FUNNIEST Kid Test Answers That Should NOT Exist...

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[@michaela5648]

"You got to find giraffe watch yourself"😂

[@randomdude6484]

THATS WHAT I SAID lol I lost it “watch yourself”

[@Jesse-75-80]

@Zea Asia he is

[@michaela5648]

@@randomdude6484 ikrrr 😂

[@randomdude6484]

“Giraffe ......watch yourself” LMFAO 😆 😂 😝

[@_craig__yeager_9965]

Eww

[@brooklyn0323]

Lmaoo

[@venomdragon4239]

Ferreto vanila u sub to me I Sub back

[@vitxlityy561]

i love this😂

[@RarityourWorld]

Ferreto vanila Lol, he is so aware

[@christalite6477]

I was grading papers for the teacher and this one kid answered with "This class is boring, I can write whatever and still get graded" And it kept going on every question 😅

[@idontexistanymore9134]

That made my day 😄

[@samc890]

Hey girl

[@LexietheFNFFan]

Yeah...

[@ellenoervictor6051]

Tal: Breathes Alfredo: Roasts him in Spanish

[@hoangnguyen-xj7xe]

😆 🤣 😂 lol

[@user-dj6le6oq7p]

Oof

[@randomlightstand]

I am the 69th liker of ur comment lolll

[@puppyloverforever3764]

hola soi Dora

[@andrewstevens8603]

100th like

[@anuragsrivastava5899]

Jim pull your Pants up or I'll call your mother lmao M dyin..😂

[@ashg8530]

Anurag Srivastava lol 😂😂😂😂

[@maecieleffler7611]

I died

[@gachafrisk-_-4053]

Irk I'm so dyeing 😂😁💝loved your comment

[@serenity.danielle]

Okay but... The kids drawing in the beginning was mad good💀

[@DaReal_25]

Gg

[@huneybeechan3777]

I ain’t gon lie it was though😂😂

[@daleramz6385]

Cant even do it

[@Turtoile41]

Your right

[@stanmatthews3341]

🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒👌🏻

[@briggerz641]

Tal: will keep this up as long as there are kids and they are taking test Me: schools are closed so no kids or tests Holy crap 100 likes that’s the most I’ve ever got!!!

[@gabbyrodriquez9680]

True 😂😂

[@captainrex9612]

That is the truest thing ever

[@reneemcconnell3622]

so true😂🤢🤮🤧😷🤒🤕

[@jamiebean716]

CoRoNa TiME

[@des2xi]

He made this video in 2019 but that is very true

[@v.lukaskenway17qcreatecr51]

Teacher: how do you know?? Student:I read the book Kids in the background:ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[@LexietheFNFFan]

AaDi GF: That’s why I’m in love with you!

[@Jesus4life_39]

🥺🥺

[@deebrown9832]

"you gotta find snake, bear, giraffe-- watch yourself" I'M CRYING

[@gemma1377]

I didnt!!! XD lol xx

[@freezyy727]

Call me stupid but I honestly don’t get it 😂😭

[@freezyy727]

OMG I GET IT 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ryancarruthers9575]

@@freezyy727 what I don't get it

[@Redjjfreak4034]

Ryan Carruthers Tal is a giraffe

[@Kate-kj2km]

So my biology teacher tries to make it easy to remember things like the order of the phases of mitosis. She told us to make a sentence we could use to remember the order (IPMATC) One kid came up with this: I Purposely Murdered All The Children. I dont think I'll ever forget the order now😂

[@shontelle3311]

😂😂😂

[@athelenboy9414]

💮💮💮💮💮

[@gachawolfyz1668]

Same. Murderous thoughts are contagious.

[@wanguikamau735]

😂😂😂

[@lamassperra]

My whole childhood also thought it was pronounced Justin beaver 😂

[@purplelifechannel]

It took me a long time to learn that too 🤣

[@lamassperra]

Armani Acrie lmao right 🤣

[@jeylabocharova6438]

Oof 😂

[@andioop-8164]

Lol same

[@lucaschai5788]

lol same2

[@Jillybean.]

