Reading One Star Roller Coaster Reviews - Part 4

[@JamesonThomas24]

I love how a lot of these people take one specific thing, and make it the entire personality of the park

[@pre_s_t]

Yeah, like for the Magic Springs one

[@jamalbrown8555]

Hey buddy I understand what you mean by that stay safe bruh.

[@clairesyoutube]

the sweet cream cheese pretzel

[@davide.7327]

These reviews about the weather at a park are the literal embodiment of “Old man yells at cloud”.

[@paraskep5080]

I'm convinced some of these yelps reviews, are just people that never ridden roller coasters.

[@Coaster_Crash]

Same

[@TheFirefly_Official]

11:32 Whoops Sarah forgot to keep things PG 😂

[@CisForCoasters]

Moments where I love Sarah = Castles and Coasters. Thank you for seeing that review for what it was and giving it the finger.👍

[@the_synack]

Re: Loch Ness Monster - What the reviewer doesn't understand is not all coasters are for everyone. You have it right, if it isn't for you then don't ride it. You don't see me riding Mind Eraser on repeat at Six Flags America, but I wouldn't advocate for it to be torn down... wait nevermind yes please do so.

[@potatodaddy4935]

yeah but it's taking up space

[@ItsSiebay]

Thing is, Loch Ness has sentimental value and history whereas Mind Eraser doesn’t. Should’ve said Firebird. It too has a bad reputation but historic significance.

[@RollerCoasterPsycho]

No I love that overbank after the first inversion, I ride it just for that lol great airtime on that thing

[@AliAliHough]

Once saw someone give Saw at Thorpe Park a 1 star review because they thought it was a literal real life trap made by jigsaw😂🤦‍♂️

[@arandomhumanbeing9341]

Sounds a little sarcastic but ngl I wanna see the review 😂

[@kirbysuperstaruhh3769]

Reminds me of the several 1 star reviews on tower of terror acting as if it were a real hotel

[@ellaedits4787]

2:31 When i went to emperor, the staff asked me if i wanted to go in the train since i was a single rider and they needed one more person to fill the train. They dont have a single rider line, but they will still ask for single riders if needed.

[@lindseysharon259]

Thank you for calling out the racist dog whistles Sarah! Especially when you could have just edited it out. A lot of people miss the meaning behind comments like that one, so it’s always good to see them explained.

[@jdonovan74]

Agreed! I'm a fan again even though Phantoms Revenge wasn't in her top 25.

[@MattMcIrvin]

Yeah, Sarah knew what was going on there.

[@koalakyle19]

The Great Replacement is real

[@MattHeadleyNC]

Hard to get something by us south Jersey / Philly peeps

[@domenichughes7792]

​@@koalakyle19it'd be great if you replaced your brain with one that works

[@Frankenberry]

Belmont Park : "They're giving the park a 1 star review over something that's not the parks fault".... I disagree. They should have adequate security, not only in the park, but on all the property. That situation should never have been allowed to go that far.

[@RealBrizz]

Yeah my thoughts exactly

[@jbw528]

the complaints the person had was legit. They are worried about safety in the area and parents need to know about this concern.

[@MattW30356]

I am also sentimental about Loch Ness Monster, as it was my first coaster with an inversion as well. I love that coaster, not to mention how beautiful those interlocking loops look.

[@SomeRandomAccount5]

Funny story, one time I was at my Homepark, HersheyPark, and everyone started coughing and all the rides got shut down. It turns out that tear gas from army training was blown into the park. Therefore, everyone in the park got tear gassed.

[@CoasterCheetah]

This series is hilarious

[@Spiderific]

I freaking love this series!! More, please! Sarah is so funny 😂

[@spentron1]

"Don't be idiots like us and go on a super crowded day and then complain about it" would be more like it. Although the predominate impression of amusement parks IS overcrowded, hot and expensive. It's the only thing that saves them.

[@cratcliff8820]

“They don’t have people go on sometimes” they’re talking about them dispatching with empty seats because they have no single rider line lol. Translated!

[@burgers0877]

I used to passionately hate loch ness, but then I rode it again last month and I really took the time to appreciate the experience and loops and it is actually a fun ride! It isn't the smoothest or newest, but it can still be enjoyed

[@TheBoredShow83]

As someone who’s been to Belmont park numerous times, parking is intense since they share a parking lot with a big park and the beach. Unless you get there right when it opens, it’s gonna be tough to find parking.

