Kaiyo143 6 жыл бұрын
2:51 the moment Tal said 'It's only 7 and you work until 5' the intro for the song 'My Demons' started playing!😂
@animere-bornhd8159
@animere-bornhd8159 5 жыл бұрын
That is Hagrid! If he's nice enough to do that he's definitely HAGRID!
@MugilanBaskaran
@MugilanBaskaran 7 жыл бұрын
I know your secret... Reaction Time.
@RomanLuther
@RomanLuther 7 жыл бұрын
Mugilan Baskaran wyatnianhis security brain drunk
@vinnydurocher8303
@vinnydurocher8303 7 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@playboitim3923
@playboitim3923 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's tal Fishman
@shailamachado4939
@shailamachado4939 6 жыл бұрын
Mugilan Baskaran WE GOT A HACKER AND HATER!
@bloccpheartment7974
@bloccpheartment7974 6 жыл бұрын
Oh so you now his secret too?
@briannaparker5482
@briannaparker5482 7 жыл бұрын
My favorite won was Dude i wasn't that drunk Really you got my hamster and put it in his ball and threw it at the wall saying pickatu I choose you
@detectivedance
@detectivedance 6 жыл бұрын
Brianna Parker same
@ttgruffles6731
@ttgruffles6731 6 жыл бұрын
Ssaammee
@KaraK348
@KaraK348 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mattsu1965
@mattsu1965 6 жыл бұрын
*one
@josieo242
@josieo242 6 жыл бұрын
one
@kailycalderon
@kailycalderon 6 жыл бұрын
Ha I saw a drunk text where it said, "Dude you were so drunk last night" "No I wasn't" "You picked up a Mexican girl and screamed at her, Dora! I need your map to get home!"
@justsomeone8393
@justsomeone8393 6 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard on “I wasn’t that drunk” “dude you gave a midget a mushroom and said grow MARIO grow”
@Imhidingg
@Imhidingg 7 жыл бұрын
i know your secret....Optimus Prime
@insertoriginalnamehere6515
@insertoriginalnamehere6515 7 жыл бұрын
Moonfire Draws oh nuuuuuuu
@YourLocalPelican
@YourLocalPelican 7 жыл бұрын
Moonfire Draws 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lyrixunknown6086
@lyrixunknown6086 7 жыл бұрын
Moonfire Draws how did you know
@ethan_sluis4203
@ethan_sluis4203 7 жыл бұрын
Yo why do u have to say what we all heard out of the vid we just watched?
@bvlxq
@bvlxq 7 жыл бұрын
IK ziiii22333 zi wads noodts brunk6672i3o2 p0rn lod sjsaj more22333 sh0t7s
@rosannapine5585
@rosannapine5585 7 жыл бұрын
Like literally every single one that has an explanation starts with dude 😂
@sowaetm6320
@sowaetm6320 7 жыл бұрын
Tal: now all have text drunk well hopefully not! Me: I don't have a phone yet
@suneduplessis194
@suneduplessis194 6 жыл бұрын
this is by far the funniest thing I've ever seen... keep up the good work
@user-ee5fc6hc5i
@user-ee5fc6hc5i 7 жыл бұрын
Who else feels so bad for the poor hamster
@carapatchkids
@carapatchkids 7 жыл бұрын
CattyCat Gaming meee
@plaigerocks7266
@plaigerocks7266 7 жыл бұрын
CattyCat Gaming same
@camilamaldonado1927
@camilamaldonado1927 7 жыл бұрын
CattyCat Gaming meeeeeeeeee
@brittneyhyett8930
@brittneyhyett8930 7 жыл бұрын
i dont and your profils minecraft right
@sophiacarpio7698
@sophiacarpio7698 7 жыл бұрын
CattyCat Gaming me!