Tal: don't give Alfredo attention! Me every day: yeets Alfredo around the house* My Alfredo:why am I still here...?

[@whiskeythestalebaguette6182]

Your adopted

[@Misty_Starz-q5r]

@@whiskeythestalebaguette6182 We're all adopted

[@whiskeythestalebaguette6182]

Ayobami Aje damn dude

[@Jillybean.]

@@whiskeythestalebaguette6182 I wish I was(jk)

[@whiskeythestalebaguette6182]

{•ᔕᑌᔕᗩᑎ ᗯOᒪᖴ•} me tookid

[@ilogeidveu]

The Alfredo Family Alfredo's Sister: I'm sexy

[@aziegenfuss87]

XD

[@lorirawls5193]

The funny thing Ha ha

[@yahooiwachan8013]

20 like UwUz

[@kenyxlz_9618]

Really?

[@epicman9919]

OMG LOL

[@malorybarbeli4022]

I freakin love how much of a savage Alfredo is 😍😍🤣🤣

[@ryef711]

He thinks he savage he’s not

[@ikhouvanslapen]

Why does he talk Spanish ???

[@thyst8004]

Idk Jenna

[@jeevzas]

“Are you an idiot?” *circles box*

[@backforsoob]

PAPER:”I’m Justin” ME:I’m JEONGGUK

[@hwifiles]

I only got 3 minutes into the video before demonetization 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@idkwhattoput5313]

It got demonitized?

[@Angela-hq9xw]

Lol

[@hwifiles]

sera I meant when he last uploaded this exact video

[@ivanhawk6]

I saw the whole thing

[@idkwhattoput5313]

@@hwifiles oh ok

[@jenjen5847]

Test: what do you want to succeed in life? Me: TO LEAVE THIS GOD DAMN SCHOOL! 😂

[@rltb_riley]

Jen Jen same bro... 😭 same

[@robloxplayer9377]

Same same with you

[@Ouizzy]

Learn how to use grammar

[@jenjen5847]

Sorry not my fault I'm just not good at England

[@michealhackney7641]

Principal: *spanks@@jenjen5847 for cussing*

[@ButterFromDiscord]

Random KZbinr: *uploads* Google: let’s deliver the notification to Norway 29 minutes late 🤗§1-0+200-3%a

[@rydogmsp1404]

"NO! You're supposed to find snake, bear, giraffe, watch yourself 👿"

[@mineturtles5462]

Tal: voice cracks Us: he's finally going through puberty

[@JonathanChan212]

RIP

[@djackson5278]

If I got a dollar for every time Alfredo roasts tal I WOULD BE RICH 😎🤑 Edit:omg I have never gotten this much likes

[@Turtoile41]

If I could get $20 every time you comment I would be very rich EDIT: this is the most likes I've got.. Now why??

[@peanabutter1619]

i'm 49th like I guide others to a treasure i can never possess

[@rene8600]

SUB TO Itsfunneh

[@a6391]

o p What if i already subbed to her but then you made me UNSUB to her?

[@brooklyn0323]

xd

[@tiffyharry820]

I died when the kid wrote " I am Justin Bieber"

[@sarahali665]

You should do more funny kid test answers Tal!!!😂😂😂😂

[@josha3581]

Kid: answer it right in his head Teacher: nope that’s not correct Kid: but it’s right, right *task failed successfully*

[@imjaybow5864]

SpeX Clan they did it the right way ⬅️ not the correct way

[@mushroomlady4275]

100th like

[@tahitigt]

Lol “task failed successfully” wtf ur funny

[@reesejohnston7465]

Me: *stomach grumbles* I’m going to get some brownies. 3 minutes later Tal:ok guys that is it about it for today.

[@samtheman5911]

you must have been hungry and the was maybe three thousand

[@heartzgaming935]

Lol 🤣😂

[@devindavis5566]

Just rewind it

[@rebreliant]

Haha that's literally my cuz

[@KD-fv7rk]

Omg that happens to me all the time

[@laasyapriyabhadri3809]

Please make more videos on Funniest kids test answers. They are so good and also Tal's reaction

[@It_kiraa]

When the clip of Tal and short came on i didn't even notice Tal dying in the background. i was to focused on Adi having "period cramps"

[@m.mendyy23]

This is how many times Tal’s voice cracked ⬇️↙️

[@knoxcy.-.]