[@triple7marc]

There are several free parking lots within walking distance of that park. I have never had an issue finding parking for the park or Mission Beach.

[@ZackChristopher97]

I remember reading a one star review for Volcano Bay that was just this lady complaining about how she couldn’t order chicken wings because they were a menu item exclusive to cabana guests and she thought it was discriminatory, lol. That was the entirety of the review 🙄

[@benwinegarner4797]

More of this please! These are great! So entertaining. I love laughing at ridiculous people! Lol

[@ThrillsofColdplay]

That Alamo comment is so unnecessary in that review

[@DoomPlague]

Some people think they're cleverly sneaky with their racism.

[@vermillion6805]

i have a feeling they only hated the place because there were hispanic/non white people

[@MattMcIrvin]

I have to admit, the Sunday Funnies area in Cartoon Lagoon is the one part of Universal where I took a bunch of photos just because I was impressed by how unimpressive a licensed theme could be. (Look, it's Crock!) But somehow they failed to mention all the awesome parts of Islands of Adventure.

[@twistedcoasters1533]

This reminds me of the time I waited 3 HOURS for the smiler (it was advertised 90) due to ride delays and they refused to replace our ticket despite emailing and losing half of our day. We also were next for nemesis when it broke for 30 minutes, didn’t get an apology, nevermind fastracks

[@thegeniusman8757]

Yeah I don't know what you were thinking, the park was never going to refund your ticket. Rides break, it happens. They don't guarantee that everything will work flawlessly.

[@edvaira6891]

Yeah, sadly , Belmont Park has gotten Really rough the last three years…most longtime San Diegans like myself have learned to steer clear after dark…the management and security at the park are almost nonexistent and the park is frequently filthy and is looking rundown…the one star review is not THAT much out of line (I’d go for 2 Stars at the most…)

[@jordonfreeman166]

Fun fact: I’m currently in Orlando right now for Special Olympics USA Games representing Georgia and I flew out of Atlanta on a private jet and we were close enough to the ground that when we passed over Fun Spot Atlanta, I could see the lift hill and zero-g stall for their RMC was already completed.

[@Wesley-76]

That's cool, I've been following their updates so I already knew this but it's really cool to be able to see it in person on a private jet!

[@N9197U]

Biggest flex I've ever seen in a yt comment

[@tc6818]

I didn't know about Belmont Park. Just added it to my list of parks for a future roller coaster trip to San Diego. (SeaWorld and LegoLand) Thanks.

[@Spark1118]

Its just an old wooden coaster with some flat rides.

[@tylerlynn9680]

It's a rough old coaster but the area is amazing. I highly advise exploring mission bay. When I was young I think I must of had 5 birthdays there. My sister and I went to a wedding there and it was just beautiful, overlooking the park and the beach. Edit: I'm talking about Belmont, it's also down the street from sea world which I've also visited many times. I now live down the street from Legoland and it's really just a kids park. I remember going on opening day, was fun, went when I was a teen, not as fun

[@MondoCoasters]

2:16 We live in a society. My society. 🤡

[@assemblyrequired7342]

Say what you want about the Loch Ness Monster (or other older coasters of his ilk), but there is something about old roller coasters that makes me want to have them kept around, such as the historic Cyclone. My dad used to ride the classic Coney Island coaster back when he was a kid, and I felt privileged to ride a part of coaster history in 2016, long after it first opened. I strongly feel that if possible, these first-generation looping coasters also deserve such historical consideration and TLC, even if they are a little unrefined in comparison to the modern coasters we've grown used to. If that means restoration and replacement parts, then I think that would be worth it. And perhaps adding some extra padding to the seats. I myself would feel upset if the Hulk were ever removed. That was my first roller coaster ever! P.S. I've gone to IOA more times than I can count. NEVER had any problems with drunk people or cigarette smoke!

[@SpiritOfTheSeasons]

I think the belmont park one is fair if they’re commenting on the safety of the parking lot. Pepper spray and stabbings may not be the environment a family wants to go to and that is relevant to the park

[@shadow.arceus]

Also that's a review on the park's security, which is directly relevant to the park. Customers wouldn't act as stupidly if the police or someone who could deal with the situation were nearby.

[@Frankenberry]

agreed

[@porcelainthunder2213]

I thought that was about Six Flags America at first.