@normiex8990
@normiex8990 7 жыл бұрын
a drunk text Dude I wasn't that drunk Dude you grab a hedgehog painted it blue put red shoes on it and says GO SONIC RUN FASTER ! Then the you rolled the Hedgehog across the table Drunk person: is it alive? No it rolled into the power saw while it was on. He lost 3 rings..
@fricktics
@fricktics 7 жыл бұрын
ZipperPvP Lol
@kaylachumpornsiripa1071
@kaylachumpornsiripa1071 7 жыл бұрын
ZipperPvP ⚓️⚓️
@raulmoctezuma7168
@raulmoctezuma7168 7 жыл бұрын
Zippe
@genelefebvre8922
@genelefebvre8922 7 жыл бұрын
ZipperPvP aa
@koobasowiskgaming2863
@koobasowiskgaming2863 7 жыл бұрын
That's the most satisfying comment I have heard all year
@hopemorlen4187
@hopemorlen4187 6 жыл бұрын
The first one is my fave. Gets my rolling every time!
@michellygodinez2250
@michellygodinez2250 6 жыл бұрын
I cracked up at the miget one, thank u tal u made my day
@fishsmellbad1862
@fishsmellbad1862 7 жыл бұрын
i know that almost all of these are fake but i still laugh at them for some reason
@maddymensour
@maddymensour 7 жыл бұрын
Fish Smell Bad But they're still funny, since someone out there had to come up with the ideas
@irgroomer
@irgroomer 7 жыл бұрын
Fish Smell Bad don't you know these are real
@fishsmellbad1862
@fishsmellbad1862 7 жыл бұрын
michelle smith wtf are you talking about? Most of these are memes converted into text. And if you look up funny texts on Google images, there are tons of different screenshots of different people's phones with the exact same jokes
@deannam8588
@deannam8588 7 жыл бұрын
Roses are red, The next sentence is true, Violets are violet, no freaking blue.
@bhanupreet14
@bhanupreet14 7 жыл бұрын
CP KID violets in poem are flowers which are actually blue
@JAR-HIPHOP
@JAR-HIPHOP 7 жыл бұрын
bhanupreet singh thank you you are smart finally a person with a fuckin brain
@a.d.2482
@a.d.2482 5 жыл бұрын
Ok bro how he said "No Sir" sounded like he was talking to an actual officer😂😂
@hamiley06
@hamiley06 7 жыл бұрын
I almost choked on my ice tea when I watch this video it was so FUNNY 😂 😂
@kayleed8024
@kayleed8024 7 жыл бұрын
Through this whole thing I was laughing soooooo hard
@layla-maiemms9121
@layla-maiemms9121 7 жыл бұрын
Kaylee's Daily lol me too
@drawmyworld4775
@drawmyworld4775 7 жыл бұрын
Same
@maddykillion7746
@maddykillion7746 7 жыл бұрын
Kaylee's Daily lollol me2
@elenachand1
@elenachand1 7 жыл бұрын
is anybody else scrolling in comments and watching the video at the same time
@alevarii26
@alevarii26 7 жыл бұрын
Elena Chand yes
@slowbutscattered1567
@slowbutscattered1567 6 жыл бұрын
Elena Chand me
@screenname2539
@screenname2539 6 жыл бұрын
N O O N E C A R E S
@nqobile.mkhize_
@nqobile.mkhize_ 6 жыл бұрын
Yes
@meganbaker157
@meganbaker157 6 жыл бұрын
ultimate hero yes
@kcrusus
@kcrusus 7 жыл бұрын
3:18 IM CH OKING
@Embracelife1222
@Embracelife1222 7 жыл бұрын
Derpy Daphne Is Derpy
@azrael8428
@azrael8428 5 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine as drunk once he took my foam minecraft sword and started hitting my other friends locket thinking it was Voldemort’s horcrux He never drank again after what I told him in the morning
@arandomuser9459
@arandomuser9459 5 жыл бұрын
MARIONVOYAGER ‘PHRENZY’ That’s amazing. Minecraft and Harry Potter in one comment is the best.