Your voice cracked that my I pad screen broke 😂

[@Shock356]

Tal: this series will go on forever Coronavirus: allow me to introduce myself

[@four_e_y_e_s]

Yes...would love to follow a guy who argues with a stuffed hedgehog every day XD Jkjkjk love your videos XD

[@jessicafishman1504]

If I had a dollar for everytime tals voice cracked I’d be rich 😂

[@fazelopzi962]

Lol

[@kyrasword]

What about 5 dollars? XD

[@gamingwithsonicapurpleguys7061]

XD lel that would be cool if that happened in real life 🤣🤣🤣

[@Gamer-qw9mt]

Lol same here

[@Gamer-qw9mt]

@@kyrasword lol

[@gamertube7065]

Tal: don’t give him attention. Me: pauses the video and looks at Alfredo 😂😂😂😂😂

[@maxbrandsgard5519]

What is Alfredo’s Instagram?

[@Jesus4life_39]

🥺🥺🥺😍😍

[@elsielou9022]

is anyone else watching this in 2020?? Coz i am!!

[@imizylock3115]

Pinefallapple Studios me to

[@blueflameplays1931]

Uhhh, this was uploaded in 2020...

[@elsielou9022]

@@blueflameplays1931 no it wasnt. 21st of june 2019 actually. i was being that guy once ok?? :) lol

[@sansakaroblox1199]

No its 2097

[@rachelwhittington5152]

Me

[@dimneara]

Wait... You uploaded the video... Deleted it... And uploaded again ?😂

[@hwifiles]

YuTrO it got demonetized

[@trisha8023]

I EaT CaKe

[@shadowdome0924]

Yeah for real I swore I already saw this when I watched it lol.

[@gameplaychannel1309]

@@shadowdome0924 fr

[@patrickbutler2391]

Yeah. I saw the notification for this a few days ago

[@MarcJaevin]

1:44 - I am famous My initials are JB I got arrested for drunk driving I am “Just-a-Beaver”

[@someday589]

You bully he even apologized!!😠

[@MarcJaevin]

some day No

[@coffiecat05]

XD

[@otbyrogers]

XD

[@dailyuwusforeveryoneyay7405]

@Addison Ziegler yes

[@jimmylovel2512]

Alfredo is a Savage no cap. He bests Tal at everything. 😂😂

[@jimmylovel2512]

Tal roast him back.

[@Rat-muncher]

When teachers give you a f for your test (sad noises) Then you realise they are also paying respect for your test ( happy noises)

[@ult999]

The drawings at the beginning, were MAD GUD

[@nub3424]

Alfredo: I’m sexy! Tal: No your not

[@sutartx9x9x8]

yes he is (

[@ytgame7087]

Noooooooooooooo he's not sexy EWWW😤🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤕🤕🤕🤒🤒😷😷🤧🤧🤬🤬🤬

[@harrisonbuck3877]

That’s weird

[@taeispretty1243]

Alfredo:tal sabe que soy sexy Tal:*has no idea what Alfredo says and just plays along*

[@beeboandjish8002]

The real life one that I know is...

[@christopherpericolosi-king4979]

The voice crack is super cute!!! 😂

[@phoebethibodeaux7532]

Tal you need to make a voice crack compilation but with only your voice cracks😂😂😂

[@redmondy4889]

lol

[@jenniferpoczik5995]

NO

[@janebryan935]

1894

[@contanasantana5051]

lol What ended in year 1895? 👇🏻 This year ended 170

[@sheenanelson1114]

1894

[@thetrashman3994]

Lol

[@haeleeleopardi755]

“I think it’s time to get back to the video” Tal: alright well that’s gonna end the video here

[@keri1981]

"Justin Beaver!" LOL!

[@summertummer2394]

You will be surprised to see how often such answers are given by college students. I don't mind wrong answers, but I often used to angrily write "LORD SAVE ME" next to an answer that really exasperated me. Here is a typical answer I come across (I have come across thousands of such answers): The question is, "Illustrate the transactional model of communication with an example". The answer "The customer tells the shopkeeper he wants a soda and pays for it". Such answers used to drive me mad, but I've learned to deal with them.