[@twootievids]

I love these videos. Please keep making more. The reviews are so wild. X'D

[@coastercar]

I gotta say Emperor is a very fun ride and has great pacing. The station isn't that bad and though I wish there was a single rider line the actual line is never that long. I think it is a great addition to the park.

[@Maxncheesey4]

Can you guys do these again? One of my favs.

[@JerseyKevin]

Love the series! I think it would be funny to see what else the people also reviewed. That would be funny

[@thesamesunrise5297]

Yall gotta bring this series back 😭

[@tc6818]

I wonder what the person did back in 1989 to get thrown out of Kings Dominion. Let's start a list of possibilities: 1 - Line jumping 2 - Shoplifting 3 - Drunk and disorderly 4 - Lewd sex act on the Ferris Wheel? (or elsewhere in the park) 5 - Fighting 6 - Use/possession of illegal substances (pot, or ??) 7 - Groping other guests Perhaps the person was banned for life and that's why they took their kids to Disneyland instead.

[@MattMcIrvin]

assaulting the Singing Mushrooms getting high in Yogi Bear's Cave

[@MattHeadleyNC]

Meanwhile, KD be like, 1989?! Who’s that?! Guy would probably be just fine walking in there tomorrow

[@davidreynolds9744]

Yeah, Islands and Studios was our best park experience ever. The imersive settings plus a solid line up of rides. Reviewer must be a Disney employee trying to bring down the score of the competition.

[@asudevil316]

Here comes the uneducated Universal stans lol

[@nat3007]

My first rollercoaster that went upside down was Nemesis at Alton towers. Then the traumatizer at Southport not everyones favourite but it gives me good memories of spending the day with friends as it was £10 to ride everything as much as you wanted.

[@dogsinthedark]

9:54 At this moment, I realized I'm not anywhere close to a historian. I'm a coaster enthusiast and know a lot about space, not actual history.

[@Polarized_Vision]

I am half surprised some of these people didn’t file an unnecessary lawsuit against any of these parks

[@arandomhumanbeing9341]

I’d love to see someone Sue SWSD over the pretzel

[@D308M]

I love this series!! 🤣🤣

[@dadipedia948]

2:01 Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and died

[@alexpandolfi8588]

Is it very interesting to see this particular/strange 1 star review for Us parks/roller coaster and to see your good reviews. Keep it up and continue this format! Anyway will you extend this format also for European parks, or haven't you thought about it yet?

[@matthewtaylor1785]

Funnily enough, when I went to Belmont Park, I also experienced a shooting and the park got evacuated. However, about an hour later the park reopened and everyone went about their day as if nothing happened. Props to Belmont for handling it as well as they did

[@KondaaKage]

In the words of Colin Jost from SNL: "If you give something one star, that's about you." This is true, especially the one guy who reviewed Castles 'n' Coasters

[@juliehardy2497]

As someone who grew up with Magic Springs as my home park, someone pooping on the bathroom floor isn't as far-fetched as it sounds.

[@Mayfired]

Love these videos! They crack me out every time! Awesome video guys!

[@rbjr7469]

About the snacks. I absolutely love Dollywood, season pass holder, go multiple times every year. If they ever got rid of the cinnamon bread I would riot!

[@DankPeezy_YT]

I think that Islands of Adventure review was written by Mickey Mouse. Maybe Pinocchio. There were definitely some fibs in use there.

[@asudevil316]

Or it could be a valid review since Universal is not the best and the clientele is sketchy

[@asudevil316]

@@DankPeezy_YT not everyone shares your opinion. While Universal is better than Six Flags that review was right about Toon Lagoon being trash, about the bad dark rides at Seuss Landing and the amount of smoking from the clientele

[@asudevil316]

@@DankPeezy_YT cool, none of what you said is true. Those "outdated" attractions at Disney are great rides that feature timeless classics. Universal doesn't have a good layout with The Wizarding World being way too cramped. Nintendo Land is going to be the same boring upcharge joke that it is in Japan. Universal will never be close to what Disney is especially when they build trash like Fast and Furious and Jimmy Fallon Race to New York then build a dark ride with a size limit lol. Tron actually has a story and theme unlike Velocicoaster but it is also made for everyone why Velocicoaster is made for a select group of people only. Disney is pissing off a small unintelligent vocal group, while Universal is catering to a small niche audience while telling families they are not welcomed there. Makes sense why you, an employee of Universal will lie and defend them to the death lol