@angelasjullie4461
@angelasjullie4461 7 жыл бұрын
"I wasn't that DRUNK!" "Really? You picked up a little Mexican girl and Shaked her and said " DORA! I need your MAP to get home!!!!!
@singsonbong
@singsonbong 7 жыл бұрын
Joe vids Paris 2000 wtf you need to be super drunk to see a little Mexican girl as Dora
@qamarahmad6737
@qamarahmad6737 7 жыл бұрын
Joe vids Paris 2000 omg such a good joke
@user-ej2ut1zq3e
@user-ej2ut1zq3e 7 жыл бұрын
4:03 HAGRID you're REAL!😂😂😂😂👏🏻✨
@cerinah.6111
@cerinah.6111 7 жыл бұрын
Crisci Flores
@nevillelongbottom4875
@nevillelongbottom4875 7 жыл бұрын
Kitty Fun time guys, of course hes real
@larryleach7332
@larryleach7332 7 жыл бұрын
Crisci Flores IKR 😂😂
@CharizardHoopa
@CharizardHoopa 5 жыл бұрын
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, singing "a oh" baby let's go, and it goes on and on and on, and it goes on on and onnnnnnnn yay yay
@twentythreedogs0308
@twentythreedogs0308 6 жыл бұрын
Omg I remember the "GROW MARIO GROW" 😂 It's cause my friend told me this last year. "Just grab a mushroom, put it on top of a midget "GROW MARIO GROW" I laughed so hard at that 😂😂
@arkani7904
@arkani7904 7 жыл бұрын
If ur reading this i hope u have a great and safe day and HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!! :)
@kisskiss_malia729
@kisskiss_malia729 7 жыл бұрын
thank chu
@ps4pro705
@ps4pro705 7 жыл бұрын
ShadowShark25 thx
@daniella3478
@daniella3478 7 жыл бұрын
ShadowShark25 thanks
@graceanderson6283
@graceanderson6283 7 жыл бұрын
ShadowShark25 ty
@_mars_human5557
@_mars_human5557 7 жыл бұрын
ShadowShark25 I don't have holidays get 😭
@shidma
@shidma 7 жыл бұрын
That's why I've never had a drop of alcohol
@babykelly228
@babykelly228 7 жыл бұрын
Kysonscience ditto
@JAR-HIPHOP
@JAR-HIPHOP 7 жыл бұрын
Kysonscience I did when I was 4 or 5
@katrinaeichel575
@katrinaeichel575 7 жыл бұрын
CopUnderAverage wtf
@iamsocool6917
@iamsocool6917 7 жыл бұрын
Kysonscience San Diego IS-BAD--
@faith4917
@faith4917 7 жыл бұрын
Kysonscience Same you know why because I'm 11
@idkowo1803
@idkowo1803 7 жыл бұрын
Boy: I wasn't that drunk Girl: seriously you jumped thru a window on the 15th floor screaming/singing I believe I can fly
@edencontreras2790
@edencontreras2790 7 жыл бұрын
3:14 Tal: *laughs* Me: how is that funny?? -.-... Me: (3 sec later) BAHAHAHAHA (I SUBSCRIBED)
@christinam6877
@christinam6877 5 жыл бұрын
Wow just wow
@zennyzenny9501
@zennyzenny9501 7 жыл бұрын
Read this with the twinkle twinkle little star rhythm: A B C D E F G, Gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue. One is chewing all my shoes. Now I'm running for my life, 'cuz the red one's got a knife!
@raven023
@raven023 7 жыл бұрын
Maria Costa you made my day
@zennyzenny9501
@zennyzenny9501 7 жыл бұрын
Ashley Cruz haha 😂
@miasttm
@miasttm 7 жыл бұрын
Maria Costa oml 😂😂
@tctaylor1
@tctaylor1 7 жыл бұрын
Maria Costa my friend told me that also and very funny
@ForTheMinute55
@ForTheMinute55 7 жыл бұрын
Maria Costa Golden
@rocketlime8761
@rocketlime8761 7 жыл бұрын
WHEN MY FRIEND IS DRUNK MY FRIEND:"OMG THERE ARE SO MANY CUPS IM GONNA CALL THE COPS". ME:NO NO NO.... CALL AN AMBULANCE.