[@catgamerr1414]

Tal;Snake, bear, giraffe, watch your self. Me:snake, bear, Tal.

[@showfallen]

Catgamer *yourself

[@ameliagordon6945]

Same

[@thecookiemonsterschannel985]

*BTS* Lover Nice name. LoL

[@ameliagordon6945]

@@thecookiemonsterschannel985 oh thanks☺☺💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@thecookiemonsterschannel985]

*BTS* Lover your welcome🥰❤️

[@jaw2835]

Infinite lists: I'm the best reactor Tal: hold my ugly fainted stash stash that is under my nose

[@wonniethepooh.]

IM SORRY BUT I CANT HELP BUT NOTICE SHOOKY FROM BT21 ON HIS SHELF

[@The_Tenmas_have_my_soul]

The first one reminds me of when I finish a word search and find every other word in the grid

[@MaRy280888]

So he has 13M IQ... THAT IS NOT ENOUGH! WE NEED MORE!!!!!!!

[@jamaicage9090]

... ur so funny??

[@phillipgilles7453]

That Correct

[@ncb9920]

@@krosulie7491 im dying hahAha

[@danny.carrera3384]

YOU ONLY HAVE 4 KID

[@ellacohen2088]

My Mind: *Am I the only one who doesn’t mind homework?* My Mind After Reading The Comments: *...yes*

[@jocie4683]

I sorta like homework

[@huntertrue8110]

Yes

[@ItsDakota978]

I do not like homework at all

[@hiimayden5147]

I don't mind homework

[@pandaa_bear8652]

It depends on what homework you have.

[@zer0kiryu960]

Tal: "Nooo, you gotta find snake, bear, giraffe-" Me: *about to comment that I found the giraffe (Tal)* Tal: "watch yourself." Me: okay... ;-; I had to edit for a spelling error 😑

[@zer0kiryu960]

@Hazem Raslan lol yea... Zero is anime husband 😭

[@flushed5050]

And to tell us that you edited it

[@klarabarunovic9841]

I think Tal could be a good teacher😂

[@gachalexiloo987]

The question was, "what is 167×64?" I wrote *A math problem* Edit: omg tysm for all the likes!!!!!! *I am unworthy*

[@kusalindia]

Lololol

[@shanzayfaisalcatlover8850]

Savage

[@crm4625]

10668

[@crm4625]

10668

[@anderfoxie732]

Oh yeahhh

[@defalt30]

Everyone: .... Talfishman:Kids are gonna be so literally Kids:Wow okay dude

[@KoiDayz]

Am I da only kid reading this? :3

[@Joyceyyjkk]

@@KoiDayz how old are you

[@brooklyn0323]

@@Joyceyyjkk FBI open up

[@kyrasword]

@@brooklyn0323 UNO REVERSE CARD! XD

[@kritikaagrawal9925]

No one: Literally no one: Me: obsessing over shooky in the background

[@larosa90]

Happy Father’s Day for when you have kids

[@jackyweyand]

How did people get here before me? I litterally smacked that notification

[@INSA.NEL.Y]

same lmao

[@hwifiles]

SMACK

[@justinnewbury3468]

Same

[@wonkehdonkey4941]

Lolz same

[@gamingwithdogs2486]

Lol hello I Wass on KZbin and saw this vid and clicked on it and comented

[@AdeJaiye]

This is how many times Alfado interrupted the video

[@itsbrayyyz9865]

*alfado*

[@karenobando6574]

It's not alfado its "Alfredo"

[@cavinmanda7624]

Typo

[@themiataisntahonda334]

oh guys u know what he means so stop being an arse

[@tobybarnes8503]

Gacha Potato Alfredo

[@lattoy2386]

Reaction Time: *Talking out kids* 5 years ago....MY NAME IS FISSSSSSSSHMAN HAHA

[@Pookie908]

tal: whats the website that has study guides on it (sparks notes) me:pauses vid adds to bookmark bar

[@lxstalexis6075]

On my test it said: 1/4 of people walk and 1/8 of people cycle. How many people walk and cycle? I wrote: 1/4 and 1/8 ._.