[@asudevil316]

@@DankPeezy_YT "Disney Attendance numbers plummet"? Hahahahahahaha do you live in reality? Besides the pandemic the last 2 years their Attendance has bounced back to pre-2020 numbers. So you have no idea what you are talking about. Rise of the Resistance and Cosmic Rewind show that Disney are the innovators while Universal builds an out of the box Intamin Rollercoaster with 1 stationary raptor as its entire theme. Timeless classics means they are timeless and not washed up, the fact you dont know that is sad. Talk about mediocre then praise Universal for rides based on Jimmy Kimmel, Jurassic World, Fast and Furious, Secret Life of Pets and Nintendo....all jokes and not good. You do know that the Tron coaster is universally praised as a great ride? Its cool you have nostalgia for a mediocre park with no cohesive theme, mediocre food, and 3 good rides...meanwhile every Disney park is better in every way possible and will continue to grow and improve. Might want to educate yourself next time before you embarrass yourself with clearly inaccurate comments. What makes you think Universal will be able to build another parl after Epic Universe? They literally have no space lol

[@Nitrolord]

Yelp should have a feature that automatically removes reviews that have the phrase "never been there" in them

[@jordanjohnson4625]

If you don’t like IOA then theme parks aren’t for you.

[@stephenhewitt5721]

I’m just gonna say it… Getting pepper sprayed for holding a parking spot seems kind of reasonable to me.

[@lukejarrett6569]

I was literally at BGW yesterday that park is actually amazing😂😂

[@MrSRArter]

4:10 Alot better than my first coaster that went upside down (Serial Thriller at Geuaga Lake).

[@wishdeus]

I will say the last time I was at universals islands of adventure, it was in the dirtiest state I've ever seen a park, sooo many ants.

[@SlackerWannaB]

These Yelp comment reviews are pure comedic gold! You could do this with Google reviews too!

[@allthrills9973]

I still remember that vlog from when Taylor’s car overheated at BGW

[@ItsSiebay]

“Girls don’t poop” Tell that to the Target I work at

[@itaiperez]

"Fly me in Dubai" And one year later, you did ! 😊

[@Tylerhopkins3106]

Great video, some of those reviews are hilarious!!!

[@logancoasterroasterlockwoo163]

I actually remember when you were at Six Flags over Texas and it rained after an hour of you being there, and you went and got a refund from the ticket stand, I was getting that vibe from the Silverwood complaint, as long as they gave them a free ticket it’s fine, but if they refuse to give them a refund and didn’t give them a ticket then I would agree with them

[@CoasterStudios]

They gave me a ticket to come back the next day, not a refund. Most parks don't give a refund. And the thing is that Silverwood did give them a return ticket, I guess they just didn't want it

[@logancoasterroasterlockwoo163]

@@CoasterStudios I can see the frustration of it was somebody on vacation and they don’t have time to return another day, cause that’s actually happened to me before, but overall, still pretty crazy, albeit not as crazy as the rest of these reviews

[@Coaster-it]

Best series on coaster studios

[@Josephdavidson]

This is great but nothing can top coaster parodies. CS plz bring that back

[@wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037]

Bro, what’s with the Cheetah Hunt hate? That’s a solid ride. It’s not Maverick or anything but it’s like an hour long.

[@mr.noride7226]

Yeah, the line for it maybe.

[@jenniferrinaldi8808]

I was on Loch Ness Monster. I didn't come off the ride with any issues. People are just weird!

[@coasterowen9793]

I love Rita’s Italian ice

[@3Peat_]

Well I can understand the Silverwood complaint because some people are on vacation and they probably have to leave tomorrow so they wouldn’t be able to comeback and use the free ticket

[@LaurieHartshorn]

As a Silverwood pass holder ... first was bs. They had to evacuate for the fire as it was very close . They ended yo being closed a few days I believe for it. As I understand they never give refunds but they do give free tickets in a case like that. They do not do so for weather. FaQ on site is helpful for that. The fires were very bad and so smokey you couldn't breathe in area, was also during covid so it was a safety thing all around

[@DJWezzyK]

CSM in Belgium does retracking of old Vekomas and old Arrow coasters. So Busch Gardens, Give them a call.

[@MrSRArter]

5:24 They could re-theme it to just Nickelodeon in general and call it "Nicktoon Lagoon" if Paramount's deal with Triple Five Group isn't an exclusivity deal.