@creature8911
@creature8911 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite was the one saying"Dude, you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling, 'GROW MARIO GROW" 🤣🤣🤣
@danielle5408
@danielle5408 6 жыл бұрын
This is so funny I've watched this at least 6 times
@thisname1071
@thisname1071 7 жыл бұрын
PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!!!! (Then, you find out your "Pikachu" is dead.)
@thisname1071
@thisname1071 7 жыл бұрын
(After you thew it at the wall)
@thisname1071
@thisname1071 7 жыл бұрын
wow... * threw*
@penguin-tc1cx
@penguin-tc1cx 7 жыл бұрын
Mint The Hedgehog You can just edit your comment instead of commenting on your own comment
@oliveoil1542
@oliveoil1542 7 жыл бұрын
Mint The Hedgehog what
@oliveoil1542
@oliveoil1542 7 жыл бұрын
Mint The Hedgehog .....
@Infernooo
@Infernooo 7 жыл бұрын
I wasn't that drunk.... You grabbed my phone, turned airplane mode on and threw it out the window screaming "FLY! FLY!". Then you called Customer Support saying your airplane mode doesn't work.
@meepmoop4335
@meepmoop4335 7 жыл бұрын
lol
@princesspena7191
@princesspena7191 7 жыл бұрын
Inferno wait, if the phone broke, how did he call customer service..
@Infernooo
@Infernooo 7 жыл бұрын
PrinPrin Productions with his other phone
@xoxmollymspxox5920
@xoxmollymspxox5920 7 жыл бұрын
Inferno lel
@avavalentine7462
@avavalentine7462 7 жыл бұрын
Inferno how the hell do you throw a phone outta airplane window?
@balalallaaa
@balalallaaa 6 жыл бұрын
My uncle, last winter break, he bought so much wine we had to keep most of it. He also loves to get drunk like basically every night.
@lonelyhufflepuffgirl6532
@lonelyhufflepuffgirl6532 5 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter fans, lmk what house you are in! I'm a Hufflepuff!!!!! "Hagrid! You're real!" Lmao my favorite of da bunch. : )
@rosanafeld6478
@rosanafeld6478 7 жыл бұрын
Kids get stuck in things You know what I got stuck in? School...
@tay2964
@tay2964 7 жыл бұрын
In life
@Xujdfy
@Xujdfy 7 жыл бұрын
Rosana Feld my condom nah jk
@toastyamber1614
@toastyamber1614 7 жыл бұрын
Rosana Feld in this video
@nikko1044
@nikko1044 7 жыл бұрын
History said we have independence ! If I had independence at the time, I wouldn't be in school with everyone. History also said every American had the freedom to do what they please (besides murder) Then why do I have to go to school
@cupcakecandy1751
@cupcakecandy1751 7 жыл бұрын
Rosana Feld hahahab
@risris3778
@risris3778 7 жыл бұрын
Imagine the girlfriend responded with: I am now (1:25)
@tara8581
@tara8581 7 жыл бұрын
Rownie zhao That's what I thought. I was like "He probably is now." 😂
@umar5685
@umar5685 5 жыл бұрын
Oh man this is so funny I had to watch it again
@amylourogers1346
@amylourogers1346 7 жыл бұрын
"GROW MARIO GROW!" That one made me lmao
@daniella3478
@daniella3478 7 жыл бұрын
"Dude,you threw a mushroom at a midget and kept yelling GROW MARIO GROW"
@julia0616
@julia0616 7 жыл бұрын
There was this one drunk text and it said Dude I was not that drunk You picked up a little Mexican and said, "DORA I NEED YOU MAP TO GET HOME!"