[@phroggychair6598]

Comedy Flips are you okay-

[@animationcreation3455]

Genius

[@samanthalim4624]

Lmao 3/8 it's a habit :3

[@satisfyingstuff311]

@Comedy Flips why eggplants..

[@mosharrefhossain4632]

Gaming with Kookie h

[@ariadnao2110]

No One: Not even Alfredo: Tal: WHY DO YOU EVEN FOLLOW HIM?!

[@fadimaarouf9024]

Ariadna Otero am I suppose to laugh 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@rymplestiltskin1933]

Fadi Dokhomaarouf 😂

[@sukii_nako4191]

What!?!?!?!?

[@ttylrr3345]

Notification: ReactionTime posted a new video! Also notification: 1yr ago

[@ishikamitra5428]

love you loadsssss talfishman.....

[@nowiknowishallnotsee30]

My dad told me that if I ever see a question on a test that says “Provide an example of a risk,” I should write “This.”

[@itzbrii3321]

A kid said that already tho ...

[@brudengamesmore1150]

A kid already wrote this. Don’t take credit for other people’s stuff you jerk.

[@nowiknowishallnotsee30]

I know that other kids have said that, I’m saying that my dad was one of them

[@brudengamesmore1150]

Maybe he did, but people on the internet tend not to be trustworthy

[@lailariddle5214]

Can y’all stop hating on this person it’s not like you didn’t lie in your life before and they probably didn’t even lie too so hush

[@isaacbailey3681]

"You gotta find snake, bear, giraffe--watch yourself!" Yeah, I'm watching myself calling you a giraffe.

[@soulsuckerfai]

😎😎😎

[@epicaidanholland9235]

I love it when you post these sorts of vidios

[@dawud3070]

Lol Tal looks like Justin Bieber anyway And Alfredo looks like a beaver😂😂

[@baddog1019]

Tal : I will give you 5$ if you give me an A+ Teacher: nice try but no.. Tal : I will give you 100$ if you give me an A+ Teacher: I will give you a B Tal : Deal

[@marthavargas6447]

Like = his grade goes up

[@eliiuu9597]

so my friend and i were told to rearrange the sentence-in the dark, children make mistakes. we rearranged it to-mistakes in the dark make children

[@lilyhawthorne1196]

this is so underrated lol!

[@Someone23553]

DAYUM HAWT😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jj-nt8fn]

Talfishman: It's like me saying basketball is my favorite subject

[@gabriellasnook3553]

Since tal and maddie, Alfredo’s been real quiet 😂

[@shock6885]

One time i did my math homework and it said show your work so i drew myself thinking of the answer. And the teacher didnt even mark it wrong

[@lavender6313]

Niceeeeeeeee

[@what8046]

That's exactly what you do *face smack*

[@cannadote471]

when he said "fOrMaL eSsAyS aRe NeVeR hApPy".. that was hot

[@kmsejm5007]

Catherine Sol When was that?

[@bestiesquad902]

@@kmsejm5007 at 5:40

[@adnqnv]

You little weirdo..

[@Akeem-ul9fe]

That was not “hot”

[@gam8052]

Why there are capital letters And small letters Tell me whats that?

[@Petunia358]

tallfishman says justin beaver; Me;YESSSSS KING😂

[@galaxyboy6054]

Y'all have to admit that thumbnail that was amazing art and it's like they were asking for him to draw it cuz it fit good for apart of a swimsuit in anime

[@Cucjiemetaooo]

God had a pencil Tal had a highlighter God drew the world Tal made it brighter

[@melissasalinas4559]

Yes

[@sunshinejxssie3384]

PATHETIC

[@zquader]

Azzy is the highlighter

[@iamagoogleuser3830]

@Ashley Slater it's copied

[@arcticbreeze1861]

@@iamagoogleuser3830 oh really I was bout to say he got "bars" but nvm

[@unicornions4428]

It’s funny tho Alfredo:I’m sexy 😉 Tal: No ur not 😂

[@ssesuper1140]

Lol but yh

[@us3r.not_f0und83]

I was recommended this after a year.. gOod JOb yOUtuBe

[@shrithijashetty6759]

Even after subscribing to him for approximately 2 years I can't take my eyes off the Shooky plushie 💜💜

[@No-bg6hz]

“You gotta find snake, bear, giraffe!!” Me: Found giraffe right th- “watch yourself” Me: Theeerrreeee on the paper am I right!!