[@Simptendo]

Just give me the freakin cream cheese pretzel 🤣

[@MIKEYPOOHBEARJACKSON]

Some of the reviews could be that some people did not plan their day right. And show up to amusement parks at their peak hours like between 11 and 1pm.

[@overbanked]

"Absolutely an abomination to my society" 😂

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

3:37 lmbo, getim SuperVinlin

[@Chaoshero5567]

Btw we need more of this

[@ldhproductions112]

The one time I went to Islands of Adventure was one the worst day I’ve ever had at a theme park. But it was nothing about the park itself, my family just kept arguing about what next, to the point that one of them went back to the car. And it was a birthday trip for me. But I’m not going to go right a one star review of the place.

[@Spiderific]

Same thing happened to me at Disney. Family kept fighting making it miserable for everyone else. Sorry your birthday trip was ruined, that really sucks.

[@shawnokeefe1580]

Loch Ness my first looper…summer 1980

[@Wesley-76]

I like these videos too-- they are fun!

[@LowFreqFreak]

Okay, I’m sold. Fly me to Dubai.

[@michaelstevens8007]

The guy upset at King's Dominion was probably kicked out for pooping on the floor. Just a guess.

[@jazzterry-short7998]

Would you do a similar video with theme park pet peeves, I have one, coasters that do fake splash downs, for example Sheikra has a real splash down, Manta has a fake splash down.

[@vinnyvince2581]

Just went to SeaWorld two days ago. The pretzel is there.

[@ScottyMania313]

As an enthusiast, of Pro Wrestling, I have love for the 1989 Kings Dominion feud guy, I mean look at Bulk Hogan and Iron Shiek, after all these years before my time, Iron Shiek still talks junk about that jabroni on Twitter, the pops make me smile. The Castle and Coasters Guy, straight up Red Flag. That dude probably has some freaky manifesto online. Call the popos

[@jamalbrown8555]

You guys are awesome . I love your awesome videos they are such Banger's stay safe guys.

[@kelseylane96]

Taylor, how do you organize and keep track of your credits? Especially if you have been riding coasters your whole life and didn’t start caring about counting credits until like 2 years ago.

[@CoasterStudios]

I just keep a list on my phone in alphabetical order

[@happysword258]

Please do a "guess the park by stupid reviews"

[@parkerdk14]

Loch Ness monster was the first roller coaster( other than Grover coaster) that I went on and now I am obsessed with roller coasters 🎢. So the comment on Loch Ness monster made me pretty mad! If you are reading this and are going to Busch gardens Williamsburg, PLEASE ride Loch Ness, i litterly laugh every time I go on it!

[@VestedUTuber]

To be fair, in the case of a natural disaster I'd rather have the option of either a free ticket _or_ a partial refund, because depending on circumstances I might not be able to fit another trip in. But even so, that's not 1 star worthy.

[@ArrangedNoiseFan]

Your reactions to these are hilarious!

[@elliotscoasterclips]

You said that the person could ride Pantheon... They could if they were short enough. I'm 16 and am too tall to ride :( Love the video!

[@enthusiastJD]

When i was at IOA in december i rode cat in the hat 16 times in a row

[@Valzentia]

I also want to know what that guy did in 1989

[@Shawnyy09]

I love this, Always makes me laugh :D

[@user-qz2ld3vt2d]

Kinda agree with both the first two reviews. You should get a refund not a voucher if there is a reason to close the park. If this was a tourist, the voucher would be useless. The second is about a park with such bad security that they supposedly had 3 incidents with weapons in the park in a couple of weeks? They should at that point use metal detectors at the entrance

[@BillyReichard]

I love watching these videos!

[@minasotah]

Oh Hail Lockness Monster....where is the "Wolf"?

[@MattHeadleyNC]

There’s a one star rating for you! “They took our big bad wolf and now the park sucks!” Lol

[@KaiJNichols]

Magic springs is my home park I believe it

[@derekwtang]

Can’t say it’s the worst coaster in the park if you haven’t been on it

[@daltonhagood5059]

I still haven’t had a bad ride on Loch Ness monster and I ride it all the time. I’ve ridden it atleast 40 times

[@dominichervey2632]

These videos are hella funny and hella stupid at the same time🤣

[@LeslieWoods-vz8px]

Average day at Belmont park

[@theydontfwthoosie]

*i305 and twisted timbers 🥺*