@YourFriendlyHouseInvader
@YourFriendlyHouseInvader 6 жыл бұрын
LOL POOR MIDGET LOL GROW MARIO GROOW LOLOL LMFAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@emiragkurt8382
@emiragkurt8382 6 жыл бұрын
*L A M F A O*
@christmascreeper5027
@christmascreeper5027 4 жыл бұрын
God of Bleach that’s also offensive Because he basically was pointing out that midgets are small
@futzfn
@futzfn 6 жыл бұрын
When I watch your videos they make me happy
@Danny-po8vr
@Danny-po8vr 7 жыл бұрын
Dude i wasnt that drunk last night, Dude you got my little sister's pink pillow and you kept screaming PATRICK IS YOU!!
@gothangel2233
@gothangel2233 7 жыл бұрын
One Time a person was so drunk he stood on the table saying he could fly and fell on his face😝😝😝😝
@cond.oriano8779
@cond.oriano8779 6 жыл бұрын
I just watched it for the fourth time, and still laugh so hard!
@wiked1750
@wiked1750 7 жыл бұрын
dude you were so drunk yesterday why what did I do we were at Walmart and you feel to your knees when the intercoms came on and screamed the Lord has spoken awesome
@mxddie05
@mxddie05 7 жыл бұрын
One time my cousin Amber got really drunk and we were playing guitar hero and she yelled and smashed the guitar while saying jibberish words like a sim character it was so funny 😂😅😂😅😂
@SMBCTHAI
@SMBCTHAI 7 жыл бұрын
agbocalps x OMG LOL
@mitchellcleaver1254
@mitchellcleaver1254 7 жыл бұрын
agbocalps x Omg jeushadetgetstwtatetgtgegdgsjuqiaiuhsttetgsbns xD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cassaundrastradford1473
@cassaundrastradford1473 7 жыл бұрын
agbocalps x 😂😂😂😂
@koobasowiskgaming2863
@koobasowiskgaming2863 7 жыл бұрын
Drunk text ------------- I wasn't that drunk last night Dude you grabbed a broomstick and jumped off a building saying "I'm Harry Potter!!!" Oh f**k!
@angery6857
@angery6857 7 жыл бұрын
Koobasowisk Gaming I'm eating nerds and that made me spit them out laughing. I still ate them?
@miaglitters7390
@miaglitters7390 6 жыл бұрын
It’s literally like 5 am and I think I woke everyone up because of my laughter XP
@adahia3238
@adahia3238 6 жыл бұрын
he sould make a series of this I was laughing so hard I was dying
@littlemisscreepypasta_xox5816
@littlemisscreepypasta_xox5816 7 жыл бұрын
3:21 YOU GAVE A MUSHROOM TO A MIDGET AND KEPT YELLING GROW MARIO GROW xD
@alexisrobinson487
@alexisrobinson487 7 жыл бұрын
I love the Mario one!
@lovia650
@lovia650 6 жыл бұрын
The "GROW MARIO GROW" one really got to me... 😂😂
@PrincessOfSlytherin-df9je
@PrincessOfSlytherin-df9je 5 жыл бұрын
My friends and I had this theme party years ago for our friendship anniversary. One of my bestie got drunk and she got on the top of a table and screamed “I’M VOLDEMORT U FILTHY MUGGLES AND MUDBLOODS, KNEEL!” We were just laughing so hard 😂 and later we told her, and we are just glad she’s our friend 😂
@arandomuser9459
@arandomuser9459 5 жыл бұрын
PrincessOfSlytherin 0919 I would have done that even if I wasn’t drunk.