[@emma-pw9cm]

@No, your username sums up my entire life...yeah its quite uneventful

[@junhui606]

OMG this is the first time I noticed that SHOOKY was on his shelf.... my heart is omg

[@makenna.senkiw2675]

Yas army!!

[@user-rp8rg3zl5e]

Hai Armys!!

[@senoghaw]

I knew a while ago but im still not over it.

[@alexbulger587]

for a video you should do you reading through your emails! XD

[@Shadowofjotunheimr]

Tall: *talks about an answer* Tall’s voice: *cracks*

[@camacho_12]

When I was in second grade, I used to do this on my spelling quizzes, “answer” OR “answer” Like for example: “crack or crac” And my teacher would circle the correct one and that’s how I would get 100 on each quiz😂

[@kazuma9167]

Wow

[@AnAlbanianDude]

Is cracc

[@camacho_12]

Rubin Xhemali ya lol

[@cometcal7387]

Damn big brain dude

[@ilikecheeze5110]

Big boi brain but small pp

[@rohankurani4974]

4 views, 21k likes, 204 comments. KZbin’s done it again. Great job Susan!

[@JAMESGamingLV2]

We can comment more than once

[@arianiss]

Nobody cares

[@100subswithnovideosletstry6]

Rohan Kurani hey my name is Susan.......

[@issabinski6865]

@Susan Williams lmao 😂😂

[@100subswithnovideosletstry6]

Issa Binski ikr

[@josueproductions5007]

1:34 I have a animal riddle Who has a long neck it’s taller than the moon so tall you can slide off it So long that the birds in the sky crash of it Answer: Tall Fishman

[@whiskeythestalebaguette6182]

Cinnamon roll

[@mnsmusicx-x3289]

As long as there’s kids and as long as they’re taking tests, ME: I wish

[@kzvr945]

"I read the book" *teacher*: "THE BOOK IS ***** EMPTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@jedi481bbx4]

Now I get it when you said giraffe 😂😂😂😂

[@hedger368old]

“Tal giraffe” LOL

[@ayeeshabasman2399]

soooooooo alfredo is talking spanish???? GREAT I LOVE IT

[@mariakatherinedolor9159]

My teacher said "identify the angle if it is right acute or obtuse" and it also said "exlain why" i said "i know"

[@gameplaydesigner7329]

I dont get it... or its a bad joke

[@teresa5412]

Maria Katherine Dolor that’s not a good joke sorry

[@iron_potato40k]

You forgot the P in "exlain"

[@Phoenixgogogo]

BGREEDCCSAAASDFYUUUDSEE THHGRE ASDFGNGHJKLKJHTRE IGFDS LUYTRESS THHGFDSASBN 90 DEERGGRREES OIUYTR MOOUYTRE THHGFDSAASN 90 DEEFGREES

[@phobos2955]

Something like that happened to me. I just wrote “because I’m smart” Let’s just say I’m homeschooled now

[@creenelmc6953]

6:37 Is a good example of Tal thinking we don't get jokes and need explanations.

[@hannah829]

I LOVE Book Reports

[@LeeSchott-lz3fw]

Hi I love your videos like so he can see that he’s doing good in life

[@444rzca7]

Once i said “Justin Beaver is an animal!!!” And my parents started laughing and i got very confused...

[@xknyz4657]

my brother had a stuffed animal beaver. we named it justin beaver (we were 5 and 6 at the time)

[@444rzca7]

Ellie Barnhart oof do you still have the beaver?

[@xknyz4657]

@@444rzca7 yes he does

[@animeexe4503]

♡︎ Esther The Ravenclaw ☆ i one said that too

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XD that’s hilarious 🤣