@nanabanana7596
@nanabanana7596 7 жыл бұрын
GROW MARIO GROW I died 😂
@muffinmillie6121
@muffinmillie6121 7 жыл бұрын
Soccer Beast/ Demon Lord XD
@elfenlied_girl1238
@elfenlied_girl1238 7 жыл бұрын
Soccer Beast/ Demon Lord same
@jackobox7583
@jackobox7583 7 жыл бұрын
BOI ITZ DERPY LORD I DIED AT THAT PART
@sightssweetrblx1662
@sightssweetrblx1662 7 жыл бұрын
GROW MARIO GROW!
@nataliecamerano6088
@nataliecamerano6088 7 жыл бұрын
do a part two of this I was laughing so hard and its hard to make me laugh
@jayple_syrup
@jayple_syrup 4 жыл бұрын
It's been awhile since I watched your channel I forgot how awesome you are
@03hawk82
@03hawk82 6 жыл бұрын
Do a part 2!
@kaelynn8385
@kaelynn8385 7 жыл бұрын
i was freakin cracking up af especially the octomiss prime one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@hmmmokie4338
@hmmmokie4338 7 жыл бұрын
The midget mario one though oml I laughed so hard, it's now my favourite thing and the FarmVille one 😂👍✨💖
@bay6826
@bay6826 5 жыл бұрын
Sis:im drunk can u pick me up Bro:send me your location Sis: omg i love that song
@lifewithgrace2822
@lifewithgrace2822 7 жыл бұрын
this is definitely my favorite series 👌👌👌👌👌😂😂😂😂
@jamakovicsara
@jamakovicsara 7 жыл бұрын
I died at the pikachu one😂😂😂
@venomgaming4632
@venomgaming4632 7 жыл бұрын
Sara Iman Jamakovic I laughed so hard at the grow mario grow!
@runrinn
@runrinn 7 жыл бұрын
Sara Iman Jamakovic OMG SAME!!!! lmao XD
@sugarhoneyicedtea2781
@sugarhoneyicedtea2781 7 жыл бұрын
Venom Gaming me too 😆😆😆😆😆
@nick2cost13
@nick2cost13 7 жыл бұрын
Sara Iman Jamakovic me too I was outside watching this ang when I laughed they looked at me...it was pretty awkward actually...
@shammam4008
@shammam4008 7 жыл бұрын
Sara Iman Jamakovic The " olvie garden 2-4-1 chardinay " killed me
@oneword2481
@oneword2481 7 жыл бұрын
I don't have a crush on Tal, but somehow, his face is perfect.... wtf
@alicewilloughby4318
@alicewilloughby4318 5 жыл бұрын
1:28 - And I bet she answered, "Not yet." 3:08 - Wait... "It's only 7 and you work until 5."??? That would give her two hours to be finished with work, get cleaned up a little and go join her friends at the bar or wherever. Why is the texter so surprised? 3:23 - Oh, God, the Little Person must have loved that! (Not!)
@hayleepope9781
@hayleepope9781 6 жыл бұрын
Can you please make your video's longer their so funny! Btw you are funny asf and i love you!!
@Cryaophinx
@Cryaophinx 7 жыл бұрын
Dude i wasnt drunk yesterday Your drunk dude Proof? U went in a wardrobe and scream "FOR NARNIA!"
@dafty6700
@dafty6700 7 жыл бұрын
The Casphinx you noob IT is not your drunk ITS you where drunk😤
@drawmyworld4775
@drawmyworld4775 7 жыл бұрын
What u where drunk when u did that I do that sometimes when I'm sober(not that I've ever been drunk in just a small potato in a big world)😂😂😂😂😂(jokesssss)
@-beanis-4844
@-beanis-4844 7 жыл бұрын
who ish drink I'm shrunk help me p hahahaha that's so funny l can really tipe like if you laughed at this
@ily_t1932
@ily_t1932 7 жыл бұрын
Omg 2:52 that face its telling me " I'm right"
@graciejohnson5068
@graciejohnson5068 6 жыл бұрын
Omg im in love with ur channel
@alexa9671
@alexa9671 6 жыл бұрын
The first one, hamster/pikachu, tampon, and hagrid got me dying 😂😂🤣
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